gay equestria

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>Anon lets out a sigh.
"Hi Elusive."
>"Hello Darling!"
>Just your fucking luck the Equestria you get reincarnated in is a faggot Equestria
>You can't walk down the street without somepony sexually assaulting you and everypony is big muscular dudes
>disregard the no hoofs for a second why big muscular dudes?
>Elusive twists his body for you in a way that can only be described as a "probably a jojo pose?".
"Is that a new sweater it looks great."
>"Yes it is Darling!"
>"I just finished a run of them and they will be for sale by the end of the week!"
"Cool I'm sure they will sell great."
>Elusive plants a big kiss on your cheek
>You learned a while ago fighting little things like this off is a huge waste of time and energy.
>Not that you can do much "fighting" your a stick.
>Blitz is helping you with that actually.
>The workout is tough but you are seeing improvements.
>You don't think you will ever reach the level of Brick Wall that seams to be the normal here though.