Chapter 19

>Got to get out of here
>Walk around the, oh fuck, the undressing mass of spergs
>Your senses are starting to heighten, things are starting to feel good...
>Fuck, mind over fucking matter, Twilight!
>This shit will only get worse, probably last all fucking night
>FUCKING PUNCH
>NEVER AGAIN
>DRANK TWO FUCKING CUPS OF THIS SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nvp4kzUoww
>The music in the room begins to feel fuller in your ears=
>Someone grabs you by the wrist, the sensation of touch rippling through you, causing a tingle in the back of your neck
>"Twilight, come on, this'll be fun!"
"S-S-Sorry, but no!"
>Lyra frowns, the touch of her hand on your arm sending a buzz through you
>Don't fall for it!
>Mind. Over. Matter
>Maybe your complete and utter contempt for everyone in this hellhole will keep you from being a total creep once you get outside
>"Please stay?"
"S-Sorry! You're not so bad, but the rest should be sent to the ovens."
>"W-What?"
>You rip your hand out of Lyra's grasp
>Run!
>Run while you're still in total control of your inhibitions
>Don't lose your fucking way
>Keep those hate levels up
>You make a mad dash to the door and fling it open, trying to ignore the sperg mating call you hear behind you
>Charging into the flurry of cosplayers before you, you leave the anime club to their own mind-boggling devices
>Fuck that place
>Heart rate seems to be rising, you're sweating, and your worldview is becoming less misanthropic...
>This is totally not good
>You run down the hallways, and spot a large group of greasy neckbeards exiting a room labeled "Panel on the Intersectionality of Anime and MtG"
>Absolutely, absolutely terrible!
>Wait... Fuck, you recognize some of these people
>It's the fucking Reddit Brigade from the shop
>"Miss Sparkle! What a wonderful costume!"
>You're blind-sided by Trixie, who tackles you into a hug
>Staggered and nearly falling to the ground, you find yourself pushed up against a wall by Trixie
>Life isn't a fucking anime, don't tackle people like that, fuck
>Trixie has a white wizard's cap on, with a red cape, and a revealing white robe with blue leggings
>Seems like that Shiny Chariot character from Little Witch Academia
>You feel the urge to return the hug, but this already feels very nice, bodies pressed up against—
>"W-What's wrong?"
>You push Trixie away from you
"Trixie, I've been drugged and I'm starting to enjoy myself!"
>She cocks her head to the side in that same cute sperg manner she always does
>Man, this place is just filled with people trying to enjoy themselves
>Autism, maybe, but you don't hate Trixie
>You don't hate the ones you know
>They're all just people in the end, aren't—
>You shake your head, rubbing at your face
>Breathing's getting heavy
>The people here are objectively the worst humanity has to offer, keep your head on!
>"Miss Sparkle, what's wrong? You're acting weird."
>Her cosplay's really nice
>Trixie approaches you and takes your hand in hers, sending a shiver down your spine
>You sigh and smile
>Is it getting hot in here?
>"Miss Sparkle, Trixie's friends invited her here. Would you like to hang out with us?"
"S-Sure..."
>Trixie strings you along behind her, your chest beginning to feel some sort of fullness to it
"You know Trixie, I was always jealous of how pretty you are."
>Doesn't seem like she heard you
>Looking around, you realize that, maybe the cosplays are shitty, but these people put a lot of love into—
>No, stop!
>Trixie stops in front of a large grouping of people, off to the side of one of the larger halls
>"Do you remember Miss Sparkle?"
>The fucking Redditors
>None look happy to see you
>And there's fucking Cheeto Dust, or whatever the fuck he's named, dressed as fucking NIA from Gurren, his fat, hairy legs exposed
>Almost enough to make you vomit on the spot
>Exactly what the doctor ordered!
>They all look very uncomfortable, all in their terrible assortment of shitty costumes
>Obligatory Naruto characters
>Obligatory Bleach characters
>And, oh fuck, there's one guy dressed up as Pepe
>If only murder were legal!
>Let the hate fucking flow through you
>Only person worth shit here is Trixie, her hand still gripping yours
>You rub your thumb along her palm and, man, palm skin feels pretty good against thumb skin
>Cheeto walks up to you and Trixie, frowning
>"If you really have to, Trixie, I guess it's okay..."
>He turns to you
>"Nice Simon. Really nice, actually."
"Th-Thanks. I like my cosplay too. Despite being fat, the actual cosplay you are wearing itself is very nice."
>Wait
"Also, go fuck yourself."
>Cheeto throws his hands up in the air, and Trixie turns to you
>"M-Miss Sparkle, why are you being like this?!"
"Trixie, you don't understand! If I don't force myself to be mean, I'll have no choice to be nice!"
>Everyone there looks at you like you're fucking crazy
>Maybe this reservation you have over giving these autists a chance isn't healthy
>Your skin begins to redden, and you notice you're sweating a lot more
>Things are even starting to become a bit blurry
>These people can't be that bad can they?
>FUCKING SNAP OUT OF IT
>You turn to one of the Naruto cosplayers
"TELL ME ABOUT KAKASHI. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!"
>Like the socially unobservant ass burger that he is, he literally begins recounting Kakashi's backstory
>Fucking Naruto fags should all be hung from cranes along the highways
>Trixie pulls you into a hug
>Why?!
>"Is Miss Sparkle sad again?"
"N-No..."
>Taking a deep breath, you realize that Trixie smells pretty good, and you put your arms around her
"You're awesome, but I hate all of your friends."
>You feel like you could almost melt right now in her—
>"—And then, when he was 5, he graduated from the top of his class in the ninja academy..."
>Fucking autists, can't fucking shut up about Naruto!
>You push Trixie away
>Trixie looks distraught, and you immediately regret breaking the hug
>That was a nice hug, but you were falling into a fucking mind trap
>The air passing through your nostrils, fuck, you can just feel it along its journey through your body
>Hell, the air brushing against your bare stomach and chest is almost delightful
>Everything feels good
>Twilight, what's it matter if people like Naruto, or dress like Pepe even if they don't really get it?
>You're losing your fucking way!
>Who the fuck would make a fucking drug like this?!
>Cheeto walks back up to you, seeming less hate-worthy than just a few moments ago
>Yeah, maybe he's overweight, but that doesn't detract from his innate humanity
>Would any of the philosophers you actually enjoy agree with your ad hoc hatred?
>No
>Cheeto Nia sighs and looks at you with concern
>"Twilight, I really want to be able to like you. Can we just start over?"
>He holds out a hand
>Handshake?
>Handshake
>You reach out your hand, giving him a nice, firm shake
>Though fatty, sweaty, greasy, and all things ungood, Cheeto's shake is pretty firm as well, and that similar tingling sensation runs through you at the touch
"I-I'm sorry for being a bit of a bitch. I'm just under the influence."
>Cheeto laughs
>"What?"
"I'm on E right now, and things are starting to feel good and nice and I don't like it."
>Man, this stuff makes you really straightforward
>Cheeto chuckles again, the reverberations of his laughter pouring through your ears in an almost ticklish manner
>It causes you to blush and—
>SNAP OUT OF IT
>You rip your hand from Cheeto's and wallop him in the face, the sound of a crunch cutting through the loud bustle of the convention hall
>Cheeto recoils, holding his face, and you can tell his nose is bleeding by all the blood
>Looking down at your fist, you also notice blood
>Didn't mean to hit him that hard
>"What the fuck!"
"S-Sorry!"
>Oh man, oh man, you shouldn't have done that
>Cheeto's just a guy who wants to be nice to you
>His handshake felt good
>Too good
>Punching him also felt good!
>Lots of good feelings all around
>Trixie rushes up to you, teary eyed, and shakes you by the collar
>"Miss Sparkle! Why are you doing this?!"
>You can't help but stare into her violet eyes, which is a nice color for eyes (not that you're biased)
"You're a great friend, Trixie."
>Taking her face in your hands, you pull her towards you and give her a peck on the lips
>A shudder goes through you, and you can literally feel it wave over your face and end in a spot at the back of your head
>"W-Why did Miss Sparkle kiss Trixie?!"
"I-I'm sorry! I don't hate you, so I didn't have a choice! I'm just feeling really open right now!"
>No, you need to get out of here and surround yourself with people you hate ONLY
>This fucking ecstasy, you're reaching the high point of its effects, and if you remember correctly, it'll stay there for HOURS
>Can't be doin' with this
>You step away from Trixie and turn to Cheeto, who's being aided by his swath of neckbeards
"Sorry about your nose! But if you try to touch me again I'll wreck you, okay?"
>One of the autists comes up to you and grabs you by the forearm
>"Hey, you can't leave! We have to get secur—"
"GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF OF ME, YOU DAMNED DIRTY SPERG."
>"M-Miss Sparkle!"
>Trixie's voice rings in your head, but in a soothing manner, settling your mind—
>GOTTA GET AWAY
>GET AWA-A-AY
>HOLY DIVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaSQjP9T_Qs
>The people around you begin to blur in your peripheral vision as you run through the convention
>If you just run, then you won't have the time to fuck up and get touchy-feely with any of these greasy subhuman apes
>Holy fuck, you're starting to feel really, really hot
>Like, overheating, oversweating hot
>Fuck, this is really—
>You careen into someone, sending you both to the floor
>"FUCK! Dude, what the f—Egghead?"
"W-W-What are you doing here?"
>Rainbow looks... Scared
>"N-Nothing... Don't tell anyone I was here!"
>Rainbow picks herself up and offers you a helping hand
>You take it, shivering, both at the feeling of her hand, and with how fucking hot you are
>That can't be a good thing
"Th-Thanks..."
>Looking at Rainbow, it seems like she cut her hair short, and is wearing a rather dapper suit and tie with some sort of badge on it
"Is that an Ouran High School Host Club cosplay?"
>"N-No it's not! I don't like girly shit like that! But, uh... Nice cosplay. Isn't that a dude character?"
>You nod
"Isn't your character a girl that looks like a dude?"
>"Th-That's different, though! And it's not!"
>You flinch as someone knocks into you, walking down the hall
>So noisy and cramped in here
>You're forced against the wall next to Rainbow
>She's really pulling off the Haruhi Fujioka look,
>That sort of cute, dreamy look
>You lean yourself against her shoulder, rubbing into her, and sigh
>"U-Uh, dude? What are you doing?"
"You feel nice."
>Rainbow pushes you back with one of her hands
>"Woah, dude, you're sweating a LOT. What's up with you? And what's that smell?"
"Uh... I was drugged with E and I'm freaking out. And... I don't know what you're talking about."
>Rainbow's eyes widen
>"Woah, they have E here?!"
"WRONG FOCUS, MAN! But it's okay, I like you."
>You begin to lean back against her, letting the tingle run through your body
>She's a pleb, but she's a nice pleb
>"Dude!"
>Rainbow pushes you away
>"Get a hold of yourself!"
"I don't know, Rainbow. Maybe everything's better than I let myself think it is. You know, despite your musical faults, it's pretty impressive how good you are at shit. I like you."
>Rainbow shakes you by your shoulders
>"THAT'S THE DRUGS TALKING!"
>Fuck, she's right
>Well, maybe
>But seriously, why can't things just be nice and—
"Quick, talk to me about metalcore!"
>"I just started really listening to Pierce the Veil, and I think they're great!"
>You let out a scream, alerting some of the people nearby, but they keep going on their way past you
"I HATE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC!"
>"I know! I've known for a while, but I keep playing it for you to try and get you to like it!"
>You rub at your face with your hands
"That'll never happen because I don't have shit taste! Yeah, maybe some of it isn't really that bad, and I sort of take pleasure in disliking metalcore as a whole for no good reason, but still!"
>Oh man, you're starting to feel your face go flush as you stare at Rainbow's face
"If you like it, though, can it really be that bad? Can I really—"
>Rainbow slaps you across the face
"Ow!"
>"S-Sorry. Egghead, I think slam metal is the future! I wish there was more nu metal!"
>You grit your teeth, trying to keep yourself of right mind
>Slam metal is fucking garbage that requires no talent at all
>Those people should be fucking shot
>Nu metal ruined metal for like a fucking decade
>Fuck 'em!
>Though, the experience of coming together in a band, just having fun, doing what you love, even if it's not the most musically serious, well, where's the harm?
"I-It's not working!"
>Rainbow shakes her head
>"I'm not a doctor, dude! I don't know how to calm you down!"
>On one hand, you're starting to feel... Amazing
>Obviously why they call it ecstasy
>Every sense is telling you that the world around you is a great place
>That maybe you don't need to be so self-conscious
>But at the same time, you're starting to burn up on the inside, even panting a little
>Fucking side-effects
>Hell, fucking all the effects, you didn't need this shit today!
>You hear people around you shouting about a rave, people flooding in from all sides and into a nearby door
"W-What's going on?!"
>"Shit! I was waiting here for the rave, dude!"
>You and Rainbow feel yourselves being pushed and tumbled along by the massive crowd
>Of fucking course this was going to happen!
>The stampeding horde of autists pushes you and Rainbow Fujioka into a darkened, huge arena of some sort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcG17zKWMl4
>Music is blasting, some sort of anime dubstep garbage which sounds REALLY good, just like, yeah
>There are technicolor lights all over the place, lots of flashing lights, people dancing all over
>And where the fuck is everyone getting these fucking glow sticks?
>You're still being pushed around like you're at a fucking death metal concert, in some stupid mosh pit
"Rainbow!"
>"Egghead!"
>You can barely hear her over the music, fuck, can't even see where she is!
>Lost at sea
>That's what you are
>Holy fuck, you feel like you're going to die
>The beat of the music is thrumming inside of your body, pounding away inside your chest
>Everyone around you is jumping around like fucking idiots
>Can't hear yourself think, fuck fuck fuck
>There's fucking strobe lights in here, makes the whole place look like a dance scene running at a shit fps
>Despite every urge in your body telling you jump around like a fucking idiot along with everyone else, you need to press on
>Need to get out of here!
>Anything that could get you to dance is a bad thing!
>Well, except that one time with the girls
>That was fun
>Wouldn't this be?
>FUCK, JUST GET OUT OF HERE, TWILIGHT
>You push your way through the crowd, people swearing at you as you try to find the exit
>Where's the fucking exit?
>How fucking deep in this shit are you?!
>"TWILIGHT?!"
>You trip into fucking Lyra, nearly pushing her over, if it wasn't for the fact you were packed in here like sardines
>Oh God, she smells like a locked room that just underwent a sperg orgy
>"DUDE, I KNEW YOU'D COME TO THE RAVE!"
"W-Wait!"
>Lyra takes you by the hand and begins jumping up and down with you
>Fuck, you're in the middle of the fucking Anime Club, in the middle of a fucking rave, in the middle of fucking Canter Con
>"ISN'T THIS AWESOME?!"
>The beat is working its way inside you, FUCK
>You can't help yourself
>The music
>The dancing
>The people
>Fuck it, just be a fucking dipshit and jump around, Twilight
>Once you let yourself let go, it feels as though a great tension were lifted from you
>There's amazing sense of relief welling within you, along with the thumping music of the rave
>You begin to jump up and down with Lyra, who seems to have taken her over-sized gloves off, and who also seems to be giving you a lurid look
>There's that tell-tale blush those dilated pupils of the effects of E in her body, and she looks way more out of it than you
"WOO!"
>Even screaming at the top of your lungs you can't hear yourself
>The sight around you, with the strobe lights and the dancers, fuck, it's surreal as all hell
>A rave filled with fictional characters
>Fuck, whatever, this is fun!
>Everything is awesome
>You feel a body pressing up against your body from behind, grinding against you...
>It causes your arms and legs to go weak, fuck, all of this just feels so great
>Lyra spins you around, her eyes peering into yours, and you begin to sweat even more
>Then, you get a whiff of what could be sperg scrotum off of her
"NO!"
>Twilight, you're losing yourself!
>"Egghead!"
"RAINBOW!"
>You stumble into Rainbow, squished against her and Lyra
>Too many fucking people here...
>"MISS SPARKLE!"
"T-TRIXIE?!"
>You feel her glomp onto you, your body being juggled between her, Rainbow, and Lyra
>I-It's way too fucking much for you
>The feel of hands against your skin, the music, the sweat in the air—
>No, get the fuck out of here!
>You try to move away from the group, only to have another hand land on you, this time on your shoulder, gripping tightly
>Can't... Fucking... Pull... Away!
>"SPARKLE!"
>You spin around
"NOT YOU."
>"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FIND ME!"
"OTHER WAY AROUND!"
>Hatred begins to rise up in your body, blocking out the effects of the ecstasy
>You give Moondancer the bird
"GO FUCK YOURSELF, BITCH!"
>She lets out a shriek and tackles you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULQgMntenO8
>You fall hard onto the floor of the rave, people shouting in as you knock into them, Moondancer landing squarely on top of you
>The music in the arena blares in your ears and through your bones, and you watch as Moondancer raises a fist, almost looking as though she's moving in slow motion due to the strobes
>A fist comes hurtling towards your face, and you barely dodge out of the way, her fist impacting the tile instead
>She recoils, gripping her hand, and you push her off of you
>A circle of onlookers has formed around you and Moondancer: Trixie, Rainbow, Lyra, the Anime Club, and fucking all of Canter Con it feels like
>Part of you just wants to run, not fight, not like this, but...
>Another part, probably the E, is saying JUST DO IT, pumping you up beyond all heck
>Moondancer dusts herself off, snarling red, and you finally get a good look at her
>Jesus Christ
>She has the same cosplay as you
>Simon the Driller
>Only nowhere near the quality, and she opted for a fucking non-canon shirt rather than a show-accurate bare chest, the fag
>"Y-YOU COPIED ME! WHY WON'T YOU JUST STOP ANTAGONIZING ME!"
"YOU'RE JUST THE SHITTY VERSION OF ME!"
>Neither of you can really hear each other over the music, but it seems like your words enraged her
>Moondancer charges at you, fist held high
>Time to remember the basics of CQC, just like Sunny taught you!
>You dodge to the side as Moondancer throws a hefty but clumsy punch, delivering your own to her gut
>Didn't really put much energy into it, and she doesn't seem to flinch
>Fuck, get your shit together and really fight, Twi—
"FUCK."
>Moondancer lands a haymaker on your cheek, causing you to stagger into the wall of bodies behind you
>Holy SHIT that hurt
>Is this the tard strength that everyone talks about?!
>This isn't a fucking video game or an anime, this is real life
>Beat that fucking tard into submission!
>You push yourself out from the crowd and into another punch
"SHIT!"
>You yell, staggering into more bodies
>Nearly falling, Rainbow grabs onto you, keeping you on your feet
>"EGGHEAD, BEAT HER ASS!"
>"No, Miss Sparkle, violence is bad!"
>You can barely hear Rainbow, and Trixie is totally drowned out by the noise of the crowd and the music
>Holy fuck your heart is beating like shit, you are beyond energized right now
>And beyond fucking mad
>YOU CAN DO THIS, JUST DO IT
>THAT FUCKING BITCH DESERVES IT!
>You tried the forgiveness route, and you tried ignoring her, but FUCK
>Rainbow pushes you back into the ring, and you bob your head away from another punch
>You reply with an overhead fist, straight into Moondancer's cheek
>This time, she flinches, gripping at her face
>"BITCH!"
>You dash towards her and take a hold of her shoulders with both hands, readying yourself to knee her in the stomach
>Instead, she grabs a hold of you as well, and lets her weight bring both of you to the ground
>The people watching have their phones out, filming, dancing, laughing, hollering
>Simon vs Nega Simon, two autistic spergs going at it at a fucking rave at a convention
>You and Moondancer roll around, battering each other with knees and elbows
>It feels like she's hurting you a lot more than you're hurting her
>What the fuck?! Why is she so fucking tough?!
>Taking a beating, you roll yourself on top of her, trying to beat at her head, but she's guarding herself well
"YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING HASSLE!"
>Moondancer drops her guard, and you start to go in for the—
>She spits in your face
"FUCK!"
>Absolutely disgusting!
>You step off of her, trying to wipe her phlegm off your face, the fucking bitch
>Moondancer follows after you, and you feel her grip at your coat
>You're dripping with sweat at this point, the tape connecting your body and your clothes together already starting to slough off
>Finally getting her spit out of your eyes, you open them just in time to see Moondancer pull your jacket open, revealing your completely bare chest
>At that moment, almost everyone in the circle takes out their phones
>Everyone but Rainbow and Trixie, both of whom look away, thankfully, but...
>All eyes are on you, pictures are being taken, videos still going on, Lyra's eyebrows, you can see, have risen on her face
>Moondancer has stopped fighting and has begun laughing in triumph
>You try to cover yourself up, blushing heavily, your ecstasy-perked breasts probably being shown to people all over the world
>This is it
>Time to kill yourself for real now
>People are leering at you, laughing
>Tears are welling in your eyes, powered on by shame and embarrassment, even through the affects of the E in your system
>You collapse onto your knees, holding your coat together as well as you can
>Thing's too fucking small to go across the whole of your chest, fuck...
>Moondancer crouches down in front of you, grinning from ear to ear
>"Guess who gives a shit about what I do now?! I told you I'd get my revenge for what you did to me!"
>You clench your fist
"Fuck you."
>At that, you sucker punch her in the face, her hair falling down her face in a tangled mess
>You follow after her, tearing at her cosplay, your coat billowing open, though you don't notice
>The only thing on your mind is getting back at Moondancer
>Gripping her from behind, you try and get your hands under her shirt, which is tucked into her shorts
>Your fingers slip down until you finally find the edge of the shirt, Moondancer's sweaty, struggling body struggling against yours
>Pulling up hard, you bring her shirt above her chest, groping aimlessly for her bra to bring along with it
>'THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!'
>People in the crowd cheer you on, though you can hardly hear them
>Fuck, you can barely see through your tears, but what you do know is that you're showing Moondancer off to everyone in front of you
>Lyra diligently records everything as it goes on
>"GET OFF OF ME!"
>Moondancer is crying now too, fucking bitch
>Shrieking and flailing in your arms, the two of you smack into some of the people in the crowd
>Moondancer throws an elbow at you, so you disengage
>Her momentum causes her to spin, her elbow colliding straight into someone's face
>They try to retaliate against Moondancer, but everyone's so tightly packed that they end up knocking someone else over
>It's then that all fucking hell breaks loose
>What was a rave was now a spergerous mob of fighting, everyone in the arena far too pumped up, many far too drugged up, to do anything but give into the fight
>The circle around you becomes a fucking mosh pit for real this time, and the bad kind where people actually hurt each other
>"EGGHEAD!"
>Fuck, you... You better get the fuck out of this place!
>You turn and begin running to Rainbow and Trixie, before being knocked down to the ground
>The wind is completely knocked out of you, the whole of your naked chest pressed against the floor
>Fucking A this is gross
>Turning around on the ground, you see a frothing mad Moondancer, her sizable breasts hanging out of her cosplay
>A worse you in every way, but you suppose that's the one thing she's got on you
>"NOT SO FAST, SPARKLE!"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!"
>You pull on her costume, bringing her head down on yours for a headbutt
"FUCK!"
>You shout in unison
>That hurts WAY more than you thought it would
>Someone, somewhere in the crowd, is sent stumbling back and over you and Moondancer
>This place is getting fucking crazy!
"GET OFF OF ME!"
>Instead, Moondancer collapses on you, either from exhaustion or from the headbutt
>She's awake, but clearly unable to do anything
>The world's still spinning around you from that fucking headbutt, too, and you lack the energy to push this sperg off of you
>FUCK
>How are you going to—
>You feel yourself being pulled by your collar, out of the fray, Moondancer still on top of you
>"C'MON, EGGHEAD!"
>Rainbow single-handedly drags you and Moondancer out of the fight
>Fuck, you can hardly see, hear, fucking anything!
>The music and the lights and your throbbing head are disallowing you from doing anything but lay on the floor
>At the very least, the pain seems to be pushing the affects of the ecstasy to the side, which is fucking great, because you'd HATE to be turned on right now with this fucking cunt on top of you
>Unable to really do anything, you feel arms pulling you up, and see that some people are also dragging Moondancer around as well
>It's Rainbow, Trixie, Lyra... The Anime club, they're all helping to get you guys out of this fucking dark hellhole
>Passing into the light of the convention hall you have to squint, the eardrum shattering beat of the rave still pulsing in your body, and the shouts and screams of fighting losers carried on underneath the music
>Eventually, you're set down against a wall, dehydrated out of your fucking mind, covered in sweat and bruises
>"Here."
>Lyra hands you a bottle of water, and you shakily accept
>Drinking the water, you notice Moondancer not too far away, getting a similar treatment
>Fucking cunt doesn't deserve that
>Should've just been left to get stomped to death in the fracas
>Fuck this water is good
"Th-Thanks, L-Lyra..."
>Trixie rushes to your side, crying
>"Miss Sparkle! Are you okay?!"
>You nod, though pain soon washes over you
"Not really..."
>Trixie throws her arms around you, fire shooting through your body at her touch
"OW ow ow ow!"
>Fuck
>You're probably not hurt that bad, you hope, but you're definitely not used to being in any sort of fight
>At least now you can say you were in one
>Fuck, everyone's going to know since your picture's going to be everywhere...
>"S-Sorry... Why does Miss Sparkle always fight with Moondancer?"
>You laugh, hurting your ribs
"Moondancer is an asshole, that's why."
>Trixie frowns
>"She is not like that when it is just her and Trixie..."
>Trixie hangs out with Moondancer?
>You'll forgive her treason
"Well, she's like that around me, so. Trixie, I know it's sort of your thing to be nice to everyone, but Moondancer? Fucking cunt."
>Trixie clasps her hands over her mouth
>"Miss Sparkle's language is very coarse!"
>You roll your eyes and take another sip of water
>Looking over at Moondancer, you see that she's glaring at you as she's tended to by, what seems to be, the Redditors
>At the very least, her Simon cosplay has gone back to hiding her disgusting body
>Turning your own head down to yourself, you realize your coat's a little too open
>Tape isn't sticking super well, but it's enough to keep it in check, you hope
>Trixie is frowning at you on her knees, her eyes staring into you
"What?"
>"Trixie does not like seeing you hurt. Nor does she like seeing Moondancer hurt. Trixie's friends should not fight!"
"She's your FRIEND?!"
>Trixie crosses her arms and nods
>Is she actually acting stern towards you?
>Not your freakin' mom
"Moondancer started it!"
>"Well, Miss Sparkle called Moondancer a bad word, and told her to go... Trixie cannot say what Miss Sparkle said! Both of you are always mean to each other!"
>You sit yourself up against the wall and finish off your water
"Trixie, trust me, amends with Moondancer are impossible. Not only that, I don't want to do it! You saw what she did! Ripped open my shirt in front of everyone!"
>Trixie looks away from you at the mention of that
>"Miss Sparkle also did that to her."
"Yeah, but like I said, she started it!"
>"When Miss Sparkle is not there, Moondancer is nice!"
>You shrug
"I can't not be around Moondancer when I'm around Moondancer, so she's never going to be 'nice' when I can see it, I guess."
>Rainbow Dash slides in next to you and Trixie
>"DUDE! THAT WAS SO SICK! YOU WERE IN A FIGHT!"
>You frown
"It wasn't really that 'sick'..."
>"Nah, you did good, dude!"
>"Fighting is not good!"
>You and Rainbow roll your eyes
>The Anime Club lingers nearby, chatting
>You wonder if people are still fighting
>Music's still blaring, so maybe
>"Dude, can you stand?"
"Maybe..."
>You try and push yourself up against the wall
>Fuck, this is hard...
>All the adrenaline that was pushing you through the fight is gone, and now everything hurts
>But, you're able to stand
>As you rise, you see Moondancer snarl and begin to stand herself
>Your eyes meet, and you can see that she's not through with this
>Well fuck, then, neither are you
>Fucking sperg piece of shit cunt
>"Miss Sparkle?"
>You shamble forward, barely able to stand, and Moondancer does the same
>Her Simon cosplay is covered in dirt, probably from the floor of the rave, and you notice that you are as well
>There's some swelling on her face, the goggles on her head are shattered...
>You probably don't look so hot, either
>"Sparkle."
"Moondancer."
>The people around just look on as you meet in the center of the hall
>Trixie rushes in between the two of you
>"Please! This is... Dumb! Neither of you should fight!"
"Trixie, get out of the way! We have to finish this!"
>"Yeah!"
>Rainbow walks up beside you
>Come the fuck on
>"Trixie's right, dude. Why would you two even fight?"
"To... I don't know! When we stood up, there was a silent agreement to fight!"
>Moondancer nods her head
>Everyone around you just gives you weird looks, and you start to feel a little spaghetti coming on
>Rainbow puts a hand on your shoulder
>"Egghead, the two of you fought. It's over! Got it out of your system, didn't you?"
>You shrug
>Fuck
>Maybe you were being a bit stupid...
>Life's not a fucking anime
>This wasn't going to be a tired brawl to the finish, power within type of thing
>Just a sperg and a slightly-less-spergy sperg falling over each other...
"Fine."
>You and Moondancer frown and cross your arms
>Trixie and Rainbow begin to escort you back to your side of the hall
>You hear Moondancer mutter to herself as you leave, stopping you in your tracks
"What did you just say to me, you little bitch?"
>"You fucking heard me, Sparkle."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abjE9Qx0O60
>You didn't
>But you don't fucking care at this point
>Rainbow and Trixie are too late to stop you as you turn and sprint for Moondancer
>Fist held high, ready to smack straight into her stupid Moondancer face
>You yell as you throw the punch, missing her face, but still hitting her square on the shoulder
>Moondancer yelps and begins to tear up
>Fuck, that hurt your fist like shit
>The two of you stagger from the impact, both of you walking on legs made of spaghetti at this point
>Gritting her teeth, Moondancer returns a hard punch to your cheek
"SHIT."
>You stagger back, Moondancer waving her hand in the air, the sting of her punch affecting her own hand
>That fucking hurt
>Tears well in your eyes now as well
>Barely able to make a fist, you limply throw a hand at Moondancer, connecting on her face
>She returns the favor
>Holy fucking FUCK this hurts more than the fight you were just in, what the fuck
>Your whole body is in pain, and you fall to the floor on your knees
>Moondancer falls next to you
>You hold out your arms in front of you and begin slapping
>Wildly, but slowly and with almost no energy
>Moondancer flails her arms as well
>When your arms do collide, both of you wince, tears streaming down your faces
>The people watching just shake their heads, looking embarrassed
>Even Trixie is watching, nonplussed at the meek display
>Holy shit, this is so fucking pathetic, and hurts so fucking much
>After a few more seconds of waving your arms around like a retard, you've run out of energy
>You fall forward along with Moondancer, your heads colliding once more in a soft 'thunk'
"Ow..."
>"Yeah..."
>Well...
>That was gay
>Rainbow walks up to you and Moondancer
>"You guys done?"
>You and Moondancer grunt
>Too tired to be angry, or even embarrassed
>What fucking spergs you guys are...
>Nobody bothers to help the two of you up this time
>So you just lay there, in silence, save for the chattering Anime Club and Redditors, and the soft thrumming of the rave through the walls
>You inchworm forward a little, bringing yourself eye to eye with Moondancer, the two of you laying alone in the middle of a hallway
>God you two are fucking retarded
>It might be the residual effects of the ecstasy, now that you don't have any energy to fight it, but you're starting to think that all this wasn't worth it
>Both of you are defeated in every sense of the word
>Nobody came out better from this shit
>What, you both got beat up and have pictures of your breasts floating around online now?
>Fucking not worth it all...
"This is stupid."
>Moondancer grimaces in pain
>"Maybe..."
"Not maybe. Definitely. Why are we even fighting?"
>Moondancer grunts and blows some hair out of her face
>"Because... Because you're a bitch."
"Y-You're the bitch."
>You can see Moondancer begin to try and lift an arm, maybe to hit you, but she simply doesn't have it in her to do so
"Why didn't you just fucking accept my apology during Pathfinder?"
>She scoffs
>"If I accepted your fake apology, you would've just done something to make fun of me. I outplayed you..."
>Well... That's honestly not totally unlike you, and you can't say for certain you wouldn't have done that
>You were planning your whole character around fucking with her in the first place
"So... All this over a fucking party? Are you happy now?"
>"It wasn't... Just a party, to me. And... Not really..."
>Finally gets her revenge, and doesn't even care
>Fucking cunt...
"Moondancer... You're stupid. Childish... A fucking autistic idiot."
>"F-Fuck you..."
"But, you know what?"
>You roll onto your back
"I am, too."
>Moondancer rolls onto her back
>"This was... Dumb."
>You both nod
>Everything hurts
>Fuck
"We're retarded."