Council of Dadanon approved

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #242 & #243
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>A pic of kid alastor
>Would you?
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>The council of dadanons approve
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>>Shota alastor
>He looks so cute
>I want to give him some milk and cookies and call him sport while he wrecks chaos on hell
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>>Call shotastor sport
>>You barely notice it but he perks up at it
>>You are now dadanon even if you dont want to be
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>>embrace your dadhood
>>be filled with pride and joy over your little scamp
>>and be ready to brutalize anyone who would hurt him

>>...and I mean
>> ANYONE
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>I think little devil boy is gonna be the brutalizer
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>>Shotastor didnt beat Sir Pentious
>>It was Anon giving the over grown snake a spanking and ten minutes in the corner
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>>Vaggie tries to keep Shotastor at a distance with her spear
>>you angrily grab it and twist it out of her hand, while also holding her by the scruff of her neck
"Don't you DARE point that thing towards my son!"
>>you put her down, still holding her by the back of her neck
"Has nobody taught you any manners, young lady? Have you been raised on the street?"
>>after a few moments of stunned silence, she tearfully says yes, and breaks down crying
>>...whoops...
>>Shotastor says than he never meant to have you make the moth lady cry
>>he sounds disappointed and a bit hurt
>>what do?
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>Tykes timeline
>Anon is dadnon/manny at the hotel
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>Lilith and Lucifer nabbed anon and makes him babysit the little trouble makers of hell
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>lucifers face when charlie calls you daddy (pic related)
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>Lil'!Charlie is a chipper girly girl with a love for singing - too bad her vocal cords aren't mature enough, so she's rather shrill most of the time
>Lil'!Vaggie is a bookish sort of girl - she seems to read them at an alarming rate, and is usually well of on her own, or, at least would be, if the others didn't pester her so often
>Lil'!Angel is a troublemaker, with a few "odd" interests in girly things - he loves to tease Alastor and Vaggie in particular, and is good friends with Cherri
>Lil'!Alastor is the creepy kid - he's polite and kind to a fault, but you can tell his wise beyond his years, and easily the most mature of the bunch (not that that would stop him from being, y'know, a kid - he's an impish little lad)
>Lil'!Husk is a grumpy, soldier-like kitten, who seems to prefer napping to playing - although, he loves card games, and can beat anyone at Uno
>Lil'!Niffty is his exact opposite - hyper as heck, and almost constantly chirping something in a mixture of Manganese and Engrish, but not exactly the brightest of the bunch
>Lil'!Baxter is the science-y kid - he loves to experiment and act all important-like, yet, despises dirt, and is often bullied by Angel and Cherri
>Lil'!Cherri is a regular ol' firecracker - a crass tomboy who typically takes charge, and is as crude and rude as it gets, well, so long as she isn't around Sir Pent, the only kid who can make her feel flustered
>Lil'!Sir Pent is the both the "good kid" and the "mouthy kid" - he can talk the others under the table, and typically props up his meager physical strength with his impressive vocabulary and oratory capabilities, in spite of his lisp and whistling 's'-s, and is the only one who could truly get under Cherri's skin (something tells you these two will get along far, FAR better in the far, far future)
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>Lil'!Katie seems like a precious "good girl" at first glance, but she's a trickster, and loves to scam and trick the others - while being just as easily deceivable
>Lil'!Tom is the "tag-along kid" - he just follows Katie around, and vehemently denies that he "like"-likes her whenever he's asked (you also barely recognized him, since he's not wearing a gas mask, just a pair of welding goggles and a respirator, meaning the rest of his head is free)
>Lil'!Velvet is the "wild child" - she loves to go on adventures, and cares little about the others, though, she's usually seen in the company of Vox and Val
>Lil'!Val is the "mature kid", the pragmatic sort who tricks others for his gains (his favorite target being Angel), but isn't afraid to resort to violence - he's a bigger kid, too, and he knows how to throw his weight around, though, he rarely does, letting things land as they fall most of the time
>Lil'!Vox is the "techie kid", and not just because his head is a tiny portable TV - he seems very interested in all things technical, and, together with Sir Pent, Baxter and Vaggie, act as the "nerds" of the group, with him being the "extra quiet one"
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>>The lil overlords get put in timeout most out of all the kids
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>Now I'm curious as to what kids could even do to get sent to hell.
>Unless the de-aging is a punishment for sinners in and of itself.
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>They fought each other over territory like kids fight over toys
>So Lucifer decided to make them actual children
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>Normally Lu takes a hands off approach to making Hell a place of eternal punishment, but he got so sick of the myopic pettiness that defined the conflicts in his kingdom the past few centuries that he decided some direct intervention was necessary. He'll change them back to adults when they're ready to start acting like adults.
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>So they still have their memories then? Or would those be sealed off?
>Also
>>Lucifer regressing Charlie because he wants her to know shes still loved and not a disappointment
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>Magical misshap
>>Anon is now the proud papa
>>He will raise them as his own
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"I love my son Alastor but i wish he would stop saying This mortal form is limiting"
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>This pic but its shotastor
>"Pop I missed the bus."
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"Grab your bag, son, I'll be taking you to school."
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>Ywn get to embarrass him in front of all the other little overlords when you drop him off
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>Lucifer greets as usual
>It's rare that a former politician like yourself remains moral in Hell (if they had any morals to begin with), but you've stuck to your guns, and, in exchange for being treated as an overlord, took into your care a little scamp by the name of Alastor - some poor hoodlum's offspring from the Louisiana swamp
>he's a mischievous little rascal, but you love him - you've even made a couple of radios together
>he seems particularly interested in little Charlie, the devil's daughter, and loves messing with her friend, Vagatha
>poor girl, not only is she an orphan, but her former parents have also graced her with such a name as a last memento
>you just call her Maggie - there's no way in Hell you'd call her by the nickname Henroin's bratty kid, Angel Dust had given her
>that boy just ain't right - he looks just like his sister Molly (even down to the dress, which in on itself isn't much of a problem - better out than in, it's best he didn't repress it - not that anyone would care, aside from Henroin), and he's a little devil on top of that
>heck, between him, his sister, and their younger brother, Arackniss, only Molly seems to have any intention of getting through elementary without getting expelled
>but your son's best friends are no doubt Husker and Niffty - boy, those two are like land and sky: one's a sleepy grouch, and the other's a hyperactive Jap tyke
>between the two of them, Alastor seems almost mundane, and they ensure that, even if he doesn't stay OUT of trouble, he won't be alone when he's in it, which must count for SOMETHING among friends, you surmise

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>the there's the "three Vs", the "big" kids - the geeky Vox (you're damn sure that kid'll grow up to be a CEO or some other control freak), the chipper Velvet (a sweet girl, but hecka' troublesome), and the slick and slimy Val (an up-and-coming pimp or conman if you've ever saw one - he gives Eddy a run for his quarters)
>Katie, the "popular girl" (or so she thinks) - a little blonde princess in a red dress, who loved to be the center of attention...
>and Tom... Poor kid was smitten with her, and didn't even realize yet - he just followed her around because "they were friends"
>something which young Katie vehemently denied... with a heavy blush
>heh... Young love
>you felt for the poor kid - not only did he have sensitive eyes that required glasses akin to welding goggles to cope with, but he was also a sickly child, who required a damn respirator to breathe - strange, considering he excelled in sports
>then, there were the von Elritch kids, Helsa and... Her brother - his name always escaped your mind
>the boy seemed nice, if a bit manipulative, especially with little Charlie, but Helsa was a mean little girl - even worse than Katie
>she always competed with Charlie in everything she could
>rather vocally, too until someone (that's Alastor, after you gave him the idea) suggested to the other kids that the only reason she keeps comparing herself to Charlie is because she actually LIKES her!
>their competition died down since then, but their hostility did not

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>finally, there were the imp kids - it honestly seemed that the parents only approved for the "diversification" of the student body in the hopes that their kids would pick on the lesser demons instead of each other, and thus, foster future co-operation between the families
>no such thing happened - the sinners and demons happily accepted the imps, and kept picking on each other
>the "Circus trio", that is Barbie, Tilla and Blitzo, were regular class clowns, particularly Blitzo - he always tried to cheer the others up, and make light of any dark situation (such as pop quizzes)
>Barbie usually accompanied him, while Tilla, the oldest and most reserved of the tree, tried to make up for the trouble her siblings caused
>honestly, she acted like a second mother to the other two, though, she was barely a year older than them - and in the same class, to boot
>there was also Moxxie, the "choir kid" - he was an excelling vocal talent, and quite well-equipped for precision sports, while a bit lacking in endurance
>Millie was his complete opposite - the little impette was a tomboyish sports girl, and quite vicious at that! While she was far more friendly than Helsa or Katie, her competitive streak often made her do things she would come to regret
>like run over your son during football
>so, come the next day, you substituted for the gym teacher - and made sure those little legs were put to good use, by a marathon football game at the end of the day...
>which lasted into the early evening
>surprise, surprise, come next day, Millie could barely walk from the muscle ache - which was still better than the others, who had to crawl
>and knew exactly who to blame...
>you also lost your substituting privileges that day - for about a month...
>you were still the best option those softie toffs had for gym class
>ah, but it was time to go - school was about to start, so you bid your son goodbye

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"Well, have fun day at a school today, champ! And don't let the girls get you into any trouble!"

>aw, this moved the little scamp - he hugged you close, burying his face into your stomach, while his cheeks turned red
>seems like he wanted you to stay - though, with how much fun the other kids were having, giggling and laughing, you're sure you'll only get in the way
>and that was when you spotted them
>to girls - one chubby and short, the other slim and tall
>you immediately recognized them

"Look, Al! It's your friends Mimzy and Rosie! I wonder what they're doing here?"

>he perked up notably, eyes shining with excitement as he saw the two walk across the yard - soon enough, all three were galloping towards one another, and they've met in the center, nearly knocking each other over
>you just smiled, and then gave a certain look to the other children, causing them to stop immediately, allowing your son to enjoy this reunion with his old friends
>a dad's work is never done, so you bid your final goodbyes, and leave
>as proudest parent there ever could be