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- 1. Concentrate on being a good man first, everything else will fall into place
- 2. Sex is overrated
- 3. Take risks often
- 4. Don't Smoke pot more than twice a week and not more than 6 times per month
- 5. In the long run, it is better to pay a lot for a high quality product, than to buy a cheaper inferior version that'll you'll notice annoying problems with
- 6. God is in the details
- 7. Learn the names and ingredients of at least five alcoholic drinks, and have a faveorite. Knowing exactly what you want at a bar will make you look more confident.
- 8. Great looking women are often more annoying and less interesting, but not every one
- 9. Keep a well stocked bar, but only use it with guests over
- 10. Force yourself to smile a lot, even when you don't want to
- 11. Learn to use stereotyping as a general guideline for meeting new people, but let the stereotype fall apart as you get to know them
- 12. Never be in a relationship with someone you meet in a mental institution or jail
- 13. Be conversational in at least 1 other language, Spanish preferably
- 14. Don't act overly excited to do anything, especially around women.
- 15. Don't smoke cigarettes
- 16. Don't marry before 25
- 17. Be a cultured person, know about world geography
- 18. You can't fake being poor, so don't try
- 19. Listen to a wide variety of music
- 20. Have a hobby, any hobby will do as long as you enjoy it
- 21. Its okay to like something very obscure, just realize that most people will think you're weird if you talk about it all the time
- 22. Money will not bring you happiness, but it will make your life easier to live
- 23. Men with big trucks in urban areas are usually trying to make up for something
- 24. Be tolerant of people. It doesn't mean that you agree with or like them, just that you won't fight them over their beliefs
- 25. If you smoke pot, have a high quality piece. Nice glass pipes are my favorite.
- 26. Learn how to shop for clothes from women, but don't buy as much as them
- 27. White T-shirts, black socks, and underwear are the only clothes you really need. You can never have enough
- 28. If you wake up after 11, your morning is wasted
- 29. Keep your back straight and your chest out
- 30. Don't fight someone unless he blatantly deserves it
- 31. Never talk about video games or other nerdy things on a first date, even if she likes it
- 32. To avoid the friend zone, just accept the fact that you are a sexual creature. Sort your girl friends into "Want to bang" and "Want to be friends" and stick to it. Don't do "friendly" things with girls you want to bang, and don't hit on your friends. Most girls should be in the "Want to bang" catagory.
- 33. Learn to be a good Flirt, it is an essential life skill
- 34. Don't be afraid to flirt with guys a little, it will bring more trust into your relatioship
- 35. Accept that homosexuals are a part of life, theres nothing wrong with them
- 36. Play a sport regularly
- 37. Go to the Gym at least 30 mins a day 3 times a week, more often if you are trying to get buff
- 38. Learn how to tell when girls are lying (they do it a lot)
- 39. Women don't think like men; the best way to handle them is to do what you want and don't think about it too hard
- 40. Try to be the leader of whatever group you're in. You'll know when you are. Alpha is just a state of mind.
- 41. Its healthy to cry once in a while
- 42. Try to spend less than 4 hours a day on the computer
- 43. Limit your TV viewing
- 44. Just go ahead and pirate music (but not movies or games!), and support the artists you listen to the most. Its 2012, paying for music you havent heard yet is for chumps.
- 45. Communism doesn't work. Neither does capitalism, at least not perfectly.
- 46. If you meet someone and like them, ask them for their number, guy or girl
- 47. Almost every guy has been rejected way more than he has scored
- 48. Don't talk about people's bad habits unless they are really interfering with you life
- 49. You will feel the urge to burn some bridges, DONT EVER DO IT
- 50. Religion is just a set of rules to live by, it becomes a problem when it alienates people who don't believe
- 51. Buy electronics online
- 52. Support local stores whenever you can
- 53. Don't shop at wal-mart unless you have to
- 54. Learn to give a good back massage
- 55. Visible Tatooes are for people who are prepared for the consequences
- 56. Don't be afraid to quit talking to people who are bad influences in your life
- 57. Simple things that work for a single task usually work better than a swiss army knife
- 58. Critics usually hate ideas that are ahead of their time
- 59. Avoid atheists, most of them are just trolls
- 60. Adjusting into any new social environment takes time
- 61. Be widly creative in private, but seem conservative in public
- 62. Learn a few good quotes and spout them occasionally
- 63. If someone tells you to stop, just stop
- 64. Most women like pretty rough sex
- 65. Learn several different sex positions
- 66. Never fully trust any source, especially daytime TV news
- 67. The size of your cock is not a big deal
- 69. Great foreplay makes for great sex
- 70. Make a list of things that you use every day, and fix them immediately when they break.
- 71. Replace your carpet at least every 10 years, generally carpets are rated for 5-8. Paint your interior walls and adjust your furniture every few years.
- 72. Doctors visit checkup every 6 months, dentist every 1.5 years and chiropracter every 2-5 years. Yes, i know they are expensive but its worth the price.
- 73. Have a list of activities to do before you hang out with friends
- 74. Some women (and Men) are just slutty but are not bad people, try to forgive them
- 75. Don't do hardcore drugs (coke, heroin or amphetamines)
- 77. Learn from other peoples mistakes
- 78. Just expect that she is lying about her orgasms and her attraction for only you. Don't base your relationship on those. If a girl says "You are perfect", she is lying. No one is ever perfect.
- 79. Some things in life are expensive just for the sake of being expensive
- 80. Drink lots of water, and limit your soda
- 81. Learn to at least be a competent cook
- 82. You don't have to be the first, just the best
- 83. Sometimes a great advertising campaign can make up for a shitty product
- 84. "Trickle down economics" is a lie
- 85. Have at least one good friend who is a girl
- 86. Pets are healthy for you, but not everyone should have them
- 87. Learn the beauty of going slow. Ride your bike once in a while
- 88. Use proper grammar online
- 89. Always call when you can. Avoid girls who only like to text.
- 90. Often times, the majority has no idea what they are doing
- 91. Take at least a weekend vacation every year, even if it is just to a nearby city
- 92. If a girl is doing something you don't like, ignore her
- 93. Express your personality, but be subtle about it. Don't dress like a clown to get attention
- 94. Its really hard to kill yourself, and failing will probably make your life worse
- 95. Don't wish you lived in a different time; The world is better now than it probably has ever been
- 96. Be passionate about something
- 97. Read more
- 98. Metal is much better than plastic
- 99. Recycle
- 100. Life is short dont be miserable
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