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- >You sit at your type writer
- >You can't think of anything
- >This damn writers block has been plaguing you for what seems like forever
- >You recently decided to write about your time on earth. If you're going to die here, you're going to leave your mark.
- >Well, you kind of already did, since your the first human ever on Equestria, but you want to have a little part of you live on after you're gone
- >But try as you might, you have nothing about humans to write about
- >At least Rainbro Dash has been keeping you company while you try to write
- >You decide to take a walk for a while and clear your head
- >You leave the house
- >Getting fresh air feels like just the thing you need
- >You lay in a field, just taking in the experience
- >You fall asleep
- >You wake up hours later
- >It's night
- >You begin the walk back home
- >It's almost unnaturally dark tonight
- Fucking Luna
- >It's Luna who handles these things, right?
- >As you walk, you feel like someone is watching you
- >You hope it's Fluttershy
- >Or worse, Applejack
- >You come up to the house
- >Suddenly, you hear a scream
- >It's Rainbro Dash
- >You burst into your house, you gotta save your bro
- >Darkness, EVERYWHERE
- >Can't see a fucking thing
- >Walk into ALL the walls
- >Eventually pass out from bashing into things so multiple times
- >You suck
- >You wake up in the woods
- >How did you get here?
- >Is your bro ok?
- >You get up, and start walking back
- >Oh look, manuscript pages
- "And then, the giant purple possessed dildo came out of the sky and rammed into Ano-
- >Giant purple dildo out of nowhere
- >Ponies everywhere
- >The surround you
- >They are very dark
- >Almost...like shadows
- >OMFGRUNYOULITTLEFOOL
- >You grab the dildo, and start running through the woods
- >You slam ponies with the dildo, but it does nothing!
- >You see a light in the distance
- >You run towards it
- >You throw the dildo behind you, tripping the ponies
- >You jump
- >The light is a fire
- >You fall right next to it
- >The ponies stay away from the light
- >You pull out a flaming piece of wood
- >You run
- >The ponies chase you, but stop when you move the flames near them
- >Eventually, you decide to climb a tree
- >You through the stick on the ground, and climb the tree
- >You sleep in the tree tonight
- >You wake up
- >But it's not morning
- >You wake up because you are being taken away by a shadow pegasus pony
- >It flies you above the fire, and drops you
- >You fall into the fire
- >You're on fire
- >youdon'tsay.jpg
- >You run out of the fire, on fire, burning because you're on fire
- >You grab one of the shadow ponies
- >The darkness around it is destroyed
- >It then burns alive with you
- >So that's how you defeat them
- >You pass out
- >You've been passing out a lot haven't
- >You wake up
- >Naked
- >Fluttershy is on your burned ass cock
- GET OFF OF THAT, FLUTTERSHY! THAT'S NOT FOR YOU!
- >You try to get up, but your body hurts to much
- >Fluttershy gets off your cock
- >"I'm sorry Anon, but I'm your number one fan"
- Well that may be, but this is no time for cock sucking. I need to save Rainbro dash.
- >"IT'S ALWAYS RAINBOW DASH WITH YOU! WHY DO YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH! WHY IS SHE YOUR MUSE, WHY AM I NOT YOUR MUSE!?!?!?!?"
- Fluttershy, what the fuck?
- >"oh...I'm sorry"
- It's ok Fluttershy, but tell me, have you seen Rainbro Dash?
- >"Not since that horrifying darkness filled your house"
- You were at my house?
- >Fluttershy runs away
- >You're in your house
- >You look at yourself in the mirror
- >You're hideous
- >You can't save Rainbro Dash looking like this
- >But you can't fix your skin
- >Maybe if you had some good clothes, that would make up for your skin
- >You head to Carousel Boutique
- >Rarity is waiting for you
- >"Oh hello, darling. How is that book coming along?"
- It's fine I suppose. Listen, can you get me some new clothes, I need to look good.
- >"But you already look wonderful, dear."
- My skin is burned to hell
- >"Um...yeah...that is terrible...that's disgusting...not a turn on at all."
- >She leaves the room
- >An hour later she comes back
- >It's a thong
- >It will have to do
- >Take off everything
- >Put on thong
- >It's wonderful
- >You cry
- >You leave
- >"Wait! Don't you want to see what it looks like in the bedroom?"
- NO
- To be continued
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