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Vampire Fluffy vs Maroon

Apr 21st, 2014
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  1. >You are a monster.
  2. >You are a vampire fluffy.
  3. >And you will prove you are the most feared monster tonight as you dine on fluffy blood.
  4. >Your have your cape on your hoof and draping it across your face as you slink about a big green field.
  5. >You are scanning looking for the perfect fluffy to feed off of tonight.
  6. >You walk past a building and peer through a hole.
  7. >You stop.
  8. >Inside you see a beautiful unicorn fluffy.
  9. >She has purple fluff with a red mane.
  10. >That is who you shall dine on tonight!
  11. >You start to go toward her.
  12. >You hoofie gets wrapped up in your cape and you trip rolling forward.
  13. >The cape gets wrapped around your head and you stagger trying to get it off babbling angrily.
  14. >You walk head long into the side of the building almost knocking yourself out.
  15. >You shake your head letting the cape fall back.
  16. >You stand up whining and rubbing your nose as your cape flitters to your back.
  17. >You are about to give the wall sorries but you remember the beautiful unicorn fluffy.
  18. >You turn back to the hole and truddle toward it.
  19. >You look in and see her in the middle of a large aea.
  20. >Now you will take her!
  21. >You slink into the building and start to tip toe to where she is.
  22. >You get closer and closer.
  23. >You can see her neck.
  24. >Your mouth waters as you get closer.
  25. >She turns and looks at you.
  26. >You don’t care, you are too close now.
  27. >She starts talking, ”Why am swave out-?”
  28. >You gaze at her putting her under your spell.
  29. >Your vampiric hypnosis has her under your control!
  30. >You are finally next to her.
  31. >You are about to lunge for her neck when you feel a hoof step on your tail.
  32. >”Why yoo cwose to Pwinsess swave!?”
  33. >You turn and bare your fangs at this interloper.
  34. >He is a dark red unicorn fluffy with a red mane and eyes.
  35. >He I swearing a wedding ring on his horn.
  36. >You get ready to jump at this impudent fluffy!
  37. >He will learn that you are the most feared-!
  38. *shhhk*
  39. >This new dark red fluffy just buried his horn deep in your chest!
  40. >You slump to the ground as the maroon colored unicorn pulls his horn out of your chest.
  41. >He looks at the beautiful unicorn fluffy.
  42. >”Dummy earthie hewt Pwincess?”
  43. >She shakes her head getting out of the trance.
  44. >She looks at the red unicorn, “Daddeh!”
  45. >She runs up an hugs him.
  46. >”Am sweepie time. Pwincess nee come for beddie time.”
  47. >Your immortal body repairs itself.
  48. >You stagger back to your feet.
  49. >You babble angrily and start to truddle after your prey.
  50. >The dark red unicorn stops and turns around.
  51. >”Mawoon taught he gif yoo wongest sweepies aweady.”
  52. >You gaze at him with your hypnotic eyes and start to put him in a tranc-
  53. *shhhk*
  54. >He stabbed you again!
  55. >It takes a minute for your body to regenerate.
  56. >You get up and start to run after the beautiful unicorn again.
  57. >The dark red unicorn turns around seeing you again.
  58. >He stomps angrily, “Dum dum earthies nuu know when dey have wongest sweepies!”
  59. >He points at you, “Ash howns gif dat dum dum earthie wongest sweepies noa!”
  60. >You keep walking toward your prize.
  61. >You don’t know what an ash horn is and don’t care.
  62. >You are the most fearsome-
  63. >”FO DE HEWD!”
  64. >You look to your side seeing a wave of unicorn fluffies all with ash rubbed on their horns.
  65. >Before you can react they plow into you stomping and stabbing you with their horns.
  66. >You yell in agony as they merciless beat your little body.
  67. >You frantically turn into a bat a flutter up away from these meanie fluffies.
  68. >The dark red unicorn scoffs when he sees you fly up.
  69. >”Dat why earhties am so dum dum! Dey nuu even know dey nuu wingie fwuffies!”
  70. >”Gif dat earthie wostest owwies and bwing Mawoon his head!”
  71. >The fluffies with ash spread on their horns clamber under you yelling meanies things at you.
  72. >You flutter off to a safe spot away from them and change back.
  73. >You are sore and beat up but you are safe.
  74. >”Dose am pwetty teef… wan pway wif pwetty teef..”
  75. >A fluffy steps from the shadows.
  76. >It is a green unicorn fluffy with a bluish mane.
  77. >The right side of his face is scarred.
  78. >His grin even sends chills down your spine.
  79. >”Dum dum have stwange pointy teefies… Stompy wan dem to pway wif!”
  80. >You get ready to face off with this fluffy.
  81. >You flash your fangs knowing he will-
  82. >”STOMP!”
  83. >He raises a hoof and slams it down on your head knocking you down.
  84. >Before you can move he is over your stepping viciously on your body.
  85. >”Stompy stomp! Wan see earthie boo boo juice!”
  86. >”STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!”
  87. >Your body is wracked with pain on each impact of this murderous fluffies stomps.
  88. >You feel bones crack and shift as he steps on your back, ribs, head, beally and hips.
  89. >Your body starts to regenerate keeping you alive.
  90. >The green unicorn laughs.
  91. >>”Stompy fin something even betteh den teefies! Stompy fin earthie Stompy am stomp foeveh!”
  92. >He keep stomping, and stomping, and stomping, and… singing?
  93. >”Dese hoofs am made fo stompin’!”
  94. >You can’t take it any more!
  95. >You change into a mist to escape.
  96. >He stares at you in awe as you start to float away.
  97. >”Stompy stomp so much dat dum dum earthie body go bye bye…”
  98. >He gets an excited look in his eyes, “Yay!”
  99. >Is he dancing!?
  100. >You can’t believe the audacity of this meanie fluffy.
  101. >You float up and change back into your regular form shaking your hoof and babbling angrily at the green unicorn.
  102. >You forgot you can’t fly in this form.
  103. >You start falling and let out a continuous yell as you plummet to the ground.
  104. >Where you land with a thud.
  105. >In the middle of the ash horns.
  106. >”FO DE HEWD!”
  107. >They close in on you and start to stomp and kick you.
  108. >You try to crawl away and feel a tug at your neck.
  109. >”Not dis time dum earthie!”
  110. >You glance behind you and the dark red unicorn has stuck his horn through your cape pining it to the ground.
  111. >The ash horns stomp and kick you relentlessly.
  112. >You scream in pain as they bite your ears and tail dragging you around the floor.
  113. >You finally turn into a mist and float away finding the hole and exiting the building.
  114. >You hear the dark red unicorn yell after you, ”Fin’ dat earthie! Mawoon wan dat head!”
  115. >You finally get away and change back.
  116. >You wonder off sore and whining not feeding again another night.
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