[Verse 1]
Woke up at 4 AM from a dream I was having
Dreamt that on Steam there was a mass server hacking
Was playin' GTA 3, it was hookers I was whacking
Suddenly, the game shut off, it was a hijacking
That's when I woke up, "Just a dream, no sweat"
Turn on my computer, "Your password's been reset"
How in the fuck I'm supposed to deal with this yet
Today was gonna put my EP on audiocassette
Go downstairs, turn on the television set
Look in the fridge, nothing but a moldy baguette
Turn on my phone and I check the Internet
Turn it off, go outside, some kids playin' croquet
Reach in my pocket, smoke a pack of cigarettes
And I walk to the store to buy a new computer headset
Don't look which ways, got hit by a car
And my last words were, "My brain's more fucked than Bizarre"

[Interlude]
(Track reverses to the beginning sounding like a cassette)

[Verse 2]
Woke up at 4 AM, I was having a dream
About a mass hijacking that happened on Steam
But I stopped thinking about that, sounded kinda the same
Kinda like a movie I saw that was critically acclaimed
But I thought, "Nah, fuck it" and went on with my day
Not much as for food, but I was doing okay
I went downstairs to eat last night's In-N-Out
And I pissed my pants on the way down south
I tripped and fell, got up, just about
And at 6 AM, finally left the house
As usual, neighbours were playing croquet
And, hm, wait, they haven't moved since yesterday
Anyway, got to the nearest buffet
£2.60? Nah, snuck into some kid's birthday
The guards found me, and kicked me out
Cracked my skull, died, and it's time to start again, about

[Interlude 2]
(Track reverses again)

[Verse 3]
Woke up- okay, I know this by now
I'll do some dumb shit and destroy my house
Try and fail to go and get something to eat out
Acidentally get run over at a roundabout
So this is the day I thought I'd turn it around
But when I went to take a shower I nearly drowned
When I got out some purple pills I downed
Thought "I can't die if I sit indoors playing Earthbound"
But I had no food, hadn't eaten in weeks
Looked in the mirror and I was lookin' like a freak
Looked like I came from a war with Vietnamese
And Greece, heard a knock at the door and it was the police
Said a week ago my taxes steadily increased
So I can't even afford that cassette to be released
If I could, every other fuckin' word (SHIT) would be bleeped
In the end I thought "Fuck this," and went back to sleep