"Aah, nothin' beats some ol' fashion fishin'. The old man said on a sunny weekend afternoon. "And with both my boys this time." Ozu rubbed their heads playfully. His director was also trying to fish and his Yes Man was snoozin' away with a hat over his face.

"Is this how you hold a fishing poll?" Guano asked, struggling to hold it as his producer came up behind him and helped him. But his real mission was complete, he got a hug from Ozu.

"Hachiro, I want you to pay attention to when I cast your brother's line. Come pick up a pole yourself." Ozu told the sleepin' glasses man who didn't budge.

"I wanna sun bathe in peace. Let me die here." Yes Man stretched out like a cat

"I can't believe it. My own Yes Man didn't obey- I mean follow through my request." Ozu said flabbergasted. "I blame living with you and your mother rubbing off on him."

"Damn he got you good." Guano said and looked up to the disappointed grey hair man. "I meant dang."

"I got you good too, look at the end of your pole, squirt." Yes Man said. Guano picked up the line of the string until the soaked bait was in front of him and he started to wail. "TEDDY!"

"Ahoy mateys." Kiyoko pulled up on another row boat with some members of her writing team paddling the boat.

"HEY, no Ozoom stooges. This is a family trip." Ozu yelled, causing Yes Man to wake up from his slumber and happily get a piece of the mom/dad usual drama. The yell made Guano's teddy fall off the boat again and almost him himself.

"Family trip, then why do you have that giant yacht behind you, my dude? And with your employees playing shuffleboard on it." Kiyoko asked the man and as it was indeed behind them.

"HEY OZU! I THINK THE SHUFFLEBOARD DISC GOT LOUNGED IN MY THROAT!" Gonard yelled from up there and gave a thumbs up.

"I never leave anywhere without it. Of course." Ozu said pridefully.

"Close to a family fishing trip as I'll get." Guano  sighed and rested his hand on his chin.

"Why are you even here anyways?" Ozu said as his little rowboat was being lifted up by the mechanics of the yacht.

"To show off this!" Kiyoko pressed a button but nothing happened. "Uh, wait a moment my dudes.." one of her fellow writers behind her face palmed and shook his head. "Ah, HERE WE GO!"

 Suddenly a even more bigger yacht emerged from the water under her seemingly innocent boat. It had Kiyoko with a thumbs up painted on each sides and the Ozoom Manga logo. Ozu's mouth was locked open.

"I'm ashamed you paid for so little money for that floating driftwood." She shrugged at his puny yacht.

"BIGGER BOAT! EVERYONE FOLLOW ME!" Gonard yelled and got trampled by a bunch of rich people including his friends. A bridge between the yachts as the Lilymuers and others started to climb.

"OH NO YOU DON'T. ANYONE LEAVING THIS BOAT IS FIRED." Ozu said running up to the bridge.

"Ehhhhh," Mikey and his friends weighed it out and decided to go anyways. The only ones remaining being him and the boys.

"Cool yacht or not yacht I'm not losing this job!" Guano said clinging nervously to the old man's ankle.

"Guano! Sweetheart, I made a special room for you. Yes Man too, pumpkin!" Kiyoko said from across the her boat, she text messaged a picture to her kids.

"Hello Kitty kiddy pool and a fuzzy bed of hundreds of animal plushies?!" He said excited and then went over to her boat.

"Gotcha." She winked, clearly making Ozu see it and he growled.

Yes Man saw what she had in store for him on his smartphone text message but he just threw his phone over his shoulder and into the sea.

"HEY, I paid for that!" Ozu yelled.

"GET ALL THE OZU MERCHANDISE YOU WANT, MRS. OZU. BUT I HAVE THE REAL DEAL HERE!" Loyal Yes Man proclaimed and pointed to a proud, nodding father.

"Let's just see how fast that piece of junk can go, First Mate Yes Man." Ozu told the woman who rolled her eyes.

He went into the control room of his yacht and pulled down the full speed, red lever. Giant rockets emerged from behind the yacht and it flew off at the speed of sound.

While Kiyoko was chowing down with friends and failing at a limbo contest, (Weird because she's sorta short) she noticed Ozu's fast boat and started to get ticked off, in their unusual competitiveness.

"MAN OVER BOARD!" Yes Man said to a floating blonde guy behind them.

"What, how did Yoshi even get in here?" Ozu asked.

"Guess he wasn't allowed at the other yacht." Yes Man shrugged but they weren't really surprised.

"Throw the lifesaver." Ozu commanded and Yes Man saluted him. Yes Man took out a white candy ring from his mouth and flicked it at Yoshi's head.

"HE'S UNSAVEABLE!" Yes Man yelled over the roar of the super speedy giant boat.

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"Pull the lever, Mustano!" Kiyoko said in the control room of her yacht.

"Pull your own damn lever, I'm not even getting paid for this over time." One of her writers said and left the room.

"You think you really know a guy/union worker."  Kiyoko said and pulled it herself. The ship went flying forward and everyone inside was flung to the walls.

"LILY, IF WE DIE... I DON'T WANT TO DIE AS A-" Mikey said but got unconscious as a flying back chair hit him in the head.

The two yachts came neck and neck at the speed of sound. Little did they know they would meet up too fast and crash. Yes Man played a sad Titanic theme as everyone was sinking. Well not really. The yachts managed to go near the shore line before crashing. So everyone went home in a furious rage as paparazzi swarmed the visibly ill Ozu and Kiyoko.

"Come back again!" First Mate Yes Man said happily and waved with noodle arms, as some people flipped him off.

Meanwhile, in the middle of no where. Yoshi finally washed up on a shore. He laid there dizzily ill. When he looked up, he saw many natives of the island bowing down to him.

"Alright!" He said happily.

They carried him on a fancy bamboo raft all the way to their village. There they flung him into a boiling hot pot filled with vegetables.