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Atrophy - Moonlight Sonata (unfinished)

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  1. NOTE: The first few parts of this story are dialogue with no narrative, since I started off writing this while on vacation and just wanted to keep it simple. The later chapters become full narrative, though.
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  4.  
  5. >'Hey, Anon! I'm going to take over the world soon, and everyone's going to be my slave!'
  6. 'What? Sonata, you can't just say these sort of things.'
  7. >'Why not?'
  8. 'Uh, it's not... Okay. Just know that... things work differently in this world. I mean, what you're saying is bad.'
  9. >'Why?'
  10. '...Because it would cause a lot of, uh, pain for everyone. Even your friends.'
  11. >'Oh.'
  12. 'You don't want to hurt people, do you?'
  13. >'Why would I want to hurt people?'
  14. '...'
  15. >'I won't make you a slave! I'll... make you a sort-of slave.'
  16. '...Let's just go get dinner.'
  17. >'Can we go to the ice cream place?'
  18. 'Yes, we can go to the ice cream place. After dinner.'
  19.  
  20. ---
  21.  
  22. 'Hey, Sonata. Why the long face?'
  23. >'W-what? I do not have a long face!'
  24. 'Er, it's an expression. I'm asking you why you look sad.'
  25. >'Oh. Well... it didn't work.'
  26. 'What didn't work?'
  27. >'Taking over the world and making everyone my slave.'
  28. 'Well... I'm sorry to hear, I guess?'
  29. >'It's okay, Anon. I know that even though I've failed, there's always next time.'
  30. '...Sometimes, you just shouldn't, you know, do some things.'
  31. >'But aren't the morals of most shows and moo-vees that you should never give up doing what you love to do?'
  32. 'Yes...! Yes. But, uh, do you -really- want to take over the world and make everyone your slave? Doesn't that sound a bit evil?'
  33. >'Hmm... I think so. Maybe it is a bit too evil, yeah?'
  34. 'It is pretty evil.'
  35. >'Oh, hey! I got those moo-vees you told me about. Do you want watch them together?'
  36. 'Hey, yeah. That sounds like a not-so-evil activity to do. Your place?'
  37. >'Yuppies!'
  38. 'Cool, let's go.'
  39. >'Yay, snuggles!'
  40.  
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  42.  
  43. >'So it was all because of the cat?'
  44. '...What? What cat--OH! No, Sonata. That was just... like, they saw it repeat its movements, as if the system glitched.'
  45. >'I don't get it.'
  46. 'I don't expect you to get it, to be honest. Took me a few rewatches to understand the movie.'
  47. >'Does that mean that this will happen every time I see a cat?'
  48. 'No. This will not happen every time you see a cat.'
  49. >'Aww. I want to dodge bullets and stuff, too.'
  50. 'Tell me about it.'
  51. >'W-well, I would like to be able to dodge--'
  52. 'It's an expression, Sonata. Don't -really- tell me about it. And uh, you can let go of my arm, now. I'm gonna put in the second movie.'
  53. >'Is it as confusing as the first one?'
  54. 'Eh, I don't know, to be honest. I just enjoyed it for the fight scenes when I first watched it.'
  55. >'But fighting is bad.'
  56. 'It's a movie, Sonata. I don't... nevermind.'
  57. >'You humans are weird.'
  58. 'Tell me about it.'
  59. >'Um, is that an expression, again?'
  60. 'Yeah. Hey, go make more popcorn, will you?'
  61. >'N-no! I don't like the microwave.'
  62. '...I'm not even going to ask.'
  63. >'Aria told me to never use appliances ever again, or she'd show me a... goat? Goat and see? G--'
  64. 'I would suggest you just stay away from the internet.'
  65. >'I've heard of the internet! Adagio is always using the internet whenever I see her.'
  66. 'Maybe I'll show you one time. Hey, movie's starting--oof! Ow! H-hey, settle down, will you?'
  67. >'Yay, snuggles!'
  68.  
  69. ---
  70.  
  71. >'Eee! That looked like it hurt.'
  72. 'Taking a mace to the face usually hurts.'
  73. >'Have you ever taken a mace to the face?'
  74. 'No.'
  75. >'Oh.'
  76. '...'
  77. >'...'
  78. >'Hey, Anon?'
  79. 'Mmm?'
  80. >'Why are you... why are you here?'
  81. 'What do you mean?'
  82. >'Um... why are you here, with me?'
  83. 'Come on, don't be silly like that, Sonata.'
  84. >'No, really...'
  85. 'Ughm. I like you, and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.'
  86. >'...'
  87. '...'
  88. >'...Thank you, Anon.'
  89. 'Mmm.'
  90. >'I mean i-IT oooh... I-I like it when you... aah... scratch the back of my... mmhh... head like that...'
  91. 'Just watch the movie, silly.'
  92.  
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  94.  
  95. >'Hey, Anon.'
  96. >'Anon.'
  97. >'Anononon-'
  98. 'Nnnfh, what?'
  99. >'I've been thinking.'
  100. 'Of what?'
  101. >'What if... what if I were to only take a few slaves instead of a lot?'
  102. 'Ugh... no, Sonata. That's still evil.'
  103. >'Realzies? Even only, like, five?'
  104. 'Having slaves at all is illegal.'
  105. >'Awww...'
  106. 'For the past two hundred years or so, yeah.'
  107. >'Wait, slavery was legal before?'
  108. 'Well, yeah...'
  109. >'Wow, you humans are evil.'
  110. 'Slavery isn't a thing anymore. At least at this part of the world.'
  111. >'Hehe... Maybe I'll only take one.'
  112. 'Sonata--mmf!'
  113.  
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  115.  
  116. >'Anon.'
  117. 'Hey Sonata, what's up?'
  118. >'My tummy hurts.'
  119. '...What did you eat this time?'
  120. >'I tried to bake some cookies.'
  121. 'Ah. Too many?'
  122. >'I dunno, I think so. I ate them raw.'
  123. 'Raw. You mean the cookie dough?'
  124. >'...Yeah.'
  125. 'The whole thing?'
  126. >'Yup. I ate them all because they tasted good as cookie dough.'
  127. 'That's disgusting... well, eating that much. Cookie dough is pretty awesome, otherwise.'
  128. >'Nnugh... I don't feel good.'
  129. 'Come in. You can lie down on my bed.'
  130. >'...Yaay.'
  131. 'Want some water?'
  132. >'Yeah. Um... if Aria calls, don't tell her where I am.'
  133. '...What did you do, this time?'
  134. >'It was her cookie dough.'
  135. 'Huh. At this rate, I'm surprised she still lets you in her fridge without supervision.'
  136. >'I'm not allowed near her toaster.'
  137.  
  138. ---
  139.  
  140. 'Sonata, that was great!'
  141. >'Anon! You really think so?'
  142. 'Heck, yeah! Everybody thought you were good. Lots of people left their seats to stand near the stage to watch you; looked like everyone had a good time at the pub.'
  143. >'Heehee... I saw.'
  144. '...You didn't use any mind-controlly things, right?'
  145. >'Nope! I didn't try to enslave anyone this time, just like you said!'
  146. 'Heh. I'm proud of you.'
  147. >'Hey, don't you play the guitar?'
  148. 'No. Well, a little bit, but I'm not that good at it. I'm more of a drummer.'
  149. >'I'm not that good, either.'
  150. 'Oh, come on, Sonata...'
  151. >'No, really! I think it's just the singing.'
  152. 'Won't lie, you have quite the voice.'
  153. >'O-oh...'
  154. 'Hey, I was gonna go up to my cottage during a week in the summer with some friends, but everybody bailed on me. Wanna go?'
  155. >'You have a cottage?!'
  156. 'Yeah, it's pretty neat. It's by a lake and we've got a little dock and everything.'
  157. >'I wanna go!'
  158. 'That would be fun. Let's talk it over some ice cream, yeah?'
  159. >'Can we go to the place that doesn't charge for sprinkles?'
  160. 'Yes. Yes, we can.'
  161. >You neglected to tell her that this ice cream parlour was twice as far, but you didn't mind, did you?
  162.  
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  164.  
  165. >'Hmm, I dunno... what do you think, Aria?'
  166. >>'Looks kinda gay.'
  167. 'Gee, thanks, Aria.'
  168. >'I think it looks cute.'
  169. '...I don't really want ties that look cute. Let's just get out of here, yeah?'
  170. >'Wait! I want to buy a hoodie before we go.'
  171. >>'Another one? How many of those do you have, now?'
  172. >'They're comfy!'
  173. >>'They make you look like a hobo.'
  174. >'...N-no!'
  175. 'As much as I like hoodies, Aria has a point--you kinda do have a lot of hoodies, Sonata.'
  176. >'But... but...!'
  177. 'As in, 37-too-many hoodies. You really don't need any more.'
  178. >'Aaaw...'
  179. >>'I'm glad someone agrees with me. Hey, let's go bother Adagio. She needs to see more sunlight ever since our... failure.'
  180. >'...She's stinky.'
  181. >>'I don't think you have to whisper that. It's not like she's going to hear you.'
  182. 'Someone has to make sure she showers at least once a week, though.'
  183. >>'You have a point.'
  184.  
  185. ---
  186.  
  187. >'Eeew.'
  188. >>'Sonata, put down that sock. Damn, it stinks...'
  189. 'Where I'm from, we call that the glorious smell of NEET, Aria.'
  190. >>'I don't think I want to know where you're from.'
  191. >>>'I hope you guys leave, soon. I have a raid in an hour.'
  192. 'That's plenty of time to, you know, freshen up.'
  193. >'Heehee.'
  194. 'Really? You're just gonna cook another TV dinner?'
  195. >>>'I require sustainence. Speaking of which, I found a great source of conflict; it's a website called 4--'
  196. >'Pew! Adagio, when did you last change your clothes?'
  197. >>>'I don't remember. Does it matter?'
  198. 'Well, there's this thing called a washing machine for washing clothes. And a shower for washing yourself.'
  199. >>'Geeze, Adagio. You're kind of letting yourself go... what's with the pile of empty TV dinner boxes?'
  200. >'And ramen cups!'
  201. >>>'They are convenient and cheap.'
  202. 'Don't you have a job? Do you ever go out?'
  203. >>>'Ughm... did you guys come here to give me a life lesson, or what?'
  204. >'Actually, 'Nons wants to invite us up to his cottage during the summer.'
  205. >>'Wait, you have a cottage?'
  206. 'I am known for many things.'
  207. >'Yeah! It's by a lake and has a dock... I don't know anything else about it.'
  208. 'It'll be fun. What do you say, Adagio? And Aria?'
  209. >'I wanna go!'
  210.  
  211. >>'Huh. Sure, why not. If I'm free.'
  212. 'You're a busy girl.'
  213. >>>'Eh...'
  214. >'Oh, come on, Addy.'
  215. >>'If she comes along, I might reconsider.'
  216. >'Hey, that's not very nice to say!'
  217. >>'I already have to deal with you.'
  218. >'But if I don't go, it would only be you and Anon.'
  219. >>'...U-uh-'
  220. >>>'I believe I'd like to see this world a little more. I'm eager to get out of this city hell hole.'
  221. 'But we haven't had a major crime in the past two years.'
  222. >>>'It smells, here.'
  223. '...Likewise.'
  224. >'Yay! We're all going to Anon's cottage!'
  225. >>'I bet Anon just wants to get alone with three girls.'
  226. 'Whoa, this is nothing like that--'
  227. >'Yeah! Besides, he's mine!'
  228. >>'...I was joking, Sonata.'
  229. >>>'Sure, you were.'
  230. 'Uh--'
  231. >>>'Anyways, get out of my apartment, you three. I gotta get ready for my raid.'
  232. 'I smell burning.'
  233. >'Are TV dnners suppose to microwave for that long?'
  234. >>>'Fuck.'
  235.  
  236. ---
  237.  
  238. >"Anon, what does cunning-linguist mean?" Sonata asks you from your car's passenger seat.
  239. "...You mean cunninglus," you correct awkwardly, shifting in your own seat.
  240. >"Oh. Yeah, what does that mean?" she continues, innocently.
  241. "Eh... where did you hear that? It's kind of a naughty word," you ask casually, adjusting your hands on the wheel.
  242. >You've learned to stay blunt when around Sonata.
  243. >"I heard some people at a cafe talking about it. Some girl with rainbow hair kept boasting to her friends about getting it... what does it mean?"
  244. >Rainbow hair, huh?
  245. >You wonder who that would be.
  246. >You roll your eyes.
  247. "It means eating pussy."
  248. >Sonata pauses.
  249. >"...Eating a cat? W-why would you eat a poor cat?"
  250. "No... eating pussy. As in, vagina," you say after sighing.
  251. >The road passes by you quickly as you drive, but you unknowingly press down on the gas a little more while you explain this to Sonata.
  252. >"Eew! Isn't that cannibalism?" she asks, putting her hands on her cheeks as she gasps.
  253. "No! Not really eating! I mean, oral sex. On the vagina."
  254. >Upon hearing this, her eyes widen.
  255. >"ooooh! Why didn't you just say that?" she says in realization. "That IS naughty."
  256. "Yes. yes it is," you agree.
  257. >You never really mined explaining things to her, even though she had inquiries about most things.
  258. >Yet, despite her ditsyness, she tends to get things quickly.
  259. >You always put that off as her inexperience with your world's slang.
  260. >While you're driving, you notice her shift a little in her spot with an uncomfortable look.
  261. >"Anon, w-would... would you do cunn--"
  262. "Oh look, we're here," you say, purposely cutting her off.
  263. >You love Sonata, but you figured you'd... take things slow, with her.
  264. >You liked it that way.
  265. >"Oh, yay! And just in time, too," she exclaims, pointing to the clock on your dashboard.
  266. >5:03 PM, right when the half-price off wings happens on Wednesdays.
  267. >You and Sonata made it a ritual to have dinner at this pub every Wednesday.
  268. >Sure, it took her awhile to get comfortable eating meat and poultry, but now she eats it shamelessly.
  269. >Heck, she can eat more than you can, now.
  270.  
  271. >An hour later, the two of you sit across from one another with empty bowls in front of you and a bucket full of chicken bones.
  272. >Sonata's face is smudged with barbeque sauce and her fingers are all sticky.
  273. "Phew, I'm bloated," you say, leaning back after cleaning your face with a napkin.
  274. >"Mmmh... that was good. I should try the hot wings, next time," she says, licking her fingers.
  275. >You chuckle.
  276. "Your face is covered, Sonata."
  277. >"I know," she giggles, picking up a napkin and wiping her face. "Uugh, I'm so full."
  278. >You decide not to point out that she's still eating her fries while complaining.
  279. "Two pounds of wings will do that to you."
  280. >You pick up your glass of imported stout and down the rest of it.
  281. >Sonata didn't really like beer, but she's developed a taste for the 'girl drinks'.
  282. >Particularily, Smirnoff Ice.
  283. >You're going to ice the fuck out of her on your cottage trip.
  284. >And Aria.
  285. >She needs to loosen up.
  286. >Looking up, you notice Sonata giving you a very wide grin.
  287. >"Sooo.... ice cream?"
  288. >You roll your eyes.
  289. "Yes, we can go for ice cream."
  290. >"And then cuddles at your place," she demands.
  291. >You know you wouldn't turn that down.
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