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- NOTE: The first few parts of this story are dialogue with no narrative, since I started off writing this while on vacation and just wanted to keep it simple. The later chapters become full narrative, though.
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- >'Hey, Anon! I'm going to take over the world soon, and everyone's going to be my slave!'
- 'What? Sonata, you can't just say these sort of things.'
- >'Why not?'
- 'Uh, it's not... Okay. Just know that... things work differently in this world. I mean, what you're saying is bad.'
- >'Why?'
- '...Because it would cause a lot of, uh, pain for everyone. Even your friends.'
- >'Oh.'
- 'You don't want to hurt people, do you?'
- >'Why would I want to hurt people?'
- '...'
- >'I won't make you a slave! I'll... make you a sort-of slave.'
- '...Let's just go get dinner.'
- >'Can we go to the ice cream place?'
- 'Yes, we can go to the ice cream place. After dinner.'
- ---
- 'Hey, Sonata. Why the long face?'
- >'W-what? I do not have a long face!'
- 'Er, it's an expression. I'm asking you why you look sad.'
- >'Oh. Well... it didn't work.'
- 'What didn't work?'
- >'Taking over the world and making everyone my slave.'
- 'Well... I'm sorry to hear, I guess?'
- >'It's okay, Anon. I know that even though I've failed, there's always next time.'
- '...Sometimes, you just shouldn't, you know, do some things.'
- >'But aren't the morals of most shows and moo-vees that you should never give up doing what you love to do?'
- 'Yes...! Yes. But, uh, do you -really- want to take over the world and make everyone your slave? Doesn't that sound a bit evil?'
- >'Hmm... I think so. Maybe it is a bit too evil, yeah?'
- 'It is pretty evil.'
- >'Oh, hey! I got those moo-vees you told me about. Do you want watch them together?'
- 'Hey, yeah. That sounds like a not-so-evil activity to do. Your place?'
- >'Yuppies!'
- 'Cool, let's go.'
- >'Yay, snuggles!'
- ---
- >'So it was all because of the cat?'
- '...What? What cat--OH! No, Sonata. That was just... like, they saw it repeat its movements, as if the system glitched.'
- >'I don't get it.'
- 'I don't expect you to get it, to be honest. Took me a few rewatches to understand the movie.'
- >'Does that mean that this will happen every time I see a cat?'
- 'No. This will not happen every time you see a cat.'
- >'Aww. I want to dodge bullets and stuff, too.'
- 'Tell me about it.'
- >'W-well, I would like to be able to dodge--'
- 'It's an expression, Sonata. Don't -really- tell me about it. And uh, you can let go of my arm, now. I'm gonna put in the second movie.'
- >'Is it as confusing as the first one?'
- 'Eh, I don't know, to be honest. I just enjoyed it for the fight scenes when I first watched it.'
- >'But fighting is bad.'
- 'It's a movie, Sonata. I don't... nevermind.'
- >'You humans are weird.'
- 'Tell me about it.'
- >'Um, is that an expression, again?'
- 'Yeah. Hey, go make more popcorn, will you?'
- >'N-no! I don't like the microwave.'
- '...I'm not even going to ask.'
- >'Aria told me to never use appliances ever again, or she'd show me a... goat? Goat and see? G--'
- 'I would suggest you just stay away from the internet.'
- >'I've heard of the internet! Adagio is always using the internet whenever I see her.'
- 'Maybe I'll show you one time. Hey, movie's starting--oof! Ow! H-hey, settle down, will you?'
- >'Yay, snuggles!'
- ---
- >'Eee! That looked like it hurt.'
- 'Taking a mace to the face usually hurts.'
- >'Have you ever taken a mace to the face?'
- 'No.'
- >'Oh.'
- '...'
- >'...'
- >'Hey, Anon?'
- 'Mmm?'
- >'Why are you... why are you here?'
- 'What do you mean?'
- >'Um... why are you here, with me?'
- 'Come on, don't be silly like that, Sonata.'
- >'No, really...'
- 'Ughm. I like you, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.'
- >'...'
- '...'
- >'...Thank you, Anon.'
- 'Mmm.'
- >'I mean i-IT oooh... I-I like it when you... aah... scratch the back of my... mmhh... head like that...'
- 'Just watch the movie, silly.'
- ---
- >'Hey, Anon.'
- >'Anon.'
- >'Anononon-'
- 'Nnnfh, what?'
- >'I've been thinking.'
- 'Of what?'
- >'What if... what if I were to only take a few slaves instead of a lot?'
- 'Ugh... no, Sonata. That's still evil.'
- >'Realzies? Even only, like, five?'
- 'Having slaves at all is illegal.'
- >'Awww...'
- 'For the past two hundred years or so, yeah.'
- >'Wait, slavery was legal before?'
- 'Well, yeah...'
- >'Wow, you humans are evil.'
- 'Slavery isn't a thing anymore. At least at this part of the world.'
- >'Hehe... Maybe I'll only take one.'
- 'Sonata--mmf!'
- ---
- >'Anon.'
- 'Hey Sonata, what's up?'
- >'My tummy hurts.'
- '...What did you eat this time?'
- >'I tried to bake some cookies.'
- 'Ah. Too many?'
- >'I dunno, I think so. I ate them raw.'
- 'Raw. You mean the cookie dough?'
- >'...Yeah.'
- 'The whole thing?'
- >'Yup. I ate them all because they tasted good as cookie dough.'
- 'That's disgusting... well, eating that much. Cookie dough is pretty awesome, otherwise.'
- >'Nnugh... I don't feel good.'
- 'Come in. You can lie down on my bed.'
- >'...Yaay.'
- 'Want some water?'
- >'Yeah. Um... if Aria calls, don't tell her where I am.'
- '...What did you do, this time?'
- >'It was her cookie dough.'
- 'Huh. At this rate, I'm surprised she still lets you in her fridge without supervision.'
- >'I'm not allowed near her toaster.'
- ---
- 'Sonata, that was great!'
- >'Anon! You really think so?'
- 'Heck, yeah! Everybody thought you were good. Lots of people left their seats to stand near the stage to watch you; looked like everyone had a good time at the pub.'
- >'Heehee... I saw.'
- '...You didn't use any mind-controlly things, right?'
- >'Nope! I didn't try to enslave anyone this time, just like you said!'
- 'Heh. I'm proud of you.'
- >'Hey, don't you play the guitar?'
- 'No. Well, a little bit, but I'm not that good at it. I'm more of a drummer.'
- >'I'm not that good, either.'
- 'Oh, come on, Sonata...'
- >'No, really! I think it's just the singing.'
- 'Won't lie, you have quite the voice.'
- >'O-oh...'
- 'Hey, I was gonna go up to my cottage during a week in the summer with some friends, but everybody bailed on me. Wanna go?'
- >'You have a cottage?!'
- 'Yeah, it's pretty neat. It's by a lake and we've got a little dock and everything.'
- >'I wanna go!'
- 'That would be fun. Let's talk it over some ice cream, yeah?'
- >'Can we go to the place that doesn't charge for sprinkles?'
- 'Yes. Yes, we can.'
- >You neglected to tell her that this ice cream parlour was twice as far, but you didn't mind, did you?
- ---
- >'Hmm, I dunno... what do you think, Aria?'
- >>'Looks kinda gay.'
- 'Gee, thanks, Aria.'
- >'I think it looks cute.'
- '...I don't really want ties that look cute. Let's just get out of here, yeah?'
- >'Wait! I want to buy a hoodie before we go.'
- >>'Another one? How many of those do you have, now?'
- >'They're comfy!'
- >>'They make you look like a hobo.'
- >'...N-no!'
- 'As much as I like hoodies, Aria has a point--you kinda do have a lot of hoodies, Sonata.'
- >'But... but...!'
- 'As in, 37-too-many hoodies. You really don't need any more.'
- >'Aaaw...'
- >>'I'm glad someone agrees with me. Hey, let's go bother Adagio. She needs to see more sunlight ever since our... failure.'
- >'...She's stinky.'
- >>'I don't think you have to whisper that. It's not like she's going to hear you.'
- 'Someone has to make sure she showers at least once a week, though.'
- >>'You have a point.'
- ---
- >'Eeew.'
- >>'Sonata, put down that sock. Damn, it stinks...'
- 'Where I'm from, we call that the glorious smell of NEET, Aria.'
- >>'I don't think I want to know where you're from.'
- >>>'I hope you guys leave, soon. I have a raid in an hour.'
- 'That's plenty of time to, you know, freshen up.'
- >'Heehee.'
- 'Really? You're just gonna cook another TV dinner?'
- >>>'I require sustainence. Speaking of which, I found a great source of conflict; it's a website called 4--'
- >'Pew! Adagio, when did you last change your clothes?'
- >>>'I don't remember. Does it matter?'
- 'Well, there's this thing called a washing machine for washing clothes. And a shower for washing yourself.'
- >>'Geeze, Adagio. You're kind of letting yourself go... what's with the pile of empty TV dinner boxes?'
- >'And ramen cups!'
- >>>'They are convenient and cheap.'
- 'Don't you have a job? Do you ever go out?'
- >>>'Ughm... did you guys come here to give me a life lesson, or what?'
- >'Actually, 'Nons wants to invite us up to his cottage during the summer.'
- >>'Wait, you have a cottage?'
- 'I am known for many things.'
- >'Yeah! It's by a lake and has a dock... I don't know anything else about it.'
- 'It'll be fun. What do you say, Adagio? And Aria?'
- >'I wanna go!'
- >>'Huh. Sure, why not. If I'm free.'
- 'You're a busy girl.'
- >>>'Eh...'
- >'Oh, come on, Addy.'
- >>'If she comes along, I might reconsider.'
- >'Hey, that's not very nice to say!'
- >>'I already have to deal with you.'
- >'But if I don't go, it would only be you and Anon.'
- >>'...U-uh-'
- >>>'I believe I'd like to see this world a little more. I'm eager to get out of this city hell hole.'
- 'But we haven't had a major crime in the past two years.'
- >>>'It smells, here.'
- '...Likewise.'
- >'Yay! We're all going to Anon's cottage!'
- >>'I bet Anon just wants to get alone with three girls.'
- 'Whoa, this is nothing like that--'
- >'Yeah! Besides, he's mine!'
- >>'...I was joking, Sonata.'
- >>>'Sure, you were.'
- 'Uh--'
- >>>'Anyways, get out of my apartment, you three. I gotta get ready for my raid.'
- 'I smell burning.'
- >'Are TV dnners suppose to microwave for that long?'
- >>>'Fuck.'
- ---
- >"Anon, what does cunning-linguist mean?" Sonata asks you from your car's passenger seat.
- "...You mean cunninglus," you correct awkwardly, shifting in your own seat.
- >"Oh. Yeah, what does that mean?" she continues, innocently.
- "Eh... where did you hear that? It's kind of a naughty word," you ask casually, adjusting your hands on the wheel.
- >You've learned to stay blunt when around Sonata.
- >"I heard some people at a cafe talking about it. Some girl with rainbow hair kept boasting to her friends about getting it... what does it mean?"
- >Rainbow hair, huh?
- >You wonder who that would be.
- >You roll your eyes.
- "It means eating pussy."
- >Sonata pauses.
- >"...Eating a cat? W-why would you eat a poor cat?"
- "No... eating pussy. As in, vagina," you say after sighing.
- >The road passes by you quickly as you drive, but you unknowingly press down on the gas a little more while you explain this to Sonata.
- >"Eew! Isn't that cannibalism?" she asks, putting her hands on her cheeks as she gasps.
- "No! Not really eating! I mean, oral sex. On the vagina."
- >Upon hearing this, her eyes widen.
- >"ooooh! Why didn't you just say that?" she says in realization. "That IS naughty."
- "Yes. yes it is," you agree.
- >You never really mined explaining things to her, even though she had inquiries about most things.
- >Yet, despite her ditsyness, she tends to get things quickly.
- >You always put that off as her inexperience with your world's slang.
- >While you're driving, you notice her shift a little in her spot with an uncomfortable look.
- >"Anon, w-would... would you do cunn--"
- "Oh look, we're here," you say, purposely cutting her off.
- >You love Sonata, but you figured you'd... take things slow, with her.
- >You liked it that way.
- >"Oh, yay! And just in time, too," she exclaims, pointing to the clock on your dashboard.
- >5:03 PM, right when the half-price off wings happens on Wednesdays.
- >You and Sonata made it a ritual to have dinner at this pub every Wednesday.
- >Sure, it took her awhile to get comfortable eating meat and poultry, but now she eats it shamelessly.
- >Heck, she can eat more than you can, now.
- >An hour later, the two of you sit across from one another with empty bowls in front of you and a bucket full of chicken bones.
- >Sonata's face is smudged with barbeque sauce and her fingers are all sticky.
- "Phew, I'm bloated," you say, leaning back after cleaning your face with a napkin.
- >"Mmmh... that was good. I should try the hot wings, next time," she says, licking her fingers.
- >You chuckle.
- "Your face is covered, Sonata."
- >"I know," she giggles, picking up a napkin and wiping her face. "Uugh, I'm so full."
- >You decide not to point out that she's still eating her fries while complaining.
- "Two pounds of wings will do that to you."
- >You pick up your glass of imported stout and down the rest of it.
- >Sonata didn't really like beer, but she's developed a taste for the 'girl drinks'.
- >Particularily, Smirnoff Ice.
- >You're going to ice the fuck out of her on your cottage trip.
- >And Aria.
- >She needs to loosen up.
- >Looking up, you notice Sonata giving you a very wide grin.
- >"Sooo.... ice cream?"
- >You roll your eyes.
- "Yes, we can go for ice cream."
- >"And then cuddles at your place," she demands.
- >You know you wouldn't turn that down.
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