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  1. 21:51:49 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord frowns, actually unsure how it got back to -this-.
  2. 21:51:56 Gorgrix looks at Grehda.
  3. 21:51:59 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: .... Pie time.
  4. 21:52:07 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord perks up a bit.
  5. 21:52:22 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord takes a slice, carefully having a nibble.
  6. 21:52:24 Tinkerbang-WyrmrestAccord sniffs the pie.
  7. 21:53:07 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord sighs and bites into the pie. Oh. It's actually alright.
  8. 21:53:21 Vfirebrand smiles at Tinkerbang.
  9. 21:53:25 Tinkerbang smiles at Vfirebrand.
  10. 21:53:27 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord chews with more enthusiasm this time. Actually decent pie is worth investing in, and gets bit extra for himself. Blessed silence while he stuffs his face.
  11. 21:53:39 [Vfirebrand-WyrmrestAccord]: Gotta 'nother pie? I'll take it home ta Ashagar.
  12. 21:53:48 Gorgrix raises his eyebrow inquisitively at Vfirebrand.
  13. 21:53:58 Tinkerbang-WyrmrestAccord stretches her arms a bit, even sliding out of her seat to pop her back.
  14. 21:54:01 [Vfirebrand-WyrmrestAccord]: He eats. Alot.
  15. 21:54:07 Tinkerbang chuckles at Vfirebrand.
  16. 21:54:08 [Vfirebrand-WyrmrestAccord]: He'd have this table clean by now.
  17. 21:54:15 [Tinkerbang-WyrmrestAccord]: ...
  18. 21:54:18 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord isn't able to resist sweet things and thus yoinks some pie for himself and eats it with a fork. What a gentleman.
  19. 21:54:18 Tinkerbang-WyrmrestAccord mutters low to V.
  20. 21:54:23 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh, uh, we only made the one....
  21. 21:54:35 Vfirebrand looks at Tinkerbang.
  22. 21:54:36 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: We, as in, me.
  23. 21:54:45 Vfirebrand grins wickedly at Tinkerbang.
  24. 21:54:48 Tinkerbang smiles at Grehda.
  25. 21:54:57 Grehda raises her eyebrow inquisitively at Tinkerbang.
  26. 21:54:57 [Tinkerbang-WyrmrestAccord]: Well it smells delightful. I regret not being ablt to have a bite.
  27. 21:54:58 Vfirebrand-WyrmrestAccord looks at her watch and stands up.
  28. 21:55:15 Tinkerbang-WyrmrestAccord blinks, looking over at V. "What time is it?"
  29. 21:55:28 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord continues to chew around his hunk of pie. "Ya aight, Ryo?"
  30. 21:55:35 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord blinks at Ryo and V.
  31. 21:55:38 Tinkerbang peers at Gorgrix searchingly.
  32. 21:55:49 [Tinkerbang-WyrmrestAccord]: Course. I have a meeting at 7:15 at my storefront in Orgrimmar.
  33. 21:55:59 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Ah, business. Got'cha.
  34. 21:56:00 [Vfirebrand-WyrmrestAccord]: Ok, I gotta et back ta work. I gotta work onna newsletter calendar, send out recrutin' bonsuses. Hire some people. Play politics. And it's time er work, Ryo.
  35. 21:56:08 Tinkerbang nods at Vfirebrand.
  36. 21:56:12 Vfirebrand smiles at Grehda.
  37. 21:56:13 Vfirebrand smiles at you.
  38. 21:56:17 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord lifts a fork in salute, "Best'a luck to both'a yas."
  39. 21:56:25 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord smiles at Ryo and V, "Thanks for coming!"
  40. 21:56:26 [Vfirebrand-WyrmrestAccord]: Invite us again sometime.
  41. 21:56:27 Tinkerbang-WyrmrestAccord smiles at Seng and Grehda. "Thank you for hosting us. Hopefully future occassions will go as wonderfully."
  42. 21:56:32 Grehda smiles at Vfirebrand.
  43. 21:56:35 Tinkerbang gently pats Gorgrix.
  44. 21:56:38 [Vfirebrand-WyrmrestAccord]: I dont' mind spendn' an hour hasslin' Gorgrix.
  45. 21:56:38 Grehda nods at Tinkerbang.
  46. 21:56:42 Tinkerbang lets out a hearty chuckle.
  47. 21:56:42 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord lifts a hand to sqeeze Ryos.
  48. 21:56:45 Grehda snickers at Vfirebrand.
  49. 21:56:45 Gorgrix hisses at Vfirebrand.
  50. 21:56:45 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord politely nods to both women leaving.
  51. 21:56:46 [Tinkerbang-WyrmrestAccord]: Have a good night everyone.
  52. 21:56:47 Gorgrix winks slyly at Vfirebrand.
  53. 21:56:48 Vfirebrand grins wickedly at Tinkerbang.
  54. 21:56:52 Tinkerbang grins wickedly at Vfirebrand.
  55. 21:56:53 Vfirebrand-WyrmrestAccord waves.
  56. 21:56:54 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Night!
  57. 21:56:56 Tinkerbang waves goodbye to everyone. Farewell!
  58. 21:57:00 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord waves the two farewell!
  59. 21:57:02 Tinkerbang blows Blastback a kiss.
  60. 21:57:10 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord immediately falls over.
  61. 21:57:14 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord shifts back towards the married couple, monocle glinting as he swallows some pie.
  62. 21:57:15 Grehda lies down.
  63. 21:57:24 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: They ain't -that- stressful.
  64. 21:57:26 Gorgrix rolls his eyes at Grehda.
  65. 21:57:40 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord groans loudly as soon as they're out of the house, stretching out and reaching for more pie to inelegantly stuff in his face, getting berry everywhere.
  66. 21:57:51 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Oughta sit ya both down in'a trench in the barrens. Randomly fire off mortars sometimes.
  67. 21:58:04 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord swats at Tengs limb when it gets to close to HIS portion of pie.
  68. 21:58:42 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: S'why
  69. 21:58:45 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord growls at Gorgrix a little before realizing who it is and retracting, going for the other part of pie instead.
  70. 21:58:51 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: 'n the fuck, are you hosting snakes?
  71. 21:58:55 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Like actually fuckin' why?
  72. 21:58:58 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Cause lemme tell ya.
  73. 21:59:08 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Thier gonna -all- fuckin' die if they find say, an engine.
  74. 21:59:26 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: They stayin' in the house and the silo when no one watchin' 'em, Pops.
  75. 21:59:28 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Ya got any ideas how many rats I gotta peel off cords they tried to gnaw, or got stuck in the wrong part of an offline engine when I turned it on?
  76. 21:59:31 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Dozens! Loads!
  77. 21:59:34 Gorgrix snorts.
  78. 21:59:39 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: What an'
  79. 21:59:44 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Ya watch'um all the time?
  80. 21:59:46 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: None escape?
  81. 22:00:04 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord groans, "Honestly, dad! I can show you where they live!"
  82. 22:00:11 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: Making the silo up real nice for 'em like a sanc-shee-ary, like I said. I do watch 'em, yeah. Mae's almost always with me, and--
  83. 22:00:43 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord grumbles, "M'sayin' don't git upset when I turn up explainin' why i'm handing you off some broiled snakemeat with a side of snake-leather."
  84. 22:00:49 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord stands up, unlacing his pants just enough to let three other snake heads pop out of the top of his pants, all of them animals, none of them his junk.
  85. 22:00:59 Grehda blinks at you.
  86. 22:01:02 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Seng.
  87. 22:01:06 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord snorts, coughs, and pounds his chest to clear it.
  88. 22:01:14 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: What? They ain't got no place to hide in this.
  89. 22:01:14 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Holy -fuckin- gold-damn don't just DO that!
  90. 22:01:20 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: BUY YASELF A PURSE!
  91. 22:01:23 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord motions to his shirt... Bra... Thing.
  92. 22:01:24 Gorgrix looks at Grehda.
  93. 22:01:25 Grehda laughs at Gorgrix.
  94. 22:01:27 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: BUY HIM A PURSE!
  95. 22:01:40 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: If I gotta see that shit again I am gonna stab somebody.
  96. 22:01:40 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Dad! Just let him do his thing~!
  97. 22:01:47 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: What?!
  98. 22:01:49 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord coughs again, "Fuckin' snakes explodin' outta his pants."
  99. 22:01:51 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: It's my house, Pops. Ya lucky I ain't naked.
  100. 22:01:51 Grehda snickers at Gorgrix.
  101. 22:01:55 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Damn near had'a heart attack.
  102. 22:02:05 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: An'm yer guest ya savage.
  103. 22:02:15 Grehda pouts at Gorgrix.
  104. 22:02:16 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: In'a goblin compound. Learn tha' local system
  105. 22:02:21 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Dad. Please.
  106. 22:02:30 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: HE HAD SNAKES COMIN' OUTTA HIS PANTS
  107. 22:02:43 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: THOUGHT HE WAS ABOUT TO DETATCH HIS UPPERHALF AS A OLD GOD THING!
  108. 22:02:46 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: AT LEAST YA DIDN'T SEE THE BIGGEST ONE.
  109. 22:02:56 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord smacks his forehead and -LAUGHS-.
  110. 22:02:57 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord points at his very stern face. "The pants are a courtesy ta V. That's it. I can just--" He starts to push his pants down to give the snakes more room to slither out.
  111. 22:03:19 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord laughs, "Seng, STOP!"
  112. 22:03:35 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord lowers his fingers to cover his eyes. "Fuckin', ya tryin' to prove somethin'? I lived inna barracks I seen dick a'fore."
  113. 22:03:57 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: I can pull my pants down in my house if I wanna! Plus they gotta breathe.
  114. 22:04:02 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Y'know, I don't want my dad seeing my man's dick.
  115. 22:04:14 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Why are'ya keepin' snakes in ya fuckin' pants if they need to breathe?
  116. 22:04:26 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord keeps his palm over his eyes. Most of his face really.
  117. 22:04:30 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: How else is he supposed to carry 'em?
  118. 22:04:31 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord groans. "I'm wearin' underthingies." Shockingly, he is, and he knows what they are!
  119. 22:04:34 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: PURSE.
  120. 22:04:42 Grehda snickers at Gorgrix.
  121. 22:04:53 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Snake-tote, whatever!
  122. 22:05:08 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: A fuckin' basket jus' not in ya damn pants.
  123. 22:05:13 Grehda laughs at Gorgrix.
  124. 22:05:54 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Gold, just settle down! Lemme show ya where the shop is gonna be, then?
  125. 22:05:58 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord pulls the three littler snakes out of his pants and puts them on the floor one by one, grunting as he pulls his britches back up and laces them again. "A'ight I put it up."
  126. 22:06:21 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Seng, don't just let them slither!
  127. 22:06:29 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord continues to grumble, eyes covered, not budging. When Seng finally declares himself decent the older goblins ear twitches and he finally lowers his hands.
  128. 22:06:43 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: ...if one of these fucks bites me, I'm biting back...
  129. 22:06:48 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord gives on of the snakes a -look-.
  130. 22:06:54 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord starts picking up snakes, "Sorry!"
  131. 22:06:57 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord groans and picks the snakes up again, letting them find places on his person now that they don't have to hide.
  132. 22:07:16 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Thank you, Seng...
  133. 22:07:20 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord shakes his head, slowly standing up with a low groan, rubbing first his knees, then his hips.
  134. 22:07:29 Grehda gently pats Gorgrix.
  135. 22:07:32 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Aight. So what does he do besides coat ya house in snakes?
  136. 22:07:46 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: ... Do you wanna know the actual answer?
  137. 22:07:46 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: An' besides make ya happy at night.
  138. 22:07:55 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: If it ain't, "He's my fuckbuddy", yeah?
  139. 22:07:55 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: ... Only at night?
  140. 22:08:02 You raise your eyebrow inquisitively at Grehda.
  141. 22:08:03 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Well, there goes my answer.
  142. 22:08:06 Grehda snorts derisively at Gorgrix.
  143. 22:08:08 Gorgrix lets out a long, drawn-out sigh.
  144. 22:08:11 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: We only s'posed ta do that when it's dark?
  145. 22:08:12 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: I love him, Gor.
  146. 22:08:14 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord throws a napkin at Seng, "Get a job ya bum."
  147. 22:08:20 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: An' I love my wife. Job.
  148. 22:08:27 Grehda glares angrily at Gorgrix.
  149. 22:08:28 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Layin' around and dickin' Grehda ain't a job.
  150. 22:08:36 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: I got a job. I work security under Vozul.
  151. 22:08:43 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: ...that explains a lot.
  152. 22:08:45 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Yeah! C'mon, dad!
  153. 22:08:46 Gorgrix looks at Grehda.
  154. 22:08:50 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: He gits paid in like.
  155. 22:08:52 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: I like Vozul.
  156. 22:08:54 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Not snakes, right?
  157. 22:08:59 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: Gold.
  158. 22:09:01 You nod at Gorgrix.
  159. 22:09:03 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: She's a Laughing Skull, shes insane.
  160. 22:09:09 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Like she could, and would, pay you in snakes.
  161. 22:09:13 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: But don't. Golds flexible.
  162. 22:09:21 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: ... She'd pay me in snakes?
  163. 22:09:22 Grehda looks at Gorgrix and groans.
  164. 22:09:26 Gorgrix shrugs at you. Who knows?
  165. 22:09:29 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Not tha' kind you'd like?
  166. 22:09:37 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: The. Wingy ones.
  167. 22:09:40 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord looks up at the ceiling, containing his wonder with a snort.
  168. 22:09:42 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Mean shits. I own one.
  169. 22:09:52 Gorgrix looks at Grehda.
  170. 22:09:57 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Ya wanted ta show me somethin'?
  171. 22:09:59 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: Ya funny if ya think Mae ain't mean.
  172. 22:10:07 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Mine explodes.
  173. 22:10:08 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: So ya'know.
  174. 22:10:11 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Different level'a mean.
  175. 22:10:24 [Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord]: Don't s'plode my girl.
  176. 22:10:26 You glare angrily at Gorgrix.
  177. 22:10:31 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord wonders if this is a contest about mean snakes.
  178. 22:10:38 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: M'not gonna, m'sayin' the Serpent -I- got, does!
  179. 22:10:46 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Uh! No one is getting blown up. Dad! The shop!
  180. 22:10:52 Txeptseng-WyrmrestAccord continues to glare, silent, petting Mae's head.
  181. 22:10:52 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: An' m'saying she'd pay you, in explodin' snakes.
  182. 22:10:55 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Or somethin' worse.
  183. 22:11:00 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Shop?
  184. 22:11:05 Grehda nods at Gorgrix.
  185. 22:11:09 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Aight. Show me.
  186. 22:11:15 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Seng got this farm so I could have a shop.
  187. 22:11:25 Gorgrix whistles at Blastback.
  188. 22:12:15 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord uses the flat of his knife to boop Blastbacks snoot, whistling at it, before the creature rumbles off to the side to plop down for a nap.
  189. 22:12:23 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord spreads her arms out, "Tah-dah!"
  190. 22:12:50 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord looks up, and around. An ear twitches. "S'big enough. Tha's good."
  191. 22:13:11 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord | The Shop is still under a bit of construction. Boxes and equipment lay around. They're still working on it.
  192. 22:13:31 Grehda-WyrmrestAccord 's eyes sparkle, "I'm really excited about it!"
  193. 22:14:09 Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord smiles softer, fondly. "Good! Buildin' ya workshop is important. S'gotta be somethin' ya put yer own elbow grease inta."
  194. 22:14:24 Grehda nods at Gorgrix.
  195. 22:14:42 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Aimin' fer being an' armorgal?
  196. 22:14:51 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Makin' advanced suits'a gear, sellin' um off?
  197. 22:15:18 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: I mean, that would be really nice... But, I wanna do it more as a "as-needed" thing.
  198. 22:15:32 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Like, commissions! I guess.
  199. 22:15:45 Gorgrix nods at Grehda.
  200. 22:15:48 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Aight.
  201. 22:15:55 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: What'cha thinkin' to sell, primary?
  202. 22:15:59 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Primarily*)
  203. 22:16:29 [Grehda-WyrmrestAccord]: Just offerin' modifications and the like. Since I been gettin' good at robotics, might offer some of those, too!
  204. 22:17:03 Gorgrix smiles at Grehda.
  205. 22:17:07 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Aight, sounds good!
  206. 22:17:10 Gorgrix hugs Grehda.
  207. 22:17:13 [Gorgrix-WyrmrestAccord]: Proud'a you!
  208. 22:17:26 Grehda hugs Gorgrix.
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