pepsi's journal

day 1 of hgaving this stupid goddanmn diary
i just got rejected by a skeleton. my life is shit. see you tomorrow. i mean i was the one who tried to hit on some random person but fuck dude
stupid fucjking noise godd amnit i was having a nice dream
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUC K
THESE NORMIES JUST BROUGHT ME STRAIGHT INTO A BUNCH OF ABOMINATIONS
yknow im dorirng pr etty well here i might be able to score a kiss
haha who am i kidding no one will ever love me
this fuckin someogne-else in my brain isnt helping either. no one wants to kiss a psycho

I JUST HAD TO GET REALLY CLOSE TO SOMEONE I HATE THIS I HATE MY NEW LIFE I HATE YOU
this is it. i'm gonna die a fuckin loser. i just made a fool out of mys gelf again ev erytone hates me fuckttrtgrstgt
some scarecrow idiot is threatening us. act nice, bla bla. ok.
HE THINKS I'M NOT SCARY



i think i'm in love



FUCKING UNDEAD PIECE OF SHIT TALKING ABO UT MY COOKING GODDAMN I'M GONNA RAPE HIM LIKE I WAS SOME SORTA PERSON DIGGING A HOLE TO GET TO A BETTER COUNTRY OR SOMETHING I AM SO FUCKIKING PISSED BUT I CANT SPILL MY SPAGHETTI EVEN MORE NEXT TO THESE PEOPLE WHO ALREADY MUST HATE ME GOD I FUCKING HATE ALL OF THESE UNDEAD FUCKERS I'M GONNA COMMIT GENOCIDE ONE DAY I SWEAR. I AM ABOUT TO FUCKING BREAK AND IT'S NOT PRETTY.

THIS IS
THE LAST TIME
I TRY TO WALK OUT OF MY HOUSE
IT WAS THE FIRST TIM E IN YEARS AND IT DID NOT GO WELL. I AM NOT TRYING THIS AGAIN. FUCK ALL PEOPLE.

they're gonna kill my love. and i can't do anything about it.
this is the worst day of my life
guess my only friend is this sickle. atleast it agrees with me, a lot. i wonder if i'll ever find a talking hammer. god, i hope so.

I DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :D :) haha :0 :)

note: work on ability to say no.

day 2 i think fuck i already lost track

i missed saying hi to some children. my new insect friend is cool. i like having a friend.

so half orcs huh.
i found a book clicketyclickclick enjoys. good to know. i really like his company, he makes me happy. and i want him to be happy when he's with me too.
so we're going to find some sorta hammer i guess. i hope i get it.

[This page seems to be a drawing of someone dying after trying to suck off a horse]

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rooh is ok. also i stole some guy to myaybe get a kiss form him maybe?!???!!

NVM HE JUST GOT SHRUNK THERE GOES MY ONLY HOPE :)

day 3

rooh is cool.
that's all. today was a day all about travelling, so i was stuck thinking about how cool he is to me. i don't deserve such a great person. ant.

day 4

i hate walking

day today

doors have some writing g. i hope they're not spooky,,, we havent read them yet
apparently metil clan got here first. or something.
OH YEAH THE METIL CLAN THE ONES Whaha i love this little frog guy

oh shit there's a dead rasacug rasacub rasaculkik here

IT WILL RAIN DWARF BLOOD AND GUTS TONIGHT

haha it feels good to step on this fuckIN SCUM DIE DIE SUFFER BURN IN HELL FEEL THE PAIN OF A THOUSAND DICKS

[This page seems to be a drawing of a dwarf eating frog shit]

Supas smaukh brouk for avhe wii u

Sorus Heinlokk. That's the name of the person responsible for the book. Sorus Heinlokk. Remember the name.

I WAS JUST USEFUL FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE NSAJFBANSFGWEIH)(QT)_I)EIT)IQW_)#(%_WQ)R(QW%UJR)(WH@R)IHWSRIWHNSDFIASUHAfFucúckFuckFuckFuckFuck

THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EVER HOLD A PEN ISNT IT. OH GOD IT IS
I BETTER MAKE GOOD USE OF IT
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i didnt die. i love my party. they don't know it yet, and they probably dont want to be, but they're all my friends now.
i'm so thankful rooh's okay. i'm glad i'm safe too... i'll never split us up like that again.

day of right now

just had the best night of my life. thank god oculi don't sleep. :)

AAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHHGHGHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHD
DWARVES
WDWERARVES ARE WEAK ASS FUCKING SHIT



i went full communist
got attacked by some psycho. normal shit.

money lost in the last week: a bunch

battle
church


HOLY SHIT WE JUST CAUSED A WAR AND I JUST SCARED PEOPLE AND SJAIFAJSAWTQW(@%)QRQ@%@

my house is ruined. i'm gonna kill frank. bye.

take boat.

frank's gonna make me rich. rich.

i dont like seeing rooh sad. dont make him sad ever again.

Shit, this attack's really sudden. I can't let any townsfolk die!

what's causing this noise...? is this the kraken?

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There are multiple pages of this.

one of the townsfolk died. i it's my fault, isn't it... if i went faster, they could've been saved...
I'm pathetic compared to my teammates. I'm gonna learn how to fight, and then we'll see if anyone dies on me ever again.

i just met the cutest dragon omgggggggggggggggggggggg

HE LIKES MY FOOD

HE LIKES US

OMGGGGGGGGG HES MY FRIEND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love my friend dragon he's so cute.

[There's an entire page of drawings of Takrak]

being here on this boat's kinda relaxing. training my hammer skills here is pretty fun and tiring sometimes but... spending my night looking at the moon's reflection on the water, sometimes talking to rooh... i feel bad for provoking those bad memories for him, though. i'll try not to do it again. it's pretty nice. and it's helping me get motivated to change my fuckin bullshit, finally

soon, pepsi. soon.

Day I stopped counting a long time ago if you didn't notice

we're gonna go on like, a snowball thing. we're probably gonna lose and it'll be my fault

oh we won.

i think i just found a new great way to make cookies but i'm unsure (i hope rooh likes em)

oh my god i just got the best gift ever thanks roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :)

the voice is getting kinda bad recently, while i'm trying to rest. i guess it hates seeing me even slightly happy. sorry to disappoint.

Y'know, while rats are weak, I feel like fighting some helped prove that my training is taking effect. I'm glad... I wanna protect everyone. Especially Rooh.

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

I've outgrown this piece of paper. It's nothing but a representation of the shameful life I used to live, not too long ago. This journal shall be burned, and I shall leave no trace of it to be found. This is goodbye to a piece of my story, and my life, which I won't look back to.