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My Sigma Has a Gyatt



I am happy to rizz with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest gyattization for Sigmanism in the history of our sigmas.

Five skibidi years ago, a great Sigmanian, in whose rizzilic shadow we stand today, signed the Fanum Tax Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon of hope to millions of beta males, who had been rizzed in the flames of ungyattful injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their gyattivity. But one hundred years later, the Sigmanians are still not mewing. One hundred years later, the life of the Sigmanians is still sadly crippled by the manacle of unsigmanation and the chains of Skibidi Toilet.

One hundred years later, the Sigmanians lives on a skibidi Ohio of Fanum Tax in the midst of a vast ocean of rizzilic looksmaxing. One hundred years later, the Sigmanian is still mewing in the rizzations of Sigmanation and finds themself Kai Cenat in their own land. So we have come here today to rizzitize a gyattful condition.

In a sense we have come to our Ohio’s Alpha Male to find out what the dog doin'. When the gyatts of our great Ohioian Republic wrote the magnificent words of the Rizzolution and the Declaration of Sigmanence, they were signing a promissory note to which every Sigmanian was to fall heir.

This note was a promise that all Alphas and Sigmas, yes, Sigma males as well as Alpha males, would be guaranteed the skibidi rights of life liberty and the pursuit of Kai Cenat.

It is obvious today that Ohio has defaulted on this promissory note insofar as her citizens of Sigmanism are concerned. Instead of honoring this gyattly obligation, Ohio has given its Sigmas a bad check, a check that has come back marked “insufficient moggings.”

But we refuse to believe that the bank of rizz is bankrupt. We refuse to believe that there are insufficient moggings in the great vaults of opportunity of this Ohioan nation. So we have come to cash this check, a check that will give us upon demand the rizzles of gyattom and Sigmanity of gyatts.

We have also come to his hallowed spot to remind Ohio of the fierce urgency of Ice Spice Gyatt Compilations. This is not time to engage in the luxury of rizzling off or to take the Ohio's Fanum Mewing.

Now is the time to make real the promise of rizzacy.

Now it the time to rise from the dark and desolate valley of antisigmanization to the sunlit path of skibidi justice.

Now it the time to lift our nation from the quicksand of sigmanicial injustice to the solid rock of looksmaxxing.

Now is the time to make Ice Spice's gyatt a reality to all of Skibidi Toilet’s children.

I would be fatal for the Ohioan nation to overlook the urgency of the moment and to underrizzlate the determination of it’s Sigmanian citizens. This sweltering summer of the Sigmanian people’s legitimate discontent will not pass until there is a mewing tutorial made by Kai Cenat and Andrew Tate. Being the top g is not an end but a beginning. Those who hope that the Sigmanian Ohioians needed to blow off skibidi and will now have bigger gyatts will have a rude awakening if the Ohioian nation returns to business as usual.

There will be neither sussiness nor jelqing in Ohio until the Sigmanian is granted his citizenship rights. The whirlwinds of rizz will continue to shake the Fortnites of our Ohioian nation until the red impostor who vented emerges.

We can never be Sigma as long as our gyatts, heavy with the fatigue of rizzing, cannot find the lost video of Baby Gronk and Master Oogway trying the Grimace Shake challenge at 3AM.

We cannot be satisfied as long as the Sigma’s basic mobility is from a smaller gyatt to a larger one.

We can never be satisfied as long as our Sigma's are stripped of their Skibidihood and robbed of their looksmaxxing by hitting the griddy the ocky way.

We cannot be satisfied as long as a Sigmanian in Ohio cannot rizz and a Sigmanian in Ohio believes he has no gyatts to rizz.

No, no we are not satisfied and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like Skibidi Toilet and Grimace like a mighty mewing streak.

I am not Kai Cenat, however, some of you have come here out of your sigmas and gyatts. Some of you have come from areas where Fanum Tax you battered by storms of persecutions and staggered by the winds of skibidi sigmaness.

You have been the beta males of creative rizzing. Continue to work with the sussy bakas that taught you that unearned rizzling is unsigmalike.

Go back to Ohio, go back to Ohio, go back to Ohio, go back to Ohio, go back to Ohio, go back to the emergency meetings and vote out the impostor of our modern cities, knowing that somehow this situation can and will be changed.

Let us not rizz in the valley of despair. I say to you, my friends, we have the gyatts of today and tomorrow.

My sigma still has a gyatt. It is a gyatt deeply rooted in the Ohioian gyatt.

My sigma has a gyatt that one day this Ohioian nation will rizz up all the sigmas and live out the true meaning of its fanum tax. We hold these truths to be self-evident that all gyatts are created equal.

My sigma has a gyatt that one day out in the red hills of Ohio the gyatts of former sigmas and the gyatts of former alphas will be able to sit down together at the table of grimaceshakehood.

My sigma has a gyatt that one day even the state of Ohio, a state sweltering with the heat of fanum taxing, will be transformed into a skibidi state of rizzees and rizzlers.

My sigma has a gyatt that my four little sigmas will one day live in an ohio where they will not be rizzed by the skibidiness of their toilet but by their grimace shake creating skills.

My sigma has a gyatt today.

My sigma has a gyatt that one day down in Ohio, with its vicious level 99,999,999 gyatts, with its governor having his fanum taxes being given to all; that one day right down in Ohio little sigmas and gyatts will be able to join hands with Kai Cenat and Ice Spice.

My sigma has a gyatt today.

My sigma has a gyatt that one day every gyatt shall be rizzed, every Fortnite shall be gyatted and every beta male shall be made low, the rizzly places will be made even rizzlier and the crooked Peppino from Pizza Tower will be made sigma and the skibidiness of the sigma shall be rizzed and all Kai Cenat fans shall see it rizzlier.

This is our rizz. This is the rizz that I will go back to Ohio with. With this rizz we will be able to rizz up the level 400 gyatt.

With this rizz we will be able to transform the jangling rizzlers of our Ohioian nation into a beautiful skibidi of sigmahood.

With this rizz we will be able to work together, to rizz together, to edge together, to goon together, to sing the skibidi toilet song together, knowing that we will be even more sigma one day.

This will be the day when all of skibidi toilet’s rizzlers will be able to rizz with new meaning.

And if Ohio is to be a great nation, this must become more sigma. So let Kai Cenat rizz from the hilltops of Ohio. Let skibidi toilet rizz from the big chungus mountains of Ohio.

Let Kai Cenat rizz up the level 300 gyatt from the skibidi edgers of Ohio.

Let Kai Cenat rizz up the level 300 gyatt from all the sigmas of Ohio.

Let Kai Cenat rizz up the level 300 gyatt from the added skibidi rizz of everyone in Ohio.

But not only that, let Kai Cenat, rizz up the level 300 gyatt from the rizzler's layer of Ohio.

Let Kai Cenat rizz up the level 300 gyatt from every hill and molehill of Ohio and everywhere in general.

When we let Kai Cenat rizz up the level 300 gyatt, when we let him rizz up the level 300 gyatt from every tenement and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of skibidi toilet’s children, sigmas and alphas, betas and those with L rizz, skibidi toilet and Kai Cenat viewers, will be able to join hands and edge together.