What's the Hole For? [Anon x Glimmer]

> “Why would he—“
> *Shuffle shuffle*
> *Shuffle flick*
> The smell of lavender tickles your nose, rousing you from your sweet slumber.
> You hear sounds of the fabric rustling next to you but you lack the energy to investigate.
> You can feel a comfortable warmth up against you, making it even harder for you to will yourself up.
> A yawn escapes you as you finally gather enough strength to wake up.
> It is a regretful thing waking up, but it has to be done, you don’t want miss the chance to see her when she finally opens those beautiful eyes of hers, honestly you have yet to find a better way to start the day.
> You smile as you slowly open your eyes, your hazy vision is flooded with tones of pink and violet.
“Hmmm” You hum happily as you stare at the sleeping form of your mare, brushing away her mane to get a better look at her face.
> The warm morning sun illuminates her, casting light upon her slender form.
> It takes you a few seconds to realize that you aren’t looking at Glimmers eyes.
> You squint for a bit, studying the scene in detail.
> After a moments contemplation you come to the conclusion that yes you are indeed looking at her flank… among other things.
> Well, you did not expect to wake up to THIS sight, not that you are mad in anyway.
> No no no, if anything you find this a welcome change.
> A very welcome change indeed.
> You smirk as you bring your face closer to her cutiemark, ready to give the mare what she so obviously wants.
“Heh Glim~”
> You lay your wet lips against her flank, tongue lightly trailing the wisp marks.
> “EEEP!”
> Glimmer yelps and jump up in fright, smacking you in the face with her rump.
> Not exactly the sexiest of things she’s ever done but you can roll with it.
“Starlight, relax. I’ll get to the good stuff soon enough~” You say in your best alluring voice, though honestly the sound of half groggy half aroused Anon isn’t exactly what one would consider “alluring” in most cases.
> Starlight turns to you with a look of confusion and embarrassment all over her face.
> “Anon! What were you doing?” She whispers in a raised voice.
“Uhhh…” That question has you at a momentary loss for words.
> Starlight stares at you waiting for your answer.
“So I take it the reason you had your butt in my face wasn’t because you wanted to have some morning ‘fun’?”
> “What? NO!” Her ears perk up as yells at you in embarrassment.
> Upon seeing this you are admittedly disappointed.
> “No, I wasn’t trying to do ‘that’, I was looking at your underwear.”
> Glimmer tries to explain herself, but this only leads to more confusion on your part.
> You look at her and wait for her to continue, after all there must be more to her story than just “I don’t want smash, I just wanna window shop”
> She quickly catches onto the mood and continues.
> “I didn’t mean that either Anon, I just wanted to know why there’s an extra hole in your boxers.” As she says this she levitates a pair of boxer to your face.
> To clarify her train of thought, she uses her magic to spread open the hole at the front of the boxers.
> You stare at the hole for a while before looking back at her.
> “I was doing some thinking and I think I might have figured out what it’s for!” She says with a chirp.
> Feeling that this was going to lead into something amusing, you motion for her to continue with your hand.
> “Obviously they made these for when marefriends are going to wear them. They made the tail hole just for that.” Her eyes glitter as she makes her declaration.
> You pause.
> Glimmer waits expectantly for your input.
> It takes a few seconds to calm down.
> You nearly burst out laughing at what she said, but you miraculously hold it in.
> You are not losing this chance.
“Ahem” you cough.
> Her ears perk up as she looks to you.
> You smirk at the mare as you lean towards her.
“Oh Star, you are right about one thing. It is for a tail. Just not a mares tail.” You say looking her in her beautiful blue eyes.
“It’s for my ‘tail’~” You say pecking her on the nose.
> “But you don’t have… oh”
> For a second there she looks confused, but soon enough she comes to understand.
> She looks down at the “raised” sheets and then back at you.
> A sultry smile rises upon her face as she stands up and walks closer to you, her hoof hovering over the bulge in the covers.
> “Well, maybe I can ‘see’ this tail of yours, hmm?~” Starlights hoof presses down on your crotch, pawing at it teasingly, she looks at you with a daring look in her eyes as she likes her lips and watches you.
> Your eyes meet hers.
> Apparently this is all she needed to know, for soon enough her head begins to lower, making its way towards your lap, her teeth clamp onto the sheets separating the two of you and she begins to pull back.
> *Thud*
> The loud sound of wood hitting the floor jolts the two of you out of your heated moment and back into the real world.
> The two of you swing your heads towards the bedroom door before going rigid.
> There standing by the door, with a scattered muffins by his feet is Spike.
> Spike stares at the two of you, and the two of you stare at Spike.
> The room is thick with the stench of awkwardness (amongst other things).
> The little dragon speaks first.
> “Uhh, I’m sorry for uhhh… interrupting you two, it’s just Twilight told me to check if the two of you might want some of Pinkies muffins for breakfast…”
> You don’t say anything.
> You turn to Glimmer.
> Her face is dyed red.
> “I uhh, Spike it’s not what it looks like –“She tries her best to stammer out an explanation.
> Spike looks on at her with pity as she tries to explain away what she was doing.
> “Look, Glimmer it’s alright. I understand. I’m pretty sure all of us know what you and Anon get up to when the two of you are alone and it’s cool, really. Let me just leave the two of you alone and you can get back to… yeah.”
> Spike tries to make his escape but before he can leave the room Glimmer dashes past him yelling something about going to have a shower.
> This leaves the two of you in the room; you, annoyed at having been interrupted and him, sighing as he picks up the assortment of muffins.
“Way to cockblock me, Spike.” You say as you make your way out of the bed.
> Spike looks up at you and frowns, handing you a floor muffin.
> “Hey man, maybe you two could learn to close the door when you decide to get all frisky.” Spike says with a huff, biting into one of the muffins.
> The two of you stay silent for a little while longer.
> “If you stayed quite for a little longer then maybe you could have learned a few tricks that you could’ve tried on Rarity.” You say chuckling.
> Spike throws the pastry at your face and storms off.
> All in all a pretty average start to your day.