To Saria Town, Session 3

<DM>	-=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<DM>	*Recap! Last time, our heroes-
<SandorClegane>	(heros?)
<DM>	*Last time, you looted the Goriya encampment, tried to go south into the caves, but the creeper explosion blocked the cave off. You instead went north from where the wounded guard (which was actually a monster of some sort) came from, killed another guard (monster), and you've arrived at Saria Town.*
<DM>	*You enter Saria Town from the east side. You can see a town composed of at most, twenty houses as you get past the gate. A handful of people are out wandering around.*
<DM>	*To the south, you can see a boat of guards trying to get through another group of guards. You recognize the guards on the boat as the ones from Hyrule Castle. They're occupied by the other guards and don't notice you.*
<DM>	*One of the townspeople approaches you.*
<DM>	*He's a wide man with a large beard. You could probably hide a nest of flies in there with how dirty it is and you wouldn't notice the difference. His eyes bulge outward slightly, and he seems exasperated.*
*	Townsperson speaks in a rather monotone voice.
<Townsperson>	You should not have come here. We are... busy.
<Townsperson>	Leave now, and henceforth, ye shall not return to thy town.
<SandorClegane>	so their a  festival?
<Townsperson>	Festival. ... nay.
<SandorClegane>	=carnival?
<Townsperson>	Yes. Carnageval.
*	Townsperson coughs.
<Townsperson>	Carnival. Yes.
<Zephy>	fasion show?
<Dhoo>	Backyard BBQ?
<Dhoo>	Fish fry?
<SandorClegane>	Block Party?
<SandorClegane>	Pub Crawl?
<Zephy>	all of the above?
<SandorClegane>	at the same time
<Townsperson>	Would you like to join us in our ritual? More are welcome. Leave now, and we will welcome you.
<SandorClegane>	i have a ritual as well
*	Dhoo stares at the townsperson hard.
*	Townsperson seems to be contradicting himself. As he tries to welcome your, he smiles, but when he tries turning you away, he shivers slightly.
<SandorClegane>	stab the first person i see in every town
*	Townsperson stares back at Dhoo, switching back and forth.
*	Townsperson turns to Sandor.
<Townsperson>	Stab?
*	SandorClegane stabs townsperson he is a big target should be easy
<DM>	(roll your courage!)
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Tatl>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 2, 5, 7, 2, 5, 3, 9, 6, 10, 3, 9, 10, 3, 7 and 3. Total: 93. Successes: 12.
*	Townsperson tries to tumble to the side.
<Townsperson>	$9d10
<Tatl>	Townsperson: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 3, 8, 8, 9, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
*	Townsperson manages to jump at the last moment, but your blade causes a large gash on the side of his bouldering stomach.
*	Townsperson cries out in pain. As he does, you notice something rising from his head.
<Townsperson>	AAAAUUUUGH! Gaah....
<SandorClegane>	kill it!
*	SandorClegane slasshes at weird thing
<Townsperson>	Wha-w-who are you? W-why have you d-done this?!
<DM>	(roll courage again against the weird thing)
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Tatl>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 8, 7, 2, 4, 7, 7, 10, 3, 5, 4, 9, 6, 7, 1 and 4. Total: 94. Successes: 11.
<DM>	$2d10
<Tatl>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 7. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
<DM>	*Your blade divides it in half as it shrieks out in agony before fading away entirely.*
<DM>	*Two of the guards from the south port approach you.*
<Dhoo>	Haunted town. Let's leave.
*	Townsperson stumbles around on the ground a bit before passing out from the blood loss.
*	Townsperson is now known as Guard1
<SandorClegane>	ill second that
*	X__X is now known as Guard2
<Guard1>	HALT RIGHT THERE!
<Dhoo>	Right here?
*	Guard1 is aiming a sword at you all.
<Dhoo>	How about we halt way over there?
<Guard2>	STOP! You have violated the law!
<Guard2>	Come with me immediately, or we will punish you.
<SandorClegane>	yea that ill agree that guy writthing around in pain is awfully distracting
<DM>	(come with me, or we'll punish you..... what)
<Dhoo>	Aren't you going to punish us if we go with you?
<Guard2>	Yes. It will be a lesser punishment.
<SandorClegane>	i think we should get an awrad for killing the town creeper
<Guard1>	Town creeper? What madness do you speak of?
*	Guard1 points to the wounded man on the ground.
<SandorClegane>	the fat creepy guy that assaulted us as soon as we came to town
<Guard1>	We saw you stab this innocent man, and you desire to claim an award? PREPOSTEROUS FOOLS!
<Guard1>	This man is unarmed.
<SandorClegane>	IM FIXING THE BUM PROBLEM IN THIS TOWN
<Guard2>	Perhaps YOU should be fixed. Come with us, or face eternal imprisonment.
<SandorClegane>	its bad for the towns revenue if every source of new income is harrassed the second they come in
<SandorClegane>	im just gonna take my money elsewhere now
<Guard2>	This is not a question of economy. Move now or we WILL use force!
<DM>	*You suddenly hear battle cries from the south end of town, at the port.*
<SandorClegane>	its always about the encomny man
<Dhoo>	You might wanna check that out?
<DM>	*It seems the Hyrule Castle guards overran the port guard. As the port guard is tossed aside, you notice it turn into a monster.*
<Guard1>	!!!
<SandorClegane>	tax revenues pay your salary man
*	Guard1 and Guard2 are distracted by the uproar at the port.
<Dhoo>	Let's go guys.
*	Guard1 points to Guard2.
<Zephy>	I think we should kill them
<Guard1>	You! hold down these fools! I will deal with those at the port....
<DM>	(Remember, you only get the quest reward of Rauru's robes if you do the quest)
*	SandorClegane attacks gurad 2 with an overhead swing
<SandorClegane>	(tea sec)
<DM>	*Sandor sips some tea at the same time, amplifying this epic manuever.*
<SandorClegane>	(we are doing the quest)
<DM>	(lol, kay)
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Tatl>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 8, 3, 8, 2, 6, 2, 2, 5, 5, 3, 3, 5, 4, 4 and 8. Total: 72. Successes: 7.
<Guard2>	$11d10
<Tatl>	Guard2: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 6, 5, 9, 2, 9, 10, 4, 10 and 7. Total: 78. Successes: 11.
<DM>	wait, wrong roll
<DM>	surprise attack, derp
<Guard2>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Guard2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 2, 4, 7, 7, 9 and 10. Total: 55. Successes: 7.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Tatl>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 8, 1, 3, 1, 3, 4, 9, 3, 7, 4, 3, 1, 6, 10 and 6. Total: 76. Successes: 7.
<Guard2>	$8d10
<Tatl>	Guard2: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 7, 3, 2, 2, 6 and 1. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
*	Guard2 takes a nick to the chest. As you slice, your blade passes right through the armor, as if it's not there. The illusion of the sword fades away too. The tip of your blade is stained in green.
<Guard2>	Grr... why you... villain!
*	SandorClegane swings again with no heistation
<SandorClegane>	DIE ABOMINATION!
*	Guard2 turns into a monster as its armor and equipment disappears. Blades grow out of the side of its arms and wings grow out of its back. It stares back at you with yellow eyes.
*	Guard1 switches as well.
<DM>	SandorClegane, call 1 or 2
<SandorClegane>	1
<DM>	$1d2
<Navi>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
<DM>	*You try to swing again, but Acheman1 charges you first in an attempt to punch you. Roll Power!*
<SandorClegane>	$2d10
<Acheman1>	$10d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 10. Total: 13. Successes: 2.
<Navi>	Acheman1: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 10, 9, 3, 7, 8, 3, 3 and 7. Total: 69. Successes: 9.
*	Acheman1 lands a punch to your stomach, doing 9 - 2 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 damage.
*	Acheman1 falls back in line with the other Acheman.
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<Dhoo>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Dhoo>	frown
<DM>	hahahahah
<SandorClegane>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Zephy>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Zephy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<DM>	Acheman stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287-post-622.html#pid622
<Acheman1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Acheman1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Acheman2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Acheman2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: SandorClegane (7), Zephy (5), Acheman1 (3), Acheman2 (2) and Dhoo (1).
*	SandorClegane attacks guard 2 with a horizontal slash
<DM>	(rollin'?
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 2, 7, 8, 2, 10, 10, 10, 9, 1, 6, 2, 6, 6, 2 and 5. Total: 96. Successes: 15.
<Acheman2>	$5d10
<Navi>	Acheman2: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 5, 2 and 4. Total: 16. Successes: 1.
<Acheman2>	15 - 1 = 14 + 3 - 1 = 16 damage
<Zephy>	dear lord
<SandorClegane>	i think i got him guys
*	Acheman2 is disintegrated on contact from Sandor's blade, its green blood staining the air where he stood momentarily before dispersing from the madness.
<Acheman2>	$removeme
<Navi>	Acheman2 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (7), Zephy (5), Acheman1 (3) and Dhoo (1).
*	Acheman2 is now known as X__X
<SandorClegane>	$endturn
<Navi>	SandorClegane has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (7), Zephy (5), Acheman1 (3) and Dhoo (1).
<SandorClegane>	i know its a tough turn to follow
<DM>	(lol)
<Zephy>	oh whoops i thought it was still yours lol
<DM>	hah
*	Zephy attempts to cast a water blast at Acheman1
<Zephy>	$5d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 4, 2 and 5. Total: 25. Successes: 3.
<Acheman1>	$2d10
<Navi>	Acheman1: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6 and 6. Total: 12. Successes: 2.
<Zephy>	YES!
<DM>	*Your blast knocks it back a bit, but its gargoyle imitation has started increasing its defensive powers, negating the damage.*
<DM>	(3 - 2 = 1 - 1 = 0 damage)
<Zephy>	:C
<Acheman1>	?h
<Zephy>	$endturn
<Navi>	Zephy has ended their turn. Acheman1: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (7), Zephy (5), Acheman1 (3) and Dhoo (1).
*	Acheman1 turns to SandorClegane and draws its blades in again. It proceeds to pummel you! (Roll Power!)
<Acheman1>	$10d10
<Navi>	Acheman1: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 2, 8, 6, 10, 8, 10, 8 and 6. Total: 70. Successes: 11.
<SandorClegane>	power?
<DM>	(yep)
<SandorClegane>	$2d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 2. Total: 5. Successes: 0.
<DM>	11/2 = 5.5 rounded = 6 damage
<SandorClegane>	and im down
<DM>	(you have a fairy)
<SandorClegane>	oh
*	Acheman1 demolishes Sandor into a pulp with another punch. It feels satisfaction... until a fairy comes to revive Sandor to 3 hearts.
<Acheman1>	. . .
<Acheman1>	-_-
<Acheman1>	?h
<Acheman1>	$endturn
<Navi>	Acheman1 has ended their turn. Dhoo: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (7), Zephy (5), Acheman1 (3) and Dhoo (1).
<Dhoo>	leap i guess
<Dhoo>	roll power
<Dhoo>	$9d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 3, 7, 7, 4, 6, 3 and 4. Total: 49. Successes: 6.
<Acheman1>	$10d10
<Navi>	Acheman1: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 1, 9, 10, 3, 7, 3, 9 and 2. Total: 54. Successes: 6.
<DM>	ROLLOFF
<Dhoo>	$9d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 6, 8, 3, 6, 9, 7 and 4. Total: 58. Successes: 7.
<Acheman1>	$10d10
<Navi>	Acheman1: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 3, 4, 9, 1, 5, 5, 3 and 8. Total: 44. Successes: 4.
<DM>	7 - 4 = 3 + 1 - 1 = 3 damage
*	Acheman1 experiences a leaping headbutt from Dhoo, hurling it into the side of a house.
<Dhoo>	Sorry!
<Acheman1>	5h
<Dhoo>	8h 5m
<Dhoo>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dhoo has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (7), Zephy (5), Acheman1 (3) and Dhoo (1).
<Acheman1>	Grr... *voice is deep and demonic sounding* I'LL MAKE YOU PAY!
<DM>	(I'll make YOU pay for that house!)
*	Acheman1 now has 2 damage reduction.
*	SandorClegane Strikes at guard 1  with vengeance in his heart
<SandorClegane>	nonody kill me and gets away with it
<DM>	hahahahah
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 4, 6, 4, 8, 7, 2, 5, 3, 5, 5, 10, 4, 2, 3 and 2. Total: 82. Successes: 10.
<Acheman1>	$5d10
<Navi>	Acheman1: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 5, 10 and 1. Total: 36. Successes: 7.
<DM>	(holy what)
<DM>	10 - 7 = 3 + 3 - 2 = 4 damage
*	Acheman1 barely hangs onto life with 1 heart left, despite taking a severe wound across the chest.
<SandorClegane>	$endturn
<Navi>	SandorClegane has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: SandorClegane (7), Zephy (5), Acheman1 (3) and Dhoo (1).
*	Zephy casts another water bolt, determined to do some damage this time
<Zephy>	$5d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 8, 5 and 6. Total: 35. Successes: 5.
<Acheman1>	$2d10
<Navi>	Acheman1: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 8. Total: 18. Successes: 3.
<DM>	.... wow, what a lucksack
<DM>	you know what
<Zephy>	son of a bitch
*	DM throws a rock at Acheman1. It trips and is forced to reroll.
<Acheman1>	$2d10
<Zephy>	hah
<Navi>	Acheman1: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4 and 8. Total: 12. Successes: 1.
*	Acheman1 attempts to recover from the tripping, but the blast of water overpowers him and sends him into the wall of a nearby house, obliterating it and the wall.
<Acheman1>	$removeme
<Navi>	Acheman1 has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: SandorClegane (7), Zephy (5) and Dhoo (1).
*	Acheman1 is now known as X_X
<DM>	$init r
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<DM>	+10 EXP
<DM>	+$10d8 Rupees
<SandorClegane>	$10d8
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 10 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 5, 7, 6, 8, 7, 3, 2 and 2. Total: 53.
<Zephy>	$10d8
<Dhoo>	$10d8
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 10 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 3, 5, 5, 5, 8, 3, 4 and 1. Total: 41.
<DM>	(currently don't have a decisive decision on the rupee thing yet, so... sticking #d8 still)
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 10 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 2, 8, 2, 2, 4, 8, 8 and 7. Total: 49.
<DM>	$2d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 4 and 1. Total: 5.
<DM>	*A Magic Container drops from the remains of the second one. As the wall is torn down, a Heart Container also drops.*
<DM>	*You see an old man in shock from his lack of wall.*
*	X_X is now known as OldMan
<Dhoo>	takes the heart container
<SandorClegane>	i bet hes pooping
*	Dhoo eats the heart container
<SandorClegane>	ill take the other one
<OldMan>	Ack! Ye scraggy liddle seananners! Ya tore down my private adobe wall!
<SandorClegane>	heart container
<OldMan>	It had my xtra heart! Where'd it go?
*	OldMan did not notice Dhoo taking it.
<Dhoo>	is the magic container still up for grabs?
<Zephy>	nope
<SandorClegane>	what its a magic container ew i dont want ti then'
<DM>	(who needs magic when you have SWORDS)
<Dhoo>	I'll take it then.
<Dhoo>	Yoink!
<SandorClegane>	just drape a corpse up it will look much nicer that any adobe wall
<OldMan>	A corpse?
*	OldMan scratches his head.
<OldMan>	AH! Is dat like me uncle's hairdress?
<SandorClegane>	works so much nicier than drapes
<SandorClegane>	sure
<OldMan>	Al'ight, twill do just nicely then. Thankees for fixin' me problem! Eh, darn ye acrobatic wall! I'll fix ye up all nice and gooey!
*	OldMan gets to work fixing his wall in a very confusing manner. Quite frankly, you have no frigin' idea what he's doing.
*	Dhoo is silently trying to edge away.
*	SandorClegane is already wlaking away
<DM>	*You defeat the Acheman, and right as you do, the uproar in the town seems to have been silenced.*
*	Zephy helps with the wall
<DM>	(Roll your Wisdom, Zephy)
<Zephy>	$5d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 7, 9 and 6. Total: 33. Successes: 5.
<DM>	*Your wisdom of wall building allows you to fix the wall with new home improvements.*
<OldMan>	Ah! Ya aren't a whippersnapper at all. I guess I should be ah eh tankful to ye...
*	OldMan gives Zephy 100 Rupees for his help.
<Zephy>	I'M HELPFUL!
<Zephy>	AND RICH!
<OldMan>	'ere! Tis thanks fer fixin' mah wall! And now to get back to findin' mah lung. I think me misplaced it...
*	OldMan heads off in random directions. Someone appears to have gone veeeery senile.
<SandorClegane>	i bet hes a monster
<Dhoo>	Or just crazy.
*	OldMan locks himself up in his house.
*	OldMan is now known as X_X
<SandorClegane>	crazy monster
<Zephy>	or just a very nice old man
<SandorClegane>	nope
<SandorClegane>	hes probably hoarding butterscotch candies
<DM>	(this is gonna be a veeeery interesting party when it gets to crazier stuff.... good lord)
<DM>	(brb 1 minute)
<DM>	(bleh, that wasn't a minute... everyone ready to continue?)
<Dhoo>	meah
<SandorClegane>	sure
<Zephy>	yup
<DM>	(kay)
<DM>	*The silence is interrupted by a group of footsteps walking towards you.*
<DM>	*You see an old woman, accompanied by the Hyrule Castle guards from earlier.*
<DM>	(there's four guards, but I'm only going to bother roleplaying one of them)
*	X_X is now known as OldWoman
*	X__X is now known as HylianGuard
<HylianGuard>	!
*	HylianGuard sees Zephy and SandorClegane, recognizing them from earlier.
<HylianGuard>	Ah- YOU!
*	OldWoman puts out a hand in front of the guard.
*	OldWoman looks at the group of you.
<OldWoman>	Are you the ones that defeated the vile ones that impersonated our people?
<Zephy>	yup that was us
<SandorClegane>	i killed townsfolk
<Zephy>	no you didn't
<Zephy>	you killed monsters
<SandorClegane>	well i guess they did turn out that way in the end
<DM>	*The wounded man from earlier gets carried off by two the guards, leaving just the old woman and two guards left.*
*	OldWoman bows to you.
<OldWoman>	I thank you for your deeds. Please, come to our inn and rest.
<HylianGuard>	But ma'am, these men-
<OldWoman>	Hush, you!
*	OldWoman thwacks the guard on the upside of his head.
<SandorClegane>	im gonna let zephy take this one
<OldWoman>	These poor heroes deserve some rest, and all you do is pitter patter about their past! Well no matter... as the Mayor of this town, I'll pay the issue off myself.
*	Zephy goes into the inn to rest
<Zephy>	old people are the best
<OldWoman>	How much is it, guard?
<HylianGuard>	Uh... I uhh...
<DM>	*You leave the dispute and head to the inn.*
<SandorClegane>	female mayor this town sure is progressive
<DM>	(hah)
<Dhoo>	So... we're free to go?
<DM>	*You reach the inn. Do you decide to sleep here and rest your wounds off?*
<Dhoo>	Yes!
<DM>	(I love how good night's sleep specifically at inns fixes all wounds)
<Zephy>	yes
<DM>	-=SLEEEEEEEEEEP=-
<DM>	(what about you, Sandor?)
<SandorClegane>	and get stabbed in my sleep hell no
<DM>	*You (Sandor) get to your room, but you remain wide-awake, preventing you from magically healing overnight.*
<DM>	$1d2
<Navi>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<DM>	*In the middle of the night, you (Sandor) hear footsteps from the hallway. They stop in front of your door.*
<DM>	$5d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 4, 9 and 1. Total: 33. Successes: 4.
<Dhoo>	ok seriously have you been reading lovecraft?
<Dhoo>	this is some cult of dagon shit right here
<SandorClegane>	silient hill
<DM>	(no, but the group I'm in for World of Darkness, the DM is like, lovecraft incarnate)
<DM>	*Your door opens without a sound as someone in a black robe enters your room silently.*
<Dhoo>	i was staring at the NPC cause i figured youd describe some fish like attributes about him
<DM>	(huh?)
<Dhoo>	in lovecraft the cult of dagon memebers who havent fully transformed but are sorta far along have like fishscales and other fish like features on their body
<DM>	ah
<Dhoo>	i kinda figured that was what you were going with
<DM>	*Something hovering above the person floats in. It glows and hovers over you. You then hear some whispering...*
<Dhoo>	since your description of him matched up enough with how lovecraft does it
<Dhoo>	plus a port town
<DM>	(Roll Wisdom SandorClegane)
<DM>	ah, lol... didn't realize
<SandorClegane>	$2d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 8. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
<DM>	*You hear one phrase - "He will be the first."*
<DM>	*The floaty thing and the cloaked figure head out of the room, closing the door behind them.*
<DM>	$5d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 3, 5 and 1. Total: 18. Successes: 2.
<SandorClegane>	but i was going to attack
<DM>	ah
<DM>	-=REWIND 20 SECONDS=-
*	SandorClegane slashes the cloaked figure when he turns to leave
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 8, 6, 10, 7, 3, 2, 4, 9, 7, 2, 6, 4, 7, 9, 10 and 2. Total: 99. Successes: 12.
<DM>	*The cloaked figure is slashed in half, as if your sword didn't hit anything other than a robe.*
<DM>	*You hearing a fluttering sound a moment later, and the floaty thing fires an orb of light back at you. Roll Wisdom!
<SandorClegane>	well he doesnt havge a bottom half of a robe
<SandorClegane>	$2d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10 and 1. Total: 11. Successes: 2.
<DM>	$11d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 2, 4, 9, 5, 5, 2, 2, 7 and 2. Total: 47. Successes: 5.
<DM>	*The orb of light burns your skin a bit, dealing 1 burn damage.*
<DM>	*The floaty thing appears to have escaped from your room.*
<SandorClegane>	ow
<DM>	*Your hear footsteps from the hallway, along with a worrysome voice.*
<DM>	[InnKeeper]: Is everything alright up there?
<SandorClegane>	no
<SandorClegane>	i need some salve
<DM>	*The footsteps approach your room, and you see a woman standing at your door.*
<SandorClegane>	just got burned in your establishment from some hooded figure
<DM>	[InnKeeper]: A what? *she notices the burn* Oh my gosh, what's with that burn? How did it happen?
<SandorClegane>	a hooded figure burst in my room and attacke me
<SandorClegane>	with fire
<DM>	*The loudness of the situation awakens the people in the nearby room, namely Zephy and Dhoo.*
*	X_X is now known as InnKeeper
<SandorClegane>	no you two go back to bed so the nice woamn can rub slave on my burns
<InnKeeper>	Fire? Hooded figure? I haven't seen anyone else... it's just you three in this inn.
<SandorClegane>	thats how you run this establishment
<InnKeeper>	Let me go get some ointment for your burn before it infects...
*	InnKeeper hurries out of the room and down the stairs.
<Dhoo>	Burns don't get infected?
<DM>	(lol)
<Dhoo>	If it's a light burn then its only the surface skin which is dead.
<SandorClegane>	yes they dhoo
<SandorClegane>	that was apun
*	Sephiroth high-fives SandorClegane.
*	DM dartes away. Dhoo you follow?
<Zephy>	haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
<Fireblast124>	(Do the Dhoo)
<Dhoo>	Why Dhoo you Dhoo this?
<SandorClegane>	cause i dhoo what i wanna dhoo
*	InnKeeper returns up the stairs and enters your room.
*	Sephiroth kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Sephiroth (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on Blizzard's Starcraft balancing team. Uh-oh, here comes the nerfbat! «14,924»)
*	DM observes as Snipe becomes a completely worthless move.
<InnKeeper>	Here, let me apply this to your wound.
<DM>	*You notice she seems rather pale.*
<SandorClegane>	shes probably a vampire
<SandorClegane>	or saw a ghost
*	InnKeeper leans forward to apply the ointment onto Sandor's wound when she falls over, hitting the floor with a thump.
<SandorClegane>	or anemic
<DM>	(fyi Dhoo and Zephy, you two are back at full hearts and magic)
<DM>	(Sandor, you got a little bit of rest and recovered 1 heart)
<SandorClegane>	probably diting dfor that fashion show in town
<SandorClegane>	deiting*
<Dhoo>	dieting?
<Zephy>	dating?
<SandorClegane>	not eating food to ,lose weight
<DM>	*Speaking of fashion shows, you hear the sound of a collective chant from outside your window. It seems faint, but rather noticable.*
<SandorClegane>	oh shit they ar gonna burn the inn down
<Dhoo>	ok see
<Dhoo>	you HAVE read lovecraft
<Dhoo>	dont you even pretend
<SandorClegane>	quick lock the doors
<DM>	*Looking outside the window, at the river that runs through the town, there appears to be a gathering of people, surrounding a ring of torches.*
<Zephy>	do people chant at fasion shows?
<DM>	(I haven't read lovecraft, I swear!)
<Dhoo>	THIS EXACT THING HAPPENS
<Dhoo>	LITERALLY
<Dhoo>	THIS EXACT THING
<Dhoo>	DONT WORRY I KNOW WHAT TO DO
<SandorClegane>	its a common plot developemnt
<DM>	(My DM does these things in the sessions all the time, lol)
<DM>	(yeah, what Sandor said)
<SandorClegane>	also
<SandorClegane>	Dhoo you know waht to Dhoo , Dhoo?
<Dhoo>	lovecraft is the guy best known (probably first) to do a nameless god from the void worshipping cult who locks the stranger in the inn and then try burn it down
<Dhoo>	I Dhoo!
<DM>	*Dhoo you check what the party is all about or dhoo you head back to sleep?*
<Dhoo>	Jump out the window to the nearby building.
<DM>	(oh... WELL THEN)
<Dhoo>	It should be made of stone.
<DM>	*There's a nearby building alright, made of... granite.*
<Dhoo>	Or if it's not then we can travel via roof to safety.
<SandorClegane>	ill just Dhoo what Dhoo does
<DM>	*The buildings on this side of the river are all close enough that you could jump from roof to roof.*
<Zephy>	I'm not good at jumping
<SandorClegane>	like nathan drake or aladdin
<SandorClegane>	HARDCORE PARKOUR!
<Dhoo>	Roof it.
<Dhoo>	What do dogs say?
<DM>	(hah, a dog saying roof it... hahah...)
<Dhoo>	Roof Roof.
<Zephy>	I can't handle this
<DM>	(if you're jumping from rooftop to rooftop, roll courage)
<SandorClegane>	YES!
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 1, 5, 5, 5, 8, 9, 5, 9, 3, 10, 2, 3, 4, 2 and 4. Total: 87. Successes: 10.
<Dhoo>	what about power?
<DM>	*Sandor is a god darn ninja as he zips out of the inn from one roof to another.*
<DM>	(oh yeah, for you, it's leaping, so... power)
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 2, 8, 6, 1, 3, 5, 4, 3, 4 and 2. Total: 52. Successes: 5.
<Dhoo>	I AM THE WORST
<DM>	*Dhoo manages to leap out of the inn and barely land on the closest roof. He's able to leap from roof to roof just fine.*
<Zephy>	I refuse to jump
<DM>	lol
<DM>	you could just walk/
<Zephy>	walk where?
<DM>	to the party
<SandorClegane>	or take the stair
*	Zephy walkts to the party
<DM>	*You walk towards the chanting party as Sandor and Dhoo travel by rooftops. You reach the closest house to the river, where you're able to see what's going on.*
<DM>	*A group of people are on the other side of the river carrying torches. One of the Hyrule Castle guards is bound to a board as the group of people chant in a language that has zero cohesion.*
<DM>	*A group of floating things (similar to the one Sandor encountered earlier) floats high above the them.*
<DM>	*The old woman from earlier is on a soapbox, preaching to the group.*
*	X_X is now known as OldWoman
<OldWoman>	"And this man here, who hath broken thy holy laws, shall be punished!"
<Sephiroth>	"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rvu3D3p1ek"
<SandorClegane>	knew i should hav stabbed her but no you guys had to go to the inn
<DM>	(well you WOULD've gotten a full heal if you'd just slept, lol)
<DM>	*Her voice seems rather shrewd.*
<OldWoman>	Ye, who are to be punished! What are ye last words?
*	X__X is now known as HylianGuard
*	HylianGuard struggles to get out, but the restraints tie him down.
<HylianGuard>	$5d10
<Navi>	HylianGuard: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 6, 8 and 7. Total: 39. Successes: 5.
*	HylianGuard notices you guys from across the river before he speaks.
<Dhoo>	Sigh. I guess we should help.
<Zephy>	I agree
<HylianGuard>	I... I may be punished... BUT IF YOU DO... may the goddesses REPENT and judge you for your sins!
<SandorClegane>	the cult or the guard?
<Dhoo>	im still on the roof right?
<DM>	(yeah)
<DM>	(mainly, he noticed Zephy)
<Dhoo>	think i could leap from the roof to the mayor lady/
<OldWoman>	The goddesses?
*	Zephy waves to the guard
<DM>	(across a river? It's not a wide river, two boat lengths at best, but you want to jump it?)
<SandorClegane>	well he is an olympic swimmer
*	OldWoman and the group stop chanting at the mention of the goddesses.
<Zephy>	but he's not swimming, he's jumpingo ver it
<Dhoo>	i figure if im leaping
<Dhoo>	from the roof
<Dhoo>	as a werewolf
<SandorClegane>	werewolfos
<Dhoo>	werewolfos
<DM>	beat 8 successes, you get across the river
<SandorClegane>	is the moon a factor in tat?
<DM>	beat 11 successes, you manage to land on the mayor
<Dhoo>	if i some how pull this off
*	DM rolls for the moon, gimme a tick.
<Dhoo>	i demand extra damage on the mayor
<DM>	0 = no moon... 10 = full moon
<DM>	$10d10
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 4, 7, 1, 8, 9, 7, 3 and 7. Total: 58. Successes: 6.
*	Sephiroth is now known as The_Moon
<The_Moon>	$10d10
<Navi>	The_Moon: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 6, 7, 10, 6, 4, 9, 1 and 4. Total: 54. Successes: 7.
<DM>	... sure, that
*	The_Moon is now known as X_X
<Dhoo>	soooo
<DM>	*The moon is mostly visible, but it's not quite a full moon yet.*
<Dhoo>	any bonus then?
<DM>	*It enlightens you as it borrows power from KEESE AND CO. +1 successes on everything to Dhoo!*
<Dhoo>	woo ok
<Dhoo>	Watch me faceplant.
<Dhoo>	I'm going to regret this.
<OldWoman>	The goddesses? Foolish FOOL! The goddesses ABANDONED US!
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 1, 1, 8, 5, 3, 10, 4, 10, 9 and 10. Total: 71. Successes: 10.
<OldWoman>	It was WE-
<DM>	(oh wow)
<DM>	*Under the pale moonlight, you leap from the roof to the other end of the river, going as far to land on the mayor. His figure looks so beautiful, the river's reflection of him becomes jealous.*
<Dhoo>	pretty sure thats also a sneak attack
<DM>	*As you land on her, do you use your leap attack or are you just tackling her to the ground?*
<Dhoo>	oh
<Dhoo>	uhhh
<Dhoo>	well are they evil?
<Dhoo>	are we evil?
<Dhoo>	im still not sure if this group is crazy or evil or what
<DM>	*Good and evil are a matter of perspective.*
<Dhoo>	no im pretty sure robbing and stabbing an innocent ferry man is pretty much a bad thing
<DM>	lol
*	Darte ([email protected]) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	so leap or tackle?
<Darte>	(Not sure if I can join)
*	DM throws a Deku Scrub at a darte board and scores 100- eh?
<Darte>	(There's something in my left eye, like _visibly_ right in the center
<DM>	(o_O)
<Darte>	and it's irritating my eyes like crazyt
*	You've invited Darte to #zuchat (eraniss.tx.us.lunarnet.org)
<Dhoo>	well
<Dhoo>	i guess im tackling
<Dhoo>	dhoo isnt really a kill first kinda werewolfos
<DM>	*You land on the back of the OldWoman, knocking her to the ground. The group is startled.*
<HylianGuard>	Hurry! Free me, quickly!
<SandorClegane>	shes  a cult leader... really
*	SandorClegane russhes to the gurads side
<DM>	*There's some ropes binding him to the wooden board. Your claws could easily shred them.*
<Dhoo>	A-alright. Nobody move or the mayor lady gets it.
<Dhoo>	This guy is coming with me.
*	DM face-palms. I said claws... I totally thought Sandor was Dhoo for a second, lol.
<Dhoo>	EVERYONE JUST BACK OFF!
<OldWoman>	Kyeh kyeh kyeh kyeh....
*	SandorClegane cuts the guards bonds
<Dhoo>	Kyeh?
<DM>	*As the OldWoman cackles, she slowly rises, despite you resting on her back. Roll Power!*
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 9, 8, 7, 1, 6, 2, 3, 2, 3 and 7. Total: 65. Successes: 7.
<OldWoman>	$10d10
<Navi>	OldWoman: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 9, 6, 10, 10, 8, 7, 2 and 9. Total: 75. Successes: 11.
*	OldWoman shrugs Dhoo off as she transforms into a large Acheman, towering over even SandorClegane at twice his height.
*	OldWoman is now known as Acheman
<Acheman>	You think you puny mortals can defeat me?
<Dhoo>	how big is sandor?
<Dhoo>	jesus
<Dhoo>	im 7 ' 10 when im in wolfos form
<DM>	(yeah, but that's when you're standing on your hind legs)
<SandorClegane>	i dont know
<DM>	*Zephy continues to remain unnoticed across the river.*
*	Zephy starts charging a water bolt
<Acheman>	MINIONS! Those who have lived under the hatred from the goddesses, DESTROY these HERETICS!
<DM>	*Most of the people in the group shiver in fear and run away, but the few remaining transform into lesser Achemen. The floating ones from above descend.*
<Dhoo>	I SHOULDA USED LEAP
<Dhoo>	but i didnt because then wed miss out on a boss fight
<Dhoo>	youre welcome guys
*	HylianGuard blows a horn. At once, his other guard buddies come in.
<HylianGuard>	We'll fend off the minions! Take out the big one!
<DM>	(Darte, if you want to float on in, you can at any time)
<SandorClegane>	i like all his guard buddies were justing hanging around in the shadows
*	HylianGuard is now known as X__X
<DM>	(magic how that works, eh?)
<Acheman>	Fools! You wish to defeat ME, the great Morock?
*	Acheman is now known as Morock
*	Zephy shoots the water bolt he's been charing the whole time
<Zephy>	don't worry guys i got this
<DM>	*Your charge adds two dice!*
<Dhoo>	he didnt charge it though
<Dhoo>	he chared it
<Zephy>	$7d10
<Dhoo>	thats like 5 extra dice
<DM>	lol
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 5, 9, 7, 5 and 9. Total: 44. Successes: 6.
<Zephy>	yeah true it is
<Dhoo>	its boiling water man
<Dhoo>	BOILING water
<DM>	*As it passes over the river, it absorbs some of the water, gaining another 2 successes.*
<Morock>	!!!
<Zephy>	aww yeah
<Zephy>	$2d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9 and 4. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
<Morock>	$4d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 10 and 3. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
<DM>	(successes, not dice)
<DM>	8 - 4 = 4 - 2 = 2 damage
<Zephy>	...oh
<Zephy>	cool
*	Morock staggers back from the blast of water.
<Morock>	Why you... pestilent....
*	Morock transforms again, donning a black robe.
<DM>	statsu! - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287-post-622.html#pid622
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<Morock>	$init 2d9
<Navi>	Morock: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1 and 7.
<Dhoo>	$1d11
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<Dhoo>	i quit
<Zephy>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Zephy: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<SandorClegane>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM>	(fail Dhoo... you forgot $init
<Dhoo>	IN YOUR FACE
<Dhoo>	$init 1d11
<Navi>	Dhoo: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 1.
<Dhoo>	I GIVE UP
<DM>	hahahahahah
<DM>	twice in a row
<DM>	wow
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), SandorClegane (2), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
*	Morock is in Wizzrobe form, currently.
*	Zephy charges with his shield (roll power)
<Zephy>	$12d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 1, 1, 7, 4, 6, 5, 1, 6, 7 and 2. Total: 60. Successes: 9.
<DM>	(yes, I gave a boss both phasing and warp shield)
<Morock>	$3d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1 and 3. Total: 7. Successes: 0.
<DM>	9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 damage
*	Morock drops to 5 hearts.
<Morock>	5h, ??m
<Morock>	SINNERS!
<Zephy>	ur face is a sinner, bitch
<Zephy>	$endturn
<Navi>	Zephy has ended their turn. Morock: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), SandorClegane (2), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
<Morock>	Then, I shall retaliate!
*	Morock casts Barrier as an Extra Support spell on himself for 5 magic.
<Morock>	5h, 20m
*	Morock then casts Split Shot at Zephy and Dhoo! (Roll Wisdom, both of you)
<Morock>	$11d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 7, 10, 4, 9, 8, 7, 1, 2 and 3. Total: 64. Successes: 8.
<Zephy>	$5d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 9, 4 and 2. Total: 27. Successes: 3.
<DM>	8 - 3 = 5 - 2 = 3 damage to Zephy
<Dhoo>	$8d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 2, 10, 2, 10, 1 and 2. Total: 41. Successes: 6.
<Dhoo>	+1 for moon still?
<DM>	yep
<DM>	*The blast grazes Dhoo, but it fails to do any damage.*
<Morock>	5h, 17m | Barrier with 8 Hearts
<Morock>	$endturn
<Navi>	Morock has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), SandorClegane (2), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
<Zephy>	5h, 4m
<Morock>	Taste my magic, mortals!
<DM>	(says someone that is obviously mortal himself)
<Dhoo>	I'm on a low magic diet.
<Dhoo>	Please don't hurt me.
<Morock>	Allow me to fix it. Join me, and you shall experience magicks that far surpass your puny comprehension!
*	SandorClegane does what he does best and slashes at Morock
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 10, 9, 7, 10, 4, 10, 5, 2, 3, 2, 8, 3, 7, 6 and 3. Total: 105. Successes: 14.
<Morock>	$5d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 1, 6 and 5. Total: 17. Successes: 2.
<DM>	14 - 2 = 12 + 3 = 15...
*	Darte has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<DM>	*The blade disintegrates the barrier with ease, dropping to 7 damage remaining. It hits Morock, but his phasing reduces it further as the damage gets transferred to the warp shield.*
*	Morock loses a total of 4 magic.
<Morock>	5h, 13m
<SandorClegane>	$endturn
<Navi>	SandorClegane has ended their turn. Dhoo: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), SandorClegane (2), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
<Morock>	Grr, I'll make you PAY for desecrating my barrier!
<Dhoo>	power on
<Dhoo>	via rolling powr
<Dhoo>	because im leaping
<Dhoo>	powerfully
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 4, 3, 2, 7, 8, 1, 7, 9, 6, 4 and 10. Total: 71. Successes: 9.
<SandorClegane>	oh ill desecreate your barrier
<Morock>	$3d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1 and 2. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
<DM>	9 - 1 = 8 + 1 = 9/2 = 4.5 rounded = 5 damage
*	Morock siphons 1 damage off to the warp shield.
<Morock>	1h, 12m
<Dhoo>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dhoo has ended their turn. Morock: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), SandorClegane (2), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
<Morock>	Observe, the endless limits of my power!
*	Morock fires another split shot, hitting Dhoo and SandorClegane this time! (Roll Wisdom)
<Morock>	$11d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 10, 1, 9, 9, 3, 1, 1, 5 and 7. Total: 58. Successes: 8.
<SandorClegane>	$2d10
<Dhoo>	$8d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3 and 7. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 6, 1, 7, 5, 4 and 3. Total: 36. Successes: 4.
<Dhoo>	whats with the doo hate
<DM>	8 - 1 = 7 - 2 = 5 damage to SandorClegane
<DM>	8 - 5 = 3 - 2 = 1 damage to Dhoo
<SandorClegane>	im down
*	Morock turns SandorClegane's body in a pile of shriveled skin and tattered bones as his body splashes into the river.
<Dhoo>	9H
<DM>	(use $removeme)
<SandorClegane>	$removeme
<Navi>	SandorClegane has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
<Morock>	Hah! Have you not witnessed my abilities? Bow down and KNEEL before me!
<Morock>	$endturn
<Navi>	Morock has ended their turn. Zephy: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
*	Morock switches to Acheman form.
<Morock>	12h, 1m
*	Zephy charges with his shield once again
<Zephy>	$12d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 7, 3, 7, 8, 5, 2, 3, 1, 4 and 8. Total: 63. Successes: 7.
<Morock>	The same trick won't work twice on me!
<Morock>	$11d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 8, 4, 6, 9, 9, 2, 8, 1 and 10. Total: 66. Successes: 8.
<SandorClegane>	i think it just did
*	Morock knocks Zephy's bash attempt to the side. He then stands before you, with his arms crossed, as if believing he is immortal.
<DM>	($endturn?)
<Zephy>	$endturn
<Navi>	Zephy has ended their turn. Morock: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
<Morock>	Taste my wrath, weakling!
*	Morock retaliates at Zephy with a swipe of his arms! Roll Courage
<Morock>	$12d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 2, 5, 9, 3, 10, 1, 8, 4, 2 and 8. Total: 58. Successes: 6.
<Zephy>	$2d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8 and 8. Total: 16. Successes: 2.
<DM>	(add shield)
<Zephy>	right
<Zephy>	$1d10
<Navi>	Zephy: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 7. Total: 7. Successes: 1.
*	X_X is now known as Sephiroth
*	Morock penetrates Zephy's shield with his blades, causing 3 damage.
<Zephy>	2h 4m
<Morock>	Do you feel the blood flowing? I DO!
<Morock>	12h, 1m
<Morock>	$endturn
<Navi>	Morock has ended their turn. Dhoo: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
<Sephiroth>	o_O 12h, 1m?
<Sephiroth>	how?
*	Morock is totally being one of those super-annoying bosses that keeps babbling throughout the fight.
<DM>	Change Forms (Passive-Active)
<DM>	At the start of each round, Morock can transform from Wizzrobe to Acheman form or Acheman to Wizzrobe form.
<DM>	When Morock switches forms, his Current Hearts and Magic are switched.
<Sephiroth>	k
<Dhoo>	uhhhh
<Sephiroth>	So wouldn't it be a Pactive skill?
<Dhoo>	can i heal dead people?
<DM>	lolwut
<Dhoo>	if i heal sandor
<Dhoo>	does he get back up
<DM>	Heal Beam does not work on dead people
<Dhoo>	FAIR ENOUGH
*	Sephiroth continues to wait for those revival spells.
<Dhoo>	just a leap i guess
<Dhoo>	power
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 8, 8, 6, 10, 8, 1, 3, 1, 5 and 3. Total: 62. Successes: 8.
<Morock>	$11d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 4, 7, 3, 2, 2, 4, 5, 10 and 4. Total: 54. Successes: 6.
<DM>	9 - 6 = 3 + 1 - 2 = 2 damage
*	Morock takes some damage but manages to stand firm.
*	Morock gains +1 physical damage reduction and +1 damage!
<Dhoo>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dhoo has ended their turn. Morock: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), Dhoo (1) and Morock (1).
<Morock>	Allow me to pay you pay, pitiful widdle dog!
*	Morock tries to Pummel Dhoo! (Roll Power)
<Morock>	$13d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 6, 7, 7, 1, 5, 7, 9, 10, 10, 8 and 1. Total: 77. Successes: 11.
<SandorClegane>	this is gonna take awhile with their main dps down
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 1, 8, 8, 6, 10, 7, 4, 1, 1 and 6. Total: 61. Successes: 8.
*	DM notices something in Morock's words and slaps him silly.
<DM>	"pay you pay.."
<Dhoo>	wait
*	DM forces a reroll on Morock for nonsense.
<Dhoo>	so
<Dhoo>	do i get money out of him?
<Morock>	$11d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 9, 8, 3, 5, 7, 7, 4, 5 and 10. Total: 70. Successes: 10.
<DM>	money?
<DM>	oh
<Dhoo>	well i lost the roll
<DM>	lol
<Dhoo>	pay to pay
<Dhoo>	he gives me money right
<DM>	$1d2
<Navi>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
*	Morock punches Dhoo around a bit, dealing 1 damage. He goes in for the second punch, roll power!
<Morock>	$13d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 2, 10, 4, 10, 10, 3, 5, 3, 5, 10 and 5. Total: 78. Successes: 13.
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 2, 5, 6, 5, 2, 1, 2, 2, 8 and 9. Total: 44. Successes: 5.
<DM>	$1d2
<Navi>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
<Dhoo>	8H
*	Morock lands another hit on Dhoo, this time knocking him down.
<Morock>	13 - 6 = 7/2 = 3.5 rounded = 4 damage
*	Morock goes for one last pummel, roll Power!
<Morock>	$13d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 2, 6, 10, 9, 7, 4, 7, 10, 2, 10 and 3. Total: 85. Successes: 13.
<DM>	(what in the heeeeeck)
<DM>	$1d2
<Navi>	DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<Sephiroth>	Holy lucksack.
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 8, 1, 1, 5, 5, 9, 9, 8, 1 and 10. Total: 63. Successes: 9.
<Dhoo>	sigh i cant roll for shit tonight
<Zephy>	i think we are boned
*	Morock tries to punch Dhoo again, but this time, one of his minions gets in the way. He ends up blasting the minion into blood. Dhoo, you can counterattack now!
<Morock>	WHAT?!
<Dhoo>	4H
<Dhoo>	uhhh
<Dhoo>	$12d10
<Navi>	Dhoo: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 10, 7, 2, 6, 10, 6, 10, 1, 4, 3 and 5. Total: 68. Successes: 10.
<Dhoo>	power
<Dhoo>	POWER
<Sephiroth>	(You've been forgetting his +1 physical damage.)
*	Morock is caught off guard.
<DM>	(meh, newbie session = freebies)
<Morock>	$8d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 1, 7, 3, 5, 2, 8 and 2. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
*	Morock is taken down by Dhoo, slamming against the ground!
<DM>	11 - 3 = 8 + 1 - 3 = 6 damage
<Morock>	GAH!
<Morock>	4h, 1m
*	Morock gains another physical damage reduction and bonus physical damage.
<SandorClegane>	throat lunge!
<DM>	*The blood from the minion stains the river. It sinks to Sandor's corpse, who reabsorbs it and returns to life with 1 heart!*
<DM>	(use $init j)
<Morock>	4h, 1m | +2 physical damage reduction, +2 bonus physical damage
<SandorClegane>	$init j
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You have entered the fray!
<Morock>	$endturn
<Navi>	Morock has ended their turn. SandorClegane: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Zephy (8), Morock (7), Dhoo (1), Morock (1) and SandorClegane (0).
<Morock>	WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!
*	SandorClegane Unleashes a swing from beyond the grave
<SandorClegane>	$17d10
<Navi>	SandorClegane: You rolled 17 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 1, 1, 3, 8, 10, 2, 5, 4, 9, 1, 5, 2, 9, 8 and 10. Total: 90. Successes: 11.
<DM>	*Sandor emerges from the river with blade in hand.*
<Morock>	$8d10
<Navi>	Morock: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 7, 9, 9, 9, 9 and 9. Total: 54. Successes: 6.
*	Sephiroth kicks Morock out the window.
*	Sephiroth has kicked Morock from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a hex code! «14,925»)
*	Morock ([email protected]) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	11 - 6 = 5 + 3 - 4 = 4damage
*	Morock is decapitated by Sandor's emergence from the river. As his head rolls off, his face in astonishment, he mutters, "I don't.... believe it." His head tumbles into the river, and his body turns to dust.
*	X__X is now known as Naruto
<Naruto>	BELIEVE IT!
*	Naruto is now known as X__X
*	DM kicks the fourth wall out.
*	Morock is now known as X_X
<DM>	$init r
<Zephy>	WOW
<Navi>	DM: The bot has been reset.
<Zephy>	cool ending but the naruto ruined it
<DM>	(lol, sorry bout that)
<Zephy>	YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON
<SandorClegane>	BEUILEVE IT!
<Fireblast124>	(I blame Kefka for the Naruto bit)
<DM>	I blame Kefka too.
<DM>	+25 EXP
<DM>	+150 Rupees
<DM>	(me thinks I'm gettin' tired, cause normally, I wouldn't have done that, derp-a-derp)
<DM>	lessee, forced item drops...
<DM>	$6d3
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 6 Dice with 3 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 2, 3, 3 and 1. Total: 14.
<DM>	holy rings batman
<DM>	$3d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 50 Sides. Result: 24, 50 and 24. Total: 98.
<DM>	o_O
<DM>	*A Heart Container, Two Magic Containers, Two Rare Rings, and an Ascended Ring drop!*
<DM>	(grab the rings from here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
<Fireblast124>	(Sephiroth, I think Navi is broken)
<Dhoo>	taking a heart containter
<Dhoo>	and a rare ring
<Zephy>	I'll take a magic container
<SandorClegane>	acended ring
<DM>	*The old man from before approaches you all.*
*	X_X is now known as OldMan
<Zephy>	if nobody wants the second magic container i'll take it as well
<OldMan>	'ey, ya killed them crazy folks! As mayor of the town, I thank ye for bootin' them out.
<Dhoo>	well you seem to be our caster guy
<Dhoo>	so take it
*	OldMan = the actual mayor, it seems.
<DM>	*The guards appeared to have killed the minions, though one of them appears to be missing.*
*	X__X is now known as HylianGuard
<HylianGuard>	We've eliminated the others. All is well here, I take it?
<Dhoo>	oh do i get a second affinty at 5?
<DM>	(yes)
<DM>	(If you're Level 5, pick a new affinity or level up your current one)
<SandorClegane>	can i just lvl mine up
<DM>	yep
<Zephy>	so many things to change
<DM>	(by the way, I know there's no Ascended Rings in the Ring Shop listed, but I am working on them)
<SandorClegane>	ok
<OldMan>	Once again, I thank ye all for savin' our town, buds.
*	OldMan dishes out another 100 Rupees to each of you.
<SandorClegane>	REWARD US!
<SandorClegane>	MORE!
<Zephy>	you guys I am so rich
<OldMan>	It's all I can give, for we remaining ones must spend the rest on rebuilding our town.
<SandorClegane>	FINE!
<Zephy>	thank you, old man
<OldMan>	Thanks to ye though, we'll be able to reopen port and allow you all in once again. It must've been an arduous journey.
<Dhoo>	There was a mountain. And darkness. And a creeper.
<SandorClegane>	and a spooky cae
<SandorClegane>	cave*
<OldMan>	I see. Well, ye can rest here, or ye can head back to the castle an' rest up there. I bid you all a good night.
<Dhoo>	resting would be nice
<SandorClegane>	at the castle
*	Sephiroth blows Dhoo up with a Creeper!
<Sephiroth>	Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
*	Sephiroth has kicked Dhoo from #zurpg (BOOM! «14,926»)
*	Dhoo ([email protected]) has joined #zurpg
*	OldMan heads back to his house. You hear him go on about his missing lung once again.
<Zephy>	I would like to rest
*	OldMan is now known as X_X
<HylianGuard>	Come on back with us. We've got an extra boat.
<HylianGuard>	Just... *cough* don't try to run off again.
<Zephy>	IT'S A TRAP
*	DM clears you guys off the Bounty Board.
<Zephy>	NEVERMIND
<SandorClegane>	SUSPICIOUS!
<SandorClegane>	i vote we still the good boat!
<SandorClegane>	steal*
<Dhoo>	Last time we did that guards chased us.
<Zephy>	I vote we go back to the castle peacefully
<DM>	(And this time, the guards are right next to you, watching your moves)
<SandorClegane>	fine only casue  im tired
<Dhoo>	I vote we just rest here now that its calmed down.
<Zephy>	resting here sounds good too
<SandorClegane>	(and have an exam tommorrow)
<DM>	(eh, ending quest in just a tick)
<DM>	-=LATER, AFTER RESTING=-
*	HylianGuard is now known as X__X
<Dhoo>	brb one sec
<Dhoo>	cat wants something
<DM>	*You're visited the a burly old man in golden robes.*
*	X_X is now known as Rauru
<Rauru>	Ah, I see you young ones have defeated the evil! Congratulations to you all!
<Rauru>	We thank you for your deeds.
<Rauru>	Though, we'd appreciate it if you didn't do it so... *ahem* recklessly.
<DM>	*cough poor ferryman*
<Zephy>	The ferryman had it coming
<Rauru>	Why you! ... well, you've been let off THIS time.
<Rauru>	Now, there was something you wanted from me... err, what was it again?
<SandorClegane>	take your robe off!
<Zephy>	your robes c:
<Dhoo>	back
<Rauru>	My wha-?!
*	Rauru remembers.
<Rauru>	 . . .
<Rauru>	Okay, but... let me change in the other room.
<Sephiroth>	(Just strip down, nobody would care.)
*	Rauru heads to a different room. Before he closes it, he hangs the robes on the doorknob.
<Rauru>	Here, take 'em!
<DM>	(so who's getting them? - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-287-post-622.html#pid622
<SandorClegane>	ill let zephy hsve them
<Zephy>	sure i'll take them
<DM>	*You hear the old man's voice through the door: "Oh, now where could another pair of robes be? Ah yes, the closest!"*
<DM>	*A moment later, you hear a shriek from a lady and the sound of the window breaking, followed by: "I'M SORRY, AH DIDN'T MEAN TO FLASH YE"*
*	Rauru is now known as X_X
<DM>	*There appears to be much screaming from the tower, mostly from ladies shaken up by a naked, old, fat man running through.*
<SandorClegane>	theres so much to that im gonna just ignore
<SandorClegane>	nope
<DM>	*With the robes taken, you feel a lot better after the chaos of the quest.*
<DM>	-=QUEST END=-