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  1. ---------------------------ABOUT ME-------------------------------------------------
  2.  
  3. <link href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Dosis' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'>
  4.  
  5. <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Open+Sans+Condensed:300" rel="stylesheet">
  6.  
  7. <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Raleway" rel="stylesheet">
  8.  
  9. <body
  10. oncontextmenu="alert('Excuse you.');
  11. return false;">
  12.  
  13. <body oncontextmenu="return false" onselectstart="return false" ondragstart="return false" onkeydown="return false">
  14.  
  15.  
  16. <style type="text/css">
  17. .jknopf{display:none}
  18. body {
  19. background:url() repeat top left fixed;
  20. background-color:ffffff;
  21. }
  22.  
  23. .contain div {
  24. background-color:ffffff;
  25. color:a5a5a5;
  26. font: 7pt Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;
  27. overflow:auto;
  28. text-align: left;
  29. }
  30. a:link, a:active, a:visited, a.navbar:link, a.navbar:active, a.navbar:visited, a.man:link, a.man:active, a.man:visited, a:hover, a.navbar:hover, a.man:hover {
  31. color:000000;
  32. font: 10pt Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif
  33. }
  34.  
  35. a:link, a:active, a:visited, a:link b, a:active b, a:visited b {
  36. font-family:arial;
  37. font-size:10px;
  38. font-weight:normal;
  39. letter-spacing:2px;
  40. line-height:14px;
  41. text-transform:uppercase;
  42. text-decoration:none;
  43. color:000000;
  44. -webkit-transition: all 0.3s ease-out;-moz-transition: all 0.3s ease-out;transition: all 0.3s ease-out;}
  45.  
  46. a:hover, a:hover b {
  47. font-size:10px !important;
  48. font-weight:normal !important;
  49. letter-spacing:4px !important;
  50. line-height:10px !important;
  51. text-transform:uppercase !important;
  52. text-decoration:none !important;
  53. color:000000 !important;
  54. background-color:ffffff !important; }
  55.  
  56. I {font: italic 9px times new roman; text-transform:none; color:faf9f9; line-height:5px;}
  57. B {font: bold 8px Arial; text-transform:uppercase; color:0d0d0d; letter-spacing: .5px; line-height: 6px;}
  58. STRONG {font: 9px Lucida Console; text-transform:uppercase; color:C0BDBD; line-height:5px; letter-spacing:0px;}
  59. EM {font: 8px Lucida Sans Unicode; text-transform:uppercase; color:a09f9f; line-height:5px;}
  60.  
  61. H1 {font: normal 19px courier new; text-transform:uppercase; color:ffffff; line-height: 14px; margin: 5px; text-align: right; background-color:030303; line-spacing: 3px}
  62.  
  63. H2 {font: normal 15px Open Sans Condensed; text-transform:uppercase; color: 343434; background-color:c3dce1; line-height: 14px; margin: 5px; text-align: center; padding-top:2px; line-spacing: 3px}
  64.  
  65. H3 {font: italic 12px Times New Roman; text-transform:lowercase; color:BCC6CC; line-height: 10px; margin: 2px; text-align: right; line-spacing: 3px}
  66.  
  67. H4 {font: normal 25px Roboto; text-transform:uppercase; color:a92d1c; line-height: 10px; margin: 5px; text-align: center; padding-top: 4px; line-spacing: 5px}
  68.  
  69. H5 {font: normal 12px Times New Roman; text-transform:normal; color:808080; line-height: 10px; margin: 4px; text-align: left; padding-top: 4px; line-spacing: 5px}
  70.  
  71. H6 {font: normal 14px Bebas; text-transform:lowercase; color:EB803F; line-height: 10px; margin: 2px; text-align: center; line-spacing: 3px}
  72.  
  73. H7 {font: normal 40px Raleway; text-transform:uppercase; color: 686868; line-height: 45px; margin: 5px; text-align: center; padding-top:2px; line-spacing: 3px}
  74.  
  75.  
  76. #sitename {
  77. margin-left:-210px;
  78. margin-top:-35px;
  79. color:ffffff;
  80. font-family:'Dosis';
  81. font-size:65px;
  82. text-shadow: 2px 2px #3a3a3a;
  83. background-color:transparent;
  84. position:fixed;
  85. z-index:-9999999;
  86. }
  87.  
  88. .jlinks {
  89. text-transform:uppercase;
  90. text-align:center;
  91. font-family:'courier new';
  92. font-size:12px;
  93. color:686868;
  94. background-color:cdcdcd;
  95. }
  96.  
  97. .jlinks a {
  98. height:8px;
  99. width: 130px;
  100. text-align:center;
  101. letter-spacing:3px;
  102. color:686868;
  103. padding: 6px;
  104. font-family:'courier new';
  105. background-color:cdcdcd;
  106. font-size:12px;
  107. text-transform:uppercase;
  108. text-align:center;
  109. display:block;
  110. }
  111.  
  112. .jlinks a:hover {
  113. background-color:ffffff;
  114.  
  115. }
  116.  
  117. #musicplayer {
  118. bottom: 5px;
  119. right: 5px;
  120. position: fixed;
  121. padding: 3px;
  122. color: #6C5749;
  123. font-family: oswald;
  124. font-size: 10px;
  125. text-transform: uppercase;
  126. }
  127.  
  128.  
  129. .extra{width:770px;height:206px;top:-115;left:30px;position:absolute; border-style:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:686868;}
  130.  
  131.  
  132. .faves{width:198px;height:260px;top:100px;left:395px;position:absolute;border-style:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:686868;padding-left:2px;}
  133.  
  134. .navi{width:145px;height:260px;top:100px;left:240px;position:absolute;border-style:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:686868;padding-left:2px;}
  135.  
  136. .biography{width:356px;height:150px;top:365px;left:29px;position:absolute; border-style:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:686868;padding-left:2px;}
  137.  
  138. .facts{width:200px;height:260px;top:100px;left:29px;position:absolute;border-style:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:686868;padding-left:2px;}
  139.  
  140.  
  141. .textbox{width:565px;height:60px;top:30px;left:30px;position:absolute;border-style:solid;border-width:0px;border-color:686868;}
  142.  
  143. .image{width:200px;height:150px;top:365px;left:395px;position:absolute;border-style:solid;border-width:1px;border-color:686868;}
  144.  
  145. .hold{background-color:transparent}
  146. .contain{left:50%;margin-left:-400px;top:150px;position:absolute;z-index:0;background-color:transparent;visibility:visible}
  147. .corner{left:0;top:0;position:absolute;z-index:9;visibility:visible !important}
  148. .mpd{left:50%;margin-left:-400px;top:0;position:absolute;z-index:9;visibility:visible !important}
  149. .comments{display:none}
  150. .contacttable,.profileinfo,.latestBlogEntry,.interestsAndDetails,.extendedNetwork,.orangetext15{display:none}
  151. .bodyContent div div form{display:inline}
  152. .bodyContent table table table{visibility:hidden}
  153. a img{border:none}
  154. td,form{margin:0;padding:0}
  155. table,tr,td{background:transparent}
  156. jknopf{display:none}
  157. </style>
  158.  
  159.  
  160. *<HIDING>*
  161. <br />
  162. <style>.clearfix {margin-top: -100px;}</style>
  163. <p>
  164.  
  165. <br />
  166. <style>.friendscomments{display:none;}</style>
  167. <p>
  168.  
  169. <br />
  170. <style> div td {display:none;} table {top:24px; position:relative;} table table {top:0px; position:relative;}</style>
  171. <p>
  172.  
  173. <br />
  174. <style type="text/css">table.latestblogentry {display: none;}</style>
  175. <style>.extendednetwork{display:none;}</style>
  176. <p>
  177.  
  178. <style>
  179. [id="footerWarpper"] { display: none; }
  180. </style>
  181.  
  182.  
  183.  
  184.  
  185. <style>
  186. table.profileInfo td td {display:none;}
  187. table.profileInfo td td.text {display:table-cell; _display:inline;}
  188. </style>
  189.  
  190.  
  191. <style>.nametext{display:none;}</style>
  192.  
  193. <STYLE type=text/css> .contacttable {display: none;}</STYLE>
  194.  
  195. <br />
  196. <style>.blurbs{display:none;}</style>
  197. <p>
  198.  
  199.  
  200. <style type="text/css">.profileInfo {display:none;}</style>
  201.  
  202. <br />
  203. <style>.friendspace{display:none;}</style>
  204. <p>
  205.  
  206. <br />
  207. <style>.userprofileurl{display:none;}</style>
  208. <p>
  209.  
  210. <br />
  211. <style>.userprofiledetail{display:none;}</style>
  212. <p>
  213.  
  214. <br />
  215. <style>table div font {display: none;}</style>
  216. <p>
  217.  
  218. <style>.interestsanddetails{display:none;}</style>
  219.  
  220. <style>.userprofiledetail{display:none;}</style>
  221.  
  222. <style>.lightbluetext8{DISPLAY:none;VISIBILITY:hidden;}</style></style>
  223.  
  224.  
  225.  
  226. *<MISC>*
  227. <style>td.text table {position:relative; top: -48px;}td.text table table {position:static;}</style>
  228.  
  229. <style> div td {display:none;} table {top:0px; position:relative;} table table {top:0px; position:relative;}</style>
  230.  
  231. ------------------------------LIKE TO MEET-----------------------------------------------------------
  232.  
  233.  
  234. </td>
  235. </tr>
  236. </table>
  237. </td>
  238. </tr>
  239.  
  240. </table>
  241. <br />
  242. <table bordercolor="ffcc99" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="500" bgcolor="ffcc99" border="0">
  243.  
  244. <div id="musicplayer">
  245. <object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" width="200" height="20">
  246. <param name="movie" value="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" />
  247. <param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" />
  248. <param name="FlashVars" value="mp3=http://k003.kiwi6.com/hotlink/qzbc2lgzjs/G-Eazy_-_I_Mean_It_Official_Music_Video_ft._Remo.mp3
  249. &autoplay=1&showstop=1&showloading=never&loadingcolor=ffffff&bgcolor1=ffffff&bgcolor2=ffffff&slidercolor1=686868&slidercolor2=686868&sliderovercolor=686868&buttoncolor=686868&buttonovercolor=686868" />
  250. </object></div>
  251. </div></div>
  252.  
  253.  
  254.  
  255.  
  256. <div class="hold"><div class="contain">
  257.  
  258.  
  259. <div class="faves">
  260.  
  261. <br><center><img src=http://i.imgur.com/bOyjsLy.png></center><br>
  262. <b>RELATIONSHIP STATUS</b>: unavailable and unattainable<br>
  263. <b>WHOM</b>: lmao not happening<br>
  264. <b>SINCE</b>: 4E 201<br>
  265. <b>SONG</b>: Make Me by Britney Spears ft. G-Eazy<br>
  266. <b>COMMENTS</b>: "I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. I fight for their wives and children, who's names I heard whispered in their last breaths. I fight for we few who did come home, only to find our country full of strangers wearing familiar faces. I fight for my people impoverished to pay the debts of an Empire too weak to rule them, yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves! I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing. I fight... because I must." <br>― Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak <br>
  267.  
  268.  
  269.  
  270.  
  271.  
  272. </div>
  273. <div class="biography">
  274.  
  275.  
  276. <h5>Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Morbi tempus, lacus sit amet fringilla ullamcorper, lacus velit pulvinar libero, lobortis viverra sapien mauris euismod enim. Nunc commodo euismod ipsum ac congue. Morbi lorem dui, lobortis bibendum elit ac, ullamcorper dapibus urna. Donec cursus, nibh in molestie aliquam, dolor magna malesuada lorem, vitae dapibus eros arcu quis elit. Vestibulum sagittis tincidunt rutrum. Curabitur vulputate tincidunt lacus. Curabitur sit amet vehicula ligula, posuere volutpat orci. Fusce venenatis, libero non consectetur maximus, est sapien placerat sapien, id posuere mi odio eu diam. Suspendisse non erat ac diam porta lacinia nec eget magna. Nunc tempor lacus cursus, vestibulum justo nec, cursus libero. Donec vel mi imperdiet, tincidunt orci vitae, rhoncus leo. In convallis tempus arcu, non pellentesque felis ornare vel. Mauris at erat quis ipsum hendrerit egestas at sit amet augue.<br>
  277. <br>
  278.  
  279. Donec est justo, convallis eu tempor ut, tristique vitae eros. Pellentesque tincidunt at est id vulputate. Quisque ultrices venenatis mauris et varius. Aliquam auctor metus enim, sit amet malesuada sem maximus in. Morbi malesuada venenatis urna, id varius erat aliquet at. Quisque non euismod lacus. Duis nec lacus vehicula, tempor lacus ac, dictum nulla. Integer in interdum est, vel ullamcorper velit.<br><br>
  280. Sed condimentum nulla ullamcorper sollicitudin faucibus. Phasellus diam leo, fringilla quis faucibus eget, mattis ut libero. Vivamus tempor urna at ante tempor, rhoncus elementum nisi laoreet. Praesent quis felis pretium, varius ante sed, fermentum nunc. Maecenas id aliquet urna. Aliquam vel commodo urna, vitae pellentesque sapien. Vestibulum convallis non libero ut laoreet. Nulla ac enim mi. Phasellus sollicitudin, felis quis eleifend maximus, augue libero laoreet neque, ut facilisis sapien ipsum et velit. Fusce consectetur dapibus metus. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Phasellus lorem massa, interdum ut dolor nec, vulputate tincidunt elit. Vivamus ultrices sapien libero, et ultrices est eleifend sodales. </h5><br><br>
  281.  
  282.  
  283. </div>
  284.  
  285.  
  286. <div class="facts">
  287. <br><center><img src=http://i.imgur.com/QQhRBMU.png></center><br>
  288. <b>LEGAL NAME</b>: first middle last<br>
  289. <b>MEANING</b>: first - description. middle - description last - description.<br>
  290. <b>NICKNAMES</b>: n/a<br>
  291. <b>DATE OF BIRTH</b>: month 00, 0000<br>
  292. <b>GENDER</b>: male/female/agender - meaning here<br>
  293. <b>DISABILITY(IES)</b>: list them<br>
  294. <b>HOMETOWN</b>: city, state<br>
  295. <b>PARENTS</b>: mom and dad<br>
  296. <b>SIBLINGS</b>: eh<br>
  297. <b>PET(S)</b>: otters are everything<br>
  298. <b>OCCUPATION</b>: such and such for such place<br>
  299. <b>CURRENT RESIDENCE</b>: city, state<br>
  300. <b>HOUSE TOUR</b>: minimalist but comforting<br>
  301. <b>PAST RELATIONSHIPS</b>: eh<br>
  302. <b>SEXUAL ORIENTATION</b>: winner winner upir dinner<br>
  303. <b>LIKES</b>: more things<br>
  304. <b>DISLIKES</b>: a lot more things<br>
  305. <b>FEARS</b>: humanity<br>
  306. <b>PERSONALITY</b>: lengthy description of being a bitch here<br>
  307.  
  308. </div>
  309.  
  310. <div class="textbox">
  311. <h7>Gerald "G-Eazy" Gillum</h7>
  312.  
  313.  
  314. </div>
  315. <div class="image">
  316. <img src=http://i.imgur.com/sRRilmp.gif>
  317.  
  318.  
  319. </div>
  320.  
  321. <div class="navi">
  322. <div class="jlinks">
  323. <br><br><a href="/home.php">home</a><br>
  324. <a href="/send_message.php?member_id=DIGITS HERE">message</a><br>
  325. <a href="/add_comment.php?member_id=DIGITS HERE">comment</a><br>
  326. <a href="http://www.roleplayer.me/albums.php?member_id=DIGITS HERE">photos</a><br>
  327. <a href="/view_blog.php?id=DIGITS HERE">blog</a><br>
  328. <a href="http://ask.fm/">ask.fm</a><br>
  329. <a href="/apotelesm">credit</a><br>
  330.  
  331. </div>
  332.  
  333.  
  334.  
  335.  
  336.  
  337. </div></div></div>
  338. <table><tr><td>
  339. <table><tr><td>
  340.  
  341. </td>
  342. </tr>
  343. </table>
  344. </td>
  345. </tr>
  346.  
  347. </table>
  348. <br />
  349. <table bordercolor="ffcc99" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="500" bgcolor="ffcc99" border="0">
  350.  
  351.  
  352. </div>
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