That one movie where the kid doesn't want their mom to marry

<Amos>: no
<LordRaiju>: You get waterworld starring Kevin Costner
<LordRaiju>: you dont deserve russel crowe
<Wrong_Way>: ):
<LordRaiju>: oh well Imma go watch vikings now
<LordRaiju>: will come back if it isnt good
<Amos>:
<Flipside>: hehehehehahahaha
<Flipside>: shhh
<Amos>: no
<Amos>: no sleep
<Flipside>: shhhhh
<Amos>: GET LOUD
<Amos>: YOU DON'T CONTROL ME
<Amos>: I'M MY OWN MAN
<Amos>: NO DREAMS
<Flipside>: Acceptance is the first step
<Amos>: acceptance of what
<Flipside>: of it all
<Amos>: all of what
<Flipside>: it
Amos gets uncomfortably close
<Amos>: whats it
<Flipside>: you know
<Amos>: I don't though
<Flipside>: don't lie to meeeeeeee
<Amos>: TELL ME
<Flipside>: acceptance of the love of others
<Amos>: b-but none of you love m-me
<Jitterbug>: the hell you talking bout?
<Flipside>: i do tho
Jitterbug aggressively hugs Amos
<Amos>: wh-wha
Amos slithers away
<Flipside>: n-no
Amos sheepishly peaks his head back in
<Amos>: n-nobody would love a bogeyman
<Flipside>: h-hey
<Wrong_Way>: ghey
<Amos>: mirela, I....
Amos runs off, the mood entirely destroyed by ww
<Flipside>: g-god damn it
Amos sits in his office trying to repress his feelings
Amos tells his secretary to cancel his appointments on account of a broken heart
Flipside sits at the library all day reading books
Flipside wonders why they sell people these dreams
Amos passes by the library as he gets his coffee, stopping and looking in through the window without realizing it
Flipside reads the book absentmindedly, sighing
<Flipside>: OH HEY MAW
Amos suddenly wakes up, realizing what he's doing. This... he could go in there. He stares at the doorknob for a few minutes before walking inside
<Amos>: OH HEY MAW
<Maw>: ...did I miss something?
<Wrong_Way>: maw
<Amos>: this
<Wrong_Way>: you ever play mafia?
<Maw>: .________.
<Maw>: no, ww
<Maw>: also nooooice, amos
Flipside looks at the door
<Wrong_Way>: you'll learn quick
<Maw>: so are y'all going full vamp now?
<Amos>: gotta spook]
Amos looks back, not knowing what to do with what he's gotten himself into
<Flipside>: Oh, hey Amos.
<Amos>: hey mirela....
<Flipside>: What's... what's up?
<Amos>: that talk earlier. What you said....
<Flipside>: Yes...?
<Amos>: I feel the same about you
<Flipside>: Well, gosh... that's... surprising. But in a good way. I, uh, don't really know what to say.
<Amos>: s-sorry. that was sudden. I shouldn't have...
<Flipside>: Hey, no, it's okay.
<Flipside>: I mean, if you're free after work...
Amos rubs the back of his neck, embarrassed
<Amos>: .....I think I will be
<Flipside>: We could, uh, y'know... do something. Like, coffee or stuff. Up to you, really.
<Amos>: yeah, just see where things go. if that's alright with you.
<Flipside>: That is completely fine with me.
<Jitterbug>: https://epicmafia.com/game/2755118
<Jitterbug>: joooooooin
<Amos>: then... it is with me too.
<Amos>: I'll see you after work then!
<Flipside>: Sure, see you then.
Amos gives Flipside a quick hug then quickly flees out of the library, having some energy in his step for once
<Flipside>: turnin in for night
<Amos>: nighty night
*** Maw is now known as Dibbles
Dibbles drops down from the ceiling in front of Amos
<Amos>: oh hi dibbles
<Dibbles>: r u hitgn on mi mum
<Amos>: because she's a beautiful woman and a good friend and she's a single mother while I'm absolutely loaded
<Amos>: I think its a logical conclusion
<Amos>: think of all the chocolate milk and burger money
<Wrong_Way>: did someone say burgers
<Amos>: Yes. I did.
<Amos>: and none for you, mark
<Dibbles>: ...B-be nice to her.
<Amos>: I will.
<Dibbles>: Do, uh...
<Dibbles>: does this mean I'd have to start calling you 'dad'?
<Jitterbug>: did someone say...
*** Jitterbug is now known as HabeusKaiju
<Amos>: ....if it gets that far....
<Amos>: ]
<HabeusKaiju>: Legal system?
<Dibbles>: How do you decide if it gets that far or not?
HabeusKaiju tosses burgers at Wrong_Way
<Wrong_Way>: ey, this better be turtle burger
<Amos>: Well, I mean, it might not work out. We're not gonna just hit it off automatically and move in and get married. These things, they take time. Sometimes they don't happen.
<Amos>: If it does... I'll try to be a good dad.
<Dibbles>: Oh. Well, that's what's important!
<Amos>: Yeah, you deserve somebody who's good to ya. I'm not good with some things, but my texan upbringing at least taught me to value family.
Amos ruffles Dibbles' hair
<Dibbles>: W-well, I always thought my mom was good to me
<Dibbles>: And, Franky is nice...
<Amos>: They are good to ya
<Amos>: jus' sayin that I'll try to be as good as them if the time comes
<Amos>: now I gotta go get my chocolate. you... try to avoid climbing on the ceiling, alright?
<Dibbles>: I'm training to be silent, like a spider!
<Dibbles>: : D
<Amos>: ....good luck with that
Amos turns into a shadow and goes off to get his chocolate
Dibbles KILLS THE BEAT IN HIS SHADOWY FORM, HOLDING DOMINION OVER THIS SORT OF THING]
Amos was slain that day]
Dibbles WILL NEVER LET SUCH MEN NEAR HIS MOTHER]
Amos should have known better]
<LordFrieza>: so as it turns out
<Amos>: sup frieza
<LordFrieza>: vikings is an mazing show
<LordFrieza>: *amazing
<Amos>: neato
<LordFrieza>: go watch it
Amos flips patties
<Dibbles>: I want one
Amos makes a burger for dibbles
<Dibbles>: : D
Amos would make burgers for others but they're all DEAD
Amos would probably do other things but alas they're still DEAD
<Dibbles>: I c-could continue being Double O' Skyler
<Amos>: Naaaah, I'll wait for the first missio to go before more double 0
<Dibbles>: alriiiight
Amos goes fishing
Dibbles helps catch fish by swimming around like an otter