Lilith want grandkids

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #1101
Best Hazbin Girl Edition
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>Lilith keeps "accidently" getting into intimant positions with Anon
>Eventully finds him alone while getting something for Charlie.
>Just as she's making a move, Anon politely rejects her.
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Morningstar, but I could never betray Charlie's trust like that. I love her, and I would never want to hurt her."
>Anon leaves the room.
>Just as he leaves, Lilith gives out not a seductive smirk, but a genuine smile.
>"He's much better than that Von Eldritch boy."
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Several months later, she'll pester Charlie about having grandkids.
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>Lilith and Lucifer are having a serious talk to Anon about his relationship with Charlie
Lilith "So how have things been going between you and Charlie?"
>Anon, being rather tense from being alone with Charlie's parents, answars nervously
Anon "T-things have been going great, Mrs. Morningstar. I've never been as happy as I've been with Charlie"
Lilith "That's good to hear. And I've told you before, but feel free to call me Lilith"
Anon "Thank you, Mrs. Morn-I mean Lilith"
>Lilith is easy to talk to the and seemingly excited to talk about his relationship with her daughter
>The same cannot be said about the other one in the room with Anon, the king of hell himself, Lucifer, who despite wearing the same face as always, has been giving off an energy amounting up too "If you go to second base with her, there won't be anything left of your body for someone to find"
>Lucifer has been mostly silent, with only Lilith asking questions so far, until now, talking in his normal voice, yet still carrying that energy he has this entire time in his voice
Lucifer "So, as I understand it, things are going well between the two of you, but what are your plans withy daughter going forward?"
>Anon is sweating bullets
Anon "I, uh... Was thinking to take her out to a fun place today, y-you know, like a theme park... or something like that, haha"
>The pressure crushing over Anon's shoulder is so massive, even Jupiter would be envious of its mass
>Anon swallows, trying to breathe calm but is having difficulty doing so because of Lucifer glaring knives at Anon behind that nonchalant expression of his
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>Lilith noticing just how nervous Anon is being and how much pressure Lucifer is putting on him
>Suddenly, a mischievous smile forms around Lilith's face, as when a child finds an unsupervised box of crayons when home alone
>In the most calm and casual sounding voice she could make, Lilith asks Anon
Lilith "Speaking of plans, when can we expect grand children, anon?"
>The room goes completely silent, both Lucifer and Anon trying to process what Lilith just asked
>After a few seconds, the both of them realizes what question was and both react the exact same way
Lu and A "What?"
>Lucifer expression went from daggers to looking at Lilith in shock and then back to Anon, looking like he is going to have lasers come out from his eyes
>Anon's mind just went from nervous to panic mode
>Anon is currently going through 50 different answers in his mind to try and find an answer to defuse the situation
>Seconds feels like hours, until Anon finally settles on trying to say something like "Don't worry", "I wouldn't fuck around with something so important" and "I take my relationship with Charlie seriously"
>Unfortunately for Anon, his brain decided that it was going to drop all the spaghetti and ended up making him instead say
Anon "Don't worry, I have already fked Charlie, seriously"
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>A moment pass before anon realises what he just said
>Lilith says "oh my" while laughing and Lucifer looks like he is about to bring fourth the Apocalypse
>Anon is desperately trying to correct himself but keeps fumbling his words
>Charlie suddenly enters the room
Charlie "Oh, there you are, Anon! I was looking for you, but then I saw you sent me a text saying my mom and dad wanted to talk to you?"
>Lilith still slightly laughing to herself says "Oh don't worry, we were just hearing how things were going with you two, but it sounds like you are having a good time"
>Charlie being somewhat confused of the situation, but was ready to leave far the theme park date that they had planned and grabs anon, dragging him with her out the door while Lucifer is trying to ask them questions while Anon is being dragged along by Charlie
>They enter the Limo ready to drive them to the destination
>As they both get seated and the Limo starts driving, Charlie asks Anon what her mom was laughing at
>Anon sighs in an exhausted manner and simply says "don't uh... don't worry about it"