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All right, settle down, settle down.
Yes, I know. They're both great books.

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So, my question is:

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which one do you like better?

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<i>Catcher in the Rye,</i> for sure.

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Holden Caulfield's a pimp.

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No.

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Iceberg Slim is a pimp.

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Holden Caulfield is a spoiled rich kid
from the Upper East Side

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who goes to a fancy prep school.

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Sound familiar?

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Uh, what about you, Mr. Anderson?

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Well, my dad's not
a billionaire Wall Street CEO,

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and if he is, he owes my mom a whole lot
of back child support.

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So I'm partial to<i> Lord of the Flies.</i>

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I don't think Holden Caulfield
would last a week on this island.

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He'd be running around like a little punk,
wishing for this nightmare to be over.

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Kind of like a substitute teacher.

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Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Well played, Max.

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You know, the good news is

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you have a very bright academic future
ahead of you.

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The bad news is,

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you're probably gonna be a virgin
till you're 35 years old.

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All right, class, that's a wrap.

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Anderson, out.

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Bye, Mr. Anderson.

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Bye, sweetheart, take it easy. Later, man.

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Saved by the bell, huh?

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Principal Mellon, hey.

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You definitely have a way
with the students, Rob.

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Kids, for some reason,
I connect with them.

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It's probably our love of Rihanna
and the occasional acne flare-up.

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Listen, Ms. James' stint in rehab
is gonna go a bit longer than expected...

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Okay, yeah, well, crack'll do that to you.

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I've got a full-time position.
Love to talk to about it...

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Let me stop you right there.

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I'm good for a couple days a week,

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but I can't commit
to anything more than that.

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Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm getting married tomorrow.

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I have an Uber waiting outside,

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and I don't want
to mess up my five-star rating.

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- Think about it.
- Thank you.

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Baby, it's me.

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I don't know if you got my messages.
I'm in the terminal.

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- I'll see you soon. Whoa!
- Hey!

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Oh! Excuse me.

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Ah!

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God!

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Excuse me. Whoo!

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Hey. Hi. Rob Anderson.

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I'm on Flight 1492 to Charleston.

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Oh, oh, I'm sorry, sir.
The doors to that flight are closed.

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Well, can't you open them?

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I mean, it's doors, that's what they do.
They open and close.

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I...

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Ah! I can get you
on a flight for tomorrow.

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No, no, no, I can't go tomorrow.
I need to be there today.

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I get married tomorrow.

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Oh.

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I am sorry, sir. Our last flight out today
is completely booked.

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- No.
- Mm-hmm.

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Attention!

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Attention, ladies and gentlemen.

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My name is Rob Anderson.

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I'm willing to do unspeakably desperate
and nasty things

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for a plane ticket
on the next flight to Charleston.

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Anybody?

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How desperate?

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Um... Anything short of a felony.

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Oh.

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Well, do you have cash?

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No, but I do have
this first-generation iPhone.

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Oh...

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Well, you're not exactly dazzling me
with options here.

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I have been known
to be a pretty tender lover.

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Ooh. Well, I'm gonna need a sample
of your work.

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Okay.

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- Hi, beautiful.
- Hi.

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How was that?

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I got your messages.
We're on the next flight out.

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- Yes! See, that's why I'm marrying you.
- You are lucky you just got here.

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You know, I was really mad
about two glasses of wine ago.

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I have a very good excuse.
See, I was securing our financial future.

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You're late
because you were playing the lotto.

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Baby, you got to be in it to win it.

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Hey, I got you something.

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You know, at one point,

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you described that as a rainbow exploding
in your mouth.

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Now, there's a lot of different ways
I can go with that,

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but I'm just gonna stick to,
"They're yummy."

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Right now, I'm just happy you're here.
I had a really tough day.

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Oh, what happened? Did your daddy
buy some mom-and-pop company

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and has to fire everybody
so he ain't gonna make the wedding?

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- You wish.
- I do!

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No, I had to tell a six-year-old

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that she has a tumor in her stomach
and needs surgery.

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- Oh, babe, that's terrible.
- But she's gonna beat it for sure.

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Yeah, she's gonna beat it. You know why?

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'Cause she's got the best doctor
in New York City.

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Oh, scratch that.
She's got the best doctor in the galaxy.

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Assuming there are space doctors
out there on some undiscovered planet.

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Stop it. Wait, how was school?

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- It was good.
- Yeah?

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Yeah, I didn't save nobody's life,
but Mellon offered me a full-time gig.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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That's great, baby!

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You are an amazing teacher.

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Thank you.
What took us so long to do this?

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Uh, probably because it took you
seven years to ask.

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Hmm.

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You know, a part of me
thought you'd never propose.

113
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Well,
it's like my favorite Justin Bieber song.

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- "Never Say Never."
- Oh, yeah.

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Or my second favorite
Justin Bieber song...

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- "Sorry."
- That was a good one.

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- Would you look at the flowers!
- Yeah, it's nice.

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Oh, look at that one. It's beautiful.

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- Hey, my man!
- What's up?

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- Excuse me for one second.
- Oh, hi.

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- What's up, man?
- What's up, buddy?

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Hey, real quick,

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did you know your mother sang back up
for The Gap Band on the Humpin' Tour?

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Yeah, I think
she missed my birthday that year.

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- First of many.
- Robbie, baby!

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- Hey, Mama.
- Listen.

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I was just about to tell Benjamin

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about the time I was singing
with Rick James in 1984.

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It was a lot of cigarettes,
Johnnie Walker Black,

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and it involved a basement!

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There's my beautiful baby girl.

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- Daddy, hi!
- Hi, baby. Oh.

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- Wow, you made it.
- Yes!

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- How are you, sir? Good...
- You're late.

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Yeah, we had a rough start.
But I think the worst part is behind us.

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What Rob didn't tell you
is that he got a job offer today.

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- Really?
- Larkin Prep wants him to teach full-time.

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Oh, now, that's nice.

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You're getting married,
working for the man,

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like a productive member of society.

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Yeah, but I didn't say I was gonna accept.

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You know, the hours, from eight to three,

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and then you have to stay behind
and grade papers.

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Sounds like backbreaking work.

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Rob is just so amazing with those kids.
They love him.

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I mean,
he is going to make a great father.

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And I cannot wait for the grandbabies.

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Maybe we'll just wait a while
for the kids.

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We'll just enjoy marriage, right?

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You ordered the wrong font
for the programs.

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I expect you to pick up the new ones
first thing tomorrow.

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Okay. It's not like I have
anything important to do, right?

153
00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:05,235
And, Rob, this is your wedding rehearsal.
You could at least wear a jacket.

154
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,779
- It is a jacket.
- It's a sweater.

155
00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:10,448
Well,
it's kind of like a jacketed sweater.

156
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It's a "swacket."

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A swacket.

158
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Dad, uh, where is Vicky?

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Oh, she's checking you guys in
because Rob was so late.

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We're all just trying to make this
the perfect wedding for you.

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If only your mother were here.

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Dad, I know, but she is here. She's here.

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Oh, I have to take this.

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An investor group is planning
a hostile takeover of my company,

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on this of all weekends.

166
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You kids start without me. Hello?

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What do you got? You're kidding me!

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Is he really gonna miss the rehearsal?

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It's okay.
I am the daughter of Reginald Swope.

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- I'm used to it. Hi!
- Hi.

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All right, loving family, let's rehearse.

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- Thank God we are here.
- Yes.

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Did I ever tell you that I love you,
but I hate your driving?

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00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,073
- Why, 'cause I know how to drive?
- You're terrible.

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00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,515
Yeah, whatever. I'm terrible.

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00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:20,518
Did you hear Megan's dad going on and on
about the programs?

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00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,729
Yes, and you need to tighten up, man,

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because it's my responsibility
to make sure you handle your business.

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What are you even talking about?

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It's a fact that the best man
has his pick

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of the single ladies at the wedding.

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I don't want you making me look bad.

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00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,616
You don't need me.
You make yourself look bad.

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Look at that Afro.
It's not coming back the third time.

185
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,578
You know what?
Just give me the ring. Come on.

186
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,497
Oh, ring... Uh...

187
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,540
Uh, must've packed it in the bag.

188
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Megan told me you skipped out
on dance lessons, okay.

189
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It's the first dance, man.
It means a lot to her, so lock it in.

190
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,550
Do you know I'm a natural dancer?

191
00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:55,678
You know, my pop-lock is on fleek.
You know... Bah, bah!

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All right.
Listen, how are your vows looking?

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00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,350
- I got 'em.
- Because you memorized 'em?

194
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,519
- Oh, no. I'm gonna wing it.
- Come on.

195
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,145
This is your wedding, man.

196
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,148
You can't just go half-ass it
like you do everything else in life.

197
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,650
Come on, you just can't do it...

198
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,013
Here comes Vicky. How do I look?

199
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,570
Like the Fat Albert kids went
to prep school.

200
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:13,655
Do I look nervous?

201
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,365
- Yeah, you look nervous.
- I do?

202
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,243
Boys. Here are your keys.

203
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,703
- And a porter will be out for your bags.
- Thank you.

204
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,331
- Hey, Vicky.
- Hey.

205
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:24,873
You look...

206
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,836
So, what is your policy
on wedding party relations?

207
00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,921
Because I am so into that.

208
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,339
That's wonderful.

209
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,925
I would get more pleasure
from a plastic man doll.

210
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,928
So, you want me to bring the toys?

211
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,011
Wow.

212
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:40,557
That was "no."

213
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,768
Congratulations, sir.
This must be the lucky lady.

214
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,252
- Oh, no.
- Oh, hell no. No!

215
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,438
- No, we tried that once.
- Just once.

216
00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,107
It was weird. It was like hell,

217
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,609
if hell was really cold and wet,

218
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:55,488
like your grandma's moldy basement
after a bad flood.

219
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,283
Hold up, is that Cody?

220
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:06,166
What is Megan's handsome, successful
ex-boyfriend doing here?

221
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,718
Rob!

222
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,678
Huh?

223
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,389
Nice car.
I was waiting for it to transform.

224
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:24,350
- What the hell are you doing here?
- Is that a cardigan?

225
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,021
Holy shit.

226
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,106
She's gotten hotter.

227
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,608
Hey, babe!

228
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,072
Cody.

229
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:40,283
- Yes, ma'am.
- Uh, what are you doing here?

230
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,036
Oh... there we go.

231
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,788
Your father made me his plus one.

232
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,167
Yeah, the old man gave me my start.
When he calls, I come running.

233
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,045
Made it sound
like Rob wasn't gonna show up.

234
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:56,132
Thought I might have to step in, so...
I brought a tux.

235
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,215
It's Armani.

236
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,344
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

237
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,220
I'll be wearing a suit.

238
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,722
Also Armani.

239
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,891
All right, let's get this party started!

240
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,560
All right, bachelorettes, in the bus.
Let's go.

241
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,270
All right, have fun. Good night!

242
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,897
Huh, Rob? Huh?

243
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,148
Yeah. Good night.

244
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,110
Your dad's always full of surprises, huh?

245
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,654
What's next, prom date?

246
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,239
I'm sorry, babe.

247
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,492
You know, we haven't had time
to spend with each other.

248
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,660
Well, you know what's good?

249
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,162
The fact that you have the rest
of your life to make it up.

250
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,290
But what happens if I gain 50 pounds,
my hairline starts receding?

251
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,167
- Ooh.
- I stop making you smile.

252
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,378
I can deal with the bald head
and some love handles,

253
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,301
but you're gonna have to work
to make me smile.

254
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,380
Hmm.

255
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,384
That's the easy part.

256
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,135
It is!

257
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,805
I can't wait to see you tomorrow
in your tux, babe.

258
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,765
And you're gonna look beautiful
in your dress.

259
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,558
Oh, thank you.

260
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,730
Bye!

261
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,733
- Bye!
- Be safe.

262
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,817
All right.

263
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:01,364
See, now that woman
deserves a great wedding.

264
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,907
Yes, she does.

265
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:05,618
- You got a lot on your plate, Rob.
- Yeah.

266
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,621
- You sure you don't wanna stay in?
- Is the wedding tonight?

267
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,705
No.

268
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,874
One drink won't kill us.

269
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,297
<i>♪ Bye-bye, love ♪</i>

270
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,684
Please!

271
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,522
Christ, for the love of God,
stop building shit!

272
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,232
Hey, did you hear that?

273
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,446
Hang on, buddy! I'm coming!

274
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,044
What in the hell?

275
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,838
All right. I think we got it.

276
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:02,342
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, no, we don't.
No, we don't got it.

277
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:06,679
Guys! I'm gonna need
just a little more time in here!

278
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,724
Everybody...
Everybody, y'all just take the next one!

279
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,060
<i>Ocupado! Ocupado!</i>

280
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,187
Finally!

281
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,649
Oh! Oh!

282
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,154
You know what? Screw it.
I've been waiting for 20 minutes.

283
00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,906
Are you in or out, guy?

284
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,410
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

285
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,841
Hi. Hi.

286
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,342
Hi.

287
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,888
- Hi.
- Excuse me, sir, you're naked.

288
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:51,432
Yeah. Um, listen, I need a room key.

289
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,104
I'm sorry,
but I didn't hear what you said.

290
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,688
I'm trying not to look at your junk.

291
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,857
Okay, I need a room key.

292
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,401
- Thank you.
- Please.

293
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,903
- Oh, thank you.
- Name?

294
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,530
Rob Anderson.

295
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:09,283
I don't see your reservation.

296
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,119
Check under Swope.

297
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,414
Nothing under Swope, either.

298
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,207
- I'm in room 412.
- No, you're not.

299
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,877
- Wait. Please, don't do that.
- Get security.

300
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,505
Listen, can I just use your phone, please?

301
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,632
Please?

302
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,971
Thank you. You are an angel.

303
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:37,395
<i>♪ Why should I feel ♪</i>

304
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,522
<i>♪ Discouraged? ♪</i>

305
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:46,112
<i>♪ Why should the shadows... ♪</i>

306
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,029
This is Benny.

307
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,532
Hey, listen, I need you
to come downstairs to the lobby

308
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,742
and tell Cadbury McPocketsquare

309
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,036
that we have eight rooms in the hotel.

310
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:56,164
You're still at the hotel?

311
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,957
Yeah, where are you?

312
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,168
I am at the church.

313
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,252
You're at the what?

314
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,504
Boy, you did not go
to my wedding without me!

315
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,631
Dude, you weren't in your room, man.

316
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,676
I know, because I was stuck
in an elevator!

317
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:09,760
Wait, what?

318
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,930
Listen, I just need you
to come down here and get me

319
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,682
before everybody notices I'm gone.

320
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,268
Hey, Rob, I got something to tell you,

321
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,062
and I don't think you're gonna be
too jazzed up about it.

322
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,023
Did you pick up the programs?

323
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,358
Okay, two things.

324
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,528
Come on, Benny. I only gave you one job!

325
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,197
Dude, they weren't open, man.

326
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,616
<i>So I kind of just came on down
to the church,</i>

327
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:36,621
and the ceremony
kind of just started, man.

328
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,290
- No, no, it didn't.
- Yes, it did.

329
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,293
Look, I'm not saying it's ruined.

330
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,879
<i>Only half the guests have left so far.</i>

331
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,758
But the mood up in here
is like menopause and PMS had a baby.

332
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,010
All right?
Plus, your mom over there playing...

333
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,553
<i>♪ I sing ♪</i>

334
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:58,768
<i>♪ Because I'm free ♪</i>

335
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,686
just a bunch of gospel songs.

336
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,104
<i>No, tell me you're lying.</i>

337
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,982
Man, look, she played "Amazing Grace"...

338
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,066
Oh, no!

339
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,069
<i>"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot."</i>

340
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:11,489
Next on the playlist is
"What a Friend We Have in Jesus."

341
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:16,118
I ain't never heard so many slave songs
played back-to-back in my life.

342
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,871
It's so bad, Rob.
I wish we could trade places, man.

343
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,998
Yeah, I seriously doubt that
because I'm standing

344
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,459
in the hotel lobby completely naked.

345
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,420
- Buck-ass naked?
- Benny, this is not a joke.

346
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,714
Or course not, man. People are pissed.

347
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,967
All right, I'll be right there.

348
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,264
I'm supposed to be
at my wedding right now.

349
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,891
Congratulations.
You seem like quite a catch.

350
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:43,104
Listen, I'm not going anywhere
until I get in my room.

351
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,188
I demand...

352
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,416
These gentlemen will be escorting you
off the premises.

353
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,641
I don't care who you get to...

354
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:49,985
Uh-oh.

355
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,243
Whoo! Whoo!

356
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,787
Oh, thank God. Housekeeping!

357
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,372
No...

358
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,376
Listen. Listen.
I'm supposed to be at my wedding.

359
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:06,502
I am locked out of my room.
My wallet, my tux, everything's in there.

360
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,963
Can you please let me in?

361
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,008
Listen, I know the Palmetto Hotel
is supposed to be a really nice hotel,

362
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,843
but the service here is unacceptable!

363
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,014
It's the Mills House Hotel!

364
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:22,643
- Uh-oh.<i> Gracias.</i>
<i>- Gracias. De Nada.</i>

365
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,648
Watch it! Move! Oh!

366
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:42,413
Ooh-ooh! What in the hell is this?

367
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,957
<i>Here comes Abdalla Tanui of Kenya,</i>

368
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,793
<i>rounding the corner
for the final quarter mile.</i>

369
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,921
It's the Cooper River Bridge Run.
Have you been living in a cave?

370
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,298
No, New York.

371
00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:53,883
They have clothes in New York?

372
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,047
Listen, brother, I need to get
to The Palmetto Hotel.

373
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,556
Oh, boy. Okay, okay, okay.

374
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,528
Bro, that was a microbrew.

375
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,780
I am so sorry.

376
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,947
Oh, excuse me.

377
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,699
- Ah!
- I didn't mean to rub that on you.

378
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,577
Excuse me, sir. Do you have anything
I can wear? I'll take anything.

379
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,954
Excuse me, officers.
I'd like to report a pervert.

380
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:26,415
- I'm pretty sure that's not a crime.
- Thank God.

381
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,627
No, there's a man standing over there,
and he's completely naked.

382
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,337
Uh-oh.

383
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:33,964
That would be a crime.

384
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,549
- Damn streakers.
- Let's get to work.

385
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,884
- Let's get dirty.
- Good one.

386
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,469
Forget it! I'll pay you back!

387
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,640
Uh-oh.

388
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,231
<i>Uh-oh.
Looks like we have a newcomer...</i>

389
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,234
<i>who's lost his shorts!
But look at that guy go.</i>

390
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,782
Oh, shit.

391
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,959
Well, well, well.

392
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,628
Mr. Anderson.

393
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,630
Mr. Ding-a-ling.

394
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,175
Your story checks out.

395
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:21,387
Your belongings are, in fact,
in room 412 at the Palmetto Hotel.

396
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,389
Thank you. So I can go?

397
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,766
No. You're still being charged
with unlawful entry

398
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,643
and shaking your Johnson at people.

399
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,103
What's your pre-game like?

400
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:32,857
You stretch beforehand or, you know,
just straight up get wasted?

401
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:37,278
Sir, I am not a streaker, okay?
I was just trying to get to my wedding.

402
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,377
You've been the victim of a serious crime.

403
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,202
This morning at 3:36 a.m.,
the elevator at The Mills House Hotel

404
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,122
was intentionally damaged,
trapping you inside.

405
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,708
So whoever put you
in there didn't want you to get out.

406
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,670
- Why would someone do that?
- Hey! We ask the questions.

407
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,354
- We here ask the questions.
- Why would somebody want to do that?

408
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,342
That's what we need to figure out.
Do you have any enemies, Rob?

409
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,970
- Somebody opposed to the wedding?
- Maybe a jilted lover?

410
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,374
In-laws you don't get along with?

411
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,516
Maybe somebody who feels,
I don't know, you're immature?

412
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,226
- Unreliable?
- Or both?

413
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:12,646
Um... Not... not that I know of.

414
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,774
I mean, you know, I mean...

415
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:18,778
Nobody threw us a party or anything,
but that doesn't mean much, right?

416
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:22,823
Yeah, okay, listen, guys,
I may be marrying up, okay?

417
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,284
- But I have my moments.
- We've seen your moments.

418
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,077
- Not pretty.
- We love each other.

419
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,914
And that's what counts. Right?

420
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,793
We'll be okay.

421
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,462
I hope we'll be okay.

422
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,547
Let me rephrase the question.

423
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,008
Do you know of anyone else,
other than yourself,

424
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,892
who doesn't think you're ready
to get married?

425
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,721
No.

426
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,849
How's my little Meg-pie?

427
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,437
I've left Rob a dozen messages, Dad,
and nothing.

428
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,688
I'm really worried.

429
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,902
Sweetheart, the candles have burned out,
the doves escaped...

430
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:05,032
and the aroma down there
is getting... unhealthy.

431
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,201
Well, what are you saying?

432
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:11,080
Rob wouldn't just run out on me.
Something terrible must've happened.

433
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,333
- Well, maybe it's for the best.
- Are you serious?

434
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,416
He could be dead!

435
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,587
And that would be terrible,
but he'd want you to move on.

436
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:24,552
Look, sweetheart, I'm just saying
that you have so much to offer.

437
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:28,097
Thousands, probably millions of people
could make you just as happy.

438
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:32,476
Megan, what your father is saying
is that you deserve better than this.

439
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,104
You're a successful doctor.
He is a substitute teacher.

440
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,855
It doesn't even make sense.

441
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:40,860
Cody, you wanted me to leave medicine
so that I could be on-call

442
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,987
- for your stupid work events.
- Hmm.

443
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:47,449
Rob is actually proud of what I do.
He understands how much it means to me.

444
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,828
Daddy, Rob supports me in every way.

445
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,162
Except financially.

446
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:55,958
Did I just step into a time warp
and reemerge in the 1950s?

447
00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:00,337
Okay, I just talked to Benny, and he said
that Rob called almost an hour ago.

448
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:02,131
What? Why didn't he call me?

449
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,633
- Hey, Cody.
- Lupe.

450
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,011
It's Vicky, but... it's fine.

451
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,722
Hello?

452
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,682
Rob, where are you?

453
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,977
- Well, I've been stuck in an elevator.
- What?

454
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,439
I swear to God, I've been stuck
in an elevator for the last eight hours.

455
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,941
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

456
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,401
<i>Yeah, baby, I'm fine.</i>

457
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:25,112
I just really wanted your wedding day
to be perfect.

458
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:28,324
It will be, once you're in it.
How soon can you get here?

459
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,618
Well... funny story!

460
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,537
- I managed to get arrested.
- For what?

461
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,374
Because I may have ran butt-naked
through the Bridge Run.

462
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:38,626
Rob, I don't understand.

463
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,712
I'm only sharing this with you
because it's gonna be on the news

464
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,964
at five, six, seven and 11.

465
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,091
Are you not coming?

466
00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,844
Megan, it's gonna be okay. I can fix this.

467
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,597
Baby, I love you.

468
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,350
- Hello?
- Wait, Rob, I can't hear you.

469
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,019
- I said, "I love you!"
<i>- Rob?</i>

470
00:23:58,354 --> 00:23:59,772
Hello? Megan, did you feel that?

471
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,607
- Rob!
- What the...

472
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,820
- Hello?
- Megan!

473
00:24:08,322 --> 00:24:10,574
I don't know what's happening!

474
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:11,658
Rob!

475
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,539
Hey, did you hear that?

476
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,958
I think somebody's in there.

477
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,253
Hello?

478
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:25,005
Hang on, buddy, were coming!

479
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:28,425
All right, I think we got it.

480
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,637
Finally!

481
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,267
You know what? Screw it. I have been here
for 20 minutes, so...

482
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,894
are you in or out, guy?

483
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:42,606
<i>♪ She sure looks happy... ♪</i>

484
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:51,865
That can't be right.

485
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,329
Excuse me, do you have the time?

486
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,758
- This is Benny.
- Benny?

487
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,929
- Rob, where are you, man?
- I'm at the hotel. Where are you?

488
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,390
- I am at the church.
- Still?

489
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,017
What do you mean "still"?

490
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,769
Don't tell me you got cold feet, man.

491
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,521
Benny, where's Megan? Is she still there?

492
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:25,065
Yes, we're all here. Where are you?

493
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:27,276
I guess I'm on my way.

494
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,902
Okay, cool. Hey, listen...

495
00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:31,655
- About the programs, I was...
- Negro.

496
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,040
Ah!

497
00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,585
Oh, my God, it's Brian McKnight!

498
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:48,922
- You're naked.
- Yeah, I know. It's crazy, right?

499
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,675
Especially 'cause you're the one
that does the panty-dropping song.

500
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:54,219
I write love songs,
and I'm kind of struggling with this one,

501
00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,698
- so if you don't mind...
- Sorry. Go ahead. Do your process.

502
00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:01,101
Man, I just wanna tell you,
man, I love your music. Oh!

503
00:26:01,185 --> 00:26:03,771
I mean, my fiancée,

504
00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:05,314
she really loves your music.

505
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:09,735
Man, if you only knew
how many times we did it to your songs.

506
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:14,198
- Oh, man, you would feel creepy right now.
- I get the picture.

507
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,867
Hey, man, let me ask you,
how do you do that thing in the videos,

508
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,995
you know, when you got your shirt open
and your chest is greasy,

509
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,831
and the wind is blowing you,
and you're doing this right here?

510
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,085
- Man, I think that is incredible.
- Right.

511
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:29,463
You know, it really seems like me
and you are bonding.

512
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:31,673
I just wanna know if, um...

513
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:33,759
you could loan me your pants?

514
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,804
- I don't think that's such a good idea.
- No?

515
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:40,974
That's how you gonna do me?
Oh, I see, "Make fun of the naked guy."

516
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,268
You know what?
You should be ashamed of yourself.

517
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:51,735
Hey, you are a strange dude,
but you just helped me write a hit.

518
00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:53,320
So I'd like to help you out.

519
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,572
<i>♪ You should be ashamed of yourself ♪</i>

520
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:59,076
<i>♪ Yes, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

521
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,994
<i>♪ You should be ashamed of yourself ♪</i>

522
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:02,078
Did I write that?

523
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:07,125
<i>♪ You should be ashamed of yourself ♪</i>

524
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,840
Damn, he's good.

525
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,343
What the...

526
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:22,724
Vicky?

527
00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,853
Yeah, so Benny said you called
nearly an hour ago.

528
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:26,770
Where are you?

529
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:31,149
- I just got to the hotel.
- Hotel? Rob, what is going on?

530
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,820
I don't know. Hey, Rob Anderson.
I need to get in my room. Thank you.

531
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,781
Oh, my God. You're going back
to your room. That is a bold move.

532
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:40,117
Vicky, I don't have time
for this right now, okay?

533
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,535
I'm having some serious issues!

534
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:44,872
What could be more serious
than missing your wedding?

535
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,040
The fact that we did this already?

536
00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:51,128
That is called a "rehearsal."
You are unbelievable.

537
00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,131
But I'm not surprised. I think
we all knew how this was gonna end.

538
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,675
I'm gonna need to see your ID, sir.

539
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,177
- It's in my room.
- Right.

540
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,096
You know this is why it didn't work out
between us, right?

541
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,099
Because you're not a man
and you never will be.

542
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,311
Wait, what are you even talking about?
I got kidnapped last night!

543
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:10,147
"I got kidnapped last night." Wow.

544
00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:13,442
Somebody's trying to sabotage my wedding,
and I'm gonna find out who it is.

545
00:28:14,484 --> 00:28:17,362
That could be anybody, Rob.

546
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:18,947
What's that loud ringing?

547
00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,991
Ding, dong! Ding, dong! Ding, dong!

548
00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:24,161
<i>Those are church bells, you idiot.
Now, look, you're running out of time.</i>

549
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:27,164
<i>- You need to get here now.</i>
- Oh, I'll be there.

550
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:31,585
See, told you it was me.

551
00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:34,713
- Enjoy your stay, sir.
- Thank you.

552
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,760
<i>♪ Bye-bye, love ♪</i>

553
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,929
Oh, no.

554
00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:44,890
No! No! No!

555
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,101
Finally.

556
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:49,853
Ah!

557
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,483
Hey!

558
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,566
No!

559
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:57,486
Hey!

560
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,254
Watch it, crazy.

561
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,049
Bro, that was...

562
00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:21,218
- A microbrew.
- Yeah.

563
00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,178
- No.
- Right on, man.

564
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:24,929
Bro!

565
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,390
Oh, my God.

566
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,059
Oh... What the hell? God!

567
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,768
Excuse me.

568
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,688
- Hey!
- I gotta go.

569
00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,151
Hello?

570
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,153
Mom, I need your help.

571
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:42,698
Rob, where are you?
Do you know what time it is?

572
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:46,326
Mom, I'm freaking out. I'm butt-ass naked.
I'm 20 blocks from the hotel,

573
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:49,246
and I keep repeating the same hour
over and over again.

574
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,205
<i>What?</i>

575
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,332
You naked... in public?

576
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:55,794
Yes! This is the worst day of my life,
and I can't get it to end.

577
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,713
Calm down, baby.

578
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,756
Now, you ain't got no clothes on?

579
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,341
I'm wearing a shopping bag.

580
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:04,094
Can you find some other trash
that you can make a shirt out of?

581
00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,847
No, Mom,
all my stuff is back at the hotel.

582
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:10,309
- Well, go on back to the hotel then!
- I told you, I don't have time.

583
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,644
I have one hour,
and every time the church bells ring,

584
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,271
I get sent back to the...

585
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,190
Mom, put the pastor on.

586
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,985
All right, good talk.

587
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:22,070
Father Butterfield!

588
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,822
Psst. Phone!

589
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,995
- This is Father Butterfield.
- Yes, this is Rob, the groom.

590
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,247
Listen, I was wondering
if it's at all possible,

591
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:36,626
can you, like, not ring the church bells
for like a hour, an hour and a half?

592
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:39,338
Because I think the church bells
are sending me back in time.

593
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,923
Son, in our 208-year history,

594
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,051
we've never once missed the bells
or a wedding.

595
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:47,095
You mean to tell me
you never missed one wedding?

596
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,597
Like, not even for the plague?

597
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,514
Mnh-mnh.

598
00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:52,142
- How can you account for that?
- Faith.

599
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:55,562
Or you are sending me back in time.

600
00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:57,981
Well, not you, but, like... God.

601
00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:00,442
He's giving me a second chance.

602
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,920
We're booked till August.
If you're thinking about rescheduling...

603
00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:06,114
Well, apparently I don't have to.
This wedding is happening!

604
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,532
So does that mean you're coming?

605
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:10,410
Maybe not to this one, but I'm coming.

606
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,789
Remember me?

607
00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:19,544
<i>♪ Bye-bye, love ♪</i>

608
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:23,298
<i>♪ Bye-bye, happiness ♪</i>

609
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:26,635
- Okay.
- <i>♪ Hello, loneliness ♪</i>

610
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,893
Oh!

611
00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:39,314
Hey, I just wanna say I'm sorry
about earlier. No hard feelings?

612
00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:43,151
You don't even know, huh?

613
00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:50,951
All right, people, move out of my way.
Brother gotta go.

614
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:08,009
Hey, nerds, you guys got a skateboard,
some Heelys or something?

615
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,893
Hey, soccer mom. Ma'am, please.
No? Thank you.

616
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:12,556
Hey, sister, you got a bus pass, anything?
God damn.

617
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:15,183
Hi. Hi, ma'am, can you please help me?

618
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,604
What the hell?

619
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:31,032
Where's the keys? Oh, keys?

620
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,326
Keys? Where do you put keys on a bike?

621
00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:34,703
You want to buy it a drink?

622
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,747
Hey... um...

623
00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:39,958
Drill?

624
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,086
I was just... checking out your bike.

625
00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:44,921
I thought about getting a bike myself,

626
00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:47,883
but you know,
my girl said it's too dangerous.

627
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,968
You know how old ladies are, right?

628
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:53,138
- Who he talking about?
- You calling my lady old, man?

629
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,682
No, not that you old.
You got a young face.

630
00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:58,602
This dude knows what I mean. My man. Bra.

631
00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:01,396
Oh, oh, oh!

632
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,648
- Oh, boy.
- Did he just knock down my bike?

633
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:06,193
- He knocked down the bike.
- No! It jumped. I didn't...

634
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:08,695
- No, I didn't do it.
- You didn't do it? You got some money?

635
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,739
Just this.

636
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,948
Eat it.

637
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:14,159
That's kind of unsanitary.

638
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:15,577
- I ain't eating...
- Eat it!

639
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,923
I think I got a half a dollar stuck
in my larynx.

640
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:33,762
Thank you.

641
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,139
You look like you got lost
on your way to the shower.

642
00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:37,390
Um...

643
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,478
- I was just on my way to my wedding.
- He ain't gonna make it.

644
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:43,605
He ain't gonna make it, huh?
Well, you need a ride?

645
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:45,815
Are you serious? You would...

646
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:48,318
- You would do that for me?
- Yeah, of course.

647
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,528
You guys!

648
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,531
Yeah, I would love a ride. Thank you.

649
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,741
- Call an ambulance.
- An ambulance?

650
00:33:56,743 --> 00:34:00,997
Okay, guys, please. Please! Please!
I got my ass kicked twice already. Twice.

651
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:03,166
It's his wedding day!
I think he need a shave!

652
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,793
I just want this to be over.

653
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,337
I spent the last six months talking
about locations.

654
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,339
By the way,
you have a very beautiful city.

655
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:11,591
Hold him down like that, man!

656
00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:13,760
She even made me take dance lessons!

657
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,264
Hey, let him up. I wanna see this.
Let him up!

658
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,227
Show me.

659
00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:24,145
Sh... Sh... Show you what?

660
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,438
Our dance routine?

661
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,440
Well, I didn't really learn it.

662
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,734
I didn't think
it was terribly important at the time.

663
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:30,652
- Oh, no.
- What?

664
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:31,735
Yeah.

665
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,573
- That's the centerpiece of the reception.
- All right. All right.

666
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:37,336
Come on, back up. Give him room now.
Give him room. Let him breathe.

667
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,785
Can I use your man right there?

668
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:42,205
I come up and... You first come up and...

669
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:43,999
<i>♪ Everybody dance now ♪</i>

670
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,626
- Slap it hard.
- Oh!

671
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,169
Come here and you grab like this.

672
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:51,172
You my bitch. Okay, I lead, you follow.

673
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:54,759
And then, I come around like this here,
and I dip you.

674
00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:56,761
But your big ass is too big to dip.

675
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,889
Bring you back up, and then I start
slow grinding 'cause it's our way.

676
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:02,392
- Come on, man!
- Come on! Just a slow grind!

677
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,312
And that leads you into the Running Man
like... Oh, oh, oh, oh!

678
00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:06,938
And slide and pose.

679
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,944
And then I pull myself back up,
and then start pop-locking.

680
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:15,113
Bam! Bam!

681
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:18,617
Listen to my crowd when I pop like...
'cause it's so hard.

682
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,994
They start whopping
'cause black girls love to whop.

683
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:22,954
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey.

684
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:26,499
Then you show them your flexibility.
You be like... oh! Oh!

685
00:35:26,583 --> 00:35:28,877
Oh! Oh!

686
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,879
After that, we all get in a circle like...

687
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,090
Work that body.

688
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:37,802
Break it down.

689
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,851
Hey, cut that out, man!

690
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,895
You got me up here
doing a Bobby Brown dance.

691
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,247
- You don't.
- I don't dance!

692
00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:49,189
No, you don't!

693
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:52,192
Okay, so, I may have missed
a few classes or two.

694
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:55,070
What you think, baby?
You think his old lady gonna like that?

695
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,822
I think she gonna kick his ass,
messing up that first dance.

696
00:35:57,906 --> 00:35:59,407
It's disrespectful.

697
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,076
I'd like to see that.

698
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,953
- Let's ride!
- Really?

699
00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:07,290
- Get your ass on the bike!
- Hey, but I ain't riding bitch!

700
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:10,210
- Who you calling "bitch"?
- Unless you want me to.

701
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,169
Let's go!

702
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,268
We got this. We got this.

703
00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:30,772
We got it, baby!

704
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,193
No!

705
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,748
- Okay.
- What happened?

706
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:51,376
- You hit a barricade at 40 miles an hour.
- Where am I?

707
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,295
- All right, what's your name?
- It's Rob. Rob Anderson.

708
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,339
And, Rob, can you tell me what day it is?

709
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,133
It's my wedding day. It's my wedding day.

710
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:01,052
I gotta get ready. I'm getting married
right there at that church!

711
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:02,571
- You're suffering from a concussion.
- No!

712
00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,889
The only thing you're marrying today
is a catheter.

713
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:08,101
- No. I gotta get to my wedding!
- I got a better idea.

714
00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:11,020
You take five more CCs of Ativan.

715
00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:14,023
- No. No. No!
- Rob!

716
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,663
I want you to keep reaching out
to shareholders.

717
00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,911
Give them what they want,
but do it quietly.

718
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,873
I don't want this getting leaked
before we announce next week.

719
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:30,999
All right?

720
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:37,922
Anderson, what happened? Are you drunk?

721
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:40,008
I'm not drunk.

722
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,510
I'm on drugs.

723
00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:50,018
Ugh.

724
00:37:51,561 --> 00:37:53,521
Oh, God. Did you just puke coins?

725
00:37:56,983 --> 00:38:00,612
Would you look at that? A bicentennial.

726
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:03,907
You know, these are worth a lot of money.
You keep that for me.

727
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:10,205
I don't get it.
In what world did she pick you over me?

728
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,831
I made a hundred mill last year.

729
00:38:11,915 --> 00:38:13,583
You made a hundred mill?

730
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,084
I should fucking rob you.

731
00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:17,712
Why are you dressed
like some Vegas housewife,

732
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,422
with your gross, busted up arm?

733
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:20,757
Seriously, is that thing real?

734
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,383
What are you talking about? This...

735
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,931
- That's pretty broken.
- Yeah, it looks like a Krazy Straw.

736
00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:30,016
It kind of does. Look at...

737
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,310
It's not really a straw.

738
00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:35,688
Watch this.

739
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:38,858
Oh, no! No!

740
00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:41,611
I can't feel a thing!

741
00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:45,031
You know, that girl has been dreaming
about this day her entire life,

742
00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,199
and this is...

743
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,910
what you're bringing to the table?

744
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,502
You're so right.

745
00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:01,714
She's not gonna marry me
looking like this.

746
00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:03,883
I just want a hug.

747
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,719
Look, showing up is half the battle.
The other half is pants.

748
00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:09,472
Go home and put some pants on,
for God's sakes. Go!

749
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:10,557
Come on.

750
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,728
Whoa!

751
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,315
I... I see what's going on here.

752
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:24,821
You want me to waltz on out of here
so that I can miss my wedding, huh?

753
00:39:24,904 --> 00:39:28,658
Oh, yeah, because your little plot...

754
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:31,703
to leave me trapped inside the elevator...

755
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:33,663
blew up in your...

756
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,960
Whoo, I am high.

757
00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:40,920
Face.

758
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:42,881
First of all,
that sounds like a terrible plan,

759
00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:45,049
and second,
I have three women who can confirm

760
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,885
I was in my hotel room
with them all night.

761
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:48,636
Third, if I wanted to ruin your wedding,

762
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,361
I'd just let you walk in there right now.

763
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:54,726
Which I just realized
would be absolutely perfect.

764
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,604
- Come on, let's go get you married.
- I don't...

765
00:39:57,687 --> 00:39:59,397
- Here we go.
- I don't wanna get married.

766
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,690
Just gonna walk right in.

767
00:40:00,773 --> 00:40:03,334
Wait, hold on! It's the wedding bells!

768
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,903
Ah, thank God!

769
00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:08,781
<i>♪ Bye-bye, love ♪</i>

770
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:11,951
<i>- ♪ Bye-bye, happiness ♪</i>
- I need pants.

771
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,467
- Hey! Call an ambulance!
- Why?

772
00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:30,803
Damn.

773
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:31,887
Hey!

774
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,476
Ah!

775
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:45,818
Yes! Whoo! My man's in the house!

776
00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:49,822
Come on, everybody, give it up!

777
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,909
Rob! Rob!

778
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,793
Don't ask, just...

779
00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:04,796
These are tight.

780
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,756
- What you got on?
- I'm adjusting this.

781
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:09,384
It goes over to the side. That's weird.

782
00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,699
- Aw, come on, brother.
- No, just pull it back, pull it down.

783
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:35,535
- I can't.
- Pull it down. Okay, stop that hurts.

784
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:38,037
Okay. Just relax.

785
00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:40,415
Yeah, that ain't got room for that. Okay.

786
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,084
I'll be right back.

787
00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:44,918
Aw, baby...

788
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,132
Baby, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

789
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,175
I just grabbed
the first thing I could find.

790
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:54,095
It just needs to be taken out in the back,
just a little bit.

791
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:56,764
Oh, I'm gonna take it out in the back.

792
00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,988
Baby, I think we're going to the cleaners.

793
00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,770
Daddy, no!

794
00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:15,533
If you're gonna show up in that,
then don't show up at all.

795
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,373
If you're gonna show up in that,
then don't show up at all.

796
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,294
I've tried everything:

797
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:30,214
smart corduroy, seersucker,
a Nehru jacket.

798
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:33,259
- What do you want from me?
- I want you to be somebody else.

799
00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:35,344
Megan is the only daughter I have.

800
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:38,056
I didn't raise her alone,
put her through medical school

801
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:42,018
just to watch some lazy, thoughtless loser
come along and screw it up.

802
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,687
Let's face it...

803
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:48,274
you don't like me because I'm not
a fancy businessman like you or Cody.

804
00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:57,492
I don't dislike you for who you are, Rob.

805
00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:01,579
It's that you have no goals,
no ambition, no career.

806
00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:03,664
I'm a substitute teacher.

807
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:08,002
Robert, marriage is not a part-time thing.

808
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,838
I built a multinational company
from the ground up,

809
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,508
and the toughest job I ever had
was being a husband.

810
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,677
I'm talking long hours, overtime...

811
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,305
and we didn't take summers off.

812
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:26,145
When I gave this ring to Megan's mother,
I promised to give her everything I had.

813
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,940
That I'd never stop proving myself to her,

814
00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:31,317
and that I'd never, ever stop loving her.

815
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,362
This ring symbolizes that promise.

816
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,531
It's very simple, son.

817
00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,616
You gotta put in the work.

818
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:40,868
You're just not that guy.

819
00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:43,955
I wish my daughter would see that.

820
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:53,381
You know, you're really protective
of your daughter.

821
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,259
- There's nothing I wouldn't do for her.
- Nothing?

822
00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:57,885
Not even kidnapping?

823
00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,137
What?

824
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:01,889
Someone...

825
00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:05,309
Someone abducted me
from my hotel room last night

826
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:08,354
because they didn't wanna see me
at the wedding.

827
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:12,608
Now, I'm just curious, Mr. Swope,

828
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,069
what's your alibi?

829
00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:17,697
Let me see, Rob.

830
00:44:18,114 --> 00:44:22,451
If I wanted to end your relationship,
I probably would've done it

831
00:44:22,535 --> 00:44:25,496
before blowing my money
on a wedding we didn't even have!

832
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:29,374
Good point.

833
00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:40,178
Nice suit, Favors.

834
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,513
What's that, like, a 40 regular?

835
00:44:42,597 --> 00:44:43,764
40 long.

836
00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:45,683
What are you, a medium?

837
00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:59,989
Whoo!

838
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,868
Not the Lambo.

839
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:09,539
Cody.

840
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,502
- Rob, what the...
- I need to borrow your suit.

841
00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:16,005
I already gave you my girl,
I'm not giving you my suit.

842
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:18,257
You're gonna give me the damn suit.

843
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,304
Knee!

844
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,972
You're gonna give me that damn suit.

845
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,641
Knee!

846
00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,105
Oh, yeah!

847
00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:35,024
Knee!

848
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:37,944
Backhand! Ha ha! Jab?

849
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,363
Oh, yeah!

850
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,166
Left, right, duck!

851
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,371
Oh, yeah!

852
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,789
Oh, yeah! Yeah!

853
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:53,167
Body punch, kick, duck!

854
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,294
Balls!

855
00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,307
How do you know what I'm gonna do?

856
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,686
How do you know
what I'm saying right now?

857
00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:13,229
This is crazy!

858
00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,356
Kumquat! Laser beam! Vagi...

859
00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:19,986
How do you know?

860
00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:23,268
Now you're gonna get really pissed off
and try and hit me.

861
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,199
But I'm gonna move
in five, four, three, two...

862
00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:33,290
Left, body, backhand, uppercut,
cross, cross, left, right!

863
00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,168
Right.

864
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:41,424
Whoo! Whoo!

865
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,011
Hook, chop, uppercut,

866
00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:46,470
backhand, low, high!

867
00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:49,015
That was new.

868
00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:53,811
Oh, yeah!

869
00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:09,410
Hey, Favors? Do you mind falling that way?

870
00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:12,753
Somebody spilled Coke over there.
I would hate to get some on the suit.

871
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,541
Yeah, sure. No problem.

872
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:16,751
- Thanks, bud.
- Sure.

873
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:19,920
I told you I was gonna get that suit.

874
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:21,672
Yes!

875
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:25,259
Whoo! My man is in the house!
Come on, y'all, make some noise!

876
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:26,677
Yeah, Rob!

877
00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:37,855
- Looks like we're finally ready.
- Mm-hmm.

878
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,545
Sir...

879
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:05,174
You forgot the programs.

880
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:11,514
The programs?

881
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:14,808
Right.

882
00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:18,270
Any specific font you want?

883
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,816
Arial, courier? Huh?

884
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,234
American typewriter?

885
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:24,443
Condensed?

886
00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:27,196
How about some wingdings? Huh?

887
00:48:27,279 --> 00:48:28,447
Comic sans?

888
00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:31,158
And how about you walk a little faster
down the aisle?

889
00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:37,413
Sir?

890
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:41,043
Uh, Megan really wanted candles.

891
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:51,095
- You got me.
- What?

892
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,275
Sir.

893
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:08,320
Come here, you.

894
00:49:12,408 --> 00:49:14,535
Now, we're ready.

895
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:15,828
Yes.

896
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:17,663
You got the ring, right?

897
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:31,302
Nooooo!

898
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:33,929
- Why you yelling?
- Shut up!

899
00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:35,014
Hey, man.

900
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:36,891
Shut up!

901
00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:44,439
Hey.

902
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:48,194
Uh, do you have wedding rings?

903
00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:07,171
Definitely substitute teacher salary.

904
00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:11,217
But you can always upgrade
in a few years.

905
00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:13,802
- Yeah.
- Maybe.

906
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:30,778
Where have you been, Rob?

907
00:50:30,861 --> 00:50:34,448
- Oh, my God, baby.
- I'm okay. I'm okay.

908
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:36,992
Hey, we're here now.

909
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,662
- You ready?
- Yes.

910
00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:45,793
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
to witness the union of Robert J. Anderson

911
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,712
and Megan W. Swope in holy matrimony.

912
00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:52,132
The bond this couple
makes today is sacred...

913
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:55,219
and should be entered into
with reverence and honor.

914
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,846
And now we come
to the portion of the ceremony

915
00:50:57,930 --> 00:51:00,849
that holds great significance... the vows.

916
00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:03,936
I understand you two
have written your own?

917
00:51:04,019 --> 00:51:05,187
Yes.

918
00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:08,190
Megan, would you like to begin?

919
00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:09,900
Yes.

920
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:15,990
I once read,
"Happiness is only real when shared."

921
00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:20,619
I didn't understand the depth
of that statement until I met you, Rob,

922
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:24,957
because you are the perfect man for me.

923
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:29,336
You love to go where life takes you,
and I am so grateful

924
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,879
that life brought you to me,

925
00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:34,717
because I know that no matter
what our future brings,

926
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,468
we will have each other.

927
00:51:37,344 --> 00:51:40,264
I love you...

928
00:51:41,348 --> 00:51:42,516
so much.

929
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:45,894
That was beautiful.

930
00:51:47,938 --> 00:51:50,232
- Robert?
- Huh?

931
00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,276
Go ahead, whenever you're ready.

932
00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:57,698
- Oh, it's my turn.
- Yeah.

933
00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:04,496
Megan...

934
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:07,583
Obviously, I love you very much.

935
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,085
Like, a lot.

936
00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:12,629
Like a lot, a lot.

937
00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:14,756
A lot.

938
00:52:15,341 --> 00:52:22,139
And I'm just so happy
that I went on that date with Vicky...

939
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:23,849
Well...

940
00:52:24,892 --> 00:52:26,560
because if I hadn't...

941
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,687
I would've never met...

942
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:30,689
her wonderful...

943
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,816
beautiful...

944
00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,069
roommate.

945
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:37,863
You.

946
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:45,120
And...

947
00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,122
And...

948
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,293
Is it hot in here?

949
00:52:53,754 --> 00:52:55,089
Can I? I'm just gonna...

950
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,799
I'll be right back, baby.

951
00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,634
Okay. One sec.

952
00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,552
Excuse me.

953
00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:06,809
You are my lover and my guiding light.

954
00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:08,852
Oh, that's good. I'm gonna use that.

955
00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:10,496
In your heart, I see my future.

956
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,940
In your eyes, I see hope.

957
00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:18,580
- In your ears, I whisper, "I love you."
- Excuse me?

958
00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:22,449
Um... do you mind if you skip to the end?

959
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:25,077
I mean, you keep mentioning
these body parts.

960
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,870
She's a big girl.

961
00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:28,997
We gonna be here all day.

962
00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:32,042
I didn't mean "big" in a bad way.
I bet you is warm.

963
00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:41,802
"I have for the first time found
what I can truly love."

964
00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:48,726
I found... you.

965
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:52,146
You are my sympathy...

966
00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:56,024
my better self...

967
00:53:58,527 --> 00:54:00,946
my good angel.

968
00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:06,702
I am bound to you...

969
00:54:07,619 --> 00:54:10,122
With a strong attachment.

970
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:12,623
I think you're...

971
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:14,668
good...

972
00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,254
gifted...

973
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:19,465
lovely.

974
00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:23,260
A fervent...

975
00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:27,890
a solemn passion,

976
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:30,934
conceived in my heart...

977
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:37,232
and it leans to you

978
00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:42,029
and draws you to my center.

979
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:47,618
And spring of life, it...

980
00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:51,121
wraps

981
00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:55,459
your existence about you.

982
00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:58,420
Kindling in pure...

983
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:03,717
powerful flame!

984
00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:08,138
It fuses you

985
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:10,516
and me

986
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:13,894
into one.

987
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:22,611
Brilliant!
Oh, my baby good, honey. My baby good.

988
00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:31,703
Megan, will you have this man
to be your...

989
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,770
I'm sorry. Should we close the windows?

990
00:55:39,795 --> 00:55:43,257
No. They're just birds.
Let's just leave the pigeons alone.

991
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:44,550
They're just playing.

992
00:55:44,633 --> 00:55:47,636
- No, Rob, there's pigeons in the church.
- Yeah, I know, baby.

993
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,013
We'll worry about that later, okay?
Father, do your thing.

994
00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:51,950
- Rob!
- Would you just leave the pigeons alone?

995
00:55:51,974 --> 00:55:54,059
Please, would you just, baby,

996
00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:55,477
just leave the pigeons alone?

997
00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:56,937
What is wrong with you?

998
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,480
I am running out of time!

999
00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:00,816
Rob, take it easy, man.

1000
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:02,234
You're ruining the mood.

1001
00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:08,115
I'm... ruining the mood?

1002
00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:10,242
I'm ruining the mood?

1003
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:12,661
It's because of you, Benny,
I was late to my wedding!

1004
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:16,290
You and I both know
that that's not accurate.

1005
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,974
You know what happened to me last night.

1006
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:20,877
Of course I do! We just hung out!

1007
00:56:20,961 --> 00:56:22,254
Shut your ass up.

1008
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:25,591
You gonna tell me what happened to me
last night, Benny! What happened?

1009
00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:28,719
Oh, man! Get off me, man!
I gotta take this suit back tomorrow!

1010
00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:31,805
- Just make sure this tag's still...
- Tell me, Benny, what happened!

1011
00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:33,765
You went home with a girl.

1012
00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:37,269
All right?

1013
00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:39,187
I did?

1014
00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:40,272
Rob.

1015
00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:42,190
Rob, is this true?

1016
00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,318
I don't... I don't... I don't know.

1017
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,446
No. You know what?
You're done, Othello. We're gonna go.

1018
00:56:49,364 --> 00:56:52,326
Megan. Megan. Megan.

1019
00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:54,202
Oh!

1020
00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:57,414
I believed in you, Rob,
when no one else did.

1021
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,417
I will never forgive you!

1022
00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:02,627
Megan!

1023
00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:04,629
Cody?

1024
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:09,259
Uh...
Cody, uh, you gonna mess up your suit.

1025
00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,225
Oh, yeah!

1026
00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:18,810
Fire!

1027
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,104
Everybody, remain calm!

1028
00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:24,066
Please go to the exits
in an orderly fashion!

1029
00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:48,340
Ah! I'm gonna kill you! God damn it!

1030
00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:54,929
Kill you!

1031
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:57,849
I'm gonna kill you!

1032
00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:01,228
Why are you doing this to me,
you stupid bell?

1033
00:58:02,938 --> 00:58:03,938
Rob!

1034
00:58:04,856 --> 00:58:06,191
Don't hurt my bells!

1035
00:58:11,446 --> 00:58:12,572
Oh, God.

1036
00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:15,325
I'm so tired of you, you stupid bell!

1037
00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:18,453
Uh-oh.

1038
00:58:32,884 --> 00:58:34,970
<i>♪ Bye-bye, happiness ♪</i>

1039
00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:36,763
This has to end!

1040
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,056
Hey, did you hear that?

1041
00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:39,599
Shut up!

1042
00:58:43,979 --> 00:58:45,689
Rob! Oh, God.

1043
00:58:46,064 --> 00:58:47,190
Rob!

1044
00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:50,402
Baby, how did you get up here?

1045
00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:53,155
I'm not gonna lie,
it took a couple of tries.

1046
00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:59,202
I can't believe you're here.
I was so worried about you.

1047
00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:02,956
Oh, my God. You're not supposed
to see me before the wedding.

1048
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,249
It's bad luck.

1049
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:06,960
Where's your tux?

1050
00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:09,629
Megan, come here. Sit.

1051
00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:12,549
Listen, baby.

1052
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:16,053
You know I love you
more than anything, right?

1053
00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:17,136
Yes.

1054
00:59:18,472 --> 00:59:22,642
But it just seems no matter what I do,
I just can't get anything right.

1055
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:25,604
Baby, what are you talking about?
You're here.

1056
00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:28,482
- Let's do this.
- No, it's not about the wedding.

1057
00:59:29,274 --> 00:59:31,568
Babe,
I'm talking about the rest of our lives.

1058
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:35,280
I don't have a career, any goals.

1059
00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,076
Maybe I'm not husband material.

1060
00:59:40,368 --> 00:59:42,204
Is this about my dad?

1061
00:59:42,287 --> 00:59:44,790
I mean, baby,
since when do you care what he thinks?

1062
00:59:44,873 --> 00:59:46,833
I know, but, baby, it's not just your dad,

1063
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:50,462
it's everybody down there
thinks you're making a big mistake.

1064
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:54,966
And I think they're right.

1065
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,811
I feel like such a fool.

1066
01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:07,896
It's not about you.

1067
01:00:07,979 --> 01:00:09,815
Of course it's about me!

1068
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,277
Oh, God, I had faith in you, Rob.

1069
01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:17,864
I sat here, patiently waiting,

1070
01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:21,118
waiting for you to to come around!

1071
01:00:21,201 --> 01:00:24,704
I defended you to everyone
who said that you would never grow up

1072
01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,957
and that you would never get it together!

1073
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,542
Don't you understand?

1074
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:34,548
I should have known.

1075
01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:39,469
I should have known
when you missed our flight

1076
01:00:39,553 --> 01:00:41,054
to buy a lotto ticket.

1077
01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:49,104
In marriage,
you have to be in it to win it, Rob.

1078
01:00:51,231 --> 01:00:53,608
You were never in it, ever!

1079
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:56,319
Megan, I really do love you. I...

1080
01:00:56,403 --> 01:01:00,031
Just not enough to pull through
when it counts the most.

1081
01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:05,203
Just... please go.

1082
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:09,708
Just leave. Leave!
I don't want you to see me cry.

1083
01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:15,172
I don't care which one! Just go.

1084
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,048
Just go.

1085
01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,012
Just go.

1086
01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:25,515
<i>♪ Bye-bye... ♪</i>

1087
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:27,017
Finally!

1088
01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,730
- No. No. No. No.
- Wait a minute.

1089
01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:42,616
And I grabbed him by the throat
just like that.

1090
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:45,493
- Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry, man.
- Come on.

1091
01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:48,580
Sorry. Forgive me.

1092
01:01:57,422 --> 01:02:02,219
<i>♪ I need love, love
To ease my mind ♪</i>

1093
01:02:02,302 --> 01:02:06,348
<i>♪ I need to find, find
Someone to call mine ♪</i>

1094
01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:09,559
<i>♪ But Mama said you can't hurry love ♪</i>

1095
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:12,354
<i>♪ No, you just have to wait ♪</i>

1096
01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:15,523
<i>♪ She said love don't come easy ♪</i>

1097
01:02:15,607 --> 01:02:18,109
<i>♪ It's a game of give and take ♪</i>

1098
01:02:18,193 --> 01:02:19,274
<i>♪ You can't hurry love... ♪</i>

1099
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:23,782
<i>♪ She said just... ♪</i>

1100
01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,075
No.

1101
01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:27,577
I just want to see tomorrow!

1102
01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:29,913
I'm in the elevator.

1103
01:02:29,996 --> 01:02:33,250
<i>♪ No, love, love don't come easy... ♪</i>

1104
01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:34,751
No!

1105
01:02:36,169 --> 01:02:38,588
Finally!

1106
01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:41,591
Screw it, I've been waiting 20 minutes.

1107
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,305
Hey!

1108
01:02:47,389 --> 01:02:49,599
<i>♪ To hold me tight ♪</i>

1109
01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,268
<i>♪ I keep waiting ♪</i>

1110
01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:53,770
<i>♪ I keep on waiting ♪</i>

1111
01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:57,190
<i>♪ But it ain't easy ♪</i>

1112
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,441
<i>♪ It ain't easy ♪</i>

1113
01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:01,695
<i>♪ But Mama said you can't hurry love ♪</i>

1114
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:04,364
<i>♪ No, you just have to wait ♪</i>

1115
01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:07,284
<i>♪ She said just give it time ♪</i>

1116
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:09,744
<i>♪ No matter how long it takes ♪</i>

1117
01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:14,082
<i>♪ You can't hurry love
No, you just have to wait ♪</i>

1118
01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:16,042
<i>♪ She said love don't come... ♪</i>

1119
01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:28,430
No, I'm meeting with Jameson on Monday.
He controls the final shares.

1120
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:33,268
No, Swope has no clue. He's too focused
on this tragedy they call a wedding.

1121
01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:37,397
Look, if I was this poor Anderson guy,
I'd get as far away from him as possible.

1122
01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:46,823
So how do you guys make it work?

1123
01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:48,366
Our partnership's like a marriage.

1124
01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:51,328
When the shit gets thick,
I know he's got my six.

1125
01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:53,204
I'd take a bullet for this guy.

1126
01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:56,207
In fact, I did.
Got shot right in the balls.

1127
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:57,417
Ew.

1128
01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:01,296
- Lost my left testicle.
- Yeah, that's why I'd never abandon Mike.

1129
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:03,882
He's my "ride or die bitch."

1130
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:06,008
Hell yeah.

1131
01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:08,677
- You are.
- You are.

1132
01:04:09,220 --> 01:04:10,889
- No, you are.
- You are.

1133
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:13,350
<i>♪ Ashamed of yourself ♪</i>

1134
01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:14,476
<i>♪ Self ♪</i>

1135
01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,983
Hey, Brian, let me ask you something.

1136
01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,778
Does it bother you
that you hold the record

1137
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,863
for the most Grammy nominations
without a win?

1138
01:04:26,946 --> 01:04:29,157
Does it bother you
that you can't get to your wedding

1139
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:33,119
because you have to repeat
the same hour over and over?

1140
01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:34,412
Touché.

1141
01:04:34,537 --> 01:04:35,455
The point is,

1142
01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,416
if you want something bad enough,
you can never give up.

1143
01:04:49,344 --> 01:04:50,344
Hey, Ma.

1144
01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,515
Robbie! Boy, what are you doing here?

1145
01:04:53,598 --> 01:04:56,518
The question is,
what are you doing here, huh?

1146
01:04:57,519 --> 01:05:01,064
- Aren't you supposed to be at my wedding?
- I was there for an hour and a half.

1147
01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:03,070
I must've sung every song
in that book of hymns.

1148
01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:05,610
- Oh, yeah, I heard.
- You didn't show up.

1149
01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:07,946
What's wrong, son?

1150
01:05:08,029 --> 01:05:10,115
You got cold feet or something?

1151
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:13,243
Ma, I need your help.

1152
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:17,831
- Oh, I was worried that this might happen.
- What are you talking about?

1153
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:21,376
Well, it's no secret that I was not
the best mother in the world.

1154
01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,461
Look, Ma, you did the best you could.

1155
01:05:23,545 --> 01:05:26,297
Well, I thought I did,
but I guess I didn't.

1156
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:29,092
I mean, I saw a lot of places and...

1157
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,679
I loved a lot of men.

1158
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:35,557
George Clinton, Sly Stone.

1159
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,641
Oh, Ma.

1160
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:39,811
The bass player from Con Funk Shun.
Now, he was...

1161
01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:42,647
- Okay, Mama. TMI. That is way too much.
- Okay. Okay. Okay.

1162
01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:44,816
It was a different time, Robbie.

1163
01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:50,238
My point is, my best would've been...

1164
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:53,741
if I had met a man that I loved
and he loved me

1165
01:05:53,825 --> 01:05:56,077
and we started a family
that you could be proud of.

1166
01:05:56,161 --> 01:05:57,537
Yeah, but why didn't you?

1167
01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:00,582
You know, Rob, I just couldn't get out
of my own damn way,

1168
01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,916
but it ain't too late for you.

1169
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,043
You don't have to repeat my mistakes.

1170
01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:08,548
You just got to lose the nonsense
and get out of your own damn way!

1171
01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:17,724
Well, Mama done had her medicine.
I'm gonna go on back over to the church...

1172
01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,436
with a fresh set of pipes.

1173
01:06:21,519 --> 01:06:25,356
Hope you get there before
I hit that high note in "Higher Ground."

1174
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:26,441
Hey.

1175
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:28,568
Thank you.

1176
01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:30,778
- I love you, baby.
- I love you, too.

1177
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:38,912
<i>Enjoy your day, sir.</i>

1178
01:06:38,995 --> 01:06:40,121
Thank you.

1179
01:06:46,211 --> 01:06:47,712
<i>Hey, it's me.</i>

1180
01:06:47,795 --> 01:06:51,090
<i>I have to go to a wedding today.
I thought you might want to come.</i>

1181
01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:52,926
<i>Free booze.</i>

1182
01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:56,846
<i>Hey, where are you?
I want to call the police, but...</i>

1183
01:06:57,263 --> 01:07:00,892
<i>you have to be missing for 48 hours
and, you know, it's been one.</i>

1184
01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:02,644
<i>Anyway, you're on the clock.</i>

1185
01:07:03,311 --> 01:07:04,312
<i>It's me again.</i>

1186
01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:07,899
<i>Seriously, I'm worried you fell
somewhere where nobody can see you.</i>

1187
01:07:07,982 --> 01:07:10,860
<i>When we get back from the honeymoon,
you are getting microchipped,</i>

1188
01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,153
<i>like a beagle.</i>

1189
01:07:18,117 --> 01:07:20,078
- What?
- Who are you?

1190
01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:23,081
Callie. From the bar.

1191
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:27,085
We came back here last night... together?

1192
01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:29,379
Yeah, you asked me to help you
with your vows,

1193
01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:32,465
I thought it was code for something,
but we came up, and that's what we did.

1194
01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:35,510
Wait, wait, wait,
so, if we wound up here...

1195
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,971
how the hell did I get
halfway across town?

1196
01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:40,223
I don't know.

1197
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:42,433
You were so drunk you could barely walk.

1198
01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:45,357
You tried to write vows, then you threw up
in that plant and passed out.

1199
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:46,854
When I woke up, you were gone.

1200
01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:51,526
So... did I come up with anything good?

1201
01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:54,028
Look, she said yes for a reason.

1202
01:07:55,029 --> 01:07:56,739
Tell her how you feel, be honest.

1203
01:07:57,865 --> 01:08:00,743
Well, I gotta get to the church.
Thanks for not sleeping with me.

1204
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:02,662
Easiest money I ever made.

1205
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:06,541
Wait. You're a prostitute?

1206
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:10,003
- You didn't know that?
- Who hired you?

1207
01:08:10,086 --> 01:08:11,170
I don't remember,

1208
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:14,048
but they were pissed when I called
to tell them you didn't perform.

1209
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:15,966
Where's your phone?

1210
01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:19,095
It's in a plastic bag behind the toilet.

1211
01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:21,889
It's the safest place to keep it.

1212
01:08:22,682 --> 01:08:25,226
That is definitely a prostitute trick.
Okay.

1213
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:31,274
<i>♪ Bye-bye, love ♪</i>

1214
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:32,358
Damn it!

1215
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:34,402
Did you hear that?

1216
01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:39,449
- Yeah.
- Devin, just don't.

1217
01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,371
<i>Palmetto Hotel, this is Kimber.</i>

1218
01:08:45,496 --> 01:08:47,999
Yeah, Kimber, I need to speak to room 412.

1219
01:08:54,339 --> 01:08:56,841
Hey, Roger, Pat...

1220
01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:58,718
whoever you are.

1221
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,054
Just give me one second, all right?

1222
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:03,681
I said give me a second!

1223
01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:07,518
This is a very important call!
I have been through so much!

1224
01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:09,812
Sir! You can use the phone in our office.

1225
01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:13,149
Oh. Cool. Let's go.

1226
01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:15,401
What you looking at, Green Mile?

1227
01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,447
We appreciate your patience,
Mr. Anderson.

1228
01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,991
Oh, I'm not being patient.
Okay? I'm pissed.

1229
01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:23,868
I have been here for almost an hour.

1230
01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:26,611
Are you aware you've been the victim
of a serious crime?

1231
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:30,041
Uh, yeah, and that's why I have to get
on the phone in the next four minutes

1232
01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:31,751
to figure out who did this to me.

1233
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:33,586
We know who did it.

1234
01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:37,382
What I'm about to show you was captured
by our security cameras in the garage.

1235
01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:41,135
At approximately 3:36 a.m.,

1236
01:09:41,219 --> 01:09:43,346
this sedan pulled
in the parking structure.

1237
01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:46,474
- Vicky?
- Were you with this woman last night?

1238
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:48,100
No.

1239
01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:51,562
But she did have a key to my room

1240
01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:53,773
because she was the one
that made the reservations.

1241
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:56,168
Her parking pass correlates
to one of the rooms

1242
01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:57,777
that was booked 30 minutes prior.

1243
01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,779
In it,
we found several rolls of duct tape.

1244
01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,155
Duct tape?

1245
01:10:01,239 --> 01:10:02,699
Here's where it gets ridiculous.

1246
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:21,968
Several keys got stuck in the gears,
trapping you inside.

1247
01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:24,762
I need to use your phone right now.

1248
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,894
<i>- Hello.</i>
- Meg?

1249
01:10:31,978 --> 01:10:34,689
Rob! Where are you? Are you okay?

1250
01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:37,066
Listen,
I don't have a lot of time to talk.

1251
01:10:37,150 --> 01:10:39,152
I just want to tell you that I am sorry.

1252
01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:41,779
<i>I've been stuck.</i>

1253
01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:44,115
I've just been holding on
to a bunch of bullshit,

1254
01:10:44,198 --> 01:10:46,159
and you haven't gotten
what you needed from me.

1255
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:51,289
It's kind of like with your kids,
you know, your patients.

1256
01:10:52,290 --> 01:10:55,168
<i>You say they grow up fast
when they're dealing with a crisis.</i>

1257
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,544
Yeah.

1258
01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:59,797
Well, I've been dealing with a crisis
of unimaginable proportions,

1259
01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:01,966
and I just want to tell you that I am...

1260
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:04,802
I am getting out my own damn way.

1261
01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,680
So you stay right there.

1262
01:11:09,307 --> 01:11:10,308
I'm coming for you.

1263
01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:24,614
<i>♪ Hold on ♪</i>

1264
01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:26,783
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm coming ♪</i>

1265
01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:28,743
<i>♪ Hold on ♪</i>

1266
01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:31,913
<i>And here comes Abdalla Tanui of Kenya,</i>

1267
01:11:31,996 --> 01:11:34,415
<i>rounding the corner
for the final quarter mile.</i>

1268
01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:45,009
Last one there is a rotten egg.

1269
01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:55,978
Guys, please. I got to get to the church.
I got to get to the church. Excuse me.

1270
01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:58,064
Officers, I need a ride to my wedding.

1271
01:11:58,147 --> 01:11:59,148
Move along, Nick Cannon.

1272
01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:01,859
No, I know it sounds crazy,
but I really need your help.

1273
01:12:02,443 --> 01:12:05,404
She's the love of my life,
and I know she'd take a bullet for me.

1274
01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:07,990
She's my "ride or die bitch."

1275
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:12,495
- Let's roll.
- Yes!

1276
01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:14,664
Wait. How the hell are we supposed
to get across town

1277
01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:16,916
- with the race and the traffic?
- I got an idea.

1278
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:27,844
Whoo!

1279
01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:29,512
Almost went around the thing

1280
01:12:29,595 --> 01:12:31,973
- and flipped over.
- We almost... went around.

1281
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:41,023
Whoa!

1282
01:12:41,107 --> 01:12:42,108
Watch out!

1283
01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:47,488
Relax. We got this.

1284
01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:49,216
We're professionals.
We do this all the time.

1285
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:50,491
Why are you so nervous?

1286
01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:52,535
Oh, snap. Guys, can I use your phone?

1287
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:53,786
Look at your own risk.

1288
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:55,580
I promise you I won't.

1289
01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,586
- Hello.
- Hey, Callie!

1290
01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:03,170
Yeah, it's me, Rob, from last night.

1291
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:05,798
- Corny Rob.
<i>- Yeah, yeah, yeah, Corny Rob.</i>

1292
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,968
Corny Rob?
Yeah, I need you to do me a favor.

1293
01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,553
<i>Grab my suit,</i>

1294
01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:13,264
bring it down
to the Second Presbyterian Church. ASAP.

1295
01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,683
- All right.
- All right, bye.

1296
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:17,894
Whoo! Someone's getting married!

1297
01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:23,482
We're never gonna make it in time.

1298
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:25,669
- I think these guys know a shortcut.
- Yeah?

1299
01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:28,279
Whoa!

1300
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:31,907
Let's go!

1301
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,243
All right!

1302
01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,953
<i>♪ I sing ♪</i>

1303
01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:40,917
<i>♪ Because I'm free ♪</i>

1304
01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:45,171
<i>♪ His eye ♪</i>

1305
01:13:45,254 --> 01:13:47,173
<i>♪ Is on ♪</i>

1306
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:51,177
<i>♪ The sparrow ♪</i>

1307
01:14:00,144 --> 01:14:02,605
- I'll walk. Thank you.
- No, doors are locked.

1308
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,528
- Not getting out of here, baby.
- Ride or die.

1309
01:14:06,734 --> 01:14:09,820
Sweetheart, you have to accept
the fact that he's not coming.

1310
01:14:09,904 --> 01:14:11,364
He will be here.

1311
01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:31,842
He's here.

1312
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:34,845
He's here!

1313
01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:40,643
Yes! Whoo! My man's in the house!
Come on, everybody, give it up!

1314
01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:53,531
- You look good, man.
- Thank you, brother.

1315
01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:19,806
Wow.

1316
01:15:20,933 --> 01:15:21,976
You look amazing.

1317
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:33,821
Sir, I'd like to thank you
for hosting such a wonderful service.

1318
01:15:33,904 --> 01:15:35,614
It's a complete disaster,

1319
01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:37,533
and I think it should be canceled.

1320
01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:41,037
You'd rather her marry Cody.

1321
01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:44,915
As a matter of fact, he's the kind of man
my baby girl deserves.

1322
01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:49,378
Yeah. And he's also the kind of man
that's planning to take over your company.

1323
01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:52,798
Yeah, that's right.

1324
01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:56,844
He's bought up 47% of your shares
and has a lead on another five.

1325
01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,723
Now, I know
I'm just a substitute teacher, but...

1326
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:03,434
sounds to me like you're screwed.

1327
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,063
Cody, is this true?

1328
01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,985
You always treated me like garbage.

1329
01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:15,029
Worse than garbage.

1330
01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:19,033
It wasn't until Megan and I broke up
that you could even remember my name.

1331
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:25,372
I have been waiting
for this moment for years.

1332
01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:29,043
I'm sorry I can't take everything
that's important to you.

1333
01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:34,840
Congratulations, you two.

1334
01:16:38,803 --> 01:16:41,084
- Man, I ought to knock your ass out.
- Hey, Benny, chill.

1335
01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:44,141
- He got a mean left hook.
- Oh, for real? I'm good.

1336
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:50,815
I'm sorry, baby girl.
I've got to deal with this now.

1337
01:16:51,315 --> 01:16:52,358
- No.
- Mr. Swope...

1338
01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:57,696
I got it. Give me a second.

1339
01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:02,701
Back off, Rob. This is important.

1340
01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:04,787
More important
than your own daughter's wedding?

1341
01:17:04,912 --> 01:17:06,997
Look, I don't expect you to understand.

1342
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:09,583
You haven't worked a real job
in your life.

1343
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,254
Here's what I do know, Mr. Swope.

1344
01:17:15,589 --> 01:17:17,258
Marriage is a full-time job.

1345
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,427
I'm talking long hours.

1346
01:17:21,595 --> 01:17:22,763
Overtime.

1347
01:17:24,765 --> 01:17:25,765
No summers off.

1348
01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:32,231
Listen, I promise you I'm gonna give Megan
everything that I have.

1349
01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:36,318
I'll never stop proving myself.

1350
01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:40,823
And I'll never ever stop loving her.

1351
01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,910
I promised her mother the same thing.

1352
01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:47,454
Oh, God, I wish she were here.

1353
01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:49,790
She is...

1354
01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:51,876
Dad.

1355
01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:57,464
Okay... too soon.

1356
01:17:57,548 --> 01:18:00,634
Uh... What do you say we go back inside?

1357
01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:02,553
Come on, work can wait.

1358
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:04,847
Megan needs her father.

1359
01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:07,600
And a groom.

1360
01:18:08,142 --> 01:18:10,542
Apparently, that's how
this whole wedding thing works, right?

1361
01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:15,524
Rob, thank you for what you did.

1362
01:18:16,734 --> 01:18:20,279
Cody's a liar and a cheat.
I'm just glad I'm the one that caught him.

1363
01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:22,072
I'm not talking about Cody.

1364
01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:25,284
If there's any way
I can possibly repay you...

1365
01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:29,705
Well...

1366
01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:33,375
And now we come
to the portion of the ceremony

1367
01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:36,670
that holds great significance, the vows.

1368
01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:39,256
I understand you two
have written your own?

1369
01:18:39,757 --> 01:18:40,841
Yes.

1370
01:18:40,925 --> 01:18:42,760
Megan, would you like to begin?

1371
01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:43,844
Actually, Father...

1372
01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:46,096
May I?

1373
01:18:50,267 --> 01:18:54,396
Megan...
I know I haven't made it easy for you.

1374
01:18:56,398 --> 01:19:00,778
And I know I haven't been the man...
that you deserve.

1375
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,281
But all the time leading up
to this moment...

1376
01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:08,994
is exactly what I needed
to put all my nonsense behind me.

1377
01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:13,123
Someone once said
it takes 10,000 hours...

1378
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:15,501
to master anything...

1379
01:19:18,003 --> 01:19:20,839
but that's a long time
to keep a beautiful woman waiting.

1380
01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:27,471
And, Megan, you have waited a long time.

1381
01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:32,184
But I promise you this:

1382
01:19:33,143 --> 01:19:36,647
if marriage is like playing the lottery...

1383
01:19:38,357 --> 01:19:39,775
I'm in it to win it.

1384
01:19:42,152 --> 01:19:43,862
Oh, Rob.

1385
01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:45,906
I know the man that you are.

1386
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:51,245
And all I need you to be
is right here, right now.

1387
01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:53,746
Always.

1388
01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:56,375
Megan, will you have this man
to be your husband,

1389
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,252
to love and to comfort,

1390
01:19:58,335 --> 01:20:00,838
to honor and to keep
in sickness and in health

1391
01:20:00,921 --> 01:20:02,548
for as long as you both shall live?

1392
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:04,425
I do.

1393
01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,635
And do you, Robert?

1394
01:20:08,887 --> 01:20:11,056
Yes, I do.

1395
01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:12,682
Rob, the ring?

1396
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,690
My mother's ring?

1397
01:20:22,693 --> 01:20:24,153
Thank you.

1398
01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:33,329
Is there anybody here who does not wish
these two to be married?

1399
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:36,832
Let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.

1400
01:20:40,919 --> 01:20:42,171
Rob slept with a hooker!

1401
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:47,426
It just had to come out.

1402
01:20:47,509 --> 01:20:51,847
Um... I have pictures of them leaving
a bar together, so it's a true story.

1403
01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:53,515
Wait, what is this about, Rob?

1404
01:20:53,599 --> 01:20:55,768
I did not sleep with a hooker, okay?

1405
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:58,187
I just brought her back,
and she listened to my vows.

1406
01:20:58,270 --> 01:21:00,731
And actually, she was very helpful.

1407
01:21:00,814 --> 01:21:04,401
Oh, yeah. That sounds plausible.

1408
01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:08,530
Unfortunately, the hooker couldn't be here
to corroborate your story.

1409
01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:12,326
Well, actually, the young lady...
is right over there.

1410
01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:16,080
Callie? Can you please tell them?

1411
01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:20,042
- Yes, please do!
- She paid me to try and sleep with him.

1412
01:21:22,628 --> 01:21:26,590
Okay, let's all believe a hooker.

1413
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:31,178
<i>Hello, Hooker. It's Vicky.</i>

1414
01:21:31,261 --> 01:21:33,597
<i>Just making sure you'll be
at The Glass Slipper tonight</i>

1415
01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:35,766
<i>to do the do with Rob Anderson.</i>

1416
01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:38,894
<i>That is R-O-B.</i>

1417
01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:40,562
Yeah, that checks out.

1418
01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:43,148
I want my $300 back.

1419
01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:46,151
Wait, Vicky, why would you do this?

1420
01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:48,153
Yeah, why would you do this, Vicky?

1421
01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:50,489
Wha... he broke my heart.

1422
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:52,074
- What?
- Yes.

1423
01:21:52,741 --> 01:21:55,786
We had one date together, a magical night.

1424
01:21:56,703 --> 01:21:58,831
And, yes, did I smell a little bit?

1425
01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:02,167
But I have been to a doctor since then,
and it has cleared up significantly,

1426
01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:03,669
hardly detectable.

1427
01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:07,256
But you? You get him for the rest
of your life, Miss I Smell Like Flowers?

1428
01:22:07,339 --> 01:22:08,674
That is not fair.

1429
01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:10,801
- Ma'am.
- What?

1430
01:22:10,884 --> 01:22:13,887
Are you aware solicitation is a felony
in South Carolina?

1431
01:22:13,971 --> 01:22:16,765
Okay, don't arrest me. She's the hooker.

1432
01:22:16,849 --> 01:22:18,529
Yeah, but you're the one
that's going down.

1433
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:21,081
I'm assuming you want
to press charges on this one, right, Rob?

1434
01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:25,691
You know, I don't think so.

1435
01:22:26,358 --> 01:22:28,861
If it wasn't for Vicky,
I wouldn't be standing here right now.

1436
01:22:29,570 --> 01:22:31,572
So I'll just chalk it up to insanity.

1437
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:32,656
Okay.

1438
01:22:32,739 --> 01:22:35,033
However, I would like you to leave.

1439
01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:37,494
Okay, I will see myself out.

1440
01:22:37,578 --> 01:22:40,372
I am not holding these anymore.
Carpal tunnel.

1441
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:42,583
- Let's go.
- Don't touch me.

1442
01:22:45,502 --> 01:22:47,004
I'll take those, darling.

1443
01:22:47,087 --> 01:22:50,048
Father?
Now, can we skip to the end, please?

1444
01:22:50,132 --> 01:22:51,300
All right, then.

1445
01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:55,846
I now pronounce you husband and wife!

1446
01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:14,907
We're married! We're married!

1447
01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:19,328
- We're married!
- We're married!

1448
01:23:20,245 --> 01:23:26,585
<i>♪ Even though I know
When you're coming back, baby ♪</i>

1449
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:32,966
I'm gonna get it, though.
Hey, baby. How you doing, man?

1450
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,885
- Come on and see me, now.
- I will, man.

1451
01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:36,220
Hey, baby.

1452
01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:39,431
You look pretty.
I like that you dressed for the occasion.

1453
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:41,642
Pow!

1454
01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:43,060
Thank you for having us.

1455
01:23:43,143 --> 01:23:45,270
- You must be Mrs. Right.
- Yes.

1456
01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:47,481
You're a vision, beautiful.
That's for her.

1457
01:23:47,564 --> 01:23:49,900
- Nice.
- Rob, who are all these people?

1458
01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:52,903
Oh, its just a few friends I met
on the way to the wedding.

1459
01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:55,280
And how did you get Brian McKnight
to show up?

1460
01:23:55,364 --> 01:24:00,410
<i>♪ Forever means forever ♪</i>

1461
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:01,912
You ain't gonna believe it.

1462
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:04,706
I actually helped him write a song.
It's gonna be on the new album.

1463
01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:07,501
- Oh, my God.
- It's no big deal though, you know.

1464
01:24:08,126 --> 01:24:10,087
You know what? You're right.
I don't believe you.

1465
01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:11,755
Oh, you hater.

1466
01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:15,175
Oh, you mad 'cause Brian McKnight
made me his muse.

1467
01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:20,931
You know, Rob, there is
one thing you forgot to do today.

1468
01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:24,851
No, I'm pretty sure I did everything,
or else we wouldn't be here right now.

1469
01:24:24,935 --> 01:24:28,230
Unh-unh. You forgot to check the numbers.

1470
01:24:28,313 --> 01:24:32,150
- Ah, the numbers, right, right.
- Yeah, come on.

1471
01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:35,529
- Okay, here we go.
- All right, so did we win?

1472
01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:39,116
- Yes, we most certainly did.
- Yes!

1473
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,035
I just didn't pick the right numbers...

1474
01:24:42,661 --> 01:24:44,329
but I picked the right girl.

1475
01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:50,836
Oh, baby. You know what?
There is always next month.

1476
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,963
No, I don't have time next month.

1477
01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:58,885
You are now looking at the new full-time
English lit teacher over at Larkin Prep.

1478
01:24:58,969 --> 01:25:00,721
- Are you serious? Really?
- Yeah.

1479
01:25:00,804 --> 01:25:02,723
Baby, that's amazing!

1480
01:25:02,806 --> 01:25:04,850
- That's amazing.
- Yeah.

1481
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:07,728
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my great pleasure to introduce

1482
01:25:07,811 --> 01:25:12,357
Mr. and Mrs. Robert Anderson as
they enjoy their first dance together.

1483
01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:19,364
Baby, are you sure
you still want to do this?

1484
01:25:20,324 --> 01:25:22,200
It is a really important moment.

1485
01:25:22,284 --> 01:25:24,620
You know, it's the centerpiece
to the whole reception.

1486
01:25:24,703 --> 01:25:26,330
Well, you missed a few lessons.

1487
01:25:27,831 --> 01:25:29,416
And I'm really sorry about that.

1488
01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:32,669
But I plan on making it up to you.

1489
01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:58,505
Where the hell did you learn that?

1490
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:01,633
I found some time.

1491
01:27:15,689 --> 01:27:19,651
Excuse me. This is a wedding.
Why don't y'all get out here and dance?

1492
01:27:19,735 --> 01:27:22,904
Come on,
that's what this dance floor is for. Yeah.

1493
01:27:22,988 --> 01:27:25,323
<i>♪ So incredible ♪</i>

1494
01:27:25,407 --> 01:27:28,618
<i>♪ The way things work themselves out ♪</i>

1495
01:27:29,828 --> 01:27:32,497
<i>♪ And all emotional ♪</i>

1496
01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:37,252
<i>♪ But you know what it's all about, babe ♪</i>

1497
01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:42,924
<i>♪ And undesirable for us to be apart ♪</i>

1498
01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:49,556
<i>♪ I never would've made it very far ♪</i>

1499
01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:53,393
<i>♪ 'Cause you know you've got the keys ♪</i>

1500
01:27:53,477 --> 01:27:58,064
<i>♪ To my heart ♪</i>

1501
01:27:58,148 --> 01:28:02,110
<i>♪ 'Cause one
You're like a dream come true ♪</i>

1502
01:28:02,194 --> 01:28:05,864
<i>♪ Two, just want to be with you ♪</i>

1503
01:28:05,947 --> 01:28:09,701
<i>♪ Three, girl, it's plain to see ♪</i>

1504
01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:12,996
<i>♪ That you're the only one for me ♪</i>

1505
01:28:13,079 --> 01:28:17,083
<i>♪ And four
Repeat steps one through three ♪</i>

1506
01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:20,670
<i>♪ Five, make you fall in love with me ♪</i>

1507
01:28:20,754 --> 01:28:25,801
<i>♪ If ever I believe my work is done ♪</i>

1508
01:28:25,884 --> 01:28:30,555
<i>♪ Then I'll start back at one ♪</i>

1509
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:37,395
What happened
when you broke into the solo, though?

1510
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:41,900
So did you have fun?

1511
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:43,401
Oh, it was all right.

1512
01:28:43,485 --> 01:28:44,653
All right?

1513
01:28:44,736 --> 01:28:47,531
We got married,
Brian McKnight sang your favorite song.

1514
01:28:47,614 --> 01:28:50,242
- That was incredible.
- What more do you want?

1515
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:53,662
Uh, well, you know.
When we get to the room, I can show you.

1516
01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:57,290
You have no idea how long
I've been waiting to hear that.

1517
01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:04,172
<i>♪ Bye-bye, love, bye-bye... ♪</i>

1518
01:29:04,256 --> 01:29:05,674
Mm, come on.

1519
01:29:06,758 --> 01:29:09,511
You know, let's just take the stairs.

1520
01:29:09,594 --> 01:29:11,012
- You sure?
- Yeah.

1521
01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:14,850
Oh, you gonna try to cheat? Oh!

1522
01:29:14,933 --> 01:29:16,852
Oh! Oh! Oh!