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 >Guard
"Changeling"
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>Annnnnd WELCOME BACK! This is Fuzzy and the Buzz, coming at you live!

~Fuzzy and the Buzz in the morning, 97.1!~

~R-R-REMIX!~

"Top story, of course, the princesses have returned!"

~I'M BACK BABY!~

>We tried to get some words from them on the matter, but strangely the were all pretty tight lipped on the subject.

"They clammed up so hard you'd think it was Fuzzy's date after he asked for a little mouth action."

>OHHHH!

~OH NO HE DI-INT!~

"But to take it down a notch, Captain of the Wonderbolts Rainbow Dash claims she had no idea about this whole exorcise thing."

~I KNOW NUH-SHING!~

>Completely blank, like Buzz's marefriends are when they ask if he knows where the hole is.

"OHHHH!"

~First star on the right, and straight on till morning!~

>With this revelation, we can confirm what 10 reported on that, indeed, this seems to have been a plot of some kind.

~Nyahaahahha!~
*Thunderclap!*

"And not the kind of plot you know we love here at the studio!"

>OH YEEEAAHHHH!

~BABY GOT BACK!~

"That's our show for today, so we leave you Buzzyfuzzers out with this little number by Sapphire Shores, titled "The ocean ain't got nothing on me!"

~T-T-THE REMIX!~

>Until next time, I'm Fuzzy-

"-and I've always got the Buzz!"

>GOODNIGHT!

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OMAKE!
>Applejack
"???"
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>Ah'm just not allowed ta' have fun. Ah' get it, message received! Ah'm done ever havin' fun of any kind and Ah' ain't gonna do it no more! Ah'm sorry! AH'M SO SORRY, FAUST!

BLOOP!

"Don't put this shit on me! I like the parts where you're silly!"

BLOOP!

>...WHAT THE FUCK!?

'Mom come back! YOU OWE ME BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!'

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OMAKE!
>32
"77"
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>Wow, you're getting married.

"Yep."

>That's got to be, like, the biggest thing that's happened today.

"No doubt."

>Fucking HUGE.

"Doubt anything this big could've happened today."

>Not even close.

"...we totaly missed something, didn't we?

>It feels like I always fucking do...

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Omoko
>SA
"Cadence"
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>...why have you just been sitting there?

".................................................wait............................................."

>Honey? Are you okay?

"....................................................................................................wait............................................."

>You're scaring me.

".....................................................................................................................................wait................................................"

>...honey, I could really use a blowjob tonight, if you're okay with that just say wait.

"Not tonight Shiny, I have a headache."

>...

"................................................................................................................................................................Wait....................................."

>You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

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Omkuh!
>SA
"Celestia"
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>So you don't actually want me to drown you, do you?

"Nooooo, that would be silly."

>Phew, thanks-

"It would be silly to hold onto someone I care about while I am finally freed from all this constant barrage of horrid events tailing a lifetime of horrid immortality of watching a hundred thousand lives be born and die before my eyes and for this to happen now when I have so much that I can end on a high note instead of the inevitability when all are gone again."

>...

"...That would be silly."

>Tia...

"I wanna be the bubblehorse this time."

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OMAKE!
>Pinkie
"DT"
'Cadence'
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>Ooof, we went a little heavy with that dream one.

"FUCKING EVANGELION!"

'I thought it seemed smart!'

>Now, we don't want to lose any tension cause we're in a dream story, but that's fine! Cause we're in OMAKE territory! Even NC looks at us and goes "That shit didn't happen, it's too silly."

"Soooo?"

>So... TIME TO PULL OUT A PINKIE SURPRISE!

'Yay!'

"Not yay! That is never good!"

>Only one way to fix heavy stuff and bring it down a notch...

"And that issss?"

>POINTLESS FANSERVICE!

'Wha-'

>HAREM RAY!

ZAP!

'...Did you just put me in a slave harem outfit?'

>Yeppers! Let's do a sexy dance!

"I'M IN GRADE SCHOOL! WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY!?"

>Oh hush, someone's into this.

"That's not better! WHY DO YOU THINK THAT'S BETTER!?"

>Shut up and sexy dance!

"I'm not going to- oh fuck I'm sexy dancing."

'I hope Shiny's seeing this, if he's the only one not watching his wife dance for anonymous strangers that's going to be really weird.'

"STOP MAKING ME DANCE!"

>Yayyyy!

"My daddy is going to blow like a malfunctioning TBDRLIATU..."

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OMAKE
>SA
"Celestia"
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>Surely there's some other way around this, I just got... "knocked out" so I get away from Chryssalis-

"Shiny, not only have I a lot more to get away from, there's no choice now, we're already here"

>Now that's jus- wait where are we

A pool room, with oddly tinted soft red lighting, a pool, and a tacky "Love Canal" boat in the middle

>When was this here?

"When do you think?"

>...Right after Partylan-?

"Turns out I imbued those Praetorians with a knack in interior design as well as rather garish pecs"

>...You know what?

"Mmmmmm?"

>I kinda get it, you'll not, y'know...

"Oh my dear sweet Bubblehorse, It's just something I need to do, heck, no one really took notice of all these ropes and weights I've been carrying around, not even Pommel. I just... need to take a nap, this way would be best, and you'd... make it..."

>Ok, OK, I'll..."drown" you, just don't die on me

"Thank you Shiny, now, help me get these weights on"

>....Why?
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One consensual dunking over the boat, with burbling, squirming, and several gurgling cries and sighs of relief later (Underlined throughout with a firm and tender Shinyhug, of course)

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As the shaking subsided into twitches, Shiny did as his Princess had ordered and tipped Sunbutt over the boat with a loud splash.

"....glk.....mmghl.........."

>...Allllright, trying not to get too aroused at that... rather sultry look you're giving me

".....blb...."

>Well, you did make a lot of bubbles....

"...mmmgl?"

>...And you didn't really fight it....

"Mggglk...."

>And I guess that shade of blue does look good on you

"...mmhbl.."

>...And you are looking real relaxed on the bottom...with all that... rope...on you

"....Nnnmgl"

>.......Do you think we should.... do this more...?

"...Glk!"

>...Can I join in?

"...."

>....I'm taking that one as a yes, you are nodding, right? And that IS a smile, right?,

"...blblblb~"

>I bagsie little spoon!

Sploosh

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OMAKKEEEEE!
>7
"Buttercup"
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>I SO HAVE FRIENDS, fuck you! I have a ton of friends! ALL THE FRIENDS! You don't even know how many friend's I've got, I've got friends for days! My birthday list reads like a laundry list! MY FUCKING LITTLE BLACK BOOK COULD CLUB A BABY SEAL TO DEATH!

"...then where?"

>They're just... busy! That's all!

"Doing what?"

>Stuff! Important stuff! Important stuff because all my friends are IMPORTANT!

"..."

>....SHUT UUUPPPPPPPP!

"You cute when sad."

>BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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OMAKE
>Sunset
"Spitfire"
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"Be frank with me, baconmane. How lost and forgotten are we?"

>We could propably fuck like animals in the hallway and neither writer nor cast would shrug at the sight.

"Depressing. My name used to hold weight once."

>So did Celestia's. And she's trying to get herself drowned right now.

"...."

>...

"...soooo..."

>I'm straight.

"DAMMIT! Wait, what about the princess?"

>Youuuu... mean me being attached to her to the point I made a doll of her?

"Yeah. Looks pretty obsessed from this angle."

>Subconscious mother complex because my actual parents died before I could even form memories of them.

"You're pretty fucked up, kid."

>Says the mare who masturbates to the stallion who already has five mares chasing him.

"Fuck you."

>I have a spell for just that occasion, which the princess was oddly specific on not banning. Guess because Equestria has a severe lack of male births. Wanna try?

"...only if I get to call you Daddy while we do it."

>Whatever gets you going.

"...................I've been a baaaaad filly, Daddy."


~*~ For the love of Faust, *CENSORED* ~*~

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