davesprite teaches kamina how to internet, lesson 1: GOOGLE

CURRENT havensmashingSwordsman [CHS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT havensmashingSwordsman [CHS] walks on in, a small blue laptop in hand --
CHS: Daaaave!
CHS: HOW DO I INTERNET?
?TG: oh god what
CHS: Teach me!
?TG: where did you get a laptop
CHS: Your bro told me I can look stuff up on here!
?TG: brooooo
?TG: dammit
CHS: What?
-- ??? turnedspriteGodhead [?TG] siiiiiiiighs, rolling his eyes --
CHS: I want to learn the names of every single star!
CHS: He apparently doesn't have a book on it, so he gave me this!
?TG: here lemme see your laptop for a minute
-- CURRENT havensmashingSwordsman [CHS] hands it over --
-- ??? turnedspriteGodhead [?TG] floats into a sitting position, putting the small laptop on his lap. Quick- gotta put fucking parental controls on this thing if Bro hasn't already. Gotta make sure Kamina doesn't run into his universe's fourth wall and find shit about Gurren Lagann. Nnnngh. --
-- CURRENT havensmashingSwordsman [CHS] he's got it all set up already, apparently --
-- ??? turnedspriteGodhead [?TG] thank fucking god --
?TG: alright dude ill teach you how to internet
-- CURRENT havensmashingSwordsman [CHS] leans over him, resting his chin on Dave's head --
?TG: alright do you know at least how to get to websites yet
CHS: Nope!
?TG: alright ok
?TG: so first of all you open up your browser
-- ??? turnedspriteGodhead [?TG] opens up the laptop's browser, whichever it is --
?TG: now to get to a website you gotta type in its address on the bar up here
?TG: its usually the websites name and .com or .org or .net or whatever
?TG: for example lets go to google
-- ??? turnedspriteGodhead [?TG] types into google.com. TO THE GOOGLE --
CHS: So if I want to look something up, I just type it out, right?
?TG: if you go to google yeah
?TG: its probably the website youre going to use the most
?TG: it basically a thing that can search the entire internet for whatever youre looking for
CHS: Alright!
CHS: Give it over.
-- ??? turnedspriteGodhead [?TG] passes the laptop to Kamina, straightening out --
-- CURRENT havensmashingSwordsman [CHS] types one finger at a time, pausing to find the right letters and glance at the screen --
-- ??? turnedspriteGodhead [?TG] snrrrt --
CHS: S...t...a...r...s.
CHS: Stars!
?TG: ahaha good job babe
CHS: ....Hey, this isn't what I wanted!
?TG: hmmm
CHS: Why is it giving me bands?
?TG: because for some reason people call celebrities stars
CHS: That's stupid!
CHS: If they're famous, just call them famous!
?TG: i know right
?TG: try being more specific in your search
?TG: like stars in space or something
CHS: Hmm...
CHS: M...a...p...
CHS: O...f...
CHS: T....he....
CHS: Starrsss.
CHS: Now that looks promising!
-- CURRENT havensmashingSwordsman [CHS] clicks on the first like 'sky-map.org' --
CHS: .....PERFECT!
CHS: Yesss.
?TG: oh sweet
-- CURRENT havensmashingSwordsman [CHS] plays with the zoom --
-- CURRENT havensmashingSwordsman [CHS] gives Dave a swift kiss --
CHS: Thanks, babe!
?TG: ahaha youre welcome
CHS: Oh man this is great.
?TG: by the way when youre on google you can click on the word images near the top to look through the internet for pictures instead of links
CHS: Sweet!