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- <i>♪ I can't stop it ♪</i>
- 2
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- <i>♪ Oh, this party boppin' ♪</i>
- 3
- 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,422
- Whoo…
- 4
- 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,049
- Hold on, take this.
- 5
- 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,510
- Monique!
- 6
- 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:53,219
- Monique. Mo-Monique! Don't hang…
- 7
- 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,681
- - She lives in the Bronx
- - I know where she live at.
- 8
- 00:00:55,682 --> 00:00:57,849
- What about that girl Kaley? Remember her?
- 9
- 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,601
- Oh man, nah, she got this…
- 10
- 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,394
- …like, orangutan titties.
- 11
- 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,729
- - Big ass titties.
- - Long ass…
- 12
- 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,691
- - Come on.
- - Oh, damn, man!
- 13
- 00:01:05,692 --> 00:01:07,568
- I'ma tell you why we ain't
- get no coochie, like
- 14
- 00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:09,987
- - yo ass, always be like
- - Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
- 15
- 00:01:09,988 --> 00:01:12,531
- - As soon as you see it…
- - But you know you're talking…
- 16
- 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:14,073
- - Shut up.
- - You… You wantme to shut up.
- 17
- 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,826
- Ah!
- 18
- 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:17,911
- <i>♪ I can't stop, energy flowin' ♪</i>
- 19
- 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,913
- <i>♪ Used to kill time ♪
- ♪ when the party keep goin' ♪</i>
- 20
- 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,873
- <i>♪ DJ spinnin' in the park like a pro and ♪</i>
- 21
- 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,042
- <i>♪ Out all night, and I don't see no end ♪</i>
- 22
- 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:26,419
- <i>♪ I can't stop, full-time grindin' ♪</i>
- 23
- 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,169
- <i>♪ Night so good that I wanna rewind it ♪</i>
- 24
- 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:29,424
- <i>♪ Spendin' that money… ♪</i>
- 25
- 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,683
- What? Wait, what?
- 26
- 00:01:39,684 --> 00:01:40,851
- No, it's nothing.
- 27
- 00:01:40,852 --> 00:01:42,351
- Let's just try something.
- 28
- 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,895
- - OK.
- - OK.
- 29
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- Sorry.
- 30
- 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:48,275
- All right, come here.
- 31
- 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:51,319
- Oh.
- 32
- 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,488
- - You good?
- - Yeah.
- 33
- 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:54,616
- OK.
- 34
- 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,826
- Should we just stop?
- 35
- 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,495
- No, I'm fine.
- 36
- 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:08,794
- - Do you want to just go down on me?
- - No.
- 37
- 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,423
- Hello?
- 38
- 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:14,468
- All right.
- 39
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- It's fine.
- 40
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- The last time I had sex,
- 41
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- it hurt.
- 42
- 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:23,894
- Hmm. It hurt where?
- 43
- 00:02:23,895 --> 00:02:25,730
- Do you think that could
- be an STD, I mean…
- 44
- 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:28,983
- How many sexual partners have
- you had in the last year?
- 45
- 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,529
- More than five?
- 46
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- More than ten?
- 47
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- It's around there.
- 48
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- Protected?
- 49
- 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,041
- Yeah, I mean, um…
- 50
- 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,878
- - It's OK.
- - Yeah, if we can find… Sorry.
- 51
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- OK.
- 52
- 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:54,050
- Any problems urinating?
- Any bumps or lesions?
- 53
- 00:02:55,968 --> 00:03:00,055
- OK. I was still on the question
- part of the examination.
- 54
- 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:02,516
- Moving right along…
- 55
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- It's actually, uh…
- It's a bit, kinda, higher up.
- 56
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- More in the, uh, the pube region.
- 57
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- - Mm-hmm.
- - Uh-huh.
- 58
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- Tell me if it hurts anywhere.
- 59
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- Yeah.
- 60
- 00:03:16,531 --> 00:03:18,448
- - Hmm.
- - What?
- 61
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- Ah, it's really nothing,
- 62
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- but just to be on the safe side,
- 63
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- I'm gonna order an X-ray.
- 64
- 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:30,711
- <i>♪ I can't stop, energy flowin' ♪</i>
- 65
- 00:03:30,712 --> 00:03:32,629
- <i>♪ Got to kill time ♪
- ♪ when the party keep goin' ♪</i>
- 66
- 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,589
- <i>♪ DJ spinnin' in the park like a pro and ♪</i>
- 67
- 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,550
- <i>♪ Out all night, and I don't see no end ♪</i>
- 68
- 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:38,427
- <i>♪ I can't stop full-time grindin' ♪</i>
- 69
- 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:40,804
- <i>♪ Night so good that I wanna rewind it ♪</i>
- 70
- 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,848
- <i>♪ Spendin' that money ♪
- ♪ like I don't really want it ♪</i>
- 71
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- <i>♪ Say the word "party" ♪
- ♪ and you know that we on it ♪</i>
- 72
- 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:47,477
- <i>♪ 'Cause I can't stop, ♪
- ♪ energy flowin' ♪</i>
- 73
- 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,688
- <i>♪ Used to kill time ♪
- ♪ when the pa rty keep goin' ♪</i>
- 74
- 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:51,565
- <i>♪ DJ spinnin' in the park ♪</i>
- 75
- 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:53,734
- <i>♪ Out all night and I don't see no end ♪</i>
- 76
- 00:03:53,735 --> 00:03:55,736
- <i>♪ I can't stop, full-time grindin' ♪</i>
- 77
- 00:03:55,737 --> 00:03:57,904
- <i>♪ Night so good that I wanna rewind it ♪</i>
- 78
- 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,115
- <i>♪ Spending that money ♪
- ♪ like I don't really want it ♪</i>
- 79
- 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:02,075
- <i>♪ Say the word "party" ♪
- ♪ and you know that we on it ♪</i>
- 80
- 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,161
- <i>♪ 'Cause I can't stop, energy flowin' ♪</i>
- 81
- 00:04:04,162 --> 00:04:06,372
- <i>♪ Used to kill time ♪
- ♪ when the party keep goin' ♪</i>
- 82
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- <i>♪ DJ spinnin' in the park… ♪</i>
- 83
- 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:20,887
- Hey, you always come
- into Littleneck, right?
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- 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,557
- It's the sandwich shop on Franklin?
- 85
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- Sorry. Uh, Littleneck, right?
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- Um… Yes.
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- I work there.
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- Oh, cool.
- 89
- 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,320
- You always get your sandwiches to go?
- 90
- 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,572
- - Yeah, my office is around the corner.
- - Yeah.
- 91
- 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:42,283
- Yeah, no, I recognize your headphones,
- 92
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- and you're very pretty.
- 93
- 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:54,503
- Ow.
- 94
- 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:57,590
- - I'm in the middle of a podcast.
- - Do you not like compliments?
- 95
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- We're strangers.
- 96
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- Semi-strangers.
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- I mean…
- 98
- 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,889
- I know your favorite meat is ham.
- 99
- 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,934
- - Are you a stalker?
- - No, I'm Elliot.
- 100
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- Hey.
- 101
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- Hey.
- 102
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- You know, um…
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- This is a great example
- of the dangers of podcasts.
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- What?
- 105
- 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,244
- Well, no, don't get me wrong.
- I'm sure you're learning tons,
- 106
- 00:05:26,245 --> 00:05:28,328
- you know, listening
- to Radiolab, or whatever.
- 107
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- Broadening your horizons,
- and all that, but, um…
- 108
- 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:35,585
- Now, you're missing so much
- stuff right in front of you.
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- 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,796
- You know, the, uh… The
- New York City texture.
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- New York City texture.
- 111
- 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,758
- - Yeah.
- - Does that normally work for you?
- 112
- 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,803
- - Why? You think it's a line?
- - I just think that…
- 113
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- Tinder has made you forget
- how to talk to girls in person.
- 114
- 00:05:47,849 --> 00:05:49,558
- And now, you're suffering
- due to no reception.
- 115
- 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:55,647
- Maybe.
- 116
- 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:58,276
- But last week, I met Roberto,
- an underwater welder
- 117
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- on the C train.
- 118
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- Did you know underwater welding
- is one of the world's most dangerous jobs?
- 119
- 00:06:03,323 --> 00:06:05,782
- So, you're the texture in this case, then?
- 120
- 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:08,535
- The… ham-slicing waiter?
- 121
- 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,288
- That's condescending.
- 122
- 00:06:10,289 --> 00:06:13,039
- I don't love my job either.
- 123
- 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,251
- Who said I don't love my job?
- 124
- 00:06:15,252 --> 00:06:17,295
- - I… I just thought…
- - Oh, I hate it.
- 125
- 00:06:17,296 --> 00:06:19,213
- Actually, um…
- 126
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- I'm building an app.
- 127
- 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:22,507
- Doesn't an app kind of…
- 128
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- get in the way of all the… textures?
- 129
- 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:28,222
- OK, no, that's a valid point, but, um,
- 130
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- once I explain it to you, your mind…
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- is gonna be blown, I promise.
- 132
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- - Are you not getting on?
- - No. I'm the F.
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- Guess I'll see you at Littleneck, then.
- 134
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- What's your name? Also,
- your phone number, too.
- 135
- 00:06:43,363 --> 00:06:44,655
- That would be… That would be good.
- 136
- 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:50,452
- Mia.
- 137
- 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:53,539
- Yeah. We were gonna… transfer…
- 138
- 00:07:03,258 --> 00:07:04,384
- Hey Cheryl.
- 139
- 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:06,510
- Hi.
- 140
- 00:07:09,097 --> 00:07:11,141
- How's it going?
- 141
- 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:30,160
- Fine.
- 142
- 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:44,923
- Durst's apartmentwas
- located 2 miles from where
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- the dismembered headless torso
- was initially discovered.
- 144
- 00:07:47,344 --> 00:07:49,970
- So, I met this guy.
- 145
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- Come hit this.
- 146
- 00:07:51,264 --> 00:07:53,556
- No, I'm good, thank you.
- 147
- 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,557
- We met on the subway.
- 148
- 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,062
- He actually works
- at the sandwich place near my office.
- 149
- 00:07:58,063 --> 00:08:00,106
- Awesome. Get us some free sandys
- 150
- 00:08:00,107 --> 00:08:02,524
- I can't. It was more of a…
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- interaction, I guess.
- 152
- 00:08:04,236 --> 00:08:06,071
- An interaction?
- 153
- 00:08:07,197 --> 00:08:08,989
- You know, like, talking.
- 154
- 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:13,411
- - So hot.
- - Practically coming.
- 155
- 00:08:13,412 --> 00:08:15,870
- Wait, have you even had sex
- since you moved in here with us?
- 156
- 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,081
- Never mind. You guys just…
- 157
- 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:21,127
- go back to watching The Jinx. Again.
- 158
- 00:08:21,128 --> 00:08:22,544
- Look.
- 159
- 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,171
- Tomorrow, at lunch,
- 160
- 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:26,173
- go get a sandwich, and then
- get your dick wet.
- 161
- 00:08:26,174 --> 00:08:27,675
- One-stop shopping.
- 162
- 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,430
- So, you see this shape right here?
- 163
- 00:08:32,431 --> 00:08:34,473
- - That's your pubic bone.
- - OK.
- 164
- 00:08:34,474 --> 00:08:36,475
- And you see this dark spot?
- 165
- 00:08:36,476 --> 00:08:39,894
- Uh… No, not… Not really.
- 166
- 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,480
- That's…
- 167
- 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:43,898
- a tumor.
- 168
- 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,360
- It's… It's a tumor?
- 169
- 00:08:46,361 --> 00:08:47,611
- Yes.
- 170
- 00:08:50,032 --> 00:08:52,408
- You… You mean, like, "a tumor" tumor.
- 171
- 00:08:52,409 --> 00:08:54,910
- At your age, most tumors are benign.
- 172
- 00:08:56,413 --> 00:08:59,123
- - Which means harmless.
- - Oh, I… I know, um…
- 173
- 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:00,874
- It's the malignant ones
- we need to worry about,
- 174
- 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:03,295
- which is why I'm scheduling a biopsy.
- 175
- 00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:11,343
- But I don't want you to be alarmed.
- 176
- 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,635
- Is, um…
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- 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,013
- Is Elliot working today?
- 178
- 00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:15,639
- Nah, he's out sick.
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- Business or pleasure?
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- 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:28,651
- Business.
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- 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:29,946
- I'm just gonna…
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- 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,533
- Pleasure.
- 183
- 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:35,826
- Thought so.
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- 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:04,940
- OK, um…
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- 00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:16,867
- - Ready?
- - Yeah.
- 186
- 00:10:19,913 --> 00:10:24,707
- - This is just the anesthetic, OK?
- - OK.
- 187
- 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,004
- … doubt they sent one to surrender.
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- Cassie!
- 189
- 00:10:30,966 --> 00:10:32,551
- Cass!
- 190
- 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:34,760
- Actual people. Oh, my God!
- 191
- 00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:40,142
- Welcome to Willits.
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- 00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:42,352
- Cassie!
- 193
- 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,605
- Cassie!
- 194
- 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:47,731
- Yo.
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- 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,527
- Brought you a sandwich.
- 196
- 00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:53,404
- Martin thinks you're at Burning Man,
- 197
- 00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:56,198
- even though I told him you had
- the flu and to look it up,
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- 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,451
- because Burning Man was in August.
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- I'm out.
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- 00:11:00,996 --> 00:11:02,454
- What?
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- 00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:04,415
- Wha… Yo! Let's just stay home!
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- 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:05,542
- Smoke a bowl.
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- 00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:13,715
- Do awful experiments.
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- 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,968
- It's something
- called Ewing's sarcoma.
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- 00:11:15,969 --> 00:11:18,596
- When did you find out?
- 206
- 00:11:18,597 --> 00:11:21,056
- - Well, like, officially?
- - Yeah.
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- 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:22,434
- Yesterday.
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- 00:11:26,855 --> 00:11:30,983
- Jesus Christ!
- 209
- 00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:32,235
- So what now?
- 210
- 00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:37,156
- Uh, so now, I go, and I see a specialist.
- 211
- 00:11:37,157 --> 00:11:39,533
- Oh, that's good that you're
- seeing a specialist, right?
- 212
- 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:42,244
- Isn't it impossible
- to get into a specialist?
- 213
- 00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:45,873
- Wait, how did you know to go
- to the doctor in the first place?
- 214
- 00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:48,125
- You're like a human 20 Questions, huh?
- 215
- 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:49,877
- I'm sorry.
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- 00:11:49,878 --> 00:11:51,086
- It's just…
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- 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,671
- I'm not an expert, obviously,
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- 00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:54,173
- but, um…
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- 00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:56,091
- I think I'm sick a lot of the times
- 220
- 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:57,509
- so I'm kind of a
- 221
- 00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:01,847
- WebMD superuser, and, uh
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- 00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:04,266
- you know, you… The
- sooner that you catch it,
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- 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,019
- the sooner that you start treatment,
- 224
- 00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:08,772
- - The higher the likelihood…
- - That I don't die?
- 225
- 00:12:12,234 --> 00:12:14,443
- Sorry.
- 226
- 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:15,946
- You already said that.
- 227
- 00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:20,491
- What did your parents say?
- 228
- 00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:22,284
- I haven't told them yet.
- 229
- 00:12:22,285 --> 00:12:24,537
- You haven't told your parents?
- 230
- 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:31,210
- What about your friends?
- 231
- 00:12:31,211 --> 00:12:33,713
- Why am I the first person
- that you tell this to?
- 232
- 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:37,508
- Because we're strangers, I guess.
- 233
- 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:39,051
- I thought we were semi-strangers.
- 234
- 00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:41,179
- That's… That's very good.
- 235
- 00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:43,722
- Um…
- 236
- 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:45,600
- No, I mean, just relative to the situation,
- 237
- 00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:48,727
- everybody else would've freaked out.
- 238
- 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,731
- I'm pretty freaked out.
- 239
- 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:58,862
- Yeah, me too, bro.
- 240
- 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,073
- Um…
- 241
- 00:13:01,908 --> 00:13:04,827
- I'm gonna take you out again, you know.
- 242
- 00:13:04,828 --> 00:13:07,414
- We can talk about something else.
- 243
- 00:13:08,957 --> 00:13:10,710
- Aren't you building an app?
- 244
- 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:13,043
- Sort of.
- 245
- 00:13:13,044 --> 00:13:14,253
- You said it was gonna blow my mind.
- 246
- 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:15,296
- I said that?
- 247
- 00:13:15,297 --> 00:13:17,214
- That's dumb.
- 248
- 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:19,383
- It's dumb. I shouldn't
- have said that to you.
- 249
- 00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:20,843
- Pitch it to me.
- 250
- 00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:22,595
- I'll decide. Come on.
- 251
- 00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:25,098
- I could be an investor.
- 252
- 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,227
- I don't have money, but, um…
- 253
- 00:13:30,228 --> 00:13:33,691
- I could be a… a silent partner, you know?
- 254
- 00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:37,027
- OK. Um… OK.
- 255
- 00:13:38,779 --> 00:13:40,404
- So.
- 256
- 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:41,822
- It's supposed to help your life, you know,
- 257
- 00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:43,657
- like therapy.
- 258
- 00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:47,328
- Except it's 99 cents instead
- of 200 bucks an hour.
- 259
- 00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:48,871
- OK.
- 260
- 00:13:48,872 --> 00:13:50,456
- So, what you would do is you would tell it
- 261
- 00:13:50,457 --> 00:13:54,168
- when you're feeling good or feeling bad.
- 262
- 00:13:54,169 --> 00:13:57,714
- Uh, it would notice these
- patterns, and then,
- 263
- 00:13:57,715 --> 00:14:00,966
- it sort of recognizes what it
- is that makes you happy.
- 264
- 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,427
- So what are the patterns based on, then?
- 265
- 00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:05,471
- Who you're with, you know? Uh…
- 266
- 00:14:05,472 --> 00:14:07,181
- What you're doing.
- 267
- 00:14:07,182 --> 00:14:11,602
- What about where you live
- or financial situation?
- 268
- 00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:14,063
- Yeah. No, that… That could
- definitely be a part of it.
- 269
- 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:16,733
- Or… Brain chemistry?
- 270
- 00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:19,653
- Also, if you're a girl, you're PMS-ing.
- Stuff like that?
- 271
- 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:29,870
- A guy, if you have cancer?
- 272
- 00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:32,539
- Someone got fucked.
- 273
- 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,083
- How was his cock?
- 274
- 00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:36,711
- We didn't… Just talked.
- 275
- 00:14:36,712 --> 00:14:38,797
- Oh, so another interaction?
- 276
- 00:14:38,798 --> 00:14:40,339
- Yeah.
- 277
- 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,425
- We don't believe you.
- 278
- 00:14:52,394 --> 00:14:54,395
- Hey, Lindsay?
- 279
- 00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:55,522
- Sup?
- 280
- 00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:57,775
- Can you, um…
- 281
- 00:14:58,776 --> 00:15:00,901
- Come feel my boob?
- 282
- 00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:02,486
- Uh… No.
- 283
- 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,571
- No, I… I feel a lump.
- 284
- 00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:07,618
- You're so dramatic.
- Maybe you have lumpy tits.
- 285
- 00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:33,643
- Can you please just come in and check?
- 286
- 00:15:33,644 --> 00:15:35,436
- The most effective treatment
- 287
- 00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:38,063
- tends to combine eight to ten rounds
- of chemotherapy
- 288
- 00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:39,650
- with targeted radiation.
- 289
- 00:15:40,776 --> 00:15:42,526
- I'd like to start next week.
- 290
- 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,361
- How does that sound?
- 291
- 00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:47,030
- You're like a kid-cancer doctor.
- 292
- 00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:48,908
- Sort of.
- 293
- 00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:51,326
- All right, so, aren't
- I a little bit too old for this?
- 294
- 00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:53,746
- Typically, Ewing's
- patients are younger, yes.
- 295
- 00:15:53,747 --> 00:15:56,957
- But I see people your age… I've
- seen people into their thirties.
- 296
- 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,500
- Which leads me to
- 297
- 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:01,962
- something else that we need to talk about.
- 298
- 00:16:01,963 --> 00:16:05,048
- Have you thought about banking your sperm?
- 299
- 00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,845
- Uh… What?
- 300
- 00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:11,640
- There is a change that the radiation
- affects fertility.
- 301
- 00:16:13,475 --> 00:16:16,895
- You… You want me to…
- To jerk off in a cup?
- 302
- 00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:19,062
- If you're planning on having
- children some day…
- 303
- 00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:20,857
- I don't even have a girlfriend.
- 304
- 00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:22,609
- I understand, but before treatment,
- 305
- 00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:25,069
- that's the time to do it. Just in case.
- 306
- 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:32,536
- Right.
- 307
- 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,188
- Once you're done with the sample,
- 308
- 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:45,650
- put it in the metal tray to your right.
- 309
- 00:17:45,651 --> 00:17:47,819
- There is a-magazines by the sink.
- 310
- 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:48,987
- OK, great.
- 311
- 00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:51,322
- We have all sizes and shapes.
- 312
- 00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:18,181
- Got it.
- 313
- 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,309
- Come on.
- 314
- 00:18:21,812 --> 00:18:23,689
- What's the WiFi?
- 315
- 00:18:25,649 --> 00:18:29,694
- No public WiFi!
- 316
- 00:18:29,695 --> 00:18:30,904
- Hi.
- 317
- 00:18:34,365 --> 00:18:37,785
- Wow.
- 318
- 00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:40,580
- I wanna totally pay money
- to suck your dick right now.
- 319
- 00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:43,206
- Oh, that's uh…
- 320
- 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,250
- That's very helpful. Thank you
- 321
- 00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:46,462
- You're welcome.
- 322
- 00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:51,173
- You think you wanna… talk some more?
- 323
- 00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:53,468
- I love podcasts.
- 324
- 00:18:53,469 --> 00:18:54,844
- Uh, no, more like
- 325
- 00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:56,596
- what you were saying before.
- 326
- 00:18:56,597 --> 00:18:59,264
- Oh, OK, um…
- 327
- 00:18:59,265 --> 00:19:01,726
- Your dick is so huge.
- 328
- 00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:04,937
- No, no, I feel like you're
- overcompensating for the podcast thing.
- 329
- 00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:07,774
- - Sorry.
- - It's OK.
- 330
- 00:19:07,775 --> 00:19:10,026
- Um, your dick is totally above average.
- 331
- 00:19:10,027 --> 00:19:12,235
- That's cool.
- 332
- 00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:14,740
- Sixty-third percentile.
- 333
- 00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:17,700
- Oh.
- 334
- 00:19:19,495 --> 00:19:21,537
- <i>♪ Keep me close to you ♪</i>
- 335
- 00:19:21,538 --> 00:19:23,330
- Oh, my God.
- 336
- 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,334
- <i>♪ No one's gonna love me like you do ♪</i>
- 337
- 00:19:26,335 --> 00:19:30,338
- <i>♪ No one's gonna love me like you do ♪</i>
- 338
- 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:32,341
- - <i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>
- - Ah!
- 339
- 00:19:35,719 --> 00:19:40,056
- <i>♪ Keep me out with you… ♪</i>
- 340
- 00:19:40,057 --> 00:19:41,182
- - Hi.
- - Hey.
- 341
- 00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:49,482
- Come here. Hi.
- 342
- 00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:50,608
- Do you want to come in?
- 343
- 00:19:50,609 --> 00:19:52,192
- I read about this one kid
- 344
- 00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:54,487
- who was diagnosed with stage-4 Ewing's.
- 345
- 00:19:54,488 --> 00:19:55,738
- Now he has a whole family.
- 346
- 00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,365
- Like, owns 13 car-washes.
- 347
- 00:19:57,366 --> 00:19:58,950
- Yeah, I don't…
- 348
- 00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:00,493
- I don't really want to own car-washes.
- 349
- 00:20:00,494 --> 00:20:02,663
- Point is… is that he's healthy.
- 350
- 00:20:03,664 --> 00:20:05,957
- Also, car-washes are lucrative.
- 351
- 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,292
- You know that when you find
- Ewing's this early, it's like,
- 352
- 00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,545
- 70% survival rate.
- 353
- 00:20:10,546 --> 00:20:13,214
- Yeah, but how many people get
- Ewing's in the first place?
- 354
- 00:20:14,883 --> 00:20:16,135
- One in a million.
- 355
- 00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:18,929
- All right, so, fuck statistics
- 356
- 00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:25,352
- Hey, you're being really nice.
- I'm being a dick, all right?
- 357
- 00:20:28,147 --> 00:20:32,275
- It's OK. You're allowed
- to be a dick right now.
- 358
- 00:20:32,276 --> 00:20:33,526
- Did you tell your parents?
- 359
- 00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:35,445
- Mm. They're in Jersey.
- 360
- 00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:37,447
- Oh, they don't have phones in Jersey?
- 361
- 00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:40,533
- Man, you're like obsessed
- with me telling my parents.
- 362
- 00:20:40,534 --> 00:20:42,827
- Why don't you tell your parents?
- 363
- 00:20:42,828 --> 00:20:44,746
- Parent.
- 364
- 00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:45,830
- Oh.
- 365
- 00:20:45,831 --> 00:20:47,915
- Yeah, just my mom.
- 366
- 00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:49,459
- Right, so your dad, did he…
- 367
- 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,294
- pass away, or?
- 368
- 00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:53,921
- He's not dead, technically.
- 369
- 00:20:53,922 --> 00:20:56,257
- He got two women pregnant, and uh…
- 370
- 00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:57,717
- chose the other one.
- 371
- 00:20:57,718 --> 00:21:00,720
- So, now he has four kids in Colorado.
- 372
- 00:21:00,721 --> 00:21:03,055
- Oh, what an asshole.
- 373
- 00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:05,516
- Yeah, he got me paintbrushes
- for Christmas last year.
- 374
- 00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:08,728
- Oh, that's cool. So you paint?
- 375
- 00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:11,439
- No.
- 376
- 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,608
- - …was unreliable.
- - Oh, yeah. Woah!
- 377
- 00:21:13,609 --> 00:21:15,610
- There's a dude here.
- 378
- 00:21:15,611 --> 00:21:16,736
- That's a dude!
- 379
- 00:21:16,737 --> 00:21:18,488
- Like… The dude?
- 380
- 00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:20,198
- Oh! There's a dude?
- 381
- 00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:21,991
- Let's, uh… We're gonna go to my room.
- 382
- 00:21:21,992 --> 00:21:24,327
- - Oh! OK.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 383
- 00:21:24,328 --> 00:21:26,162
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 384
- 00:21:26,163 --> 00:21:28,249
- - Bye, dude!
- - Peace out!
- 385
- 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:40,260
- So, uh, who is he?
- 386
- 00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:41,928
- Who's who?
- 387
- 00:21:41,929 --> 00:21:44,013
- Your slam piece.
- 388
- 00:21:44,014 --> 00:21:46,432
- Does he work in toothpaste
- marketing with you?
- 389
- 00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:49,018
- I don't have a slam piece.
- 390
- 00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:50,686
- You remember the toothpaste thing?
- 391
- 00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:52,272
- Yeah.
- 392
- 00:21:52,273 --> 00:21:54,482
- Never met a toothpaste marketer before.
- 393
- 00:21:54,483 --> 00:21:56,567
- Oh, please don't refer to me
- as a toothpaste marketer.
- 394
- 00:21:56,568 --> 00:21:58,070
- OK.
- 395
- 00:22:00,697 --> 00:22:02,323
- OK, if you could have…
- 396
- 00:22:02,324 --> 00:22:04,408
- any job,
- 397
- 00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:06,245
- what would it be?
- 398
- 00:22:06,246 --> 00:22:08,538
- There's not, like, one job.
- 399
- 00:22:08,539 --> 00:22:10,415
- Not even when you were little?
- 400
- 00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:13,584
- Well, um…
- 401
- 00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:16,255
- I always had this vision…
- 402
- 00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:19,507
- of going to, like, a big
- office building every day
- 403
- 00:22:19,508 --> 00:22:22,677
- and wearing a… a pantsuit
- like women on TV
- 404
- 00:22:22,678 --> 00:22:25,638
- that are important and powerful and
- 405
- 00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:26,681
- in a hurry.
- 406
- 00:22:26,682 --> 00:22:28,975
- I think that's great.
- 407
- 00:22:28,976 --> 00:22:32,019
- And, I mean, I think you
- would look great in a pantsuit.
- 408
- 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,147
- I don't know.
- 409
- 00:22:34,148 --> 00:22:35,815
- Right now, I'm just, uh,
- 410
- 00:22:35,816 --> 00:22:37,817
- putting numbers into Excel
- all day, every day
- 411
- 00:22:37,818 --> 00:22:39,819
- until my brain turns to Play-Doh.
- 412
- 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:42,864
- Or you could go be a business
- woman somewhere else.
- 413
- 00:22:42,865 --> 00:22:44,908
- Took me a year to get this job.
- 414
- 00:22:46,535 --> 00:22:50,538
- It's not that easy.
- 415
- 00:22:50,539 --> 00:22:52,790
- So…
- 416
- 00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:54,792
- If I were gonna go to Jersey,
- you know, theoretically…
- 417
- 00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:57,003
- Not theoretically. You have to go.
- 418
- 00:22:57,004 --> 00:22:58,755
- Right, um…
- 419
- 00:23:00,216 --> 00:23:01,550
- Would you…
- 420
- 00:23:03,552 --> 00:23:05,637
- Would you want to come with me?
- 421
- 00:23:06,513 --> 00:23:08,308
- - To Jersey?
- - Yeah.
- 422
- 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:12,476
- Woah…
- 423
- 00:23:12,477 --> 00:23:14,770
- Oh, no, that was weird.
- 424
- 00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:16,149
- Little bit.
- 425
- 00:23:17,108 --> 00:23:19,401
- Shit, um…
- 426
- 00:23:22,613 --> 00:23:26,909
- I'm sorry.
- 427
- 00:23:38,087 --> 00:23:39,545
- You have a beautiful home.
- 428
- 00:23:39,546 --> 00:23:40,588
- Really.
- 429
- 00:23:40,589 --> 00:23:41,964
- Thank you.
- 430
- 00:23:41,965 --> 00:23:43,966
- Furniture, decorations, it's…
- 431
- 00:23:43,967 --> 00:23:46,761
- - it's… very nice…
- - Mia, it's OK, you can relax.
- 432
- 00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:47,762
- We're pretty easy-going.
- 433
- 00:23:47,763 --> 00:23:49,764
- Cool, yeah. Me too.
- 434
- 00:23:49,765 --> 00:23:51,766
- We are glad you came out.
- 435
- 00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:54,018
- Especially since it's been…
- How long's it been?
- 436
- 00:23:54,019 --> 00:23:55,270
- - I don't know.
- - Yeah.
- 437
- 00:23:55,271 --> 00:23:57,730
- Sorry guys.
- 438
- 00:23:57,731 --> 00:24:01,068
- Elliot's not exactly forthcoming
- about the romantic chapters in his life.
- 439
- 00:24:01,069 --> 00:24:02,361
- Well, it's assuming
- most of them are paragraphs
- 440
- 00:24:02,362 --> 00:24:04,237
- not chapters, so…
- 441
- 00:24:04,238 --> 00:24:05,738
- I mean, I'd still
- like to know who he's seeing.
- 442
- 00:24:05,739 --> 00:24:07,865
- Really? Even the DTFs?
- 443
- 00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:10,202
- OK, what's a DTF?
- 444
- 00:24:10,203 --> 00:24:11,744
- You know, Down To…
- 445
- 00:24:11,745 --> 00:24:13,288
- Down To… I don't…
- 446
- 00:24:13,289 --> 00:24:14,956
- Down To Fuck!
- 447
- 00:24:14,957 --> 00:24:18,919
- - OK. Jesus, babe.
- - That's what they say now.
- 448
- 00:24:19,087 --> 00:24:22,423
- She just signed up for the Urban
- Dictionary word of the day.
- 449
- 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,259
- Hey, I know we're embarrassing, but
- 450
- 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,096
- You could participate.
- 451
- 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,639
- Uh…
- 452
- 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,184
- Everything all right?
- 453
- 00:24:35,269 --> 00:24:37,980
- Are… Are you gonna tell them?
- 454
- 00:24:39,107 --> 00:24:41,108
- Tell us what?
- 455
- 00:24:41,109 --> 00:24:42,276
- Nothing.
- 456
- 00:24:43,652 --> 00:24:45,071
- E… Elliot.
- 457
- 00:24:46,488 --> 00:24:48,281
- What's going on, Elliot?
- 458
- 00:24:48,282 --> 00:24:50,034
- Hey. Hey, hey.
- 459
- 00:24:53,704 --> 00:24:58,291
- Um…
- 460
- 00:24:58,292 --> 00:25:01,461
- It's a form of bone cancer
- localized in the pelvis.
- 461
- 00:25:01,462 --> 00:25:03,422
- What?
- 462
- 00:25:03,423 --> 00:25:05,840
- He has cancer. The cancer
- is called Ewing's sarcoma…
- 463
- 00:25:05,841 --> 00:25:08,843
- OK, stop. Stop saying cancer.
- 464
- 00:25:08,844 --> 00:25:11,138
- I… It's OK.
- 465
- 00:25:11,139 --> 00:25:13,015
- I mean, it's not… It's
- not OK, but you know,
- 466
- 00:25:13,016 --> 00:25:14,724
- it hasn't spread,
- 467
- 00:25:14,725 --> 00:25:17,019
- and he met with a specialist
- at Dalton Russet…
- 468
- 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:19,895
- All right, who the hell are you? I'm sorry.
- 469
- 00:25:19,896 --> 00:25:21,772
- I'm Mia.
- 470
- 00:25:21,773 --> 00:25:23,692
- Oh, my God.
- 471
- 00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:41,419
- Thank you for coming with me.
- 472
- 00:25:48,633 --> 00:25:52,887
- Well, I'm free tomorrow if you
- want to go back and do it again.
- 473
- 00:25:57,893 --> 00:26:02,356
- <i>♪ If love is a gun ♪
- ♪ you're my trigger, bang ♪</i>
- 474
- 00:26:06,777 --> 00:26:11,697
- <i>♪ If love's a gun ♪
- ♪ I'm better off dead ♪</i>
- 475
- 00:26:11,698 --> 00:26:14,201
- <i>♪ Bang bang ♪
- ♪ shoot shoot me down ♪</i>
- 476
- 00:26:14,202 --> 00:26:17,288
- <i>♪ I like it rough and ♪
- ♪ you like it round ♪</i>
- 477
- 00:26:17,538 --> 00:26:22,792
- <i>♪ Lying in your bed, ♪
- ♪ honey explosions in my head ♪</i>
- 478
- 00:26:22,793 --> 00:26:25,795
- <i>♪ If love's a gun you're my trigger, babe ♪</i>
- 479
- 00:26:25,796 --> 00:26:28,672
- <i>♪ If love's a gun you're my trigger, bang ♪</i>
- 480
- 00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:30,175
- <i>♪ If love's a gun… ♪</i>
- 481
- 00:26:30,176 --> 00:26:31,426
- Is this OK?
- 482
- 00:26:31,427 --> 00:26:33,386
- You're asking me?
- 483
- 00:26:33,387 --> 00:26:35,180
- Is this OK for you?
- 484
- 00:26:35,181 --> 00:26:36,765
- You kidding me? My Make-A-Wish.
- 485
- 00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:40,185
- That's not funny.
- 486
- 00:26:40,186 --> 00:26:41,521
- You laughed.
- 487
- 00:26:43,231 --> 00:26:44,773
- I meant for your pelvis.
- 488
- 00:26:47,401 --> 00:26:48,528
- Be gentle.
- 489
- 00:26:49,736 --> 00:26:52,489
- That's my preferred style anyways.
- 490
- 00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:54,825
- <i>♪ You're my trigger, bang ♪</i>
- 491
- 00:26:56,827 --> 00:26:57,912
- <i>♪ If love's a gun I'm better off dead ♪</i>
- 492
- 00:27:00,957 --> 00:27:02,416
- Wow.
- 493
- 00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:05,545
- So you are alive.
- 494
- 00:27:05,752 --> 00:27:08,214
- No, man, I'm asleep.
- 495
- 00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:13,260
- Oh. Ham and cheese girl.
- 496
- 00:27:13,261 --> 00:27:15,512
- Uh, Nico, Mia. Mia…
- 497
- 00:27:15,513 --> 00:27:18,140
- Nico.
- 498
- 00:27:18,141 --> 00:27:19,891
- I'm gonna go.
- 499
- 00:27:19,892 --> 00:27:21,809
- You could stay.
- 500
- 00:27:21,810 --> 00:27:24,312
- This is why you haven't
- answered my 400 texts, huh?
- 501
- 00:27:24,313 --> 00:27:26,565
- 'Cause you got, like, a girlfriend, now?
- 502
- 00:27:26,566 --> 00:27:29,109
- We were supposed to be single
- 'til we were 30. At least.
- 503
- 00:27:29,110 --> 00:27:31,987
- And now, you don't even tell me!
- You just disappear?
- 504
- 00:27:31,988 --> 00:27:34,781
- P.S. Martin says you're fired.
- He told me to tell you that.
- 505
- 00:27:35,992 --> 00:27:38,077
- Also, you look like shit.
- And that's me saying that.
- 506
- 00:27:40,288 --> 00:27:43,040
- Uh… Goodbye, Nico.
- 507
- 00:27:45,877 --> 00:27:50,088
- Yeah, see ya.
- 508
- 00:27:50,089 --> 00:27:51,215
- I got to, um…
- 509
- 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:54,594
- I gotta tell you something.
- 510
- 00:27:56,846 --> 00:27:58,264
- Um…
- 511
- 00:28:14,779 --> 00:28:18,951
- - I have…
- - Chlamydia? What?
- 512
- 00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:28,044
- …factoring in the difference
- in purchasing power.
- 513
- 00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:31,255
- Who are you texting, Mia?
- 514
- 00:28:40,473 --> 00:28:44,768
- Uh, no one.
- 515
- 00:29:09,794 --> 00:29:13,004
- We're having trouble
- finding any more usable veins.
- 516
- 00:29:13,005 --> 00:29:14,965
- Right, well, they could
- use the top of my hands,
- 517
- 00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:16,883
- or go in between my toes, right?
- 518
- 00:29:16,884 --> 00:29:19,427
- The priority is administering
- the chemo properly.
- 519
- 00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:20,888
- All right.
- 520
- 00:29:22,723 --> 00:29:25,016
- A port will do that.
- 521
- 00:29:25,017 --> 00:29:26,643
- No.
- 522
- 00:29:26,644 --> 00:29:29,437
- No, ports cause infection, blood clots,
- 523
- 00:29:29,438 --> 00:29:31,064
- they make it impossible to shower.
- 524
- 00:29:31,065 --> 00:29:33,358
- Mia googled it.
- 525
- 00:29:33,359 --> 00:29:34,693
- Who's Mia?
- 526
- 00:29:34,694 --> 00:29:36,444
- My girlfriend.
- 527
- 00:29:36,445 --> 00:29:38,113
- Congratulations.
- 528
- 00:29:38,114 --> 00:29:40,156
- Is she a doctor?
- 529
- 00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,908
- No, it doesn't matter, OK?
- 530
- 00:29:41,909 --> 00:29:44,286
- I don't want you to put
- a trapdoor into my body.
- 531
- 00:29:44,287 --> 00:29:46,121
- OK, I will make you a deal.
- 532
- 00:29:46,122 --> 00:29:49,500
- We try one more round of chemo VIA IV.
- 533
- 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:53,254
- If that doesn't work, then
- I have to put in a chest port.
- 534
- 00:29:54,588 --> 00:29:57,340
- Not even six months later,
- 535
- 00:29:57,341 --> 00:30:01,303
- Gacy was charged with attempting
- to molest yet another teenager.
- 536
- 00:30:01,304 --> 00:30:03,888
- Yo. You wanna watch this
- John Wayne Gacy thing with us?
- 537
- 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:05,766
- Uh, I just came for a change of clothes.
- 538
- 00:30:05,767 --> 00:30:08,811
- Just sit with us for, like,
- five minutes and relax.
- 539
- 00:30:10,646 --> 00:30:14,566
- He was charged with rape. By 1970…
- 540
- 00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:17,610
- …but he narrowly avoided
- another rape conviction.
- 541
- 00:30:17,611 --> 00:30:21,324
- Just days before the wedding,
- he imitated a police officer
- 542
- 00:30:42,345 --> 00:30:46,848
- to manipulate a boy to perform oral sex.
- 543
- 00:30:46,849 --> 00:30:49,017
- You wanna do something today?
- 544
- 00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:50,728
- No, I'm going back to Jersey.
- 545
- 00:30:50,729 --> 00:30:53,313
- Mm. I can go with you.
- 546
- 00:30:53,314 --> 00:30:55,398
- You know.
- 547
- 00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:57,068
- Whip out the old Xbox.
- 548
- 00:30:57,401 --> 00:30:58,903
- I'm going with Mia. Thanks, though.
- 549
- 00:31:01,530 --> 00:31:03,658
- Yeah. Cool.
- 550
- 00:31:09,163 --> 00:31:12,123
- <i>♪ Baby, I can't sleep ♪</i>
- 551
- 00:31:12,124 --> 00:31:15,293
- This is a tiny bit weird, isn't it?
- 552
- 00:31:15,294 --> 00:31:16,420
- A little bit.
- 553
- 00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:21,007
- Oh, you do that way too naturally.
- 554
- 00:31:21,008 --> 00:31:22,718
- Thanks, mom.
- 555
- 00:31:22,719 --> 00:31:24,220
- That was not a compliment.
- 556
- 00:31:26,263 --> 00:31:27,555
- Medicinal shit's potent!
- 557
- 00:31:27,556 --> 00:31:29,058
- It's not medicinal.
- 558
- 00:31:39,485 --> 00:31:40,779
- Oh!
- 559
- 00:31:43,615 --> 00:31:45,907
- - Mmm.
- - Damn, mom.
- 560
- 00:31:45,908 --> 00:31:48,159
- Why do you sound so shocked?
- 561
- 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,245
- You, like, rap on the side, too?
- 562
- 00:31:50,246 --> 00:31:52,706
- - Just a little bit.
- - It's a stereotype, Elliot.
- 563
- 00:31:52,707 --> 00:31:54,625
- I just wish I knew
- that in high school, you know.
- 564
- 00:31:54,626 --> 00:31:56,251
- I wouldn't have spent
- all that money on Visine.
- 565
- 00:31:56,252 --> 00:31:57,544
- We knew you were high.
- 566
- 00:31:57,545 --> 00:31:58,671
- You did?
- 567
- 00:31:58,672 --> 00:32:01,214
- - Oh!
- - Of course!
- 568
- 00:32:01,215 --> 00:32:04,301
- It's too many revelations in one day!
- I can't!
- 569
- 00:32:05,469 --> 00:32:08,012
- You see, Mia.
- 570
- 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:09,431
- We're bonding as a family.
- 571
- 00:32:09,432 --> 00:32:10,600
- Mm-hmm.
- 572
- 00:32:13,687 --> 00:32:16,020
- Man, you guys are…
- 573
- 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,231
- awesome.
- 574
- 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:23,445
- Really cool.
- 575
- 00:32:23,446 --> 00:32:24,655
- - Good, right?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 576
- 00:32:24,656 --> 00:32:26,448
- Really good look. Mm-hmm.
- 577
- 00:32:26,449 --> 00:32:27,909
- I want you to do it.
- 578
- 00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:30,952
- What?
- 579
- 00:32:30,953 --> 00:32:33,037
- Yeah, just gimme… Gimme like a fade.
- 580
- 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,708
- - What the heck is a fade?
- - Give me a flattop.
- 581
- 00:32:35,709 --> 00:32:37,333
- - I'm too high.
- - I'm too high, too.
- 582
- 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:39,461
- Just do whatever you want to do.
- 583
- 00:32:39,462 --> 00:32:41,172
- This is a very big thing.
- 584
- 00:32:43,007 --> 00:32:46,802
- I trust you.
- 585
- 00:32:46,803 --> 00:32:47,803
- OK.
- 586
- 00:32:47,804 --> 00:32:48,930
- Yeah?
- 587
- 00:32:50,306 --> 00:32:52,265
- - OK, I'll do it.
- - OK.
- 588
- 00:32:52,266 --> 00:32:54,268
- - Boy, oh boy.
- - OK.
- 589
- 00:32:55,352 --> 00:32:57,061
- All right. One…
- 590
- 00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:58,189
- Two…
- 591
- 00:32:59,148 --> 00:33:00,232
- Three…
- 592
- 00:33:05,572 --> 00:33:08,407
- How is it?
- 593
- 00:33:14,581 --> 00:33:20,168
- Wait, are you… Are you still
- gonna be attracted to me?
- 594
- 00:33:20,169 --> 00:33:24,464
- I don't wanna have to go back to my stupid
- fluorescent cubicle tomorrow.
- 595
- 00:33:24,465 --> 00:33:26,675
- You should call in sick.
- 596
- 00:33:26,676 --> 00:33:29,093
- I used all my sick days.
- 597
- 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:30,304
- Oh.
- 598
- 00:33:31,848 --> 00:33:33,808
- Come here.
- 599
- 00:33:34,475 --> 00:33:35,476
- - Why?
- - Come here.
- 600
- 00:33:38,813 --> 00:33:41,148
- Ah!
- 601
- 00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:52,868
- Now you got all my germs.
- You can't go.
- 602
- 00:33:52,869 --> 00:33:54,829
- Can I tell you something?
- 603
- 00:33:58,959 --> 00:34:03,086
- Yeah.
- 604
- 00:34:03,087 --> 00:34:04,296
- I love you.
- 605
- 00:34:07,717 --> 00:34:11,513
- I love you.
- 606
- 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:17,811
- I'm really in love with you.
- 607
- 00:34:22,398 --> 00:34:24,483
- Mia!
- 608
- 00:34:24,484 --> 00:34:28,403
- Your work this last month
- has been unacceptable.
- 609
- 00:34:28,404 --> 00:34:30,781
- You're late, you're distracted,
- 610
- 00:34:30,782 --> 00:34:34,283
- you're negligent. You know, I had
- to resend the Nissan deck,
- 611
- 00:34:34,284 --> 00:34:38,079
- because you didn't notice
- that the CMO's name was misspelled.
- 612
- 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,291
- - I'm sorry. I just…
- - Do you want to keep this job?
- 613
- 00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:42,751
- Of course.
- 614
- 00:34:42,752 --> 00:34:44,419
- Then don't give me an excuse.
- 615
- 00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:47,338
- Just make sure that this
- laziness or apathy or
- 616
- 00:34:47,339 --> 00:34:50,383
- - whatever it is disappears.
- - OK.
- 617
- 00:34:50,384 --> 00:34:52,261
- There's not gonna be another warning.
- 618
- 00:34:53,597 --> 00:34:55,639
- Oh, and clean yourself up.
- 619
- 00:34:56,850 --> 00:34:58,183
- You look like you just stumbled
- out of a Bushwick commune.
- 620
- 00:35:01,021 --> 00:35:02,438
- I'm not lazy.
- 621
- 00:35:02,439 --> 00:35:04,188
- You know that I'm not lazy.
- 622
- 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,107
- I took a six a.m. train from Jersey,
- 623
- 00:35:06,108 --> 00:35:08,777
- - because my boyfriend is sick…
- - Oh!
- 624
- 00:35:08,778 --> 00:35:10,070
- Boyfriend drama
- 625
- 00:35:10,071 --> 00:35:12,072
- is an excuse.
- 626
- 00:35:12,073 --> 00:35:13,616
- Fuck you.
- 627
- 00:35:13,617 --> 00:35:16,242
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 628
- 00:35:16,243 --> 00:35:18,621
- Fuck you! You think that you
- can talk to me like this?
- 629
- 00:35:18,622 --> 00:35:20,831
- Like I'm not a fucking person?
- 630
- 00:35:20,832 --> 00:35:23,667
- And you were the one that misspell
- the CMO's last name,
- 631
- 00:35:23,668 --> 00:35:26,252
- because you spell
- like a fucking first-grader.
- 632
- 00:35:26,253 --> 00:35:27,756
- Get out.
- 633
- 00:35:47,859 --> 00:35:52,030
- See ya later, alligator. Fucking A.
- 634
- 00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:09,171
- Same haircut.
- 635
- 00:36:11,758 --> 00:36:15,595
- The tumor isn't responding
- to the treatment.
- 636
- 00:36:20,809 --> 00:36:25,186
- I know that isn't an easy thing to hear.
- 637
- 00:36:25,187 --> 00:36:27,356
- Well, I mean, there's…
- 638
- 00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:31,275
- There's trials on, um, gemcetabine
- combined with docetaxel…
- 639
- 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:34,071
- Trials are not a viable
- option at this point.
- 640
- 00:36:34,072 --> 00:36:37,408
- Could you have enrolled him in one earlier?
- 641
- 00:36:37,409 --> 00:36:38,909
- We have to operate.
- 642
- 00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:40,494
- Before the tumor metastasizes.
- 643
- 00:36:40,495 --> 00:36:41,662
- Could you have put him in one or not?
- 644
- 00:36:41,663 --> 00:36:44,331
- Could we just listen, Mia?
- 645
- 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:47,459
- It feels like I know more about Ewing's
- than everyone in this fucking hospital…
- 646
- 00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:49,420
- All right, well, you
- don't, so stop talking.
- 647
- 00:36:49,421 --> 00:36:52,423
- Normally, these discussions
- are held in private.
- 648
- 00:36:52,424 --> 00:36:54,007
- You're doing me a favor?
- 649
- 00:36:54,008 --> 00:36:56,885
- Me being here is a favor?
- 650
- 00:36:56,886 --> 00:36:58,471
- Um…
- 651
- 00:36:59,723 --> 00:37:02,142
- How often does the surgery work?
- 652
- 00:37:11,276 --> 00:37:15,988
- About 20% of the time.
- 653
- 00:37:15,989 --> 00:37:17,699
- Do you want to just keep walking?
- 654
- 00:37:20,034 --> 00:37:23,996
- I'm too cold.
- 655
- 00:37:23,997 --> 00:37:25,123
- Hey!
- 656
- 00:37:27,584 --> 00:37:29,626
- Hey, you know, you could apologize!
- 657
- 00:37:29,627 --> 00:37:30,961
- Hey, fucking asshole!
- 658
- 00:37:30,962 --> 00:37:33,213
- Hey, stop.
- 659
- 00:37:33,214 --> 00:37:36,300
- Hey, I hope you choke on your beard,
- you cock-sucking little bitch!
- 660
- 00:37:36,301 --> 00:37:38,594
- The fuck are you looking at?
- 661
- 00:37:38,595 --> 00:37:39,845
- Go back to your iPhones, cunts!
- 662
- 00:37:39,846 --> 00:37:41,138
- Fuck!
- 663
- 00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:43,182
- Just calm down, OK?
- 664
- 00:37:43,183 --> 00:37:45,058
- People are looking at me like I'm
- handicapped or something!
- 665
- 00:37:45,059 --> 00:37:48,563
- Because you're yelling
- mean things to people!
- 666
- 00:37:49,647 --> 00:37:52,065
- Why are you so nice to me, huh?
- 667
- 00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:55,527
- I'm ruining your life! You lost your job!
- 668
- 00:37:55,528 --> 00:37:57,321
- - Because of me!
- - I quit my job!
- 669
- 00:37:57,322 --> 00:37:59,948
- Leave! Before this gets worse!
- I'm serious, leave!
- 670
- 00:37:59,949 --> 00:38:01,450
- I'm not going anywhere, Elliot!
- 671
- 00:38:01,451 --> 00:38:02,951
- - You got it?
- - Please leave!
- 672
- 00:38:02,952 --> 00:38:04,828
- - Stop! Stop!
- - Please leave.
- 673
- 00:38:04,829 --> 00:38:05,996
- Listen to me.
- 674
- 00:38:05,997 --> 00:38:07,916
- I'm not going anywhere.
- 675
- 00:38:17,259 --> 00:38:21,554
- OK?
- 676
- 00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:23,807
- I don't wanna die.
- 677
- 00:38:57,340 --> 00:39:02,094
- Ah!
- 678
- 00:39:02,095 --> 00:39:05,597
- <i>♪ Livin' in an obscene dream ♪</i>
- 679
- 00:39:05,598 --> 00:39:09,311
- <i>♪ Looking for the real thing ♪</i>
- 680
- 00:39:10,937 --> 00:39:13,523
- <i>♪ Livin' in an obscene dream ♪</i>
- 681
- 00:39:15,108 --> 00:39:17,151
- There you go.
- 682
- 00:39:17,152 --> 00:39:19,778
- - You gotta do it.
- - No, no. I don't want to go to jail.
- 683
- 00:39:19,779 --> 00:39:22,283
- Fuck the pigs!
- 684
- 00:39:22,448 --> 00:39:26,743
- <i>♪ Note to self, the world ♪
- ♪ is closing in all around you ♪</i>
- 685
- 00:39:26,744 --> 00:39:28,247
- What are you doing?
- 686
- 00:39:29,581 --> 00:39:31,582
- How long have they been in your closet for?
- 687
- 00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:33,375
- It's not important.
- 688
- 00:39:33,376 --> 00:39:34,793
- Well, what if they've gone bad?
- 689
- 00:39:34,794 --> 00:39:36,296
- Drugs aren't like milk.
- 690
- 00:39:36,297 --> 00:39:37,547
- Elliot, this could be bad for your body.
- 691
- 00:39:38,215 --> 00:39:39,216
- That's the point, Mia.
- 692
- 00:39:50,101 --> 00:39:54,980
- OK, hold on.
- 693
- 00:39:54,981 --> 00:39:57,399
- Actually, the top
- five results are all saying
- 694
- 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,694
- that there's a possible connection
- between ecstasy and curing cancer.
- 695
- 00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:02,447
- That's great, 'cause I already took mine.
- 696
- 00:40:04,158 --> 00:40:08,493
- - What?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 697
- 00:40:08,494 --> 00:40:11,039
- Maybe I'll be cured.
- 698
- 00:40:18,046 --> 00:40:19,340
- You're so soft. How'd you get so soft?
- 699
- 00:40:39,651 --> 00:40:44,655
- Elliot, look at me.
- 700
- 00:40:44,656 --> 00:40:46,907
- My girlfriend and I, we think
- you're very beautiful.
- 701
- 00:40:46,908 --> 00:40:48,993
- I absolutely love your shoes.
- 702
- 00:40:50,036 --> 00:40:51,788
- Um…
- 703
- 00:41:01,048 --> 00:41:05,592
- I think… that your lips are just…
- kissable.
- 704
- 00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:06,928
- I like your nose ring.
- 705
- 00:41:07,929 --> 00:41:09,472
- I was born with it.
- 706
- 00:41:41,088 --> 00:41:46,218
- That's the… bed.
- 707
- 00:42:06,321 --> 00:42:10,034
- <i>♪ It's raining, it's raining ♪
- ♪ I wish that it was sunny out ♪</i>
- 708
- 00:42:11,868 --> 00:42:14,246
- <i>♪ It's chilly, so chilly I wish ♪
- ♪ that it was summertime again ♪</i>
- 709
- 00:42:16,165 --> 00:42:18,417
- <i>♪ So dear ♪</i>
- 710
- 00:42:20,169 --> 00:42:22,462
- <i>♪ We're laughing ♪
- ♪ and grooving and surfing… ♪</i>
- 711
- 00:42:22,463 --> 00:42:24,505
- It's cool, you know?
- 712
- 00:42:24,506 --> 00:42:26,466
- You look like Jason Statham now.
- 713
- 00:42:26,467 --> 00:42:27,716
- Who is that again?
- 714
- 00:42:27,717 --> 00:42:29,343
- The bald guy from, uh…
- 715
- 00:42:29,344 --> 00:42:30,511
- I actually don't know what he's from.
- 716
- 00:42:30,512 --> 00:42:32,013
- Movies about cars that blow up.
- 717
- 00:42:32,014 --> 00:42:34,057
- - Point is: I'd hit it.
- - Thank you.
- 718
- 00:42:34,058 --> 00:42:35,599
- I am hitting it.
- 719
- 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,185
- When my cancer dick works.
- 720
- 00:42:37,186 --> 00:42:39,187
- I think your cancer penis works so great.
- 721
- 00:42:39,188 --> 00:42:40,730
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 722
- 00:42:42,316 --> 00:42:43,983
- Look, don't you have any friends for me?
- 723
- 00:42:43,984 --> 00:42:45,650
- I mean, my regular dick works great.
- 724
- 00:42:45,651 --> 00:42:49,072
- I mean, my roommates.
- 725
- 00:42:49,073 --> 00:42:50,531
- Yep, they're obsessed with murder.
- 726
- 00:42:50,532 --> 00:42:51,615
- Uh, anyone else?
- 727
- 00:42:51,616 --> 00:42:54,161
- No, not really.
- 728
- 00:42:54,536 --> 00:42:57,372
- Right, 'cause you're too busy claiming
- Elliot for yourself all the time.
- 729
- 00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:00,959
- This naan is bomb.
- 730
- 00:43:03,795 --> 00:43:05,587
- Should have it at my funeral.
- 731
- 00:43:05,588 --> 00:43:08,049
- - What?
- - You should order Indian food, you know,
- 732
- 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,092
- for my funeral.
- 733
- 00:43:09,093 --> 00:43:11,552
- Don't say shit like that.
- 734
- 00:43:11,553 --> 00:43:14,180
- I just mean, I don't want it to be
- all somber and quiet, you know?
- 735
- 00:43:14,181 --> 00:43:15,306
- I want people to have fun.
- 736
- 00:43:15,307 --> 00:43:16,890
- Wear real clothes
- 737
- 00:43:16,891 --> 00:43:19,851
- and get fucked up and only listen to Kanye.
- 738
- 00:43:19,852 --> 00:43:22,231
- Your surgery is gonna go great.
- 739
- 00:43:23,899 --> 00:43:26,568
- And then, we'll do whatever you want.
- 740
- 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:55,804
- - OK?
- - Yeah. What she said.
- 741
- 00:43:55,805 --> 00:43:56,932
- Hey, Mia.
- 742
- 00:43:59,476 --> 00:44:03,437
- Mm-hmm.
- 743
- 00:44:03,438 --> 00:44:05,274
- Will you marry me?
- 744
- 00:44:07,151 --> 00:44:08,902
- Wh… What?
- 745
- 00:44:10,362 --> 00:44:12,030
- I just wanna know that I married you.
- 746
- 00:44:14,616 --> 00:44:16,909
- You're the best.
- 747
- 00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:18,953
- You're the most beautiful
- 748
- 00:44:18,954 --> 00:44:20,829
- and the kindest.
- 749
- 00:44:20,830 --> 00:44:21,957
- Yes.
- 750
- 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:26,460
- - Yeah?
- - Yes! Fuck yes!
- 751
- 00:44:26,461 --> 00:44:28,337
- Yes? I don't have a…
- 752
- 00:44:28,338 --> 00:44:30,548
- - I don't have a ring, or…
- - I don't care.
- 753
- 00:44:30,549 --> 00:44:32,426
- I don't care.
- 754
- 00:44:34,677 --> 00:44:36,387
- To love and to hold
- 755
- 00:44:36,388 --> 00:44:38,973
- from this day forward
- 756
- 00:44:38,974 --> 00:44:41,310
- as long as we both shall live.
- 757
- 00:44:42,436 --> 00:44:44,354
- With this ring, I thee wed.
- 758
- 00:44:46,607 --> 00:44:48,483
- With this ring,
- 759
- 00:44:57,201 --> 00:45:01,496
- I thee wed.
- 760
- 00:45:35,656 --> 00:45:37,157
- Do you want to split Funyuns?
- 761
- 00:45:38,825 --> 00:45:39,952
- I'm not hungry.
- 762
- 00:45:43,538 --> 00:45:47,291
- Me neither.
- 763
- 00:45:47,292 --> 00:45:49,085
- I didn't mean to take him away from you
- 764
- 00:45:49,086 --> 00:45:51,295
- these past couple months.
- 765
- 00:45:51,296 --> 00:45:52,505
- He talks about you a lot.
- 766
- 00:45:52,506 --> 00:45:53,632
- Don't do that.
- 767
- 00:45:56,426 --> 00:46:00,429
- We, um…
- 768
- 00:46:00,430 --> 00:46:01,556
- We got married.
- 769
- 00:46:03,141 --> 00:46:04,268
- What?
- 770
- 00:46:05,394 --> 00:46:06,852
- We got married.
- 771
- 00:46:06,853 --> 00:46:07,980
- You got married?
- 772
- 00:46:09,356 --> 00:46:10,439
- Yeah.
- 773
- 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,899
- That's fucking crazy.
- 774
- 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:13,359
- Why? What's the point?
- 775
- 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,653
- Why do we need a point?
- 776
- 00:46:15,779 --> 00:46:17,655
- To get married?
- 777
- 00:46:17,656 --> 00:46:19,865
- Seems like you really thought it through.
- 778
- 00:46:19,866 --> 00:46:21,659
- We wanted to do it, so we did.
- 779
- 00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:23,745
- I'm sorry that that pisses you off so much.
- 780
- 00:46:23,746 --> 00:46:25,247
- What did Paul and Rebecca say?
- 781
- 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,582
- We were in a park,
- 782
- 00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:31,086
- sitting on a bench, and he asked.
- 783
- 00:46:32,212 --> 00:46:34,463
- Did you wear a dress?
- 784
- 00:46:34,464 --> 00:46:36,299
- Jeans.
- 785
- 00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:38,592
- Hmm. And Elliot?
- 786
- 00:46:38,593 --> 00:46:40,177
- Also jeans.
- 787
- 00:46:40,178 --> 00:46:42,263
- Good. He's cute in jeans.
- 788
- 00:46:42,264 --> 00:46:44,558
- Oh, my God. That was such
- a stupid thing to say.
- 789
- 00:46:46,351 --> 00:46:48,227
- That's not. He does.
- 790
- 00:46:48,228 --> 00:46:49,979
- I wish we could've been there.
- 791
- 00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,106
- I know.
- 792
- 00:46:52,107 --> 00:46:54,568
- I'm sorry.
- 793
- 00:46:57,654 --> 00:47:01,907
- It was just like a… you
- know, a shotgun wedding.
- 794
- 00:47:01,908 --> 00:47:04,368
- Honey, are you pregnant?
- 795
- 00:47:04,369 --> 00:47:06,871
- What? No. No, no.
- 796
- 00:47:06,872 --> 00:47:08,289
- No, I'm not.
- 797
- 00:47:08,290 --> 00:47:09,457
- Oh, my God. You're pregnant.
- 798
- 00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:10,624
- Holy fucking shit.
- 799
- 00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,251
- Oh, no. No, I… I promise.
- 800
- 00:47:12,252 --> 00:47:13,919
- I am not… definitely not pregnant.
- 801
- 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,004
- Really.
- 802
- 00:47:15,005 --> 00:47:16,339
- I'm sorry.
- 803
- 00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:18,591
- - Then wh…
- - So, you meant, uh…
- 804
- 00:47:18,592 --> 00:47:19,592
- What?
- 805
- 00:47:19,593 --> 00:47:22,137
- Um, I just meant like…
- 806
- 00:47:23,472 --> 00:47:26,099
- It felt like a… a ticking clock.
- 807
- 00:47:52,501 --> 00:47:57,172
- You know?
- 808
- 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,853
- <i>♪ I will pick your clothes ♪
- ♪ up in the morning ♪</i>
- 809
- 00:48:16,358 --> 00:48:18,611
- <i>♪ I will put the coffee by the bed ♪</i>
- 810
- 00:48:21,781 --> 00:48:24,658
- <i>♪ Baby, don't you want me ♪
- ♪ to bring you those drugs? ♪</i>
- 811
- 00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:30,080
- <i>♪ Baby, don't you want me ♪
- ♪ to bring you those drugs? ♪</i>
- 812
- 00:48:33,626 --> 00:48:35,919
- <i>♪ To every pull there is a pusher ♪</i>
- 813
- 00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:42,383
- <i>♪ To get you right back ♪
- ♪ where you started from ♪</i>
- 814
- 00:48:42,384 --> 00:48:43,510
- Hey.
- 815
- 00:48:45,345 --> 00:48:46,596
- Hey.
- 816
- 00:48:46,597 --> 00:48:48,139
- Hi.
- 817
- 00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:49,974
- Will you talk to me?
- 818
- 00:48:49,975 --> 00:48:51,268
- I'm… I'm excited.
- 819
- 00:48:52,770 --> 00:48:56,063
- You might change your mind
- once you meet her.
- 820
- 00:48:56,064 --> 00:48:58,817
- You've done everything for me, right?
- 821
- 00:48:58,818 --> 00:49:00,653
- We can spend a weekend with your mom.
- 822
- 00:49:02,028 --> 00:49:03,321
- She's my mom, too, now.
- 823
- 00:49:09,202 --> 00:49:13,415
- I am so sorry about that.
- 824
- 00:49:21,591 --> 00:49:24,843
- Oh, my baby, baby, baby.
- 825
- 00:49:24,844 --> 00:49:27,679
- Finally coming to see me.
- 826
- 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,681
- Look at you.
- 827
- 00:49:29,682 --> 00:49:31,182
- This is Elliot.
- 828
- 00:49:31,183 --> 00:49:32,475
- Hi, it's so nice to meet you, Mom.
- 829
- 00:49:32,476 --> 00:49:33,852
- Come here. Hey.
- 830
- 00:49:33,853 --> 00:49:35,854
- Mom. That's funny.
- 831
- 00:49:35,855 --> 00:49:36,855
- That's a good one.
- 832
- 00:49:36,856 --> 00:49:38,022
- Hey. Blake.
- 833
- 00:49:38,023 --> 00:49:39,566
- Oh.
- 834
- 00:49:39,567 --> 00:49:41,025
- - I've heard so much about you.
- - Yes.
- 835
- 00:49:41,026 --> 00:49:42,026
- - Elliot.
- - Blake.
- 836
- 00:49:42,027 --> 00:49:43,277
- Hey.
- 837
- 00:49:43,278 --> 00:49:45,112
- Two beautiful Wolfensparker women.
- 838
- 00:49:45,113 --> 00:49:46,865
- - Oh, yeah.
- - How lucky are we? Right?
- 839
- 00:49:46,866 --> 00:49:49,408
- Actually, I changed my name.
- 840
- 00:49:49,409 --> 00:49:50,993
- To what?
- 841
- 00:49:50,994 --> 00:49:52,580
- To Elliot's last name, Baker.
- 842
- 00:49:55,165 --> 00:49:56,791
- - That's…
- - Hey, you know what?
- 843
- 00:49:56,792 --> 00:49:58,250
- - Um, Mia, give me your bag…
- - Oh, thank you.
- 844
- 00:49:58,251 --> 00:49:59,544
- - Elliot…
- - Thank you. Yeah.
- 845
- 00:49:59,545 --> 00:50:01,462
- One more, one more.
- 846
- 00:50:01,463 --> 00:50:03,715
- - Let's have a drink, right?
- - Yes.
- 847
- 00:50:03,716 --> 00:50:04,966
- - How's it going?
- - Look at you. You look so beautiful.
- 848
- 00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:06,718
- - Hi. Yeah.
- - Isn't he great?
- 849
- 00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,720
- He's cute isn't he? Blake?
- 850
- 00:50:08,721 --> 00:50:10,722
- Oh, my God. Look at you.
- 851
- 00:50:10,723 --> 00:50:13,767
- Why did she have to put
- the braces pictures in here?
- 852
- 00:50:13,768 --> 00:50:16,645
- - I think pink's cute.
- - Yeah, but I had them until the 11th grade.
- 853
- 00:50:16,646 --> 00:50:18,647
- That wouldn't have stopped me.
- 854
- 00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:19,731
- Definitely would have.
- 855
- 00:50:19,732 --> 00:50:21,273
- How do you know?
- 856
- 00:50:21,274 --> 00:50:25,402
- Because… I kissed 3 boys in high school.
- 857
- 00:50:25,403 --> 00:50:26,780
- Two felt me up.
- 858
- 00:50:26,781 --> 00:50:28,239
- One fingered me.
- 859
- 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,116
- And that is it.
- 860
- 00:50:31,494 --> 00:50:33,161
- And when did you lose your virginity?
- 861
- 00:50:34,454 --> 00:50:35,664
- Oh.
- 862
- 00:50:35,665 --> 00:50:37,206
- Um.
- 863
- 00:50:37,207 --> 00:50:40,042
- First semester, sophomore year of college.
- 864
- 00:50:40,043 --> 00:50:41,586
- And who was he?
- 865
- 00:50:41,587 --> 00:50:43,713
- And was it serious or…
- 866
- 00:50:43,714 --> 00:50:46,257
- Zach Mancuso.
- 867
- 00:50:46,258 --> 00:50:48,010
- I called him, "Ginger Zach."
- 868
- 00:50:49,804 --> 00:50:51,930
- We had sex three and a half times.
- 869
- 00:50:51,931 --> 00:50:53,558
- He sounds like a stud.
- 870
- 00:50:55,267 --> 00:50:56,894
- Yeah. Real stud.
- 871
- 00:51:05,570 --> 00:51:08,488
- It's kind of weird that we haven't
- talked about this stuff.
- 872
- 00:51:08,489 --> 00:51:09,614
- We're talking about it now.
- 873
- 00:51:09,615 --> 00:51:11,032
- Yeah.
- 874
- 00:51:11,033 --> 00:51:12,785
- It just seems kind of backwards.
- 875
- 00:51:14,286 --> 00:51:16,287
- So, who was yours?
- 876
- 00:51:16,288 --> 00:51:19,206
- Um… Tanya Wasserman.
- 877
- 00:51:19,207 --> 00:51:22,043
- Guessing not sophomore year of college.
- 878
- 00:51:22,044 --> 00:51:24,253
- It was freshman year.
- 879
- 00:51:24,254 --> 00:51:26,256
- OK, so both late bloomers.
- 880
- 00:51:27,842 --> 00:51:32,053
- It was freshman year of high school.
- 881
- 00:51:32,054 --> 00:51:35,766
- You've had five more sex years than me.
- 882
- 00:51:42,105 --> 00:51:46,484
- Yeah. So what?
- 883
- 00:51:46,485 --> 00:51:47,903
- So, what's your number?
- 884
- 00:51:49,071 --> 00:51:50,989
- My number?
- 885
- 00:51:50,990 --> 00:51:51,990
- Yeah.
- 886
- 00:51:51,991 --> 00:51:53,116
- Your number.
- 887
- 00:51:54,744 --> 00:51:57,787
- Um… 12.
- 888
- 00:51:57,788 --> 00:51:59,247
- I've had sex with four people.
- 889
- 00:52:00,290 --> 00:52:01,625
- Including you.
- 890
- 00:52:01,626 --> 00:52:03,376
- Including Vanessa.
- 891
- 00:52:03,377 --> 00:52:04,586
- With Vanessa?
- 892
- 00:52:04,587 --> 00:52:06,546
- The girl from the threesome.
- 893
- 00:52:06,547 --> 00:52:07,714
- What? You didn't count her?
- 894
- 00:52:07,715 --> 00:52:08,841
- That doesn't matter now.
- 895
- 00:52:10,509 --> 00:52:12,052
- So, 13 girls.
- 896
- 00:52:12,053 --> 00:52:14,764
- Who cares, huh?
- 897
- 00:52:16,557 --> 00:52:21,310
- You're the only one I even look at now
- 898
- 00:52:21,311 --> 00:52:24,188
- - You okay?
- - Yeah, thank you.
- 899
- 00:52:24,189 --> 00:52:26,566
- So, I run the grounds
- crew at the stadium.
- 900
- 00:52:26,567 --> 00:52:29,318
- OK, so basically, I, um…
- I plant the grass.
- 901
- 00:52:29,319 --> 00:52:31,195
- And then I water the grass.
- 902
- 00:52:31,196 --> 00:52:34,491
- And then, I replace the grass.
- 903
- 00:52:34,492 --> 00:52:36,368
- But that's probably
- a whole more about grass
- 904
- 00:52:36,369 --> 00:52:37,869
- that you don't want to hear about, right?
- 905
- 00:52:37,870 --> 00:52:39,663
- But I do get to watch a lot of baseball.
- 906
- 00:52:39,664 --> 00:52:41,205
- - Oh, that's so cool.
- - Right?
- 907
- 00:52:41,206 --> 00:52:42,624
- - Yeah.
- - What do you do, Elliot?
- 908
- 00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,042
- Um.
- 909
- 00:52:44,043 --> 00:52:45,835
- I'm just taking some classes right now.
- 910
- 00:52:45,836 --> 00:52:47,545
- Just getting back on his feet.
- 911
- 00:52:47,546 --> 00:52:48,630
- Yeah. I'm on… I'm on my feet.
- 912
- 00:52:48,631 --> 00:52:50,340
- Um…
- 913
- 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:51,925
- But, yeah, I'm… I'm learning how to code.
- 914
- 00:52:51,926 --> 00:52:53,927
- And I wanna design apps.
- 915
- 00:52:53,928 --> 00:52:56,137
- You know, that's the goal.
- At least it's something.
- 916
- 00:52:56,138 --> 00:52:58,263
- And what about the cancer?
- 917
- 00:52:58,264 --> 00:53:00,809
- I mean, are you going to the doctor?
- 918
- 00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:02,519
- - You get check-ups?
- - Yeah.
- 919
- 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,521
- Yeah. It's every six months.
- 920
- 00:53:04,522 --> 00:53:05,814
- That's really brave of you, Elliot.
- 921
- 00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:07,065
- I don't know how you do it.
- 922
- 00:53:07,066 --> 00:53:08,441
- I don't know about brave.
- 923
- 00:53:08,442 --> 00:53:10,777
- You know, I never had any choice.
- 924
- 00:53:10,778 --> 00:53:13,947
- He is brave. Very, very brave.
- 925
- 00:53:13,948 --> 00:53:15,740
- Getting married. Now that's brave.
- 926
- 00:53:17,410 --> 00:53:20,202
- Well, we're in love, so…
- 927
- 00:53:20,203 --> 00:53:21,705
- it seems right.
- 928
- 00:53:21,706 --> 00:53:22,789
- Well, it's right right now.
- 929
- 00:53:22,790 --> 00:53:23,832
- Hey, come on.
- 930
- 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,249
- Mom.
- 931
- 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:27,251
- Hey, I've been married twice.
- 932
- 00:53:27,252 --> 00:53:28,712
- So, clearly, you know
- what you're talking about.
- 933
- 00:53:32,466 --> 00:53:34,926
- Um, how'd you two meet?
- 934
- 00:53:34,927 --> 00:53:37,554
- - Well, we, uh…
- - It's… you could tell 'em.
- 935
- 00:53:37,555 --> 00:53:39,681
- - It's kind of random.
- - Online. Online, actually.
- 936
- 00:53:39,682 --> 00:53:41,975
- - An app.
- - Oh. Oh, it's very modern of you.
- 937
- 00:53:41,976 --> 00:53:43,436
- - Yeah.
- - So modern.
- 938
- 00:53:44,854 --> 00:53:46,312
- Which, uh… which one?
- 939
- 00:53:46,313 --> 00:53:47,689
- Bagel Meets Bagel.
- 940
- 00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:49,399
- I thought it was a Jew thing.
- 941
- 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,736
- Turns out, non-denominational.
- 942
- 00:54:04,874 --> 00:54:09,170
- Maybe you can work for them, huh?
- 943
- 00:54:10,296 --> 00:54:14,674
- You OK?
- 944
- 00:54:14,675 --> 00:54:15,968
- You wanna talk about it?
- 945
- 00:54:19,221 --> 00:54:23,558
- Mm-mmm.
- 946
- 00:54:23,559 --> 00:54:25,603
- Yeah, 'cause, uh…
- 947
- 00:54:31,901 --> 00:54:35,904
- I don't think it went that bad.
- 948
- 00:54:35,905 --> 00:54:37,031
- Shit.
- 949
- 00:54:39,575 --> 00:54:41,826
- I forgot condoms. You have condoms?
- 950
- 00:54:41,827 --> 00:54:44,704
- I didn't have sex in high school, remember?
- 951
- 00:54:44,705 --> 00:54:45,831
- Right.
- 952
- 00:54:48,210 --> 00:54:49,834
- We could, um…
- 953
- 00:54:49,835 --> 00:54:51,544
- I am not doing anal.
- 954
- 00:54:51,545 --> 00:54:53,546
- No, baby, I wasn't gonna say anal.
- 955
- 00:54:53,547 --> 00:54:54,881
- We could do mouth stuff.
- 956
- 00:54:54,882 --> 00:54:57,259
- Sure, or we could just not use one.
- 957
- 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:59,262
- I mean, I don't have chemo cum anymore.
- 958
- 00:55:06,519 --> 00:55:11,190
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 959
- 00:55:11,191 --> 00:55:13,609
- Just don't finish inside me, OK?
- 960
- 00:55:14,819 --> 00:55:16,444
- I love how you say finish.
- 961
- 00:55:16,445 --> 00:55:17,571
- So proper.
- 962
- 00:55:18,989 --> 00:55:20,825
- I have very good manners.
- 963
- 00:55:23,410 --> 00:55:25,788
- So, where should I finish?
- 964
- 00:55:27,414 --> 00:55:29,291
- Hmm.
- 965
- 00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:30,584
- The floor?
- 966
- 00:55:31,877 --> 00:55:34,046
- There's a rug.
- 967
- 00:55:35,215 --> 00:55:39,009
- Oh, yeah.
- 968
- 00:55:40,262 --> 00:55:44,306
- What about your tits?
- 969
- 00:55:44,307 --> 00:55:45,640
- OK, cool.
- 970
- 00:55:45,641 --> 00:55:47,101
- Cool.
- 971
- 00:55:49,603 --> 00:55:54,399
- Good plan.
- 972
- 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,277
- It's going to be fine, right?
- 973
- 00:55:56,278 --> 00:55:57,360
- Promise.
- 974
- 00:55:57,361 --> 00:55:59,070
- How can you promise that?
- 975
- 00:55:59,071 --> 00:56:00,573
- 'Cause it all ended up on your chest.
- 976
- 00:56:01,532 --> 00:56:02,658
- Pre-cum.
- 977
- 00:56:05,494 --> 00:56:07,246
- There was this girl, Molly Fishner.
- 978
- 00:56:07,247 --> 00:56:10,039
- She got pregnant two weeks before prom…
- 979
- 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,457
- because of pre-cum.
- 980
- 00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:12,668
- I don't believe that.
- 981
- 00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,838
- Maybe that was a hot tub incident.
- 982
- 00:56:16,839 --> 00:56:19,300
- You see? It's fine.
- 983
- 00:56:19,301 --> 00:56:21,177
- Still. You can't get pregnant,
- 984
- 00:56:26,765 --> 00:56:31,353
- so you don't fully understand.
- 985
- 00:56:31,354 --> 00:56:32,813
- What do you think about kids?
- 986
- 00:56:34,274 --> 00:56:35,899
- Kids?
- 987
- 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,026
- Yeah.
- 988
- 00:56:39,069 --> 00:56:40,404
- Kids are cool.
- 989
- 00:56:41,947 --> 00:56:43,241
- I used to be one.
- 990
- 00:56:46,869 --> 00:56:48,121
- I mean, like, having them.
- 991
- 00:56:50,998 --> 00:56:52,125
- We're 23.
- 992
- 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:54,710
- Yeah. In the future.
- 993
- 00:56:56,629 --> 00:56:58,004
- I mean…
- 994
- 00:56:58,005 --> 00:56:59,132
- I guess, like…
- 995
- 00:57:00,591 --> 00:57:02,344
- If I'm 35, maybe.
- 996
- 00:57:07,514 --> 00:57:11,976
- If I'm healthy.
- 997
- 00:57:11,977 --> 00:57:13,687
- Why? Do you wanna have kids?
- 998
- 00:57:17,483 --> 00:57:21,736
- I don't know.
- 999
- 00:57:21,737 --> 00:57:22,863
- We can get a dog.
- 1000
- 00:57:26,033 --> 00:57:30,829
- Hmm.
- 1001
- 00:57:41,216 --> 00:57:44,467
- <i>♪ Incomplete without tearing all the sleeves… ♪</i>
- 1002
- 00:57:44,468 --> 00:57:45,885
- Hey, take your shirt off.
- 1003
- 00:57:45,886 --> 00:57:47,096
- No, I don't want to.
- 1004
- 00:57:47,097 --> 00:57:48,222
- OK.
- 1005
- 00:57:48,223 --> 00:57:49,264
- Ow!
- 1006
- 00:57:49,265 --> 00:57:50,349
- Shit, are you OK?
- 1007
- 00:57:50,350 --> 00:57:52,267
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah? All right.
- 1008
- 00:57:54,687 --> 00:57:57,648
- <i>♪ Let's consult our favorite recipe ♪</i>
- 1009
- 00:57:59,025 --> 00:58:02,485
- <i>♪ Nobody cares ♪</i>
- 1010
- 00:58:02,486 --> 00:58:03,820
- <i>♪ Oh, no ♪</i>
- 1011
- 00:58:03,821 --> 00:58:05,698
- <i>♪ Nobody cares… ♪</i>
- 1012
- 00:58:07,491 --> 00:58:09,368
- So, what do you wanna watch?
- 1013
- 00:58:09,369 --> 00:58:10,494
- I don't care.
- 1014
- 00:58:13,622 --> 00:58:14,999
- What about Dirty Dancing?
- 1015
- 00:58:15,916 --> 00:58:16,916
- Pass.
- 1016
- 00:58:16,917 --> 00:58:18,043
- Have you seen it?
- 1017
- 00:58:18,044 --> 00:58:20,170
- No.
- 1018
- 00:58:20,171 --> 00:58:22,714
- Then you don't know
- what you're saying no to.
- 1019
- 00:58:22,715 --> 00:58:24,383
- I don't want to watch a dance movie.
- 1020
- 00:58:24,384 --> 00:58:25,550
- Sorry.
- 1021
- 00:58:26,969 --> 00:58:29,389
- So, you do care what we watch, then.
- 1022
- 00:58:35,311 --> 00:58:40,691
- <i>♪ Out we go into the world ♪
- ♪ of scary eyes and lies ♪</i>
- 1023
- 00:58:42,193 --> 00:58:45,529
- <i>♪ Low key, baby, I'm never ♪
- ♪ feeling quite all right ♪</i>
- 1024
- 00:58:46,530 --> 00:58:50,159
- <i>♪ Nobody cares ♪</i>
- 1025
- 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,494
- <i>♪ Oh, no ♪</i>
- 1026
- 00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:55,621
- <i>♪ Nobody cares ♪</i>
- 1027
- 00:58:55,622 --> 00:58:57,332
- <i>♪ Oh, no ♪</i>
- 1028
- 00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:59,334
- <i>♪ Nobody cares ♪</i>
- 1029
- 00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:01,545
- So, who's staying in my room?
- 1030
- 00:59:03,214 --> 00:59:07,384
- This big, tall dude
- from Germany named Henrik.
- 1031
- 00:59:07,385 --> 00:59:09,053
- Yeah, it sounds cultural.
- 1032
- 00:59:09,054 --> 00:59:10,054
- Hmm.
- 1033
- 00:59:10,055 --> 00:59:11,513
- I guess.
- 1034
- 00:59:11,514 --> 00:59:12,931
- Mostly, it's just weird.
- 1035
- 00:59:13,975 --> 00:59:16,060
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1036
- 00:59:16,061 --> 00:59:18,312
- Everything's weird.
- 1037
- 00:59:18,313 --> 00:59:21,065
- When did shit get so fucking weird?
- 1038
- 00:59:21,066 --> 00:59:23,692
- Probably when you got a big, fat tumor…
- 1039
- 00:59:24,944 --> 00:59:29,114
- and then married Mia.
- 1040
- 00:59:29,115 --> 00:59:31,741
- Hey. Do you even like her?
- 1041
- 00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:32,909
- Oh, forget it. I shouldn't have asked.
- 1042
- 00:59:32,910 --> 00:59:34,328
- Yeah, I mean…
- 1043
- 00:59:34,329 --> 00:59:37,456
- She's uh… She seems…
- 1044
- 00:59:37,457 --> 00:59:38,581
- Yeah, she seems fine.
- 1045
- 00:59:38,582 --> 00:59:40,042
- Fine?
- 1046
- 00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:41,960
- Fine is good. Fine is positive.
- 1047
- 00:59:41,961 --> 00:59:43,253
- She…
- 1048
- 00:59:43,254 --> 00:59:45,047
- She's fine. She is…
- 1049
- 00:59:45,048 --> 00:59:46,423
- No, no, no. That's not
- how you meant it, dawg.
- 1050
- 00:59:46,424 --> 00:59:48,092
- OK, I'm just saying.
- 1051
- 00:59:48,093 --> 00:59:49,968
- Can we just something
- positive… happy right now?
- 1052
- 00:59:49,969 --> 00:59:51,386
- OK, like the opposite of sad.
- 1053
- 00:59:51,387 --> 00:59:54,098
- Yeah. No, you're right.
- 1054
- 00:59:54,099 --> 00:59:55,933
- - Let's go to the strip club.
- - Can't do that.
- 1055
- 00:59:55,934 --> 00:59:57,600
- Why not?
- 1056
- 00:59:57,601 --> 00:59:59,520
- 'Cause that's not how marriage works.
- 1057
- 00:59:59,521 --> 01:00:00,521
- Are you sure you know how marriage works?
- 1058
- 01:00:00,522 --> 01:00:02,647
- All right, look.
- 1059
- 01:00:02,648 --> 01:00:04,857
- Would your dad go to the strip
- club on a random Wednesday?
- 1060
- 01:00:04,858 --> 01:00:07,735
- No, he avoids my mom by playing
- golf three times a week.
- 1061
- 01:00:07,736 --> 01:00:09,654
- - That's what he do.
- - Look. It's like this.
- 1062
- 01:00:09,655 --> 01:00:11,490
- You spend all your time together.
- 1063
- 01:00:11,491 --> 01:00:12,908
- Right? Like, you are always together.
- 1064
- 01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:14,576
- And then if you're not,
- 1065
- 01:00:14,577 --> 01:00:15,995
- you have to tell the other
- person where you are.
- 1066
- 01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:19,747
- But you never had a bachelor party.
- 1067
- 01:00:19,748 --> 01:00:21,166
- - No.
- - Yes.
- 1068
- 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,708
- - Nico, no.
- - Ah-ha! It is a rule.
- 1069
- 01:00:22,709 --> 01:00:24,294
- No, no. Fuck, no.
- 1070
- 01:00:24,295 --> 01:00:26,922
- All husbands must have bachelor parties.
- 1071
- 01:00:26,923 --> 01:00:28,631
- - No, man.
- - Yes.
- 1072
- 01:00:28,632 --> 01:00:30,551
- - No, no, no, no.
- - We are going to the strip club.
- 1073
- 01:00:30,552 --> 01:00:32,344
- No, no.
- 1074
- 01:00:35,932 --> 01:00:37,976
- <i>♪ I know it ain't for free ♪</i>
- 1075
- 01:00:39,768 --> 01:00:44,065
- <i>♪ Hands on the wall ♪</i>
- 1076
- 01:00:49,653 --> 01:00:53,907
- Look at your little baby face.
- 1077
- 01:00:53,908 --> 01:00:55,700
- Hey.
- 1078
- 01:00:55,701 --> 01:00:59,997
- Hmm?
- 1079
- 01:00:59,998 --> 01:01:02,125
- My checkup with Harden is on Thursday.
- 1080
- 01:01:06,212 --> 01:01:10,300
- I know. It's in my calendar.
- 1081
- 01:01:11,426 --> 01:01:15,221
- What if it's back?
- 1082
- 01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:25,688
- It's not back.
- 1083
- 01:01:25,689 --> 01:01:27,191
- Mia, do you want to go
- over the kombucha deck after lunch?
- 1084
- 01:01:27,192 --> 01:01:29,318
- Yeah, sure.
- 1085
- 01:01:29,319 --> 01:01:32,613
- Also, how do you feel
- about making the presentation?
- 1086
- 01:01:32,614 --> 01:01:35,657
- - Uh, to you guys?
- - To the client.
- 1087
- 01:01:35,658 --> 01:01:37,118
- Really?
- 1088
- 01:01:38,036 --> 01:01:38,661
- Yeah, you built most of it.
- 1089
- 01:01:48,046 --> 01:01:52,217
- Um, when is it?
- 1090
- 01:02:10,068 --> 01:02:11,944
- …It increases brand awareness.
- 1091
- 01:02:11,945 --> 01:02:13,528
- Having something young and fresh,
- 1092
- 01:02:13,529 --> 01:02:15,656
- bringing colors in, images, I think…
- 1093
- 01:02:15,657 --> 01:02:18,242
- So, it was completely clear?
- 1094
- 01:02:18,243 --> 01:02:21,453
- Yeah, she said it was all good.
- 1095
- 01:02:21,454 --> 01:02:22,454
- What else did she say?
- 1096
- 01:02:22,455 --> 01:02:24,331
- Not much.
- 1097
- 01:02:24,332 --> 01:02:27,542
- You know, she said, "I'll see
- you in a couple of months."
- 1098
- 01:02:27,543 --> 01:02:29,086
- And we talked about her kids a lot.
- 1099
- 01:02:29,087 --> 01:02:30,295
- Oh, you are so strong.
- 1100
- 01:02:30,296 --> 01:02:31,505
- The strongest.
- 1101
- 01:02:31,506 --> 01:02:33,091
- Elliot: one. Cancer: zero.
- 1102
- 01:02:34,425 --> 01:02:35,760
- Feels like more than one.
- 1103
- 01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:39,554
- I was just… just making a joke.
- 1104
- 01:02:39,555 --> 01:02:42,349
- Yeah, like ones and zeros. Binary code.
- 1105
- 01:02:42,350 --> 01:02:44,142
- Was that it?
- 1106
- 01:02:44,143 --> 01:02:46,186
- You were making a reference to binary code?
- 1107
- 01:02:46,187 --> 01:02:47,896
- Yeah. Sort of.
- 1108
- 01:02:47,897 --> 01:02:49,439
- I'm just trying to deconstruct the joke.
- 1109
- 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,358
- - I know. I know.
- - I'm translating…
- 1110
- 01:02:51,359 --> 01:02:55,153
- That's funny. So, Mia,
- what's going on with you?
- 1111
- 01:02:55,154 --> 01:02:58,824
- Um, I actually did my first
- presentation to a client today.
- 1112
- 01:02:58,825 --> 01:03:00,993
- - And?
- - That… that was your big thing?
- 1113
- 01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:02,703
- It was the presentation.
- 1114
- 01:03:02,704 --> 01:03:03,704
- Yes.
- 1115
- 01:03:03,705 --> 01:03:05,205
- Yeah. It was.
- 1116
- 01:03:05,206 --> 01:03:07,249
- So, how did it go?
- 1117
- 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:08,333
- It went really well.
- 1118
- 01:03:08,334 --> 01:03:10,460
- It was… it was great.
- 1119
- 01:03:10,461 --> 01:03:12,879
- Good.
- 1120
- 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,300
- Well, there's no better feeling
- than to see you two doing so well.
- 1121
- 01:03:16,301 --> 01:03:18,261
- Now we have so much to celebrate.
- 1122
- 01:03:19,220 --> 01:03:23,432
- To you two.
- 1123
- 01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:25,142
- I told you that I was sorry.
- 1124
- 01:03:25,143 --> 01:03:26,935
- Yeah. In a text.
- 1125
- 01:03:26,936 --> 01:03:28,979
- Like, ten minutes before the appointment.
- 1126
- 01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:30,314
- There were more emojis than words.
- 1127
- 01:03:30,315 --> 01:03:31,941
- It was an opportunity…
- 1128
- 01:03:33,234 --> 01:03:35,402
- at a job that I actually like.
- 1129
- 01:03:35,403 --> 01:03:37,863
- Was it more important than finding
- out if my cancer's back?
- 1130
- 01:03:37,864 --> 01:03:38,990
- That's not fair.
- 1131
- 01:03:42,535 --> 01:03:43,910
- How do you think the bills get paid?
- 1132
- 01:03:43,911 --> 01:03:46,079
- Out of curiosity.
- 1133
- 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,665
- You're the one that said I need
- time to get back on my feet.
- 1134
- 01:03:48,666 --> 01:03:51,460
- Elliot, you sit at home and smoke weed
- 1135
- 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:54,464
- and play video games, while I go and work.
- 1136
- 01:03:55,173 --> 01:03:56,549
- I'm sorry. We don't all have
- it together like you.
- 1137
- 01:03:59,844 --> 01:04:03,055
- Your stuff has always come first.
- 1138
- 01:04:03,056 --> 01:04:06,433
- - That's… that's because I…
- - I know. I know.
- 1139
- 01:04:06,434 --> 01:04:10,355
- I don't regret anything. Of course not.
- 1140
- 01:04:11,189 --> 01:04:14,442
- I wish I could clone myself and be there
- for you every second of every day.
- 1141
- 01:04:15,819 --> 01:04:17,861
- But I have to focus on my life, too.
- 1142
- 01:04:17,862 --> 01:04:21,406
- Oh, and I'm… I'm stopping
- you from doing that?
- 1143
- 01:04:21,407 --> 01:04:25,703
- I mean, I never asked you
- to put your life on hold.
- 1144
- 01:04:25,704 --> 01:04:29,791
- You know, and… and just because you
- talk in this even tone,
- 1145
- 01:04:29,792 --> 01:04:31,793
- it doesn't make you right.
- 1146
- 01:04:31,794 --> 01:04:33,712
- I just want us to be on the same team.
- 1147
- 01:04:39,050 --> 01:04:43,137
- And I just want a real apology.
- 1148
- 01:04:44,263 --> 01:04:45,972
- I think…
- 1149
- 01:04:45,973 --> 01:04:47,683
- that maybe you should talk to other people
- 1150
- 01:04:47,684 --> 01:04:49,018
- that have been through this.
- 1151
- 01:04:53,231 --> 01:04:57,944
- I can't do it by myself.
- 1152
- 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:06,786
- I wish we had another fucking room.
- 1153
- 01:05:06,787 --> 01:05:08,787
- I mean, it's not exactly easy
- 1154
- 01:05:08,788 --> 01:05:10,956
- to start dating again, especially
- when you have one nut.
- 1155
- 01:05:10,957 --> 01:05:14,918
- You know, I'm 44. Twice divorced.
- 1156
- 01:05:14,919 --> 01:05:17,379
- And I just thought you'd
- like to know I have one nut.
- 1157
- 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:19,548
- But… but we can still try and have kids.
- 1158
- 01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:22,844
- I mean, theoretically, it's possible.
- Though…
- 1159
- 01:05:22,845 --> 01:05:25,720
- one day, they'll probably get
- cancer in their nuts, too.
- 1160
- 01:05:25,721 --> 01:05:28,140
- …me being on my fucking phone?
- Just be aware.
- 1161
- 01:05:28,141 --> 01:05:32,854
- I don't know what you thought I was gonna
- do. It's one day of the year!
- 1162
- 01:05:32,855 --> 01:05:36,022
- Every time I talk
- to my sister, in the back of my mind,
- 1163
- 01:05:36,023 --> 01:05:38,984
- I'm like, "Fuck you for not
- visiting me once."
- 1164
- 01:05:38,985 --> 01:05:43,698
- But it's a big deal if I miss her
- six-year-old's birthday party.
- 1165
- 01:05:43,699 --> 01:05:45,365
- I had full coverage.
- 1166
- 01:05:45,366 --> 01:05:48,828
- Somehow, I still got a bill for $98,000
- 1167
- 01:05:48,829 --> 01:05:51,496
- for a single treatment,
- which didn't even fucking work.
- 1168
- 01:05:51,497 --> 01:05:54,458
- - You majored in sociology?
- - Yeah.
- 1169
- 01:05:54,459 --> 01:05:56,084
- You think that could help you sell shoes?
- 1170
- 01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:57,879
- Yeah. I mean, you know, um…
- 1171
- 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,006
- being aware of peoples' backgrounds, uh…
- 1172
- 01:06:01,007 --> 01:06:02,759
- demographic trends.
- 1173
- 01:06:05,386 --> 01:06:07,512
- Your last job was at a sandwich place.
- 1174
- 01:06:07,513 --> 01:06:08,639
- Yeah.
- 1175
- 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:09,724
- I love turkey sandwiches.
- 1176
- 01:06:09,725 --> 01:06:11,559
- Same. Yeah.
- 1177
- 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,936
- But that was, uh, a year ago.
- 1178
- 01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:16,564
- You haven't had a job in the last year?
- 1179
- 01:06:16,565 --> 01:06:19,734
- No, it's, um, it's been kind
- of a weird year.
- 1180
- 01:06:19,735 --> 01:06:22,235
- - Uh, got married.
- - Wow.
- 1181
- 01:06:22,236 --> 01:06:23,236
- Um, yeah.
- 1182
- 01:06:23,237 --> 01:06:24,948
- Actually, I, uh…
- 1183
- 01:06:26,199 --> 01:06:27,199
- started building an app.
- 1184
- 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,283
- Cool.
- 1185
- 01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:30,410
- Can I see it?
- 1186
- 01:06:30,411 --> 01:06:32,748
- Uh, no, it's… it's not quite ready yet,
- 1187
- 01:06:34,332 --> 01:06:37,375
- but maybe a couple months.
- 1188
- 01:06:37,376 --> 01:06:41,297
- Did Mia tell you that she started
- to sign two new clients?
- 1189
- 01:06:44,801 --> 01:06:49,388
- No, they're really lucky to have you.
- 1190
- 01:06:56,897 --> 01:07:01,692
- Oh, God. I'm single as fuck.
- 1191
- 01:07:01,693 --> 01:07:04,778
- So, uh, what do you do for work, Elliot?
- 1192
- 01:07:04,779 --> 01:07:07,239
- I don't work.
- 1193
- 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,825
- I'm just kidding. I'm a… I'm
- an underwater welder.
- 1194
- 01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:11,409
- Really?
- 1195
- 01:07:11,410 --> 01:07:14,287
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's, uh, very dangerous.
- 1196
- 01:07:14,288 --> 01:07:17,833
- But you're… uh, you're feeling OK?
- All right?
- 1197
- 01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:19,460
- Yeah.
- 1198
- 01:07:19,461 --> 01:07:21,378
- Uh, Mia had said that you'd been sick,
- 1199
- 01:07:21,379 --> 01:07:23,714
- but that you're in remission now.
- 1200
- 01:07:23,715 --> 01:07:25,841
- That's what the doctors tell me.
- 1201
- 01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:28,219
- That's good to hear, man.
- 1202
- 01:07:29,555 --> 01:07:30,137
- My grandma died of cancer.
- 1203
- 01:07:33,809 --> 01:07:35,602
- I've got to pee.
- 1204
- 01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:02,336
- What if I say, "Want
- a hand job" right here?
- 1205
- 01:08:03,422 --> 01:08:04,548
- There's someone.
- 1206
- 01:08:06,008 --> 01:08:07,133
- Yeah.
- 1207
- 01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:11,344
- She's not gonna care.
- 1208
- 01:08:11,345 --> 01:08:13,389
- Does that dude
- hit on you every day?
- 1209
- 01:08:15,224 --> 01:08:19,228
- You're not fun.
- 1210
- 01:08:27,613 --> 01:08:32,282
- What?
- 1211
- 01:08:32,283 --> 01:08:33,826
- Well, I'm feeling a lot better.
- 1212
- 01:08:33,827 --> 01:08:34,952
- That's good.
- 1213
- 01:08:37,371 --> 01:08:39,082
- Can you look up from your phone?
- 1214
- 01:08:43,461 --> 01:08:44,503
- What?
- 1215
- 01:08:44,504 --> 01:08:46,714
- You're being a dick.
- 1216
- 01:08:46,715 --> 01:08:49,299
- Do you know how many times I took
- care of you when you were sick?
- 1217
- 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:50,968
- I had cancer.
- 1218
- 01:08:50,969 --> 01:08:52,510
- Mia, you had too many picklebacks.
- 1219
- 01:08:52,511 --> 01:08:53,638
- It doesn't matter.
- 1220
- 01:08:53,639 --> 01:08:55,389
- It 100% does matter.
- 1221
- 01:08:55,390 --> 01:08:57,474
- OK, you're right. It matters.
- 1222
- 01:08:57,475 --> 01:08:59,351
- Besides, I thought you said you
- were done taking care of me.
- 1223
- 01:08:59,352 --> 01:09:00,769
- - I never said that.
- - Yes, you did.
- 1224
- 01:09:00,770 --> 01:09:02,647
- You did say that. You said that life
- 1225
- 01:09:02,648 --> 01:09:04,523
- life rolls on or whatever.
- 1226
- 01:09:04,524 --> 01:09:06,273
- You know, that you need
- to… to focus on yourself.
- 1227
- 01:09:06,274 --> 01:09:08,527
- No, I said that we both need
- to move forward.
- 1228
- 01:09:08,528 --> 01:09:10,780
- And I'm fucking trying, Mia.
- 1229
- 01:09:10,781 --> 01:09:12,572
- You know, tonight, one of your coworkers
- 1230
- 01:09:12,573 --> 01:09:15,660
- said that her grandmother died from cancer?
- 1231
- 01:09:15,661 --> 01:09:17,411
- I mean, wh… what am
- I supposed to do with that?
- 1232
- 01:09:17,412 --> 01:09:19,664
- You can't blame me
- for what other people say.
- 1233
- 01:09:19,665 --> 01:09:21,456
- Do you know the recurrence rate of Ewing's?
- 1234
- 01:09:21,457 --> 01:09:24,794
- Do you know the long-term
- side-effects of radiation?
- 1235
- 01:09:24,795 --> 01:09:26,711
- Do you know that the metal plate
- 1236
- 01:09:26,712 --> 01:09:28,964
- keeping my fucking hips together hurts
- 1237
- 01:09:28,965 --> 01:09:31,634
- every time I stand on it
- for more than five minutes.
- 1238
- 01:09:31,635 --> 01:09:34,010
- Of course I do because I'm
- the one that did the research,
- 1239
- 01:09:34,011 --> 01:09:36,304
- and you're the one that said,
- "Fuck statistics."
- 1240
- 01:09:36,305 --> 01:09:39,975
- Whenever anybody looks at me,
- all they see is a sick person.
- 1241
- 01:09:40,727 --> 01:09:42,395
- Because you're not giving
- them anything else to see.
- 1242
- 01:09:45,899 --> 01:09:49,151
- Fuck you.
- 1243
- 01:09:49,152 --> 01:09:52,571
- <i>♪ Do you spare me a thought ♪
- ♪ through the day? ♪</i>
- 1244
- 01:09:52,572 --> 01:09:54,865
- <i>♪ Let me know, let me know ♪</i>
- 1245
- 01:09:54,866 --> 01:09:56,951
- <i>♪ Let me know ♪</i>
- 1246
- 01:09:56,952 --> 01:10:00,037
- <i>♪ If you just want me ♪
- ♪ to stay away, let me know ♪</i>
- 1247
- 01:10:00,038 --> 01:10:02,373
- <i>♪ Let me know, let me know ♪</i>
- 1248
- 01:10:02,374 --> 01:10:04,166
- <i>♪ Let me know ♪</i>
- 1249
- 01:10:04,167 --> 01:10:06,251
- <i>♪ Do you still want to go to France? ♪</i>
- 1250
- 01:10:06,252 --> 01:10:07,795
- <i>♪ Let me know ♪</i>
- 1251
- 01:10:07,796 --> 01:10:11,340
- <i>♪ Let me know, let me know ♪</i>
- 1252
- 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:13,968
- <i>♪ If you never wanna see me again ♪</i>
- 1253
- 01:10:13,969 --> 01:10:16,137
- <i>♪ Let me know, let me know ♪</i>
- 1254
- 01:10:16,138 --> 01:10:18,139
- <i>♪ Let me know ♪</i>
- 1255
- 01:10:41,288 --> 01:10:43,998
- Hey, I've been thinking about you all day.
- 1256
- 01:10:43,999 --> 01:10:45,833
- …no, I know. We're going to Horse Bar.
- 1257
- 01:10:45,834 --> 01:10:47,501
- Right now?
- 1258
- 01:10:47,502 --> 01:10:49,962
- Yes, I want to get a burrito on the way.
- 1259
- 01:10:49,963 --> 01:10:53,215
- Bro, I just saw
- the fattest rat in the bathroom.
- 1260
- 01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:54,676
- I texted Mikey.
- 1261
- 01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:07,062
- Uh, your wife just got here.
- 1262
- 01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:08,231
- You're married?
- 1263
- 01:11:08,232 --> 01:11:09,565
- Yeah, he is.
- 1264
- 01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:11,317
- Mia, what are you doing here?
- 1265
- 01:11:11,318 --> 01:11:13,195
- Will you come outside for a second?
- 1266
- 01:11:16,698 --> 01:11:21,326
- Please.
- 1267
- 01:11:21,327 --> 01:11:23,204
- What? Are you tracking my phone?
- 1268
- 01:11:23,205 --> 01:11:24,456
- How'd you know where I was?
- 1269
- 01:11:25,332 --> 01:11:27,374
- You butt dialed me.
- 1270
- 01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:29,502
- OK. OK?
- 1271
- 01:11:29,503 --> 01:11:32,296
- OK. What? You… you came all the way
- out here to tell me that?
- 1272
- 01:11:32,297 --> 01:11:33,965
- - See you, Elliot.
- - Bye.
- 1273
- 01:11:35,467 --> 01:11:37,593
- - Who the fuck is that?
- - Who knows? Some girl.
- 1274
- 01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:40,095
- Did you hook up with her?
- 1275
- 01:11:40,096 --> 01:11:42,348
- If you're gonna make accusations, I'm
- gonna go back inside, all right?
- 1276
- 01:11:42,349 --> 01:11:44,683
- I'm not accusing you. You just did.
- 1277
- 01:11:44,684 --> 01:11:46,852
- Like how you accused me
- of hooking up with David?
- 1278
- 01:11:46,853 --> 01:11:48,479
- Fuck this.
- 1279
- 01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:49,730
- - Elliot.
- - What?! What?
- 1280
- 01:11:49,731 --> 01:11:50,898
- What?
- 1281
- 01:11:50,899 --> 01:11:52,234
- Hmm?
- 1282
- 01:11:52,235 --> 01:11:54,027
- - What are we doing?
- - Arguing!
- 1283
- 01:11:55,279 --> 01:11:59,616
- Again!
- 1284
- 01:11:59,950 --> 01:12:01,034
- We have been through…
- 1285
- 01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:10,376
- everything together.
- 1286
- 01:12:10,377 --> 01:12:12,171
- I love you so much.
- 1287
- 01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:16,424
- More than anything on this fucking planet!
- 1288
- 01:12:17,592 --> 01:12:19,219
- Why?
- 1289
- 01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:21,011
- Why can't we get through whatever this is?
- 1290
- 01:12:21,012 --> 01:12:22,722
- Because if I hadn't been sick,
- 1291
- 01:12:32,983 --> 01:12:37,028
- I never would've asked you to marry me.
- 1292
- 01:12:59,885 --> 01:13:01,677
- And you put in your emotions…
- 1293
- 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:04,805
- Uh, you put in your…
- 1294
- 01:13:04,806 --> 01:13:09,227
- your… your financial,
- you know, prospects.
- 1295
- 01:13:09,228 --> 01:13:12,147
- Um, you know, if you're PMS-ing or…
- 1296
- 01:13:12,148 --> 01:13:13,856
- If I'm PMS-ing?
- 1297
- 01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:15,024
- You wanna come home with me?
- 1298
- 01:13:15,025 --> 01:13:16,525
- Uh, no.
- 1299
- 01:13:16,526 --> 01:13:18,320
- Well, I can come home with you because
- 1300
- 01:13:18,321 --> 01:13:19,862
- I'm actually crashing
- on a couch right now, so.
- 1301
- 01:13:19,863 --> 01:13:21,114
- Oh, it's still a no.
- 1302
- 01:13:21,115 --> 01:13:22,616
- Thanks for the drink, though.
- 1303
- 01:13:24,618 --> 01:13:26,786
- Hey, wh… where are you going?
- 1304
- 01:13:35,045 --> 01:13:39,549
- Hey… girl.
- 1305
- 01:14:16,628 --> 01:14:18,837
- Hey. Wanna grab a coffee?
- 1306
- 01:14:18,838 --> 01:14:21,299
- Um…
- 1307
- 01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:22,883
- You know, I've got… I've got a lot
- 1308
- 01:14:22,884 --> 01:14:24,094
- of work to do, so.
- 1309
- 01:14:24,095 --> 01:14:26,221
- OK.
- 1310
- 01:14:26,222 --> 01:14:28,931
- It's kind of blatant
- how you're avoiding me.
- 1311
- 01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:31,976
- Yeah, about that. Um…
- 1312
- 01:14:31,977 --> 01:14:34,770
- You know, I think that that was like a…
- like a one time thing.
- 1313
- 01:14:34,771 --> 01:14:37,773
- And, you know, I think that,
- you know, you're so smart,
- 1314
- 01:14:37,774 --> 01:14:40,276
- and… and we work together,
- and you're such a great boss.
- 1315
- 01:14:40,277 --> 01:14:42,903
- Not that I want to acknowledge
- that you're my boss right now, but I…
- 1316
- 01:14:42,904 --> 01:14:44,447
- Mia, I agree.
- 1317
- 01:14:44,448 --> 01:14:46,657
- - Oh, you do.
- - Yeah.
- 1318
- 01:14:46,658 --> 01:14:49,120
- And I'm kind of seeing someone
- right now, so we're good.
- 1319
- 01:14:50,829 --> 01:14:53,331
- - Oh.
- - Let's just focus on the work
- 1320
- 01:14:53,332 --> 01:14:55,375
- and try not to make things awkward.
- 1321
- 01:14:55,376 --> 01:14:56,792
- Definitely.
- 1322
- 01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:59,421
- On the same page.
- 1323
- 01:14:59,422 --> 01:15:01,922
- Just gonna… I'll just get
- back on to the work.
- 1324
- 01:15:01,923 --> 01:15:03,800
- Keep on doing what you're doing.
- 1325
- 01:15:05,719 --> 01:15:11,182
- - Yes.
- - All right.
- 1326
- 01:15:11,183 --> 01:15:13,393
- …Is not
- a current rate of emissions.
- 1327
- 01:15:13,394 --> 01:15:15,561
- No, it's all emissions we've caused so far.
- 1328
- 01:15:15,562 --> 01:15:17,439
- So, you guys moved off murder docs, huh?
- 1329
- 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:19,442
- Global warming is still murder.
- 1330
- 01:15:22,193 --> 01:15:26,530
- Yeah, it's just murder
- of the natural world.
- 1331
- 01:15:26,531 --> 01:15:28,199
- And that's Lauren.
- 1332
- 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,410
- She lives in your old room.
- 1333
- 01:15:30,411 --> 01:15:32,704
- Yeah, and she eats corndogs
- and leaves the sticks everywhere.
- 1334
- 01:15:32,997 --> 01:15:34,498
- - It's so gross.
- - So disgusting.
- 1335
- 01:15:37,084 --> 01:15:39,044
- Can I, uh…
- 1336
- 01:15:39,045 --> 01:15:40,296
- Could I hit that?
- 1337
- 01:15:42,506 --> 01:15:44,507
- Inhale. Inhale. Inhale.
- 1338
- 01:15:44,508 --> 01:15:45,633
- Yes! Now lift it.
- 1339
- 01:15:46,634 --> 01:15:48,595
- Yes!
- 1340
- 01:15:55,144 --> 01:15:56,603
- You've been smoking
- and drinking excessively?
- 1341
- 01:15:57,896 --> 01:15:59,314
- Sometimes.
- 1342
- 01:15:59,315 --> 01:16:01,607
- What the fuck?
- 1343
- 01:16:01,608 --> 01:16:04,902
- I… I didn't know doctors could
- say "fuck" to their patients.
- 1344
- 01:16:04,903 --> 01:16:07,738
- We can when the patient
- is behaving like an idiot.
- 1345
- 01:16:07,739 --> 01:16:10,241
- I… look, can you give me
- any medical information?
- 1346
- 01:16:10,242 --> 01:16:13,745
- Your esophagus is inflamed and irritated.
- 1347
- 01:16:15,914 --> 01:16:21,044
- - That's all?
- - That's all.
- 1348
- 01:16:21,045 --> 01:16:23,296
- I don't know if the cancer
- is going to come back.
- 1349
- 01:16:23,297 --> 01:16:27,008
- I can only imagine how that weighs on you.
- 1350
- 01:16:27,009 --> 01:16:31,179
- But everything's uncertain every day.
- 1351
- 01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:34,349
- You've fought really hard
- to make your body whole again.
- 1352
- 01:16:34,350 --> 01:16:36,559
- What does Mia say about all this?
- 1353
- 01:16:39,271 --> 01:16:40,980
- Congrats on actually looking
- like your profile picture.
- 1354
- 01:16:40,981 --> 01:16:42,941
- Uh…
- 1355
- 01:16:42,942 --> 01:16:45,401
- - I'm just… I'm just being honest.
- - You, too.
- 1356
- 01:16:45,402 --> 01:16:49,738
- I, uh… I hate how we all act
- like we don't do these things
- 1357
- 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,909
- - just based on a bunch of pictures.
- - Yeah.
- 1358
- 01:16:52,910 --> 01:16:54,494
- Yeah. No, I… I guess that's true.
- 1359
- 01:16:54,495 --> 01:16:56,329
- Yeah, I, uh… I normally swipe left, so…
- 1360
- 01:16:56,330 --> 01:16:58,622
- Too many ripped dudes at the beach,
- 1361
- 01:16:58,623 --> 01:17:00,707
- bumping the saturation.
- 1362
- 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:03,337
- Exactly.
- 1363
- 01:17:03,837 --> 01:17:08,007
- This is, uh… this is actually
- my first Tinder date.
- 1364
- 01:17:08,008 --> 01:17:09,259
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1365
- 01:17:09,260 --> 01:17:10,885
- I am honored, then.
- 1366
- 01:17:10,886 --> 01:17:14,638
- I mean, I had an account before, but, um…
- 1367
- 01:17:14,639 --> 01:17:16,474
- looked at it more conceptually.
- 1368
- 01:17:16,475 --> 01:17:20,186
- What made you look at it,
- uh, not conceptually?
- 1369
- 01:17:20,187 --> 01:17:22,188
- Oh, you know, a break up.
- 1370
- 01:17:22,189 --> 01:17:23,689
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- 1371
- 01:17:23,690 --> 01:17:24,816
- Me, too.
- 1372
- 01:17:25,817 --> 01:17:27,527
- Yeah.
- 1373
- 01:17:27,528 --> 01:17:30,114
- So, uh, wh… what happened?
- 1374
- 01:17:31,365 --> 01:17:33,366
- I don't know. Um…
- 1375
- 01:17:33,367 --> 01:17:35,951
- So, you're from, uh… you're
- from Minnesota, right?
- 1376
- 01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:39,289
- - Nice pivot.
- - Thank you.
- 1377
- 01:17:39,290 --> 01:17:42,250
- Listen, why don't we just
- stop this first date stuff,
- 1378
- 01:17:42,251 --> 01:17:46,045
- and just kind of,
- like maybe, I don't know…
- 1379
- 01:17:46,046 --> 01:17:47,714
- it's like the fourth date?
- 1380
- 01:17:48,382 --> 01:17:48,841
- Can we just do that?
- 1381
- 01:17:52,428 --> 01:17:53,678
- OK. Uh…
- 1382
- 01:17:55,306 --> 01:17:56,598
- Well, I was married.
- 1383
- 01:17:56,599 --> 01:17:58,933
- OK.
- 1384
- 01:17:58,934 --> 01:18:01,186
- Well, if you don't feel comfortable,
- you don't have to tell me
- 1385
- 01:18:01,187 --> 01:18:04,439
- the reason why, and we can
- just talk about…
- 1386
- 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:06,483
- Minnesota.
- 1387
- 01:18:08,068 --> 01:18:13,072
- No, I… I was really married.
- 1388
- 01:18:13,073 --> 01:18:15,491
- Wait, aren't you…
- aren't you like, uh, 23?
- 1389
- 01:18:15,492 --> 01:18:16,784
- Yup.
- 1390
- 01:18:19,163 --> 01:18:20,746
- You were married at what? Like, 19?
- 1391
- 01:18:20,747 --> 01:18:23,750
- And then divorced at 20, 22?
- 1392
- 01:18:24,627 --> 01:18:26,921
- I…
- 1393
- 01:18:27,171 --> 01:18:32,049
- I guess, technically,
- I'm… I'm still married?
- 1394
- 01:18:32,050 --> 01:18:35,512
- Uh, but we're not… we're not together
- 1395
- 01:18:37,932 --> 01:18:42,228
- or anything.
- 1396
- 01:18:43,604 --> 01:18:47,357
- Oh. Um…
- 1397
- 01:18:47,358 --> 01:18:49,652
- Yeah, you might want to put
- that, uh, on your profile.
- 1398
- 01:18:52,196 --> 01:18:54,280
- Andy's not in here.
- 1399
- 01:18:54,281 --> 01:18:56,866
- How did you find out about it?
- 1400
- 01:18:56,867 --> 01:18:59,035
- Let her answer the question.
- 1401
- 01:18:59,036 --> 01:19:00,828
- Andy is your brother.
- 1402
- 01:19:00,829 --> 01:19:02,914
- And he was born with you. He was your twin,
- 1403
- 01:19:02,915 --> 01:19:06,376
- and he got an infection, and he died.
- 1404
- 01:19:06,377 --> 01:19:07,794
- Bullshit.
- 1405
- 01:19:07,795 --> 01:19:10,089
- He was so happy…
- 1406
- 01:19:30,818 --> 01:19:35,280
- He was so happy.
- 1407
- 01:19:39,451 --> 01:19:41,703
- …as they battle
- it out in the ring.
- 1408
- 01:19:41,704 --> 01:19:44,038
- Oh, look at the struggle. Cherokee man…
- 1409
- 01:19:44,039 --> 01:19:46,124
- You know how it's, like,
- so stressful to find
- 1410
- 01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:47,959
- a show you wanna watch
- because there's so many choices.
- 1411
- 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,378
- What if we build this thing for your phone
- 1412
- 01:19:50,379 --> 01:19:52,505
- where you just shake it, you know?
- 1413
- 01:19:52,506 --> 01:19:54,257
- And it just spits out a title.
- 1414
- 01:19:54,258 --> 01:19:56,174
- Like, boom! You're watching Gossip Girl.
- 1415
- 01:19:56,175 --> 01:19:57,302
- Mm-mmm. That already exists.
- 1416
- 01:19:57,303 --> 01:19:58,721
- Really?
- 1417
- 01:19:58,722 --> 01:20:00,930
- What if we go back to Instajizz?
- 1418
- 01:20:00,931 --> 01:20:03,057
- Nah, fuck Instajizz, man.
- 1419
- 01:20:03,058 --> 01:20:05,226
- Hey, bro. Don't shit
- on my trillion dollar ideas, OK?
- 1420
- 01:20:05,227 --> 01:20:06,770
- Oh, yeah? If they were
- trillion dollar ideas,
- 1421
- 01:20:06,771 --> 01:20:09,230
- how come we never built them?
- 1422
- 01:20:09,231 --> 01:20:11,399
- Because a) I'm ahead of my time, and you
- never truly understood my vision.
- 1423
- 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,359
- And b) coding is hard.
- 1424
- 01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:16,362
- And c) we just never really
- cared that much about it.
- 1425
- 01:20:16,363 --> 01:20:18,323
- You know, it was just cool to sound
- like we were entrepreneurs.
- 1426
- 01:20:18,324 --> 01:20:19,701
- At least we got our dicks sucked.
- 1427
- 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:25,204
- Although, no one ever sucked my dick
- 1428
- 01:20:25,205 --> 01:20:26,205
- because of Instajizz.
- 1429
- 01:20:26,206 --> 01:20:27,958
- Oh, they sucked mine.
- 1430
- 01:20:28,668 --> 01:20:29,501
- It's 'cause you got gentle eyes.
- 1431
- 01:20:32,797 --> 01:20:34,547
- Except Mia.
- 1432
- 01:20:34,548 --> 01:20:35,758
- Mia never sucked your dick?
- 1433
- 01:20:35,759 --> 01:20:37,634
- No, she did.
- 1434
- 01:20:39,721 --> 01:20:41,305
- Um… No, but it wasn't
- 'cause of the bullshit.
- 1435
- 01:20:44,224 --> 01:20:46,100
- So, where's the redhead?
- 1436
- 01:20:46,101 --> 01:20:49,437
- Yo, can you please start
- calling her Morgan now?
- 1437
- 01:20:49,438 --> 01:20:50,980
- OK? We're, like, full on dating.
- 1438
- 01:20:50,981 --> 01:20:52,858
- You called Mia "ham and cheese."
- 1439
- 01:20:54,276 --> 01:20:55,402
- My bad.
- 1440
- 01:20:58,364 --> 01:21:00,491
- Have you talked to her at all?
- 1441
- 01:21:02,451 --> 01:21:06,455
- No. Why would she want to talk to me?
- 1442
- 01:21:07,581 --> 01:21:09,248
- Uh…
- 1443
- 01:21:09,249 --> 01:21:11,543
- I don't really know how to…
- how to do this.
- 1444
- 01:21:12,670 --> 01:21:14,045
- Um…
- 1445
- 01:21:14,046 --> 01:21:16,840
- Honestly, I feel very, very self-conscious.
- 1446
- 01:21:16,841 --> 01:21:17,966
- You know, being here.
- 1447
- 01:21:19,927 --> 01:21:20,927
- But hi.
- 1448
- 01:21:20,928 --> 01:21:22,221
- I'm Elliot.
- 1449
- 01:21:24,098 --> 01:21:26,432
- I don't wanna talk about cancer.
- 1450
- 01:21:26,433 --> 01:21:28,226
- You know, I'm… I'm… I'm sick…
- 1451
- 01:21:28,227 --> 01:21:29,353
- of talking about it.
- 1452
- 01:21:30,896 --> 01:21:33,272
- And…
- 1453
- 01:21:33,273 --> 01:21:35,859
- You know, even just then,
- using the word, "sick,"
- 1454
- 01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:38,153
- it's like, fuck.
- 1455
- 01:21:39,279 --> 01:21:41,280
- Um…
- 1456
- 01:21:41,281 --> 01:21:44,451
- But it's the word that I say the most now,
- 1457
- 01:21:54,211 --> 01:21:58,507
- and I just… I wanna get away from it.
- 1458
- 01:22:36,086 --> 01:22:40,382
- Nope.
- 1459
- 01:22:48,015 --> 01:22:49,432
- Hello?
- 1460
- 01:22:49,433 --> 01:22:50,642
- Hey.
- 1461
- 01:22:50,643 --> 01:22:52,018
- Hey.
- 1462
- 01:22:52,019 --> 01:22:53,646
- Um, I was just about to call you.
- 1463
- 01:22:55,063 --> 01:22:57,232
- You… You did just call me.
- 1464
- 01:22:59,026 --> 01:23:02,154
- Yeah. No, you're… you're right.
- I… because I did.
- 1465
- 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:05,072
- So, not a butt dial?
- 1466
- 01:23:05,073 --> 01:23:07,702
- No. No, no, no.
- 1467
- 01:23:09,829 --> 01:23:11,664
- I've been thinking about,
- you know, calling you, too.
- 1468
- 01:23:13,875 --> 01:23:15,415
- Oh, yeah?
- 1469
- 01:23:15,416 --> 01:23:17,879
- Yeah.
- 1470
- 01:23:18,253 --> 01:23:20,380
- Would you maybe wanna get
- together some time soon?
- 1471
- 01:23:40,192 --> 01:23:41,192
- Hey.
- 1472
- 01:23:41,193 --> 01:23:43,070
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 1473
- 01:23:43,278 --> 01:23:44,697
- Hi.
- 1474
- 01:23:47,449 --> 01:23:48,617
- You look good.
- 1475
- 01:23:48,618 --> 01:23:49,786
- Oh, thank you.
- 1476
- 01:23:51,119 --> 01:23:52,119
- Uh…
- 1477
- 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,623
- I'll just…
- 1478
- 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:56,960
- You're welcome.
- 1479
- 01:23:58,085 --> 01:23:59,711
- You do, too.
- 1480
- 01:23:59,712 --> 01:24:01,254
- I'm sorry. I'm nervous.
- 1481
- 01:24:01,255 --> 01:24:02,965
- That's all right.
- 1482
- 01:24:02,966 --> 01:24:04,383
- Uh…
- 1483
- 01:24:05,593 --> 01:24:06,760
- How are you?
- 1484
- 01:24:06,761 --> 01:24:08,344
- All right.
- 1485
- 01:24:08,345 --> 01:24:09,972
- Good.
- 1486
- 01:24:09,973 --> 01:24:11,389
- You seeing anybody?
- 1487
- 01:24:11,390 --> 01:24:14,476
- Sorry, I just, um… I had to…
- 1488
- 01:24:14,477 --> 01:24:17,854
- get that out there before my brain
- was gonna explode.
- 1489
- 01:24:17,855 --> 01:24:20,356
- No. No, I'm not seeing anyone.
- Your brain can relax.
- 1490
- 01:24:20,357 --> 01:24:22,275
- Cool.
- 1491
- 01:24:22,276 --> 01:24:23,945
- Okay.
- 1492
- 01:24:25,070 --> 01:24:27,447
- - Why? Are you?
- - No.
- 1493
- 01:24:27,448 --> 01:24:30,617
- Both, uh, single. Single and married.
- Ha-ha.
- 1494
- 01:24:30,618 --> 01:24:32,578
- Yeah, I, um, I keep telling people
- 1495
- 01:24:32,579 --> 01:24:34,914
- I've got the Benjamin Button disease.
- 1496
- 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:42,004
- I'm 24, but I've already had
- cancer, a wife, and a separation.
- 1497
- 01:24:42,005 --> 01:24:44,965
- I miss you.
- 1498
- 01:24:44,966 --> 01:24:46,674
- I feel like I had to…
- 1499
- 01:24:46,675 --> 01:24:48,051
- get that out there, too.
- 1500
- 01:24:48,052 --> 01:24:49,678
- Elliot, um…
- 1501
- 01:24:49,679 --> 01:24:52,222
- What? You don't… you don't miss me?
- 1502
- 01:24:53,725 --> 01:24:55,391
- Of course I miss you.
- 1503
- 01:24:55,392 --> 01:24:58,812
- That's good 'cause I feel like, uh…
- 1504
- 01:24:58,813 --> 01:25:01,522
- I feel like we should try again.
- 1505
- 01:25:01,523 --> 01:25:03,066
- You know, I'm… I'm not, uh…
- 1506
- 01:25:03,067 --> 01:25:05,151
- high, drunk all the time.
- 1507
- 01:25:05,152 --> 01:25:06,778
- Actually, um…
- 1508
- 01:25:06,779 --> 01:25:08,530
- I've been going to the support group.
- 1509
- 01:25:08,531 --> 01:25:09,531
- Dope.
- 1510
- 01:25:09,532 --> 01:25:12,034
- Dope? Since, uh…
- 1511
- 01:25:12,035 --> 01:25:15,328
- Since when do you say shit like dope?
- 1512
- 01:25:15,329 --> 01:25:18,874
- I… I don't. I don't really
- know why I just said that.
- 1513
- 01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:21,250
- Anyway, um, got my old job back.
- 1514
- 01:25:21,251 --> 01:25:23,670
- You know, while I figure
- out the next thing…
- 1515
- 01:25:23,671 --> 01:25:25,296
- which I know is not programming.
- 1516
- 01:25:25,297 --> 01:25:26,758
- I'm really happy for you.
- 1517
- 01:25:31,054 --> 01:25:35,975
- Um…
- 1518
- 01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:43,522
- But… but I th… I think
- we should get a divorce.
- 1519
- 01:25:43,523 --> 01:25:44,651
- Um…
- 1520
- 01:25:46,903 --> 01:25:48,029
- OK.
- 1521
- 01:25:50,573 --> 01:25:51,990
- Yeah.
- 1522
- 01:25:51,991 --> 01:25:54,117
- Yeah? Yeah.
- 1523
- 01:25:54,118 --> 01:25:56,036
- You know, we don't need
- the, uh… the label…
- 1524
- 01:25:56,037 --> 01:25:58,080
- or whatever.
- 1525
- 01:25:58,081 --> 01:26:01,415
- I mean, that's when things
- started getting weird, anyway.
- 1526
- 01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:04,419
- And we can go back to just
- being a-a normal couple.
- 1527
- 01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,254
- You know, just 'cause you're my ex-wife
- 1528
- 01:26:06,631 --> 01:26:08,132
- doesn't mean you can't
- be my girlfriend, right?
- 1529
- 01:26:11,175 --> 01:26:12,804
- What you said outside the bar…
- 1530
- 01:26:13,012 --> 01:26:15,932
- I know. I know. I, um…
- 1531
- 01:26:17,141 --> 01:26:18,933
- I fucked up.
- 1532
- 01:26:18,934 --> 01:26:20,852
- We both fucked up.
- 1533
- 01:26:20,853 --> 01:26:22,854
- Well, I, uh…
- 1534
- 01:26:22,855 --> 01:26:24,940
- I take it back.
- 1535
- 01:26:24,941 --> 01:26:26,734
- You don't have to take it back.
- 1536
- 01:26:32,115 --> 01:26:36,826
- You said what we both didn't want to admit.
- 1537
- 01:26:36,827 --> 01:26:38,371
- It's not that I don't love you.
- 1538
- 01:26:39,539 --> 01:26:40,706
- I do love you.
- 1539
- 01:26:40,707 --> 01:26:42,082
- You're my first love.
- 1540
- 01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:43,208
- I…
- 1541
- 01:26:44,335 --> 01:26:46,629
- I just don't…
- 1542
- 01:26:49,132 --> 01:26:53,302
- I just don't know if you're my only love.
- 1543
- 01:26:54,429 --> 01:26:58,265
- You're mine.
- 1544
- 01:27:14,615 --> 01:27:18,951
- You can't know that.
- 1545
- 01:27:18,952 --> 01:27:20,955
- Can I have a real hug?
- 1546
- 01:27:29,213 --> 01:27:33,300
- Yeah.
- 1547
- 01:27:43,311 --> 01:27:47,314
- Thank you.
- 1548
- 01:27:47,315 --> 01:27:48,774
- Sorry.
- 1549
- 01:27:48,775 --> 01:27:49,900
- It happens.
- 1550
- 01:27:49,901 --> 01:27:51,443
- Yeah.
- 1551
- 01:27:57,242 --> 01:28:01,536
- I'm gonna stand over here now, OK?
- 1552
- 01:28:01,537 --> 01:28:03,122
- I guess I should go.
- 1553
- 01:28:04,499 --> 01:28:06,125
- Bye, Mia.
- 1554
- 01:28:08,836 --> 01:28:10,337
- Oh, where are you…?
- 1555
- 01:28:10,338 --> 01:28:12,464
- The L.
- 1556
- 01:28:12,465 --> 01:28:14,217
- The G.
- 1557
- 01:28:14,218 --> 01:28:15,593
- Same stop.
- 1558
- 01:28:18,513 --> 01:28:20,430
- Yeah, you can… you can
- walk in front of me.
- 1559
- 01:28:20,431 --> 01:28:22,475
- It would make it less weird.
- 1560
- 01:28:22,850 --> 01:28:24,309
- That would probably be more weird.
- 1561
- 01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:28,815
- Hey, you could wear your headphones?
- 1562
- 01:28:30,316 --> 01:28:31,691
- I don't have my headphones.
- 1563
- 01:28:31,692 --> 01:28:33,360
- Really?
- 1564
- 01:28:33,361 --> 01:28:36,405
- You know, I just talk to the people.
- 1565
- 01:28:36,948 --> 01:28:38,574
- Really take in that New York texture.
- 1566
- 01:28:41,661 --> 01:28:43,119
- Maybe. Maybe I can get that hand job?
- 1567
- 01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:44,746
- What?!
- 1568
- 01:28:44,747 --> 01:28:47,208
- You remember? The time on the train.
- 1569
- 01:28:47,209 --> 01:28:48,834
- Yes.
- 1570
- 01:28:48,835 --> 01:28:50,044
- I was drunk.
- 1571
- 01:28:51,796 --> 01:28:53,338
- So, that's a no, then?
- 1572
- 01:29:22,327 --> 01:29:25,663
- <i>♪ Excuse me, but you have ♪
- ♪ the same exact hair ♪</i>
- 1573
- 01:29:27,415 --> 01:29:31,001
- <i>♪ Lookin' through me with that same ♪</i>
- 1574
- 01:29:31,002 --> 01:29:33,421
- <i>♪ Deer-in-headlights stare ♪</i>
- 1575
- 01:29:35,089 --> 01:29:38,508
- <i>♪ And to make that mistake once ♪</i>
- 1576
- 01:29:38,509 --> 01:29:42,388
- <i>♪ Should not warrant ♪
- ♪ that kind of response ♪</i>
- 1577
- 01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:48,019
- <i>♪ I was only reminiscing ♪
- ♪ on the love I believe we shared ♪</i>
- 1578
- 01:29:49,770 --> 01:29:52,564
- <i>♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1579
- 01:29:52,565 --> 01:29:54,441
- <i>♪ Thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1580
- 01:29:54,442 --> 01:29:56,319
- <i>♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1581
- 01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:58,820
- <i>♪ Thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1582
- 01:29:58,821 --> 01:30:01,407
- <i>♪ Won't you please pardon my open ♪
- ♪ arms just hangin' here? ♪</i>
- 1583
- 01:30:11,209 --> 01:30:16,923
- <i>♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1584
- 01:30:19,092 --> 01:30:22,553
- <i>♪ You know they say everyone's ♪
- ♪ got a lost identical twin ♪</i>
- 1585
- 01:30:23,888 --> 01:30:26,183
- <i>♪ This is not the first time ♪</i>
- 1586
- 01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:30,061
- <i>♪ I have seen hers again and again ♪</i>
- 1587
- 01:30:31,979 --> 01:30:35,774
- <i>♪ But the biggest difference ♪</i>
- 1588
- 01:30:35,775 --> 01:30:39,363
- <i>♪ Is the cold irreverence ♪</i>
- 1589
- 01:30:41,614 --> 01:30:44,617
- <i>♪ Frozen over every crevice ♪
- ♪ of hers I liked to jump in ♪</i>
- 1590
- 01:30:46,744 --> 01:30:49,913
- <i>♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1591
- 01:30:49,914 --> 01:30:51,748
- <i>♪ Thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1592
- 01:30:51,749 --> 01:30:54,335
- <i>♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1593
- 01:30:54,336 --> 01:30:58,089
- <i>♪ Talkin' to me like somebody's ♪
- ♪ rude secretary ♪</i>
- 1594
- 01:30:58,090 --> 01:31:02,093
- <i>♪ When I thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1595
- 01:31:02,094 --> 01:31:06,138
- <i>♪ I knew it was you all along ♪</i>
- 1596
- 01:31:06,139 --> 01:31:08,599
- <i>♪ All these streets have sure changed ♪</i>
- 1597
- 01:31:10,352 --> 01:31:12,561
- <i>♪ But our weathered statue faces remain ♪</i>
- 1598
- 01:31:14,647 --> 01:31:16,815
- <i>♪ But you ♪</i>
- 1599
- 01:31:16,816 --> 01:31:20,902
- <i>♪ You won't give me the time of day ♪</i>
- 1600
- 01:31:20,903 --> 01:31:23,656
- <i>♪ Your head lived in my collarbone ♪</i>
- 1601
- 01:31:24,157 --> 01:31:29,203
- <i>♪ And my hands lived around your waist ♪</i>
- 1602
- 01:31:29,204 --> 01:31:32,497
- <i>♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1603
- 01:31:32,498 --> 01:31:34,250
- <i>♪ Thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1604
- 01:31:34,251 --> 01:31:36,584
- <i>♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1605
- 01:31:36,585 --> 01:31:40,465
- <i>♪ We took a trip to helland ♪
- ♪ lived to tell its secrets ♪</i>
- 1606
- 01:32:10,370 --> 01:32:15,540
- <i>♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪</i>
- 1607
- 01:32:15,541 --> 01:32:19,753
- <i>♪ Don't start with me, baby I don't know ♪</i>
- 1608
- 01:32:24,633 --> 01:32:26,927
- <i>♪ Don't start with me, baby, I don't know ♪</i>
- 1609
- 01:32:31,724 --> 01:32:34,269
- <i>♪ This time I'm taking the long way home ♪</i>
- 1610
- 01:33:10,388 --> 01:33:15,477
- <i>♪ Don't start with me, baby I don't know ♪</i>
- 1611
- 01:33:18,188 --> 01:33:21,441
- <i>♪ Did anybody reach you the most, yeah ♪</i>
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