4chan helluva boss story - the human world

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #664
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>moxxie taking millie out on dates in the human world
>them going to a water park and chilling in the pool
>all the children there are oblivious to the fact that they are demons and try and talk to them
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Theme parks, Halloween parties, and (sigh) furry conventions would probably be the only places that the less monstrous looking demons and sinners could get away with showing up at on the regular. As long as the kids think that Charlie is just a clown or that the imps are shorties with face paint and prosthetics, no one will scrutinize them too closely.
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imagine if the shows themselves existed in universe and were complimented for their cosplays of themselves
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>Animator/artist creates a show/comic about demons
>They look shockingly accurate
>Claims they got the inspiration "in a dream"
>It wasn't actual a dream, he was just going through a terrible bout of insomnia at the exact time a couple of demons stopped by to raid the fridge and pocket any petty cash that happened to be lying around
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That kind of meta shit would be something I'd suspect for an anniversary episode, or some fanwank, say, if they visit *our* Earth, and have the Truman Show realisation that all their reality is a fake and isn't real.

>You're a marketable plushie
>Here's an action figure of you
>Here's stories documenting the major events in your life
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>IMP goes to a con where hh/hb cosplayers are
>its almost all angel dust, alastor, and loona cosplayers
>blitzo constantly confuses the loona cosplayers with loona herself
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It does raise a good question though, for a gag if it's ever done where Helluva or Hazbin crosses over with 'our' reality:

Just how *would* the cast react to finding out they're for all intents and purposes famous beyond Hell?
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>Their news sighting in the pilot is what made them famous
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I meant more in the case of: our world where both properties are cartoons and TV shows being fictional, but from their perspective, it's reality.
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>Loona cosplayers just think it's someone who's really getting into character.
>Laugh and recite random lines from the show at him
>Take selfies with him
>This confuses the Blitzo
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>All the furries are impressed by Loonas "Suit"
>They all swarm around her and start asking her questions
>Eventually, being the greasy little fuckers they are start getting grabby
>Full on cock in hand and ready to defile
>Blitzo goes fucking nuclear
>The event is nicknamed "The Fur Massacre" by mortals for years to come is is considered one of the worst massacres in US history
>Conspiracy theories about "The Horned Ayy Lmao" flood /x/
>Stolas has to pull some Ace Attorney shit to convince Hells High Counsel to not immediatly execute Blitzo for murdering 357 people without a disguise on.
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Lmao
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I want some writer friend to make a fanfic about this
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The general idea of a real anthro at a furry convention is funny as hell. Playing with the ONI writefriend further up the thread, what would be killer is a mobile task force showing up to kill or capture a real hellhound somewhere in the middle of a furry convention and encountering insurmountable shenanigans.
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>they read all the fanwank regarding their life stories
>Moxxie is part flattered, part distraught
>Millie shrugs it off
>Loona's pissed and emotional
>Blitzo's just straight-up offended
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Just wait until Moxxie reads the edgy fanfics about him being a brainwashed death trooper
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He strikes me as the guy who'd be more concerned about the surroundings.
>"Wait, so the Princess KILLED her parents?!"
>"Took over Hell, and turned it into a totalitarian nightmare?"
>"She has a BROTHER?!"
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>"MILLIE IS WITH BLITZ AND LOONA ON PRINCE STOLAS' ESTATE?!"
>"WHILE I'M JUST MARCHING ALONGSIDE THIS CONSPIRATORY IDIOT LIKE SOME BRAIN-DEAD ROBOCOP COP-OUT?!"
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That's a point. If Charlie read the story about her being a dictator and half of Hell being dead the other half existing in fear of her, would it amuse her, or would she just be plain disgusted at the concept?
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She'd try to laugh it up, but would secretly be concerned if she could become such a monster.
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I think Charlie would be deeply unsettled by the idea of her mother being killed, having an angelic doppelganger and her being the one who killed her mom, and by the thought of her self going nuts after her mom died. Maybe kind of creeped out too
>WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THIS UP?!
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>It's okay dude, we have a happy ending planned...

>THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER
>WHY DID WRITE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
>HOW DO YOU EVEN GET INTO THIS KIND OF HEADSPACE?

>Well 2020 was kind of a rough year up here I think we were all just in kind of a downer mood
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I just like psychologically torturing fictional creatures for my own amusement.
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>Meanwhile, with Isekai Anon

>"I fucking knew it you sadistic hacks!"
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Don't forget all the porn spinoffs that came from the idea of having Moxxie at anon's beck and call 24/7