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  1. "Comedy Jam around town you know his work locally" (confidence=0.746309)
  2. "partner Comedy Central" (confidence=0.908279)
  3. "great guy in your room" (confidence=0.722460)
  4. "maybe a long night for Grill" (confidence=0.621737)
  5. "you know why who owns garlic" (confidence=0.799902)
  6. "run a Jeremy guys rock I got my nipples pierced about 2 weeks ago and they're starting to get real wet red and swelling family and your roommate is that ass like a city of life" (confidence=0.925706)
  7. "Tommy Lee, if you take him out. By the way I tried clean them and stuff" (confidence=0.837746)
  8. "really serious right now she's going to be well my about a year ago my dad got got for possession of crack and" (confidence=0.914361)
  9. "he went to a psychiatrist afterwards and he said that he wasn't addicted she was just going through hard times but I remember when my Grandpa Grandma will smoke crack and heroin and you know so he pretty much promise was that he wasn't going to start again but I guess that's my question is he is right now and" (confidence=0.928615)
  10. "very small amounts in an undercut undercover cops going to go through them I think what happened was the second that he was an iPhone 4 news about spicing things and I'm just wondering what I should do to help him you know she knew about the previous require him right now here in Comedy Central" (confidence=0.921701)
  11. "Serendipity when I roll over my anus" (confidence=0.881339)
  12. "natural disasters" (confidence=0.887487)
  13. "434 area code" (confidence=0.735096)
  14. "the rerun of the man who doesn't work out" (confidence=0.674560)
  15. "I know that the narrow rolling down the street" (confidence=0.689322)
  16. "I got this girl pregnant at work she's 27 I might even try to work it in I work at a department store went part of the department store clothing men's clothing Marvin wonder if you guys could shoot me and I listen to show the time and now I got this chick pregnant online Believin" (confidence=0.903835)
  17. "I really don't know I don't know come here" (confidence=0.879945)
  18. "Wendy Planned Parenthood last week and I'm going to be working at Mervin" (confidence=0.917160)
  19. "so we trying to get her back after I get a present oh how many years" (confidence=0.819062)
  20. "working right now what's up" (confidence=0.779829)
  21. " I just want to call you guys to tell you I take out the man show tonight I thought it was like the best show but I want to talk about the x-rays you guys had on there." (confidence=0.912416)
  22. " what is a break off at everybody but me" (confidence=0.718137)
  23. " you know what I mean young student to get into the Colon Rectal Surgery and of the medicine field" (confidence=0.852477)
  24. " it is what my name Adam Carolla that is dr. Drew phone number 1 800 love 191 or here with Emmy award-winning Jimmy Kimmel who can be found on the man show Sunday's 10 on Comedy Central also later on this week we're going to have Vanessa one of the juggies from The Man Show along with someone that's tomorrow along with that Primus and then Natalie retana from VIP and Justin whalin from Dungeons & Dragons which I have no idea some more of that movie is about but I'm guessing it's Dungeons & Dragons and that means bad times I've been with the Nerds when I was in highschool did they still like that I think it still goes" (confidence=0.950226)
  25. " I'll just blame your Bahamas a lazy now that's true yeah I was more lame than you were you were before Dungeons & Dragons yet on the phones and that speak to a lease is 27 inches long time and I never said I coughed so and I will praise you now so stupid and I sound like a stupid girl but I went out on a date with a guy and it was somebody that I had known before I mean it was just that he came up and asked for my number and I didn't went out on a date" (confidence=0.961282)
  26. " when I first place because and I didn't think that anything was going to happen he had a nice view of the study so I think that's one thing led to another and" (confidence=0.950273)
  27. " he's very smart girl but but I was just kind of fighting the whole way you know like you do touch me there about go down okay calm down calm down I was sober and I would" (confidence=0.897992)
  28. " pulling away but he would go right back and I'm like okay and I was thinking maybe powerful guy I don't want to be physically but I mean did he make a lot of money to have a nice car all that stuff" (confidence=0.901895)
  29. " so I guess it got to the point where like lazy L Scott was off and he was using his fingers and the next thing I know he was inside" (confidence=0.929299)
  30. " and I got kids obviously cuz I was like I asked and he wasn't wearing anything and no drinking at all very unusual" (confidence=0.914404)
  31. " may I have this technique where I put it in first then inflated much like a truck in her to it works better it's better for the ladies it's better from for the chance it's better for everyone and I went well you that way you can get them while they're sleeping that's more than anything and I kind of laughed and them" (confidence=0.932719)
  32. " did you stop it right away stuff is a girl" (confidence=0.856573)
  33. " I'm sorry you said you were for yourself as a stupid girl. Very young when I said no I said I meant it and I should have left but you know I feel guilt and stuff like oh you know I really should let him just use that word that comes from the women because that that is a strange emotion what the guilt that that guilt because if the guy was having the guy was enjoying your company he was fine as far as it went if you said no they are because it's what you're comfortable that's fine or guilty about that most accounts I mean" (confidence=0.954543)
  34. " a little bit Yeah I said overweight and is yourself three and three sixteenths and 237 lb so it maybe that's it maybe your self-esteem isn't what it could be but I'm okay I just mostly work then date and and ever since I broke up with my long-term boyfriend and it's been like dates here and there and I got really drunk and then just made out with somebody else that was like I should have said no and I didn't and then I wasn't going to think anything about it but I was" (confidence=0.955857)
  35. " picture show and you have somebody on that I think they made representative or stabs antibody or I don't know whatever is called isn't the precum but you would you want to press charges against this guy has he called you or anyting" (confidence=0.932609)
  36. " just ended my period where can I get tested couldn't hurt anyway right well then you'll does hurt is the last thing I think about cholesterol. He's not taking no for an answer going for something I would physically like take it and he's going right back to it" (confidence=0.918667)
  37. " how to be assertive bad night I mean I don't I know I don't want anyone calling the show saying that she was raped and she needs to get counseling and blah blah blah she made some bad decisions he's an a-hole you got to just get mad and think so few ice cream" (confidence=0.912077)
  38. " alright alright well I don't know I wouldn't I wouldn't continue dating the rapist although he's not really I don't know if you keep going until 8 until they're stop there that doesn't get kids to Disneyland and they don't say it's time to leave around him up and dragged keep riding into your vomit right and when you do that I'm going to go now I'm going I'm in the car" (confidence=0.939135)
  39. " put you right back. I'm a rapist" (confidence=0.700321)
  40. " Jake yeah you're sick you're a 19 what's up that x-ray Spex when was great spanking is a form of child abuse is ask if the people use an object that seems to be the threshold issue that spanking a single episode of your supposed to spank you if it's a behavior that you need to have stopped immediately like walking into traffic or something they were all the way and what you'll find is that the very clearly will.. The behavior in the moment within the next two weeks you'll see increasing truancy and acting out and if you continue to spank you if it's any SodaStream together this truancy and you and the kids deserve antisocial now if you if you then if Factory in Striking with an object then it becomes a whole different thing I don't understand because I was spanked with a belt" (confidence=0.971901)
  41. " and my sister was and my parents were in my grandparents were and my question is if if we were all steam if everybody I know was being a respect than object how come we're not all screwed up time every night screwed up the things they are screwed up at family lineage and everyone beat everyone with a belt that's how that have that's a good that's that you can make into making sure his argument case for the cycle of abuse but now I'm too young for that he write any you're not antisocial are violent you don't work around metal or 10 Junior College foot hurts and not spank him that's the way I look at it I don't ride" (confidence=0.970156)
  42. " and I don't want to say this I don't have kids I have learned a few things from the show when I do have kids and I do want to discipline them and on the off-chance I do have to spank that I don't want them to Sochi the spanking with me some work on a spanking machine Brutus Transformers yes yes come from where that's happened from Heaven I don't know I wasn't sleeping I was sound asleep I was dreaming and then I woke up jacked off and then I thought of a truck called think of you guys are both going to love it will take a break and when we come back at Jimmy will tell us about his new invention after this" (confidence=0.962452)
  43. " mughlai 91910" (confidence=0.417594)
  44. " the KFMA new rock concert calendar from a concert calendar being brought to you by Scrappy's Tucson all ages concert venue December 14th KFMA presented" (confidence=0.900394)
  45. " Loveline Adam Carolla dr. Drew over their phone number 1 800 love 191 Jimmy Kimmel as our guests tonight Jimmy's here plug in the fabulous man show all new episodes on Comedy Central Sunday night's 10 television it's alright putting Christmas lights up bright and I was like hey it's the season this and that but the worst part is putting them down should I let me know how dare you the excitement of seeing the finished product like any take an and it signifies you Chris Brown taking them down like May" (confidence=0.958295)
  46. " bubble Christmas lights by month or so and then I don't know how you make it exactly but squirrels or birds eat them how about you could be going to fire them out of a gun in the Grinch in that horrible movie The Grinch they had that true even if the effort he said he loved too much while he told me if you actually even if you still have to go down and pull them down this would take care of that you got to work on New Years or what what exactly the problem with it is is I think if it was biodegradable it rained it would probably start coming undone if it was made of some sort of product that came apart and electric electricity part of it is going to be a dick about it" (confidence=0.970779)
  47. " easy Jack's in Elyria pull you pull the cord and in the end the lights from the edible part velcro I do it you do I got a better plan how about some sort of Christmas light goggles for the kids so each time they look at something and appears to be covered with Christmas lights and never say a word about you right now come off at the end of the season he's standing in the bathroom looking at his penis" (confidence=0.942150)
  48. " Alex and Drew you have triplets you should experiment on one of them in a lot of ways you're a man of Madison aren't you and I thought you can't donate one of your kids are the cause there for you Alex you're 16 he told me this already said it was going to be 2417 maybe the Vikings and the Dolphins I have to say right now hopefully that'll change in 2 weeks" (confidence=0.935025)
  49. " good and they've been doing good but they've had a lot of years or they've done well attended by into the Dolphins beat the Vikings whatever thanks Alex Rams are due today who did the Raiders draft for you didn't see it he was standing right there he spit in his face a big time I mean who was spit in the face of the radio so they didn't go into it let me tell you something about that the punter he is the best guy to spit on because he was almost" (confidence=0.961157)
  50. " no face mask and who's he going to beat up right she's going to do go back to check listen Bakke and get one of his older brothers to come over here and see what you owe you 25 what's up" (confidence=0.928408)
  51. " right" (confidence=0.842519)
  52. " I wish the guy and all the sudden she was having sex with him maybe that's sort of an MMO of some guys" (confidence=0.842156)
  53. " I did not happen to me I understand will understand why this is why this is a surprising Behavior" (confidence=0.907598)
  54. " and then something else totally happened I got my car stereo ripped off oh you got yours ripped off too could be the same I thought you were living in Montana that time does Malachi moves around range" (confidence=0.916338)
  55. " I just I honestly don't think it's the same by the time I'm just concerned that you guys might think if that's an appropriate thing to do work so they understand what what's on guy's mind as they're moving forward together they're not there. And you will have to ask her you know when to go put a condom on it wouldn't have I don't think then so objectionable because then I would have a known that he was going to do in NP I would have been protected or let him do it that's why he doesn't ask" (confidence=0.955837)
  56. " you know the one thing that's that one thing led to another pays the one thing led to another when you went into the bedroom with him that's what that's what that's when the choo choo train left the train ride on this one but the other one never did she never stop kissing but could you should be really clear with guys up front it is really room for subtlety no they don't get it they don't they don't have sex very clear about where you can't tell them to stop going to do headed" (confidence=0.949430)
  57. " you know I really don't know it's it's just a" (confidence=0.832388)
  58. " I don't know because I think" (confidence=0.949923)
  59. " the guy that kind of expected that might be happening" (confidence=0.962034)
  60. " is it denial that neither did I but not really Mitten yourself they are going down that path" (confidence=0.758882)
  61. " do you know just because I go into the bedroom with guy doesn't mean that I'm going to having sex with him you know maybe we will be doing something that is he now is sexual but not necessarily having to be clear about that upon I call this rate panties these are panties with the word rape written on the inside and outside several hundred times so if a woman ever forgets gets drunk and it's also written and glow in the dark paint and quesadilla are electrified and how many languages damn well you know I didn't say it was okay for him and this and I didn't say there's never been down cement made like now it's very very cloudy but there's never a yes you know he never gave okay let's you can you just use go about it and most guys probably don't know it's like she's let me do this" (confidence=0.968777)
  62. " Raichu move your hand over here but you still kiss me. Two hands over here what she still you know she's rubbing my back and you know it's no different than you going in to buy a car in the salesman saying let me put the lights on and off give you a few minutes to stand outside of the showroom and discuss it with your wife once drive around the block and think about it and then come back when he now he's going to keep rolling he's going to keep going to before you know there's a contract in front of you and he's having you sign some he's going to keep going once to close the deal you have to interrupt the process he will not interrupt that process he is it men are sexually scrotum salesman that's the way I look at door to door scrotum salesman selling their genitalia that's the scary part you don't need money just got to hold still" (confidence=0.963839)
  63. " but I swear I was passing the dealership and it's a big sign we have too much inventory and I think for these guys do it to them" (confidence=0.936104)
  64. " and now they got a deal" (confidence=0.982206)
  65. " when will they learn where will they figure that out the Lots only so big Can Only Hold so many so it was so many Nissan's but nope they got too much and now it's dealing days everybody will be back" (confidence=0.953964)
  66. " Loveline I'll be right back so get your problems ready ready" (confidence=0.906073)
  67. " I'm out of that screw over their phone number 1 800 love 191 and Natalie ever tunnel in here later on this week it's under Primus and Vanessa man show Juggy going to be in here tomorrow night one of the the favorite man show juggies and speaking to Mansfield phone in here tonight for the man show 10 Comedy Central everybody all new episodes Sunday nights alone it's over now that's right but they start planning for next week everyone so is that all that's it was one of the most amazing television moments in history" (confidence=0.948185)
  68. " not really was extraordinary for you for me and Majin what it was like for me yeah it was beautiful I love that slow motion I'm a beautiful" (confidence=0.916009)
  69. " all right let's talk to you I Stephanie 16th Stephanie like right after he told me like my body started totally changing in like started having difficult science discharge and if you weren't having the symptoms already exam they usually do that when I get tested for Clamato once I clean" (confidence=0.917443)
  70. " but anyways so the doctor said you don't you need to call the guys you been with and let them know and so now I wouldn't even know what is it going to do them even realizes it but how bad is what it what happens with this chlamydia you become infertile more of it then she ain't you just put something in the water would need two condoms ran in the often times when we do not know they have this and it's the years of smoldering infection that causes infertility so if you called everybody" (confidence=0.942572)
  71. " how many more are there do you have their phone numbers to make it easier for you and humorous and they get probably a charge out of it and who better to find out from the doctor Drew he's the man is a doctor come on alright so what's your question we were treated I have a she'll be alright she hasn't she hasn't had it for a long way some people have it for years yeah" (confidence=0.941108)
  72. " colorful sounds very young and Stephanie are you must have gotten it from somewhere on guys since then and he wouldn't talk to me extra short of a singing telegram at work" (confidence=0.899126)
  73. " Mattel in the Marvel aggressive" (confidence=0.738220)
  74. " our kids even though he gave her chlamydia by the way I would have called him first and said listen to some guys you got a call cuz you got the whole thing started I was merely middle man who plays the mom on the other line because of course we aren't these people are savages that this goes on through this is where my cyanide tablet that comes in here" (confidence=0.945016)
  75. " call in last week he was like a 16 he pulled an all-nighter he met some guy at a gay club he brought him home and his mom walked in in a open the door to his bedroom at like 8 in the morning on a Sunday morning the kid was performing fellatio on himself while the guy he picked up was basically masturbating on the bed next to him and I said to Drew that you should as a parent keep the cyanide pill all the time but when you knock on the door this is after puberty you slide it in between the two bad just how to reach time and if you ever see him performing fellatio fellatio on himself in a guy in a leather vest jacking off you just jump down on no questions asked you only have time to process it a war criminal it living in Argentina you know this is" (confidence=0.971224)
  76. " torture and torment you probably get at hung at the end of it you just keep that idea you guys should just move out you know when your kids hit puberty Brandon your 20 what's up I need to know when the most fertile time for a female is because we had no you can't predict that gets better for me judging from experience it's from age usually 11 to 14 that's when they're that's when they're at their Peak me and my fiance said they had sex the other night and the condom broke and why didn't you mediately go out and get the morning after pill after about it and she said that she wasn't comfortable" (confidence=0.970150)
  77. " something like that why she has one that's just that the number of dollars to be comfortable about because some people still think it's probably her egg from ever being released its it that works Brandon how old is your fiance is 19 hey Brandon how old is your kid to homeboy I see you and caring for her for 9 years you can't be sure you're not gay I'm positive" (confidence=0.930660)
  78. " best friends and now that but now you hate each other that that you're together right morning how and then finally she caved in and around who's better looking you or her on you know you figure actually not really we have a spell that we didn't talk for like 2 years and now you've been into her I mean we dated before then" (confidence=0.956941)
  79. " when she broke it off Ryan no I broke it off with her why did you do that I couldn't honestly tell you anymore I don't remember how old is Maria I was 15 now she got pregnant next week with a guy after all right so anyway. Everyone loves mashed potatoes right there she like mashed potatoes not too late and I've been real quick hey Brandon I say this is how many days ago about 3 days ago 888 not too late it's never too late not too late okay" (confidence=0.951651)
  80. " Ringling an hour Food Salt I mean cellmates they were you drunk that wasn't drunk now did she make it pay she was drunk and I have to keep her you know how it is you have to keep her in check when she's drunk she starts telling him I love hearing the story about when Jimmy cry when it's dark out fluffy died she thinks it's funny if you highballs and they love to just embarrass the hell out of the guy what is that why" (confidence=0.914795)
  81. " you done enough do you know what I mean what is that that's scary you get drunk you don't have any other feelings other than sexual let's say it's payback time we had a sort of more store is it seem funny when you're drinking it or just little the bear intentional I believe just somewhere there knowing" (confidence=0.928034)
  82. " hey what's up you 22 what's up just calling to ask you guys advice on a situation this happened to me about 10 years ago I don't know I'm Boy Scout it's called the Klondike where you can make a snow cave and he is sleep out in the snow and my scout leader can I have this theory that if we instead of sleeping in individual sitting bags and be better for you I'm just am in kind of made one big one and" (confidence=0.918846)
  83. " sleep together and sleep as close as we could and for some reason he said though" (confidence=0.939659)
  84. " OS clothes the better and see what there is like there wasn't anything really weird going on but it seems kind of" (confidence=0.913908)
  85. " find different great judgement on his part but then again to throw a couple adults in the mix these days is makes it even worse and so it was a bad idea in a sleeping bag with everyone was he what color were they I have no idea I almost froze to death and finally send me about 5 hours in the state take all that off which I did was perfect to give you a handjob in the mountains myself and I did try to get in a sleeping bag with some guys who wouldn't let me unfortunately" (confidence=0.969818)
  86. " on rare occasions and I go ahead and die it's your it's your muscles while you're right why you Decay here and think of others it's a it's a fun anecdote for parties all those tips the survival tips think about how useless those really are a real survival type conditions like at you know yet you take a cactus and you know there's ones like the desert and you can't find water you just get hold of one of the desert creatures like when he's old monkeys or something any feet at Salt and then when it gets the salt then you follow it because it knows where the where the drinking hole" (confidence=0.961813)
  87. " I didn't just simple one is like when your car is out of careening out of control don't slam on the brakes I don't tip of you take the rocks that are hot from around the campfire and you make a bed you dig out a little hole that shovel and then you feel the bed with these hot rocks that have been absorbing the heat from the fire on I put a bag of leaves over there and then you lie on it it's like having a peanut you know a electric blanket no way I burned my hand on everywhere just throwing myself into the into the fire I didn't have a sleeping bag down the reasons I'm going to sue my parents I used to go a parent if your kid does not have a sleeping bag" (confidence=0.954142)
  88. " I know everyone to use the same blanket by the way it smells like ass ostrich link for the next 8 years because I'd smoke it in the fire Nexium is burnt from the fire when I tell you last night Drew this is where at this birthday party and then they had the lyrics do with the guy who was having the birthday parties favorite song and it was welcome to Pooh Corner yeah apparently the Kenny Loggins song away the Pooh store heading to thing I said to you I said if Adam so that she would think it was the corner where he had to crap in the coffee can the garage cuz there's no plumbing and stereo in a decorative popcorn pan I leveled it with the yard stay and then I snapped a lit right now this is when I was exiled out to the garage to live a couple of years before I ended up moving out of the house and I" (confidence=0.966221)
  89. " you have access to the bathroom at night but I did get a decorative popcorn can from Uncle Vince Christmas or so earlier and I kept the can what did you think you were doing well actually my buddy Ray did take a crap on my doorstep and my dad stepped in it when you open the door one day so I think he assumed that that made my night I have no idea but I had cramping this cross-country or something you know you didn't crap even take a leak in the middle of the desert if you didn't have to but if you're between filling stations what are you going to know what did they think they would turn you into an animal" (confidence=0.949904)
  90. " that's in the children's sandbox they playing in there exactly like I wanted to claim my territory that's kids for far too long I know you all kinds of things it's just now he stopped the parking on my lawn I can't get the surgery way I do" (confidence=0.935126)
  91. " yeah I have a question over still Adam I just want to say that you're really really smart I don't feel like people make funny cuz I think you just like the cleverest person ever do you crab in a popcorn 10 that was clever" (confidence=0.937961)
  92. " what are the risks involved with liposuction woman of God damn fat emboli Syndrome from it actually went though and you do that will go to the lungs and cause shortness of breath and lung problems this actually because she had a little opening in her heart that was normal went to her brain problems I'm not seen that or heard of that even since my post suction is there pockets in the human body that died in will not affect" (confidence=0.945330)
  93. " swimsuits for Jimmy I'd say to store so it's more that you're you're moving it around cuz you'll still deposit fat again somewhere else that no matter how much you died no matter how much you exercise you still have this love handles are you still have the area that doesn't seem to be affected by the exercise in the die has no matter how much you exercise and diet thing exercise everyday after school like like 3 miles like I said that a lot like that you just slowing down people are stupid" (confidence=0.929081)
  94. " please give me on like Wednesday it's going to be a chicken strips chicken strip salad this is a light meal so sometimes it it's always fattening unless it has the word salad in front of salad if it's a salad salad you're fine but if this chicken salad or tuna salad cover with ranch or whatever cepheus the sound specialist party time so you know that means there's trouble Tropical salad anything in front of salad means a FANUC but she said she let me just never get liposuction Alright you're trying to cheat like the laws of nature when you do something like that and it always comes back around" (confidence=0.958283)
  95. " yeah did you eat a little obsessive about your weight" (confidence=0.887458)
  96. " I guess you could say that are you overweight" (confidence=0.827161)
  97. " do you like that weight Matthew like if I tell you I'm not sure why you're going to have like 5 lbs on it" (confidence=0.880334)
  98. " 150 in like 5 9 like a little bit slow down there everyone would like to think they are and that sounds like a horrible sense but what I mean is women perpetrator this especially black guys you heard this call earlier in the night this chick was 220 got right no problem" (confidence=0.911610)
  99. " no problem I know but you are not friends" (confidence=0.788685)
  100. " you need to see somebody and you really do need to see some of the bed it's important please it is blah blah blah you do parents get you into dance class early" (confidence=0.938691)
  101. " no they didn't but they're really like pushing me and Mike Sports in school and stuff go crabbing at tanah lot of pressure and pulse part of my ass" (confidence=0.877542)
  102. " will be back" (confidence=0.924723)
  103. " be right back" (confidence=0.684690)
  104. " it is Loveline Adam Carolla and dr. Drew over there Jimmy Kimmel and say here tonight representing the man show 10 Comedy Central Sunday night all new episodes so do not miss that Sunday night 10 alright you guys ready to get back onto the phones Natalie later on this week Primus Juggy Vanessa from The Man Show and it's really am that's really who to try to go you know what's up and what are you calling from a car phone the x-rays are going to actually show tonight" (confidence=0.949914)
  105. " also I wanted to say it like I park somewhere on a street walker seen you before and I left my car I just want to apologize are you calling are you calling from a car phone now yeah I leave burnout marks on his gravel in front of this house and I know you don't what kind of car do you drive a black BMW that is you otherwise I don't know he's apologizing you, son of a bitch she's so what happened to you what happened how do you know about the left on my car from Adam I think it is everything misspelled but it's raining very big" (confidence=0.962849)
  106. " yeah it is what's what's the note say do you have it here's the deal if I see trash or burn marks on the gravel you're going to have to find another parking place the deal buddy" (confidence=0.915863)
  107. " I'm going to cry that's me what a good Twist on the end of the know which is I said it's up to you there's a chance it's good to ride that your own henna hand writing to in case you have to actually take matters into you as matter fact the burning out in your grab all the complete accident I know I know you're drunk it's hard not to how tall are you Henry how tall is basketball the backyard at some point we know to go after Henry Henry for wanted to say you have a very nice car I love your car thank you" (confidence=0.959606)
  108. " that sound the alarm he's 18 he's got a black BMW yeah I don't know how he swings it where drug dealer what are you doing how did you get a BMW 118i Malone agent how do you turn 18 your loan agent loan shark or a lazy looks at least it all the time on T8 thank you alright thank you that's all right in the neighborhood" (confidence=0.916508)
  109. " native way to punish them without ever confronted nor would I ever have the nuts to start out my net with here's the deal the deal on his car so that was a little bit of a pay back but I know my feeling is is I want to get along with people that just got to hold up their end of the bargain which is I'm King back where he does all the work you work on your house right to make a house for a while there you find Adam is looking remodeling his party house for all of us to have parties in under the you know under the assembly he's doing it like for some group of us actually it his labors will be fruitful for all of us has never given a party parties in the next 10 years that's right and I keep hearing about" (confidence=0.966711)
  110. " basketball over there and yet coincidentally he's got $75,000 worth of stereo equipment and no chairs I'm working on it I bet the area where the two of yours to be fair to me I've never spotted any other way than Jimmy does all the work there is a certain amount of my wagon to Jimmy's team and he used to drag me through Showbiz exchange all the work for a final say on things and I are we we are all related" (confidence=0.945645)
  111. " call that that is something what's up well I kind of do okay I've been trying to go out with women and a couple buddies your mind and I never took no no no eBay you don't have to be the best looking guy in the world if you're in the top five but is a even nationally not even in the world I don't get laid what my teeth are rotting out my insurance won't pay for" (confidence=0.955181)
  112. " hope you'll make fun of me a little bit" (confidence=0.789548)
  113. " call pixie good he pick one today but you realize you're almost sounds like you're doing a character and if what's what state do you live in" (confidence=0.907772)
  114. " I've been trying to go out women all my life and everything everything I said never to us and one guy made that he tried it with the chicken or something so I had this gold and it's real friendly it's not teaming it ain't me or nothing so I thought I might try it right now that did take and and I've been doing it for about not very long about 2 or 3 weeks but I feel so guilty afterwards about the whole thing he'll I don't know he's so busy bragging to his friends upset and it seems like you're pretty much the same he is a he" (confidence=0.955027)
  115. " condom too much for thought you something when you get here, what is that they're not having hey I believe that I really do male goat 642 Highway about 275 and I'm aware to wear glasses are you ugly Daniel hate to put myself down" (confidence=0.905829)
  116. " maybe I'm a gentleman why why why what" (confidence=0.830575)
  117. " sex of a go right and please let's not cast judgement and but do not a part of the plan get his ghost I'm trying to talk to him I know if he's doing it anyway I'm just trying to focus on his health gets pregnant with a dog baby let me ask you a few questions okay I didn't mean to get rude with the man" (confidence=0.946470)
  118. " no it's important relationship I don't care who you know I know I know there's something up here now are you a farmer know what I ain't no Farms no I don't was given to my baby brother for my kids but I don't know where is 15th birthday in his go far but I keep my voicemail but you don't live on a farm have we have cats and dog stuff like that. All is only kind of livestock we have in that damn go" (confidence=0.938222)
  119. " male goats that that's the second thing you didn't learn in finishing school no raping animals that be no swearing on the radio and I run into something nasty and that rectum you're going to cut yourself on something in it hold on dr. Drew now I need to talk to him or talk to him when I want to rush to judgment so let's just hold on a second job Beast hey boy what you bout to go" (confidence=0.952685)
  120. " let me talk to you in a minute yeah this is the best call ever it really is and we'll be back with that Doug the goat love and hillbilly after this" (confidence=0.922012)
  121. " it is love Adam Adam Carolla that is a Doctor Drew over there Jimmy Kimmel from The Man Show in the box at pregame show 10 when you can find on The Man Show on a Sunday night about 9:15 in the morning on Fox is that and when you can find him on the pregame show on twice on one day all right when we left at 28th Street about 275 living with mom hasn't done exactly at Lorenzo Lamas when it comes to the ladies has not that I had a lot of dates is giving up on women cuz they haven't taken he hasn't taken of them or they haven't taken him but he has found someone special who he has taken to and that's a little girl named graph that's a boy a little boy named Gruff yeah yeah okay so you want to stop this. No it's not a good thing yeah" (confidence=0.966705)
  122. " can we go get rid of him and I'm not sure what you mean crazy how I was brought up that a man is supposed to help out his weaknesses and stuff like that so I'm going to be about giving you support or getting help" (confidence=0.908040)
  123. " is that true dr. Drew they don't tell nobody it's against the law I can blame it on the next cocktail bar I dug an important question when you're having sex with this code it is really difficult to Corral a goat how is it that you want to get the do you know what I mean how do I get it I've handled some goats in the yes attempt yeah I'm not very big I figured I guess that's what it is it's not weird it's still out do I have text messages" (confidence=0.954765)
  124. " dog he's got to be in the what does the name I mean is there other things in my brother how can I get rid of this go cuz I'm working the hell out of you you may be hurting an animal but most importantly it shows your desperation for connection with people and I think that it down" (confidence=0.894194)
  125. " childhood friends and that's all pretty much I hang up a load of good to be able to talk to someone and you know just work some of the stuff out and this is like any other sexual compulsion in their hard I mean like this is not Nestor like likes a foot fetish attorney" (confidence=0.947117)
  126. " drinking that night and he told me he tried it before it could have been time at sodomizing one of his clients that does happen at least figured it had to leave but you're going to have to write how you sure um P holla just I think I was like ologist as you leave me alone with your Chris on you" (confidence=0.925180)
  127. " Define I don't even know those guys out that's all I really it's just important as listening. Cramps every 30 seconds from one spot of the barn to another spot The Barn at least a trail of Duke you know that I have to keep playing when I can we fly him out here cuz it doesn't it doesn't go defecate when you attempt to sodomize a number to poopy yes sometimes I see where is etiquette" (confidence=0.934622)
  128. " and I don't wear one of those sheepskin condoms it's his too ironic" (confidence=0.857413)
  129. " well there you have it always good in with a I go drink story that's what I tell anyone who said doing any kind of public speaking you don't lay the information out but I always finish with a good code raping store embarrassing that's what he does is over, I think once you you know consume animals" (confidence=0.916501)
  130. " giving you a hug but let me tell you some Webb Pierce Brosnan's goat he's going to get tired of humping that go and go for trophy goat I just a couple of years of James Bond movie to the trailer back at the trailer next thing you know his goat not looking as good as it looks I just got long in the Hall of Fame Jimmy Kimmel at ever won Sunday night tomorrow night thanks Jimmy I didn't mean to get rude with the man" (confidence=0.930649)
  131. " spin Loveline the opinions expressed in the presentation of Westwood One Entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment entertainment" (confidence=0.961964)
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