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Z-nogyroP

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May 4th, 2016
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  1. "Okay, I, look. You can drink his tears if you want to, but don't do it by playing the game, okay?" -Z-nogyroP, 2016
  2.  
  3. "Well, you see, a cat is bad if it has seven eyes and none of them are on its face." -Z-nogyroP, 2016
  4.  
  5. "I hope whoever manufactures shields in the realm of Dark Souls doesn't manufacture condoms, because they don't do their job!" -Revenant, 2016
  6.  
  7. "And you'll be just like 'we did it. we can go home now. Our families haven't seen us in three years.'" -Bug, 2016
  8.  
  9. "Shit, I'd hate being on fire, too." -Bug, 2016
  10.  
  11. "You guys like to get shitfaced really fast." -Bug, 2016
  12.  
  13. "No, I'm shaming you with my tongue." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  14.  
  15. "You really need to know what an orgasm sounds like, you know this, right?" -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  16.  
  17. "And I am 100% convinced that Dusty is having sex with himself now." -The Starf is a Lie, 2016
  18.  
  19. "Because, for whatever reason, alcohol and Greek just... they're real pals." -Revenant, 2016
  20.  
  21. "Yeah, but that's because Northern Florida is basically, like. Humping Alabama and Georgia, so." -Revenant, 2016
  22.  
  23. "That is the 'I've done something to Snowdrop' laugh again. What have you done to this poor child this time?" -Bug, 2016
  24.  
  25. "Eating the rock is a terrible idea. Just throwing that out there." -Clarbart, 2016
  26.  
  27. "Yes. I am multiple audiophiles. Haven't you noticed this, Jim?" -CunningClaymore, 2016
  28.  
  29. "I use stabilizers because my hands are full of anxiety and I can't draw." -Z-nogyroP, 2016
  30.  
  31. "burning sheep horse, just like... eehhhh. Not sure how I feel about it." -Z-nogyroP, 2016
  32.  
  33. "Yeah, the scorching anger horse has sated my desires for now." -Z-nogyroP, 2016
  34.  
  35. "You should see my toes. I am taking a picture of my toes for you." -ItsKinkajou, 2016
  36.  
  37. "It's like, I don't mind being related to a corpse, but..." -Bug, 2016
  38.  
  39. "I'm only half paying attention right now because I'm trying to kill somebody." -Rhyder, 2016
  40.  
  41. "That's right, go into the light, asshole." -Rhyder, 2016
  42.  
  43. "Shit, I was just looking at it, like, 'man, imagine if you were baked.' Explains the difference between us." -Bug, 2016
  44.  
  45. "He's making shitty winter in discord, and that's his victory. It's kind of a sad victory, really." -Rhyder, 2016
  46.  
  47. "I was more worried about the eggplant being a penis euphemism, but." -Bug, 2016
  48.  
  49. "Let's not apologize with lasers, for the LOVE of GOD." -Bug, 2016
  50.  
  51. "We have almost 120 collaboration points. I know how to fix that!" -MacEnhizer, 2016
  52.  
  53. "Well, normally when you see a big-ass spider, you don't stick around long enough to look at its ass." -Bug, 2016
  54.  
  55. "You're making this a lot more homosexual than it needs to be right now" -CunningClaymore, 2016
  56.  
  57. "Like, shit, I'd study hard if someone threatened me with a super soaker full of cat pee." -Bug, 2016
  58.  
  59. "And yet, I am still very secure in my heterosexuality." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  60.  
  61. "Okay, so this is really making me look like a fucking man-whore." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  62.  
  63. "What the hell is this MLG-looking bullshit!?" -Bug, 2016
  64.  
  65. "He's the one who's getting off from fire." -CunningClaymore, 2016
  66.  
  67. "It looks like a lemon and an octupus did, uh... made, uh... real mad love." -Brendan Farenite, 2016
  68.  
  69. "Jim, I don't think you should try to be mean, because you're scary when you try to be. I mean, you're scary anyways, so." -Rhyder, 2016
  70.  
  71. "At least in my opinion. Which as we all know, is always correct." -Manic, 2016
  72.  
  73. "It's like I was saying yesterday: the more you say no, the further we go." -Tomi Lang, 2016
  74.  
  75. "So I go, 'I might as well do it, since the rest of the team is lazy as shit.'" -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  76.  
  77. "Like, did you not get the implied 'I do not like you. Do not come near me.'?" -Agent Nein, 2016
  78.  
  79. "I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK. Like, I know it's pretty small, but I will find a way to punch it." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  80.  
  81. "I like Drayano, I think it's mostly Stockholm Syndrome at this point..." -Shiny Dustox, 2016
  82.  
  83. "Why is there an eggplant under 'frequently used'? I don't understand. Actually, no, I don't want to understand." -Agent Nein, 2016
  84.  
  85. "I think I can always poison him in later dungeons. There are a lot of dungeons." -Agent Nein, 2016
  86.  
  87. "Clay should choose the way that is most edgy." -R4v3rguy, 2016
  88.  
  89. "What? boobs make good shelves!" DaKinkles 2016
  90.  
  91. "I think it's pronounced Ass-A-Rune or something." Cupcake, 2016
  92.  
  93. "Okay, pants back on." - Prince Bug, Mr. Fabulous - 2016
  94.  
  95. "You guys are bad for my health" -Bug, 2016
  96.  
  97. "The spread of fairness continues! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" -Jimcloud, 2016
  98.  
  99. "That's a lot of dick" -Dustox, 2016
  100.  
  101. "I am not a cute girl, Clay is a cute girl. There is a distinct difference!" - CunningClaymore 2016
  102.  
  103. "Oh, you are going to do the ass raping. That is preferable." - CunningClaymore 2016
  104.  
  105. "Z went to sleep, I'm not even tormenting him!" -Jimcloud, 2016
  106.  
  107. "Murderously constipated. Cause apparently thats a thing now." -Catas123 2016
  108.  
  109. "You can touch me anytime, baby" - Claymore, 2016
  110.  
  111. "The world would implode without Solar Zero's d-" Rhyder, 2016
  112.  
  113. "I go to the moon and get pounded by space raptors all the damn time" - Claymore, 2016
  114.  
  115. "My butthole is fairly sacred" - Claymore, 2016
  116.  
  117. "I always wanted to be a gay T-Rex" - Claymore, 2016
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