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- >Bring home newborn fluffy unicorn
- >Friend had a fluffy pony who recently exploded, gave birth to several little fluffy ponies
- >You pick a maroon-colored fluffy unicorn
- >She is still sleeping, has barely moved since she was born
- >Take her home and give her some milk before you put her to bed in a little pony bed you had made up
- >Wake up the next morning to the sound of screaming
- >Fluffy pony is running around the house, its coat on fire
- >You instinctively run to the kitchen before you remember the taboo about water and fluffy ponies
- >Have no choice but to put her out another way, and quickly
- >You quickly grab a towel and cover your pony in it, beating out the flames with your hands
- >You pull the towel off to find fluffy pony trembling in pain
- >Much of her fluff has been burned off
- >She looks at you with fear in her eyes, as if wondering why you’ve done this to her
- >You barely have time to pick her back up and return her to her bed (She struggles the whole time) before she begins to levitate
- >She is terrified and begins crying as she floats around the house, smashing into walls and cabinets
- >You eventually catch her in a blanket and rush her off to the vet, unprepared to allow another bizarre occurrence to happen
- >At the vet, you are told that your fluffy unicorn has a great deal of raw magical power
- >However, as a fluffy pony, she has no control over her powers and never will
- >Your only options are to amputate the horn, a painful, invasive procedure, or allow her powers to keep manifesting until she inevitably dies
- >You look your pony in her sad eyes and tell the doctor to remove her horn
- >You can hear your pony screaming from the emergency room as the doctors remove her horn
- >She is crying the whole way home, in between looking at you with intense hatred
- >The worst part is, by the next day, she is completely oblivious to the previous day and offers you a ball, saying “pway?”
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