Arachnophilia

Oh, god, why? Why did anyone find this enjoyable?  This was conceived as a weird kink piece on /mlp/, and was meant for nothing more...I am the unfortunate author of this horrible, horrible piece of trash.  I won't lie that I had a lot of fun writing and initially reading it and it's immediate reactions.  But you, Wuten...you have made it something else entirely.  You enlisted VAs, set scores to certain scenes, you made that which is stupid and trashy into something much more...I'm not sure whether to despise you or admire you, so I'll just settle for admiration.  You turned something mundane and weird into something extremely weird, and that deserves some level of appreciation.  If you are to cannibalize my literary corpse, at least this is the piece you choose to feed on.  (I mean, it fucking beats that retarded Rainbro bullshit I started with)

>As the sun streams in through your bedroom window, your eyelids slowly part
>The neatly knitted patterns of webbing strewn about the walls cause the light to become scattered as it hits your face
>It was kind of pretty, actually
>But no time for that, Anon
>Being careful not to disturb your sleeping partner, you go to get out of bed...
>Only to find that you can't move
>You tilt your head downward to see the source of your immobility problem
>Not again...
>You turn to your darling girlfriend and current prison guard and hiss
"Twilight!  Twilight, wake up!"
>The purple arachnid's many eyes flutter open, one at a time, before she yawns
>With a sleepy smile on her face, she moves a claw to tenderly stroke your cheek
>"Mmmm, good morning, love"
>Seeing your agitated expression, she stares quizzically at you
>"What's wrong?"
>You nod downward
>Her eyes follow your cue and she groans
>"Oh!  I did it again, didn't I?"
"Well, I don't see any other spiders in here"
>Twilight giggles as she rises from her side and moves a claw to your bindings
>"I certainly hope not"
>With a few, quick snips, Twilight cuts the layers of webbing surrounding you and watches the silky strands fall off
>"There we are!  All better"
>You grunt and stretch your emancipated limbs while Twilight moves in and kisses your cheek
>"Sorry, Anon...I thought I had gotten my sleep webbing under control..."
>You kiss her back
"Well, like you said, no harm done.  Come on, let's get some breakfast"
>With that, the two of you hop out of bed and mosey over to the kitchen
>Twilight digs some leftovers from last night out of the fridge.  Grasshopper lasagna with a glass of bug juice
>No, that's not a nickname for the shit kids get at summer camp.  It was literally the juice that comes out of bugs when you squish them
>Long past the point of being disgusted, you elect to just have an insect-free bowl of cereal
>After a quiet meal, Twilight pipes up while you both put away the dishes
>"Anon, again, I'm really sorry about wrapping you up in my sleep"
"And like I said before, it's okay.  No harm done"
>She sighs as she puts her plate away
>"I know, I know...I just want this relationship to work.  I don't want to keep doing something that might ruin it"
>You bend down to her level and scratch the joint between her head and thorax
>She practically purrs in appreciation
"Twilight, you'd have to do a lot more than accidentally wrap me up about once a month to scare me away"
>She opens her eyes and smiles at you, placing a claw on your arm
>"Thanks, Anon...but still, I feel like I should make it up to you.  Come on!"
>Twilight bounds away into the living room
>You follow, voicing your objection
"Alright, but I hope this doesn't take long, I do have to get to work sometime this morning"
>Twilight stops and turns to you
>"Trust me, Anon.  This'll be worth being a few minutes late.  Now, go ahead and lie down..."
>You grin as you figure out what she wants
>Oh, yeah.  This was definitely worth being a little late
>You approach Twilight and get down on the floor in front of her, lying on your stomach
>Without missing a beat, she hops up on your back and starts to get to work
"Ohhhhh, yeaahhhhhhh..."
>Twilight deftly kneads your aching back with each of her eight appendages
>This pleasure is unbelievable
>It's like having four masseuses all working on your back at the same time
>As Twilight's claws dig away at your muscles, she giggles
>"You lucky dog.  With no exoskeleton, you can feel so much more than a spider"
"Less talky...more massagy..." you manage to groan out amidst your euphoria
>You suddenly feel her lips graze your neck as she kisses you softly
>"I love you, Anon"
"I love you too, Twilight"
>Her kisses resume as you wonder how lucky you could be to have someone like her
>Twilight continues to kiss your neck rapidly, even pausing occasionally to suck on your skin
>It's starting to get weird
"Uh, Twilight?  What are- OW!!"
>The sudden, sharp pain in your neck is followed by Twilight springing off your back
>You rise to a crouching position, slap a hand over your neck wound, and glare at Twilight
>She looks horrified
>"Oh, oh my gosh!  I-I'm so sorry, Anon!"
"Dammit, Twi, again?!"
>"I said I was sorry!  Oh, oh no...how deep did I go?"
>You remove your hand from your stinging wound and look at your fingers
"Deep enough..." you mutter as you spot a fair amount of blood covering your appendage
>Twilight squeaks in terror and covers her mandibles with her front legs
>It would be quite a cute sight...if you weren't starting to lose feeling in your hand
>Alarm in your eyes, you turn to your venomous gal pal
"Twilight...antivenin...now, if it's not too much trouble!"
>She gasps and skitters out of the room
>Amidst her repeated cries of  "Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!" she returns, holding a syringe in her claw
>You realize you can't feel your arms and you slump forward
>Twilight leaps towards you and jams the needle in your shoulder
"Augh!  That hurt worse than the bite!"
>"At least you can still feel it!"
>She's right
>The numbness in your limbs begins to fade and you prop yourself up into a kneeling position
>Twilight sighs in relief before moving in close to examine your neck
>"This won't do...hold on, I'll be right back"
>She, once again, skitters away and returns, holding a first aid kit
>While she tends to your neck wound, you yelp and groan through her rough application of alcohol, water, and bandages
>"Okay, the bleeding's stopped and thanks to the antivenin you shouldn't have any damage to your nervous system"
>You wince as you touch your bandages
>"Don't mess with it!"
>You shoot her a look that makes her retreat
>"I am so sorry, Anon...I just...I get all excited around you sometimes.  And when that happens, it gets hard to control myself..."
>She groans
>"I'm a terrible girlfriend..."
>Sighing, you move your hand away from your throbbing wound and grab her leg, pulling her in close
"You are a wonderful girlfriend.  I'm not about to blame you for biology, and neither should you"
>She nuzzles your cheek
>"Thanks, Anon...it means so much to hear you say that..."
"And you were right.  There's definitely no damage to my nervous system...I can feel my neck and all the pain it's in pretty well" you laugh, trying to lighten the mood
>She starts a little in your arms
>Looking up at you, she grins
>"That gives me an idea!  Wait here!"
>Before you can ask what she has planned, she kisses your lips and runs off again
>Why, oh why do you fall for the crazy ones, Anon?  Especially the ones biologically programmed to eat you?
>While you ponder your sexual preferences, Twilight returns with a glass of light green...something...and hands it to you
>"Here, drink this.  It might take the edge off your pain"
>You raise a brow at the strange concoction
"What is it?"
>"Well...my venom..."
>To your irritated stare, she quickly responds
>"But it's diluted, Anon!  A normal dose is a paralytic toxin, but in such a small amount, it should just take away a little bit of feeling for a few hours!"
"Twilight, I'm not fucking drinking that"
>She slaps her forehead with a free leg
>"Oh!  Of course not, that would be silly!"
"I'm glad you saw rea-"
>"Venom proteins are broken down in the digestive system, rendering their effects null.  They have to be introduced intravenously into the system!"
>She grabs a clean syringe from the first aid kit and sucks up some of the poison into the needle
>"Now, hold out your arm..."
"No!"
>Twilight frowns
>"Anon, I promise you'll be fine.  I just want to help make up for what I did to you...please?  Please let me try to make it better?"
>Well, your neck was killing you...and you've never known Twilight to be off with her chemistry...it was her who developed the antivenin she gave you, after all
>You sigh in defeat
"Okay...but you better be right about this..."
>She grins as you hold out your arm
>Carefully, she finds a vein and sticks the needle in, pushing down on the plunger ever so gently
>Immediately, the pain in your neck begins to subside
"Hey, wow...that does feel better" you chuckle
>Twilight beams
>"You mean it?  Do you feel alright, Anon?  No dizziness or numbness?"
>You flex your fingers
"Nope.  I think you did it, Twilight"
>"Yes!" she states as she claw pumps
>"Score one for chemistry!"
>You laugh at her adorable dorkiness and rise to your feet
>Only to immediately fall back on your face
>Rolling over on to your back, you groan
>Twilight climbs on top of you, her expression filled with fear
>"Oh, dammit!  Anon!  Are you alright?!  Can you wiggle your toes?"
"Wiggle my...what?  Yes, I can wiggle my toes, I can't stand up is the problem!"
>You demonstrate by wiggling your little piggies rapidly
>Twilight breathes a sigh of relief
>"Okay...that's good"
>You growl
"What part of me not being able to stand up is good?!"
>She furrows her brow, frowning at you
>"The fact that you still have limited control over your extremities means that the venom isn't going to do permanent damage to your body.  You're just going to be a little weaker for an hour or two"
"Oh, yeah...I guess that sounds super when you put it like that..."
>Twilight slips off of you, deflated
>Her eyes are beginning to water
>"Oh...I just messed it all up again!  Why in the world did I think that this was a good idea?"
"Hey..." you softly state, reaching out a hand to her
"It's okay"
>She swats your hand away with a claw
>"No, it's not okay, Anon!  It's not okay that I wrap my own boyfriend up in his sleep!  It's not okay that I stick my fangs in him when I get excited!  It's not okay that I have to go hide in the bathroom after we make love so I can fight the urge to rip your head off and eat it!"
>She fights back her tears while you reach out to her again
"Alright, I'll admit that those things you mentioned aren't ideal...but the fact that you would go so far out of your way to not hurt me and to help me when I do get hurt means a lot more to me than getting bitten every once in a while"
>Twilight sniffs as she tenderly rubs your hand between her claws
"I know you mean well, and I'm sorry I snapped at you"
>"You have a right to snap at me, Anon.  You don't have to apologize"
>You groan as you, once again, grab her and pull her into an embrace
>As she lays next to you, you stroke the hair on her head
"Look, Twi...I got into this relationship knowing the risks and, to me, the benefits of being with you far outweigh the costs.  I love you, and I want to be with you..."
>You reach down and "boop" the spot where her nose would be
"You can't get rid of me with just a little poisoning, and you're just going to have to live with that"
>She smiles and kisses the end of your finger
>"I love you too, Anon...and technically, it's venom, not poison.  See, venom is different in that it's secreted from-"
>You shut her up with a kiss and she moans, stroking the back of your head with a claw
>When you break the kiss, she settles into your side, snuggling up to you
>"I am sorry I made you late for work, though..."
>You laugh
"Yeah, well, I didn't want to go, anyway.  Laying around with you is far more preferable"
>"Hmm...hold on, let me make you more comfortable"
>Before you can inquire what she means by comfortable, she hops to her feet and skitters over to a corner
>Climbing the wall, she excretes some webbing and begins jumping back and forth between the two sides of the corner
>Watching her work is always fascinating to you
>Acting on instinct, she quickly weaves an enormous, circular web which connects the two walls and spans from the floor to the ceiling
>When it's finished, you notice that the web is tilted upward at a 45 degree angle
>Sitting on her creation, she tosses you a strand of web
>"Think you can get up for a second?"
>You grab the sticky strand and pull, using it to hoist yourself up and onto your feet
>Sensing your legs about to give way again, you turn around and stumble backwards, falling into the giant web
>Your weight causes the web to sag and stretch before bouncing back into its taught position
>Twilight skitters down from the corner and rests herself on your chest, sighing in contentment
>You wrap your arms around her thorax and give her a light squeeze
>"See, Anon?  Isn't this more comfortable?"
>It was, actually
>Like a giant hammock...one that you were noticeably stuck to, however
"It's nice.  Provided you can get me unstuck eventually"
>"Mmmm, I don't know, Anon...I kind of like you right here.  Makes it easier to find food in case I get hungry" she licks her lips, teasing you
"Fine, I'll just fight my way free once the venom wears off and go get my big boots.  Lord knows they're due for a good bug squashing"
>She huffs and rests her head back on your chest
>"You're no fun"
>You laugh and kiss her forehead
"Oh, come on, Twilight.  Who's my beautiful little arachnid?"
>She smiles and looks at you out of the corners of several of her eyes
>"Me..."
"And you always will be"
>With the morning drifting into noon, you and Twilight doze off in her web without a care in the world
>And she only nibbles at your neck a few times to boot
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>Unfortunately, it seems that Twilight's drive to consume you hasn't been completely abandoned
>As you awake, you feel something wet on your neck
>Accompanying the the dampness are small, playful bites that seem to be testing the consistency of your flesh
>You even feel a tongue being dragged across your skin
>Yeah, okay, this does not sit well with you
>Without opening your eyes, you grimace
"Twilight, I thought we talked about this..."
>The biting immediately stops
>As silence fills the room, you smile, satisfied that your lover was deferential to your discomfort
>It warmed your heart to know how much she cared for you, suppressing her predatory instincts so that you would feel loved instead of hunted
>Although, it seems you may have spoken too soon, as the investigatory biting eventually continues
>Dammit, woman, you just want to sleep!
>You tear open your eyes and swiftly turn to face the irritant
"Twilight!"
>The shock at what you see nearly makes you jump out of the web
>Instead of the purple face you were expecting, a gaping, blue face with red eyes fills your vision
>"AAHH!"
>The spider launches herself backward before slamming into the floor below
>As the shock of seeing not-Twilight begins to fade, you focus your vision in the dimly lit room
"Oh...I guess I should've figured it was you..."
>Rainbow Dash scrambles to her feet before scurrying back a few steps
>"What's that supposed to mean?!"
>Before you can answer, Dash continues her back peddling, eventually hitting the wall behind her and scaling it
>She finally comes to a stop when she reaches the ceiling
>The innocent Twilight, on the other hand, yawns now, having been slumbering on your chest the entire time
>You look down to see her tired eyes gazing at you warmly
>"What's wrong, Anon?  What are you yelling about?"
>You nod your head in Dash's direction and Twilight peers over her shoulder to see the blue jumping spider, whistling and nervously twiddling her fore limbs
>Twilight groans, still a bit groggy
>"Rainbow Dash?  What are you doing in here?" she inquires, wiping her eyes with a limb
>"Uhh...I was...returning a book!  Yeah, just finished up 'Daring Do and the Quest to Hide in the Corner of the Shower'!" she produces the tome and throws it onto Twilight's table
>"Careful with that, please!  Thanks for bringing it back, though.  I suppose you'd like the next of the series, then?"
"I think what she's really after is a cookbook"
>Dash glares in your direction
>Twilight turns back to you
>"A what?  Why would she want-"
"Specifically one on how to prepare 6 foot mammals"
>Twilight gets your hint and sighs
>"Rainbow...were you trying to eat my boyfriend?"
>"No!" Dash practically shouts as she crosses her front legs defiantly
>"Why would I want to eat him?  He's too skinny.  Not enough meat on his bones"
>"Actually..." Twilight muses while she pokes your stomach with a claw
>"Anon's species has a surprisingly high muscle to body weight ratio.  See?"
"Hey!"
>Amidst your protests, she lifts up your shirt, displaying your abdomen to Rainbow
>"Plenty of muscle and a little bit of fat for flavor.  I bet Anon could feed an entire clutch of newborns for weeks, if not months"
>While you hang, suspended in silk, on display for Rainbow like a dead cow in a butcher's shop, you notice the blue spider's eyes widening
>Small strands of saliva begin to drip from her mandibles
>"Aha!" Twilight shouts, triumphantly, before lowering your shirt
>"I see that look, Dashie!  You do want to eat him, don't you?"
>"Uhh, well...oh, come on, Twilight!  How can I look at him and not think about food?  I must've eaten a hundred monkeys in my life, it's only natural"
"Yeah, I am pretty delicious" you chuckle
>"I'll say..." Twilight states quietly, winking at you
>"But, you can forget about it, Rainbow"
>Twilight holds you tight, snuggling your stomach
>"Anon's all mine, and he's NOT for eating"
>You return the hug and kiss her forehead, eliciting a satisfied giggle from her
>Rainbow gags at the display of sentimentality
>"Yeah, yeah, Twi, I get it.  The big ape belongs in the bedroom and not on the dinner table"
>Twilight frowns at her friend
>"I would appreciate it if you didn't objectify him like that.  Anon is a sentient, rational being, who-"
"Who really has to use the bathroom right now"
>Your pry the unwitting Twilight off of you, letting her fall off the web
>"Oh, sorry Anon.  Here, let me help you..."
>Without waiting for her to cut you loose, you pry yourself off the web with minimal difficulty and step out onto the hardwood
>Twilight gawks at you
>"How did you-"
"Looks like you need to eat, Twilight"
>You bend down and scratch the side of her head, tenderly
"Your webs always get a little weak when you don't get enough protein"
>Humming gratefully at your ministrations, she kisses your hand and smiles at you
>"Yes, well, I am feeling a bit hungry.  Rainbow?  Would you like something to eat?  I think I still have some of that pig that Applejack slaughtered yesterday"
>Rainbow just shrugs
>"Sure, I never turn down free food"
>She leaps down from her perch and falls to the floor before skittering off towards the kitchen
>As you head for the bathroom for some much needed relief, Twilight swats your behind with a back leg
>"Come back soon, okay?" she playfully laughs
>You meet her beautiful eyes with a mischievous grin
"I don't know Twilight, I know how you get when you feed.  Kind of afraid you'll try to gobble me whole"
>Twilight flutters all of her eyes at you
>"I told you you're not for eating...but I wouldn't mind putting a certain part of you in my mouth..."
>Before you can respond, you hear Rainbow calling out from the kitchen
>"Hey, Twilight!  You got any napkins?"
>Broken from her flirting, Twilight pouts
>"Well, at least she's using napkins this time..."
>With that, you two part ways
>When you've taken care of your bladder situation, you return to the kitchen
>As you're about to enter, you hear the two spiders chatting
>About you, it seems...
>"I don't really see it as an issue"
>"Are you kidding me, Twilight?  How can you live with him, kiss him, let alone sleep with him and NOT think about what he would taste like?  If I were you, I would've gone crazy trying to keep my fangs out of him"
>You pause by the entryway
>This ought to be good
>"Well...I guess I just don't really think about Anon as prey"
>That wasn't exactly truthful, considering the events of this morning
>"Oh, yeah?  Then what's with the bandage on his neck?"
>A momentary lull occurs before Twilight responds
>"That's private.  But if you must know, Anon and I were...getting intimate and we had a little accident with my fangs"
>More lying...
>"Anyway, I don't look at Anon like a meal, and neither should you.  Anon is-"
>Rainbow groans
>"I know, I know!  A thinking, rational being...look, it's not like I would ever ACTUALLY try to eat him.  It's just that it's like a cow having a buddy, make that a boyfriend, made out of grass.  The cow loves the grass, but every time she sees him, she can't help thinking about-"
>"I prefer to think that we are more than our baser instincts, Rainbow.  We don't always think in terms of what we can or can't eat, you know"
>"Well, I guess you've just got more self-control than me..."
>You decide you've heard enough
>Twilight's lying was a little disconcerting, but she was probably just embarrassed
>After all, she wasn't required to admit to Rainbow what she had almost done earlier today
>That stuff belonged between the two of you
>You round the corner, entering the kitchen to come upon a scene that probably belonged in a horror film
>Half of a raw pig lays flayed open on a platter in the middle of Twilight's kitchen table
>Its head is missing, Twilight had eaten that part first, and its innards lay sprawled out across the platter
>A drip pan is placed underneath the pig so as to collect the blood, but it still appears rather gruesome
>Had you not been so accustomed to the eating habits of your girlfriend by now, in that she only occasionally cooked her meat, you would have probably gagged
>Instead, you just grimace slightly
>Seeing you enter, Twilight swallows her mouthful of intestines, wipes away the juices from her mandibles and smiles
>"Hey, you!"
>You can only nod, flaring your nostrils at the bloody corpse
>Rainbow pipes up
>"Why do you do that sometimes?"
>You turn your attention to her
>While Twilight opts to sit at the table, Rainbow hangs from the ceiling by her own webbing, munching greedily on one of the pig's detached haunches
"Do what?"
>She swallows her chunk of flesh
>"That thing with those breathing holes on your face.  You sometimes make them bigger for a second.  Why?"
>Twilight answers for you
>"It's a sign of disgust or agitation among humans, apparently"
>As you move toward the fridge, Rainbow grunts
>"So why are you disgusted?"
"Maybe because I saw you"
>Twilight giggles and Rainbow groans
>"Whatever"
>Not particularly hungry, you find a few pieces of chocolate to snack on while Rainbow continues to speak
>"Oh, I also came over here because Pinkie said you didn't show up for work today and she was wondering what had happened to you"
>Rising from the fridge, you glance at Twilight who begins to look nervous
"Yeah, that's my bad.  I overslept, unfortunately.  Tell her I'm sorry and I'll be in first thing tomorrow if you see her"
>Twilight's relieved expression is missed by Rainbow Dash, who opts to sneer at you
>"Tell her yourself.  I'm not your errand girl"
>Moving next to Dash, you purr
"Oh, come on, grumpy webs, don't be like that"
>You slide a hand near her face, causing Dash to freeze up, eying your meaty appendage with hunger
"Tell you what.  If you're really nice to me, then on your birthday I'll strip naked, cover myself in barbeque sauce, and let you chase me all over town"
>Twilight bursts out laughing while Rainbow wipes away some newly formed saliva from her mouth
>"You would do that, you bastard"
>Chuckling, you forcefully bump one of Dash's legs with your fingers, causing her to spin around at the end of her strand
>"Hey, quit it!" she wails before cutting her webbing
>Dash falls to the ground and lands as gracefully as a cat
>Glaring up at you, she sighs
>"Quite a catch you've got, Twilight...anyway, I gotta head out.  Thanks for the meal"
>Rainbow tosses the half eaten haunch on the platter and scurries toward the door
>Twilight calls out after her
>"See you, Rainbow!  Thanks for stopping by!"
>When Dash leaves, you take a seat at the table opposite Twilight
>Not particularly bothered by the pig corpse anymore, you munch on your chocolate
"Am I going to have to start wearing fang-proof body armor around her?"
>Twilight sighs, finishing her meal, and starts putting away the swine
>"Rainbow's just messing with you Anon, she wouldn't actually try to eat you"
>Hefting the platter, she moves behind you to stow it in the fridge
>"Because if she did, she'd have me to deal with.  No spider's going to eat my man if I can help it"
>The "if she can help it" part bothers you a tad
>Realizing something, you speak up, not turning around
"Twilight, you didn't eat very much of your food"
>"I know, Anon...I don't really want to be on a full stomach for what I have planned next..."
"Why?  What's next?"
>You suddenly feel her forelegs reaching over your shoulders as she climbs onto your back
>Rubbing your chest with her claws, she kisses your neck softly and sensually
>Moving her mouth up to your ear, she begins to speak in a rhyme that you had no idea existed in this world as well as your own

>"Big mister Anon"
>"Tactful, yet hands-on"
>"Handsome and so well read.."

>As your smile widens, she nibbles your earlobe playfully while continuing

>"Along came a spider"
>"Desire inside her"
>"And took mister Anon to bed..."

>This girl right here...you didn't know anyone else who could pervert "Little Miss Muffet" into a sexual invitation
>You turn your head to the side and let her kiss your lips
>She hungrily embraces you, sliding her body around your torso until she sits in your lap as you two passionately kiss, letting your tongues wrap around each other
>You slide a hand down the front of her supple, round abdomen, down to where you knew she wanted you
>Finding that familiar, soft spot, she breaks from your kiss and gasps
>"Naughty boy..."
"You started it"
>She grins and mashes her lips to yours, before separating again
>"And I intend to finish it...so are you going to do what the rhyme said and come to bed with me?"
"Only if we get to add something to it...something not so fit for a children's story"
>"Well, I'll see what I can do- Oh!" Twilight moans as you stick a finger insider her quivering spiderhood
>"Oooh!  Stop teasing me already, Anon!" she groans as all eight of her legs tremble in pleasure
"Oh, but it's so fun to watch you squirm, my little love bug..."
>Amidst her panting, she shoots you an angry glare
>"Anon, if you don't bed me in the next 30 seconds, I'm going to hang you up by your feet for a week!"
>You pout
"And I thought you said that -I- was no fun"
>Before Twilight can retort, you rise to your feet, holding her in your arms and carry her up the stairs to her bedroom
>While you two kiss, she grasps you tightly the entire way, digging her claws into your back
>It hurts so good...
>Reaching her room, you move to the bed and proceed to lay her down on the sheets
>She moans an objection and won't let you go
"Twilight..."
>"W-Wait!  Anon, I want to try something..."
"Yes, my love?"
>"Well...just sit down on the edge of the bed, okay?"
>You comply and she attacks your clothes
>It's really amazing how fast eight limbs can remove all your garments
>As you sit, naked before her, she settles down onto the floor, the excitement at seeing your nude form causing her to sway her abdomen from side to side a little
>"Mmmm...I don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing you without your clothes on..."
"How do you think I feel, seeing your beautiful body all day?"
>Wistfully, she sighs
>"You always know what to say..."
>Twilight quickly props her four front legs up on the bed on either side of your legs
>Her face hovers over your still erect member
>"So what do you say to this, big boy?"
>The realization of what she wanted to try hits you
"Uh...oh, wow...umm, are you saying that you want to-"
>"Suck your dick?  Geez, was I being too subtle?" she groans, irritated at your denseness
"I guess so..." you nervously chuckle
>Her ire quickly fades as she looks up at you, eyes half lidded
>"Just relax, Anon.  I think you're going to enjoy this..."
>With that, she opens her maw and begins to lower her drooling mouth toward your cock
>Even in the low light of her bedroom, you can see her fangs glinting
>Nope
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!  Let's...let's just hold on a second"
>You reach out and pull her head up a little
>Her eyes meet yours, displaying her frustration
>"Anon!  I'm not going to bite it!"
"Well, see...it's not that I think you'll TRY to bite it.  It's just that-"
>She sighs
>"The fangs, I know"
"So you understand"
>She "hmphs"
>"Not really.  You don't seem to have a problem sticking your tongue in my mouth, why should this be any different?"
"Okay, that's true.  But if given the option, I think I'd opt to lose my tongue over...that"
>Twilight laughs
>"Hmmm...Anon with no tongue.  He wouldn't be able to object to my advances and would still have his remarkable genitalia..." she muses while playfully batting your dick
>"Sounds like the perfect boyfriend"
>You smirk at her
"Sexist..."
>She laughs again, but her smile falls as she seemingly stares into your soul
>"Look, Anon.  You don't have to worry, alright?  You know I can pull my fangs back a little, and I've...well, truth be told, I've been practicing..."
>Practicing?
"Wait, is that where all my hot dogs keep disappearing to?"
>"Mayyybe" she coyly states as she turns her gaze back to her target
>"You don't seem too turned off by the idea, Anon...maybe you should listen to this guy, here"
>She had you there, you were still at full mast despite the trepidation you were feeling
>Stupid dick...
>Without waiting for your inner turmoil to subside, Twilight extends her tongue and gives you a good lick from the base of your shaft up to the tip
>Her slimy tongue makes you cringe in pleasure
>Twilight flicks her tongue off the head of your now throbbing member, eliciting an unbidden gasp from you
>"Oh, I think he likes it, after all..." she giggles
>"Does he want me to go further?"
>Your eyes meet hers
>The beautiful, purple orbs glimmer at you eagerly
>Her round, soft abdomen seductively sways back and forth behind her
>Your lust takes hold
>"He does..."
>She grins before once again opening her mouth
>Pulling her fangs back as far as she can, she envelopes your cock head
>You grab the sheets tightly as her plump lips massage your dick
>You decide right there that if this was to be your unfortunate last blowjob, at least it was going to be a good one
>After a minute or so of teasing your head with her tongue, you can't take it anymore
>You move a hand to the back of her head and begin to push down
>She gets the hint and slowly begins to take more and more of you into her throat
>Surprisingly, she takes your entire length with ease, bottoming out on your base
>As she moves back up your shaft, flicking her tongue on the underside, she sees your astonishment and giggles
>Regretfully, Twilight pulls off your dick to laugh at you
>"Surprised, Anon?  I've put a lot of large chunks of meat in my mouth, you know...though none as tasty as this..."
>Faster this time, she gorges herself on your member, taking you all the way once again
"Hnnngh, oh god..."
>The pleasure causes you to grab her hair tightly as she takes you, over and over down wet warm, wet throat
>This appears to excite her and her actions become more eager and forceful
>As Twilight slides her head up and down on your dick, you immediately regret not trusting her with this sooner
>Her saliva was stickier than a human's, with a higher viscosity
>It felt like you were plunging into a bottle of purell
>Without the burning sensation, thankfully
>Through your euphoria, you see Twilight moving something along her legs, from back to front
>A strand of her silk, wrapped delicately around one of her front claws, comes into view
>What is she- ohhhhh...
>Without breaking her rhythm, Twilight begins to massage your ball sack with the silk covered claw
>The soft feeling of her thread is juxtaposed against the vigor with which she plays with your testicles
>It feels like nothing you have experienced
"Hooooly shit...you...you HAVE been practicing..." you manage to grunt out
>Twilight ignores your comment and continues her work, lost in the moment
>You notice her abdomen lifting up and down rapidly now
>Poor girl is getting really turned on by this
"You know, I almost feel baaaaaa-, unf, bad that I'm getting all this pleasure and you're not..."
>Twilight suddenly freezes and pulls off of your dick to smile at you
"Well, not bad enough that I want you to stop..."
>She licks her lips
>"Who said anything about stopping, Anon?" she coos, seductively
>Abruptly turning around, she skitters away toward the wall opposite you before scaling it
>Your eyes follow her as she quickly ascends the wall before climbing across the ceiling until she hangs right above you
>Looking down on you, and still wearing a grin, she attaches a strand to the ceiling and lowers herself down until she hangs in front of you
>You reach out and pull her head towards you, embracing her in osculation
>Ah, the old upside down kiss...she knew you were a sucker for that
>Unfortunately, this doesn't solve the problem of your aching member wanting to get in on the action
>Before you can point this out to her, she breaks from you and lowers herself further
>Eventually, the underside of her abdomen is facing you and you can feel her tongue flicking at your dick below her
>"Please tell me I don't have to spell this out for youuuuu!  Oh, oh my!"
>She certainly doesn't
>You've already reached forward to hold the sides of her abdomen
>Not so gently, you begin to lick and probe at her sopping wet spidergina
>"Oh!  Oh, Anon...yes, don't stop..."
>You pull away from her snatch
>A strand of her juices still connects her lips to yours
"I thought this was so we both could feel good..."
>"Ha...yes, you're right..."
>Fulfilling her end of the bargain, she picks up where she left off, sucking at your head before taking you deeper
>The pleasure causes you to bury your face in her crevasse, eagerly licking and sucking at her folds
>You run your hands across her backside, feeling the warm fur as it passes between your fingers
>Your efforts do not go unrewarded, as Twilight groans, her mouth still full of your cock
>Her legs shoot towards and wrap around you, pulling your upper body closer into her
>Her claws dig into your back
>The pain mixes with your pleasure, making your tongue attacks more eager
>As you two vertically 69 each other, Twilight begins to grunt and quiver in your arms
>Almost there...
>"Mmmph!  Mmmph!"
>You point your tongue and drive into her
>"MMMMMMMPH, OH, YES!"
>Twilight's orgasm causes her to separate from your dick as she howls
>A torrent of sweet, sticky juices is expelled from her cunt and into your mouth
>You didn't particularly care for the taste, but you lap it up anyway
>After spending a few seconds catching her breath, Twilight returns to your still unsatisfied dick
>Quite the trooper, this little spider, as she attacks your cock with renewed vigor
>Long gone are your fears about accidentally being bitten down there
>You lovingly tend to her still quivering spiderhood, cleaning up any juices you missed
>Between how close she's holding you, how aggressive her sucking has become, and how much her juices were strangely arousing, you feel yourself reaching your limit rather quickly
"Twaghlot"
>You swallow some of the fluid before continuing
"Twilight...I'm...I'm gonna...Oh, god!"
>You hold her abdomen tight against your face as you begin to give Twilight her prize
>She buries your entire dick in her throat and holds you there as waves of cum begin to shoot into her maw
>While you had initially had some reservations about swallowing her juices, you can feel Twilight greedily gulping down your semen
"You're...you're a dirty little spider aren't you, Twilight?" you gasp out
>She chuckles and pulls your softening member from her mouth, kissing the tip before speaking
>"Only for you, big boy, only for you..."
>Without giving you any warning, she cuts her thread, letting her backside fall on top of you
>The sudden weight causes you to fall backwards onto the bed
>Standing up and turning around, Twilight lays down on your chest, letting you embrace her
>As you stroke her hair, she speaks
>"Thanks for trusting me, Anon.  You don't know how much it means to me"
>You looks up into your eyes
>"I love you, my big, silly monkey"
>You grin
"Not as much as I love you, my beautiful, little arachnid"
>You two share a little more pillow talk before opting to lay together in lovers' bliss
>That is until you remember something very, very important
>Twilight's post-coital feeding behavior...
>You quickly look up to see her staring at you
>Not as before, though.  Not with love in her eyes
>Now her gaze is filled with inexhaustible hunger.  Her fangs look more protruded and her mouth waters
>Adrenaline surges into your bloodstream as you grab Twilight by the throat and flip her over onto the bedsheets, pinning her underneath you
>She howls and tries to flail her legs at you as you hold them down under your knees
>Her eyes are filled with bestial malice as she chomps at the air, straining to bite you
"Twilight!  Twilight, snap out of it!  It's me!  It's Anon!"
>Her biting stops and her legs become still as she tries to catch her breath
>"I know, I know!  Oh, I'm so sorry!"
>Her eyes are starting to water
>"I'm sorry!  I-I should be better than this!  I should..."
>She begins to weep
>Her long, loud cries fill the bedroom as her frustration gets the better of her
"Twilight, no.  Don't cry, I still love you"
>"Well you shouldn't!" she spits at you
>"How could you be so stupid as to love me!  I just tried to eat you, and here you are, idiotically trying to ignore something that millions of years of evolution have programmed me to do!!"
"Twilight-"
>"Shut up, Anon!" she fumes at you, tears streaming from her eyes
>"I don't know whether to be more angry at me or at you for making me love you, knowing full well I'll just try to eat you!  I hate you!  I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!"
>She sputters and curses some more before finally tiring herself out, crying softly
"Feel better?"
>She looks at you, eyes red and still watering
>"No...Anon, I'm s-"
"Stop apologizing" you growl
"I told you I don't blame you for your biology, and I'm willing to accept the risks of this relationship.  You have to trust me when I say that it's worth it to me.  You're worth it to me.  Don't beat yourself up so much over this"
>She swallows some of her grief
>"I don't deserve you..."
>You chuckle
"Hey, I'm not so perfect myself, you know"
>She screws up her face
>"Oh, yeah?  Name one thing that's wrong with you"
"Well, for starters, I like to hang around dangerous women"
>That gets a genuine laugh from her
>"Thanks, Anon.  I needed that..."
>Twilight sighs and strains a little against your grasp
>"Well, I don't really think this is the norm when it comes to cuddling, but it's kind of nice...being with you instead of hiding in the bathroom..."
"I wouldn't trade it for anything, Twilight"
>She moans appreciatively and rubs her abdomen against you
>"Who knows?  Maybe in time, we can...hey!"
>She peers down at your crotch before shooting you a glare
>"Anon!  Don't tell me you're...are you getting turned on by this?!"
>You look down to see that you are, in fact, starting to become hard again
"Uhh..."
>You fumble for an explanation
"Well, you were rubbing against me and-"
>"Is that what this is about?  It is, isn't it!  You get off on the potential danger of being with me!  Dammit, Anon!  Are you telling me that you've turned something I'm completely ashamed of into your fetish?!"
"No!  Twilight, it's not that simple!"
>"Oh, yeah?  Then what is it?!"
"Well...see, I just...I've kind of got you pinned here..."
>A smile begins to creep across her face
>"Oh, I get it, Anon.  You like to be in control, don't you?"
>She bites her lip and flutters her eyes at you, causing your dick to stand at full attention
>"Mmmm, yes...you've got a dangerous predator right where you want her, don't you?  You can do anything to her and she can't resist..."
>Your cock is now practically throbbing
>Yeah, she had you pegged, as usual
>From day one in Arachnia, you had felt out of place, your usual position of being top of the food chain had been taken from you
>But now...
>"So, big man, now that you've conquered me, are you going to take what's yours?  What you want?"
"Twilight?  Don't you need to eat?"
>"Shh...It's not about what I want right now.  It's about what you've earned.  Your hunt has been successful, you studly ape...I think it's time you enjoyed your prize"
>You can't deny the bestial impulses flowing through you now
>From somewhere inside you, the fury of your caveman ancestors courses through your blood
>The need to conquer, to subdue...
>Turns out you were as much of a slave to your instincts as Twilight
>You growl and bear your teeth for her
>Twilight gasps in pleasure a little
>Glad that she was totally on board with this, you reach down with your free hand and dig your fingers between her spinnerets
>"Whoa!  Hey, Anon!  That's a sensitive area!"
>Ignoring her protests, you pull a strand of webbing from her behind
>Keeping your hand near her head, you move your knees off of her legs
>Still stricken with homicidal impulse they flail up at you, trying desperately to snag your face in their grasp
>Wasting no time, you take the silk and wrap it around her legs, binding them together, before tying it off
>You laugh at the comical scene before you
>Twilight is now essentially hog tied with her own webbing as she struggles to free herself
>"You bastard!"
"Oh, come now, love bug.  Don't tell me this doesn't excite you" you sneer
>If she could blush from under her exoskeleton, she would
>"Maybe a little..."
>That was all you needed to hear as you move back on top of her
>Staring up at you, she smiles
>"I love you, An- AH!"
>Without any warning, you thrust your erect member deep into her vagina
>Her warmth embraces you
>She was so tight, so eager
>As you begin to thrust into her wet opening, she screams
>"Oh!  Oh, yes, Anon!  Make me your prey!"
>Today was a day of discovery, for sure
>Not only had you learned that Twilight could give an excellent blowjob, but that she had a thing for being dominated by a prey species
>You hold her legs tightly as you pound her spiderhood with renewed vigor
>The wet, warm tunnel drives you onward
>Her tongue begins to loll out of her mouth and her eyes roll back in her head
>"Anon!  I think I'm...I'm..."
"Prey doesn't talk, Twilight" you growl
>That sends her over the edge as her vagina grasps you, trembling in ecstasy
>"AHHHH!"
>She cums harder than you've ever seen her do, pushing her abdomen up at you to meet your savage thrusts
>As she gasps for breath, you decide to relent a little, giving her time to rest
>"Why...why are you stopping, great hunter?  You haven't finished..."
>She gazes at you, a mixture of both hunger and lust filling her eyes
>"Anon...Anon, I think you should put it somewhere else"
"And where would that be, my prey?" you sneer
>Twilight shivers at being called that before answering
>"My webhole..."
>Surprise fills your face at hearing Twilight's request
>She had already voiced her displeasure at your hand being there...who knows what she would feel if you actually fucked it
>"D-Do it, Anon...please..."
>Reluctantly, you remove your engorged member from her sopping vagina before inching back a bit, aligning yourself with her spinnerets
"Ready?"
>She glares at you
>"Don't ask me, just do it"
>You grin
>Well, she asked for it...
>You begin to insert yourself into her webhole
>"AUGH!  Oh, sweet Spiderlestia!"
>Twilight writhes and moans on the bed as you penetrate her most sacred of areas
>Getting in was a little tough
>Her webhole was tighter and you grunt, trying to force yourself in
>It felt too good to stop, though
>You can feel her warmth as before, but you can also feel the sticky strands of her webbing wrapping around your dick
>You finally hilt inside her
>Twilight pants harder than ever, wide eyed and writhing
>"Again!"
>Not one to keep a woman waiting, you begin to pull out for another thrust
>It's harder than you thought, the sticky webbing acts like glue as you grunt, trying to remove yourself
>Pushing off of her bound legs, you finally reach a point where only the head of your cock is still inside her
>Her spinnerets lovingly caress the sides of your dick, urging to you enter once more
>Faster this time, you thrust back inside your prey
>"AHHHHHH!!!"
>Twilight screams as her irises become pin pricks
>Her pleasure pain only fuels your lust as you forcefully pull yourself out to thrust into her again
>Twilight turns her gaze to you
>Every time you flex your muscles, straining to pull out of her hole, she moans in lust
>And when you thrust back in, she screams in stimulation
>"Anon!  I!  Love!  YouuuuuAHHH!!"
>Soon enough, you see her vagina quivering again, as it expels more of its juices
>She was loving this as much as, if not more than, you were
>Despite the fact that you had already cum today, you feel you're not going to last long
>Her warmth, her webbing, her screams of orgasm, they all drive you onward to your goal
>Eventually, you can bear it no longer and you thrust forward one final time into her
>You feel your cock spasm as it fires a copious amount of semen into somewhere evolution never intended it to be
>You groan and lurch forward onto her body as the waves of pleasure wash over you
>You can't think, you can't hear, you can barely even breathe
>For a solid minute, you both lie together, panting and heaving
"Twilight...I think..."
>She tries to answer
>"Y-Yes...my love?'
>You gasp
"I think...I think I'm done being predator for today"
>She bursts into laughter
>"Yeah, okay...I can see how it might get tiring"
>You raise your eyes to look at her
>Panting, she stares up at you with that same combination of hunger and lust
"How are you feeling right now?"
>Catching her breath, she ponders your query before frowning
>"Still wanting to feed...on you, unfortunately..."
"Ah, well...at this point I'm so exhausted I probably couldn't resist"
>"You could at least pull yourself out of my webhole.  Still kind of sensitive, you know..."
>Obliging her, you push off of her and remove yourself completely from her
>A mixture of cum and webbing adorns your dick and connects you to her
"Ha...gross..." you muse as you try to pull the sticky strands off of your little buddy
>You notice that Twilight is shifting uncomfortably in her bindings
"Here, let me get those off you"
>She tries to jerk away
>"No!  Anon, I might-"
>"Then I'll just put you in the bathroom like usual"
>Twilight frowns, her lip quivering
>"Anon, I don't want that"
"Oh.  Well, that's okay, I'll just go for a walk then while you calm down"
>"No!  Anon, you don't get it!"
>Twilight looks like she's about to cry again
>"I don't want us to just ignore this problem"
>She snickers
>"Or just try to mask it with kinky sex...you and I are together and I want us to be able to really, honestly, deal with this!"
>You sigh
"Okay, Twilight.  What did you have in mind?"
>She inhales deeply
>"We cuddle"
>You raise a brow at her
>"I don't care what it takes, but you and I are going to have an honest to goodness post-sex cuddle like a normal couple until I no longer want to eat you!"
"But-"
>"This isn't up for debate, Anon!  You're going to unwrap me and then you're going to cuddle the ever loving shit out of me!"
"Guess you're back to not being prey" you groan
>Twilight giggles
>"Oh, Anon.  In spider relationships, the girlfriend usually makes most of the rules"
>You grunt
"Yeah, it's pretty similar with humans..."
>Planning your moves carefully, you begin to unravel Twilight's bonds
>When you've just about freed her, you quickly toss aside the last of her shackles before scooping her up and placing her on your lap
>Facing her away from you in a sitting up position, you hold hold her body tight against you, pinning her legs underneath your arms
>"So quick, Anon.  Very impressive"
"Well, I aim to please"
>You two sit in silence for a little while before Twilight grunts
>"Not that I mind terribly, but you're holding me a little tight"
"I think this is acceptable"
>"Well, yes, it's intimate and all, but I would like to be able to breathe..."
"I can feel you breathing, you're fine"
>She sighs
>"Ah, yes...I suppose I am"
>She strains to look up at you
>"Don't let me try to trick you like that again, okay?"
"I'll try"
>"Good"
>A few more moments of silence pass between you two before you decide to speak up
"So I'm going to guess that this isn't a normal problem for your species, is it?"
>Twilight grimaces
>"No...females of our species still get the urge to feed after mating and throughout pregnancy, but that need usually isn't directed at our mates"
>She laughs.  It feels good to see her somewhat happy
>"I mean, can you imagine?  You wouldn't see many marriages lasting very long if the husband was eaten after sex"
"So why is it different between us?"
>As if that was the question she feared the most, Twilight shudders in your arms
>"Because...because you're like a prey species to us..."
>She cranes your head to look up at you
>"Normally a female seeks to hunt fresh prey after mating...which is why I can't just go eat something out of the fridge to satisfy me"
>You groan
"And here I am, a huge mass of nutrient rich flesh and fat for you to feast on right after fucking, huh?"
>Twilight sighs
>"I don't think of you like that, Anon.  You're my lover, my companion, my best friend...but, the instincts...the impulses...they just take control"
>She huffs
>"But I am more than that!  I will beat them!  I love you that much, Anon, you'll see!"
>You bend down to kiss the top of her head
"I love you that much too, Twilight.  And I have full confidence that you'll-"
>"Did you hear that, Anon?"
>You didn't
"Hear what?"
>"One of my webs downstairs!  I think it caught something!  Oh, it's probably a bird that flew in through an open window!"
>You feel her saliva drip down onto your arm
"Twilight, I didn't hear anything"
>She strains against your grasp
>"Oh, but you must have!  I can almost feel it struggling, plain as day!  Let me go, Anon!"
>You strain your ears before finally hearing a faint, rustling, squawking noise
"Oh, yeah...yeah, I hear it"
>"Okay, great, whatever, you hear it, Anon!  Let me go, already!"
>She struggles against your arms, completely flustered
>Yeah, right
"Sorry, Twilight.  You're staying right here"
>"No!  No, let me kill it!  It'll satisfy my hunger!"
"And how do I know you won't just turn around and bite me once I let you go?"
>She sighs
>"I guess you don't...I haven't really given you a reason to trust me, have I?"
>Seeing her so despondent gets you down
"Twilight?"
>"Yes, Anon?"
"Do you promise me, from your heart of hearts, that you will actually go downstairs and kill that bird?  Think carefully about your answer"
>"Yes!  Yes, I promise!"
"Are you sure?"
>Twilight moans
>"I'm sure!"
"Okay...then I'm going to let you go...but if you turn on me, I'll do everything in my power to fight you off.  And if I win, I'm not coming back, okay?  I can take your biological impulses, but I can't stand you lying to me"
>She whimpers
>"Anon, I would never lie to you about something so important.  I KNOW I can go for the bird instead of you"
"Okay, here we go..."
>You let your arms go only a teensy bit slack and Twilight darts from your grasp
>You brace yourself for an attack...that never happens
>Twilight speeds off out of the bedroom and down the stairs
>You hear the frantic squawking sound again before it's suddenly cut short
>In it's place, you hear Twilight groaning in pleasure
>Your stomach churns, imagining her devouring the unfortunate creature
>Before long, Twilight enters the bedroom again, a few feathers still clinging to her mandibles
>"Told you, Anon" she joyfully proclaims
>You point to your face
"You got a little something on your-"
>Before you can finish, she launches herself at you
"AAAH-mmmm!"
>Your screams are drowned as Twilight tackles you back onto the bed, planting her lips against yours
>You gag and push her off of you
"Augh!  You taste like bird!"
>She laughs, loud and long
>"Whoops!  Sorry, silly monkey.  I forgot you don't like raw meat"
>You embrace Twilight and pull her onto your chest all the same
"It's fine, just glad to have you back, Twi"
>She hums as she rubs her blood stained face on your torso
>"Glad to be back, Anon"
>The comfortable silence is broken by Twilight
>"I wouldn't blame you, you know..."
"Blame me for what?"
>"If it got too much for you...if you wanted to leave me..."
>You pull her farther up on you to kiss her forehead
"That's not going to happen.  Not as long as we're both honest with each other in everything we do"
>Her clawed limbs wrap around your neck, tenderly
>"Okay, Anon.  I can live with that"
"So can I, Twilight"
>After some time, you hear Twilight begin to snore
>As you feel sleep overtaking you, you mutter
"So can I..."