this isn't even doubles is it

Pay attention! (Bisharp) @ Occa Berry
Trait: Defiant
EVs: 212 HP / 252 Atk / 44 Spd
Adamant Nature
- Psycho Cut
- Sucker Punch
- Swords Dance
- Iron Head

Look at me! (Amoonguss) @ Leftovers
Trait: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SDef
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Spore
- Giga Drain
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Rage Powder

Hey, over here! (Blastoise) @ Leftovers
Trait: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SAtk / 252 SDef
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Follow Me
- Icy Wind
- Protect
- Hydro Pump

I'm right here! (Victini) @ Fire Gem
Trait: Victory Star
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SAtk / 252 Spd
Hasty Nature
- Glaciate
- Bolt Strike
- V-create
- U-turn

DELELELE WHOOOOP! (Reuniclus) @ Life Orb
Trait: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spd
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Trick Room
- Focus Blast

You fools are ADHD. (Hitmontop) (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Adamant Nature
- Fake Out
- Close Combat
- Sucker Punch
- Wide Guard