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  1. [20:11] <Insectslayer-chan> :3
  2. [20:11] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  3. [20:11] <!DnD-sama> So.
  4. [20:11] <Vripe> oh ha ha
  5. [20:11] <!DnD-sama> You wake up and find you've been left alone.
  6. [20:11] <!DnD-sama> They're probably off doing something productive.
  7. [20:12] <Vripe> even the random NPCs we have are more productive than me
  8. [20:12] <!DnD-sama> So it stands to reason you should try to do something remotely productive too to avoid being beaten eaten or raped.
  9. [20:12] <Vripe> or at least the first two
  10. [20:12] <!DnD-sama> Well it most likely wouldn't be Aeria raping you.
  11. [20:13] <Vripe> LET'S GO AND GET THINGS DONE
  12. [20:13] <!DnD-sama> Good man.
  13. [20:13] <!DnD-sama> You've heard a rumor that The rose uses the sewers to get rid of bodies.
  14. [20:13] * Vripe stretches and yawns
  15. [20:13] * Vripe jumps out the window
  16. [20:13] <!DnD-sama> Also there's supposed to be a lot of treasure and shit down there since they don't strip their victims.
  17. [20:14] <Insectslayer-chan> roll 1d6 for slashing damage since you forgot to open the window.
  18. [20:14] <!DnD-sama> Insectslayer-chan rolled : 1d6 for slashing damage since you forgot to open the window. --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  19. [20:14] <Insectslayer-chan> 5 damage.
  20. [20:14] <Vripe> not stripping victims? what kind of business practices are that
  21. [20:14] <Vripe> all right
  22. [20:14] <Vripe> those assassins need a handicap anyway
  23. [20:15] <Vripe> although at this rate I might be the handicap
  24. [20:15] <!DnD-sama> So, which part of the town do you plan to enter the sewers from?
  25. [20:15] <!DnD-sama> Wait.
  26. [20:15] <!DnD-sama> Link me your sheet.
  27. [20:15] <!DnD-sama> I'm gonna add your dagger to it.
  28. [20:15] <Vripe> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=408908
  29. [20:16] <Vripe> so, I could go to where the most dumping occurs, or to where the most wealthy victims are, or to where the sewage ends up
  30. [20:17] <Vripe> the place where it ends up is most likely where the monsters are
  31. [20:17] <Vripe> the places where the wealthy victims are is the popo
  32. [20:17] <Vripe> and the dumping is the assassins
  33. [20:18] <Vripe> huuuh
  34. [20:18] <Vripe> actually, it's all probably assassins
  35. [20:18] <!DnD-sama> Fixed.
  36. [20:18] <!DnD-sama> you weren't using the right attack bonus.
  37. [20:19] <Vripe> huh
  38. [20:19] <Brutus> (You could also go to where the red ferns grow)
  39. [20:19] <!DnD-sama> Since you have weapon finesse you use range for everything.
  40. [20:19] <Vripe> I can't even remember what attack bonuses are
  41. [20:19] * DnD-sama smacks.
  42. [20:19] <!DnD-sama> Just trust the numbers.
  43. [20:19] <Vripe> okay, thanks
  44. [20:20] <Vripe> huh, what are the areas of the city again?
  45. [20:21] <Vripe> market district's probably already crawling with people
  46. [20:21] <!DnD-sama> Rich place, poor place, shop place, factory place.
  47. [20:21] <!DnD-sama> And the graveyard.
  48. [20:21] <Vripe> let's go to the rich place, then
  49. [20:21] <Vripe> fighting cops sounds fun
  50. [20:21] <!DnD-sama> Are you just going to walk up to a manhole and go into the sewers in broad daylight?
  51. [20:21] <Vripe> while whistling nonchalantly
  52. [20:22] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  53. [20:22] <Vripe> I wouldn't want to be in there at night, that's for sure
  54. [20:23] <!DnD-sama> You climb down the ladder into the sewers.
  55. [20:23] <Vripe> nighttime sewage is FREEZING
  56. [20:23] <!DnD-sama> The tunnel splits both ways.
  57. [20:23] <!DnD-sama> Which way?
  58. [20:23] <Vripe> huh
  59. [20:24] <Vripe> I'd say left
  60. [20:24] <!DnD-sama> Left or right?
  61. [20:25] <Vripe> I put more thought into that decision than any other
  62. [20:25] <!DnD-sama> You go left and die.
  63. [20:25] <!DnD-sama> No, I'm kidding.
  64. [20:25] <!DnD-sama> You go left.
  65. [20:25] <!DnD-sama> After fallowing it for a while you hear a crunching noise.
  66. [20:25] <!DnD-sama> Yes.... fallowing.
  67. [20:25] <Vripe> it's what comes after springowing
  68. [20:26] <Vripe> ahahahaha springowing sounds so stupid
  69. [20:26] <!DnD-sama> So about that crunching noise?
  70. [20:26] <Vripe> oh
  71. [20:26] <!DnD-sama> Do you go towards it or away from it?
  72. [20:26] <Vripe> can I try to listen more closely?
  73. [20:26] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  74. [20:26] <!DnD-sama> Roll it.
  75. [20:27] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
  76. [20:27] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{32}
  77. [20:27] <Vripe> I CAN HEAR FOREVER
  78. [20:27] <!DnD-sama> It sounds like teeth shearing through flesh and bone then chewing it loudly.
  79. [20:27] <Vripe> let's try the right branch
  80. [20:28] <!DnD-sama> You travel that direction for a while until something starts to feel... wrong.
  81. [20:28] <!DnD-sama> Then you hear the crunching again.
  82. [20:28] <!DnD-sama> Apparently the area you entered from loops back on itself.
  83. [20:28] <Vripe> huh
  84. [20:29] <!DnD-sama> This time amid the crunching you hear "Fresh... Meat... Tasty..." in a rattling inhuman voice.
  85. [20:29] <Vripe> let's try moving silently towards it
  86. [20:30] <Vripe> is that legal?
  87. [20:30] <!DnD-sama> Yep.
  88. [20:30] <!DnD-sama> roll it.
  89. [20:30] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
  90. [20:30] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{34}
  91. [20:30] <!DnD-sama> Okay, you produce NO sound.
  92. [20:30] <Vripe> DUDE I AM DEVOID OF SOUND
  93. [20:30] <!DnD-sama> At all.
  94. [20:30] <!DnD-sama> He doesn't even get a listen check.
  95. [20:31] <Brutus> (ANTS becomes batman)
  96. [20:31] <!DnD-sama> As you round the corner you see a deformed almost reptilian creature with four tentacles tearing at a corpse.
  97. [20:31] <!DnD-sama> It's on four legs like some kind of demonic dog.
  98. [20:31] <!DnD-sama> The flesh is green as if being dissolved by acid.
  99. [20:32] <Vripe> how much cash does he have on him
  100. [20:32] <!DnD-sama> .......
  101. [20:32] <Vripe> on second thought, let's try the market district
  102. [20:33] <Vripe> nah, I think I could take him
  103. [20:33] <Vripe> but if I slit his throat he'd probably bleed acid on me
  104. [20:33] <Vripe> and that would suck
  105. [20:33] <Vripe> actually, I've got throwing knives
  106. [20:34] <Vripe> how far away is he?
  107. [20:34] <!DnD-sama> About 10 feet.
  108. [20:34] <Vripe> do I have to move silently to get away, too?
  109. [20:34] <Vripe> holy fucking shit
  110. [20:34] <!DnD-sama> Yes, you do.
  111. [20:34] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
  112. [20:34] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{33}
  113. [20:35] <!DnD-sama> To hit in melee with the good dagger?
  114. [20:35] <!DnD-sama> Because that's a crit.
  115. [20:35] <Vripe> yuuuuuuuup
  116. [20:35] <!DnD-sama> Roll it again.
  117. [20:35] <!DnD-sama> Just do it.
  118. [20:35] <Vripe> for what numbers?
  119. [20:36] <Vripe> roll 1d20+14
  120. [20:36] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{22}
  121. [20:36] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
  122. [20:36] <Vripe> damn
  123. [20:36] <!DnD-sama> It's a full critical.
  124. [20:36] <Vripe> whoaaaaa
  125. [20:36] <Vripe> so, uh, how do I calculate damage with this thing?
  126. [20:37] <Vripe> 1d4+8+4d6?
  127. [20:37] <!DnD-sama> 4+(6x4)+8x2 = 72 damage.
  128. [20:37] <Vripe> oh
  129. [20:37] <Vripe> OH SO IT'S FULL
  130. [20:37] <Vripe> HOLY ASS
  131. [20:37] <Brutus> (Vripe of the Holy ASS)
  132. [20:38] <@CEB> (Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...)
  133. [20:38] <!DnD-sama> It lets out a savage inhuman yell as it turns to try and FUCKING EAT YOU
  134. [20:38] == Insectslayer-chan has changed nick to Bile
  135. [20:38] <Bile> roll 1d20+5
  136. [20:38] <!DnD-sama> Bile rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  137. [20:38] == Bile has changed nick to Bile|23
  138. [20:39] <Bile|23> Now, roll initiative.
  139. [20:39] <Vripe> roll 1d20+4
  140. [20:39] <!DnD-sama> Vripe rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{13}
  141. [20:39] == Vripe has changed nick to Vripe|13
  142. [20:39] <Bile|23> He makes a sound like he's going to hock a lugi then he spits a huge globule of acid to you.
  143. [20:39] <Bile|23> at you*
  144. [20:39] <Bile|23> roll 1d20+19
  145. [20:39] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d20+19 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{30}
  146. [20:39] <Bile|23> Is that a hit?
  147. [20:39] <Bile|23> :3
  148. [20:40] <Vripe|13> hoow do I tell
  149. [20:40] <Bile|23> Look at your AC.
  150. [20:40] <Vripe|13> oh ass, yeah
  151. [20:40] <Bile|23> roll 4d6
  152. [20:40] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 4d6 --> [ 4d6=17 ]{17}
  153. [20:40] <Vripe|13> OH YOU'RE COOL
  154. [20:40] <Bile|23> You take 17 acid damage.
  155. [20:40] <Bile|23> roll 1d4
  156. [20:40] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  157. [20:40] <Bile|23> roll 1d3
  158. [20:40] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d3 --> [ 1d3=3 ]{3}
  159. [20:41] <Vripe|13> I'M NOT THAT DUMB
  160. [20:41] <Bile|23> It will persist for 3 rounds doing another 1d6 each round.
  161. [20:41] <Vripe|13> jesus
  162. [20:41] <Vripe|13> okay, let's see
  163. [20:42] <Vripe|13> I think I'll kick his eyes out
  164. [20:42] <Bile|23> roll to hit.
  165. [20:42] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : to hit. --> error: malformed expression
  166. [20:43] <Vripe|13> that's 1d20+8?
  167. [20:43] <Bile|23> +10
  168. [20:43] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+10
  169. [20:43] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{11}
  170. [20:43] <Vripe|13> ahahaha
  171. [20:43] <Bile|23> Roll it again.
  172. [20:43] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : it again. --> error: malformed expression
  173. [20:43] <Vripe|13> I kick my own eyes out
  174. [20:43] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+10
  175. [20:43] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{27}
  176. [20:44] <Bile|23> You boot flies off and hit him in the face doing 1 point of nonlethal damage.
  177. [20:44] <Vripe|13> NOOOOO MY BOOT
  178. [20:44] <Bile|23> He shrieks at you and charges.
  179. [20:44] <Bile|23> roll 1d20+17
  180. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{31}
  181. [20:44] <Bile|23> roll 1d20+17
  182. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{27}
  183. [20:44] <Bile|23> roll 1d20+17
  184. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{28}
  185. [20:44] <Bile|23> roll 1d20+17
  186. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{27}
  187. [20:44] <Bile|23> roll 1d3+3
  188. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d3+3 --> [ 1d3=3 ]{6}
  189. [20:44] <Vripe|13> is this one of those river of sewage sewers?
  190. [20:44] <Bile|23> roll 1d3+3
  191. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d3+3 --> [ 1d3=3 ]{6}
  192. [20:44] <Bile|23> roll 1d3+3
  193. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d3+3 --> [ 1d3=2 ]{5}
  194. [20:44] <Bile|23> roll 1d3+3
  195. [20:44] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d3+3 --> [ 1d3=3 ]{6}
  196. [20:45] <Bile|23> You take 23 lashing damage as he strikes at you with his tentacles.
  197. [20:45] <Bile|23> Yes.
  198. [20:45] <Bile|23> roll 1d20+7
  199. [20:45] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{8}
  200. [20:45] <Vripe|13> could I grab my boot as I swim with the current
  201. [20:45] <Bile|23> Wow.
  202. [20:45] <Bile|23> Make a strength check.
  203. [20:45] <Bile|23> He's trying to grab you with his tentacles.
  204. [20:45] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+1
  205. [20:46] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{13}
  206. [20:46] <Bile|23> You easily slip free.
  207. [20:46] <Bile|23> Make an attack of opprotunirt.
  208. [20:46] <Bile|23> opprotunity(
  209. [20:46] <Bile|23> **
  210. [20:46] <Vripe|13> I assume it's beneficial to use the awesome dagger
  211. [20:46] <Bile|23> With your good dagger.
  212. [20:46] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+14
  213. [20:46] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{17}
  214. [20:46] <Bile|23> Hit.
  215. [20:47] <Bile|23> Only because Adamantine ignores natural armor though.
  216. [20:47] <Bile|23> damage.
  217. [20:47] <Vripe|13> so it's 1d4+8?
  218. [20:47] <Bile|23> 1d4+4d6+8
  219. [20:47] <Vripe|13> roll 1d4+4d6+8
  220. [20:47] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d4+4d6+8 --> [ 1d4=1 4d6=18 ]{27}
  221. [20:48] <Bile|23> "EAT YOU!" It howls as it wriths in pain.
  222. [20:48] <Bile|23> Your turn.
  223. [20:49] <Vripe|13> maybe I should sever the tentacles
  224. [20:49] <Vripe|13> I'll try cut one of them off
  225. [20:49] <Bile|23> Okay.
  226. [20:49] <Bile|23> You can actually make 2 attacks I think.
  227. [20:50] <Vripe|13> in this situation it's the sneaky one that's better, right?
  228. [20:50] <Bile|23> No, you can't sneak attack it right now.
  229. [20:50] <Vripe|13> oh, gotcha
  230. [20:50] <Vripe|13> awesome dagger, then
  231. [20:50] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+14
  232. [20:50] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{22}
  233. [20:51] <Bile|23> Yeah, in fact it's pretty much always the best choice unless you're going to pop a hidden blade.
  234. [20:51] <Bile|23> Attack again +9 this time.
  235. [20:51] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+9
  236. [20:51] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{20}
  237. [20:54] <Vripe|13> gotta watch out for his silence
  238. [20:54] <Bile|23> Both hit.
  239. [20:54] <Bile|23> Damage.
  240. [20:54] <Bile|23> 1d4+8
  241. [20:55] <Vripe|13> roll 1d4+8
  242. [20:55] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d4+8 --> [ 1d4=1 ]{9}
  243. [20:55] <Vripe|13> roll 1d4+8
  244. [20:55] <!DnD-sama> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d4+8 --> [ 1d4=2 ]{10}
  245. [20:55] <Bile|23> You manage to cut off one tentacle and render a second useless.
  246. [20:55] <Vripe|13> yay!
  247. [20:55] <Bile|23> roll 1d20+17
  248. [20:55] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d20+17 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{29}
  249. [20:56] <Bile|23> roll 1d20+12
  250. [20:56] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{31}
  251. [20:56] <Bile|23> He bites you twice.
  252. [20:56] <Vripe|13> no!
  253. [20:56] <Bile|23> roll 3d4+10
  254. [20:56] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 3d4+10 --> [ 3d4=6 ]{16}
  255. [20:56] <Bile|23> roll 3d4+10
  256. [20:56] <!DnD-sama> Bile|23 rolled : 3d4+10 --> [ 3d4=6 ]{16}
  257. [20:56] <Bile|23> You take 32 slashing damage as he takes chunks out of you.
  258. [20:56] <Vripe|13> oh, I should be keeping track of my HP
  259. [20:57] <Vripe|13> think I'm dead now
  260. [20:57] <Bile|23> Probably.
  261. [20:57] <Vripe|13> [X] Reload save
  262. [20:57] <Bile|23> No.
  263. [20:57] <Bile|23> You're just dead. But all is not lost.
  264. [20:58] <Vripe|13> isn't this guy's whole thing eating people?
  265. [20:59] <Bile|23> Rose.
  266. [20:59] <Bile|23> Rose was lost in the city, I was saving her for this.
  267. [20:59] <Vripe|13> ohhh
  268. [20:59] <Bile|23> I'm doing their fight right now.
  269. [20:59] <Vripe|13> oh, so that's why his mod was equal to my AC
  270. [20:59] <Bile|23> She'll be able to get your body to the others maybe.
  271. [21:00] <Bile|23> No, he was supposed to fight all five of you at once.
  272. [21:00] <Bile|23> But I knew somebody would come down here alone.
  273. [21:00] <Brutus> (How she got lost in the sewers the world may never know)
  274. [21:00] <Bile|23> Because you're idiots.
  275. [21:00] <Vripe|13> that's me
  276. [21:00] <Bile|23> She killed him.
  277. [21:00] <Bile|23> Only just though.
  278. [21:00] <Bile|23> Now she has to fly you to the others with 9 HP.
  279. [21:01] <Vripe|13> please tell me I grabbed my boot with the last of my strength
  280. [21:02] <Bile|23> She grabbed it.
  281. [21:02] <Vripe|13> sweet, I'm cool with dying now
  282. [21:02] <Bile|23> Along with a few things from the corpses he was eating.
  283. [21:02] <Vripe|13> oh fuck that, now I wanna live
  284. [21:02] <Bile|23> You will live again.
  285. [21:02] <Bile|23> You're best bros with a necromancer!
  286. [21:03] <Vripe|13> ah fuck now I'm a zombie
  287. [21:03] <Bile|23> Not neccessarily, you could be another kind of undead!
  288. [21:03] <Brutus> Or I could eat him.
  289. [21:04] <Bile|23> We'll worry about it next session.
  290. [21:04] <Bile|23> 4800 xp.
  291. [21:04] <Vripe|13> LEVEL UP FROM THE GRAVE
  292. [21:05] <Vripe|13> it's amazing I forget what to do every level
  293. [21:05] <Brutus> How to make a two session adventure into one by: Vripe.
  294. [21:05] <Bile|23> We'll do your level after your stat reworks.
  295. [21:05] <Bile|23> Next session you guys will decide what to do with him.
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