Owd Diwty Bastawd (Short)

>Need a new fluffy pony, the last one got pregnant and then fluffsploded in panic during a bath
>Foals fall out, everypony dies
>You head to the shelter and pick out a small snow-white unicorn colt
>You take your pony home and wash him up, pinching his nose and mouth closed as you clean his face
>He hates it, but he'd hate drowning more
>You set down a bowl of spaghetti to celebrate your new pet
>He is overjoyed
>After eating, you put on some Wu-Tang clan and roughhouse with your fluffy in the backyard
>He loves to dig in the dirt with his horn and hooves and get muddy while you relax to your music
>Your fluffy needs a name
>You love Wu-Tang, your fluffy loves dirt, so
>Old Dirty Bastard
>Fluffy repeats after you, "Owd Diwty Bastawd!" then giggles at his own name
>You get along great, soon the fluffy is housebroken and doesn't even need his nose pinched anymore during baths
>He also takes to your favorite music quite well and starts to pick up words from it
>He'll greet you in the mornings with "Hewwo niggaw!" which makes you laugh like crazy
>Your friends think it's hilarious
>They're all jealous of your awesome new fluffy and want to hang out all the time
>One day in summer you leave the window open too wide when you leave for work and ODB gets out
>He wanders the streets for a while, calling for you
>He sees three black guys hanging around a corner store
>Snow-white pony walks up to them, smiling
>"Hewwo niggaw!"