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  1. its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.
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  3. proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii
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  5. reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs poo poo and pissed in
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  7. proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp
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  9. reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident
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  11. proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum
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  13. reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.
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  15. proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum
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  17. reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions
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  19. proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"
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  21. reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my nigga have u tried lsd"
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