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- >You buy another fluffy pony
- >This one is a blue pegasus with - get this - a rainbow colored mane
- >Her fluffy mark is a cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt extending out of it
- >She and fluffyjack became friends immediately
- "Hey, fluffyjack!"
- >"Wat?" she's been ornery lately because of the whole, "Apples" thing
- "I've got a present for you!"
- >She lights up, fairly
- >"Appows?!"
- "Nope, Apples are too dangerous, remember?"
- >"daddy meeny stiw." she says in a huff
- >Rainbowfluff, behind your back, blows her cover by saying, "Whew voices? Why daddy go 'way?"
- >"Who dat?" asks fluffyjack
- >You pull Rainbowfluff out from behind you with a smile
- >RF: "New fwein'?"
- >FJ: "Yay! New fwuffy!"
- >RF: "Yay!"
- >They embrase each other in a heart-warming hug
- >RF: "Wat yur name?"
- >FJ: "Fwuffyjack! Who you?"
- >Rainbowfluff is confused for a moment, you haven't given her a name yet
- "Uh, your name is Rainbowfluff."
- >She lights up
- >"Wainbow fwuff!" she exclaims
- >"Wainbow fwuffy's besses' fwein'!"
- >"Fwuffy wuv new fwein'!"
- >They hug again
- >"Wanna pway?" Fluffyjack asks
- >"Yeah! Watcha wanna pway?"
- >"Fwuffy wan' get appows, but daddy no get."
- >"Why?" Rainbow asks, partially looking at you
- >"Appows bad."
- "That's right, apples give owies."
- >Rainbow dismisses this and suggests a new game
- >"Wanna go fass? Dat wainbow's tawen'!"
- >Fluffyjack is amazed by this concept of "going fast"
- >"Fwuffy wan' go fass'!"
- >Rainbow instantly wants to show off her speed
- >"'Kay! Wach wainbow!"
- >Rainbow attempts to dash off, flapping her wings uselessly in the air, but you snap her up before she can go very far
- >initially, she is ecstatic with the sudden elevation
- >"Yay! Wainbow finawy fwyin'!"
- "No, Rainbow."
- >She looks around and realizes your gripping hand
- >"Why daddy sto' fwuffy? Wainbow wan' go fass!"
- "No, Rainbow, you can't go fast. No running of flying from now on, it's too dangerous."
- >Rainbowfluff is confused. "Fwyin' dangus?"
- "Yes. Very, very dangerous."
- >"Why?"
- >"Do' wissen daddy, he meenie!" chimes Fluffyjack
- >Rainbow's rebellious spirit accepts this notion
- >"Yea! Daddy meenie, Wainbow wan' go fass'!"
- >Rainbow wiggles around in your hand to the best of her ability in an effort to fly out of your grip, but only manages to poop herself in mid-air
- >She soon realizes that she had an accident
- >"Oh no! Wainbow sowwee, no sowwee stick, pweeze!" "Fwuffy no make poopies no mow!"
- >It's okay - it was only a little bit - but you decide to play off of this pre-existing fear of "sorry sticks"
- "It's okay, Rainbowfluff, but if you EVER try to go fast or fly again, you're gonna get the sorry stick!"
- >Rainbowfluff "eep"s and tries to bury itself in its fluff like a turtle
- >"No sowee stick! Fwuffy nevuw go fass' agen!!!" it whimpers, tearing up at the thought of never "flying" again
- >You tell rainbow that you love her and set her down by her friend, who is backed away from the pile of poopies complaining that it "no smew pwitty"
- >Rainbow immediately seeks huggies from Fluffyjack
- >"Daddy gif' wainbow sowee stick!" Rainbow exaggerates
- >"Wassa sowee stick?" Fluffyjack asks
- >The rest of the day is pretty much them hugging and Rainbow trying desperately to explain what a "sorry stick" is with her deluded vocabulary
- >They come to the conclusion, before bedtime, that you are, in fact, a "meenie" but neither of them want the "sorry stick", so they seemingly agree to give up their passions for the greater good
- >They both cry themselves to sleep again
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