Naegi
>Alright...!
Mondo
walks to his place
Naegi
>With evidence in so many places, it'll be hard, but...
Komaeda
The blood has tried. Komaeda's jacket sleeves and pants are covered in dried blood.
Souda
is at his place I guess.
Naegi
>I'm sure everyone will be able to figure it out.
Naegi
(ok im satrtgin don t talk
Komaeda
I have no doubt that we all can figure out the culprit..
Mukuro
This case is pissing me off already. I need to figure out the murderer to figure out... if she's still alive.
Naegi
(i said Dont Talk
Mondo
talks
Sonia
((Naegi z snaps))
Mukuro
We need to find this culprit. I don't know why, I feel determined. Now... time for a rundown of the evidence.
Mukuro
(( NAEGI DO IT
Naegi
>We just need to remember all the things we've learned...!
Naegi
>Hinata-kun's body... there was just a single big gash around his stomach...
Naegi
>He was in the bath and the water was all bloody...
Naegi
>Underneath him was Togami-kun's room key.
Naegi
>Togami-kun... his room... the doorknob was bloody...!
Naegi
>And there was a fan inside...?
Naegi
>But it's not as if Togami-kun would use his room.
Naegi
>Souda-kun's room had the sheets missing...
Naegi
>Which were found in the laundry room, with missing cleaning detergent and bloodied shelves.
Naegi
>Bandages were missing from the infirmary and blood covered the room...
Naegi
>...A knife was missing from the kitchen and then stabbed into the wall.
Naegi
>Beside Ikusaba-san's military group's symbol... Fenrir.
Naegi
>But... how does this all fit together?
Naegi
>Trial... START!
Mukuro
Everyone.
Mukuro
Same thing as last time.
Mukuro
I want to see if everyone is on the same page about the murder weapon.
Mondo
...Who died and made you leader..?
Sonia
Um... was it your knife?
Naegi
...
Mukuro
I made me leader.
Komaeda
Who was the one that found the knife in the kitchen..?
Mukuro
Unless you have objections.
Mondo
I found it.
Komaeda
Mondo-kun, was the knife bloody?
Mondo
It was the same one that got stuck in the wall.
Sonia
Was it a kitchen knife? Or another kind?
Mondo
((I have no fucking idea))
Naegiwhispers to Mondoyeah
Naegiwhispers to Mondoits a kitchen knife
Mondo
Yeah, it was.
Naegiwhispers to Mondoused for slicing things
Naegiwhispers to Mondo:)
Mukuro
Before you ask, I only use military knives. And trust me, it's hard to steal from me.
Mondo
The kitchen knife was the same one on the wall, and it was bloody as hell.
Sonia
Oh!
Komaeda
That was all I wanted to ask.
Sonia
takes out one of Mukuro's knives
Sonia
I got this from when you destroyed Souda's hat!
Souda
cries about his beanie.
Sonia
It was quite easy to get!
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
What's your point...?
Mondo
grunts
Sonia
Ah...
Sonia
...
Naegi
...
Sonia
puts the knife away slowly
Naegi
Er, anyways...
Naegi
So was Hinata-kun killed with a knife...?
Sonia
Or maybe he was killed with a book!
Naegi
...
Sonia
laughs
Mukuro
... We did that stupid pun already.
Naegi
.....................
Sonia
Just kidding!
Mukuro
And now look at where he is now.
Souda
what.
Naegi
He must've been sliced open, then...
Sonia
...It makes more sense in my home language...
Mukuro
Whoever this killer is, he is not creative.
Komaeda
From what I found, there were no external injuries on Hinata-kun besides the cut.
Sonia
Was there a sign of a struggle?
Naegiwhispers to Soniano
Komaeda
Not in the bathhouse.
Mukuro
smirks
Mukuro
I know who did it.
Mondo
The attack was aggravated. I don't think anyone would slice him up that brutally.
Mondo
[I hate lagging ugh]
Naegi
...What?
Souda
Huh?
Naegiwhispers to Mukurookw a it
Komaeda
Oh?
Naegiwhispers to MukuroWhat.
Mukuro
points at Naegi
Naegiwhispers to Mukurodont end the trial rn u big d
Naegiwhispers to Mukurooh
Mukuro
It was you, wasn't it?
Naegiwhispers to Mukurooh.
Naegiwhispers to MukuroYOU BIG GAY BABY
Souda
is so confused.
Sonia
What?
Naegi
...?!
Mukurowhispers to NaegiHAHAHAHaha
Naegi
M--Me?!
Sonia
That makes no sense!
Naegi
I was just sleeping!
Mondo
S-Stop casting blind accusations!
Mukuro
Great alibi.
Komaeda
Mukuro, you've got that wrong.
Naegi
Plus... it's my job to oversee these trials...
Sonia
Yes, you are getting us no where!
Mondo
I mean.. he could kill us all if he wanted to.
Komaeda
The mastermind wouldn't kill in his own game, would he?
Naegi
So why would I die...!
Mondo
As much as I hate it..
Naegi
Then I can't oversee future trials.
Sonia
Mukuro, you must think you are a very cool, but really you are just like us!
Sonia
We don't accuse randomly, and you shouldn't, either!
Naegi
...
Mukuro
I'm not very cool.
Naegi
sweats
Naegi
Anyways...
Naegi
They found Togami-kun's key underneath Hinata-kun's body...
Naegi
But why Togami-kun?
Naegiwhispers to Mukuroyou fuckin
Komaeda
And, who was it placed by? Hinata-kun, or the killer?
Naegiwhispers to Mukurodork
Naegiwhispers to Mukuroidiot
Mukuro
That proves Naegi's innocence... One thing out of the way. Now for the rest.
Komaeda
..If it was placed by Hinata-kun, did he want us to see the room as his dying wish?
Mukuro
Doubt it.
Naegi
But... how did he know what was in Togami-kun's room?
Naegi
And how did he get the key...?
Mukuro
... Simple.
Mukuro
You should know that already, Naegi.
Naegi
Huh?
Naegi
pretends to act confused because he already watched the tape and therefore knows everything
Mukuro
... Sigh.
Mukuro
I'll explain to you.
Mondo
You talking about the last trial?
Mukuro
As you are the mastermind, you may know there is a way to get the keycards of the victims back, right?
Naegi
...
Naegi
Well, yeah...
Mukuro
What is that way again?
Naegiwhispers to MukuroWHATS THE WAY AGAIN YOU FUCK
Naegi
SWEATS
Naegi
>Multiple choice question!
Souda
is confused.
Naegi
>...
Naegi
>...
Naegi
>...
Sonia
is confused
Naegi
is confused too
Mondo
is seriously fucking confused
Sonia
MUKURO LOSES A HEART
Komaeda
may be confused, but doesn't show it. Haha, fuckers.
Naegi
It's, uh...
Naegi
...
Mukuro
I DONT LOSE AH EART NAEGI LOSES IT
Naegi
Argh! I need to get my head in the game!
Mukuro
Nice answer. Great mastermind.
Mondo
I choose '...'
Naegi
Okay, fine.
Naegi
What is it?
Sonia
If you are such a smart, why don't YOU answer it?
Naegiwhispers to Mukuroyou
Mondo
A smart what, Sonia.
Naegiwhispers to MukuroFUCKER
Sonia
Oh, did I say that wrong?
Sonia
I am sorry!
Mondo
Yeah.. pretty sure you did
Souda
It's alright, Lady Sonia!
Naegi
Ikusaba-san...?
Sonia
Is it "If you are such THE smart"..?
Mukuro
Sonia. There's a deposit room in the entrance. You can get every card that's not being used there.
Mukuro
It's quite simple.
You received a message: i'm going to sleep.
You received a message: night.
Naegiwhispers to Sakuranighhhht
Naegiwhispers to Sakura<3
Komaeda
blinks.
Souda
You can?
Mondo
And how would you know this..? I don't even fucking know this.
Naegiwhispers to Sakurabig smooch
Mukuro
Yes, you can.
Naegi
(GOD DAMNIT I KNEW THE ANSWER but i forgot the word for the box
Mukuro
Wow, maybe because I actually looked around the school?
Mondo
That means you tried to take one, right..?
Mondo
shuts up
Sonia
No need to be such a "smart ass"!
Komaeda
Is the card still on the dead person, if they die?
Souda
((Letterbox))
You received a message: hmmmmm
You received a message: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Naegiwhispers to Sakurashhh
You received a message: should i
Naegiwhispers to Sakurajust sleep u dork
Mukuro
No. The card goes to the letterbox.
You received a message: oka
You received a message: y
You received a message: so i sui
Naegiwhispers to Sakurayeah just sui
Naegiwhispers to Sakuraand sleep tight
Naegiwhispers to Sakurasweet dreams <3
Komaeda
So, whenever Hinata-kun died, someone took his card and put it there?
Sakura has suicided!
Naegi
(sakura had 2 go sleep
Souda
((Oh ok))
Komaeda
((oh ok))
Mukuro
(THank god for 2 spies god
Sonia
((NO ONE MAKE ANY FUCKING CANON JOKE I S2G))
Souda
stares at you Komaeda))
Mondo
[I was looking at that icon and I almost pissed myself]
Mukuro
So, Naegi-kun.
Mukuro
I'm curious.
Naegi
...Huh?
Mukuro
As the mastermind of the game, shouldn't you know that?
Naegi
W--Well, er...
Naegi
starts to sweat
Mukurowhispers to NaegiIM GOING TO TAUNT YOU FOR THIS THE REST OF THE GAME
Naegi
This isn't on the topic of the crime!
Mukurowhispers to NaegiI HOPE YOURE READY
Souda
is naegi Equius?))
Naegi
We need to get back to the investigation!
Naegi
yes
Naegi
There was a fan in Togami-kun's room.
Komaeda
It was covered in blood.
Naegi
...Y--Yeah.
Mukuro
That fan.
Mukuro
Do you think it's related?
Mondo
Blood..? Hinata didn't have any more wounds.
Komaeda
Yes. I do think it's related.
Mondo
Does that mean.. the murder weapon was the fan?
Naegi
Well, it's covered in blood...!
Mukuro
No.
Naegi
...Oh.
Sonia
What is he was electrocuted by the fan?!
Sonia
I was that in my magazine once!
Mukuro
The fan isn't the murder weapon.
Naegi
Electrocuted...?
Mukuro
I know what is.
Sonia
It was quite interesting!
Mondo
I mean.. the fucking knife didn't look like it could cut him that brutally.
Naegi
Hey, Souda-kun, can you identify what type of fan this is? You're good with this stuff, right?
Souda
Eh...
Souda
stares at it.
Naegi
...
Souda
Never seen that kind before.
Mukuro
... Did you fuck that once?
Naegi
...Neither have I.
Sonia
What?
Naegi
That's why I asked...
Mukuro
What?
Souda
What?
Naegi
What?
Mondo
How do you fuck a fan?
Mukuro
Ask Souda.
Sonia
I do not understand what that sentence meant...
Naegi
A--Anyways!
Sonia
Please define the word "fuck"
Naegi
I've never seen this fan before, so that's why I asked.
Naegi
casually drops fan
Mukuro
I know what type of fan it is.
Komaeda
...
Mukuro
It's the type of shut the fuck up about the fan already type.
Naegi
...Oh.
Mukuro
Let's talk about something else.
Naegi
Then why does the fan have blood on it?
Souda
Lady Sonia, 'fuck' is the thing we did that one time.
Souda
winks.
Mondo
..No. Let's talk about the fan.
Mukuro
Why? Because it's the murder weapon.
Sonia
U-uh...
Mukuro
Simple, easy, clean.
Naegi
You seem pretty hasty to get off the subject of the fan...!
Naegi
But you just said--
Sonia
I still am confused
NaegiMukuro saidThe fan isn't the murder weapon.
Naegi
...
Mondo
Mukuro can't be right all the time. Don't worry about her.
Komaeda
Hm.. that's quite suspicious, isn't it?
Naegi
I'm... confused.
Mukuro
looks at oowada
Sonia
Maybe she is hiding the something!
Souda
I am too.
Komaeda
She admits its importance, then asks us to get off the subject?
Mondo
What I'm trying to get here.. is that the knife.. is a diversion?
Mukuro
but actually loses a heart aww
Sonia
What do you hide, Mukuro!
Mukuro
...
Mondo
Like that symbol.. is that a red herring?
Mondo
Or the fucking real deal.
Mukuro
shows hand
Naegi
...Was the symbol a red herring...?
Mukuro
...
Naegi
Or was it real...?
Mukuro
It was fake.
Naegiwhispers to Mukuro;)
Komaeda
Oh?
Mondo
i'll mend your heart dw
Komaeda
Who else would know the Fenrir symbol better than you. Mukuro-san?
Naegi
oh
Mukuro
Well, someone who looked at the internet, probably?
Mukuro
You don't need to be an expert. Just search "Fenrir".
Mukuro
I don't care about my symbol.
Komaeda
And can copy it from memory..?
Naegi
..Ahem.
Naegi
gets out laptop, googles fenrir
Mondo
It's not her, I may be a fucking dumbass.
Naegi
...Your symbol isn't on google images.
Sonia
((WHERE DID YOU BET THAT FROM))
Souda
where did u even get that.
Sonia
((*Get))
Mondo
But she isn't, she won't let the culprit blame her like that
Naegi
I'm the mastermind.
Naegi
I have resources...!
Mondo
victim*
Komaeda
smiles
Mukuro
Look. Komaeda.
Komaeda
Of course, it is just speculation, but also very suspicious..
Mukuro
I want you to be completely honest with me.
Naegi
I guess they could've just remembered it, but...
Souda
There it is again! There's his creepy murder smile!
Mukuro
If I killed anyone here, would it be Hinata, and would I leave this much evidence?
Sonia
Yes
Mondo
You're not out of the fucking clear yet, Mukuro.
Mondo
This might be some reverse psychology or something.
Komaeda
I'm not the one you should be asking, am I?
Sonia
You are trying to trick us by leaving so much evidence!
Mukuro
No, Sonia. That was a trick question. If I were to kill someone, I would kill everyone here.
Mondo
...
Sonia
...That is a bad idea
Naegi
Maybe we should talk about the bedsheets--?
Mondo
I'd like to see you try.
Naegi
From Souda-kun's room...
Souda
Ikusaba, didn't you nearly kill Hinata with a knife yesterday?
Naegi
That were found in the laundry room.
Naegi
H--Hey, wait, guys, can we--
Mondo
..Yeah, let's talk about that.
Mukuro
I'm not scared of executions.
Mukuro
You know that, sis.
Mondo
So.. what was in the laundry room?
Souda
i seriously doubt thats your sis, mukuro.
Mondo
looks at Mukuro
Souda
just saying.
Mukuro
shut the fuck up
Naegi
i killed junko
Mukuro
SHUT THE FUKCU P
Naegi
...Well...
Souda
why didn't we get a monobear file.
Mondo
Look, shut the fuck up already, stupid voice.
Naegi
There was the bloody sheet...
Mondo
We're thinking here, alright?
Naegi
And missing cleaning detergent.
Mondo
You're a stupid fucking bear. Shut up.
Mukuro
A missing cleaning detergent.
Mukuro
How did you even notice that, Oowada?
Naegi
(do u actually want the monobear file.
Naegi
(i will give it to u right now.
Souda
((God I don't know))
Souda
((Sure))
Mondo
I.. tend to care for myself.
Mukuro
Sure.
Naegi
>MONOBEAR FILE
Naegi
>Victim: Hajime Hinata
Mondo
That's all, gotta do laundry myself too.
Naegi
>Killer: [REDACTED]
Mukuro
Wow.
Naegi
>Cause of death: Stomach sliced open
Naegi
>Location found: Bathhouse
Sonia
Can I have that file, too?
Naegi
>Time of Death: 11PM
Sonia
I mean, not Mondos!
Mukuro
He's reading out loud.
Naegi
...
Sonia
But Naegi's..
Naegi
I just said it...
Komaeda
Hmm...
Sonia
People forget things!
Mukuro
Look.
Sonia
I would like to have something to look back to!
Naegi
...No...
Mondo
11 pm? I thought shit was closed at that time.
Mondo
Guess not.
Mukuro
I have one suspect. And that suspect is obviously going to defend himself by some stupid way.
Mukuro
It's you, Souda.
Mukuro
Your bedsheets. Why are they missing?
Komaeda
If the knife isn't the murder weapon, or the fan isn't the murder weapon, then one of them must be a decoy.
Naegi
Hm..
Mondo
The knife is. The wound on his body says so.
Souda
I already told you, I don't know why they're missing!
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
That's your defense?
Souda
Yeah.
Komaeda
..Souda-kun. Were your sheets there when you woke up this morning?
Mukuro
What were you doing during 11PM?
Sonia
He did not kill anyone!
Mondo
Mukuro, lay off. If he doesn't know.. we'll have to know where he was last night.
Mukuro
Everyone, shut it.
Sonia
>YOU HAVE THAT THING INCORRECT!
Mondo
You shut it.
Souda
I... don't think they were, Komaeda.
Naegi
(everyones alibi is
Naegi
(UR ALIBI IS: U WERE SLEEPING ALL NIGHT
Mukuro
LOOKS AT MONDO
Naegi
(HAHHAHA
Mondo
SHIES AWAY.
Naegi
(thats Every Sngle Persons alibi
Mukuro
Souda-kun.
Mondo
If.. Souda was sleeping at night.
Mondo
Where was he sleeping?
Naegi
...
Sonia
>NO, NO, NO, YOU HAVE THAT ALL INCORRECT!
Naegi
Sonia-san?
Mukuro
Sonia, stop screaming.
Komaeda
..?
Souda
is confused.
Sonia
>YOU CANNOT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE
Sonia
I SHALL SHOUT IF I WISH TO!
Naegi
..Er...
Mukuro
shows knife
Naegi
Just get on with your evidence... please...
Sonia
IF YOU ARE GOING TO KILL ME,
Naegi
For your own safety..
Sonia
DO SO!
Sonia
I DO NOT FEAR YOUR BLADE!
Naegi
Sonia-san!
Mukuro
Jesus Christ.
Naegi
Say your evidence!
Mondo
sighs
Sonia
My evidence is that...
Sonia
>HE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING!
Mukuro
.................
Mondo
...
Mukuro
sighs
Sonia
>IT IS UNCHARACTERISTIC FOR HIM TO KILL SOMEONE!
Mondo
Seriously
Mukuro
SIGHS SO HARD
Mondo
SIGHING WITH HER SO HARD
Komaeda
...
Sonia
Yes, I am completely serious!
Souda
is confused.
Mukuro
No, you're not.
Naegi
She does have a point...
Mukuro
You're kidding me.
Sonia
This is the man who fainted when he heard about MUTUAL KILLING
Sonia
He would never kill anyone!
Mukuro
I'm going to pretend this was all a joke.
Sonia
Much less cut them open!
Komaeda
There... is some truth to that...
Mondo
No, Sonia. He's not out of the fucking clear.
Naegi
...Er...
Mukuro
Oh, cute. Remember Chihiro, the girl that was sweet and innocent?
Mondo
Although.. he might not be the culprit.. someone who knows him well should be.
Mukuro
What did she do again?
Mondo
glares at Sonia
Mukuro
Oh, yeah! She murdered a person!
Sonia
YOU DO NOT EXPECT BARNY TO START CURSING ON HIS SHOW!
Sonia
*Barney
Sonia
And Souda is completely different!
Naegi
(also i uh need to go in like half an hr. whistles
Mondo
He doesn't scream either, Princess.
Naegi
(its 3am.
Mondo
[Let's just finish this then]
Sonia
While Chihiro was simply shy, Souda is a bit of a coward!
Souda
((Pussy))
Naegi
(oh
Naegi
(chihi...
Souda
Hey...!
Mukuro
(n-naegi-kun.........
Mukuro
A bit?
Sonia
He would never do anything of the sort!
Mondo
[N-Naegiri-sempai!]
Naegi
(im being yelled at im sry
Naegi
(GUYS
Naegi
(TRIAL...PLEASE
Mukuro
Okay, you know what? I had enough of this bullshit. I know who did it already, just from the five of us.
Naegi
If Souda-kun killed someone, I think it'd be an accident, rather than planned...
Mondo
Like I said.. I don't think Souda would ever.
Mukuro
The culprit... The one who killed Hajime Hinata...
Mondo
But.. someone was interested in killing..
Mukuro
I know who it is. Or at least, I have a guess.
Mondo
glances at Sonia
Mukuro
> PICK A PERSON!
Sonia
GLARES LOUDLY AT MONDO
Mukuro
Sonia Nevermind, you killed Hajime Hinata.
Naegi
...
Mondo
STARE DOWN RIGHT NOW
Sonia
...Oh no you did not
Naegi
...?!?!?!
Naegi
mukuro loses 1 heart for not having evidence
Mukuro
Yes I did.
Mondo
It's her, I agree.
Mukuro
BUT I HAVE EVIDENCE ACTUALLY
Sonia
Give me your evidence!
Sonia
Right now!
Sonia
I demand it!
Souda
is confused.
Mukuro
It's obvious.
Mukuro
... The bedsheets. They are my evidence.
Naegi
...
Naegi
Er...
Naegi
How?
Sonia
...What?
Mondo
You mean.. they fuc-
Naegi
what.
Sonia
I did not take Souda's bedsheets!
Sonia
You must be suffering from head damage!
Souda
Lady Sonia wouldn't kill anyone!
Naegi
How is Souda-kun's missing bedsheets evidence against Sonia-san...?
Mukuro
Yes, I mean they fucked. Sonia was the only one who could know Souda's door was open.
Naegi
..................
Mukuro
Because the two of them were so close.
Sonia
I did no such "fucking"!
Naegi
looks at full monobear file
Naegi
looks at mukuro
Komaeda
...
Mukuro
Then, because she knew his door was open, she stole his bedsheets.
Sonia
All I did was return the hat YOU destroyed to Souda!
Naegi
blinks loudly.
Sonia
You, my friend, are an IDIOT
Sonia
huffs loudly
Mukuro
Why are you so pumped?
Mondo
If that was all.. then where was Souda all night?
Komaeda
tries to hide a smile
Souda
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Mukuro
What is your alibi, then?
Mukuro
Let me guess.
Mondo
He sai-
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaHey, Komaeda-kun...
Mondo
Souda?
Sonia
It is the same as everyone else's
Mukuro
"You were asleep".
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaYou know it's not her, right?
Sonia
Yes!
Mukuro
Funny.
Souda
SHUT UP, MUKURO
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda[hints with my eyes]
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda[please im begging]
Souda
Lady Sonia didn't do shit!
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda[im on my knees, praying]
Komaedawhispers to NaegiWell, of course, Naegi-kun.
Sonia
I did no such "shit"
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaW--Well, someone has to tell her she's wrong...!
Mukuro
And the evidence to prove is?
Mondo
None.
Souda
Because...
Souda
I did.
Sonia
What is YOUR evidence?
Mukuro
It was either her, for stealing your bedsheets, or you-
Mukuro
...
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda...Oh.
Komaedawhispers to NaegiYou want me to prove her wrong..?
Sonia
I..what?
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaUh.
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaMaybe that won't be necessary.
Souda
It was an accident!
Naegi
....
Sonia
No you did not!
Naegi
winks with both eyes??? BLINKS???
Mukuro
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Sonia
Souda, please refrain from speaking!
Mondo
Souda.. I know you're a kind guy..
Sonia
We all know you didn't kill anyone!
Mukuro
I know you would do that. So simple, yet so... pleasant.
Souda
is gonna protect Sonia you shits.
Mukuro
Just go for the loved one and then they all spill it out.
Mondo
Mukuro, shut it. He.. might be a dumbass but he's protecting someone.
Naegi
You... planned that...?!
Mukuro
No.
Naegi
...Oh.
Mukuro
No for both of you.
Mukuro
I know exactly how this case went.
Sonia
...
Naegi
do you...
Souda
is so fucking confused by literally everyone right now.
Mondo
do you really..
Mukuro
no i dont but okay
Naegi
its a pretty tough climax interface... are you sure...
Mukuro
NO I DONT
Mondo
we still have a lot of evidence.
Mukuro
...
Naegi
...
Mukuro
But before we do that...
Souda
Um.
Mukuro
How about I hear one last testimony?
Mukuro
Souda...
Naegi
So you think... it's Souda-kun...?
Naegi
Er. Oh.
Mukuro
Can I hear your confession?
Mukuro
I want to see how you killed him, step by step.
Mukuro
If I find a contradiction...
Souda
Oh uh.
Naegi
oh shit
Mukuro
Then Sonia is the murderer.
Souda
I kinda just said that.
Mondo
holy shit she's a pro soldier
Sonia
No, no, no
Mukuro
No, you didn't.
Mukuro
I want a step-by-step guide.
Sonia
You have it ALL wrong!
Mukuro
Every. Single. Step.
Naegi
are you asking HIM for the climax interface
Sonia
From the moment you stepped in here, you've been suspecting the wrong people!
Sonia
Because /I/ know the true killer!
Naegi
...
Naegi
oh
Souda
Lady Sonia?
Mondo
is expecting a Bullet Time Event
Sonia
>The one who killed Hinata Hajime is....
Sonia
dramatic point
Mukuro
If you say me, I'm going to punch you.
Sonia
>KOMAEDA NAGITO!
Naegi
..........
Mukuro
...................
Komaeda
...
Souda
what.
Mukuro
What evidence?
Mukuro
None.
Mukuro
Ridiculous.
Naegi
blinks
Naegi
Okay, okay...
Sonia
Stop talking for a moment and listen!
Naegi
Everyone has accused each other.
Naegi
This is, uh, getting out of hand.
Naegi
But we need to look at the evidence for real...!
Mondo
Can I just accuse Monobear? Because this shit has gone insane.
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(ive neverlaughed harder in my life
Sonia
This is completely characteristic of him!
Mukuro
... Characteristic.
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(it was you, komaeda nagito, exactly
Sonia
Yes!
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((DO YOU WHAT WWHAT HEPPEDed. do you know.))
Mukuro
You say that word like it's something important. It is not.
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(you killed him by talking to naegi. he was so jealous he died
Mukuro
You don't know these people, idiot.
Sonia
Yet, I know most of you wouldn't do such a thing!
Naegiwhispers to Komaeda(that is how hinata died and its ur fault
Mukuro
They are more than characters. They are humans.
Mondo
You don't know them either, Mukuro.
Naegi
....
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((in whisper she says *stares at komaeda* and im like *smiles at sonia* and shes like *continues staring*))
Mondo
Shut it. They're not robots.
Sonia
Komaeda, well, I mean NOT to be rude...
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaFUCK
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((and im like *continues smiling* and then shes like HE DID IT))
Sonia
He walked into that pool of water like it was nothing
Naegi
U--Uh...
Mukuro
They're all humans. They all have jealously, they all have fear, they all are...
Mukuro
People.
Naegi
To be fair, that's sort of... how he acts all the time.
Sonia
But, this is different!
Komaeda
...
Mukuro
In the heat of the moment, you don't know what you do.
Mukuro
Sonia. Listen to me.
Mukuro
Komaeda didn't do it.
Sonia
The heart of the moment is one thing!
Mondo
sighs
Sonia
Another thing is doing something as "serial killer" esque as...
Mondo
Mukuro, hurry this up.
Sonia
...............
Naegi
is about to just say who did it
Naegi
...
Sonia
Oh, I do have that wrong
Mukuro
Sonia, stop protecting him.
Mondo
is obvious
Komaeda
gives Sonia a supportive smile.
Sonia
I am sorry, Komaeda!
Souda
is confused.
Mondo
What, Mukuro?
Sonia
I have pinned the wrong man
Naegi
oh god
Sonia
takes away her own heart
Mukuro
... Duh.
Souda
I literally have no idea whats happening anymore.
Mukuro
points kinfe at Oowada
Mukuro
You.
Naegi
Alright, al--
Naegi
...
Mondo
..What the fuck are you on about?
Mondo
You're making the wrong decision here, girl.
Mukuro
Wrong decision.
Mukuro
Oowada.
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaI CNAT BELIEVE THIS TRIAL
Mondo
Yeah, what.
Mukuro
Sonia. Komaeda. Naegi.
Naegi
...........
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((i just went i jjsut went. *gives sonia a KNOWING GLARE))
Mukuro
I know who did it. Finally. I realize... who did the murder.
Mondo
You just said everyone's name..
Mukuro
After all this stupidity...
Naegi
...Except one.
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((am i bad a human))
Sonia
SUDDENLY THROWS A WALKIE TALKIE ACROSS THE ROOM, TO KOMAEDA
Naegi
?!
Mukuro
...
Komaeda
..?
Mondo
W-What the fuck was that?!
Naegi
W--What?
Souda
What.
Sonia
PAY NO MIND!
Komaeda
picks up the walkie talkie, looking at sonia, then the walkie talkie, then sonia
Naegiwhispers to KomaedaWHY
Mukuro
What...
Mondo
Monobear! Break that crap!
Komaedawhispers to Naegi((im alughing liKE A WALRUES))
Mukuro
throws knife at walkie talkie
Mukuro
Stupid.
Sonia
HEY!
Naegi
Keep going, Ikusaba-san...!
Komaeda
the walkie talkie breaks
Mukuro
...
Souda
Um.
Sonia
gets out another fucking walkie talkie
Komaeda
looks at sonia. Then the walkie talkie, then sonia
Sonia
THROWS IT AGAIN
Naegi
Do I need to do it myself?
Mukuro
We don't have any evidence. We have to go by o-
Komaeda
catches it again
Sonia
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF THESE SHE HAS
Mukuro
throws knife at walkie talkie
Mukuro
Stop it.
Sonia
DON'T DO THAT
Naegi
>...
Naegi
>You idiots...!
Mondo
Mukuro, I said hurry this shit up.
Naegi
>There's plenty of evidence!
Souda
Ikusaba just.
Sonia
I AM TRYING TO GATHER EVIDENCE
Mukuro
We have to go by intuition. Can I please do it?!
Naegi
>You guys are just overlooking everything!
Mondo
The killer is obvious, you're delaying it.
Mukuro
Naegi, shut it!
Sonia
I AM GOING TO THROW ANOTHER WALKIE TALKIE
Naegi
>The one who OBVIOUSLY killed Hinata Hajime...
Mukuro
I know who the killer is already!
Sonia
AND YOU SHALL NOT BREAK IT
Naegi
>Is [REDACTED]
Mukuro
NAEGI!
Naegi
>!!
Sonia
THROWS A THIRD WALKIE TALKIE
Naegi
>[REDACTED]!! It's [REDACTED]!!
Sonia
DON'T BREAK IT
Mukuro
SNAP OUT OF IT!
Naegi
>Isn't it obvious?!
Komaeda
catches the walkie talkie. Again.
Mukuro
throws knife at naegi
Naegi
...H--Hey!
Mukuro
almost hits him but no
Mondo
EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Naegi
I was trying to make a point...
Mukuro
Look.
Mukuro
Stop being idiots. Please.
Mukuro
Let. Me. Say. Who. Fucking. Did. It.
Mondo
Say it, right now.
Mondo
Lemme hear it
Mukuro
...
Naegi
...
Mondo
But.. I think you're gonna get it wrong.
Mukuro
No.
Naegi
............
Naegi
No. Say it...
Naegi
Please.
Mukuro
Sonia Nevermind... You are the murderer!
Naegi
MUKURO LOSES 10 HEARTS
Mukuro
PLEASE TELL ME I GOT IT RIGHT
Sonia
SHUT UP FOR ONE MOMENT AND LET ME SPEAK
Mukuro
I mean, uh!
Sonia
I AM TRYING TO TALKIE TO KOMAEDA
Souda
crying.
Mukuro
Souda Kazuichi, you're the murderer!
Naegi
>TRIAL PHASE OVER
Komaeda
is walkie talkieing sonia
Naegi
>SCORE 0/100
Naegi
>-1000/100
Souda
I ALREADY ADMITTED TO IT
Mukuro
CMON
Naegi
>WORST SCORE EVER FOR ANY TRIAL PHASE EVER.
Souda
HOLY SHIT
Naegi
...
Mondo
You.. fuck.
Naegi
sighs
Naegi
Finally.
Souda
I admitted to it like thirty minutes ago!
Mondo
Mukuro.. did you skip the infirmary..?
Mondo
The whole fucking room was bloody..
Mukuro
Sigh.
Mondo
sighs
Naegi
He even admitted to doing it...
Mukuro
Look, c'mon.
Mukuro
I forget stuff.
Naegi
It was pretty frustrating watching you guys...!
Mukuro
starts sweating a lot ugh
Souda
I told you.
Mukuro
...
Mukuro
Wait.
Souda
It was an accident.
Mukuro
> TRIAL PHASE RESTART
Mukuro
We still didn't do one thing.
Sonia
Mukuro...
Souda
NO
Souda
STOP
Mukuro
And since I missed the murderer...
Naegi
...
Mukuro
It's time to get the thing right.
Naegi
W--What?
Naegi
Oh.
Naegi
Uh, okay.
Komaeda
...
Sonia
STARTS LAUGHING REALLY LOUDLY
Mukuro
Souda... I'll explain this murder step by step. Why? Because I can.
Naegi
...
Naegi
are you sure
Sonia
LIKE A PERSON SHOULDN'T LAUGH THIS LOUD
Souda
oh my god
Mukuro
YES IM FUCKIN SURE
Sonia
MUKURO, CUT IT OUT!
Mondo
are you sure about htis
Mukuro
if i miss anything i suck im sure im certain of it
Sonia
I AM DONE WITH YOUR LOLLYGAGGINE!
Souda
Let her do it.
Sonia
.NO!
Souda
I kinda want to see how close she gets.
Naegi
H--Hey, guys.
Sonia
I WILL NOT ALLOW HER THE CHANCE!
Souda
paps Sonia.
Naegi
Just let her do it.
Sonia
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Komaeda
smiles
Souda
hugs the Sonia.
Souda
shoosh.
Sonia
ALL OF YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHES!
Naegi
...
Mukuro
> CLIMAX INFERENCE: START-O!
Souda
makes out with the sonia.
Sonia
>YOU HAVE ALL MISSED A HUGE POINT
Sonia
>ALL OF YOU!
Souda
are you being quiet now.
Souda
no?
Sonia
...
Mondowhispers to someonePst, don't forget to mention the infirmary and bandages
Souda
yes?
Sonia
sighs loudly
Mukuro
... Ugh. This will be a toughie.
Mondowhispers to someoneThe /real/ place of crime, under my suspicion.
Naegi
Sonia-san, Souda-kun is the murderer.
Sonia
Fine, I shall let her SPEAK
Souda
Yeah.
Naegi
No one is bluffing anymore.
Mukuro
Yeah, I'm about to explain.
Sonia
HowEVER
Naegi
...
Sonia
Afterwards I SHALL CUT YOUR CLAIM TO PIECES
Souda
Lady Sonia, please calm down.
Mondo
Shut up, princess. We can't speak all the time.
Sonia
fumes in her area
Naegi
But, er, he really is the murderer.
Souda
It's alright.
Mukuro
if i get anything wrong just interrupt me instantly im a big Gay Baby
Naegi
(ok
Souda
((Can I do it))
Naegi
(ok
Souda
((Can I do the You've Got that Wrong?))
Naegi
(ok
Mondo
(let's all jsut fucking do it)
Naegi
(ok
Souda
((No just me))
Naegi
(ok
Naegi
Ikusaba-san?