Arjun 2012 New - Part 2

Pronunciation guide: http://soundcloud.com/mde-1/sets/arjun-2012-new

Part 2

So that about wraps it up...

Hopefully, once you pick the fragments of your brain up off the floor, you’ll have a new and improved roadmap for spiritual success. The Bhagavad Gītā is only the .96 beta release. TWAT is the 64-bit version, 9 point OH, optimized for all systems, HTML5 Object Oriented programming... spyware, malware, and DRM-free, belie dat. DMT sold separately- talk to my main homedawg Jethro in Ft. Worth, only a couple of clams a hit. Primo. Download it and if you had a good time send the programmers a buck or two on www dot M.D.E dot tv, keep them rolling in White Land Cruisers with Indian flags, otherwise, stick your fingers up your ass.
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Now let’s get cut to the chase homie negro baller dope pushers. It’s all fine and good to laugh it up for a while, but we’re living through some turbulent times here. Deep in a global recession, the opening stages of the copyright wars, the rise of the surveillance state, i mean we’re starting off at the thick and chewy end of a long hard shitty battle. Someone overcooked the fillet mignon and now we gotta eat it. A quarter pound of the worst beef jerky for breakfast lunch and dinner, 365 days a year, for, i dunno? the rest of your life sound good?

Unless we tighten up. Tighten the belts, tighten the TWAT, tighten the mind... Absorb the life lessons hidden within the pages of this tome. You’re Tom Hanks, I’m the Da Vinci Code. In between the bouts of verbal diarrhea and thermonuclear potty-talk, you’ll find the secret code that will give you infinite ammo and walk through walls, which is a metaphor for being able to find tranquility and possibly fulfillment given your bleak circumstances.

So, are ya beginning to feel me homiebro? Remember, for the comedy blog review synopsis, this album truly is a timeless artifact of the early 21st century malaise, a crystal of pure gleaming wisdom and life lessons, and not at all the near-retard level ramblings and fantasies of three chronic masturbators.

Oh, and for those of you still left wondering, wanting, and waiting, there’s always plan “S”... Plan S is available to anyone, anywhere, no matter your race, religion, creed as in your belief system or creed the rock band, plan S white plan S black, it’s all the same plan. can you guess what the “S” stands for? It stands for suicide... but it also stands for Soul, it stands for your soul, it stands for my soul, it stands for the souls of latino cream king hyperfucker sissyboi prostate gods around the world, and the soul of MDE... because these white shitstains got rhythm. They are your entertainment rent boys, now honour them, commercially, as they honour you.

And remember, in the event of the impending sentient radroach revolution -coming to the streets near you, 2013...  MDE, Never. Fucking. Dies.