funbro

It was yet another day in the room of Showderp. Fags like MisterLister and flippo were shitposting and trying to be funny with memes, roseyraid was complaining about hatching a 6iv with the wrong gender, and temp and nsyncluvr were arguing about nothing in particular with enough tsuntsun energy being emitted from nsync to power a small space station.
A few minutes later, after a match involving a denialfag champ thinking Clefable is still Normal and thus CC'ing it repeatedly, a buttmad ulcer entered the showderp room.
"Wow I swear to god that champ fucking sucks I'm so mad right now I really feel like being a faggot someone give me some dicks for my mouth". It is assumed that he said this because to be fair nobody was actually listening as Blocko had just convinced Mikel to declare dongers in the lobby and everyone who wasn't interested in it was watching Beds fight some fag with his imposter Blissey.
Everyone was out of the room, except MisterLister, flippo and ulcer. At this point ulcer was still rambling on about nothing "...i like how you used the meme to get ur point across xd nobody cares xd", he rambled to himself. At this moment Lister and flippo were talking on the other side of the room.
"...since I'm such a big faggot I kinda want to ride on ulcer's dick and do other lewd things such as hold hands." Lister said, apparently addressed towards flippo. At this point flippo was gently rocking backwards and forwards in the fetal position while mumbling "g8r memes g8r memes funbro" repeatedly. "ok" Lister said. "ok ok ok. Fuck this shitty fag and his autism, I'm going to fill up my anus with ulcer's permavirgin seed"
As he walked over towards ulcer behind him he heard a thud. Flippo had fallen down some stairs and was now drooling on the carpet. Lister looked back at his friend lying somewhat dazed on the floor and shook his head. "Fucking autist", he mumbled, and as he said these words he got an idea.
As an enormous faggot, Lister craves the feeling of the dick and anus of other men. Lister does not care about the dick and/or anus quality, so long as it exists. So Lister thought to himself, if this guy is asleep I may as well get him on in the fun as well."
Lister walked up towards ulcer who was still mumbling on about something. "...the g8rs caused the Wall Street crash the g8rs are Illuminati the g8rs are nazi g8r g8r g8r". Lister got out a rag and covered it in a clear substance. As he walked close to ulcer he readied his rag.
"hey fagtron" Lister said. He tried this several times to no response from ulcer. "Y'know what, fuck it." he mumbled, and held out his chloroform soaked rag under ulcer's nose, making him fall down to the floor like one might drop a large sack of potatoes.
"haha time for memes and fun butt sex xd" Lister cackled as he dragged the bodies towards the door.
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