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- MC (15 y/o pipsqueak being harassed by bullies) stumbles through a portal to Faerie, and encounters two monsters battling; one tries to save him from the other, and both perish. A beautiful girl, who introduces herself as Titania, claims him as her knight, to replace the one who died trying to protect him. At first, he tries to split his time between Faerie and the real world, but how much will those habits help him when reality and fantasy begin to collide?
- Waifus: MC’s teenage crush, his teacher/summer camp counselor, and his single mom
- Other characters: the school’s stern headmistress, his bunch of loser friends, the city council that’s trying to shut his mother’s business down
- Mom runs a historic bakery in the old part of town. Profits are down to a trickle, and the land she’s on is intensely valuable, but she’s loath to give it up, because it’s all the family has from MC’s father. The city council has begun pressuring her to sell, and after a long period of refusal, have taken the extraordinary step of introducing new regulatory laws with which she cannot afford to comply, in the hopes of forcing a violation and giving them cause to close her down and take the land.
- unianon - Today at 3:03 PM
- so headmistress is the metaphorical final boss
- Delacroix - Today at 3:03 PM
- is Akun dead for anyone else?
- unianon - Today at 3:03 PM
- nah it's fine
- Delacroix - Today at 3:04 PM
- oh yeah, school connection just had a wobble
- she is, but she's not something you can punch
- unianon - Today at 3:04 PM
- which is fine, i think the fae world will contain most of the punching
- Delacroix - Today at 3:04 PM
- the way things are stacking up, the whole fairyland half becomes an extended allegory for MC learning to deal with women
- > how to deal with a crush
- > how to deal with a teacher
- > how to deal with your mom
- > how to deal with an older woman in power
- unianon - Today at 3:05 PM
- >fuck them x3
- >appeal to humanity
- i suppose you could add more stuff to the fae side to balance things
- Delacroix - Today at 3:06 PM
- the Fae side is an epic journey across all kinds of terrain to reach the Star Stone, where Titania will be crowned
- MC is her protector on this trek
- and along the way has to fight off monsters and deal with the various tribes/civilisations they encounter
- seems a little bit more proactive and narrative-appropriate than a Persona-style "fight your way to the final boss and then punch it" romp
- unianon - Today at 3:07 PM
- how does MC guard her when he's back home? or does he hide her in his room or something silly like that
- or is it only a ceremonial guarding, since she can easily destroy anything that comes her way
- Delacroix - Today at 3:08 PM
- maybe the dream-thing works best. He sleeps in Faerie and immediately wakes up IRL, and then goes to sleep IRL and wakes up in Faerie where he last left off
- nah, not just ceremonial
- maybe she has a lot of potential power/authority but has limited applicability until she's crowned
- although that means the worlds will never meet
- either that or time flows weirdly. Narnian time
- unianon - Today at 3:10 PM
- depends if you want the RL people to meet titania or not
- Delacroix - Today at 3:10 PM
- i suppose they could meet her at the end of the story with no negative repercussions, but meeting them halfway intertwines the threads and has consequences
- > pregnant mom meets pregnant Titania
- So does MC have one child or two?
- unianon - Today at 3:11 PM
- two works, if you can resist knocking up the other teacher/teen
- Delacroix - Today at 3:12 PM
- >_<
- unianon - Today at 3:12 PM
- actually the younger teacher is a seperate thing, maybe she'll just tease him until he turns 18
- Delacroix - Today at 3:12 PM
- teen girlfriend probably doesn't want to get pregnant until after college
- if teacher never gets pregnant, she probably never loses her job
- so there's no suffering, but there's also no payoff in her working for mom's bakery
- unianon - Today at 3:13 PM
- yeah, unless he marries the teacher he can't knock her up, curse that bloody conservative school
- Delacroix - Today at 3:14 PM
- but then if he marries her his gf will be sad!
- teacher will probably be slutty sidebitch forever I guess
- unianon - Today at 3:15 PM
- i guess, sad!
- Delacroix - Today at 3:16 PM
- unless he manages some kind of awesome hat-trick and they all get pregnant at the same time
- > has to deal with a dropout, an unemployed adult, and a struggling businesswoman
- unianon - Today at 3:17 PM
- when he knocks up titania they all have a chain reaction
- that'd be nuts, more than enough excitement for RL
- Delacroix - Today at 3:18 PM
- excessive?
- unianon - Today at 3:19 PM
- maybe mom and teacher? the student might be too much
- Delacroix - Today at 3:19 PM
- mm
- and i suppose they're dating, so there's no reason why they wouldn't have taken precautions, like she's on the pill or something
- whereas the teacher and mom may not be if they're not in relationships, and a condom may not be handy when the mood strikes
- unianon - Today at 3:20 PM
- >mom is actively trying to get pregnant
- but yeah, that'll be enough chaos
- plus then MC will probably have to deal with something no quest MC ever has
- a BREAKUP
- Delacroix - Today at 3:21 PM
- with his girlfrend? that might be interesting
- she certainly has a perfectly valid reason to want to do it
- would be interesting if they never get back together again, too
- rite of passage
- "I lost my first love/high school sweetheart because I knocked up my teacher and also my mother."
- unianon - Today at 3:22 PM
- (and also a fae queen in my strangely realistic dream)
- Delacroix - Today at 3:23 PM
- but nah, I think one pregnancy is enough
- hmm...
- > and it should be mom, of course
- unianon - Today at 3:23 PM
- of course, just kind of sad teacher gets left as a fuckbuddy
- Delacroix - Today at 3:23 PM
- what if teacher gets fired for other reasons? She's a newlywed but her husband is violent and abusive; in a moment of weakness she confides in MC
- she gets fired when her relationship with MC gives her the confidence to file for divorce
- and the school fires her because conservative Catholic school
- unianon - Today at 3:25 PM
- and moves in with MC? hoo boy, that's gonna be crazy
- Delacroix - Today at 3:26 PM
- teacher is pretty shrewd at heart, and manages to get the bakery booming by starting a food-truck thing
- drives out to local factories/industrial parks in low-cut tops, selling delicious donuts and sandwiches to horny, hungry factory workers
- then at some point her angry ex can show up and try to beat her up and MC gets to flex his muscles IRL and punch him out
- unianon - Today at 3:29 PM
- use those fae-given skills to swot him into submission
- Delacroix - Today at 3:30 PM
- also, if MC and teacher start fucking in summer, and MC and mom are precipitated by her discovering them together, she probably isn't THAT far along come autumn
- maybe first trimester
- she may not even catch them until teach moves in and mom catches them fucking in her own house
- unianon - Today at 3:31 PM
- and decides she better teach the kids how to play husband/wife?
- and get overexcited in her demonstrations and gets knocked up
- Delacroix - Today at 3:32 PM
- well, i dunno, the thing is that we're dealing with some fairly harsh IRL stuff (divorce, unemployment)
- it feels weird to have porn logic just crash headlong into that
- mom is probably distraught, cries that she's a bad mother, and MC tries to comfort her, telling her it's not her fault
- and then mom just starts spilling all kinds of stuff
- "I can't believe you're sticking your dick into everything that walks while I'm struggling to get by! Do you know how long it's been since I've gotten laid?"
- they both start yelling at each other and he says that she should get out more if that's what she wants and she accuses him of pushing her away
- just to make room for more sluts in his life
- and he holds her and says she'll always be the most important woman in his life
- and in a moment of impulse she kisses him passionately and they tumble into bed
- teacher has in the meantime left tactfully to let them settle their differences; she comes back to find them both asleep, cuddled together, and incredibly sticky
- and then she starts sucking his dick, and as he tries to push her off, she whispers that his mom is watching, and he get super hard and horny, fucking her like an animal as mom masturbates; the moment he finishes with teach mom is on all fours, spreading her pussy for her turn
- unianon - Today at 3:37 PM
- i was just writing that out
- Delacroix - Today at 3:38 PM
- or maybe i should really just go full porn logic and have him knock up a whole bunch of people with little/no consequence because they're not teachers/married
- unianon - Today at 3:38 PM
- up to you, but i like the former better
- he could always do that in the faeworld
- Delacroix - Today at 3:39 PM
- ooh
- by the time mom's water breaks, MC is a pro at delivering kids, because he's been present at the delivery of half a dozen of his children in the Shadow World
- unianon - Today at 3:41 PM
- spring is a busy time for the fae
- there
- august - Today at 3:42 PM
- >
- by the time mom's water breaks, MC is a pro at delivering kids, because he's been present at the delivery of half a dozen of his children in the Shadow World
- Unfortunately for MC, Shadow World delivery is quite different than normal world
- Distant shouting Where are the tentacles? Why isn't it pulling itself out?
- Delacroix - Today at 3:43 PM
- the story ends with everyone dying in a train accident and MC finds himself in the Shadow World surrounded by his family, being told by a giant lion that he has earned a glorious afterlife
- unianon - Today at 3:44 PM
- :gun:
- Delacroix - Today at 3:44 PM
- i get the feeling that Titania is going to feel unimportant once Mom gets pregnant, because our connection/obligation to her is nowhere near as strong as it is to our mother
- unless there's a massive TWEEEST and at some point he's in bed with Mom and Teach, and the doorbell rings, and he opens it and Titania is there, heavily pregnant
- unianon - Today at 3:45 PM
- how aware are the two realities of each other?
- oh yeah, i like the idea of titania breaking into his world
- Delacroix - Today at 3:45 PM
- hmm, i dunno. i was thinking totally separate, but maybe the similarities become more uncanny with time
- the worlds might also be literally colliding
- > Maybe Headmistress is an evil sorceress who needs Mom's bakery-land because it rests on a ritual site: she's trying to perform a ritual to pull Faerie into the real world (with herself as its ruler)
- unianon - Today at 3:47 PM
- or maybe it's a gateway to the fae world, and that's how MC is accessing it in his sleep
- Delacroix - Today at 3:48 PM
- mmm
- could even be a real physical gateway in the basement
- like, the bakery boiler room has a portal to Faerie
- unianon - Today at 3:49 PM
- that works, especially if you want titania to follow MC home one day
- Delacroix - Today at 3:49 PM
- mm
- it also avoids a weird ending where MC moves on to college and working life while still having dreamtime fantasy adventures
- maybe by the end, the worlds really do merge: Titania is crowned, and deals with world leaders as the undisputed leader of Faerie, with MC by her side
- unianon - Today at 3:51 PM
- so more gateways open up, and the two worlds have to start up diplomatic relations?
- while raising the pile of kids that he's had in Faerie and RL
- Delacroix - Today at 3:52 PM
- although that then runs the problem of trivialising mom and teach
- unianon - Today at 3:52 PM
- yeh, the conclusion is going to be hard
- i suppose the easy way out is for titania to abandon the ceremony and live in our world
- Delacroix - Today at 3:53 PM
- well, i assume there are reason they can't do that because otherwise it'd be an easy way out
- he could do that from the get-go
- hmm...unianon - Today at 3:54 PM
- perhaps the fae renew their queen every year
- a new "titania" is chosen, and rules until winter, when she retires
- Delacroix - Today at 3:55 PM
- hmm...
- maybe Titania follows him back into the world immediately after he first enters Faerie, and she continues her spirit journey in our world?
- or maybe Titania is actively trying to destroy Faerie so it can be recreated
- she wants to use her power to collapse Faerie into a seed of potentiality that she carries into the real world, returning wonder and magic to the real world
- but Headmistress wants to do the reverse, and hurl the real world into Faerie
- the difference being that Faerie might already be dying because it's cast adrift
- unianon - Today at 3:56 PM
- what happens to the people of faerie? or do they migrate into our world
- Delacroix - Today at 3:56 PM
- since the Iron Age or whatever
- so the denizens of Faerie either regard Titania as a saviour (she will bring about rebirth!) or a walking apocalypse (she will destroy the world!) because both are true
- her mission is to bridge the two worlds by reconnecting the wonder of Faerie with the substance of objective reality
- both need the other
- and... hmm, maybe Headmistress wants to enter Faerie herself and shut the door behind her
- unianon - Today at 3:58 PM
- and once she's done assimilating it, she'll come back for our world
- Delacroix - Today at 3:59 PM
- no, maybe she hates the real world
- she wants to go to Faerie permanently and close the door to the real world; she doesn't know or care that this will cause both realms to fade away
- the world NEEDS the inspiration and wonder of Faerie, and Faerie NEEDS the elements of objective reality to avoid dissolving into chaos
- unianon - Today at 4:00 PM
- so Titania wants to complete rituals to reinforce and stabilise the link
- adventures on both her and our world
- Delacroix - Today at 4:00 PM
- well, she wants to reconceptualise the link
- rather than two linked realms, Titania wants to create two overlapping realms
- crush Faerie down into a seed that she plants in our reality
- magic will re-enter the world, but slowly, gradually, and she'll be around to guide it
- unianon - Today at 4:01 PM
- will the fae come with her? there's still a few secret places in the world
- Delacroix - Today at 4:01 PM
- or maybe she wants to do it gradually in that method, while Headmistress wants an invasion
- unianon - Today at 4:01 PM
- not many, but magic will probably help
- Delacroix - Today at 4:01 PM
- mmm, some would, I think
- unianon - Today at 4:01 PM
- teacher is trying to start a GATE event?
- Delacroix - Today at 4:01 PM
- those whose natures are not too closely linked to their world
- unianon - Today at 4:01 PM
- headmistress*
- Delacroix - Today at 4:02 PM
- well, maybe not an armies-on-armies invasion
- but she wants to suddenly and traumatic force the realms to collide, flooding the real world with magic that only she will know how to command
- unianon - Today at 4:02 PM
- is she the last witch, or something?
- Delacroix - Today at 4:02 PM
- whereas Titania wants to reintroduce magic gradually and progressively, so that it permeates the world and benefits everybody
- @unianon yeah, something like that
- > HM used to be MC's grandpa's playmate, used to play around the bakery, and actually travelled into Faerie as a child
- unianon - Today at 4:05 PM
- ohboy
- Delacroix - Today at 4:05 PM
- Hmm, this reminds me of The Magicians, the TV show
- the scenario is sort of like if Susan got pissed off that she got kicked out of Narnia, and is looking for a way to invade Narnia, and then use Narnia to invade the real world
- to take revenge on everybody
- unianon - Today at 4:06 PM
- not good for anyone, so titania has to start preparing our world for the introduction of magic, and her world for collapseDelacroix - Today at 4:06 PM
- mm
- so, clearly HM has a way of re-entering Faerie that doesn't rely on the bakery. she has her own secret paths to return. and she also clearly wields some powerful influences in Faerie. What does she still need the bakery for? I'm thinking bandwidth: even though MC is the only one who uses the bakery-portal, it is actually powerful/broad enough to do some en masse shit, while the HM's portal is artificial/small and admits only her
- unianon - Today at 4:08 PM
- yeah, the bakery portal is naturally stable, whereas her portal takes a great deal of effort to open
- a goal in the quest might be shutting down her access temporarily, from our side or the fae side
- Delacroix - Today at 4:09 PM
- mm. especially if Faerie rejected her when she grew up: she's basically trespassing/intruding every time she steps through, whereas MC is drawn through naturally
- unianon - Today at 4:09 PM
- might be that MC's grandmother was a fae
- Delacroix - Today at 4:09 PM
- maybe she's powerful enough that she can't be fought: the only thing you can do is trap her in Faerie while Titania crunches it down
- unianon - Today at 4:10 PM
- so the first part of the quest is about getting titania crowned, then the later parts are about helping her prepare for the transformation
- Delacroix - Today at 4:10 PM
- naw
- i think once she's crowned, the situation will have escalated/degraded to the point where she has to hit the red button immediately
- > she has to stay behind in Faerie
- > she kisses MC and promises to find him, no matter how long it takes
- > and that together they'll plant a seed that brings magic to the world
- > he wakes up IRL with tears on his cheeks
- > a couple months later, mom gives birth to his daughter
- > strangely enough, she's born with something clutched tenaciously in her palm
- > it's a seed or a pearl, that shimmers with rainbow light
- unianon - Today at 4:12 PM
- so he plants the seed and all of a sudden, WHAM, faerie collides with earth
- and then he's hugtackled by titania and his kid
- and anyone else he knocked up in faerie
- Delacroix - Today at 4:14 PM
- Titania **is** his kid
- unianon - Today at 4:15 PM
- oh craaaap
- what happens to titania's kid, though
- Delacroix - Today at 4:15 PM
- >:)
- hmm, good question though
- unianon - Today at 4:16 PM
- or is the seed his kid
- Delacroix - Today at 4:16 PM
- maybe she's a weird dryad thing and the thing she "gives birth" to is actually a seed of Faerie, and what she needs to do after coronation is to "imbue" it with all the magic of Faerie (and this destroys the realm)
- unianon - Today at 4:17 PM
- true, and then somehow she becomes MC's kid
- Delacroix - Today at 4:17 PM
- so he plants the seed, his daughter with mom grows up to be Titania (with her memories intact), and as magic slowly re-enters the world, he re-encounters his friends/loves/children from Faerie, as they wake up in his world much like he woke up in theirs
- but it's a thing that takes decades, and by the time knowledge of magic and the Fae hit the mainstream, an entire generation has grown up under its influence
- and when Titania reveals herself to the world, it's as a confident young woman, with a nation at her beck and call
- unianon - Today at 4:19 PM
- maybe maaam gives birth to surprise twins, since otherwise causality weirdness
- one is his actual kid, the other titania
- but that works well, good ending!
- Delacroix - Today at 4:22 PM
- but if one is his kid and one is both his kid and his waifu, who does he fuck?
- of course, this is a trick question
- how do we deal with teenage girlfriend? might be quite interesting if at first he thinks the world of her, but as time goes by it becomes increasingly clear that he's looking through rose-tinted lenses, and she's really quite nasty and shallow
- and he becomes disillusioned once he stops being blue-balled
- once he gets to fuck her whenever he likes, he realises that dating her comes with all kinds of nonsense that he doesn't want to deal with
- unianon - Today at 4:24 PM
- a rite of passage, so to speak
- Delacroix - Today at 4:25 PM
- mm
- he might break up with her even before he gets together with teach
- how do we make her break-up-worthy without turning her into a caricature bitch
- unianon - Today at 4:26 PM
- maybe she finds out he's cheating on herDelacroix - Today at 4:27 PM
- which is fair, and makes him the wrongdoer, which is unusual
- unianon - Today at 4:27 PM
- I'd say the most common feature of quests is that the MC always appears to be right
- Delacroix - Today at 4:27 PM
- mm
- unianon - Today at 4:27 PM
- i guess the same goes for all power fantasies; this would be a rude awakening
- Delacroix - Today at 4:27 PM
- so is this him cheating on her by fucking teach? because if she finds out about that she could ruin teacher's career, and that's a bit of a wild card
- maybe he fucks someone else
- like her sister/mom/best friend
- because he's on a power-trip
- he's hit his growth spurt, and he's becoming muscular and attractive, his libido is through the roof, Fae power gives him mad charisma... he can fuck anyone he wants at school, and he kind of does
- unianon - Today at 4:30 PM
- maybe an exchange student?
- call - Today at 4:30 PM
- exotic, new, fun, contrasts with his now disillusioned vision of his petty mundane girlfriend
- unianon - Today at 4:31 PM
- plus she's living at her house, and is rather enthused by her crappy host and is sympathetic towards MC
- unenthused*
- Delacroix - Today at 4:33 PM
- mmm
- i like the disillusionment thing, since it's an example of a mundane tragedy
- even if he doesn't cheat with her IRL, is he cheating on her in Faerie?
- and it's hard for him to display an interest in her interests (which seem minor and petty) compared to his epic adventures
- i think at some point he's going to realise that she's hot, but maybe doesn't have much going for her beyond that
- it's just hard for him to feel any strong emotion for her compared to his incredible passion for Titania, who is mysterious, knowledgeable, magical, etc
- unianon - Today at 4:37 PM
- does he get knocked out of his manwhore phase by her dumping him?
- Delacroix - Today at 4:37 PM
- does he go through an IRL manwhore phase?
- i mean, he could be a faithful but boring and emotionally distant bf IRL, while being a red-blooded warrior and lover in Faerie
- Titania might be the sort of dream girlfriend who turns her knight loose on a tribe of Amazons
- and schlicks to the spectacle
- while his boring gf keeps whining whenever his eye wanders
- and then maybe he goes to summer camp to clear his head, and that's where he meets teacher, who through the student grapevine knows he's broken up
- and that's how they bond, because he asks her for advice and in the meantime she also reveals that she's contemplating divorce
- unianon - Today at 4:39 PM
- is he seperated from titania in that time?
- Delacroix - Today at 4:39 PM
- her angle is "It's better to let someone go if you can't be with them, than preserve the shell of a relationship."
- hmm...
- he might be, if he needs to physically cross over
- unianon - Today at 4:42 PM
- so he gets caught banging the exchange student, and realises what he's been doing
- Delacroix pinned a message to this channel. See all the pins.Today at 4:42 PM
- Delacroix - Today at 4:42 PM
- ??
- unianon - Today at 4:42 PM
- you likely clicked the pin option or something
- Delacroix - Today at 4:49 PM
- No what exchange student
- august - Today at 4:50 PM
- there's always an exchange student
- call - Today at 4:50 PM
- uni suggested that the other non-teach chick MC cheats on gf with be an exchange sutdent
- Delacroix - Today at 4:50 PM
- Yeah, but I'm asking if there's a need for MC to cheat IRL
- There's a good reason to have him do it (MC at fault for once)
- call - Today at 4:51 PM
- wouldn't it be a good way to connect his two lives into one
- unianon - Today at 4:51 PM
- I'd say it's a pretty good catalyst, he realises what he's doing
- plus the exchange student is exotic to him, and he slips into his faerie mindset without realising
- Delacroix - Today at 4:51 PM
- Hmm
- unianon - Today at 4:53 PM
- alternatively his girlfriend dumps him for neglecting her, and he skulks away to summer camp
- Delacroix - Today at 4:56 PM
- @call how does cheating connect them? bad habits? he's so used to sticking his dick into everything in the other world that it doesn't cross his mind to say no IRL?
- i could see that. he basically fucks people because he can, and his girlfriend is justifiably broken-hearted
- does he fuck anyone else other than the exchange student, and she's just the catalyst?
- or she's the only other one?
- unianon - Today at 4:58 PM
- the reason he bangs her is because she's exotic enough to remind him of faerie girls
- i mean, there can be other girls if you want, it's up to you
- Delacroix - Today at 5:02 PM
- i suppose my point wasn't can we squeeze more fetish in, but rather is he habitually unfaithful or exceptionally so
- is there something special about the exchange student (like her exoticness) that tempts him exceptionally, or is she just one in a long line of conquests
- unianon - Today at 5:02 PM
- I mean, isn't he the former on virtue of faerie alone?
- Delacroix - Today at 5:02 PM
- i meant IRL
- unianon - Today at 5:03 PM
- would banging several girls before getting caught make MC feel like more of a piece of turd?
- Delacroix - Today at 5:04 PM
- it makes it much starker that he's operating on instinct/habit, i suppose
- unianon - Today at 5:04 PM
- yeah, plus he might not feel as bad about doing it in the fae world
- Delacroix - Today at 5:04 PM
- rather than "this one girl was so tempting I couldn't resist", it becomes "oh god I have no control over myself"
- he probably doesn't even ask the question of whether F. "counts" until he's caught
- the funny thing is she thinks he's emotionally distant because he's fucking IRL Girls A - Z, but actually he's emotionally distant because he's absorbed in Faerie
- unianon - Today at 5:06 PM
- bit of an extended metaphor for MMOs, hee
- so he realises he's lost control of his life, and goes on a summer camp to stay away from faerie for a while
- Delacroix - Today at 5:12 PM
- mm. he tells Titania that he needs to train or seclude himself for spiritual reasons (not a real lie) and goes to summer camp for a couple weeks
- while he's trying to sort out his feelings he's also trying to sort out his supercharged libido that is used to having pussy on tap but is now having to do without
- unianon - Today at 5:14 PM
- so the teacher tries to help him deal with his feelings (and maybe later on his eternal boner), but they end up finding comfort in each other
- MC gets a more stable relationship he's actually interested in and teacher gets one that isn't tinged with abuse
- Delacroix - Today at 5:21 PM
- yup
- and he finds her interesting and mature, and not preoccupied with petty (but understandably so) shit like his gf was
- he helps reassure her that she's beautiful and that divorce won't be the end (her husband may have convinced her that nobody else will ever take her)
- and also his youthful optimism helps remind her that she had dreams and aspirations once (that didn't merely revolve around not being beaten)
- and i think he might have some inspiring stories to tell about beating bullying
- she helps him understand relationship complexities (and also deal with his boner)
- also because they can't be publicly dating/going steady, it also means he can keep being a poonhound
- unianon - Today at 5:24 PM
- and being the summer girl she's cool with that, as long as he comes back to her
- Delacroix - Today at 5:24 PM
- well, i don't think she'd have any expectations of an actual relationship with him continuing after the summer camp fling
- her moving in with him and mom and working for mom was unexpected by everyone
- after he comes home from camp and returns to Titania, he finds that she's also changed, shedding the tight firmness of girlhood for the softer, fuller curves of womanhood
- unianon - Today at 5:27 PM
- and then he knocks up mom, which probably confuses things more
- Delacroix - Today at 5:34 PM
- hmm. when's a good time for that?
- couple weeks away at camp, probably couple innocent weeks at home
- then teacher finalises her divorce and needs a place to stay/job after she gets fired
- mom takes her in
- another couple weeks of sneaking around
- but she eventually catches them banging
- would be quite funny if the teacher gets the job and room before she even knows this is MC's mom
- unianon - Today at 5:35 PM
- ha, that works great
- Delacroix - Today at 5:35 PM
- and when she's signing the lease, and Mom is telling her "Don't bring men home", MC just walks in and Teacher licks her lips. "Oh, don't worry, I won't."
- so this is like 6-8 weeks into summer
- a couple more weeks of tense silent treatment, big argument, and then MAAAAAAM lewds
- so when autumn rolls around she's maybe a few weeks/1 month pregnant at most
- unianon - Today at 5:38 PM
- does titania get knocked up around the same time?
- Delacroix - Today at 5:38 PM
- but will be showing by the end of autumn
- mm
- unianon - Today at 5:38 PM
- or does that happen waaaay earlier
- Delacroix - Today at 5:38 PM
- and this is around the time when MC feels like maybe he has a plan to regulate his Faerie/IRL commitments
- and just when he thinks he has everything under control
- Titania shows up at home
- MC: I... I didn't think you were real.
- Titania (heartbreak): ;___;
- unianon - Today at 5:39 PM
- real enough to punch him?
- and then pick him up and kiss him
- what does she look like? mistakable for human or more dryad-y
- >when your son who's been banging his old teacher and you (who he knocked up) brings a pregnant elf home
- august - Today at 5:43 PM
- When does the mother stage a sex addiction intervention
- unianon - Today at 5:48 PM
- just before she fucks him
- Delacroix - Today at 5:48 PM
- i guess she looks like my favourite blonde elf
- Mom: Son, we're worried that you're having too much sex.
- Teacher: Actually, we're worried that you're not having enough sex.
- Mom: With us.
- unianon - Today at 5:51 PM
- so they keep him busy by draining him dry, then titania rocks up pregnant and they let her join in
- Delacroix - Today at 5:53 PM
- i suppose this is where the porn logic sets in
- and they have to justify Titania's existence
- this might be the point where they start to discover what the Headmistress is up to, because MC has no idea what "the Sorceress" looks like, but Titania DOES
- she recognises HM, and is recognised in turn
- unianon - Today at 5:54 PM
- yeah, start of winter is when the plot gets crazy
- Delacroix - Today at 5:55 PM
- i wonder if I can do this in under 100k words
- august - Today at 5:56 PM
- Unlikely
- Delacroix - Today at 5:56 PM
- based on Kant standards for running a quest
- august - Today at 5:56 PM
- Well
- Hmmmm
- unianon - Today at 5:56 PM
- if you start skipping the fae lewds as time goes on, possibly
- Delacroix - Today at 5:56 PM
- it's actually quite trimmed down from the original idea which was way more ambitious
- unianon - Today at 5:56 PM
- that's only 25k words a season
- Delacroix - Today at 5:56 PM
- with a ton of moving parts
- right now the cast is quite well-contained
- unianon - Today at 5:56 PM
- although you can probably move 5k towards spring and winter, since they're pretty important
- Delacroix - Today at 5:56 PM
- although the cast is 99% female, which needs to change
- august - Today at 5:57 PM
- does it tho
- unianon - Today at 6:00 PM
- there's a story there about ditching his old friends when he turns into a poonslayer
- Delacroix - Today at 6:00 PM
- mmmyeah
- and getting them back, maybe
- because he realises these things are important
- or maybe he has mighty companions in Faeland
- like battle brothers and shit
- or something like that
- august - Today at 6:01 PM
- could have a scene where he stops by the basketball courts or something where his old friends and bros are playing
- and he's just... not connected
- like watching it on tv as opposed to being there with real breathing friends of his
- Delacroix - Today at 6:01 PM
- considering he was a bullied pipsqueak, his friends are probably not the sporty types
- august - Today at 6:02 PM
- Academic Decathalon then
- Delacroix - Today at 6:02 PM
- maybe after he realises how detached he is, he rocks up at his friend's house with all his D&D shit, and volunteers to DM
- august - Today at 6:02 PM
- Or something
- Delacroix - Today at 6:02 PM
- and runs them through his own Faerie experiences
- they'll be fun allies when the worlds start to collide and they're like MAGIC IS REAAAAAAL YAAAAY
- august - Today at 6:03 PM
- Delacroix - Today at 3:02 AM
- and runs them through his own Faerie experiences
- Literally just round after round of sex combat
- Friends looking at him awkwardly
- MC doesn't realize anything is off
- cheerfully lining up the next procession of fae princesses for them to sex battle
- (mostly not serious idea)
- Delacroix - Today at 6:05 PM
- His descriptions of the Fae honeys give all his friends awkward boners
- Maybe he makes things up to them by wingmanning for them
- august - Today at 6:06 PM
- I feel like he'd be horrible at it
- He'd just end up accidentally dicking the girls instead
- Delacroix - Today at 6:07 PM
- Oh dear
- well, i mean, if the point is to get his friends laid, rather than to get them into relationships, it probably doesn't matter if it ends up being a lot of group sex
- he may not help them get with their crushes but just randomly picking up chicks for them to fuck
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