01[22:41] <@ieppler> oh man, this question is awesome
[22:41] <@millionwaves> I think they might have been fighting over radioactive stuff!
[22:41] <@cdcarter> yea its like lateralable pretty easy
[22:41] <@millionwaves> I mea,n they're not fighting over selenium deposits
01[22:41] <@ieppler> 19.	The name’s the same.
[22:41] <@Oswy> buzz
[22:41] <@cdcarter> and oil is not a mineral
[22:41] <@OctagonJoe> No Molybdenum wars?
[22:41] <@Oswy> (free guess?)
01[22:41] <@ieppler> sure
[22:41] <@Oswy> John Smith
01[22:41] <@ieppler> FREE GUESS
[22:41] <@OctagonJoe> Isaac Hayes
[22:41] <@InfiniteStryker0> my guess is jew mcjewenthal
[22:41] <@Dolemite> george clinton
[22:42] <@Oswy> Francis Bacon
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01[22:42] <@ieppler> alright, no one
01[22:42] <@ieppler> Bedroom Adventure Gear uses it for a patented line of foam shapes designed to aid in sexual positioning.
[22:42] <@cdcarter> buzz
01[22:42] <@ieppler> chris
[22:42] <@Oswy> rofl
[22:42] <@cdcarter> i am so ashmed
[22:42] <@cdcarter> teh liberator
[22:42] <Z> what the
[22:42] <@InfiniteStryker0> dude
[22:42] <@susan> what terrifying thing are we reading?
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[22:42] <@OctagonJoe> You're ashmed?
[22:42] <@millionwaves> ...chris?
[22:42] <Z> OH MY GOD...
[22:42] <@Oswy> Jesus fucking Christ.
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[22:42] <Z> HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
[22:42] <@Oswy> Wow.
[22:42] <@OctagonJoe> Ummm
[22:42] <@InfiniteStryker0> OH MAN THAT WAS AWESOME
[22:42] <@millionwaves> Chris is up on the liberator, aparently
[22:42] <Z> someone please frame that
[22:42] <@WorstQuestionEver> are you back from your BEDROOM ADVENTURE
[22:42] <@OctagonJoe> You're off the CO team, maybe?
[22:42] <@JSRCCqb> what was the other clue
[22:43] <@OctagonJoe> That's just too weird
01[22:43] <@ieppler> Rob Lacey’s 2006 book by this title is an informal, mock-journalistic retelling of the life of Jesus.  It was the nickname given to 19th century Irish nationalist Daniel O’Connell, and to two pieces of military materiel in World War II more properly titled the FP-45 pistol and the B-24 bomber.  FTP give this name, shared by the anti-slavery journal founded in 1831 by William Lloyd Garrison.
[22:43] <@cdcarter> this si what i get for going to a church that teaches comprehensive sex education in the 8th grade
[22:43] <@Oswy> !
[22:43] <@millionwaves> my word
[22:43] <@Oswy> That's a good idea, actually.
[22:43] <@cdcarter> yea
[22:43] <@OctagonJoe> good excuse, "The church taught it to me"
[22:43] <@millionwaves> They teach you about the liberator in 8th grade?
[22:43] <@Oswy> Better than fucking abstinence-only.
[22:43] <@susan> well, that's a great church!
01[22:43] <@ieppler> haha
[22:43] <@WorstQuestionEver> <Oswy> fucking abstinence-only
[22:43] <@WorstQuestionEver> you're doing it wrong
[22:43] <@cdcarter> haha
[22:44] <@InfiniteStryker0> weiner do you have a good abs-only-related rant
[22:44] <@Oswy> Hahaha.
[22:44] <@millionwaves> I bet he does
[22:44] <@susan> abs only!
[22:44] <@millionwaves> work-out/sex ed program
[22:44] <@cdcarter> ONLY ABS ARE ALLOWED!  THEY ARE THE ONLY GOOD KIND OF MUSCLE!
[22:44] <@JSRCCqb>  yes the rant features nothing regarding pecs and gluts
[22:44] <@WorstQuestionEver> it's basically just a leadin to my "anti abortion people don't really hate abortion, they just like yelling at confused teenagers" rant
[22:44] <@InfiniteStryker0> that sounds like a fine rant
[22:44] <@limozeen> that actually sounds like my kind of workout plan
[22:44] <@millionwaves> that's a new perspective to me
[22:45] <@limozeen> running and crunches
[22:45] <Evilmonkey> i am anti-abortion matt
[22:45] <@limozeen> and nothing else!
01[22:45] <@ieppler> can i finish the packet before the rant
[22:45] <@susan> please deliver it by yelling at a bunch of confused teenagers.
[22:45] <@WorstQuestionEver> andrew builds muscle by yelling at confused teenagers
[22:45] <@WorstQuestionEver> you're stupid, bryce
[22:45] <@WorstQuestionEver> stop being stupid
[22:45] <@susan> what is the packet?
[22:45] <@millionwaves> Steinhice E
[22:45] <@InfiniteStryker0> bryce, srsly, no
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[22:45] <@susan> ah.
[22:45] <@limozeen> i mean, are you anti-abortion, or are you anti-other-people-getting-abortions?
[22:45] <@limozeen> there's a difference
[22:45] <@InfiniteStryker0> hold off on this, andrew
[22:45] <Evilmonkey> anti-abortion, unless it will cause the death of the mother
01[22:46] <@ieppler> 3 more tossups, let me finish
[22:46] <@susan> debate after packet if we still have interest.
[22:46] <Evilmonkey> unless the birth*
[22:46] <@susan> finish the packet first.
01[22:46] <@ieppler> 20.	This literary character tells his nemesis that "An evil soul producing holy witness / Is like a villain with a smiling cheek / A goodly apple rotten at the heart."
[22:46] <Evilmonkey> k
[22:46] <@WorstQuestionEver> i reiterate my considered request for you to stop being stupid
[22:46] <@Dolemite> I'm coat-hangering this shitty conversation
01[22:46] <@ieppler> This depressed man says "I know not why I am so sad" to his friends Salerio and Solanio,
[22:46] <@millionwaves> buzz
01[22:46] <@ieppler> trygve
06[22:46] * @Fred|GARBAGE applauds Pat
[22:46] <@millionwaves> The Merchant of Venice
01[22:46] <@ieppler> 10
[22:46] <@millionwaves> or maybe you want Antonio
[22:46] <@susan> mmm blackberries.
[22:46] <@millionwaves> ok
01[22:46] <@ieppler> 	ANSWER:	Antonio (also accept The Merchant of Venice)
[22:46] <@cdcarter> nice
[22:46] <@Fred|GARBAGE> i once gave a coathanger to a female friend for her birthday
[22:46] <@cdcarter> i should have buzzed
01[22:46] <@ieppler> 21.	This politician once lost an election to a prohibitionist named Edwin Scrymgeour shortly after having his appendix removed.
[22:46] <@millionwaves> that was a little mean
[22:46] <@susan> buzzwow!
01[22:46] <@ieppler> susan
[22:46] <@susan> not a buzz
01[22:46] <@ieppler> ok
01[22:46] <@ieppler> This author of the novel Richard Carvel also wrote about the Siege of Malakand and was present at the Battle of Omdurman.
[22:47] <@InfiniteStryker0> buzz
[22:47] <@limozeen> buzz
[22:47] <@millionwaves> buzz
[22:47] <@WorstQuestionEver> bzzz
01[22:47] <@ieppler> d.e.
[22:47] <@WorstQuestionEver> haha oh no
[22:47] <@InfiniteStryker0> wd
01[22:47] <@ieppler> andrew
[22:47] <@InfiniteStryker0> I lost it
[22:47] <@limozeen> hey it's winston churchill
[22:47] <@susan> buzz
01[22:47] <@ieppler> 10
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[22:47] <@WorstQuestionEver> they confused winston churchill with the other winston churchill!
01[22:47] <@ieppler> hey dees
[22:47] <babies> DONT KILL ME MATT WEINER
[22:47] <@WorstQuestionEver> winston churchill the american novelist wrote richard carvel!
[22:47] <@WorstQuestionEver> not the politician!
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[22:47] <@limozeen> yeah
[22:48] <@WorstQuestionEver> every time i think i have seen every possible area of steinhician incompetence, he tops himself
[22:48] <@limozeen> that's ridiculous
[22:48] <@OctagonJoe> DE kicks babies?
[22:48] <@Oswy> rofl
[22:48] <@OctagonJoe> That seems unkind
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[22:48] <@cdcarter> hah
[22:48] <@millionwaves> haha
[22:48] <@cdcarter> hey dees
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01[22:48] <@ieppler> haha
[22:48] <StupidDooDooDumb> hey
[22:48] <@OctagonJoe> hello Charlie
01[22:48] <@ieppler> 22.	A son of this mythological figure had this throat torn out, while his own brothers included Helblindi and Býleistr.
[22:48] <@cdcarter> last tossup
[22:48] <@cdcarter> i sense a debate
01[22:48] <@ieppler> and then one great bons
01[22:48] <@ieppler> *bonus
[22:48] <@cdcarter> buzz
01[22:48] <@ieppler> chris
[22:48] <@susan> buzz
[22:48] <@cdcarter> lets lateral this.  god, norse, steinhice -> loki?
[22:48] <@InfiniteStryker0> buzz
01[22:48] <@ieppler> 10
01[22:49] <@ieppler> 1.	Name the poem from lines, 30-20-10-5-1.
[22:49] <@Oswy> !
[22:49] <Z> nicely done
[22:49] <@cdcarter> haha
[22:49] <@WorstQuestionEver> that was a music city miracle of a lateral
[22:49] <@Dolemite> oh my
[22:49] <StupidDooDooDumb> is this steinhice bowl?
01[22:49] <@ieppler> yes
01[22:49] <@ieppler> (30) 	And a head in the freakish Atlantic / Where it pours bean green over blue / In the waters off the beautiful Nauset.
[22:49] <StupidDooDooDumb> is that why abortions were being talked about?
[22:49] <@Oswy> hahaha
[22:49] <@limozeen> howl?
[22:49] <@cdcarter> haha
01[22:49] <@ieppler> nope
[22:49] <@WorstQuestionEver> uh, the bridge
[22:49] <@Dolemite> dover beach, clearly
01[22:49] <@ieppler> (20)	In the German tongue, in the Polish town / Scraped flat by the roller / Of wars, wars, wars.
[22:49] <@susan> daddy
[22:49] <StupidDooDooDumb> daddy
[22:49] <@millionwaves> daddy
01[22:49] <@ieppler> 20
[22:49] <@Dolemite> daddddddddddddddy
01[22:49] <@ieppler> (1)	Daddy, daddy, you bastard, I'm through.
[22:50] <@cdcarter> woo
[22:50] <@WorstQuestionEver> 1 point clues in academic tournaments!
[22:50] <@susan> of course, "blue" is an "oo" sound.
[22:50] <@WorstQuestionEver> is it paranoid to think that steinhice is making a non-negligible amount of his editing decisions solely to piss me off
[22:50] <@InfiniteStryker0> no
[22:50] <@susan> yes
[22:50] <@JSRCCqb> no
[22:50] <@cdcarter> yes
[22:50] <@Fred|GARBAGE> yes
[22:50] <@OctagonJoe> maybe
01[22:50] <@ieppler> 9.	TRAVELS WITH CHARLIE: FTPE name these artists from your genial quizmaster’s observations at the Salvador Dali Museum in May 2007.  Here’s a hint: Salvador Dali is not among the answers.
[22:50] <@millionwaves> I have to think probably
01[22:50] <@ieppler> i'm not actually going to read this
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[22:51] <@susan> you can't boot people for reading a terrible packet!
[22:51] <@OctagonJoe> Oh, wow, this is an op fest
01[22:51] <@ieppler> 19.	TRAVELS WITH CHARLIE: On a 5-10-20-30 basis, given the following mammals, each of which your genial quizmaster saw in the wild on one trip to California back in 1990, tell what order of mammal they belong to:
[22:51] <@cdcarter> noooooo
[22:51] <@cdcarter> no
[22:51] <@cdcarter> no
[22:51] <@susan> I bet one of them is people.
[22:51] <@cdcarter> haha
[22:51] <@millionwaves> I hope so
[22:51] <Z> people is not an order
01[22:51] <@ieppler> 14.	The first Ph.D. dissertation in UTC history was written in 2004 by Brian Lambert of the computational engineering program, at the SimCenter, where UTC Academic Trivia Association Stats Demigod Emeritus Wally Edmondson is systems administrator.  FTPE answer these questions about recognizable physics terms from that dissertation:
[22:51] <@cdcarter> but people is a mammal
[22:51] <@susan> "one of them"--clues, not answers, obvs.
[22:51] <Z> oh as a clu
[22:51] <Z> e
[22:51] <Z> got it
[22:52] <@susan> hey, I met that guy.
[22:52] <@limozeen> heh, another UTC Stats Demigod
[22:52] <@limozeen> or is this the main one?
01[22:52] <@ieppler> ok, i'm done with this
[22:52] <@InfiniteStryker0> there's a whole pantheon
01[22:52] <@ieppler> the debate/another packet can take place
[22:52] <@InfiniteStryker0> also UTC has a physics program now
[22:52] <@cdcarter> go go gadget next packet? or activate debate?
[22:52] <@limozeen> and all of them are the gods of losing discs
[22:52] <@InfiniteStryker0> no abortion debate
[22:52] <@millionwaves> go go gadget next packet!
[22:52] <@susan> losing winged disks?
[22:52] <Evilmonkey> i want matt to take back his statement
[22:52] <@JSRCCqb> so F is next then
[22:52] <@millionwaves> heh
[22:53] <@JSRCCqb> good luck
[22:53] <@susan> haha, hope you're not holding your breath there, champ.
[22:53] <@WorstQuestionEver> i'm not having a goddamn abortion debate with you
[22:53] <@InfiniteStryker0> bryce, no
[22:53] <@WorstQuestionEver> don't you have a doctor's office to be firebombing or something
[22:53] <@DeisTevye> we cam still all agree that lisa sucks
[22:53] <@JSRCCqb> dont sell the farm
[22:53] <StupidDooDooDumb> iceburn matt
[22:53] <@InfiniteStryker0> which lisa, dan
[22:53] <@susan> lisa?
[22:53] <@DeisTevye> top chef
[22:53] <Evilmonkey> not all of us are extremists
[22:53] <@InfiniteStryker0> oh
[22:53] <@millionwaves> oh, yeah, she's terrible
[22:53] <@cdcarter> yes lisa sucks
[22:53] <@InfiniteStryker0> bryce, seriously
[22:53] <Evilmonkey> thats like saying that all muslims are al-qaeda
[22:53] <@cdcarter> i am so glad steph won
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[22:53] <@InfiniteStryker0> agree to disagree
[22:53] <@Fred|GARBAGE> lists of people i will give coat hangers to as gifts has just grown by one
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[22:54] <@susan> you should give people the nice plush padded ones, Fred.
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[22:54] <@millionwaves> Susan, you're a lisa partisan?
[22:54] <@DeisTevye> why are you in the 3% od bravo viewers who like her
[22:54] <@Oswy> Fred are you coming to CO?
[22:54] <@InfiniteStryker0> the one disagreement I have with weiner, I've agreed to disagree.  seriously, let it go
[22:54] <@susan> I like her fine.
[22:54] <@millionwaves> I mean, I don't know, that soup appeared to taste good.
[22:54] <@susan> chefs are mostly bitches.
[22:54] <@cdcarter> yea the soup looked good
[22:54] <@leftsaidfred> no co
[22:54] <@cdcarter> her final meal was way better than fucking hair boy
[22:54] <Z> you don't agree to disagree by calling someone else stupid
[22:54] <@WorstQuestionEver> yeah you just believe a microscopic cell that the body destroys on its own more than half the time is exactly the same as albert schweitzer
[22:54] <@millionwaves> like, what was it? Tom Gha Kai?
[22:54] <@WorstQuestionEver> good thing you're not an extremist or anything
[22:54] <@susan> and I think her final meal did look better overall and they didn't want to give her, which is their prerogative.
[22:54] <@WorstQuestionEver> i never agreed to disagree
[22:54] <@leftsaidfred> because i must work/move to lexington/use my vacation days more wisely
[22:54] <@DeisTevye> hey don't hate on blaise
[22:54] <@WorstQuestionEver> i only agreed to call him a moron
[22:54] <@WorstQuestionEver> here quick impression
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[22:55] <@AntiAbortionFucks> we hate abortion!
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[22:55] <@cdcarter> blaise was fine, i mean richard
[22:55] <@AntiAbortionFucks> that's why we campaign relentlessly against sex education and the distribution of birth control
[22:55] <@AntiAbortionFucks> and make up nonsense about emergency contraception
[22:55] <@millionwaves> I liked richard
[22:55] <@cdcarter> i didn't, he was annoying to me
[22:55] <@millionwaves> that microgastronomy stuff looked interesting
[22:55] <@susan> yeah, "hair boy" will forever mean sorice for me.
[22:55] <Evilmonkey> i don't believe in contraception matt
[22:55] <@cdcarter> he wasn't self aware
[22:55] <@AntiAbortionFucks> because if we didn't directly cause a million unwanted pregnancies each year, we couldn't shout at confused teenagers anymore
[22:55] <@millionwaves> I mean, he was annoying
[22:55] <@Oswy> Eric you're anti-abortion?
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[22:55] <@millionwaves> but he looked talented or something
[22:55] <@millionwaves> it's so ahrd to tell
[22:55] <StupidDooDooDumb> YOU DONT BELIEVE IN CONTRACEPTION!!!!!
[22:55] <@WorstQuestionEver> haha you don't believe in contraception
[22:55] <@InfiniteStryker0> no I'm not anti abortion, guy
[22:55] <@leftsaidfred> i wish i watched top chef so i could contribute to that discussion, as it's better than the fucking abortion shit
[22:55] <@Oswy> o
[22:55] <@WorstQuestionEver> but you're not an "extremist"
[22:55] <@WorstQuestionEver> that's good
[22:56] <@Oswy> Oh wait I reda that wrong.
[22:56] <@InfiniteStryker0> oh man, how do you live with yourself bryce
[22:56] <Evilmonkey> i believe if you conceive - tough, find someone to adopt, or raise the kid yourself
[22:56] <@susan> hey, I have some contraception right on the table here.  is it imaginary?
[22:56] <StupidDooDooDumb> do you just want all kinds of babies poppin out all over college campuses
[22:56] <StupidDooDooDumb> because thats what will happen
[22:56] <@WorstQuestionEver> you're part of a self perpetuating industry of misery
[22:56] <@millionwaves> You should watch Top Chef because it's good, Fred
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[22:56] <@WorstQuestionEver> the only reason abortion even exists is becuase retards like you oppose birth control and sex ed!
[22:56] <@millionwaves> It's a cool TV show
[22:56] <@cdcarter> yea top chef is some of the only TV i can stand
[22:56] <@leftsaidfred> ugh separate channel please
[22:56] <@WorstQuestionEver> you cause a million unwanted kids to be raised by unloving parents each year, as well as every abortion in america!
01[22:56] <@ieppler> #abortion
[22:56] <Evilmonkey> i don't oppose sex education
[22:56] <@cdcarter> #abortion
[22:56] <@WorstQuestionEver> look at yourself! look at what you do!
[22:56] <@leftsaidfred> #abortion
[22:56] <@WorstQuestionEver> then drive off a bridge!
[22:56] <@WorstQuestionEver> because you fucking suck!
[22:56] <Z> not all anti abortion are anti birth control/anti sex ed
[22:56] <@leftsaidfred> #abortion
[22:57] <@WorstQuestionEver> think of all the misery of every child in america who gets hit or raped or underfed by a parent who doesn't want them
[22:57] <@WorstQuestionEver> then pat yourself on the back
[22:57] <@WorstQuestionEver> you did that!
[22:57] <@WorstQuestionEver> good job, fuckface!
[22:57] <Evilmonkey> i didn't do it
[22:57] <@leftsaidfred> requesting all political, religious and related subjects that extend beyond pointing and laughing at idiots be taken to separate channels in future
[22:57] <Evilmonkey> they did
[22:57] <@WorstQuestionEver> you goddamn medieval retard! ask your stupid "god" what he thinks of you!
[22:57] <bbbbb|fooood> Shut the fuck up, Matt
[22:57] <@WorstQuestionEver> then tell casper the motherfucking friendly ghost hi
[22:58] <@JSRCCqb> PACKET TIME
[22:58] <AMW|away> matt, there's an art to engaging people in meaningful discussion and i think it's missing here
[22:58] <AMW|away> let's read questions
01[22:58] <@ieppler> thanks george