jij ben ... % ....

on *:TEXT:!lekker:#: {
  msg $chan $nick jij bent $rand(0,100) $+ % lekker!
}

on *:TEXT:!lekker *:#: {
  msg $chan $2 is $rand(0,100) $+ % lekker!
}

on *:TEXT:!cool:#: {
  msg $chan $nick jij bent $rand(0,100) $+ $+ % cool!
}

on *:TEXT:!cool *:#: {
  msg $chan $2 is $rand(0,100) $+ % cool!
}

on *:TEXT:!vies:#: {
  msg $chan $nick jij bent $rand(0,100) $+ % vies!
}

on *:TEXT:!vies *:#: {
  msg $chan $2 is $rand(0,100) $+ % vies!
}

on *:TEXT:!cheater:#: {
  msg $chan $nick jij bent $rand(0,100) $+ % cheater!
}

on *:TEXT:!cheater *:#: {
  msg $chan $2 is $rand(0,100) $+ % cheater!
}

on *:TEXT:!dom:#: {
  msg $chan $nick jij bent $rand(0,100) $+ % dom!
}

on *:TEXT:!dom *:#: {
  msg $chan $2 is $rand(0,100) $+ % dom!
}

on *:TEXT:!geluk:#: {
  msg $chan $nick Vandaag heb jij $rand(0,100) $+ % geluk!
}

on *:TEXT:!geluk *:#: {
  msg $chan $2 is $rand(0,100) $+ % gelukkig!
}

on *:TEXT:!sterf:#: {
  msg $chan $nick jij hebt nog $rand(1,365) te leven!
}

on *:TEXT:!sterf *:#: {
  msg $chan $2 heeft nog $rand(1,365) dagen te leven!
}

on *:TEXT:!gay:#: {
  msg $chan $nick jij bent $rand(0,100) $+ % gay!
}

on *:TEXT:!gay *:#: {
  msg $chan $2 is $rand(0,100) $+ % gay!
}

on *:TEXT:!noob*:#: {
  msg # $nick is $rand(0,100) $+ % n00b!
}

on *:TEXT:!noob *:#: {
  msg $chan $2 is $rand(0,100) $+ % n00b!
}