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BallsOfFluff

Cost of Magic

Mar 30th, 2012
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  1. >Bring home newborn fluffy unicorn
  2. >Friend had a fluffy pony who recently exploded, gave birth to several little fluffy ponies
  3. >You pick a maroon-colored fluffy unicorn
  4. >She is still sleeping, has barely moved since she was born
  5. >Take her home and give her some milk before you put her to bed in a little pony bed you had made up
  6. >Wake up the next morning to the sound of screaming
  7. >Fluffy pony is running around the house, its coat on fire
  8. >You instinctively run to the kitchen before you remember the taboo about water and fluffy ponies
  9. >Have no choice but to put her out another way, and quickly
  10. >You quickly grab a towel and cover your pony in it, beating out the flames with your hands
  11. >You pull the towel off to find fluffy pony trembling in pain
  12. >Much of her fluff has been burned off
  13. >She looks at you with fear in her eyes, as if wondering why you’ve done this to her
  14. >You barely have time to pick her back up and return her to her bed (She struggles the whole time) before she begins to levitate
  15. >She is terrified and begins crying as she floats around the house, smashing into walls and cabinets
  16. >You eventually catch her in a blanket and rush her off to the vet, unprepared to allow another bizarre occurrence to happen
  17. >At the vet, you are told that your fluffy unicorn has a great deal of raw magical power
  18. >However, as a fluffy pony, she has no control over her powers and never will
  19. >Your only options are to amputate the horn, a painful, invasive procedure, or allow her powers to keep manifesting until she inevitably dies
  20. >You look your pony in her sad eyes and tell the doctor to remove her horn
  21. >You can hear your pony screaming from the emergency room as the doctors remove her horn
  22. >She is crying the whole way home, in between looking at you with intense hatred
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  24. >The worst part is, by the next day, she is completely oblivious to the previous day and offers you a ball, saying “pway?”
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