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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Yeah.
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- 00:06:13,163 --> 00:06:14,038
- No, I'm the same way.
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- Yeah, no.
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- 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,710
- I'm just, I'm just
- glad to be here.
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- 00:06:17,459 --> 00:06:19,920
- I'm glad to see you too.
- Yeah.
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- (TRAFFIC SOUNDS)
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- Yeah.
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- Yup.
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- 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:08,654
- (PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT ON SPEAKER)
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- 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:02,958
- (CAR HORN BEEPS)
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- 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:17,805
- So I think it was last year,
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- 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,473
- but it could have
- been two years ago.
- 37
- 00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:21,224
- But there was a huge
- problem in China
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- 00:09:21,226 --> 00:09:23,353
- with the watermelon supply.
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- 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:29,400
- Basically watermelons started
- spontaneously combusting.
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- 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,526
- So because of that there
- was a huge shortage,
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- 00:09:31,528 --> 00:09:33,820
- and like the cost of
- melons went up.
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- 00:09:33,822 --> 00:09:37,074
- But that's the reason that I
- don't eat Chinese fruit.
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- 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,868
- I basically try to stay away
- from things
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- that blow up on their own.
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- 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,123
- China is amazing.
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- 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:48,085
- I don't like watermelons anyhow,
- so it's fine with me.
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- 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:52,757
- When I was in the United States,
- I was, uh, I was...
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- 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,425
- ...just everything, everything
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- 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,426
- wasn't working out
- too well for me.
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- 00:09:56,428 --> 00:09:58,930
- And basically, for somebody
- without a
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- proper college education,
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- Or all the fucking paperwork
- or whatever...
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- 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,434
- the fact that I'm a genius
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- 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,810
- really didn't make a difference
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- 00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,188
- uh, when I was trying
- to get a job.
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- 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,985
- And I was thinking,
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- "How could I kill myself?"
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- Like, "How could
- I actually do it?"
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- 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:15,988
- Like, I didn't want to
- kill myself,
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- I wanted something to kill me.
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- 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,367
- Just happened to be
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- in the middle of the road
- at 2 in the morning...
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- 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,994
- uh, wearing black,
- something like that.
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- 00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:24,454
- And right then,
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- I got a call from my friend.
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- 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,208
- And my friend
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- 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,963
- offered me a chance to come to,
- come to China.
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- 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,254
- What was he doing?
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- 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:40,722
- iPhone? Fake iPhone 3G?
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- 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:43,432
- Yeah, this is Jimmy Van Horn?
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- 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,600
- of Big Horn Global?
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- 00:10:45,602 --> 00:10:47,770
- Yeah, I just wanted
- to follow up.
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- We talked prior in an email
- about...
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- Remember Spesh hooked me up
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- 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,818
- ...and he said he got
- your info through
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- Johnny Mai Thai? And uh...
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- 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,864
- Uh, no, I have everything
- here now.
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- 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,658
- We've gone through
- the R&D phase,
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- 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,578
- We've relocated our
- company to China.
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- 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,289
- There was not a lot of
- information about it before,
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- 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,959
- But for proprietary reasons, I,
- uh, you know...
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- 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,878
- ...wanted to reveal it in a,
- uh... bread crumb
- 83
- 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,297
- ...trail method, that uh,
- as I referred to it.
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- 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:16,882
- You're actually developing it
- in China,
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- 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,761
- ...like, you're trying to get it
- manufactured in China?
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- 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,220
- and I just moved over here, and
- then the other...
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- 00:11:22,222 --> 00:11:23,805
- But... you have a prototype?
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- 00:11:23,807 --> 00:11:24,848
- Yeah, yeah. I have two
- prototypes.
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- 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,684
- And you have the design?
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- 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,478
- Right. I have a basic design, I have
- more of a functional prototype...
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- 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:35,195
- Then in the spiritual world, that there
- are products that, that, you know...
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- But I think at that point
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- you have to work
- with like, priests and shamans..
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- 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,366
- ...and that sort of thing,
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- 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,868
- ...to get them to the point that they
- can start manifesting physical reality.
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- 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,036
- Before you can go
- to the next step,
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- 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,621
- which is trying to market that.
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- 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,205
- If you really want to make
- money,
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- there's other opportunities.
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- Literally, if you walk
- down the street,
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- it would be almost impossible to
- not make money...
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- ...if you have $20,000
- that you want to invest.
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- For online purposes,
- it would open..
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- 00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:04,137
- By connecting... until we can connect
- with them, we don't know what they need.
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- Because I mean, it's the same thing...
- I can do it a cheaper way...
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- 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,850
- Because you could go to Africa,
- right?
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- 00:12:08,852 --> 00:12:10,728
- And you could set them up on
- the Internet, too, right?
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- Get a big factory, and then just load
- it full of laptops, cheap laptops...
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- 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,273
- And have everybody
- looking online.
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- 00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,441
- It's about the same value,
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- 00:12:16,443 --> 00:12:18,151
- because the people
- that are looking
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- 00:12:18,153 --> 00:12:20,445
- are obviously not going to buy
- a product or service.
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- 00:12:20,447 --> 00:12:23,449
- So it's the same as if you
- have dead people.
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- 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,243
- So it would be actually cheaper
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- 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,829
- just to go to Africa
- and set that up.
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- 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,539
- And I have a friend in Africa
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- that can help set that up for
- you if you want to do that.
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- Uh, this area here
- is my favorite,
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- 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:37,714
- because there's less
- white people.
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- 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,964
- So I mean, why come to China?
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- 00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:40,590
- And you'll say like, "Oh, I'm
- from America."
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- 00:12:40,592 --> 00:12:42,719
- They say, "Oh, no no no, we have
- a contract with America."
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- 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,722
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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- 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,147
- Each store, each little stand
- is a factory.
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- 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,858
- Each floor has about 10,000
- factories.
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- 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,943
- There's 50 floors.
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- 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,194
- I don't know what any of this
- shit does.
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- 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,070
- Do you need to?
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- 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,738
- No, not at all, man.
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- 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,741
- I've got people to do that for
- me, you know?
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- 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,324
- So it's not about buying, like,
- this one piece.
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- 00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:08,703
- He wants to sell you like,
- 200,000 pieces.
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- 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,954
- The dealings are very grey.
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- 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,124
- Know what I mean?
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- 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,833
- You don't want your shit to get
- ripped off, right?
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- 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:15,003
- You don't do everything in the
- same place.
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- 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,960
- Because nobody knows what the
- fuck they're building.
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- 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,503
- So basically you just have to
- trust them?
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- 00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:20,091
- You have to have 100% trust.
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- 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,718
- How do you establish that?
- Or how do you figure who-
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- 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:32,354
- (CAR HORN BEEPS)
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- 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,646
- I have a... I have a personal,
- I can personalize it.
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- 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,565
- I have a personal vested
- interest in this.
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- 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,983
- I happen to have a grandmother
- that is deceased.
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- 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,569
- I have used this to communicate
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- 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,028
- directly with, with my
- grandmother.
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- 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:46,406
- Um, in America we refer
- to it as our Nana.
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- 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,033
- Um, it was my Nana
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- The personal relationship that
- you have,
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- 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,079
- could you, could you demo this
- for us?
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- Right now?
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- 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,080
- Would you be able to?
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- 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,958
- Um.. It's got the 9 volt
- battery in there, right?
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- 00:13:55,999 --> 00:13:56,792
- It's... yes, yes, yes, it's
- already, like...
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- 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,752
- Basically you have to be in
- certain places, like...
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- 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:01,339
- There is a certain, um...
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- 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,589
- We've got a great signal in
- here, actually.
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- 00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:03,757
- Oh, no, I understand that.
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- 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,801
- But there's a certain geographic
- reference point...
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- 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,262
- It just basically has
- a little more...
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- 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,055
- I'd love to see, I'd love to
- see how the product works.
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- 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,015
- Yeah, yeah yeah.
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- 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,266
- Could you just turn
- it on for us?
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- 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,643
- Absolutely. Absolutely.
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- 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,145
- It's uh, the key to remember
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- that there's not some specific
- demographic.
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- There is the great unifier in
- the world, is death.
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- And this...
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- OK, so...
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- ...communicator...
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- 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,949
- so do you have a lead investor
- on the cap table?
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- 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,826
- The deal's already syndicated,
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- you've got a lead
- investor who says...
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- We have committed and
- preliminary committed
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- that we're dealing with.
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- 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:40,127
- It's tertiary, in that regard,
- which is why I'm here.
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- If I had everything in place
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- then I wouldn't be needing to
- talk to anyone such as yourself.
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- 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,132
- But we have, we have it...
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- So you need financing?
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- 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,555
- Yes.
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- 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,182
- OK. Well, what is
- the rollout plan?
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- 00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:55,184
- Are you Kickstarting?
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- 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:58,938
- Um, Kickstarting,
- that is one...
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- 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,480
- Who's your influencer?
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- 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,694
- Um, there are multiple
- influencers
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- 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,903
- and one agitator.
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- 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,866
- And violator, um...
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- 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,700
- So we have that in place.
- 190
- 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,706
- But let me just say, it's a
- high-stakes influencer.
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- 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:18,749
- Where I come from, we have a
- phrase that is uh
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- 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,713
- "These will sell like
- the hot cakes."
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- 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,507
- You mean, "sell like hot
- cakes,"
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- 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,759
- not "sell like the hot cakes?
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- 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,094
- Exactly.
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- 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:34,681
- It's like a breakfast dish
- that is round and sweet.
- 197
- 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,684
- Yeah, I know, I'm from
- Cleveland, Ohio.
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- 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,060
- I know what hot cakes are.
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- 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,521
- We have diners.
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- 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,108
- (LAUGHS)
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- 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,358
- Clearly we're speaking
- the same language.
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- 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,193
- Wait.
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- Was that racist?
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- 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,070
- No! No, no no.
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- 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,696
- Pancakes are for everyone.
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- 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,656
- And as far as
- I'm concerned here,
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- 00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:54,285
- we are in a post-racist...
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- 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,454
- Things in Shenzhen have changed
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- 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,039
- quite a bit in the last couple
- years...
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- 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,873
- So the good news is there are
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- high net worth individuals,
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- 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,210
- ...people that will invest in
- these sorts of devices
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- 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,963
- who are sort of
- doing it for fun.
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- 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,299
- They're just recreationally
- investing
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- 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,511
- in random projects
- that they have...
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- 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,262
- ...very little expertise in.
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- 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:14,722
- And there are people who can
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- 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,309
- exclusively connect you with
- that kind of capital.
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- 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,311
- We uh... we had a name for them,
- right? They're...
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- 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,979
- I've heard that term.
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- 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,941
- Yeah, my friend Bob Grainger
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- 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,902
- is the one that's got me up to
- speed with everything here.
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- 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:29,947
- Do you guys know him?
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- 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,782
- Yeah, we know Bob.
- 225
- 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,283
- Yeah, he's the one that got me
- out here...
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- 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,161
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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- 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,787
- I wouldn't be over here
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- 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,248
- if I wasn't willing to put it on
- the line...
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- 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,373
- ...if I wasn't willing to put
- my own money
- 230
- 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,499
- into the R&D.
- 231
- 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,042
- I know you put your money
- where your mouth is.
- 232
- 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,713
- ...for a product where it hasn't
- been imagined yet. And so...
- 233
- 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,046
- I've got to foresee
- in the future
- 234
- 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,009
- that this is something
- that is viable.
- 235
- 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,551
- But I gotta put it in
- to a package.
- 236
- 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,429
- We've got to sell
- the whole thing.
- 237
- 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,223
- We can't, I can't pitch them
- just one thing.
- 238
- 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,975
- We've got to pitch them a
- whole ton of things.
- 239
- 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,228
- Well yeah. I'm going to...
- and here's the thing.
- 240
- 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,313
- It took me two years to
- get where I'm at
- 241
- 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:08,191
- And I am at a substantially
- excellent place right now.
- 242
- 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,986
- I'm going to microwave you,
- 243
- 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,446
- I'm going to fast track you in.
- 244
- 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,322
- This one party,
- 245
- 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,449
- you're going to meet 100 of the
- most influential
- 246
- 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,869
- 12 year old billionaires
- in China.
- 247
- 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,286
- We're going to pitch
- our products.
- 248
- 00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,122
- They don't even
- care if they work.
- 249
- 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,123
- Let me tell you something.
- 250
- 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,083
- There are three rules in China:
- 251
- 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,210
- ...be young and youthful, and
- totally interesting.
- 252
- 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,212
- Don't be an old
- curmudgeon shit bag.
- 253
- 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:35,803
- Don't fall in love with a
- beautiful hooker.
- 254
- 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,555
- Thank you, nice to meet you all.
- 255
- 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,640
- I'm just so glad that all of you
- can meet.
- 256
- 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,978
- This is a very
- auspicious moment.
- 257
- 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:54,654
- I've been here 11 years and
- eaten a lot of heads.
- 258
- 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,158
- ...gives you a way into
- people's heads...
- 259
- 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,369
- freedentures.com features
- decent dentures
- 260
- 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,203
- at the perfect price
- 261
- 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,413
- Need dentures, don't want to pay
- an arm and a leg?
- 262
- 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,836
- Need to get your message
- out into the world?
- 263
- 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,925
- And they feel so good!
- 264
- 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,719
- I'm wearing them right now and
- they feel
- 265
- 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,470
- incredibly natural to me.
- 266
- 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,764
- - Wow.
- - Mmhm.
- 267
- 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,057
- We've already got a million
- dollars invested.
- 268
- 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,267
- We're wondering if you'd be
- 269
- 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,018
- willing to come in for that
- second million
- 270
- 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,228
- as a joust.
- 271
- 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,106
- A jouster.
- 272
- 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,274
- OK. I think, I think we can
- handle that.
- 273
- 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,234
- Fantastic.
- 274
- 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,067
- Yeah.
- 275
- 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:32,943
- Fantastic.
- 276
- 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,403
- I think that's spectacular.
- 277
- 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,406
- (GROUP CHEERS)
- 278
- 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,334
- Thanks Jimmy and Bufus.
- 279
- 00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:50,171
- Oh yes!
- 280
- 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,268
- Jimmy! Jimmy!
- 281
- 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:17,449
- Jimmy! Jimmy!
- 282
- 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,709
- Can you tell us a joke?
- 283
- 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,461
- Yeah. I used to give a
- Japanese speech.
- 284
- 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,130
- At the end of the speech, I say,
- 285
- 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,006
- "Thank you very much."
- 286
- 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,173
- And the teacher say,
- 287
- 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,549
- "No, you should say in
- Japanese."
- 288
- 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,884
- So I come again,
- 289
- 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,344
- "Sank you very much-ie"
- 290
- 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:45,475
- (LAUGHS)
- 291
- 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,976
- Can you hear another joke?
- 292
- 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,769
- Please! Please!
- 293
- 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,937
- It was very hard for
- me to grow up,
- 294
- 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,939
- because my mom loves me...
- 295
- 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,735
- ...and she beats me a lot.
- 296
- 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,777
- And when my grandma
- look at this,
- 297
- 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,363
- she would say, "Stop it!"
- 298
- 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,782
- "My turn!"
- 299
- 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,533
- "Stop it! My turn!"
- 300
- 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,537
- (LAUGHS)
- 301
- 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,244
- Sounds like my Grandma!
- 302
- 00:20:46,246 --> 00:21:17,900
- (LAUGHS)
- 303
- 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:22,113
- Q-zone, and then 0 on zingot?
- 304
- 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,698
- So that's just the
- breakdown in there.
- 305
- 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,782
- So let me just show you where,
- 306
- 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,534
- of what, that little bit...
- 307
- 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:27,910
- Now you take that, you multiply
- it exponentially
- 308
- 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,121
- once we create these
- communications.
- 309
- 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,081
- The way we do it is with a
- couple interfaces.
- 310
- 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,415
- One is a portable device.
- 311
- 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,834
- Using EMF frequency,
- 312
- 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,126
- electromagnetic frequency,
- 313
- 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,628
- ...that is the tracking unit
- 314
- 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,463
- by which we are able to measure
- 315
- 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,425
- the presence of a ghost.
- 316
- 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,259
- And then this helps port
- 317
- 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,804
- between spiritual
- and material world.
- 318
- 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,805
- ...port connectivity.
- 319
- 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,640
- I'm sure everyone
- has a dead grandparent
- 320
- 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,144
- that they want to talk to.
- 321
- 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,438
- I can communicate with my
- grandmother?
- 322
- 00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:55,063
- Finally.
- 323
- 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,564
- With this one?
- 324
- 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,899
- Yeah, yeah.
- 325
- 00:21:57,901 --> 00:21:59,484
- If she wants to
- communicate with you.
- 326
- 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,695
- Fantastic.
- 327
- 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,446
- If you know, if your one
- company could
- 328
- 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,654
- produce the electronics,
- 329
- 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,157
- ...the other company could
- produce the plastic.
- 330
- 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,449
- Um...
- 331
- 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,286
- We did.
- 332
- 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,495
- You could? You could?
- 333
- 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,746
- Because there's a lot of
- opportunities.
- 334
- 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:12,749
- Yeah.
- 335
- 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:16,750
- And then, I think we can upgrade
- 336
- 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,878
- the materials of those ones.
- 337
- 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,255
- Looks beautiful, looks good.
- 338
- 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,715
- Of the outside.
- 339
- 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,718
- I love it.
- 340
- 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,430
- I think I need to take
- some picture?
- 341
- 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,055
- Do any other research?
- 342
- 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,474
- Uh, that sounds great!
- 343
- 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,975
- Yeah. I think this better.
- 344
- 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,352
- - OK, OK.
- - Do you want me to pose?
- 345
- 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,519
- Would you mind? Would you
- mind?
- 346
- 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:36,395
- Sure, I want to get this
- business going!
- 347
- 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:37,356
- OK.
- 348
- 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,565
- Well, smile again!
- 349
- 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,607
- Yeah.
- 350
- 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,443
- OK, thanks!
- 351
- 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,069
- It's good you got the product
- and the owner.
- 352
- 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,531
- That's good, Jimmy. Thank you.
- 353
- 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:47,866
- I got your product.
- 354
- 00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,659
- (SNICKERS)
- 355
- 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,994
- We now resume our regular
- programming
- 356
- 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,496
- You are crazy!
- 357
- 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,456
- You look like you went through a
- time machine, man!
- 358
- 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,457
- Isn't that true?
- 359
- 00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:57,460
- And the hair?
- 360
- 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,172
- I'm back!
- 361
- 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,467
- I look like I'm 40!
- 362
- 00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,344
- I'm 68 years old!
- 363
- 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:10,345
- 68 years old.
- 364
- 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,556
- Grizzly short cut. Oh my God.
- 365
- 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,392
- They don't... you know,
- you can't have dip here.
- 366
- 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:15,226
- I know!
- 367
- 00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,143
- It's a life sentence!
- 368
- 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,103
- You told me!
- 369
- 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,149
- 20 to life per can!
- 370
- 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,484
- $40k in bitcoin!
- 371
- 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,986
- This was not easy.
- 372
- 00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:27,157
- This was not easy, but
- 373
- 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:33,369
- I wasn't going to come without
- it, though.
- 374
- 00:23:33,371 --> 00:23:36,622
- I knew my delayed life plan
- was over buddy.
- 375
- 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,540
- What, sit around
- wait for retirement?
- 376
- 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,918
- Sit around and wait for a better
- world in Heaven?
- 377
- 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,255
- That's bullshit.
- 378
- 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:48,383
- 30 years ago, this was
- a fishing village.
- 379
- 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,509
- People throwing hemp nets in,
- 380
- 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,179
- and catching little minnows.
- 381
- 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:52,680
- You know?
- 382
- 00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:54,142
- Now...
- 383
- 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:57,559
- Now it's the biggest
- city in the world.
- 384
- 00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:02,565
- iPhone, GoPro,
- FitFit, smart beds.
- 385
- 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:03,565
- You know?
- 386
- 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,651
- And now you and I are here
- 387
- 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,653
- to play in this forgotten
- playground.
- 388
- 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:10,532
- America's dead.
- 389
- 00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:15,038
- It's such a relief to finally
- be out of there.
- 390
- 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,288
- I know how you feel.
- 391
- 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,415
- I had no life in America.
- 392
- 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,668
- I had nothing.
- 393
- 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:22,501
- You know?
- 394
- 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,670
- I was lonely, depressed
- 395
- 00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:24,836
- I probably would have killed
- myself.
- 396
- 00:24:24,838 --> 00:24:26,674
- If I hadn't come here, and...
- 397
- 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,716
- I just, you know, part of me,
- 398
- 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:30,968
- I get real down thinking I
- wasted all that time.
- 399
- 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:31,885
- No! No, no no no.
- 400
- 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,388
- And then with you...
- 401
- 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,809
- You're my hero for
- standing here right now.
- 402
- 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,062
- Johnny Mai Thai really
- believes in you, man.
- 403
- 00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:44,023
- And obviously, you know, I
- appreciate the support from him.
- 404
- 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,275
- From you, and from everyone.
- 405
- 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,443
- I wouldn't have... I wouldn't
- have made it out here otherwise.
- 406
- 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:50,115
- And I, and I recognize that.
- 407
- 00:24:50,949 --> 00:24:51,950
- (THUNDER ROLLS)
- 408
- 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:55,119
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
- 409
- 00:25:39,830 --> 00:26:18,534
- (MACHINE WHIRLS)
- 410
- 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:20,161
- Should we get the concept
- together?
- 411
- 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,328
- Yeah.
- 412
- 00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:23,081
- So 2D is okay, so we can
- actually extrude
- 413
- 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,832
- the 2D from the 3D?
- 414
- 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:25,669
- Yeah.
- 415
- 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:29,504
- I think we need to try 2 or 3
- prototypes...
- 416
- 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:30,712
- Yeah.
- 417
- 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,757
- Got to do that to make
- sure the size is OK.
- 418
- 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,342
- Yeah, and we need
- to do consumer testing
- 419
- 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,593
- with those prototypes, too.
- 420
- 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:36,427
- Make sure we're getting
- 421
- 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,469
- the results we want.
- 422
- 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:38,763
- Especially those biometric
- results.
- 423
- 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,681
- So 2 or 3 prototypes, I think?
- 424
- 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:41,724
- Is better.
- 425
- 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,017
- Yeah.
- 426
- 00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:45,186
- So the colors, we still
- can't do the colors.
- 427
- 00:26:45,188 --> 00:26:46,019
- Mhm?
- 428
- 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:46,853
- Yeah.
- 429
- 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:47,814
- So people feel very serene
- 430
- 00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:48,815
- when they're actually
- in the bath
- 431
- 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,609
- with the gargoyle
- watching them.
- 432
- 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:52,778
- Yeah, that would be good.
- 433
- 00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:54,778
- Yeah, because this is
- international
- 434
- 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:57,657
- there is no such thing as
- international law,
- 435
- 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:58,615
- ...so to speak.
- 436
- 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,992
- We set up business arbitration,
- 437
- 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,786
- in someplace that's kind
- of like a middle ground.
- 438
- 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:03,787
- So usually Hong Kong?
- 439
- 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:05,163
- If there's anything wrong,
- 440
- 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,165
- you two can talk it out there.
- 441
- 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,292
- Yeah.
- 442
- 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,420
- Without the long
- and lengthy process
- 443
- 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:13,258
- of using a justice system that
- nobody really...
- 444
- 00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:16,968
- It's not really set up to do...
- 445
- 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:18,678
- to iron out the wrinkles...
- 446
- 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,179
- ...in business relationships.
- 447
- 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,055
- Right.
- 448
- 00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:23,226
- This I agree with. Yeah.
- 449
- 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,559
- Totally agree.
- 450
- 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,893
- But thank you so much for
- taking the time
- 451
- 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,728
- to meet with us.
- 452
- 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:28,563
- Really appreciate it.
- 453
- 00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:29,396
- Thank you.
- 454
- 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:30,605
- And is there anything you guys
- want to do
- 455
- 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:31,606
- while you're here in Reno?
- 456
- 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:32,441
- Is there...?
- 457
- 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:34,403
- Uh, I think...
- 458
- 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:37,572
- Play gun?
- 459
- 00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:39,282
- Oh, with guns?
- 460
- 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:41,825
- I mean, Reno is the
- capital of guns.
- 461
- 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,786
- But we are Chinese,
- so we don't know...
- 462
- 00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:46,875
- Oh, we can totally
- make that happen.
- 463
- 00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:59,844
- We don't point to scare,
- we don't point to intimidate.
- 464
- 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,429
- We point to kill.
- 465
- 00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:02,388
- - Okay?
- - Okay.
- 466
- 00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:04,265
- So when you're
- out hunting today?
- 467
- 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:06,894
- You know, if you see something,
- go ahead.
- 468
- 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:20,575
- (GUN FIRES)
- 469
- 00:28:22,786 --> 00:28:23,910
- (LAUGHS)
- 470
- 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:39,883
- Fuck!
- 471
- 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,010
- If I could make a
- suggestion, y'all...
- 472
- 00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:44,389
- I'd load up one of those
- explosive bullets.
- 473
- 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:46,224
- (WEAPON LOADING)
- 474
- 00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:48,767
- As you bring it in, from the
- back right here...
- 475
- 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:50,646
- And then slide it in.
- 476
- 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:07,036
- (EXPLOSION)
- 477
- 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:08,707
- We definitely got him.
- 478
- 00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:22,176
- It's okay.
- 479
- 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:24,469
- He saying something, I don't
- know what he's saying.
- 480
- 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:25,680
- He's like answering my question
- 481
- 00:29:25,682 --> 00:29:27,099
- with a question or some shit.
- 482
- 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,979
- But I think we're close.
- 483
- 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,484
- (SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
- 484
- 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,828
- Hougie Town is the only place
- that pays you
- 485
- 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,915
- to just show up and be a fuckup!
- 486
- 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:54,750
- I got my shit together!
- 487
- 00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:56,960
- I'm not kidding you
- when I tell you that.
- 488
- 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,632
- I'm going to turn your $40k
- into $2 million dollars.
- 489
- 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:02,007
- I'm being smart
- about revealing it,
- 490
- 00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,968
- so just... if you don't mind,
- 491
- 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,930
- Oh, I'm not going to tell
- anybody shit!
- 492
- 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:13,227
- We're 600 miles from the
- epicenter of this
- 493
- 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:15,105
- factory, in Mongolia.
- 494
- 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:18,106
- It's just emitting plumes and
- plumes of smoke.
- 495
- 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:20,401
- But that smoke is comprised of
- 496
- 00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:23,403
- billions of little
- smartdust cells.
- 497
- 00:30:23,405 --> 00:30:25,323
- It's a microprocessor,
- 498
- 00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:27,410
- but on the subatomic level.
- 499
- 00:30:27,911 --> 00:30:28,992
- But you get used to it.
- 500
- 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:30,495
- You start to crave it.
- 501
- 00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:32,499
- (LAUGHS)
- 502
- 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:43,966
- So this happened a
- little while ago
- 503
- 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:45,220
- in the north of China.
- 504
- 00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,554
- And, just out of nowhere,
- 505
- 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:54,017
- this huge population of giant
- gerbils just appeared.
- 506
- 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:56,062
- Not just like regular gerbils,
- 507
- 00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:59,356
- but giant
- fucking crazy Chinese gerbils.
- 508
- 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,651
- They started devouring the
- landscape,
- 509
- 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,863
- just eating everything
- in their path.
- 510
- 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:06,698
- So what they did is
- they started a
- 511
- 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,492
- breeding farm of eagles.
- 512
- 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,994
- They, I mean, to get them to
- just go faster
- 513
- 00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:14,663
- they were using growth
- hormones...
- 514
- 00:31:14,665 --> 00:31:17,040
- ...and crazy shit.
- 515
- 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,959
- And they had trained them to
- 516
- 00:31:18,961 --> 00:31:20,838
- go after gerbils.
- 517
- 00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:23,131
- What they didn't
- count on was how
- 518
- 00:31:23,133 --> 00:31:26,217
- ferocious these
- fucking gerbils were.
- 519
- 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:29,180
- And in the end the gerbils won.
- 520
- 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,641
- Just slaughtered the eagles.
- 521
- 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:33,807
- And so the Chinese,
- 522
- 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:36,980
- as determined as they are,
- they found another solution.
- 523
- 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,229
- And what it ended
- up being is that
- 524
- 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,940
- in the US, at the same time...
- 525
- 00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:44,901
- ...assisted suicide
- was becoming a thing.
- 526
- 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,155
- I mean, it was becoming legal.
- 527
- 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:54,913
- WoonSen?
- 528
- 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:06,342
- Life on earth is
- beautiful and short.
- 529
- 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,760
- What happens after we die?
- 530
- 00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,930
- The usefulness of a window is
- not in the frame
- 531
- 00:32:12,557 --> 00:32:14,974
- but in the empty space that
- lets the light through.
- 532
- 00:32:14,976 --> 00:32:18,143
- The usefulness of a cup is
- not merely in the clay
- 533
- 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:20,315
- but in the empty space
- that holds the coffee.
- 534
- 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,065
- Nothing is something.
- 535
- 00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:26,028
- Like trying to be somebody
- is being nobody.
- 536
- 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:28,112
- And vice versa.
- 537
- 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,780
- Introducing Ghoster,
- 538
- 00:32:29,782 --> 00:32:40,123
- the world's first transdimensional
- communication device.
- 539
- 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,794
- So at the same time, in the US
- 540
- 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:45,462
- suicide was becoming
- kind of fashionable.
- 541
- 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,507
- It was becoming legal.
- 542
- 00:32:47,509 --> 00:32:50,051
- And so a Chinese company
- 543
- 00:32:50,053 --> 00:32:53,136
- had come up with a cyanide pill
- 544
- 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,347
- like pre-packaged, ready-to-go,
- 545
- 00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,683
- and it had a US flag on it.
- 546
- 00:32:57,685 --> 00:33:02,771
- And the issue was when it got to
- the US customs authorities
- 547
- 00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:04,399
- they said, you know...
- 548
- 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:06,150
- ...it just, that wasn't
- going to happen.
- 549
- 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:08,988
- So they had sent the whole
- shipment back.
- 550
- 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:10,988
- So the Chinese
- 551
- 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,741
- used this to their advantage
- 552
- 00:33:13,117 --> 00:33:18,330
- and they loaded up planes packed
- with these cyanide pills.
- 553
- 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:21,415
- And they laid them out
- 554
- 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,711
- over the wasteland.
- 555
- 00:33:24,128 --> 00:33:25,711
- But at this point,
- 556
- 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:29,134
- the gerbils had already consumed
- everything in their area.
- 557
- 00:33:29,592 --> 00:33:31,133
- And they were moving south.
- 558
- 00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:33,094
- For the cities.
- 559
- 00:33:33,096 --> 00:33:35,932
- And so now, in the north of
- China,
- 560
- 00:33:36,432 --> 00:33:39,728
- there's a strip of land
- 60 miles wide
- 561
- 00:33:39,978 --> 00:33:41,393
- ...and a thousand miles long,
- 562
- 00:33:41,395 --> 00:33:45,523
- just littered with these
- little cyanide pills
- 563
- 00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:52,738
- with the US flag on them.
- 564
- 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:58,036
- Do you pay your taxes?
- 565
- 00:33:58,038 --> 00:34:01,124
- And I mean, the gerbils are
- still out there
- 566
- 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,751
- it's still an issue.
- 567
- 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:08,670
- They're just devouring
- everything.
- 568
- 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:10,213
- There's still people trying to
- figure out
- 569
- 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:12,469
- where they even came from.
- 570
- 00:34:58,306 --> 00:35:00,222
- Quite dangerous with
- animals or people?
- 571
- 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:02,182
- Animals or people?
- 572
- 00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:03,184
- Both?
- 573
- 00:35:03,186 --> 00:35:04,184
- Both. Yeah.
- 574
- 00:35:04,186 --> 00:35:05,188
- What kind of animals?
- 575
- 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:07,604
- The pig, I think the wild pig.
- 576
- 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:08,438
- Oh, wild pig?
- 577
- 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,273
- Yeah.
- 578
- 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:10,110
- Really?
- 579
- 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:16,449
- Ah, okay.
- 580
- 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:18,951
- Wild pigs?
- 581
- 00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:21,702
- I'm so excited to, you know,
- to be...
- 582
- 00:35:21,704 --> 00:35:26,249
- and I'm glad, you know, you guys
- liked the products.
- 583
- 00:35:26,251 --> 00:35:28,376
- You guys think it's very doable?
- 584
- 00:35:28,378 --> 00:35:29,211
- Yeah.
- 585
- 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:32,130
- Hey, Bob!
- 586
- 00:35:32,132 --> 00:35:33,215
- Hey, how are you?
- 587
- 00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:34,340
- I'm fine.
- 588
- 00:35:34,342 --> 00:35:35,508
- Good to see you.
- 589
- 00:35:35,510 --> 00:35:36,425
- Hey.
- 590
- 00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:37,260
- Hey.
- 591
- 00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:38,385
- It's pretty awesome, man!
- 592
- 00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:39,471
- It's pretty awesome, right?
- 593
- 00:36:56,507 --> 00:36:58,383
- Hey, so is Spesh
- going to be there?
- 594
- 00:36:58,385 --> 00:36:59,217
- Yeah.
- 595
- 00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:00,175
- We're going to meet him.
- 596
- 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:01,385
- Crazy Andrew coming too?
- 597
- 00:37:01,387 --> 00:37:02,720
- Crazy Andrew is
- definitely coming.
- 598
- 00:37:02,722 --> 00:37:05,472
- I know Crazy Andrew is
- more of a definite
- 599
- 00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:06,891
- than Spesh is.
- 600
- 00:37:06,893 --> 00:37:08,184
- Were they excited when you were
- telling them about it?
- 601
- 00:37:08,186 --> 00:37:09,519
- They're floored by it.
- 602
- 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:11,396
- Dongguan Dean, there's
- Dongguan Dean,
- 603
- 00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:12,771
- Billy Dammit
- 604
- 00:37:12,773 --> 00:37:14,648
- all the kids are going to be
- there.
- 605
- 00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:16,983
- The biggest thing that I'm most
- excited about though
- 606
- 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:19,737
- is Johnny Mai Thai sent Laser
- Fox down.
- 607
- 00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:21,363
- That's how excited he is.
- 608
- 00:37:21,365 --> 00:37:23,157
- Everybody's down for what you're
- doing,
- 609
- 00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:24,950
- and we're all here to back you
- up.
- 610
- 00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:26,829
- Hey! Hey, hello!
- 611
- 00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:31,958
- So good to see you!
- 612
- 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,376
- This is my boy Jimmy!
- 613
- 00:37:33,378 --> 00:37:34,876
- Jimmy, I want you to meet the
- 614
- 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:36,670
- Balloon magnate of all of China.
- 615
- 00:37:36,672 --> 00:37:38,171
- All of China.
- 616
- 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:41,008
- We're here to follow up on that
- thing I was talking about!
- 617
- 00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:42,217
- When you think of balloons,
- 618
- 00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:43,594
- you think of this
- man right here.
- 619
- 00:37:43,596 --> 00:37:44,972
- King of Balloons.
- 620
- 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:56,859
- You know how we're
- gonna get the money out, right?
- 621
- 00:37:57,110 --> 00:37:59,401
- All the money these little
- billionaire kids give us?
- 622
- 00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:01,570
- a little thumb drive thing
- 623
- 00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:04,908
- I'm going to shove it up my ass,
- take it across the river.
- 624
- 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,021
- At the same time, maintain a
- proprietary
- 625
- 00:38:36,023 --> 00:38:38,566
- a sense of proprietary
- integrity.
- 626
- 00:38:38,568 --> 00:38:39,816
- Only when I was trying...
- 627
- 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:43,070
- When I was asking Bob.. about..
- uh
- 628
- 00:38:43,072 --> 00:38:45,365
- what you guys do...
- 629
- 00:38:45,367 --> 00:38:47,285
- Welcome.
- 630
- 00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:08,905
- I think you're looking at a
- double jouster
- 631
- 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:12,202
- I swear to God you're looking at
- 4 million dollars
- 632
- 00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:13,619
- Not kidding? Shit.
- 633
- 00:40:13,621 --> 00:40:15,787
- I've never seen
- them so excited
- 634
- 00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:16,706
- Did they tell you...?
- 635
- 00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:19,583
- Yes! I would be
- so fucking jealous.
- 636
- 00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:21,836
- If Johnny Mai Thai felt
- the way about you
- 637
- 00:40:21,838 --> 00:40:22,920
- that he felt about me,
- 638
- 00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:24,671
- if I wasn't involved
- in this deal?
- 639
- 00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:25,925
- I would have been freaked out!
- 640
- 00:41:05,882 --> 00:41:06,883
- (LAUGHS)
- 641
- 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:13,095
- Right! Don't you remember the
- Somerset Maugham volume?
- 642
- 00:41:13,097 --> 00:41:15,264
- It came in three parts!
- 643
- 00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:18,684
- I'm willing to say, I think this
- birthmark is a blessing.
- 644
- 00:41:18,686 --> 00:41:20,019
- Mitochondrian DNA
- 645
- 00:41:20,021 --> 00:41:21,272
- You see that?
- 646
- 00:41:25,652 --> 00:41:29,987
- Let's say 'happy birthday' to
- mankind, motherfucker!
- 647
- 00:41:29,989 --> 00:41:31,238
- Hey brother I got
- something for ya.
- 648
- 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:32,074
- What?
- 649
- 00:41:36,621 --> 00:42:11,153
- (LAUGHS)
- 650
- 00:42:11,155 --> 00:42:13,280
- So, I'm so excited to be here.
- 651
- 00:42:13,282 --> 00:42:14,657
- It's not only my birthday,
- 652
- 00:42:14,659 --> 00:42:19,039
- but the birthdate of my new
- corporation, Big Horn Global.
- 653
- 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:23,708
- A new paradigm is upon us!
- 654
- 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:25,709
- The usefulness of a window
- is not in the frame,
- 655
- 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,753
- but in the empty space
- 656
- 00:42:27,755 --> 00:42:30,840
- that lets the light and holds
- the coffee
- 657
- 00:42:30,842 --> 00:42:33,760
- And nothing is something.
- 658
- 00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:35,345
- Boo!
- 659
- 00:42:35,347 --> 00:42:37,349
- (CROWD BOO'S)
- 660
- 00:42:40,476 --> 00:42:43,186
- Everything in the world is a
- metaphor...
- 661
- 00:42:43,188 --> 00:42:45,190
- (PART MUSIC PLAYS)
- 662
- 00:43:35,114 --> 00:43:36,863
- Do you know why it's
- better than this?
- 663
- 00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:38,782
- Because it's after-party,
- you know?
- 664
- 00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:40,117
- After party!
- 665
- 00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:42,246
- There's somewhere, you're going
- to be like, "Uh,"
- 666
- 00:43:44,581 --> 00:43:48,545
- You're going to be like, "Oh
- yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah."
- 667
- 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,546
- This is like a police
- car in the United States.
- 668
- 00:43:52,548 --> 00:43:54,132
- I'm stuck in prison.
- 669
- 00:43:54,134 --> 00:43:55,883
- Are you OK? Are you alright?
- 670
- 00:43:55,885 --> 00:43:57,592
- Everything gonna be...
- 671
- 00:43:57,594 --> 00:44:00,429
- Take... show me... you feel this?
- 672
- 00:44:00,431 --> 00:44:02,724
- You orgasm how many times
- already?
- 673
- 00:44:02,726 --> 00:44:03,682
- Oh ten times.
- 674
- 00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:04,599
- Oh my goodness.
- 675
- 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:06,226
- Just from touching
- your index finger.
- 676
- 00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:07,561
- You see this?
- 677
- 00:44:07,563 --> 00:44:08,854
- I can't help it.
- 678
- 00:44:08,856 --> 00:44:10,733
- It's been so long since I've
- been in the joint.
- 679
- 00:44:10,983 --> 00:44:12,818
- You know what dude?
- You know what?
- 680
- 00:44:16,739 --> 00:44:17,740
- You're going to knock me out?
- 681
- 00:44:47,311 --> 00:44:50,979
- "I do not understand why
- prostitution is illegal.
- 682
- 00:44:50,981 --> 00:44:53,231
- Why should prostitution
- be illegal?
- 683
- 00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:55,193
- "Selling is legal,
- fucking is legal."
- 684
- 00:44:55,195 --> 00:44:57,780
- "Why isn't selling fucking
- legal?"
- 685
- 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:11,795
- Daisy Duke.
- 686
- 00:45:12,211 --> 00:45:14,213
- Chinese version of Daisy Duke.
- 687
- 00:45:28,603 --> 00:45:30,063
- (LAUGHS)
- 688
- 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:52,001
- (LIGHTER FLICKS)
- 689
- 00:47:42,487 --> 00:47:46,072
- If I had known that everything
- was hinging on the speech,
- 690
- 00:47:46,074 --> 00:47:48,032
- I mean, I could have
- prepared it differently.
- 691
- 00:47:48,034 --> 00:47:49,700
- But no one told me...
- 692
- 00:47:49,702 --> 00:47:50,784
- they just said to make a few
- words about it...
- 693
- 00:47:50,786 --> 00:47:51,994
- All you had to do was
- say your name.
- 694
- 00:47:51,996 --> 00:47:53,079
- I got up
- 695
- 00:47:53,081 --> 00:47:55,959
- You got up,
- in your flag suit...
- 696
- 00:47:56,376 --> 00:47:57,208
- Yeah...
- 697
- 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:58,501
- And you offended everyone.
- 698
- 00:47:58,503 --> 00:47:59,711
- the DJ started playing,
- 699
- 00:47:59,713 --> 00:48:01,086
- and clearly it was just meant to
- be a party environment
- 700
- 00:48:01,088 --> 00:48:02,088
- So the DJ is your boss?
- 701
- 00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:03,798
- No, but it's like...
- you know, how
- 702
- 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,717
- it was obviously not
- part of the agenda.
- 703
- 00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,135
- I didn't know about the speech,
- 704
- 00:48:08,137 --> 00:48:10,470
- I didn't know about all the
- other stuff you guys, you know,
- 705
- 00:48:10,472 --> 00:48:13,057
- paid for, you know, the
- Hummers...
- 706
- 00:48:13,059 --> 00:48:16,811
- No, you. You paid for that.
- 707
- 00:48:16,813 --> 00:48:18,186
- You... paid for that.
- 708
- 00:48:18,188 --> 00:48:21,106
- No, Bob said you
- had that covered.
- 709
- 00:48:21,108 --> 00:48:22,108
- Fuck your bitcoin.
- 710
- 00:48:22,110 --> 00:48:24,068
- Your 40,000 didn't
- even cover security.
- 711
- 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:26,320
- You had 200 Russian
- models there.
- 712
- 00:48:26,322 --> 00:48:28,322
- I didn't ask for
- 200 Russian models!
- 713
- 00:48:28,324 --> 00:48:30,742
- You don't throw a party for
- triad investors
- 714
- 00:48:30,744 --> 00:48:32,909
- without 200 Russian
- models, you idiot.
- 715
- 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,704
- There weren't any investors there.
- I didn't, I didn't see any.
- 716
- 00:48:34,706 --> 00:48:35,954
- You were put in front of them.
- 717
- 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:37,875
- You know what you did with that?
- You fucked it!
- 718
- 00:48:38,626 --> 00:48:40,461
- I think what Donny is trying
- to say is
- 719
- 00:48:40,836 --> 00:48:48,008
- the optics were extremely bad.
- 720
- 00:48:48,010 --> 00:48:51,429
- That was all the money I had,
- I put everything into that.
- 721
- 00:48:51,431 --> 00:48:54,014
- I did everything I was asked to
- do leading into it.
- 722
- 00:48:54,016 --> 00:48:56,018
- And you seemed fine with that at
- the time and now you're...
- 723
- 00:49:00,065 --> 00:49:01,646
- What are we getting at?
- 724
- 00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:07,279
- Are, are you guys... are you guys
- not interested in Ghostr anymore?
- 725
- 00:49:09,449 --> 00:49:10,947
- To be honest,
- 726
- 00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:13,077
- I didn't realize until just now
- you were serious about it.
- 727
- 00:49:13,536 --> 00:49:14,537
- I assumed it was fake.
- 728
- 00:49:17,373 --> 00:49:19,792
- Like all of Bob's products.
- 729
- 00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:22,503
- I don't...
- 730
- 00:49:22,795 --> 00:49:25,128
- need you vamping me out and
- thinking you're the man
- 731
- 00:49:25,130 --> 00:49:28,090
- because you're the first monies
- in, alright?
- 732
- 00:49:28,092 --> 00:49:29,342
- We have a long history
- 733
- 00:49:29,344 --> 00:49:31,177
- and I've put a lot of trust in
- you with this,
- 734
- 00:49:31,179 --> 00:49:33,597
- and I need you to follow
- through.
- 735
- 00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,139
- If something happened to you,
- 736
- 00:49:35,141 --> 00:49:39,017
- I hope you're doing okay
- and I apologize.
- 737
- 00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:41,815
- But there is a lot
- at stake here.
- 738
- 00:49:45,193 --> 00:49:46,569
- I'm on standby.
- 739
- 00:49:50,155 --> 00:49:53,407
- Now more than 17 million dollars
- worth of bitcoin,
- 740
- 00:49:53,409 --> 00:49:56,536
- the online digital currency,
- has been stolen
- 741
- 00:49:56,538 --> 00:49:59,037
- in the 2nd largest
- hack of its kind.
- 742
- 00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:01,374
- Hong Kong based bitcoin
- exchange, BitFinex
- 743
- 00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:03,166
- said it has suspended
- trading after a
- 744
- 00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:06,503
- security breach where
- 120,000 bitcoin
- 745
- 00:50:06,505 --> 00:50:09,840
- have been stolen from the
- platform globally.
- 746
- 00:50:09,842 --> 00:50:13,762
- And looking at how the digital
- currency is managed, over 20%...
- 747
- 00:51:02,561 --> 00:51:06,481
- Bob, Ghostr's been
- CTRL-C'd in Wahshanbei,
- 748
- 00:51:06,483 --> 00:51:09,691
- it must have been brain drained
- between phase 1 and 2.
- 749
- 00:51:09,693 --> 00:51:12,028
- This is like the 5th message
- I have left for you.
- 750
- 00:51:12,030 --> 00:51:13,862
- I just called Tax Ninja
- 751
- 00:51:13,864 --> 00:51:15,782
- and he didn't even know where
- you were.
- 752
- 00:51:15,784 --> 00:51:17,617
- It's hitting the
- critical point now.
- 753
- 00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:18,867
- I have nothing left.
- 754
- 00:51:18,869 --> 00:51:21,204
- I need your help on this,
- 755
- 00:51:21,206 --> 00:51:24,668
- because I'm not going to last long
- if I don't get this worked out.
- 756
- 00:51:46,648 --> 00:51:47,729
- Calm down.
- 757
- 00:51:47,731 --> 00:51:49,315
- How did you know
- it was knocked off.
- 758
- 00:51:49,317 --> 00:51:51,108
- It's not a very unique box.
- 759
- 00:51:51,110 --> 00:51:53,235
- I'm positive. I don't
- know what else...
- 760
- 00:51:53,237 --> 00:51:55,112
- there's no other way.
- 761
- 00:51:55,114 --> 00:51:56,490
- No, you're not sure.
- 762
- 00:51:57,074 --> 00:51:59,325
- Who did you give
- the design file to?
- 763
- 00:51:59,327 --> 00:52:01,327
- Bob. Well, Bob saw it because
- he's been walking me
- 764
- 00:52:01,329 --> 00:52:04,746
- through the whole process, and
- then at the dinner...
- 765
- 00:52:04,748 --> 00:52:08,918
- Whoah whoah whoah.
- What do you mean dinner?
- 766
- 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,961
- Yeah, but there was
- no other way...
- 767
- 00:52:10,963 --> 00:52:15,258
- that was the only way to get introduced
- to Vincent, through the dinner.
- 768
- 00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:17,262
- Do you have enough money for a
- hotel, or...
- 769
- 00:52:17,762 --> 00:52:19,302
- where you at for money?
- 770
- 00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:21,472
- I've been doing everything out
- of the Bighorn Global account
- 771
- 00:52:21,474 --> 00:52:22,764
- and it's pretty much drained.
- 772
- 00:52:22,766 --> 00:52:25,476
- You want me to
- make some calls?
- 773
- 00:52:25,478 --> 00:52:27,269
- If you can get a hold of Bob I'd
- appreciate it,
- 774
- 00:52:27,271 --> 00:52:29,313
- if you could get a
- hold of Vincent.
- 775
- 00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:32,191
- I, everyone has iced me out
- right now.
- 776
- 00:52:32,193 --> 00:52:33,735
- Alright. Hang tight.
- 777
- 00:52:33,737 --> 00:52:37,572
- Let me make some phone calls and
- I'll get right back to you.
- 778
- 00:52:37,574 --> 00:52:39,909
- Get back to me soon, though.
- 779
- 00:52:45,789 --> 00:52:47,706
- I was in the metro
- 780
- 00:52:47,708 --> 00:52:51,337
- and it was really hot
- and sweaty day.
- 781
- 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:56,298
- This guy just grabbed my shirt
- and sneezed into my shirt.
- 782
- 00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,675
- And he just looked at me like,
- 783
- 00:52:57,677 --> 00:52:59,760
- "Yup, I just sneezed, I just
- sneezed on your shirt."
- 784
- 00:52:59,762 --> 00:53:02,889
- And we had to sit there,
- standing next to each other,
- 785
- 00:53:02,891 --> 00:53:04,474
- like just staring at each other
- face to face,
- 786
- 00:53:04,476 --> 00:53:07,351
- like 3 inches away
- from his face.
- 787
- 00:53:07,353 --> 00:53:10,354
- Just for like 15 minutes
- until we got to the next stop.
- 788
- 00:53:10,356 --> 00:53:11,608
- He just didn't care.
- 789
- 00:53:12,733 --> 00:53:14,983
- But didn't that guy end up
- becoming your best friend?
- 790
- 00:53:14,985 --> 00:53:17,154
- The guy who sneezed
- on your shirt?
- 791
- 00:53:18,322 --> 00:53:21,492
- You said you exchanged numbers,
- became friends.
- 792
- 00:53:22,202 --> 00:53:24,329
- He just can't stand human
- beings,
- 793
- 00:53:25,204 --> 00:53:26,956
- to which I can
- totally relate to.
- 794
- 00:53:27,414 --> 00:53:31,291
- And he had a factory of 500
- people replaced to machinery.
- 795
- 00:53:31,293 --> 00:53:34,297
- Didn't you tell me he fired all
- of them except for one guy?
- 796
- 00:53:35,215 --> 00:53:36,338
- Yeah, he walked me in
- 797
- 00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:37,967
- and he showed me the guy's
- office, it was empty.
- 798
- 00:53:38,717 --> 00:53:41,135
- He looked down, he was really
- depressed,
- 799
- 00:53:41,137 --> 00:53:43,179
- "I couldn't get rid of him."
- 800
- 00:53:43,181 --> 00:53:45,307
- "Because he's the guy that
- makes the machines."
- 801
- 00:53:54,442 --> 00:53:57,610
- Happens every year in China.
- 802
- 00:53:57,612 --> 00:53:59,989
- Betrayal Season.
- 803
- 00:54:00,489 --> 00:54:03,365
- It's kind of like Thanksgiving
- for Americans or
- 804
- 00:54:03,367 --> 00:54:06,663
- Christmas for the Irish.
- 805
- 00:54:07,204 --> 00:54:09,037
- This is sweaty betrayal.
- 806
- 00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:10,875
- Sweaty betrayal season.
- 807
- 00:54:24,389 --> 00:54:27,347
- Everybody comes out to betray
- you at the same time.
- 808
- 00:54:27,349 --> 00:54:29,018
- It's a community effort.
- 809
- 00:54:29,893 --> 00:54:33,439
- Don't know what causes it, but
- it's areal thing.
- 810
- 00:54:34,356 --> 00:54:43,113
- You will get fucked in July.
- 811
- 00:54:43,115 --> 00:54:45,700
- Uh, so I'm a little preoccupied
- 812
- 00:54:45,702 --> 00:54:48,327
- with pulling penises out of my
- ass right now.
- 813
- 00:54:48,329 --> 00:54:49,664
- Would you say that?
- 814
- 00:54:53,083 --> 00:54:54,499
- So let's just get through
- this phase,
- 815
- 00:54:54,501 --> 00:54:56,878
- so I can get back to what I was
- doing before,
- 816
- 00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,673
- which is just fixing everything
- for everybody.
- 817
- 00:55:00,132 --> 00:55:02,508
- Is that what I said yesterday?
- 818
- 00:55:02,510 --> 00:55:04,260
- You said it at some point.
- 819
- 00:55:04,262 --> 00:55:05,680
- Then it's kind of classic.
- 820
- 00:55:08,307 --> 00:55:09,432
- They're going to do a meeting
- tomorrow.
- 821
- 00:55:09,434 --> 00:55:11,266
- You want to go make some money?
- 822
- 00:55:11,268 --> 00:55:12,476
- What's involved?
- 823
- 00:55:12,478 --> 00:55:15,396
- Showing up, but I mean,
- it's like really good,
- 824
- 00:55:15,398 --> 00:55:16,856
- really good money.
- 825
- 00:55:16,858 --> 00:55:18,316
- I'm talking to you about like
- real money.
- 826
- 00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:19,650
- No no, it's just that...
- 827
- 00:55:19,652 --> 00:55:21,235
- And it's not like
- fucking it off,
- 828
- 00:55:21,237 --> 00:55:22,528
- because that would be fucking
- massively destructive, right?
- 829
- 00:55:22,530 --> 00:55:23,780
- No, no no no no, no...
- 830
- 00:55:23,782 --> 00:55:25,280
- They're looking for Americans to
- get involved?
- 831
- 00:55:25,282 --> 00:55:27,532
- Well, they're looking for the
- best people
- 832
- 00:55:27,534 --> 00:55:29,159
- that they can find to get
- involved. Right?
- 833
- 00:55:29,161 --> 00:55:32,287
- And they have the money to back
- it up, so you can take it...
- 834
- 00:55:32,289 --> 00:55:34,374
- I've heard that, yeah.
- 835
- 00:55:34,376 --> 00:55:39,128
- I mean, it's legitimate. It's
- like a fucking meeting, you know?
- 836
- 00:55:39,130 --> 00:55:40,757
- No, that's how... I mean...
- 837
- 00:55:41,507 --> 00:55:44,550
- No, I mean, but yeah, just...
- 838
- 00:55:44,552 --> 00:55:48,512
- No no, that's... I would,
- that's super
- 839
- 00:55:48,514 --> 00:55:50,682
- I like long-distance running,
- 840
- 00:55:50,684 --> 00:55:54,894
- and swimming, and traveling,
- 841
- 00:55:54,896 --> 00:55:57,854
- you know, to other countries and
- other places.
- 842
- 00:55:57,856 --> 00:56:01,775
- So that's what brought me here.
- 843
- 00:56:01,777 --> 00:56:05,948
- You know, the desire to see
- other things and other places.
- 844
- 00:56:07,992 --> 00:56:09,492
- I moved here.
- 845
- 00:56:09,494 --> 00:56:11,454
- So permanently, yeah. Yeah,
- relocated.
- 846
- 00:56:21,422 --> 00:56:22,339
- I do, I swim a lot.
- 847
- 00:56:24,342 --> 00:56:26,758
- We have a pool party.
- 848
- 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,554
- Oh, pool party!
- I would, yeah yeah...
- 849
- 00:56:33,434 --> 00:56:34,474
- Yeah, anything you need.
- 850
- 00:56:34,476 --> 00:56:36,478
- I'm ready to dive in.
- 851
- 00:56:37,438 --> 00:56:38,731
- I will work my
- fingers to the bone.
- 852
- 00:56:39,733 --> 00:56:41,733
- So yeah, I have a lot of energy.
- I have a lot of energy.
- 853
- 00:56:41,735 --> 00:56:44,028
- Can I ask you a very
- personal question?
- 854
- 00:56:47,865 --> 00:56:50,324
- (LAUGHS)
- 855
- 00:56:50,326 --> 00:56:52,784
- I like girls. So yeah.
- 856
- 00:56:52,786 --> 00:56:53,952
- Oh, you are straight.
- 857
- 00:56:53,954 --> 00:56:54,788
- OK, yes.
- 858
- 00:56:59,753 --> 00:57:06,007
- So we might want to change your
- energetic cowboy look
- 859
- 00:57:06,009 --> 00:57:09,635
- into a very energetic, maybe
- sporty look.
- 860
- 00:57:09,637 --> 00:57:12,972
- Maybe you know, slim fit,
- polo shirts...
- 861
- 00:57:12,974 --> 00:57:14,724
- Sneakers?
- 862
- 00:57:14,726 --> 00:57:19,729
- Yeah, yeah. Very sunshiney and
- sporty look to match their products
- 863
- 00:57:19,731 --> 00:57:23,483
- Are you okay with it? Because
- for marketing campaign,
- 864
- 00:57:23,485 --> 00:57:26,068
- young people especially...
- 865
- 00:57:26,070 --> 00:57:27,820
- Yeah, no I think that's good.
- 866
- 00:57:27,822 --> 00:57:29,280
- They have product team,
- 867
- 00:57:29,282 --> 00:57:31,659
- they have marketing team, and
- marketing campaign,
- 868
- 00:57:32,034 --> 00:57:34,244
- and also social medias.
- 869
- 00:57:34,661 --> 00:57:36,747
- So they like international
- faces.
- 870
- 00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:12,115
- I had an idea for a crane!
- 871
- 00:58:12,117 --> 00:58:15,534
- Just basically can work on four
- buildings at once,
- 872
- 00:58:15,536 --> 00:58:21,708
- it's like a quatro-crane? So
- you can build
- 873
- 00:58:21,710 --> 00:58:22,708
- this building over here...
- 874
- 00:58:22,710 --> 00:58:24,336
- and this building here, here,
- and here.
- 875
- 00:58:26,547 --> 00:58:29,465
- We could quadruple
- civilization in
- 876
- 00:58:29,467 --> 00:58:32,846
- like, 25 years with that shit.
- 877
- 00:58:34,139 --> 00:58:37,222
- You think that's a good idea?
- 878
- 00:58:37,224 --> 00:58:38,893
- You like that idea?
- 879
- 00:58:44,733 --> 00:58:46,273
- Hi!
- 880
- 00:58:46,275 --> 00:58:47,733
- How you doing?
- 881
- 00:58:47,735 --> 00:58:48,608
- Ready?
- 882
- 00:58:48,610 --> 00:58:50,903
- Oh, I like this pink color.
- 883
- 00:58:50,905 --> 00:58:52,615
- Yeah, wonderful.
- 884
- 00:59:07,172 --> 00:59:10,175
- Can I see your teeth?
- Smile, please?
- 885
- 00:59:10,592 --> 00:59:11,673
- Smile?
- 886
- 00:59:11,675 --> 00:59:12,633
- Yeah, yeah yeah.
- 887
- 00:59:12,635 --> 00:59:13,633
- Ah, let me see.
- 888
- 00:59:13,635 --> 00:59:15,094
- Oh, oh, no no no.
- 889
- 00:59:15,096 --> 00:59:16,554
- uh listen
- 890
- 00:59:16,556 --> 00:59:18,639
- So whenever you want to smile,
- 891
- 00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:20,769
- just smile like this.
- 892
- 00:59:21,478 --> 00:59:22,851
- Closed mouth?
- 893
- 00:59:22,853 --> 00:59:25,354
- Yes! Oh, wonderful,
- that's much better.
- 894
- 00:59:25,356 --> 00:59:26,773
- You should tell
- the story of "you"
- 895
- 00:59:26,775 --> 00:59:29,066
- but without any words.
- 896
- 00:59:29,068 --> 00:59:30,735
- Show exciting,
- 897
- 00:59:30,737 --> 00:59:32,778
- but without any emotion.
- 898
- 00:59:32,780 --> 00:59:34,112
- That's very important. Right?
- 899
- 00:59:34,114 --> 00:59:34,947
- OK.
- 900
- 00:59:34,949 --> 00:59:35,865
- Cool.
- 901
- 00:59:35,867 --> 00:59:36,701
- I understand.
- 902
- 01:00:29,545 --> 01:00:30,795
- This is what I normally do,
- 903
- 01:00:30,797 --> 01:00:34,382
- this project I'm putting
- together.
- 904
- 01:00:34,384 --> 01:00:36,467
- No no no no no no no.
- 905
- 01:00:36,469 --> 01:00:38,221
- No, he's fine.
- 906
- 01:00:50,775 --> 01:00:52,691
- You are not here for social, OK?
- 907
- 01:00:52,693 --> 01:00:53,525
- No no...
- 908
- 01:00:53,527 --> 01:00:55,028
- Yeah, you understand?
- 909
- 01:00:55,030 --> 01:00:56,031
- I understand, this was after we
- were done, so it was once we...
- 910
- 01:00:56,905 --> 01:00:58,780
- You do your job, that's it.
- 911
- 01:00:58,782 --> 01:01:01,368
- Remember. That's all for today.
- 912
- 01:01:01,994 --> 01:01:55,880
- You can't do it, man. You just
- can't do it.
- 913
- 01:01:55,882 --> 01:01:58,633
- You guys have to look deep
- within yourselves
- 914
- 01:01:58,635 --> 01:02:01,346
- and realize we're all
- part of the same ecosystem.
- 915
- 01:02:02,012 --> 01:02:03,970
- Fear has two meanings:
- 916
- 01:02:03,972 --> 01:02:05,222
- forget everything and run,
- 917
- 01:02:05,224 --> 01:02:07,141
- or face everything and rise.
- 918
- 01:02:07,143 --> 01:02:08,019
- The choice is yours.
- 919
- 01:02:17,528 --> 01:02:19,528
- It's very easy to use, right?
- 920
- 01:02:19,530 --> 01:02:20,364
- It's very easy!
- 921
- 01:02:47,891 --> 01:02:50,144
- Sell this shit. Don't play.
- 922
- 01:03:05,617 --> 01:03:07,746
- What I'm doing?
- What you told me to do!
- 923
- 01:03:10,914 --> 01:03:12,498
- No, I'm doing everything you
- want!
- 924
- 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:13,335
- I'm letting everyone know!
- 925
- 01:03:31,853 --> 01:03:33,771
- I thought you were fine-
- 926
- 01:03:57,461 --> 01:04:00,003
- You've broken this shit, man.
- 927
- 01:04:00,005 --> 01:04:01,590
- You've broken the fucking shit.
- 928
- 01:04:07,889 --> 01:04:12,057
- I want to tell you that we hired
- you for the hove board product
- 929
- 01:04:12,059 --> 01:04:15,186
- because we thought you
- are a product guy.
- 930
- 01:04:15,188 --> 01:04:17,938
- And we expected you to...
- 931
- 01:04:17,940 --> 01:04:21,818
- we expected you to at least do
- some introduction
- 932
- 01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:23,945
- of the functionality of the
- product.
- 933
- 01:04:23,947 --> 01:04:26,363
- Yes well, Carrie, then it is
- your responsibility
- 934
- 01:04:26,365 --> 01:04:28,700
- to give me the parameters which
- within to work,
- 935
- 01:04:28,702 --> 01:04:30,284
- so then I can thrive-
- 936
- 01:04:30,286 --> 01:04:33,204
- with what this character is
- supposed to deliver.
- 937
- 01:04:33,206 --> 01:04:34,831
- I was under the impression
- 938
- 01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:38,041
- that all I was supposed to do
- was smile and wave.
- 939
- 01:04:38,043 --> 01:04:40,253
- Well, we're clear right now,
- right?
- 940
- 01:04:40,255 --> 01:04:43,088
- That's your job, it's not the
- thing you should do,
- 941
- 01:04:43,090 --> 01:04:45,425
- it's the thing that you have to
- do, right?
- 942
- 01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:48,135
- So I want you
- to understand that.
- 943
- 01:04:48,137 --> 01:04:49,220
- We don't get paid.
- 944
- 01:04:49,222 --> 01:04:51,514
- If we don't get paid, you are
- not getting paid.
- 945
- 01:04:51,516 --> 01:04:55,601
- So we can still pay
- you a KFC coupon...
- 946
- 01:04:55,603 --> 01:04:57,646
- This isn't sustainable.
- 947
- 01:04:57,981 --> 01:04:59,983
- I don't eat meat on bones.
- 948
- 01:05:29,346 --> 01:05:31,304
- Here's what we're going to do.
- 949
- 01:05:31,306 --> 01:05:32,554
- Please repeat.
- 950
- 01:05:32,556 --> 01:05:36,141
- I, Jimmy, will take my dick out
- of my ass...
- 951
- 01:05:36,143 --> 01:05:38,144
- They have such particular
- expectations
- 952
- 01:05:38,146 --> 01:05:40,521
- of what you're wanting to get
- out of this.
- 953
- 01:05:40,523 --> 01:05:43,566
- I specifically managed this
- meeting, because
- 954
- 01:05:43,568 --> 01:05:47,153
- out of all of the homeless
- foreigners in this country,
- 955
- 01:05:47,155 --> 01:05:50,113
- you managed to be the only one
- that looks like a cowboy.
- 956
- 01:05:50,115 --> 01:05:54,159
- That's the only reason that you
- got this opportunity.
- 957
- 01:05:54,161 --> 01:05:56,119
- This isn't an opportunity!
- 958
- 01:05:56,121 --> 01:06:00,083
- Peddling a bootleg Segway
- isn't an opportunity!
- 959
- 01:06:00,085 --> 01:06:03,126
- I'm an entrepreneur, Spesh.
- 960
- 01:06:03,128 --> 01:06:09,050
- I need to talk to Johnny and
- I need to talk to him now.
- 961
- 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:11,346
- Spesh?
- 962
- 01:06:17,184 --> 01:06:21,690
- You know, you try to be nice.
- 963
- 01:06:24,733 --> 01:06:28,735
- This is all been very very
- friendly, very very nice.
- 964
- 01:06:28,737 --> 01:06:30,612
- And then there's the threshold,
- 965
- 01:06:30,614 --> 01:06:34,201
- and then over that it's just
- satanic hatred...
- 966
- 01:06:36,954 --> 01:08:19,304
- of everyone.
- 967
- 01:08:19,306 --> 01:08:24,268
- No, no, that's mine!
- 968
- 01:08:24,270 --> 01:08:25,268
- But where was this made?
- 969
- 01:08:25,270 --> 01:08:26,188
- Because I designed it.
- 970
- 01:08:35,864 --> 01:08:36,990
- Alright, how much is that?
- 971
- 01:08:39,452 --> 01:08:48,418
- - $380?
- - Yeah.
- 972
- 01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:50,422
- Will you give me 200?
- 973
- 01:10:06,372 --> 01:10:08,830
- Look, just because I'm not
- part of a particular ecosystem
- 974
- 01:10:08,832 --> 01:10:10,540
- doesn't mean I can't
- be fully integrated.
- 975
- 01:10:10,542 --> 01:10:12,795
- Why can't you help
- me get fully integrated?
- 976
- 01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:15,045
- Johnny's supposed to be
- the lead on this,
- 977
- 01:10:15,047 --> 01:10:15,963
- his name is on the term sheet.
- 978
- 01:10:15,965 --> 01:10:17,173
- I've known that
- guy my whole life.
- 979
- 01:10:17,175 --> 01:10:20,343
- Why am I talking to you about
- how to see him?
- 980
- 01:10:20,345 --> 01:10:23,262
- Johnny Mai Thai doesn't
- like to be disturbed,
- 981
- 01:10:23,264 --> 01:10:25,557
- he really respects his privacy
- 982
- 01:10:26,475 --> 01:10:28,518
- and he likes it when other
- people follow suit.
- 983
- 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:30,769
- I can't get cut off from every
- elite founder in China
- 984
- 01:10:30,771 --> 01:10:32,356
- just because I flubbed a speech
- at a Guanxi event...
- 985
- 01:10:35,609 --> 01:10:37,653
- He's not responsible for anyone.
- 986
- 01:10:39,488 --> 01:10:40,322
- None of us.
- 987
- 01:10:40,948 --> 01:10:42,865
- Spesh, I need to see
- Johnny Mai Thai,
- 988
- 01:10:42,867 --> 01:10:44,659
- and I don't need you to be
- an intermediary.
- 989
- 01:10:44,661 --> 01:10:46,576
- This is crazy.
- 990
- 01:10:46,578 --> 01:10:48,995
- I've known this guy my whole life, the
- fact that he is the lead on this?
- 991
- 01:10:48,997 --> 01:10:51,206
- I mean you can't even give me a
- straight answer at this point?
- 992
- 01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:53,418
- I can't be kept in
- a vault like this.
- 993
- 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:55,503
- The guy is intricately
- invoked with this,
- 994
- 01:10:55,505 --> 01:10:56,504
- why do I have to go through you?
- 995
- 01:10:56,506 --> 01:10:58,046
- This is ridiculous.
- 996
- 01:10:58,048 --> 01:10:59,632
- Why can't you just
- give me his number
- 997
- 01:10:59,634 --> 01:11:00,633
- and tell me where he is?
- 998
- 01:11:00,635 --> 01:11:03,177
- You want to see Johnny Mai Thai?
- 999
- 01:11:03,179 --> 01:11:05,429
- You really want to see
- Johnny Mai Thai?
- 1000
- 01:11:05,431 --> 01:11:07,016
- I'll tell you exactly
- where he is.
- 1001
- 01:11:07,266 --> 01:11:09,892
- About 1600 miles north of here,
- 1002
- 01:11:09,894 --> 01:11:11,893
- there's a brand new
- city built to be
- 1003
- 01:11:11,895 --> 01:11:13,981
- the biggest city in the world,
- 1004
- 01:11:14,565 --> 01:11:19,360
- except it's totally empty,
- only 25 people there.
- 1005
- 01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:23,572
- That means there's only 25
- lights on at night.
- 1006
- 01:11:23,574 --> 01:11:27,119
- One of those lights is Johnny.
- 1007
- 01:11:29,038 --> 01:11:31,248
- Goodbye, shit head.
- 1008
- 01:11:33,167 --> 01:11:35,170
- (SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
- 1009
- 01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:38,965
- (BASKETBALL BOUNCES)
- 1010
- 01:12:11,372 --> 01:12:14,041
- I've been getting into poetry,
- 1011
- 01:12:14,501 --> 01:12:16,503
- D.H. Lawrence.
- 1012
- 01:12:17,921 --> 01:12:21,758
- I never saw a wild
- thing sorry for itself
- 1013
- 01:12:23,467 --> 01:12:25,468
- a small bird will drop frozen
- dead from a bough
- 1014
- 01:12:25,470 --> 01:12:27,472
- without ever having
- felt sorry for itself.
- 1015
- 01:12:30,475 --> 01:12:34,143
- I literally repeat that in my
- head over and over and over,
- 1016
- 01:12:34,145 --> 01:12:36,356
- on repeat.
- 1017
- 01:12:38,274 --> 01:12:40,066
- Because the problem
- is just humanity,
- 1018
- 01:12:40,068 --> 01:12:42,195
- I just don't like other people.
- 1019
- 01:12:44,154 --> 01:12:48,281
- The vast majority of other human
- beings that we cohabitate with
- 1020
- 01:12:48,283 --> 01:12:51,660
- are sociopaths or zombies,
- you know?
- 1021
- 01:12:51,662 --> 01:12:53,539
- People that will betray you.
- 1022
- 01:12:54,707 --> 01:12:57,125
- If this can
- actually work, right?
- 1023
- 01:12:57,127 --> 01:12:59,001
- If I can get to a
- zen-like state,
- 1024
- 01:12:59,003 --> 01:13:00,628
- if there's a way in your mind
- 1025
- 01:13:00,630 --> 01:13:03,673
- that you can visualize
- people as trees
- 1026
- 01:13:03,675 --> 01:13:05,924
- or people as rocks,
- 1027
- 01:13:05,926 --> 01:13:09,970
- where I can just
- interact with people
- 1028
- 01:13:09,972 --> 01:13:12,473
- at the very moment that I need
- to interact with them,
- 1029
- 01:13:12,475 --> 01:13:14,892
- then erase them from my memory,
- 1030
- 01:13:14,894 --> 01:13:17,186
- and erase them from
- my thought processes,
- 1031
- 01:13:17,188 --> 01:13:19,688
- for the rest of my life,
- 1032
- 01:13:19,690 --> 01:13:20,690
- then I would be
- willing to cooperate,
- 1033
- 01:13:20,692 --> 01:13:23,567
- then I'd be willing to
- participate in life.
- 1034
- 01:13:23,569 --> 01:13:27,905
- I would stay for a while,
- stay for good.
- 1035
- 01:13:27,907 --> 01:13:29,322
- I have no problem
- with the Earth,
- 1036
- 01:13:29,324 --> 01:13:31,036
- I just have a problem with all
- the people on the Earth.
- 1037
- 01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:45,979
- One room, please.
- 1038
- 01:16:48,190 --> 01:16:49,024
- Wha-what?
- 1039
- 01:16:51,319 --> 01:16:53,363
- One room?
- 1040
- 01:17:39,074 --> 01:17:41,744
- In case these can work?
- 1041
- 01:18:14,109 --> 01:18:16,862
- Do you know,
- 1042
- 01:20:07,222 --> 01:20:08,766
- Excuse me.
- 1043
- 01:20:24,573 --> 01:20:25,783
- But Johnny Mai Thai?
- 1044
- 01:21:39,189 --> 01:21:43,861
- Here, prepare to be civilized.
- 1045
- 01:22:14,225 --> 01:22:16,224
- Hello?
- 1046
- 01:22:16,226 --> 01:22:18,688
- Hi, Jimmy, it's Carrie.
- 1047
- 01:22:19,064 --> 01:22:19,898
- Hi.
- 1048
- 01:22:21,274 --> 01:22:23,316
- Spesh told me that you might
- be in Northern China
- 1049
- 01:22:23,318 --> 01:22:25,108
- in Dong Sun district.
- 1050
- 01:22:25,110 --> 01:22:26,237
- Is that true?
- 1051
- 01:22:28,907 --> 01:22:30,238
- I'm in Ordos, yeah.
- 1052
- 01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:34,451
- Well, we were actually
- contacted by a client
- 1053
- 01:22:34,453 --> 01:22:36,995
- very near there that
- needs a white guy.
- 1054
- 01:22:36,997 --> 01:22:39,499
- Is it possible for you?
- 1055
- 01:22:39,501 --> 01:22:40,540
- What is it?
- 1056
- 01:22:40,542 --> 01:22:43,960
- It's performing at a ceremony.
- 1057
- 01:22:43,962 --> 01:22:46,129
- It could be good for you because
- 1058
- 01:22:46,131 --> 01:22:49,174
- these are more
- country people clients.
- 1059
- 01:22:49,176 --> 01:22:52,094
- They're not used to
- seeing white guys.
- 1060
- 01:22:52,096 --> 01:23:00,519
- You can maybe use your own authentic
- strange weirdness way to do that?
- 1061
- 01:23:00,521 --> 01:23:02,397
- You actually going to pay me
- this time?
- 1062
- 01:23:02,399 --> 01:23:06,150
- Well, it's not up to me. It's
- upon you.
- 1063
- 01:23:06,152 --> 01:23:07,904
- It depends on you.
- 1064
- 01:23:24,546 --> 01:23:26,713
- I said there are many people,
- 1065
- 01:23:26,715 --> 01:23:28,423
- and the people, you need
- to show yourself.
- 1066
- 01:23:28,425 --> 01:23:30,924
- - Your name is Randy, not Jimmy.
- - Okay.
- 1067
- 01:23:30,926 --> 01:23:32,718
- You remember that?
- 1068
- 01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:35,345
- You are a film star,
- and you are a cowboy.
- 1069
- 01:23:35,347 --> 01:23:38,182
- How do you [SPEAKING IN CHINESE]
- this is really important.
- 1070
- 01:23:38,184 --> 01:23:40,434
- - Do you know the song?
- - Yes.
- 1071
- 01:23:40,436 --> 01:23:41,811
- Promise that.
- 1072
- 01:23:41,813 --> 01:23:43,228
- Yes, I promise.
- 1073
- 01:23:43,230 --> 01:23:45,188
- If you lose this,
- I will lose my job
- 1074
- 01:23:45,190 --> 01:23:48,233
- and I will lose my life.
- 1075
- 01:23:48,235 --> 01:23:49,277
- Do you remember that?
- 1076
- 01:23:49,279 --> 01:23:50,570
- Yes. Yes, okay.
- 1077
- 01:23:50,572 --> 01:23:51,528
- Are you ready?
- 1078
- 01:23:51,530 --> 01:23:52,612
- Yes. Yes, okay.
- 1079
- 01:23:52,614 --> 01:23:57,492
- - If you're ready, just go.
- - Okay.
- 1080
- 01:23:57,494 --> 01:23:59,497
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
- 1081
- 01:24:06,046 --> 01:25:47,519
- (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- 1082
- 01:25:47,521 --> 01:25:50,732
- ♪ Here comes the bride, ♪
- 1083
- 01:25:50,734 --> 01:25:54,443
- ♪ all dressed in white ♪
- 1084
- 01:25:54,445 --> 01:25:58,447
- ♪ Here comes the groom ♪
- 1085
- 01:25:58,449 --> 01:26:03,328
- ♪ Doo doo doo,
- doo doo doooooo. ♪
- 1086
- 01:26:05,457 --> 01:26:07,792
- Thank you.
- 1087
- 01:26:19,845 --> 01:26:21,847
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
- 1088
- 01:26:37,947 --> 01:26:40,572
- Who the hell on Earth cannot
- finish one song?
- 1089
- 01:26:40,574 --> 01:26:42,325
- Even a kid can finish
- one whole song.
- 1090
- 01:26:42,327 --> 01:26:43,910
- I don't know the lyrics,
- 1091
- 01:26:43,912 --> 01:26:44,910
- and I wasn't told that that's
- what I was singing.
- 1092
- 01:26:44,912 --> 01:26:46,620
- That's bullshit!
- 1093
- 01:26:46,622 --> 01:26:48,915
- You are ruining my reputation.
- 1094
- 01:26:48,917 --> 01:26:50,333
- I'm really upset right now.
- 1095
- 01:26:50,335 --> 01:26:52,250
- And as well as my client.
- 1096
- 01:26:52,252 --> 01:26:55,588
- If you can't sing or talk or
- entertain,
- 1097
- 01:26:55,590 --> 01:27:00,175
- at least you can do is show
- some authentic emotions,
- 1098
- 01:27:00,177 --> 01:27:01,928
- emotions, emotions!
- 1099
- 01:27:01,930 --> 01:27:04,388
- We keep telling you, emotions!
- 1100
- 01:27:04,390 --> 01:27:06,264
- What do you mean
- authentic emotion?
- 1101
- 01:27:06,266 --> 01:27:08,433
- You don't know
- what emotion is?
- 1102
- 01:27:08,435 --> 01:27:11,228
- Something that
- connects to people,
- 1103
- 01:27:11,230 --> 01:27:12,647
- and it's country people
- 1104
- 01:27:12,649 --> 01:27:14,398
- that's your main target,
- 1105
- 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,817
- that's why we hiring you.
- 1106
- 01:27:15,819 --> 01:27:16,776
- You know what?
- 1107
- 01:27:16,778 --> 01:27:19,027
- Shame on me hiring you
- 1108
- 01:27:19,029 --> 01:27:20,362
- to show us something
- 1109
- 01:27:20,364 --> 01:27:22,740
- but you did not do it.
- 1110
- 01:27:22,742 --> 01:27:24,450
- I don't go halfway with this
- sort of thing, Carrie-
- 1111
- 01:27:24,452 --> 01:27:25,826
- - Stop! Stop!
- 1112
- 01:27:25,828 --> 01:27:27,745
- - Enough, Jimmy, stop!
- - Everything I've given is 100%
- 1113
- 01:27:27,747 --> 01:27:30,455
- Stop, stop! Stop!
- 1114
- 01:27:30,457 --> 01:27:33,084
- You leave the country, Jimmy.
- 1115
- 01:27:33,086 --> 01:27:35,419
- - Deported! Deported!
- - No, no, no, Carrie please.
- 1116
- 01:27:35,421 --> 01:27:37,839
- - D-E-P-O-R-T, Deported!
- - It doesn't have to come to that.
- 1117
- 01:27:37,841 --> 01:27:38,964
- It doesn't have to come to that.
- 1118
- 01:27:38,966 --> 01:27:40,801
- ...much worse!
- 1119
- 01:27:41,469 --> 01:27:43,179
- You go away.
- 1120
- 01:27:43,470 --> 01:27:45,097
- I think you know what I mean.
- 1121
- 01:27:45,390 --> 01:27:47,892
- Goodbye Jimmy.
- 1122
- 01:27:49,519 --> 01:27:51,521
- (EERIE SOUND PLAYS)
- 1123
- 01:28:09,706 --> 01:28:11,708
- (FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON DEVISE)
- 1124
- 01:28:21,551 --> 01:28:23,553
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
- 1125
- 01:31:16,600 --> 01:33:53,214
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- 1126
- 01:33:53,216 --> 01:33:57,137
- Wearing a white suit and penny
- loafers and spelunking hat.
- 1127
- 01:34:05,854 --> 01:34:08,273
- Nice to walk on a clean
- hard floor, isn't it?
- 1128
- 01:34:10,024 --> 01:34:13,776
- Nice to just walk on in, right?
- 1129
- 01:34:13,778 --> 01:34:15,989
- Because our doors
- are always open?
- 1130
- 01:34:22,078 --> 01:34:23,827
- Jimmy...
- 1131
- 01:34:23,829 --> 01:34:25,457
- You know my wife, Joanna...
- 1132
- 01:34:26,791 --> 01:34:27,999
- Ronny...
- 1133
- 01:34:28,001 --> 01:34:30,462
- Cousin Ronny from Cameron Parish
- 1134
- 01:34:31,003 --> 01:34:32,836
- This is Jimmy.
- 1135
- 01:34:32,838 --> 01:34:33,754
- My best friend.
- 1136
- 01:34:33,756 --> 01:34:35,424
- From Port Arthur.
- 1137
- 01:34:35,841 --> 01:34:37,760
- Go on and have a seat.
- 1138
- 01:34:57,029 --> 01:35:06,454
- What happened to your face?
- 1139
- 01:35:06,456 --> 01:35:07,830
- You ever get the one where
- 1140
- 01:35:07,832 --> 01:35:09,456
- a ghost flies through you,
- 1141
- 01:35:09,458 --> 01:35:11,459
- slaps your hand
- down on your carrot
- 1142
- 01:35:11,461 --> 01:35:12,460
- fixes your car
- 1143
- 01:35:12,462 --> 01:35:13,460
- and tells you to date some woman
- 1144
- 01:35:13,462 --> 01:35:14,879
- and marry her
- 1145
- 01:35:14,881 --> 01:35:18,924
- and calls you a motherfucking
- stupid fucking asshole
- 1146
- 01:35:18,926 --> 01:35:22,887
- bout every time you try to
- pass a rearview mirror
- 1147
- 01:35:22,889 --> 01:35:27,349
- on your way to the motherfucking
- cemetery, bruh?
- 1148
- 01:35:27,351 --> 01:35:28,936
- You ever get like that?
- 1149
- 01:35:35,777 --> 01:35:37,112
- No.
- 1150
- 01:35:40,907 --> 01:35:44,075
- Me, I guess I got one
- of 'em real bad
- 1151
- 01:35:44,077 --> 01:35:45,744
- and now you're lookin' at it
- 1152
- 01:36:01,136 --> 01:36:04,762
- 3000 years ago,
- if you heard a voice
- 1153
- 01:36:04,764 --> 01:36:06,888
- that said kill your dog,
- 1154
- 01:36:06,890 --> 01:36:08,518
- kill your mama
- 1155
- 01:36:09,978 --> 01:36:11,393
- that wasn't a crazy voice,
- 1156
- 01:36:11,395 --> 01:36:15,356
- that was the voice of God
- 1157
- 01:36:15,358 --> 01:36:17,110
- and you obeyed it immediately
- 1158
- 01:36:19,487 --> 01:36:21,614
- and now you gotta ask yourself
- 1159
- 01:36:22,907 --> 01:36:24,909
- what voice are you listening to?
- 1160
- 01:36:30,622 --> 01:36:32,080
- I'm not a poet,
- 1161
- 01:36:32,082 --> 01:36:32,916
- I'm an entrepreneur.
- 1162
- 01:36:50,435 --> 01:36:53,311
- How'd it go with the...
- 1163
- 01:36:53,313 --> 01:36:55,729
- ...the one that Father Regard
- used to say
- 1164
- 01:36:55,731 --> 01:36:57,317
- at Thanksgiving mass?
- 1165
- 01:36:57,649 --> 01:36:59,318
- Ended up in your video, bruh.
- 1166
- 01:37:02,447 --> 01:37:05,072
- The usefulness of a cup is not
- in the clay
- 1167
- 01:37:05,074 --> 01:37:08,118
- but in the empty space that
- holds the coffee.
- 1168
- 01:37:10,537 --> 01:37:13,790
- The usefulness of a window
- is not in the frame
- 1169
- 01:37:13,792 --> 01:37:14,790
- (BOTH)
- but in the empty space
- 1170
- 01:37:14,792 --> 01:37:17,545
- that lets the light through.
- 1171
- 01:37:21,131 --> 01:37:23,758
- Nothing is something.
- 1172
- 01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:25,425
- That's why trying to be somebody
- 1173
- 01:37:25,427 --> 01:37:26,593
- is trying to be nobody
- 1174
- 01:37:26,595 --> 01:37:29,763
- and vice versa.
- 1175
- 01:37:29,765 --> 01:37:34,852
- I call that message zero.
- 1176
- 01:37:34,854 --> 01:37:39,857
- Better start being
- nobody prontissimo.
- 1177
- 01:37:39,859 --> 01:37:42,235
- Me I know what you went
- through back home.
- 1178
- 01:37:42,237 --> 01:37:44,986
- I know what they did you
- 1179
- 01:37:44,988 --> 01:37:46,406
- That's why I told Bobby and them
- 1180
- 01:37:46,408 --> 01:37:49,659
- pull out all the stops.
- 1181
- 01:37:49,661 --> 01:37:51,371
- Make him a king.
- 1182
- 01:37:54,416 --> 01:37:57,290
- Sorry we couldn't do
- enough for you, bruh.
- 1183
- 01:37:57,292 --> 01:37:59,085
- It ain't for not trying.
- 1184
- 01:37:59,087 --> 01:38:01,294
- Transit, commerce, leisure-
- 1185
- 01:38:01,296 --> 01:38:03,046
- is what IT creates!
- 1186
- 01:38:03,048 --> 01:38:05,465
- Travel, making purchases, and
- relaxing-
- 1187
- 01:38:05,467 --> 01:38:06,675
- is what IT demands!
- 1188
- 01:38:06,677 --> 01:38:15,643
- And IT demands that you
- participate!
- 1189
- 01:38:15,645 --> 01:38:16,479
- Baby!
- 1190
- 01:38:43,297 --> 01:38:56,099
- Come with me
- 1191
- 01:38:56,101 --> 01:38:59,439
- See you around, Johnny.
- 1192
- 01:39:06,529 --> 01:39:08,698
- Hey, Jimmy.
- 1193
- 01:39:10,949 --> 01:39:12,577
- That's a gift,
- 1194
- 01:39:16,706 --> 01:39:18,080
- when you don't know who you are,
- 1195
- 01:39:18,082 --> 01:39:23,169
- or why you're doing it...
- 1196
- 01:39:23,171 --> 01:39:25,048
- you put that on.
- 1197
- 01:39:39,270 --> 01:39:40,727
- Not sure if you caught it,
- 1198
- 01:39:40,729 --> 01:39:42,688
- but my name is Ronny.
- 1199
- 01:39:42,690 --> 01:39:44,525
- So here's what you're
- going to do:
- 1200
- 01:39:45,193 --> 01:39:47,067
- You're going to take the road
- 1201
- 01:39:47,069 --> 01:39:49,905
- that you came in on, back.
- 1202
- 01:39:50,614 --> 01:39:53,117
- The road will lead you to a
- new development
- 1203
- 01:39:53,909 --> 01:39:56,328
- on the east end of Kanbashi
- 1204
- 01:39:57,579 --> 01:40:00,540
- Kanbashi. Say it back to me
- so I know you're listening.
- 1205
- 01:40:00,542 --> 01:40:01,918
- Kanbashi.
- 1206
- 01:40:03,127 --> 01:40:06,130
- You will meet Xiao Zhou,
- 1207
- 01:40:06,588 --> 01:40:09,384
- he'll be with a camel.
- 1208
- 01:40:09,759 --> 01:40:12,134
- I suggest you give him a
- gratuity
- 1209
- 01:40:12,136 --> 01:40:16,304
- or gift of some kind.
- 1210
- 01:40:16,306 --> 01:40:18,100
- He would appreciate that.
- 1211
- 01:40:20,979 --> 01:40:22,519
- He will give you the camel.
- 1212
- 01:40:22,521 --> 01:40:25,315
- You will take the
- camel and lead it
- 1213
- 01:40:25,984 --> 01:40:27,944
- gently to the east.
- 1214
- 01:40:28,737 --> 01:40:31,948
- There you will find the new
- condominiums.
- 1215
- 01:40:33,742 --> 01:40:36,411
- What do I do then?
- 1216
- 01:40:39,163 --> 01:40:41,875
- I don't know, I never worked
- for those guys.
- 1217
- 01:40:51,426 --> 01:40:53,428
- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
- 1218
- 01:41:26,086 --> 01:41:26,920
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- 1219
- 01:41:36,387 --> 01:41:38,139
- (CAMEL GROANS)
- 1220
- 01:41:56,073 --> 01:41:58,076
- Tss, tss, tss, tss.
- 1221
- 01:42:02,997 --> 01:42:03,832
- Come on!
- 1222
- 01:42:05,000 --> 01:42:07,002
- (CAMEL GROANS)
- 1223
- 01:43:12,524 --> 01:43:34,754
- (CAMEL SPUTTERS)
- 1224
- 01:43:34,756 --> 01:43:36,341
- (URINATES)
- 1225
- 01:43:45,809 --> 01:43:46,810
- (SOBS)
- 1226
- 01:43:56,444 --> 01:44:01,030
- (CROWD MURMURS)
- 1227
- 01:44:01,032 --> 01:44:02,033
- (BABY CRIES)
- 1228
- 01:44:11,417 --> 01:44:16,422
- (APPLAUSE)
- 1229
- 01:44:17,673 --> 01:44:18,675
- Thank you.
- 1230
- 01:44:27,141 --> 01:44:28,141
- Thank you.
- 1231
- 01:44:28,143 --> 01:44:29,144
- Thank you.
- 1232
- 01:44:32,354 --> 01:44:33,355
- Thank you.
- 1233
- 01:44:44,283 --> 01:44:45,117
- Okay.
- 1234
- 01:44:52,583 --> 01:44:54,586
- (BABIES CRY)
- 1235
- 01:44:55,211 --> 01:44:57,213
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 1236
- 01:45:03,094 --> 01:45:06,056
- Bye!
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- 1237
- 01:45:16,524 --> 01:45:32,662
- (FAINT RECORDING IN
- FOREIGN LANGUAGE PLAYING)
- 1238
- 01:45:32,664 --> 01:45:35,668
- (RECORDED MESSAGE IN FOREIGN
- LANGUAGE GETS LOUDER)
- 1239
- 01:45:43,092 --> 01:45:46,510
- (MESSAGE IN ENGLISH) This was
- your last message of the day,
- 1240
- 01:45:46,512 --> 01:45:48,513
- akumenang.com
- 1241
- 01:45:48,515 --> 01:45:51,142
- Every man a king.
- 1242
- 01:45:54,186 --> 01:45:56,189
- (MUSIC PLAYS)
- 1243
- 01:46:49,242 --> 01:46:51,244
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
- 1244
- 01:46:58,590 --> 01:47:03,590
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 1245
- 01:48:08,738 --> 01:48:10,490
- (MUSIC CONTINUES)
- 1246
- 01:51:22,390 --> 01:51:23,391
- (MUSIC FADES)
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