uncle

<Charyb> lol what

<Charyb> whackjood

<Charyb> all I can picture is just

<Charyb> I can't even picture it

<Whackjood|animes> well, good thing there's a clip in the link I posted!

<Charyb> watching now

<dogjedi> http://giant.gfycat.com/OfficialNiceBorer.gif This turret apparantly does not like existing.

<kathy> lol

<dogjedi> It doesn't even give an error.

<dogjedi> It's just nope.

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<dogjedi> I did it. :D

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<dogjedi> Hi Coat.

<CoatRack> Hiya

<dogjedi> I got the turret to follow you rotating. :P

<dogjedi> Just a few seconds before you joined. lol

<CoatRack> oh?

<dogjedi> It doesn't fire anything yet it just plays a sound.

<dogjedi> Because the goop is annoying since you can't move. :P

<Charyb> lol

<Charyb> coatrack

<Charyb> my uncle

<CoatRack> I may replace one of those turret with my homing missile one

<CoatRack> :V

<Charyb> is fucking creepy

<CoatRack> huh?

<Charyb> you'll see why I needed to use the expletives in a secon

<Charyb> d

<Charyb> yesterday at easter coatrack

<Charyb> he's like

<Charyb> one of the worst people I know

<Charyb> way worse than my bro

<Whackjood|animes> D: oh my

<Charyb> he's 48 or so

<Charyb> divorced

<Charyb> three kids who hate his guts

<Charyb> the reason they hate his guts is because he was LITERALLY the evil stepmother stereotype

<Charyb> except he was their dad

<Charyb> you could fill a book with the odd and cruel things he did to his kids

<kathy> people try too hard to use the word literally to mean figuratively

<Charyb> like making them weed poison ivy out of the garden with their bare hands

<Charyb> but yeah coatrack

<kathy> did you like

<kathy> bother calling the police or something

<kathy> linda lindaaaaaa

<Charyb> that was years ago, I would have been really little then

<Charyb> we didn't know

<Charyb> and my mom and grandma are too naive

<dogjedi> Oh derp, I chose the wrong gif to upload.

<Charyb> anyone can see he suuuucks though

<Charyb> so guess what coatrack

<Charyb> oh I forgot

<Charyb> this guy is one of the most awful, rotten people ever

<Charyb> and he's always like

<Charyb> GOD REVEALED THIS REVELATION TO ME, AND HE TOLD ME THAT THESE ARE THE LAST DAYS. PREPARE, FOR THE ANTICHRIST IS COMING.

<Charyb> but anyways last night he was at easter (because my relatives are too naive to not invite him0

<Charyb> and he started going on about this woman that he's interested in

<Charyb> because he's been

<Charyb> "waiting on God for a wife"

<Charyb> he mentioned this woman who smiled at him and something and started talking about how he recieved some message from God about her

<dogjedi> https://mb.srb2.org/showthread.php?t=38947 Yay. :P

<Gnabot> ...

<kathy> it's really stupid that you can't charge someone for the same thing twice

<Charyb> five minutes later he left the room

<Charyb> and my cousin informed us

<Charyb> that

<Charyb> coatrack guess how old this girl is

<Charyb> woman

<CoatRack> 19

<Charyb> 18

<CoatRack> I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

<Charyb> like

<Charyb> holy fucking shit

<CoatRack> but went "naw, 19"

<CoatRack> that's only a....

<Charyb> 48 year old man creeping on this poor young girl

<CoatRack> 30 year gap

<Spherallic> ew

<kathy> so is there any reason you're not doing anything about it

<Charyb> what are you talking about kathy

<Charyb> what do you want us to do about it

<dogjedi> It's confusing when a judge doesn't post on a release to say it's been released.

<Charyb> I'm not sure what the situation that would need to be remedied is

<Charyb> besides you know

<Charyb> him existing

<Charyb> and existing creepily

<CoatRack> and rudely

<Charyb> yes

<Charyb> oh he's definitely rude

<CoatRack> I could see him being rude

<Charyb> he tries to start fights with family members

<Charyb> including kids

<dogjedi> http://giant.gfycat.com/SphericalHugeAmericancicada.gif Here's a gif of the turret thing.

<Charyb> of course he's rude

<CoatRack> dogjedi: cool :V

<kathy> being a shitty parent is probably something

<kathy> how old are the kids now

<Charyb> they're all old and out of the house

<Charyb> one lives with us

<kathy> oh and america's stupid and "you should have reported it earlier" right

<Charyb> huh

<kathy> can they even get him in trouble for being a shitty parent

<Charyb> I don't know, honestly

<CoatRack> child abuse

<Charyb> <Charyb> he tries to start fights with family members

<Charyb> he tried to start a fistfight with my brother when he was 16

<Charyb> over the game Risk