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  1. [09:50] Tits: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=33393699#p33393699
  2. [09:53] Chaco: wow more subs and more amphibious transport docks than the US Navy
  3. [09:53] Ghant: Looks the USA (United States of Akai) is back.
  4. [09:54] Master Edom: you got a couple of typos in your links
  5. [09:54] Chaco: Actually more combat ships than the US Navy
  6. [09:55] Master Edom: But anyway: I'm skeptical but I'm also tired so I'll talk more about this tomorrow.
  7. [09:55] Tits: You know Ghant that was designed primarily by Arth and Cuscy and not myself?
  8. [09:56] Chaco: They arent in the region
  9. [09:56] Master Edom: Arth and Cuscy are good guys but they're not in the region.
  10. [09:56] Tits: That is irrelevant, it's more their advice based on Akai's needs for Cornellia and are based around its budget
  11. [09:56] Master Edom: lol what did they say your needs were?
  12. [09:57] Chaco: And what is your budget to have a bigger navy than the US?
  13. [09:57] Tits: For all practical purposes ignore the corvettes
  14. [09:57] Tits: so 212 ships in practice
  15. [09:58] Master Edom: answer the questions please
  16. [09:58] Chaco: That is still fucking huge
  17. [09:58] Tits: Also qualitively Akai is less than the US
  18. [09:58] Tits: Akai is a naval power
  19. [09:58] Tits: always has been
  20. [09:58] Chaco: How what does Akai ever do?
  21. [09:58] Master Edom: if you don't answer the question I'm going to make YOU irrelevant
  22. [09:58] Tits: Also Akai wants Tempesta
  23. [09:58] Tits: At least control and influence over it
  24. [09:58] Tits: And wants a long reach
  25. [09:58] Chaco: Jesus its too late for this stupid shit again
  26. [09:59] Ghant: What is Akai's budget?
  27. [09:59] Tits: it is also paranoid about carrier groups as well from abroad which is what the navy is designed to counter
  28.  
  29. Also let me get it up
  30. [09:59] Master Edom: You don't need that many ships for that
  31. [09:59] Chaco: always the fucking paranoid excuse
  32. [10:01] Master Edom: I think that we'll need to cut it down, Tits
  33. [10:01] Master Edom: There are too many ships. too many subs.
  34. [10:01] Tits: No
  35. [10:01] Master Edom: Oh yes :smiley:
  36. [10:01] Master Edom: cut it down to be reasonable.
  37. [10:02] Tits: 97.405 billion
  38. [10:02] Tits: USD
  39. [10:03] Master Edom: 1 Supercarrier
  40. 3 battlecruisers
  41. 3 aircraft carriers
  42. 12 amphibious transport docks
  43. 8 cruisers[/ur]
  44. 24 [url=http://iiwiki.com/wiki/Glastnev_Class_Destroyer]destroyers
  45. 36 frigates
  46. 9 SSGNs
  47. 8 SSNs
  48. 18 SSK (AIP)
  49. 25 corvettes
  50. Glastnev_Class_Destroyer]destroyers
  51. [10:03] Tits: Is the budget size
  52. [10:03] Tits: Noi
  53. [10:03] Master Edom: Those numbers look a lot better, and are very generous.
  54. [10:03] Tits: That navy is well adjusted for the needs of Akai
  55. [10:04] Chaco: Id cut the amphibious docks too
  56. [10:04] Master Edom: it doesn't suit the region. It's unacceptable.
  57. [10:04] Tits: It does suit the region
  58. [10:04] Master Edom: Good thought. Cut them in half.
  59. [10:04] Tits: it was literally designed for it
  60. [10:04] Master Edom: not with my say so
  61. [10:04] Master Edom: and I do not say so.
  62. [10:04] Tits: No, it was consulted with you before hand in order to repair the navy
  63. [10:04] Chaco: How by non regional people with a budget that you made up on your own?
  64. [10:04] Tits: and you said it was okay
  65. [10:04] Tits: then
  66. [10:04] Tits: Frankly this is utter bullshit
  67. [10:04] Master Edom: I didn't say the numbers were okay
  68. [10:04] Tits: You did
  69. [10:04] Chaco: Tits the shit you do constantly is utter bullshit
  70. [10:04] Master Edom: when?
  71. [10:05] Tits: You said it was okay and was made as reivison of what I had previously which was unrealistic
  72. [10:05] Tits: Remember that inncident?
  73. [10:05] Master Edom: I said you could have 125 corvettes?!
  74. [10:05] Tits: I went to Arth and Cuscy when they were here
  75. [10:05] Tits: yes
  76. [10:05] Master Edom: I don't remember anything of the kind.
  77. [10:05] Tits: I will cut the corvetes
  78. [10:05] Master Edom: and the subs
  79. [10:05] Master Edom: and the LHDs, and the frigates and destroyers
  80. [10:05] Master Edom: you have no need for them. Your nation is like an insane version of Australia mixed with Indonesia
  81. [10:06] Master Edom: No one else in the region has that many subs AND carriers
  82. [10:08] Tits: That is because you have different naval philosophies. You have more carriers than me and Akai's ones are generally comporable to modified old Soviet designs
  83. [10:08] Master Edom: it's just too many, there's no way your country could afford that
  84. [10:08] Tits: No it can afford that
  85. [10:08] Master Edom: Your nation is basically a hermit kingdom, the only nations that deal with it in trade are New Edom and Rome that actually count.
  86. [10:09] Tits: The latter is something I have sought to change trade wise but have never recieved any response to
  87. [10:09] Master Edom: New Edom has the following:
  88. 5 carriers
  89. [10:09] Tits: furthermore the GDP of Akai is 2.9 trillion
  90. [10:10] Tits: Nominally
  91. [10:10] Chaco: Fucking how?
  92. [10:10] Tits: I've wanted Akai to be an outsourcing based economy, with a few considerably developed areas
  93. [10:11] Tits: I'd prefer to have a lower GDP per capita and a higher population
  94. [10:11] Tits: but that is not possible
  95. [10:11] Tits: Ask Cuscy for his word on this
  96. [10:11] Tits: Hopefully he should remember the inncident
  97. [10:11] Tits: I talked to him a lot during it
  98. [10:13] Tits: The Navy is just a bit larger than Russia's
  99. [10:13] Tits: Who is mostly landlocked
  100. [10:13] Tits: Akai is entirely reliant on overseas trade, has a tangible threat of several carrier groups, a larger budget than Russia and is willing to spend on it more, on top of using generally cheaper equipment
  101. [10:14] Chaco: You dont trade with hardly anyone
  102. [10:14] Master Edom: 5 carriers
  103. 4 cruisers
  104. 4 LHDs
  105. 16 destroyers
  106. 28 frigates
  107. 5 arsenal ships
  108. 22 ssks
  109. 6 minesweepers
  110. 24 corvettes
  111. 16 patrol ships
  112. [10:14] Master Edom: that's my fleet
  113. [10:14] Tits: The PLAN uses 496
  114. [10:14] Master Edom: I'm actually giving you a bigger fleet than mine with my adjustments, I'm not allowing you to have 4 x my fleet, Novi's or Adiron's.
  115. [10:14] Tits: I do trade with others but it hasn't been preciesely established due to people being generally unreceptive
  116. [10:15] Master Edom: of course not. You've done a lousy job of explaining it
  117. [10:15] Chaco: Because no one trades with you thats why they are unreceptive
  118. [10:15] Tits: I do want trade
  119. [10:15] Tits: I need to focus on something else
  120. [10:15] Chaco: because they dont want to trade with a pariah nation
  121. [10:15] Tits: so I have to go
  122. [10:15] Master Edom: So look, you need to accept my changes. I realize this may be frustrating, but I did NOT okay that
  123. [10:15] Tits: we can continue tomorrow
  124. [10:15] Tits: No
  125. [10:15] Tits: You did okay that
  126. [10:15] Tits: You have forgotten but you did
  127. [10:16] Master Edom: If you want to see me as a tyrant, Tits, that's unfortunate, but I'm reviewing it and telling you now that it's not okay. You must change it
  128. [10:16] Master Edom: Your navy has to reflect the realities of the region. You should do just fine with a smaller one.
  129. [10:17] Tits: I do not see you as a tyrant
  130. [10:18] Tits: This happened a while ago and if I get the opportunity to find the logs which I hopefuly have saved I will get them for you
  131. [10:19] Tits: But this was approved and was designed to deal with the existing regional balance of power
  132. [10:20] Chaco: what the hell are you even talking about
  133. [10:20] Tits: It was designed to deal with potential realistic military threats Akai could be forced to deal with at the time
  134. [10:20] Master Edom: this is the decision I've made now
  135. [10:20] Chaco: you have no military threats
  136. [10:21] Master Edom: you have a larger fleet, in fact, than my own, so I see this as more than sufficient
  137. [10:21] Chaco: no one rps with you
  138. [10:21] Ghant: I recall an argument about you not being able to claim 3 trillion GDP...so you claim 2.9 trillion. That's basically gaming the system.
  139. [10:22] Master Edom: anyway the main point is you can still contribute in the Kingdom of Light RP as your navy stands quite respectably.
  140. [10:22] Tits: Being larger than your navy is reasonable Edom given you have a far smaller economy, are primarily army focused
  141. [10:22] Master Edom: that's debatable, but I'm not debating it now
  142. [10:22] Tits: Also being a pariah doesn't stop people trading with you, see Saudi Arabia and China for good examples there
  143. [10:22] Master Edom: sticking to the subject, gentlemen, the navy I have recommended to you will be enough
  144. [10:23] Chaco: Those arent even close to Akai
  145. [10:23] Master Edom: I have put the recommendation in the war planning thread. Go take a look, it's fine
  146. [10:23] Chaco: a nation that you have described as being unified by nukes
  147. [10:23] Tits: I will not be using that navy
  148. [10:23] Tits: However
  149. [10:24] Tits: China widely regarded as the 4th most authoritarian nation in the world
  150. [10:24] Master Edom: If you do not post in the war planning thread tha tyou accept my numbers, you will have to leave the region.
  151. [10:24] Tits: Behind Syria, DPRK, and Iran iirc
  152. [10:24] Tits: Saudi Arabia executes homosexuals frequently
  153. [10:24] Chaco: But none of them are as bad as your description of akai
  154. [10:25] Master Edom: anyway we'll deal with the economics later guys
  155. [10:25] Chaco: But anyways about that navy
  156. [10:26] Tits: No, I'd say that they are moderately close in quite a few ways given they are the source material in may ways
  157. [10:27] Master Edom: anyway everyone else has accepted reasonable and realistic numbers in the region, so you're hardly being singled out
  158. [10:27] Tits: These are entirely realistic
  159. [10:27] Master Edom: so please post in the war planning thread that you accept my numbers
  160. [10:27] Master Edom: my numbers? yes they are.
  161. [10:27] Tits: I can point to IRL for several examples
  162. [10:27] Tits: No
  163. [10:27] Tits: Mine are
  164. [10:27] Chaco: Byr then
  165. [10:27] Tits: Yours are far too small
  166. [10:27] Master Edom: then out you go.
  167. [10:27] Chaco: have fun out of the region
  168. [10:27] Tits: This is ridiclious frankly. I have contributed much to to this region and I will not leave it on such a silly dispute.
  169. [10:28] Tits: Let us sought this out when we are all more level headed.
  170. [10:28] Tits: We are tired
  171. [10:28] Chaco: Kick rocks
  172. [10:28] Tits: And presently due to writing an essay write now cannot focus on it
  173. [10:28] Master Edom: well, you should write your essay then. If you agree to what I have said you may reapply
  174. [10:29] Tits: Let us neogiate something latter
  175. [10:29] Tits: I cannot focus on it right now
  176. [10:29] Tits: and it is a drastic action at the very least
  177. [10:29] Master Edom: Tits, it's very simple, you can post your acceptance of my numbers and negotiate after that.
  178. [10:30] Master Edom: I've opened administration, and I'm about to kick you out of the region. Yes or no?
  179. [10:30] Master Edom: one...
  180. [10:30] Master Edom: two...
  181. [10:30] Tits: Yes... for now
  182. [10:30] Master Edom: post your acceptance.
  183. [10:30] Tits: I can't
  184. [10:30] Master Edom: why?
  185. [10:30] Tits: busy/vpn not working
  186. [10:31] Master Edom: ah, I see. Well you can reapply to the region in the morning.
  187. [10:31] Tits: Why are you kicking me
  188. [10:31] Tits: I said I would agree
  189. [10:31] Chaco: weird says youre online
  190. [10:31] Tits: I just can't right now as I am busy
  191. [10:31] Tits: I have my PC open at home
  192. [10:32] Master Edom: didn't you just post tonight?
  193. [10:32] Tits: Yes but my VPN was working
  194. [10:32] Tits: right now it just disconnected
  195. [10:32] Tits:
  196.  
  197. [10:32] Tits: see
  198. [10:33] Chaco: fuck me all those tabs
  199. [10:33] Chaco: its unreadable
  200. [10:34] Master Edom: I'll make this easy for you: you can reapply when your VPN works again, send me a telegram.
  201. [10:34] Tits:
  202.  
  203. [10:34] Tits: Why do I need to reapply
  204. [10:35] Tits: You have kicked me for agreeing with you
  205. [10:35] Tits: I am trying to be reasonable here
  206. [10:35] Tits: And have contributed loads to this region in my time here
  207. [10:35] Tits: And I plan to contribute much more
  208. [10:35] Master Edom: because you were not able to do what I asked you to do.
  209. [10:36] Master Edom: after all you JUST POSTED
  210. [10:36] Master Edom: you posted your crazy ship numbers, and suddenly you can't post?
  211. [10:37] Tits: yes
  212. [10:37] Master Edom: this is what you must do. post in the thread when you can and accept my numbers, and then we can negotiate, as you say
  213. [10:38] Tits: it's working again
  214. [10:38] Tits: okay posted
  215. [10:38] Chaco: A miracle!
  216. [10:38] Tits: No
  217. [10:38] Tits: My VPN is a pain
  218. [10:38] Tits: it goes down constantly
  219. [10:38] Chaco: The heavans opened and fixed the problem!
  220. [10:38] Master Edom: Hmmmmm I don't like this 'for now'
  221. [10:39] Master Edom: I think it should just be 'yes'
  222. [10:39] Master Edom: yes those are good numbers
  223. [10:39] Chaco: Ill get you next time Edom! Next time!
  224. [10:39] Tits: They are unrealistic
  225. [10:39] Tits: Unrealistically small
  226. [10:39] Master Edom: how unfortunate
  227. [10:40] Tits: For now anyuways is for further neogiation
  228. [10:40] Master Edom: well, your prevarication has resulted in you being kicked.
  229. [10:41] Tits: ...
  230. [10:41] Tits: I thought you were a friend of mine. I am frankly incredibly disappointed that it has come to this
  231. [10:41] Master Edom: after your insults and contempt?
  232. [10:41] Master Edom: You call that friendship?
  233. [10:42] Tits: No, I never insulted you. I may have been rude about the ideas propsoed
  234. [10:42] Tits: Ihold you n high esteem
  235. [10:42] Master Edom: Let me be blunt with you, I'm the only person in the region who even wanted you here. So I gave you an opportunity to make things better, and you continued to spit in my face.
  236. [10:44] Master Edom: Seriously: get your act together. No more godmodding. No more talking like I don't arbitrate things in the region.
  237. [10:44] Tits: I want to be honest with you and I from my perspective have created something and did create something which suited the region. at the time.
  238. [10:44] Tits: This may have changed so Id'd be willing to clos carriers
  239. [10:44] Master Edom: And I told you you didn't.
  240. [10:45] Tits: *lose
  241. [10:45] Master Edom: Your problem is you don't take me seriously. You have to start doing that. When you reapply, keep that in mind.
  242. [10:46] Master Edom: Ultimately this is a game. It has to have rules and fairness. It has to have someone to decide this, and in this region, ultimately that's me. Either you like that or you don't. You made it clear tonight that you only do under duress.
  243. [10:47] Tits: Edom if I did not tkae you seriously I never would've agreeed to the intial changesi n the navy in the first place
  244. [10:47] Tits: When I had to revise it
  245. [10:47] Master Edom: Your only choice s here are to reapply or go somewhere else.
  246. [10:47] Tits: We will speak latter.
  247. [10:47] Tits: That is it
  248. [10:47] Master Edom: sure
  249. [10:47] Tits: I have to focus on this now
  250. [10:48] Master Edom: good luck with your essay
  251. [10:49] Tits: Also my pc just lost battery
  252. [10:49] Tits: So I am now on my phone
  253. [10:49] Master Edom: I thought your PC was at home?
  254. [10:51] Tits: Well laptop. I am using a laptop here and a PC at home
  255. [10:51] Tits: I need a word procressor for my handwriting
  256. [10:51] Master Edom: I see. Well good luck with your essay. I'm off for now
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