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  1. [12:11] * proteanChernobyl [PC] began trolling bounceBack [BB]
  2. [12:11] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Hello.
  3. [12:11] <BounceBack> BB: hey man what's up
  4. [12:11] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Not verY much. Yourself?
  5. [12:13] <BounceBack> BB: oh i'm good just dealing with the after math of a bad fall
  6. [12:13] <BounceBack> BB: btw
  7. [12:13] <BounceBack> BB: how'd you get my handle
  8. [12:14] <proteanChernobyl> PC: I'm not entirelY sure.
  9. [12:14] <proteanChernobyl> PC: But nonetheless, You are on mY list of acQuaintances.
  10. [12:15] <BounceBack> BB: oh neat, who are ya tho
  11. [12:15] <proteanChernobyl> PC: MY name is Hivern. And You?
  12. [12:16] <BounceBack> BB: Andrew
  13. [12:16] <BounceBack> BB: got a ghost haunting you?
  14. [12:16] <BounceBack> BB: sorry dumb question amirite
  15. [12:16] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Excuse me?
  16. [12:17] <BounceBack> BB: well idk why you have me as a contact but i'm guessing you have something others can't see
  17. [12:17] <BounceBack> BB: a secret you must keep
  18. [12:18] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Ah. I see.
  19. [12:18] <proteanChernobyl> PC: A friend.
  20. [12:18] <BounceBack> BB: yeah my secrets a good friend
  21. [12:18] <BounceBack> BB: saved my life many times
  22. [12:19] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Does it now?
  23. [12:19] <proteanChernobyl> PC: That's interestinG.
  24. [12:19] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Mine is less... accomodatinG.
  25. [12:20] <BounceBack> BB: oh shit you do have one
  26. [12:20] <BounceBack> BB: i didn't think that'd work
  27. [12:20] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Indeed.
  28. [12:21] <proteanChernobyl> PC: It's Quite fascinatinG how our tYPe of PeoPle seems to find each other.
  29. [12:21] <BounceBack> BB: okay, i'm trying to understand them more, and that's just the kinda thing i'd like to know why
  30. [12:21] <BounceBack> BB: so a little exchange of info on eachother's
  31. [12:22] <proteanChernobyl> PC: That seems amenable.
  32. [12:22] <BounceBack> BB: okay i'll go first since it was my idea
  33. [12:23] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Please do.
  34. [12:25] <BounceBack> BB: i've called mine Fall Out Boy, he's a small guy about 3 and a half foot, he can be about 10 meters away from me.
  35. [12:25] <BounceBack> BB: he's stretchy/rubbery/gummy and can absorb shocks and release them later
  36. [12:25] <BounceBack> BB: and he's not much of a talker but he's a bro
  37. [12:26] <proteanChernobyl> PC: I see. Mine is called RePo, or occasionallY Genetic OPera.
  38. [12:26] <BounceBack> BB: and your's
  39. [12:27] <proteanChernobyl> PC: It is a Parasite.
  40. [12:27] <proteanChernobyl> PC: It allows me to imProve mYself throuGh sPecialized traininG.
  41. [12:28] <BounceBack> BB: training?
  42. [12:28] <proteanChernobyl> PC: That's riGht.
  43. [12:28] <proteanChernobyl> PC: PhYsicallY, mentallY, and occasionallY sociallY.
  44. [12:29] <BounceBack> BB: how's it work?
  45. [12:30] <proteanChernobyl> PC: How aware are You of the theorY of a million chimPs at a million keYboards?
  46. [12:30] <BounceBack> BB: yeah, extreme trial and error
  47. [12:30] <BounceBack> BB: so what?
  48. [12:30] <proteanChernobyl> PC: PreciselY that.
  49. [12:31] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Trial and error. EnouGh attemPts and I can succeed at anYthinG. It simPlY takes time to adaPt to it.
  50. [12:31] <BounceBack> BB: wait, like natural selection?
  51. [12:31] <proteanChernobyl> PC: ExactlY.
  52. [12:32] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Evolution on a microcosmic scale.
  53. [12:32] <BounceBack> BB: so making the strongest you?
  54. [12:32] <proteanChernobyl> PC: For a Given task, Yes.
  55. [12:33] <proteanChernobyl> PC: I adaPt, I imProve, and I eventuallY succeed, no matter what.
  56. [12:33] <BounceBack> BB: but there's only one you?
  57. [12:34] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Of course not. What if I were to reach an evolutionarY dead end? There are several of me to advance down nature's course.
  58. [12:34] <proteanChernobyl> PC: It is Genetic OPera's waY.
  59. [12:35] <BounceBack> BB: YOUR'S CLONES YOU
  60. [12:35] <proteanChernobyl> PC: ...
  61. [12:35] <proteanChernobyl> PC: It's a bit more... nuanced, but Yes. Close enouGh.
  62. [12:36] <BounceBack> BB: but that would mean these things can, what can't they do
  63. [12:36] <BounceBack> BB: okay what about GO's range and speed
  64. [12:36] <BounceBack> BB: i wanna compare other differences
  65. [12:37] <proteanChernobyl> PC: It's... fast, I suPPose?
  66. [12:37] <proteanChernobyl> PC: ComPared to some others it has been faster.
  67. [12:37] <proteanChernobyl> PC: I wouldn't know obJectivelY, however.
  68. [12:38] <BounceBack> BB: you called it a parasite right, what's it look like
  69. [12:38] <proteanChernobyl> PC: A Parasite.
  70. [12:38] <proteanChernobyl> PC: It latches onto mY back and feeds.
  71. [12:39] <proteanChernobyl> PC: ImaGine a sluG.
  72. [12:39] <proteanChernobyl> PC: With teeth.
  73. [12:39] <BounceBack> BB: oh god idk if i'ma be sick from that image or that fall from before
  74. [12:40] <proteanChernobyl> PC: It becomes easY to live with.
  75. [12:40] <proteanChernobyl> PC: What exactlY was the storY with this fall, aGain?
  76. [12:41] <BounceBack> earlier today i used him to get back to my place like a slingshot,
  77. [12:41] <BounceBack> BB: i then used him again to get from my place to another place
  78. [12:41] <BounceBack> BB: wasn't as effective
  79. [12:41] <BounceBack> BB: i fucked up and i'm bruised to shit
  80. [12:42] <proteanChernobyl> PC: I see. But You survived, which is siGnificant.
  81. [12:42] <BounceBack> BB: yeah, i guess
  82. [12:42] <BounceBack> BB: wait
  83. [12:43] <BounceBack> BB: are you killing your own clones
  84. [12:43] <proteanChernobyl> PC: I'm sorrY?
  85. [12:43] <BounceBack> BB: you were talking about natural selection and the better you
  86. [12:44] <BounceBack> BB: so are you fighting yourselves to get see the strongest
  87. [12:44] <proteanChernobyl> PC: No, not fiGhtinG. TYPicallY, at least.
  88. [12:45] <BounceBack> BB: but which is the real you tho
  89. [12:45] <proteanChernobyl> PC: I am.
  90. [12:45] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Until I'm not.
  91. [12:45] <proteanChernobyl> PC: And bY that Point, I don't deserve to be.
  92. [12:45] <BounceBack> BB: but then how can there be more if the original is dead
  93. [12:46] <proteanChernobyl> PC: I'm not sure I understand.
  94. [12:46] <proteanChernobyl> PC: You're PlacinG more siGnificance than there is on the "OriGinal".
  95. [12:47] <BounceBack> BB: so GO moves from host to host
  96. [12:47] <proteanChernobyl> PC: NaturallY.
  97. [12:49] <proteanChernobyl> PC: What Parasite would live in a dead host?
  98. [12:49] <BounceBack> BB: god i think i need to lay down
  99. [12:49] <BounceBack> BB: didn't know my first encounter with another human like me would be like this
  100. [12:50] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Your first?
  101. [12:50] <BounceBack> BB: yeah, i was thinking i was the only one for so long
  102. [12:50] <BounceBack> BB: but that didn't make sense
  103. [12:51] <BounceBack> BB: so i've been searching on the side
  104. [12:51] <proteanChernobyl> PC: InterestinG. And Your first meetinG came about comPletelY on its own, reGardless of Your search.
  105. [12:52] <proteanChernobyl> PC: A tad discouraGinG, I imaGine.
  106. [12:53] <BounceBack> BB: yeah but it just goes to show that i don't need so much effort
  107. [12:53] <BounceBack> BB: especially when injured
  108. [12:55] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Indeed. PerhaPs You would be better off recoverinG.
  109. [12:55] <BounceBack> BB: yeah thanks man
  110. [12:56] <BounceBack> BB: it was a weird meeting but i hope to talk again about our "secrets"
  111. [12:56] <BounceBack> BB: Hivern right?
  112. [12:56] <proteanChernobyl> PC: Indeed, Andrew.
  113. [12:56] <BounceBack> BB: later
  114. [12:57] <proteanChernobyl> PC: GoodbYe.
  115. [12:57] * proteanChernobyl [PC] ceased trolling bounceBack [BB]
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