>LS: contact voidco via the rewardificator

CLS RIGHT NOW opened memo on board SBARGLOSTPAWNS HIDEOUT.
CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[#SBARGLostPawns_Hideout] ((This is the main location memo here. Maps: http://jingloria.x10.mx/lostpawns/maps.html . Memo-style memo at #The_former_SBARG_players . Please don't god-mod and remember to have fun!))
CCC made LS an OP.
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] gets up out of bed --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] walks out of her room --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] yawns as she walks down the hallway --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] walks down to the dining room --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] takes the ^transportalizer --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] appears in the main room --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] walks up to the rewardificator --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] takes a deep breath --
CLS: welp... here goes nothing.
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] begins typing in some stuff using the keyboard --
CLS: "dear voidco. a friend of mine is a great fan of your products and I wanted to get her a gift for her birthday. she says you guys make the highest quality viewport software and really wants to try it out for herself. how much would it cost to purchase a copy of said viewport software? Thank you."
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] waits --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] the rewardificator shakes a little, before printing out a recipt --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] ding! --
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] pulls out the recipt and begins reading it --
CLS: "dear valued customer, our viewport software is currently not available forl purchase. We are sorry that your friend will not be able to get what she wants this year. We would suggest sending her a pumpkin instead as a consolation. Thank you for being a valued customer."
CLS: ...
-- CURRENT lavenderSiren [CLS] crumples up the recipt --