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  1. "Alright, we're here!" I said in excitement.
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  3. "h̋̊̏́͟͡o̡ͨ̒ͮ̄n̋͌̋̋̋ͣ̊̀k̴̛̑̉ͧ͐͂̏," my unnamed penguin love replied.
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  5. Finally! After so much time, I had finally managed the courage to ask her, Penguin #71237213 of the Antarctic Abyss, on a date. Surprisingly, she said yes. I couldn't believe it when she said yes. It was like my heart had burst out of my chest and traveled to the very edge of the universe! I was so happy!
  6. But lets not get too far ahead of ourselves! Where are my manners? I'm Oculism. A penguin. I was born in the antarctic abyss, my homeworld. If you're wondering what that looks like, its just Antarctica, but larger. For a long while, there's this one penguin who has... always... caught my eye? I guess... That's a good word for it, I don't wanna go too overboard here. But in short, I liked her, and wanted to ask her out on a date to the greatest place in the antarctic abyss!!!!
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  8. the southern ocean.
  9. Yeah, I know, kind of a lousy first impression, but it was fun!!! The edge of Antarctica is always plentiful with fish, since we usually stick by coastal bays and frozen over coves. This was a perfect introduction!! I'd catch so many fish that we'd have enough food to feed the entire colony!
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  11. That's when... it all went wrong.
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  13. You see, penguins have always had a bit of a feud with sea lions. Yeah. Those things; nasty, brown seal looking things that just can't stop poking their noses wherever they please. They like to eat penguins, too. It's disgusting.
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  15. And guess who showed up on my first date with the love of my life?
  16. Yep. One of those things.
  17. Now, on the surface, penguins, especially emperor penguins, don't really have any predators. Only sea lions can really harm us on land, and they're either too slow or too stupid to attack us. But... we can't really get food unless we go in the water, where they can-
  18. Okay, nevermind! I'm getting off topic, where was I?
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  20. Oh, right, all out war with sea lions.
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  22. I still remember that night, I was just on the edge of the ice, waiting for my date to catch up.
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  24. "h̋̊̏́͟͡o̡ͨ̒ͮ̄n̋͌̋̋̋ͣ̊̀k̴̛̑̉ͧ͐͂̏?" she asked.
  25. Don't mind her speech, either. Someone up above was simply too lazy to let her speak normally....
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  27. "Yeah, of course. I'll go first."
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  29. When I jumped into the water, what I saw shocked me to my very core.
  30. A SEA LION!
  31. Those treacherous, vile, absolutely adorable little fiends were waiting for me at the perfect time! I have to give them credit, they set up a really elaborate trap. It was actually kind of impressive.
  32. Well, I was outmatched 5 to 1. Sea lions could do considerable damage to us with just one of them attacking. But 5? Oh boy.
  33. Well, I didn't really have time to get out, so I just did what I knew best.
  34. RUN
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  36. Of course, it wasn't that easy. They chased me. Very quickly. I didn't really stand a chance against 5 sea lions. But I was determined. If I died here, what would happen to my date? Would that other penguin enecks try and take her? I couldn't dare let that happen!!!
  37. I let out a war cry and turned around. And through some oddity....
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  39. I did it?
  40. I don't know what happened, but at one point, I was rushing into them with my full might, and the next i was waddling away with my date, back to our colony. Within an instant. As if nothing had ever happened.
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  42. "b͒ͨ̏ͧ̓ê͛̉̔͊ͣ̚͞p̵͆̾ͩ͊͊̀͞i̡̛͒͗̊̋s̵̡͛̐" she told me.
  43. "Yeah... of course... I will."
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  45. Oh well. I don't know. I probably don't care, either. All I know is that i love this penguin, and will be by her side forever. No matter what
  46.  
  47. el fin
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