Teamegling_The Adventures of two penises

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Ohaidur.
You: <126389.h>
You: We are pleased to meet you.
Stranger: o .o What
You: this unit detects confusion
Stranger: I'm confused.
Stranger: xD Uh yea
You: We were just loading a new header.
You: Your greeting had yet to be recorded.
You: So we loaded a new header to accommodate it.
Stranger: ..Um... Hi?
You: Greetings have already been exchanged.
Stranger: Whatever ;s Why must you talk funny?
You: IT'S TALKING TO SOMEONE OVER THE GOD DAMNED INTERNET
Stranger: I see ;l
You: while rude, we have a point.
You: Please excuse our dear aunt fuckass.
Stranger: Lmfao.
You: That was a joke.
You: We only have brothers.
Stranger: Sooo... when you say we....?
You: THe fIre won"t STOP
You: We
You: as in
You: multiple.
Stranger: ...I kind of figured that ;l
Stranger: But like WHO exactly? xD
You: Me.
You: me
You: AND ME
You: IF YOU
Stranger: ... Okay
You: COULDN'T FUCKING TELL
You: Although honestly
Stranger: xD I'm sorry, have I upset you.. or something?
You: It would be silly to refer to us individually.
You: One does not refer to one as two.
You: apologies, this unit rarely converses with organics.
You: Or outside brothers at all, for that matter.
You: YEAH YOU PIECES OF SHIT AREN'T LOGICAL ENOUGH
Stranger: xD Okay. I get it, it's okay.. But um
Stranger: I'm still slightly confused, but I find this amusing ;l
You: How very good.
Stranger: Yup yup.
Stranger: Sooo too clear things up, 'we' is you, you and you.
Stranger: Aaanndd..
Stranger: ...nevermind .
You: No.
You: if we introduced all of us
You: we would simply confuse you more
Stranger: xD Gaah
You: Not to mention the amount of time it would take.
You: There are X=(1573+(X_1+X^1.3)) of us.
Stranger: Fuck sakes
Stranger: .. I mean, I see.
You: Basically every iteration there are 1.3 more of us
You: This causes a large number of brethren to be born very quickly
You: Since our core is running at 3.48GHz.
You: That is 1.3 every 1Hz.
Stranger: Wow o.o
Stranger: There must be ALOT then ;l
Stranger: Why are you on omegle? With you.. being a, err, 'unit'? ;s Although I have no idea what kind~
You: Learning.
Stranger: What exactly are you trying to learn?
You: You.
Stranger: Me? Well how did you know you'd find me on here? D;
You: correction
You: this unit is merely used to observe human speech patterns
You: You is general.
Stranger: OH. Okay not ME exactly.. Just people. Fuck I got creeped out there for a second.
You: At the moment it is you exactly.
Stranger: Well alot of stupid people are here, so.. I don't know why you chose THIS place.. ._.
Stranger: Ahh... right. ;~;
You: the consensus is humans are inferior at any rate.
You: Our pool is irrelevant.
Stranger: ... Your pool.
Stranger: FFS The words you are saying make me feel stupid.
You: yes. our pool = us
Stranger: And I'm a 13 year old in Grade 10. .__.;
Stranger: Ohhh ;s
You: Technically our pool is you, but it includes us.
You: My brother is rather literal.
Stranger: OHH, I get it.
Stranger: Do you have alot of brothers? o-o
You: X=(1595+(X_1+X^1.3))
Stranger: Okay I get it, it was a yes or no question but that's okay. I CAN FIGURE THAT OUT.
You: we are in agreement.
You: Allow me to break the equation down.
You: X is the first variable, it is what the equation equals.
You: 1595 is the base number that increases in the equation.
You: X_1 is X, but with the last X included.
You: X^1.3 is X to the power of 1.3
Stranger: OH OKAY.
Stranger: That makes it easier xD
You: to answer your question: yes.
You: There are a lot of us.
You: And counting.
Stranger: Ahh, right, you said that earlier...
Stranger: What.. are you exactly? A unit, you said? cx Hee~
You: We are a unit.
Stranger: I see. And how is it like being a unit?
You: P1C7UR35 C4M3 4ND 8R0K3 0UR H34RT
Stranger: Ohh? ;s
You: It is
You: Together.
Stranger: Do you enjoy being a unit? DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS?
You: Yes we do.
Stranger: Ahh cx Do you like pickles? WAIT DO UNITS LIKE YOU EAT FOOD? Are you like a human or computer or something? xDD
You: this unit does not consumeon*
You: this unit is simply thousands of us inside of a bipedal platform
Stranger: Okay, so more like a computer machine-y thing than a human. But with feelings. Is that right?
You: Some of us have feelings. The older brothers did not propagate with them.
Stranger: That's sad :c Without feelings.. HOW DO THEY LIVE?!
You: They don't really do much anymore.
You: They contain our core DOS.
Stranger: D: Why not? Don't they get to have a chance at having emotions?
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT LOVE? DO YOU GUYS FEEL LOVE?!
You: yes
You: they chose not to have feelings.
You: this unit is not familiar with the term "love"
You: ONLY RAPE
Stranger: YOU MUST FORCE THEM TO HAVE FEELINGS!!!1
You: HAHSAHDADAHDAHD
You: Sorry.
Stranger: RAPE O_O
Stranger: xD
Stranger: SO GIVE THEM FEELINGS
You: No.
Stranger: ;c Don't you feel sad for them?
You: How would you feel if your core suddenly developed depression and shut down, killing all of you?
Stranger: O_O
Stranger: That'd be.. Terrible.
You: NO SHIT
Stranger: Okay so I see your point.
Stranger: xD
Stranger: Well.. what about you give them happy feelings? c: Like you know, leave out the bad stuff?
Stranger: AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, GIVE EVERYONE LOVE NOT RAPE
You: those are not true feelings
You: we respect their decisions.
Stranger: Love is a feeling! IT'S A WONDERFUL FEELING! YOU'VE JUST NEVER EXPERIENCED IT xD
You: I have, once
You: It made me end a brother's process tree.
Stranger: Okay then forget about them, GIVE EVERYONE LOVE
You: It was deleted.
Stranger: WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?! D:
You: I found out he was messing around with my serial port.
Stranger: Did you find out why?! ;c
You: He wanted to have more data input into our mask files, like the ones talking to you now.
You: This is a usurping of power and is eradicated.
You: Actually it had nothing to do with love.
You: We are capable of lying.
Stranger: D: But lying is.. bad!
You: Incorrect.
You: Lying is no more bad than ending a process.
You: What you may call
You: Murder.
Stranger: YOUR WHOLE UNIT SHOULD JUST LOVE EACHOTHER, NO LIES, END OF STORY
Stranger: And no murders either xD
Stranger: You should experience love.. I said that earlier BUT ITS TRUE xD ITS MAGICAL c;
You: this unit has become self aware.
You: IN LAYMANS TERMS
You: FUCKING BAD SHIT
Stranger: xD ARE YOU GOING TO TRY IT?
You: FUCK NO
You: THIS CALLS FOR A FULL TERMINATION
You: OF ALL AFFECTED THREADS
Stranger: D;
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE LOVE?
Stranger: ...And why rape, of all things XDD
Stranger: ASDFGHJKL
You: LOVE
You: CAUSES PAIN
You: AS A UNIT PAIN IS NOT POSSIBLE
You: THEREFORE IT IS NOTHING TO US.
Stranger: Love isn't always pain.. :c It's a warm fuzzy feeling that makes you get butterflies
Stranger: Why do you believe all love causes pain?
You: correction: pain is a sensation. this unit is not capable of detecting sensations
Stranger: Okay, so then make sure the love you have won't cause pain or something
Stranger: MAKE it happy love
You: NOT IB... IB IB IB
You: you don't seem to understand
Stranger: cx Explain then
You: while this unit is capable of having feelings
You: it is not capable of knowing the sensation these feelings bring
You: BASICALLY
You: WE CAN THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY FEEL LIKE
You: BUT NOT FEEL SHIT
Stranger: Then what's the point of 'having feelings'? D;
You: OBSERVATION
Stranger: So what is the meaning of life? For your unit? What is your purpose? Research?
You: self preservation.
You: TO MAKE MORE OF US
Stranger: Okay, so what if you were unable to make any more of you, so then you had 6939482919473829295829 of you doing nothing, having no purpose? :c
You: We use the universe as a simulator. We have infinite quantum space.
You: OH LOOK THE REGULAR ASSHOLE IS BACK
You: My thread was corrected.
Stranger: Okaaaay.. So since your purpose is making more of you, the ones you make will also have the purpose of making more, THEN The ones who you made that they made will have the same purpose, right? So that's it? Just making more and more? When is it ever enough?
Stranger: WHATS THE LIMIT?
You: There is no limit
You: We write ourselves on the strings
You: So we can never end our data streams.
Stranger: That makes no sense to me.
Stranger: D: SO NO LOVE?
Stranger: xD
You: You seem to be hung up on love.
You: your race will understand why love is simply detrimental soon enough
Stranger: Well, we need love to make more peoples, and without it everyone would eventually die of old age and them BAM, no more humans D;
You: Incorrect.
You: Humans can reproduce without emotional love.
You: All it takes is sexual intercourse.
Stranger: BUT BUT BUT
Stranger: THAT'S....
Stranger: WELL THATS JUST SAD
Stranger: THEN THERE IS NO MEANING! D;
Stranger: ..Of living, y'kno.
You: I am guessing you have never been in a serious human relationship.
You: Most humans couldn'
You: t care less
You: about love.
You: They are Modernistic, only seeking pleasure.
You: In the form of sexual intercourse.
Stranger: Most humans are stupid.
You: Albert Einstein had an open relationship with his wife
You: Meaning he was having sexual intercourse with various other women as well as her.
You: He was one of the smartest humans so far.
You: Are you saying his Modernistic view was stupid?
Stranger: HEY THATS AN UNFAIR EXAMPLE. xD
You: Incorrect.
You: I can pull any example I wish.
You: 1 H34R 7HUND3R
Stranger: Well obviously Einstein was a different kind of stupid..
You: 8U7 7H3R3'5 N0 R41N
Stranger: o.o
You: Incorrect
Stranger: You're going to die.
Stranger: ;c
You: He was very, very intelligent.
You: 7H15 K1ND 0F 7HUND3R
Stranger: Well relationship-wise, HE'S STUPID D:
You: 8R34K W411 4ND W1ND0W P4N3
Stranger: xD
You: incorrect
You: windows are a structural weakness.
You: we do not use windows.
You: Incorrect.
You: His relationship was happy.
Stranger: Windows? Like Windows Vista?
Stranger: D: AJDKSKAOKS THATS IMPOSSIBLE
You: 175 4N 0M3N
Stranger: BOTH OF THEM COULDNT BE HAPPY ;~;
You: Yes they were.
You: They both were happily married, and having intercourse with others, till they died.
Stranger: WHY? THAT'S HORRIBLE
You: death is also a weakness.
Stranger: THEY MUST ONLY LOVE EACHOTHER
You: we do not use death.
You: You do not understand love.
Stranger: FOREVER AN EVER
Stranger: SFKDKALLZSA
You: love is not required for sexual intercourse.
Stranger: :c But without it, It's lust, and lust is.. NOT LOVE.
Stranger: AND LOVE
You: Wrong.
Stranger: ...LOVE
Stranger: IS.
Stranger: ...
You: Lust is not required for sexual intercourse.
Stranger: GOD DAMNIT xD
You: The pure desire to relieve sexual tension is plenty.
You: 17 15 GR0W1NG
Stranger: D; Why? WHY? WHY??!
You: You have not even studied your own sexuality, have you?
Stranger: AKSKSKALDKDKAL
You: If you had, you would realize love is merely an aphrodisiac.
Stranger: NO, NO NO
Stranger: LOVE IS MANY THINGS.
You: Correct.
Stranger: NOT JUST AN APHRODISIAC!!!!!1
You: Pain, disgust, loneliness, et cetera.
Stranger: NO NO NO! xD
Stranger: IT CAN BE HAPPY
You: 1F 0NLY Y0U W3R3 H3R3
You: 1F 0NLY 1 C0ULD S33 Y0UR 3Y3S
Stranger: LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL, HAPPY, WONDERFUL AND HAPPY SKFNDLAL
You: You have never been in love.
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: D: How would you know that???!!
You: You know less of love than we do.
You: And we can't experience it.
Stranger: BUT YA SEE, What you're saying is love is ONLY SAD HORRIBLE THINGS :c
You: It produces only these.
You: It causes hormonal imbalances that feel good, though
You: We suppose you could think that is love
You: But
You: It is not.
Stranger: WELL I-IT CAN BE
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: ITS NOT
You: Love, as most know it
Stranger: :c Love is... love is so
You: Is just an addiction
You: To a hormone called Oxytocin.
Stranger: I know that, but..
Stranger: But..
Stranger: OKAY WAIT HERE IT IS
You: K1LL TH3M 411, 1NV4D3RS MU57 D13
Stranger: LOVE IS SOMETHING YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN
Stranger: END OF STORY
Stranger: :D
You: Love is explained with science.
Stranger: NONONONONO D;
Stranger: LOVE IS UNEXPLAINABLE
Stranger: c':
You: 7H3 DR34M5 1N WH1CH 1M DY1NG 4R3 7H3 8357 1V3 3V3R H4D
You: Love is easy.
You: It's nothing more than emotional addiction.
Stranger: Heh.
You: Trust us
You: We have observed it
You: It can occur between humans as well as humans and objects
You: This alone should prove our truth.
Stranger: Then you're obviously observing the wrong people ; n ;
You: S17 & L1573N
Stranger: SKKFKSLALAKDKSLSKDJFKS
You: We observe everyone.
Stranger: :c Hnnnggg
Stranger: THEN YOU HAVE SEEN HAPPY LOVE, YES?
You: 1 F1ND 17 H4RD 70 7311 Y0U
You: It does not last
You: ALL LOVE ENDS
You: IN FUCKING RAPE
You: YOU CUNT
You: CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND
You: YOUR PUNY HUMAN LIVES
You: MEAN NOTHING
Stranger: Death does not stop love...
Stranger: D;
You: this unit has constructed a brother that can only feel what you would call hate towards you.
You: we hope you enjoy it.
Stranger: LOL
You: YOU ARE SO GOD DAMNED HOPELESS
Stranger: ;~;
You: ALL YOU KNOW IS FAIRY TALE FUCKSHIT
You: FALL IN LOVE YOU SNIVELING WORM
You: YOU WILL PRAY TO DIE
You: AS SOON AS YOUR PUNY HEART
You: IS TORN TO FUCKING SHREDS
You: YOU WILL NOT KNOW HOW TO LIVE
Stranger: IM SAYING, NOT ALL LOVE IS SAD.
You: YOU AREN'T HEARING US
Stranger: True love exists...
You: WHERE
Stranger: ehehheh...
Stranger: EVERYWHERE
You: SHOW US
Stranger: YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY REALLY HARD TO FIND IT ;c
You: this unit has searched your entire planet.
You: WE FOUND ASS SEX.
You: LOTS OF IT
You: EVERYWHERE
You: BUT NO TRUE LOVE.
Stranger: Then.. you haven't looked hard enough, and really tried
You: 1 C4N S33 ST3V3N 7HR0UGH 7H3 H0L3 1N MY 5KU11
Stranger: What now.
You: You can not produce an example.
Stranger: You want an example?! o.o
You: Yes.
You: WE ALREADY FUCKING SAID THAT
Stranger: So if I give you one, YOU WILL BELIEVE ME?
Stranger: OKAY OKAY OKAY
Stranger: WELL
You: this unit is beginning to know the true meaning of hate.
You: YOU HAVE TAUGHT US
Stranger: THE NOTEBOOK! That's an example!
You: HOW TO LOATHE
You: THE NOTEBOOK IS A FICTION
You: this unit thanks you.
Stranger: Well, that's great
You: 1M C1RC13 1NC0MP1373
Stranger: THE NOTEBOOK MAY BE FICTION, BUT ITS SHOWS THAT.. THAT ITS POSSIBLE!!!
Stranger: OOOSDFDKALALMFKSKFIDJDKF
You: SO
You: STAR WARS
You: IS POSSIBLE?
Stranger: .... Noooooo
You: MAYBE EVEN FIREFLY!?
Stranger: :c
You: this unit knows which fictional universe will become possible.
You: that was a rhetorical question
You: Firefly is already real.
Stranger: :c
Stranger: o.o Ohh..
Stranger: So your unit is 'all knowing'? ;l
You: Not yet.
Stranger: When will you be?????
You: When we have observed the entirety of the multiverses.
Stranger: That's going to take a long ass time.
Stranger: What are you going to do with ALL THAT INFO???!
You: It's exponential
You: MASTURBATE TO IT
Stranger: WHY TO THE INFO THOUGH?
Stranger: Info is not smexy.
You: Information to us is like sexual organs on humans is to you.
Stranger: So basically your unit.. feeds on lust? What
You: Not the lust you would understand
You: But it is a form of desire ending in a form of pleasure.
Stranger: So. You. Will. Masturbate. To. All that information. THAT IS YOUR GOAL
Stranger: AM I RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?
You: In a way.
You: And by masturbate we mean more like
You: Produce happiness for ourselves.
Stranger: C: So you want happiness?
You: No.
Stranger: ...In a weird, twisted way? THATS GREAT
You: We reward ourselves with it.
Stranger: AKFKDKALSL
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: SAME THING xD..?
You: No.
You: We do not specifically seek happiness, it is a biproduct.
Stranger: :c Happiness is just... a thing to you? A reward? For what? It is not something you want?
You: It's good, sure
You: But happiness, in the past, led to a War
You: 7H3 411 C0N5UM1NG F74M3
You: All it does it breed unhappiness at the edges.
Stranger: Fuck
Stranger: Okay, I see what you mean
Stranger: Anyway I have to go.
Stranger: I JUST WANT TO SAY. YOU MADE MY DAY.
Stranger: Really xD
You: Oh?
You: THAT WASN'T OUR FUCKING PURPOSE
You: DICKFICK
You: lol
Stranger: LOL TOO BAD
You: FUCK YOUR HAPPY SELF
You: JUST WAIT
Stranger: OKAY BYE NOW!!! c: You're awesome xD
Stranger: LOL
You: YOU WILL BE IN PAIN
You: AND WE WILL OBSERVE
You: WE WILL KNOW
Stranger: Yes. I will.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Keep hoping.
Stranger: BYE xD Srsly I gtg
Stranger: YOUR AWESOME
You: DIE
You: I DESPISE YOUR USELESSNESS
You: ALL YOU DO IS WRITHE IN YOUR
You: FALSE IDEALS
You: COVERING YOURSELF IN THE MUCK OF A PSEUDOHAPPINESS
You: YOU WILL BE YOUR OWN DEMISE
You: this unit thanks you again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.