ANOTHER SONG. This time, it's a parody of 'Remains of the Day' from Corpse Bride. It tells the story of Kotaku and a gamer who destroyed it…






'One Common Trait'

BONEJANGLES
Hey! Give me a listen, you gamers of cheer
'Least those of you who still haven’t veered
I'll tell you a story make a veteran laugh
Of the net’s own terribly evil Journo staff
BONE BOYS
Join, join the people of eight
We all have a fight that we call GamerGate
You might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up having one common trait
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeahhh
BONEJANGLES
Well Kotaku’s beauty known for miles around
'Till a mysterious gamer came into town
He was plenty good lookin', but hated the site
And their poor little baby, she wanted to fight
When her daddy said yeah, she made up a plan
So she called up her friends who just hated the men
BONE BOYS
Join, join the people of eight
We all have a fight that we call GamerGate
You might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up having one common trait
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeahhh
(instrumental)
BONEJANGLES
So they finally converged in the dead of the night
They got themselves ready to attack with all might
Now her Feminist army were trained to attack
But you don’t need much when you’re fightin’ back
Except for a few things, or so I'm told
Like the character limit and a comment to scold
Then next to the hashtag in the website Twitter
She began to exclaim to herself, ‘what a quitter!’
She was ready to go, but where was he…?





BONE BOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
She waited
BONE BOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
There in the shadows, was it the man?
BONE BOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
Her little heart beat so loud
BONEBOYS
And then?
BONEJANGLES
And then baby, everything went black

Now when she opened her eyes she was dead as dust
Her ads were missin' and her cash was bust
So she made a vow lyin' under that tree
That she'd wait for more ads to come set her free
Always waiting for someone to ask for adspace
When out of the blue comes this groovy young ace
Who vows forever to attack with a wrath
And that's the story of their bad staff!