Sturr Wurrs conversation

Lion - Yesterday at 8:07 PM
How be, the most Ultra of Fennecs?

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:10 PM
Oh, I'm here, being me celebrating my newly-minted summer break. You?

Lion - Yesterday at 8:10 PM
Woo! Congrats! Mint the hell out of it!
Just waking up, chilling. Lazy day today, work isn't till late

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:19 PM
w00t
Get some fun in, do what all the professional authors do: engage in a secret sideline in erotic fiction writing. Copy and paste from other novels until it reads smuttily enough!

Lion - Yesterday at 8:20 PM
HAHAHA
The lewdest od the lewd

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:20 PM
Well that was SUPPOSED to go to someone else but y'know, whatever.

Lion - Yesterday at 8:20 PM
That's all good. :)
And of course all authors do that! Smut sells! ;p

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:22 PM
Better than any other genre but epic fantasy!

Lion - Yesterday at 8:22 PM
Yeah but that's just word lifting. Swords is a..multi meaning word! :p
Jk. Epic fantasy does kick butt

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:35 PM
Clearly what I need is an epic smut fantasy and then I will have all the money.

Lion - Yesterday at 8:35 PM
Lord od the Ring-Destroyers

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:38 PM
hahaha
Be the next Chuck Tingle

Lion - Yesterday at 8:41 PM
The dirtiest of fantasy

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:43 PM
Full of bad cliches and the cheesiest of limburger lines.
aka just a smutty version of the awful lines I already write! x3

Lion - Yesterday at 8:44 PM
There ya go!
:D

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:45 PM
"Is that a spanner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Lion - Yesterday at 8:46 PM
"Can't it be both?"
:p

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:46 PM
x3
SILLY

Lion - Yesterday at 8:46 PM
Best comeback to that line heheh
"Yes and yes!"

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:47 PM
"I've got some parts that need lubricating, wanna help? It'll be educational!"

Lion - Yesterday at 8:48 PM
HAHAHA
"But it's more fun with friction...hearing the wail..." ;p

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:54 PM
okay I think he would win with that one

Lion - Yesterday at 8:55 PM
Hahaha yeah it's hard to go anywhere from that
Not without a limp anyway

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 8:58 PM
ooh oooh

"You like friction huh?" Then she grabs his junk. :P

That's about the only place you can go lol

Lion - Yesterday at 8:58 PM
Yeah pretty much from there its awkward laughter or closet time basicslly
And a hand to the, ah, flight stick prolly narrows options down further than that. :p

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:03 PM
Silly laughter is nice too though. ^^

Lion - Yesterday at 9:04 PM
Indeed! its not all teases and closet rocking. Dat humour

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:04 PM
"You like friction so much, why..." hands him a sander "Help me with that friction so we can fix your dang bomber."

Lion - Yesterday at 9:04 PM
Though ah...you still got a grip there. Am I meant to cough now, doc?
PFFT
"Of course. C'mere baby I'm gonna smooth you out...that's it you just ease back..." :p
"Yes I know you're a several tonne bomber and you can't talk back but it'll be our secret."

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:06 PM
That's his secret talent
Everything he says is just sensual but he doesn't even realize it.

Lion - Yesterday at 9:10 PM
Hahaha just poor word choices like that
"Your nacelles haven't changed since we met!"
"..no i mean they're worn out and burned. You can see engine wash scorching"

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:14 PM
LOLOL
People misinterpreting him all the time

Lion - Yesterday at 9:17 PM
"Sayar you dirty asshole shut up" "what I just said she looked hot! How else do you cool down, you can't in those jumpsuits!"

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:17 PM
LOL it's funny because she does have that favorite leather jacket
Doesn't breathe at all.

Lion - Yesterday at 9:18 PM
"And I have night patrol, so that's why I told her to come over to my bunk!"

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:18 PM
haha I can totally imagine an actual flip-out if he said she was hot for real. :stuck_out_tongue:

Lion - Yesterday at 9:18 PM
CUE MELTDOWN
Then again I bet he would.
Not wrong!

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:19 PM
"Seven you just can't turn the camera mugging off, can you? There isn't even a camera here but you're acting like there is."
What do you mean not wrong? She's just a regular Bothan, nothing special. >.>

Lion - Yesterday at 9:21 PM
As in, not wrong. Doesn't need to be special. :p
Keep in mind most women Sayar has met thus far have either been race girls (so actively selected for looks) or people dressing up to the nines (agents, or race goers schmoozing)
Average to him isn't average. :p

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:25 PM
hahaha
She's just a small town girl living in a lonely world, after all.

Lion - Yesterday at 9:29 PM
Small pirate town at that !
But yeah!
Between that rarity of normal, and Sayar's stay on Kessel kinda opening his eyes to mortality and regret...yeh, he views Kam as the exceptional type, and would prolly say as much with some confidence under him. :p

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:32 PM
awwwwwww
and not even because she has special powers, what a guy
She's gonna end up walking into walls and stuff being distracted daydreaming soon. :stuck_out_tongue:

Lion - Yesterday at 9:34 PM
Hehehehe that's adorable
Cloud nine Bothan practically floating
Soon to be literally floating
FORCE SWOON

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:35 PM
I spent xp last session to get the force leaping thing going haha

Lion - Yesterday at 9:35 PM
Niice
first jump, the the world!
*then

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:35 PM
But yeah it'll be a silly thing full of cheesy classical meet, fall in love, do the family thing fantasies and then she'll wake up to reality and siiiiiiiiiigh

Lion - Yesterday at 9:35 PM
Hahaha the "meet the family" might be fun

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:36 PM
And then remember what having a family takes and blush all over again

Lion - Yesterday at 9:36 PM
"Yours?" "Uhm..find a way to land us on Kothlis without the Empire seeing and sure"
Hahaha back to closet time

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:37 PM
Nah that's more like the other mechanics in mess realizing she woke up and what she was thinking of, much ribbing going around and giggling.
And pffffff I'm sure we can figure out something, it's a whole planet after all.
Gotta be some way to evade landing ports or disguise Sayar. :stuck_out_tongue:
Since uh...meeting Kam's family would be really weird for her given hasn't seen them since she was four.
Are Sayar's family excitable or are they the disbelieving or deadpan kind?

Lion - Yesterday at 9:43 PM
Excitable. They haven't seeb him in a few years as is, but to see he's with someone? They'd go full hospitality mode
Like, instant member of the family deal

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:46 PM
Lawdy they just makin' assumptions out there ain't they? x3

Lion - Yesterday at 9:46 PM
YUP
Sayar's folks are very welcoming like that, but there would totally be a "you brought a girl home? So uh...that serious hey?

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:47 PM
Yeah wait 'til people find out who she really is, LOL. Nothing special, just daughter of an industry magnate AND a fancy pants knight, no biggie.

Lion - Yesterday at 9:48 PM
They'd prolly fawn over her as much if not more as him. "Is he being nice to you? You can tell me if not and you can bet we will straighten him out!"
"Ma..."
No big :p

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 9:49 PM
pfffhahaha time to pull out that deception skill "Oh he's very nice to me." broad wink

Lion - Yesterday at 9:56 PM
HAHAHA
"That so? Well he'd better have made sure to be. I renember your father used to..."
"Ma!"
Sayar crumpling LOL
His dad just "What? Not wrong..."

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 10:07 PM
Hahahaha omg
TMI parents? X3

Lion - Yesterday at 10:07 PM
Little bit. :p
They might just be excited Sayar met someone at all; he never dated as a kid so....it's big for them
Evwn if he hadn't been gone years? They'd be like thay
*that

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 10:20 PM
Awww
Kam would be nervous enough as it is. And jealous. And maybe a little extra playful to embarrass racer boy.

Lion - Yesterday at 10:20 PM
Aww. Dat jealousy. Have been there before though, RL, know the feel!
But that'd be a laugh. Poor Kam. Best way to alleviate, toy!
"Don't worry Mrs. Kal'ir I'll keep him in linemm." :p
*line..

UltraFennec - Yesterday at 10:30 PM
T-t-toys what do you take her for?

Lion - Yesterday at 10:31 PM
Er as in, toy with