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- ; /penis - A script by Katlyn Caswel (aka Dominic Quentin) [katlyn@swiftirc.net]
- ; To use, type /penis
- ; Sample output: <Katlyn> 8==========D
- ; For bugs or comments, please e-mail me at the above address
- ; xoxo Katlyn ;]
- alias penis {
- var %penis = $rand(1,32)
- var %shaftlength = $rand(1,15)
- var %jizzlength = $rand(1,10)
- var %constructlength = 1
- var %shaftconstructlength = 1
- var %jizzylength = 1
- unset %jizzy
- unset %shaftconstruct
- unset %construct
- while (%shaftconstructlength < %shaftlength) {
- %shaftconstruct = %shaftconstruct $+ =
- inc %shaftconstructlength
- }
- while (%constructlength < %penis) {
- var %construct = %construct $+ $chr(160)
- inc %constructlength
- }
- while (%jizzylength < %jizzlength) {
- var %jizz = %jizz $+ ~
- inc %jizzylength
- }
- msg $active %construct $+ 8 $+ %shaftconstruct $+ D $+ %jizz
- }
- ; /hands - A script by Katlyn Caswel (aka Dominic Quentin) [katlyn@swiftirc.net]
- ; To use, type /hands [person-here] (If no person specified, will message entire channel or
- ; person you're PMing)
- ; Sample output: <Katlyn> \\o Throw yo \o/ hands \o/ up in the sky, Sephiroth o//
- ; For bugs or comments, please e-mail me at the above address
- ; xoxo Katlyn ;]
- alias hands {
- var %x = 1
- if ($1 != $null) {
- say \\o Throw ya \o/ hands \o/ up in the sky, $1 o//
- return
- }
- elseif ($chan == $null) && ($1 == $null) {
- say \\o Throw ya \o/ hands \o/ up in the sky, $active o//
- }
- while ($nick($chan,%x)) {
- msg $chan \\o Throw ya \o/ hands \o/ up in the sky, $ifmatch o//
- inc %x
- }
- }
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