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  1. i think
  2. non-seriously
  3. completely satirically
  4. and slightly seriously >_>
  5. that everyone who disagrees with me on anything should be brainwashed into line
  6. i want mind control powers
  7. 3:02 PM
  8. Mrs. Murdersmith
  9. Power of suggestion would be cool as hell
  10. 3:02 PM
  11. no
  12. mind control
  13. i already have the power of suggestion.
  14. but it's limited
  15. i want the ability to rewrite anyone i'm aware of the possibility of the existence of, at a whim
  16. so i dont even need to know they exist
  17. i just need to think they might
  18. and if they do, i'll find them
  19. i wanna be a supervillain
  20. 3:04 PM
  21. Mrs. Murdersmith
  22. I wouldn't mind taking over the world. Lol
  23. 3:06 PM
  24. me neither, but i'd need a cheat way to do it, absolute endearment from 90% of the population and absolute loyalty from 100%
  25. like
  26. if i had mind control powers i'd just close my eyes and make everyone ask the question "who is Ciru"
  27. come to the conclusion that it's me
  28. and then ask themselves why is this important
  29. and then come to the infallable and unquestionable conclusion that it's because i am the grand ruler of all of humanity
  30. then i'd make everywhere one country
  31. make it so everyone eats
  32. everyone would be part of a SEMI-hivemind
  33. so if i want research to be done on something everyone in the world capable of researching it would just do it
  34. like i still want semi free will
  35. because personalities and unique ways of talking and interacting are cute
  36. drones are boring
  37. but there still needs to be flawless reverence for my command.
  38. you know?
  39. 3:12 PM
  40. Hmmm....I feel like eventually you might go power mad. Get bored. Or lose touch with reality
  41. Mrs. Murdersmith
  42. And what happens when you die?
  43. 3:16 PM
  44. with literally every scientist in the world under perfect control researching whatever i want, however i want
  45. who says i die?
  46. 3:17 PM
  47. maybe i transform the planet into a content race of people under the permanent control of a hive king bent on both immortality and one-ness with nature
  48. and then we just become absolutely perfectly renewable
  49. the planet becomes beautiful
  50. and our technology bursts to levels where it can actually fuse with the planet
  51. allowing for both a perfect balance environmentally and industrially
  52. basically create a biotechnology which allows buildings to grow roots and be trees
  53. then giant forests of biometalic wooden trees equalize the carbon emission offsets of the renewable ethanol fuels.
  54. meaning we can grow ebony so strong that it makes non renewable metals obsolete.
  55. 3:20 PM
  56. Mrs. Murdersmith
  57. Have you considered writing scifi? You have interesting ideas
  58. 3:20 PM
  59. i dont like writing
  60. i'd love if someone wrote for me
  61. but i just have these ideas
  62. if i ruled the planet everything would be great
  63. because i'm reasonable.
  64. so everyone would be a hive mind under me, but with individuality and interpersonality
  65. the exception to free will would be my will and it would be infallible.
  66. why does all powerhunger have to lead to destruction
  67. i want to live forever
  68. in order to do that
  69. i need my planet to prosper
  70. otherwise i end up extremely lonely
  71. murdered
  72. or surrounded by blood
  73. therefore it would be more logical for me to lead the planet towards sustainability so that not only are my people more likely to live on and dedicate themselves not only hive mindedly but legitimately to me
  74. but if my scientists are well rested, well fed, well exercised and not fearing for their families lives
  75. then they will be more likely to dedicate themselves to ensuring my immortality
  76. because the alternative would be being an independent free willed species with no true goal in mind, and having the greed and lust for money corrupt the intelligable goal of renewability and success for the entire species.
  77. basically i'd be like the anti-borg
  78. like if the borg was a good thing.
  79. which it could be
  80. but all that grey and blue is very ugly.
  81. 3:25 PM
  82. Mrs. Murdersmith
  83. Would you reduce the population at all? (Not necessarily via death, could be gradual via lowered pregnancy rate)
  84. 3:34 PM
  85. nope
  86. probably increase actually.
  87. 3:35 PM
  88. Mrs. Murdersmith
  89. Any goal in mind? Like more minds to work on your immortality issues?
  90. 3:38 PM
  91. no just because in actuality
  92. statistically we can fit about 400 times the population we have in the world comfortably on the planet
  93. with renewability being absolute
  94. people will have vegetable gardens and stuff
  95. so if we can bioform deserts and stuff, create ways of terraforming inhospitable landscapes
  96. or transport bare elemental sludges to food printers which actually have the technological capablity of reconstructing elements and matter into forms that look familiar
  97. a la star trek
  98. then it's literally possible to support a much higher population
  99. most of the reason our population now struggles is because of the one thing that i agree with the commies about
  100. billionaires shouldnt exist.
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