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  1. [22:59:29] #p2‽: https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7uu-768847986
  2. [22:59:30] #p2‽: dodmen lax
  3. [22:59:43] @LAX: why am i in his name
  4. #ceraa joined
  5. [23:00:00] @LAX: wait what the fuck is his team
  6. [23:00:01] @LAX: lmao
  7. [23:00:10] +xNibba: lead umbreon
  8. [23:00:14] +xNibba: foul play rapes him
  9. [23:00:17] #ceraa: bro didnt we play htis giy
  10. [23:00:19] #ceraa: last round
  11. [23:00:20] #ceraa: whos team is this
  12. [23:00:21] #p2‽: no
  13. +wyn joined
  14. [23:00:29] #ceraa: like whos on it
  15. [23:00:33] #p2‽: this is like
  16. [23:00:35] #p2‽: hamhamhamham
  17. [23:00:37] #p2‽: + people
  18. [23:00:46] #ceraa: which team did we play last time
  19. [23:00:51] #ceraa: are we ghosting here or discord
  20. [23:00:52] #p2‽: some dutch guy
  21. [23:00:52] +xNibba: randoms
  22. [23:00:54] +xNibba: and here
  23. [23:00:57] #p2‽: do we discord
  24. [23:00:57] #p2‽: ok
  25. [23:01:06] +xNibba: what is taking them so long
  26. [23:01:11] #p2‽: god
  27. [23:01:13] #p2‽: whys meeps not here
  28. @cb jose altuve joined
  29. [23:02:02] +xNibba: foul playtwice
  30. [23:02:03] #p2‽: ok
  31. [23:02:04] +xNibba: don't tect
  32. [23:02:09] @LAX: w
  33. +wyn left
  34. [23:02:28] +xNibba: my god
  35. [23:02:32] +xNibba: what takes him so long to click stealth rock
  36. [23:02:45] #p2‽: watch this be some meme set
  37. [23:02:52] #p2‽: like scarf
  38. [23:02:55] @LAX: i hope he z dazzling gleams our ass
  39. [23:03:01] #p2‽: lmao
  40. [23:03:01] +xNibba: oh my god
  41. [23:03:02] @LAX: o
  42. [23:03:02] #p2‽: i told you
  43. [23:03:02] +xNibba: is that band
  44. [23:03:03] @LAX: hes banded
  45. [23:03:03] +xNibba: LMAO
  46. [23:03:04] #p2‽: meme set
  47. [23:03:05] @LAX: so rocks empoleon
  48. [23:03:06] @LAX: ok
  49. [23:03:13] @LAX: he has no switch ins to fp
  50. [23:03:15] +xNibba: rocks empoleon
  51. [23:03:15] @LAX: unironically
  52. [23:03:15] +xNibba: is
  53. [23:03:17] +xNibba: fuck
  54. [23:03:27] @LAX: dude
  55. [23:03:29] @LAX: quag 6-0s
  56. [23:03:30] @LAX: LMAO
  57. [23:03:33] +xNibba: it does
  58. [23:03:33] #p2‽: l
  59. [23:03:34] +xNibba: jesus
  60. +wyn joined
  61. [23:03:36] #ceraa: l
  62. [23:03:36] #ceraa: god
  63. [23:03:37] #p2‽: god
  64. [23:03:37] @LAX: he has no special attackers outside of fucking empoleon
  65. [23:03:38] @LAX: nice
  66. [23:03:40] #ceraa: no quag answers
  67. [23:03:46] @LAX: what if its
  68. [23:03:47] @LAX: grass knot emp
  69. [23:03:48] #p2‽: why the fuck
  70. [23:03:50] #p2‽: does meme stall
  71. [23:03:52] #p2‽: actually work
  72. [23:03:53] #p2‽: in this
  73. [23:03:54] +xNibba: oh my god
  74. [23:03:57] #p2‽: cocky helmet
  75. [23:03:57] +xNibba: he's fucking defensive
  76. [23:03:58] +xNibba: L
  77. [23:03:58] @LAX: tect
  78. [23:04:00] #p2‽: this is gonna be toxic
  79. [23:04:01] @LAX: then calc how much blitz does
  80. [23:04:03] +xNibba: just tect
  81. [23:04:04] #p2‽: but ill tect
  82. [23:04:19] cb jose altuve:(Private to p2‽) drumpf
  83. [23:04:40] #p2‽: g
  84. [23:04:42] +xNibba: again
  85. [23:04:43] @LAX: ok
  86. [23:04:49] @LAX: he also cant kill moltres
  87. [23:04:50] @LAX: lo
  88. [23:04:56] +xNibba: idk i mean
  89. [23:04:59] +xNibba: we can't rly kill emp
  90. [23:04:59] #p2‽: l
  91. [23:05:01] +xNibba: if it's lefties
  92. [23:05:02] @LAX: yea
  93. [23:05:04] #p2‽: oh my god
  94. [23:05:06] #p2‽: does nothing have
  95. [23:05:06] +xNibba: just go molt
  96. [23:05:06] #p2‽: knock
  97. [23:05:09] +xNibba: glig does
  98. [23:05:11] @LAX: regi here then
  99. [23:05:13] #p2‽: thats fine
  100. [23:05:15] @LAX: better than having emp in
  101. [23:05:16] @LAX: for free
  102. [23:05:17] +xNibba: ok yeah regi is ok
  103. [23:05:45] @LAX: it might be worth to trade gligar to knock then quake his emp
  104. [23:06:11] @cb jose altuve: sd
  105. [23:06:12] +xNibba: molt
  106. [23:06:26] #p2‽: thats what im thinking lax
  107. [23:06:28] @LAX: gligar
  108. [23:06:29] @LAX: maybe
  109. [23:06:31] #p2‽: its the only way we kill it
  110. [23:06:36] @LAX: hes u turning
  111. [23:06:39] @LAX: we should keep emp out
  112. [23:06:41] @LAX: as much as we can
  113. [23:06:48] #p2‽: i mean
  114. [23:06:50] #p2‽: as long as we knock it
  115. [23:06:52] @LAX: its not like he can kill gligar with anything too
  116. [23:06:53] @LAX: yea
  117. [23:06:53] #p2‽: we dont care about
  118. [23:06:54] #p2‽: empo
  119. [23:07:06] #p2‽: not him
  120. [23:07:07] @LAX: ok just knock
  121. [23:07:10] +xNibba: just knock here
  122. [23:08:11] #p2‽: b
  123. [23:08:18] +xNibba: roost
  124. [23:08:21] #p2‽: god
  125. [23:08:24] #p2‽: ok
  126. [23:08:27] #p2‽: w8
  127. [23:08:29] @LAX: batm
  128. [23:08:30] #p2‽: does ssss kill
  129. [23:08:32] @LAX: no
  130. [23:08:33] +xNibba: doubt
  131. [23:08:45] +xNibba: fuck i want to knock again
  132. [23:08:48] +xNibba: but not worth it
  133. [23:08:51] @LAX: for what
  134. [23:08:53] #p2‽: 252 Atk Crobat Supersonic Skystrike (190 BP) vs. 252 HP / 200+ Def Gligar: 177-208 (52.9 - 62.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
  135. [23:08:53] @LAX: just r00
  136. [23:08:54] #p2‽: thts
  137. [23:08:55] #p2‽: doodoosauce
  138. [23:08:58] @LAX: ..
  139. [23:08:59] #p2‽: A
  140. [23:08:59] @LAX: wait
  141. [23:09:00] +xNibba: oh
  142. [23:09:02] +xNibba: my fucking god
  143. [23:09:02] #p2‽: LMAO
  144. [23:09:03] @LAX: go to drag
  145. [23:09:03] #p2‽: WE LOSE
  146. [23:09:04] #p2‽: NOOOOOOOOO
  147. [23:09:05] @LAX: drag walls
  148. [23:09:05] +xNibba: go to drag
  149. [23:09:05] @LAX: no
  150. [23:09:10] @LAX: we have regi and drag
  151. [23:09:17] #p2‽: it has heat wave
  152. [23:09:20] #p2‽: most liekly
  153. [23:09:21] @cb jose altuve: oh my fucking
  154. [23:09:21] @LAX: as long as no flinch
  155. [23:09:22] @LAX: or his z
  156. [23:09:23] @cb jose altuve: doodoosauce
  157. [23:09:28] #p2‽: doodoosauce
  158. [23:09:30] #p2‽: im going drag
  159. [23:09:34] @LAX: yis
  160. [23:09:38] +xNibba: dude he's probably
  161. [23:09:38] +xNibba: ssss
  162. [23:09:40] +xNibba: so we lose
  163. [23:09:43] #p2‽: dude
  164. [23:09:46] @LAX: we can get a dpulse off
  165. [23:09:46] #p2‽: fuck
  166. [23:09:49] @LAX: then regi
  167. [23:09:50] @LAX: ig
  168. [23:09:53] #p2‽: then hes gonna roost
  169. [23:09:56] @LAX: wait no way he's fucking giga drain
  170. [23:09:57] @LAX: right
  171. [23:09:58] @LAX: no
  172. [23:10:02] @LAX: if he's roost quag wins
  173. [23:10:03] #p2‽: we need to scout giga
  174. [23:10:03] +xNibba: what else would he be
  175. [23:10:03] @LAX: nig
  176. [23:10:07] @LAX: just go drag
  177. [23:10:13] @LAX: ok hes bad
  178. [23:10:15] @LAX: we live ssss easy
  179. [23:10:16] +xNibba: tect here?
  180. [23:10:22] @LAX: nah he might set up again
  181. [23:10:24] @LAX: we'll tect after
  182. [23:10:29] +xNibba: he'll expect dtail
  183. [23:10:35] @LAX: maybe
  184. [23:10:38] @LAX: but idk if we can risk
  185. [23:10:42] +xNibba: calc z
  186. [23:10:43] @LAX: if he nps then ssss we actually lose
  187. [23:10:44] @LAX: ok sec
  188. [23:10:48] #p2‽: +2 252 SpA Crobat Supersonic Skystrike (140 BP) vs. 200 HP / 216+ SpD Dragalge: 195-231 (60.7 - 71.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Black Sludge recovery
  189. [23:10:52] #p2‽: ha does fucking 0
  190. [23:10:53] #p2‽: lmao
  191. [23:10:54] @LAX: ya jst pulse
  192. [23:10:55] +xNibba: just tect
  193. [23:10:55] #p2‽: what the hell
  194. [23:10:59] +xNibba: he won't fucking np
  195. [23:11:02] @LAX: ok
  196. [23:11:04] @LAX: tect
  197. [23:11:06] +xNibba: anyawy
  198. [23:11:18] @LAX: if he tects its dodos fault
  199. [23:11:20] #p2‽: ok
  200. [23:11:26] #p2‽: ok
  201. [23:11:27] +xNibba: ass
  202. [23:11:30] +xNibba: get rocks
  203. [23:11:37] +xNibba: god
  204. [23:11:40] +xNibba: what if he's like band
  205. [23:11:45] +xNibba: whatever
  206. [23:11:46] +xNibba: just go regi
  207. [23:11:49] #p2‽: if its band lax band azelf np crobat
  208. [23:11:51] #p2‽: ill eat my own shit
  209. [23:12:09] #p2‽: okay i wont
  210. [23:12:12] #p2‽: thats degenerate
  211. [23:12:33] +xNibba: what if they just dont have rocks
  212. [23:12:34] +xNibba: like
  213. [23:12:38] +xNibba: why wouldn't he have got them up by now
  214. [23:12:45] #p2‽: oh my god
  215. [23:12:46] #p2‽: ok
  216. [23:12:51] #p2‽: this is gonna trick
  217. [23:12:52] @cb jose altuve: doodoosauce
  218. [23:12:53] #p2‽: 100%
  219. [23:12:56] +xNibba: just fuckign tect
  220. [23:12:59] @LAX: cb jose altuve
  221. [23:12:59] #p2‽: oh yeah
  222. [23:13:00] #p2‽: i ahve that
  223. [23:13:02] @LAX: i tracked the package
  224. [23:13:05] @LAX: and they fucking
  225. [23:13:16] @LAX: sent it to a city 20 min away then that sent it to a city 1 hr away
  226. [23:13:20] @LAX: and its been sitting there since tuesday
  227. [23:13:20] @cb jose altuve: big L
  228. [23:13:21] @LAX: lo
  229. [23:13:22] #p2‽: L
  230. [23:13:23] @cb jose altuve: lo
  231. [23:13:34] +xNibba: i'm already tired of this game
  232. [23:13:41] #p2‽: yeah im so bored
  233. [23:13:42] #p2‽: fuck this tour
  234. [23:13:45] @LAX: ...
  235. [23:13:45] #p2‽: A
  236. [23:13:45] +xNibba: oh my god
  237. [23:13:46] #p2‽: BAND ROCKS
  238. [23:13:47] @LAX: oh my god
  239. [23:13:49] @LAX: why did u tect
  240. [23:13:49] +xNibba: whatever
  241. [23:13:51] +xNibba: just trade rocks
  242. [23:13:52] @LAX: what the fuck could he do
  243. [23:13:53] #p2‽: because dod said
  244. [23:13:54] #p2‽: dumbass
  245. [23:13:55] #p2‽: trick
  246. [23:13:57] @LAX: dod
  247. [23:14:01] @LAX: ok
  248. [23:14:02] #p2‽: ok
  249. [23:14:04] @LAX: hes some offensive bullshit
  250. [23:14:05] +xNibba: just stoss this
  251. [23:14:05] @LAX: just toss
  252. [23:14:06] +xNibba: honestly
  253. [23:14:06] #p2‽: do we scout this set
  254. [23:14:08] +xNibba: no
  255. [23:14:08] #p2‽: kk
  256. [23:14:10] +xNibba: what the fuck is he gonna do
  257. [23:14:11] @LAX: what is it gonna do
  258. [23:14:11] +xNibba: band eq
  259. [23:14:11] #p2‽: i mean
  260. [23:14:12] #p2‽: by
  261. [23:14:12] @LAX: to a registeel
  262. [23:14:13] #p2‽: tossing
  263. [23:14:14] #p2‽: fuck
  264. [23:14:14] @LAX: z dig?
  265. [23:14:38] #p2‽: ye
  266. [23:14:38] #p2‽: sd
  267. [23:14:44] #p2‽: this teams a whole meme
  268. [23:14:49] #p2‽: but we've been using better memes
  269. [23:14:50] @LAX: i hope hes fucking
  270. [23:14:53] @LAX: swords dance grass knot
  271. [23:14:55] @LAX: and we lose
  272. [23:14:56] +xNibba: ROFL
  273. [23:15:03] #p2‽: oh wow
  274. [23:15:06] #p2‽: we do lose to that
  275. [23:15:16] #p2‽: god
  276. [23:15:20] +xNibba: ..
  277. @cole joined
  278. [23:15:33] #p2‽: cole
  279. [23:15:40] @cole: pet
  280. [23:15:42] +xNibba: 16 minutes
  281. [23:15:43] +xNibba: 12 turns
  282. [23:15:45] #p2‽: oh my god
  283. [23:15:47] #p2‽: fucking
  284. [23:15:48] #p2‽: kill me
  285. [23:15:50] @LAX: tell them to hurry the fuck up
  286. [23:15:50] #p2‽: i hate this shit
  287. [23:15:52] #p2‽: you
  288. [23:16:03] +xNibba: imagine if we just brought like
  289. [23:16:07] #p2‽: SD BPBPBPBPBP
  290. [23:16:09] #p2‽: 27
  291. [23:16:11] +xNibba: a fucking hydreigon
  292. [23:16:13] @LAX: bro
  293. [23:16:16] @LAX: what is the point of
  294. [23:16:16] #p2‽: god
  295. [23:16:17] @LAX: this empoleon
  296. [23:16:21] SDBPSDBPSDBPSDBPSDBPSDBPSDBPSDBSDBPSDBPSDBPSDBP was promoted to Room Voice by cole.
  297. [23:16:23] @LAX: i bet it's scarf
  298. [23:16:25] @LAX: use toxic here
  299. [23:16:26] +xNibba: L
  300. [23:16:27] @LAX: to stunt
  301. [23:16:27] +xNibba: yea
  302. [23:16:28] #p2‽: how the fuck
  303. [23:16:29] #p2‽: do you roomvoice
  304. [23:16:31] #p2‽: a name tat long
  305. [23:16:35] @cole: yep
  306. [23:16:39] @cole: this is epic
  307. [23:16:58] @LAX: oh my god
  308. [23:16:59] #p2‽: do we toss
  309. [23:17:02] @LAX: no
  310. [23:17:02] +xNibba: this is so goddamn annoying
  311. [23:17:03] @LAX: toxic
  312. [23:17:06] #p2‽: i was trying to do that retarded thing
  313. [23:17:07] #p2‽: anand did
  314. [23:17:07] +xNibba: nah just toss
  315. [23:17:20] @LAX: ..
  316. [23:17:23] #p2‽: god
  317. [23:17:25] @LAX: sub salac
  318. [23:17:26] @LAX: lmfao
  319. [23:17:27] #p2‽: no
  320. [23:17:28] #p2‽: petaya
  321. [23:17:29] @LAX: or petaya
  322. [23:17:29] #p2‽: mong
  323. [23:17:33] @LAX: yea i confuse them
  324. [23:17:34] #p2‽: this is gonna do a fuck ton
  325. [23:17:39] #p2‽: but we revenge
  326. [23:17:40] @LAX: ur right actually
  327. [23:17:40] #p2‽: w bird
  328. [23:17:44] @cb jose altuve: p2 more like doodoosauce2
  329. [23:17:44] #p2‽: or that
  330. [23:17:44] @LAX: ok nice
  331. [23:17:47] +xNibba: tect here
  332. [23:17:48] @cb jose altuve: xir
  333. [23:17:49] #p2‽: doodoodauce
  334. [23:17:49] fuck off p2 u retarded bint spacker wanker tosh mong was promoted to Room Voice by cole.
  335. [23:17:50] @LAX: how much is this doin
  336. [23:17:52] #p2‽: how
  337. [23:17:53] +xNibba: tect
  338. [23:18:01] #p2‽: this will do like
  339. [23:18:01] @cole: i just do
  340. [23:18:03] #p2‽: 60 max
  341. [23:18:04] #p2‽: i think
  342. [23:18:06] @cole: /sbb and many more
  343. [23:18:08] #p2‽: wow
  344. [23:18:10] #p2‽: predicted
  345. [23:18:23] @LAX: i wonder what they expected us to bring
  346. [23:18:26] @LAX: with this jank ass team
  347. [23:18:28] #p2‽: i told them
  348. [23:18:31] #p2‽: we didnt even have a team
  349. [23:18:32] @LAX: u dont normally pull up with band azelf with rocks
  350. [23:18:34] #p2‽: 10 min before the game
  351. [23:18:38] +xNibba: go to glig
  352. [23:18:42] #p2‽: do i not tect
  353. [23:18:47] @LAX: u dont need to
  354. [23:18:47] +xNibba: why
  355. [23:18:50] #p2‽: why not
  356. [23:18:53] #p2‽: oh wait
  357. [23:18:55] @LAX: sd
  358. [23:18:55] #p2‽: we dont need this
  359. [23:18:56] #p2‽: sack of shit
  360. [23:18:57] #p2‽: anymore
  361. [23:19:08] +xNibba: go to quag
  362. [23:19:08] @LAX: wow howd they know
  363. [23:19:13] @LAX: no
  364. [23:19:15] +xNibba: wait
  365. [23:19:15] @LAX: theyre knocking
  366. [23:19:16] @LAX: just quake
  367. [23:19:19] @LAX: er
  368. [23:19:20] +xNibba: knock
  369. [23:19:21] @LAX: just knock
  370. [23:19:21] @LAX: ye
  371. [23:19:27] #p2‽: bpbpbpbpbpb
  372. [23:19:33] @LAX: so we can either
  373. [23:19:35] @LAX: keep quag lefties
  374. [23:19:39] @LAX: or keep gligar
  375. [23:19:45] +xNibba: hmm
  376. [23:19:46] #p2‽: we can afford to lose lefties
  377. [23:19:51] #p2‽: i think
  378. [23:19:53] +xNibba: ok listen
  379. [23:19:56] #p2‽: we're also curse so we beat lax
  380. [23:19:56] #p2‽: 100%
  381. [23:19:58] #p2‽: regardless
  382. [23:20:04] @LAX: probs av or band lax
  383. [23:20:11] BOSS NIGGER was promoted to Room Voice by cole.
  384. [23:20:15] #p2‽: oh my god
  385. [23:20:16] +xNibba: yeah just go quag
  386. [23:20:26] +xNibba: ok and recover
  387. [23:20:28] #p2‽: i just keep this healthy
  388. [23:21:30] @LAX: is he boom
  389. [23:21:30] +xNibba: go to regi
  390. [23:21:55] @LAX: ..
  391. [23:21:55] +xNibba: what an aids set
  392. [23:22:00] @LAX: band rocks u turn trick
  393. [23:22:00] +xNibba: just toss
  394. [23:22:01] @LAX: boom
  395. [23:22:03] @LAX: ya
  396. [23:22:03] #p2‽: lmao
  397. [23:22:31] #p2‽: god
  398. [23:22:33] #p2‽: michael jackson
  399. [23:22:40] @cole: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
  400. [23:22:42] #p2‽: what do we go vs this
  401. [23:22:45] +xNibba: let me calc
  402. [23:22:48] @LAX: i think we can molt here
  403. [23:22:51] #p2‽: ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
  404. [23:22:55] @LAX: we need drag healthy
  405. [23:22:59] @LAX: for bat
  406. [23:23:00] @LAX: m
  407. +xNibba joined; +xNibba left
  408. [23:23:16] #ceraa: what happens if hes edge
  409. [23:23:18] #ceraa: -p2
  410. [23:23:23] #p2‽: xnib
  411. [23:23:27] +xNibba: ok
  412. [23:23:29] +xNibba: we can go to umbreon
  413. [23:23:30] +xNibba: and wish
  414. [23:23:34] +xNibba: cause flare blitz doesn't kill
  415. [23:23:34] @LAX: w
  416. [23:23:40] #p2‽: ok
  417. [23:23:49] +xNibba: also someone save logs cause
  418. [23:23:49] #p2‽: should i tect
  419. [23:23:49] @LAX: i hope hes not cc
  420. [23:23:51] @LAX: for some random
  421. [23:23:52] +xNibba: ps is gonna delet
  422. [23:23:53] #p2‽: what if hes
  423. [23:23:53] @LAX: reason*
  424. [23:23:54] +xNibba: no just wish
  425. [23:23:58] #p2‽: cc
  426. [23:23:59] #p2‽: PLS
  427. [23:24:00] #p2‽: what if hes cc
  428. [23:24:02] #p2‽: we have to scout it
  429. [23:24:02] @LAX: just wish
  430. [23:24:04] +xNibba: no
  431. [23:24:05] #p2‽: we wish on everything else
  432. [23:24:05] +xNibba: god
  433. [23:24:07] #p2‽: seriously
  434. [23:24:08] +xNibba: just fuckign wish
  435. [23:24:11] +xNibba: why would he be cc
  436. [23:24:14] #p2‽: HES FUCKING
  437. [23:24:16] #p2‽: BAND ROCKS AZELF
  438. [23:24:18] #p2‽: EXPECT ANYTHING
  439. [23:24:30] +xNibba: i will venmo you $20 if he is cc
  440. [23:24:38] #p2‽: ok
  441. [23:24:39] @cole: venmo?
  442. [23:24:44] #p2‽: so 15 quid to lose this game
  443. [23:24:45] @cole: this nigga crazy?
  444. [23:24:46] #p2‽: ill take it
  445. [23:24:54] #p2‽: okay
  446. [23:24:55] #p2‽: you were right
  447. [23:24:59] +xNibba: foul play
  448. [23:25:00] +xNibba: imo
  449. [23:25:04] +xNibba: wait
  450. [23:25:05] #p2‽: nah
  451. [23:25:05] +xNibba: wait
  452. [23:25:06] @LAX: hes banded
  453. [23:25:07] #p2‽: thats pointless
  454. [23:25:09] @LAX: or av
  455. [23:25:11] +xNibba: can't we kind of lose
  456. [23:25:12] +xNibba: to band
  457. [23:25:13] +xNibba: L
  458. [23:25:13] @LAX: or curse figy
  459. [23:25:16] @LAX: na
  460. [23:25:17] @LAX: we can fp
  461. [23:25:18] @LAX: and outspeed
  462. [23:25:19] +xNibba: oh right he's gonna be that
  463. [23:25:20] +xNibba: just gp
  464. [23:25:20] @LAX: after tect
  465. [23:25:21] +xNibba: fp
  466. [23:25:23] @LAX: no
  467. [23:25:26] @LAX: if hes band we lose umb
  468. [23:25:27] @LAX: just tect
  469. [23:25:30] #p2‽: lets heal
  470. [23:25:30] +xNibba: fine
  471. [23:25:31] @LAX: we have quag for the other
  472. [23:25:40] @LAX: ok quag is curse
  473. [23:25:57] +xNibba: he's probably facade
  474. [23:25:59] #p2‽: ok
  475. [23:25:59] +xNibba: so don't scald
  476. [23:26:05] @cole: h
  477. [23:26:08] @cole: fuckin lax
  478. [23:26:10] #p2‽: do i just curse then
  479. [23:26:16] +xNibba: yea
  480. [23:26:17] +xNibba: once
  481. [23:26:47] +xNibba: this is aids
  482. [23:26:50] +xNibba: this is gonna take forever
  483. [23:26:53] @LAX: no
  484. [23:26:54] @LAX: dw
  485. [23:26:57] #p2‽: okay sex
  486. [23:26:58] #p2‽: sec
  487. [23:27:02] @LAX: just curse
  488. [23:27:03] #p2‽: ok
  489. [23:27:03] @LAX: what
  490. [23:27:06] #p2‽: no i was
  491. [23:27:09] #p2‽: posting a happy bday message
  492. [23:27:11] #p2‽: on my coworkers fb
  493. [23:27:14] #p2‽: cunt
  494. [23:27:17] #ceraa: faggot
  495. [23:27:20] #ceraa: do that later
  496. [23:27:28] #p2‽: its 27 minutes past 11
  497. [23:27:28] #ceraa: is it that coworker you hate
  498. [23:27:28] @LAX: who does that over the age of 17
  499. [23:27:30] #p2‽: no
  500. [23:27:30] +xNibba: jesus christ
  501. [23:27:33] +xNibba: p2 is so gay
  502. [23:27:35] #p2‽: fuck off
  503. [23:27:36] +wyn: Is she hot
  504. [23:27:40] #ceraa: do you still work with those polish niggers
  505. [23:27:42] #ceraa: or no
  506. [23:27:44] #p2‽: oh my go
  507. [23:27:52] #p2‽: look
  508. [23:27:55] #p2‽: nows not the time for that
  509. [23:27:57] +xNibba: just scald
  510. [23:27:58] +xNibba: tbh
  511. [23:28:00] @LAX: ya
  512. [23:28:00] #p2‽: yea
  513. [23:28:02] #p2‽: i was thinkin
  514. [23:28:02] @cole: oh
  515. [23:28:06] @cole: its my mates bday as well
  516. [23:28:10] @cole: maybe theyre twins
  517. [23:28:14] #p2‽: yep
  518. [23:28:14] #ceraa: ..
  519. [23:28:16] #p2‽: do i scald again
  520. [23:28:20] +xNibba: eq
  521. [23:28:23] +xNibba: or curse
  522. [23:28:30] #p2‽: ok
  523. [23:28:31] +xNibba: eq
  524. [23:28:31] #p2‽: ill eq
  525. [23:28:31] @LAX: ..
  526. [23:28:34] @LAX: whys he even setting up
  527. [23:28:44] #p2‽: w8
  528. [23:28:46] #p2‽: im gonna scald now
  529. [23:28:46] #p2‽: i think
  530. [23:28:48] +xNibba: no
  531. [23:28:52] +xNibba: why would he switch
  532. [23:28:52] #p2‽: hes more incentive
  533. [23:28:52] +xNibba: ever
  534. [23:28:53] @cb jose altuve: sd bp
  535. [23:28:53] #p2‽: to go bat
  536. [23:28:54] @cole: maybe he has a trick up his sleeve
  537. [23:28:54] #p2‽: now
  538. [23:29:07] #p2‽: going bat on a eq
  539. [23:29:07] @LAX: scald yea
  540. [23:29:07] +xNibba: this is not a high iq game
  541. [23:29:09] #p2‽: minimised
  542. [23:29:09] @LAX: it's safe
  543. [23:29:10] #p2‽: dmg done
  544. [23:29:12] #p2‽: to his team
  545. [23:29:17] #p2‽: minimises
  546. [23:29:22] +xNibba: dude if he goes bat
  547. [23:29:24] +xNibba: we just go dragalge
  548. [23:29:28] #p2‽: god
  549. [23:29:28] #p2‽: fine
  550. [23:29:28] +xNibba: live possible +2 z
  551. [23:29:29] #p2‽: fuc
  552. [23:29:34] @LAX: holy
  553. [23:29:36] +xNibba: LMFAO
  554. [23:29:37] #p2‽: oh my god
  555. [23:29:38] #p2‽: starf
  556. [23:29:38] @LAX: LMFAO
  557. [23:29:39] +xNibba: what the absolute shit
  558. [23:29:41] @LAX: WHAT
  559. [23:29:42] +xNibba: imagine if you scalded
  560. [23:29:46] #p2‽: why are we faster
  561. [23:29:52] #ceraa: LMAO
  562. [23:29:53] @LAX: ..
  563. [23:29:54] #ceraa: oh my god
  564. [23:29:54] @LAX: ok
  565. [23:29:55] #p2‽: i thought we ignored
  566. [23:29:57] #p2‽: his speed drops
  567. [23:29:57] @LAX: they must be
  568. [23:29:59] #ceraa: what is the point in starf and whatever
  569. [23:30:01] @LAX: using the wrong itemm
  570. [23:30:04] #p2‽: hold up
  571. [23:30:11] #p2‽: why is the quag faster
  572. [23:30:19] #p2‽: !dt unaware
  573. UnawareThis Pokemon ignores other Pokemon's stat stages when taking or doing damage.
  574. [23:30:22] #p2‽: oh
  575. [23:30:26] +xNibba: god
  576. [23:30:27] #p2‽: doesnt ignore speed
  577. [23:30:29] #p2‽: from the looks of it
  578. [23:30:30] @LAX: ..
  579. [23:30:31] +xNibba: still learning mechanics in 2018
  580. [23:30:32] @LAX: are u a dumbass
  581. [23:30:37] #p2‽: why the fuck would i know this
  582. [23:30:39] @LAX: calc dpulse vs bat
  583. [23:30:40] #p2‽: when i literally never
  584. [23:30:42] #p2‽: use stall fucking
  585. [23:30:43] #p2‽: mons
  586. [23:30:44] #p2‽: ever
  587. [23:30:45] @LAX: we could lose rn
  588. [23:30:46] @LAX: wait nvm
  589. [23:30:47] @LAX: we have umb
  590. [23:30:49] @LAX: just hard drag
  591. [23:30:51] @cole: its so it outspeeds other +6 lax
  592. [23:30:53] @cole: obv
  593. [23:31:01] +xNibba: i bet p2 thinks using heal bell against a pressure mon decreases heal bell pp by 2
  594. [23:31:06] #p2‽: no
  595. [23:31:10] +xNibba: also dpulse
  596. [23:31:24] #p2‽: how much does pulse even do
  597. [23:31:32] @LAX: dpulse again
  598. [23:31:32] #p2‽: a lot
  599. [23:31:32] +xNibba: use it
  600. [23:31:34] +xNibba: again
  601. [23:31:43] +xNibba: fuck it
  602. [23:31:46] #p2‽: ok
  603. [23:31:48] @cb jose altuve: whys their team so retarded
  604. [23:31:49] #p2‽: am i pulsing again
  605. [23:31:51] +xNibba: yes
  606. [23:31:53] #p2‽: or are you gonna say something else
  607. [23:31:53] #p2‽: ok
  608. [23:31:55] @cb jose altuve: dragalage eats as shit
  609. [23:31:58] +xNibba: wait
  610. [23:31:58] +xNibba: wait
  611. [23:32:00] @LAX: ..
  612. [23:32:00] +xNibba: yep
  613. [23:32:01] @LAX: LOL
  614. [23:32:03] @LAX: knew it
  615. [23:32:03] +xNibba: i was gonna ask
  616. [23:32:04] #p2‽: yeah
  617. [23:32:05] #p2‽: we did it
  618. [23:32:06] +xNibba: if lax agreed with it
  619. [23:32:07] @cb jose altuve: doodoosauce
  620. [23:32:10] #p2‽: doodoosauce
  621. [23:32:13] +xNibba: ok now tect
  622. [23:32:16] @LAX: even if they z'd and killed
  623. [23:32:17] @cole: doodoosauce
  624. [23:32:19] @LAX: umb lives w/o flinch
  625. [23:32:23] #p2‽: ,.
  626. [23:32:27] +xNibba: why can this actually
  627. [23:32:29] +xNibba: flinch quag and win
  628. [23:32:31] +xNibba: L
  629. [23:32:35] @LAX: umb
  630. [23:32:35] @cb jose altuve: well
  631. [23:32:38] @cb jose altuve: isn't umbreon healthy
  632. [23:32:38] +xNibba: just sack drag
  633. [23:32:39] +xNibba: er
  634. [23:32:40] +xNibba: glig
  635. [23:32:54] #p2‽: a
  636. +wyn left
  637. [23:33:03] @cole: yuh
  638. +wyn joined
  639. [23:33:09] #p2‽: are we faster
  640. [23:33:11] +xNibba: no
  641. [23:33:13] +xNibba: just roost
  642. [23:33:14] #p2‽: ok
  643. [23:33:19] #p2‽: oh my god
  644. [23:33:21] #p2‽: fucking
  645. [23:33:21] @LAX: ...
  646. [23:33:21] +xNibba: what the fucking shit
  647. [23:33:21] #p2‽: memes
  648. [23:33:23] @LAX: LMFAO
  649. [23:33:24] #p2‽: lmao
  650. [23:33:25] @LAX: HOLY
  651. [23:33:33] +xNibba: just go to molt and flamethrower
  652. [23:33:36] #p2‽: ye
  653. [23:33:38] +xNibba: i'm so fucking tired
  654. [23:33:41] +xNibba: of this shit
  655. [23:33:45] @LAX: what the fuck dude
  656. [23:33:49] @LAX: their team makes absolutely no sense
  657. [23:33:59] #p2‽: oh my god
  658. [23:34:01] +xNibba: 18
  659. [23:34:06] +xNibba: do it again
  660. [23:34:11] #p2‽: what the fuck
  661. @cole left
  662. [23:34:13] #p2‽: was this game
  663. [23:34:14] @LAX: they didnt even espeed
  664. [23:34:14] #p2‽: seriously
  665. [23:34:15] @LAX: the 3% gligar
  666. @cole joined
  667. [23:34:24] #p2‽: OH MY GOD
  668. [23:34:31] @LAX: oh he wasnt even superpower
  669. [23:34:31] @LAX: ok
  670. [23:34:32] +xNibba: ok i dc'd so
  671. [23:34:32] #ceraa: KEK wow they have le epic meme team so epic wow hahahahah
  672. [23:34:33] #ceraa: good meme guyz
  673. [23:34:33] +xNibba: don't have logs
  674. [23:34:37] +xNibba: so someone else post
  675. [23:34:45] #p2‽: yeah
  676. [23:34:46] #p2‽: i got it
  677. [23:34:48] #p2‽: what the fuck
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