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- i think
- non-seriously
- completely satirically
- and slightly seriously >_>
- that everyone who disagrees with me on anything should be brainwashed into line
- i want mind control powers
- 3:02 PM
- Mrs. Murdersmith
- Power of suggestion would be cool as hell
- 3:02 PM
- no
- mind control
- i already have the power of suggestion.
- but it's limited
- i want the ability to rewrite anyone i'm aware of the possibility of the existence of, at a whim
- so i dont even need to know they exist
- i just need to think they might
- and if they do, i'll find them
- i wanna be a supervillain
- 3:04 PM
- Mrs. Murdersmith
- I wouldn't mind taking over the world. Lol
- 3:06 PM
- me neither, but i'd need a cheat way to do it, absolute endearment from 90% of the population and absolute loyalty from 100%
- like
- if i had mind control powers i'd just close my eyes and make everyone ask the question "who is Ciru"
- come to the conclusion that it's me
- and then ask themselves why is this important
- and then come to the infallable and unquestionable conclusion that it's because i am the grand ruler of all of humanity
- then i'd make everywhere one country
- make it so everyone eats
- everyone would be part of a SEMI-hivemind
- so if i want research to be done on something everyone in the world capable of researching it would just do it
- like i still want semi free will
- because personalities and unique ways of talking and interacting are cute
- drones are boring
- but there still needs to be flawless reverence for my command.
- you know?
- 3:12 PM
- Hmmm....I feel like eventually you might go power mad. Get bored. Or lose touch with reality
- Mrs. Murdersmith
- And what happens when you die?
- 3:16 PM
- with literally every scientist in the world under perfect control researching whatever i want, however i want
- who says i die?
- 3:17 PM
- maybe i transform the planet into a content race of people under the permanent control of a hive king bent on both immortality and one-ness with nature
- and then we just become absolutely perfectly renewable
- the planet becomes beautiful
- and our technology bursts to levels where it can actually fuse with the planet
- allowing for both a perfect balance environmentally and industrially
- basically create a biotechnology which allows buildings to grow roots and be trees
- then giant forests of biometalic wooden trees equalize the carbon emission offsets of the renewable ethanol fuels.
- meaning we can grow ebony so strong that it makes non renewable metals obsolete.
- 3:20 PM
- Mrs. Murdersmith
- Have you considered writing scifi? You have interesting ideas
- 3:20 PM
- i dont like writing
- i'd love if someone wrote for me
- but i just have these ideas
- if i ruled the planet everything would be great
- because i'm reasonable.
- so everyone would be a hive mind under me, but with individuality and interpersonality
- the exception to free will would be my will and it would be infallible.
- why does all powerhunger have to lead to destruction
- i want to live forever
- in order to do that
- i need my planet to prosper
- otherwise i end up extremely lonely
- murdered
- or surrounded by blood
- therefore it would be more logical for me to lead the planet towards sustainability so that not only are my people more likely to live on and dedicate themselves not only hive mindedly but legitimately to me
- but if my scientists are well rested, well fed, well exercised and not fearing for their families lives
- then they will be more likely to dedicate themselves to ensuring my immortality
- because the alternative would be being an independent free willed species with no true goal in mind, and having the greed and lust for money corrupt the intelligable goal of renewability and success for the entire species.
- basically i'd be like the anti-borg
- like if the borg was a good thing.
- which it could be
- but all that grey and blue is very ugly.
- 3:25 PM
- Mrs. Murdersmith
- Would you reduce the population at all? (Not necessarily via death, could be gradual via lowered pregnancy rate)
- 3:34 PM
- nope
- probably increase actually.
- 3:35 PM
- Mrs. Murdersmith
- Any goal in mind? Like more minds to work on your immortality issues?
- 3:38 PM
- no just because in actuality
- statistically we can fit about 400 times the population we have in the world comfortably on the planet
- with renewability being absolute
- people will have vegetable gardens and stuff
- so if we can bioform deserts and stuff, create ways of terraforming inhospitable landscapes
- or transport bare elemental sludges to food printers which actually have the technological capablity of reconstructing elements and matter into forms that look familiar
- a la star trek
- then it's literally possible to support a much higher population
- most of the reason our population now struggles is because of the one thing that i agree with the commies about
- billionaires shouldnt exist.
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