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- All right, boys. Here we go.
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- 00:03:17,603 --> 00:03:19,139
- Nice and easy.
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- 00:03:19,839 --> 00:03:21,740
- Oh, man, Mitch, if you weren't here...
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- 00:03:21,742 --> 00:03:22,707
- I'm always here.
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- 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:24,509
- Don't worry, your friend's
- gonna be all right.
- 8
- 00:03:24,511 --> 00:03:25,910
- Are you Batman?
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- 00:03:25,912 --> 00:03:29,150
- Sure, pal. Just bigger and browner.
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- 00:03:29,816 --> 00:03:31,482
- - All right, boys, get him in.
- - Have a good run, Mitch.
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- 00:03:31,484 --> 00:03:33,054
- All right, Steph.
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- 00:03:36,357 --> 00:03:37,956
- - Yeah, Mitch.
- - Yo, Eros.
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- 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:39,057
- How's it looking out there?
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- 00:03:39,059 --> 00:03:41,726
- Lippers are feebs today. Just eggy.
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- 00:03:41,728 --> 00:03:43,494
- Ah, eggy beyond, brah.
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- 00:03:43,496 --> 00:03:45,963
- Nuggin' higher outside
- than a full-on gazebo.
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- 00:03:45,965 --> 00:03:47,131
- - Good call, brah.
- - Come on.
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- 00:03:50,002 --> 00:03:52,639
- - All right, brah-brah!
- - It's just brah.
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- 00:03:54,907 --> 00:03:56,040
- - Come on, Pete.
- - Hey, Mitch!
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- 00:03:56,042 --> 00:03:57,909
- I told you, you don't
- have to do this every day.
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- 00:03:57,911 --> 00:03:59,810
- I want to. You saved my sister's life.
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- 00:03:59,812 --> 00:04:01,079
- You think I'm gonna forget that?
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- 00:04:01,081 --> 00:04:03,647
- All right. Well, listen, tomorrow
- make my pecs a little bigger.
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- 00:04:03,649 --> 00:04:04,716
- And don't cover up my front bump.
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- You got it. Huge dick.
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- 00:04:06,387 --> 00:04:07,785
- Big dick.
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- - Yo, Ellerbee.
- - Hey, Mitch.
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- Hey, come on, man, why don't
- you leave my boys alone,
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- 00:04:11,524 --> 00:04:13,791
- and get off this big wheel
- and come join me for a run?
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- 00:04:13,793 --> 00:04:15,026
- What are you saying,
- that I need to work out?
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- 00:04:15,028 --> 00:04:16,128
- That I'm, what, looking smaller?
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- 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,096
- No! You're looking big.
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- 00:04:17,098 --> 00:04:18,897
- I don't know how you
- fit in that uniform, man.
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- - Oh, yeah?
- - Hey, hey!
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- If I had a sister, I'd
- introduce you to her, man.
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- You all right, all right.
- 37
- 00:04:24,904 --> 00:04:26,171
- Wait, was that sarcastic?
- 38
- 00:04:26,173 --> 00:04:28,109
- Like calling a tall guy "Shorty"?
- 39
- 00:04:30,074 --> 00:04:30,942
- Damn it, he always does that to me.
- 40
- 00:04:30,944 --> 00:04:33,411
- I heard he invented Google
- and gave it all to charity.
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- 00:04:33,413 --> 00:04:35,580
- Man, I heard he invented
- the cure for the common cold.
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- He ain't Superman, he's
- a damn county lifeguard.
- 43
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- Grown man wears spandex to work.
- 44
- 00:04:41,687 --> 00:04:43,124
- So does Superman.
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- Hey, fuck you! Get off my beach!
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- I don't even have to stretch
- to guard you. Let's go.
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- Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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- Ahh! Not on my beach, Arian!
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- 00:05:00,908 --> 00:05:02,440
- - What up, Vern?
- - What's up, Mitch?
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- 00:05:02,442 --> 00:05:03,909
- He saved my nana's life.
- I ever tell you about that?
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- 00:05:03,911 --> 00:05:05,577
- Every time he jogs by.
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- Literally, every single time.
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- Hi, Mitch.
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- Subtitles by explosiveskull.
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- Flakka. Jesus.
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- 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:45,217
- Hey, what's up, buddy?
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- 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:47,051
- - Hey, Mitch.
- - Hey, can I see that?
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- Ah...
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- - Where'd you get this?
- - Right there.
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- 00:05:51,925 --> 00:05:54,159
- Right there, huh? Is this the only one?
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- All right.
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- You could go over there, you
- could go the fuck over there,
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- 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:05,270
- get the fuck out of here!
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- What part of "private"
- do you not understand?
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- 00:06:06,940 --> 00:06:09,210
- Hey, hey. What's up, boys?
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- Ah...
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- - Beach belongs to everybody.
- - Nothing belongs to everybody.
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- That's not nice.
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- - There are killer waves, boys. Go shred.
- - It's on.
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- - Later, Mitch.
- - All right, brah.
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- Ah, you don't want to do that, big dog.
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- I'm an animal lover,
- but I will put you down.
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- Frankie! Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
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- Frankie, stop.
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- Don't you know he's a friend?
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- What a terrible, terrible way to meet.
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- - You're Lieutenant Buchannon, right?
- - I am.
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- Victoria Leeds, the new
- owner of the Huntley Club.
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- Of course. I know exactly who you are.
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- Oh?
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- - Well, welcome to Emerald Bay.
- - Thank you so much.
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- I heard you were a head-turner.
- What an understatement that is.
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- And I heard you were a charmer.
- Guess that's an understatement, too.
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- Nah...
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- Um, I apologize for Frankie.
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- I know this beach is public and,
- honestly, I wish the club was, too.
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- - But you, you're welcome anytime.
- - Thank you very much.
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- - I'll see you around?
- - Yes, you will.
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- Okay, I get that you have to
- test for image stabilization,
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- but why'd we have to come to the beach?
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- You know I hate the beach.
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- Besides, I got to get back
- to work at the Huntley.
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- 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:32,690
- Well, I'm sorry, man, but the beach
- is important, okay? It's, uh...
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- It's, you know, the wind and the, uh...
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- Just...
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- Oh... I get it.
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- - I get it now, okay. I get it.
- - Who... What, C.J.?
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- 00:08:04,224 --> 00:08:06,291
- No, I didn't even know she
- was working on the beach today.
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- 00:08:06,293 --> 00:08:07,625
- "I didn't know C.J. was working."
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- - Shut up, Dave.
- - Hey, Ronnie.
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- Ha...
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- It's Ronnie, right?
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- What the fuck? Yeah, it's Ronnie.
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- 00:08:15,901 --> 00:08:17,234
- - I'm Dave.
- - Hi, Dave.
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- - Nice to meet you.
- - C.J. How you doing?
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- I'm doing all right.
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- You're trying out today, right?
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- I saw your name on the
- board. That's how I...
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- 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:28,912
- Say... Say something.
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- Kinda feel like this is your year.
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- Stop that.
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- Okay. Um...
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- Well, I'll see you at tryouts.
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- Eh... All right, C.J.
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- That was amazing to watch.
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- She came up to you, she
- was very nice and warm.
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- And you handled it really smoothly.
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- - Really?
- - Fuck, no. That was awkward.
- 119
- 00:08:51,171 --> 00:08:52,270
- - It was horrible.
- - Fuck!
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- Did you have a stroke? It
- felt like you had a stroke.
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- Hey, I'm Matt Brody.
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- 00:09:36,483 --> 00:09:39,253
- And not a single fuck was given.
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- Ooh!
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- - Hey, Ronnie.
- - Oh, hey, Steph.
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- 00:09:48,728 --> 00:09:50,095
- - Welcome back.
- - Thanks.
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- 00:09:50,097 --> 00:09:51,129
- Third time's a charm, right?
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- Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm...
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- Hey.
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- 00:09:54,267 --> 00:09:55,632
- I'm more motivated than ever.
- 130
- 00:09:55,634 --> 00:09:59,404
- So you just need to fill out
- this form and take off your shirt.
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- Ahh... My shirt. No, I don't... Ugh.
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- 00:10:05,411 --> 00:10:07,278
- No one wants to see that.
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- 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,716
- Take it off.
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- 00:10:08,882 --> 00:10:12,052
- Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course.
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- Ooh!
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- 00:10:18,157 --> 00:10:21,528
- Wow. Nice nipple-fros, bro. Damn!
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- 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,260
- Hey, does anyone have a weed whacker?
- 138
- 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:27,131
- We got a comedian on the line.
- What's your name, funny guy?
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- 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:29,202
- - I'm Zane.
- - You're Zane.
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- 00:10:29,770 --> 00:10:31,504
- Why don't you step out of my line, Zane?
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- 00:10:31,772 --> 00:10:33,374
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
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- 00:10:34,275 --> 00:10:37,107
- You need to understand one
- thing, Zane. We're a family here.
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- 00:10:37,109 --> 00:10:39,645
- A team. And we support each other.
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- - You're out.
- - Come on, I'm... I'm Zane.
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- - Get the fuck off my beach.
- - Okay. Okay.
- 146
- 00:10:51,557 --> 00:10:53,459
- So you're going to make me guess your name?
- 147
- 00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:56,294
- Are you following me?
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- 00:10:56,296 --> 00:10:59,066
- I was actually just going
- to ask you the same thing.
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- 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,135
- Okay. Look, you're hot.
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- I may resist for a while, but we
- both know eventually I'll give in.
- 151
- 00:11:06,039 --> 00:11:07,438
- So why don't we just skip that.
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- 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,409
- Why don't you put a baby in me?
- 153
- 00:11:10,343 --> 00:11:13,113
- - Now.
- - You know, honestly...
- 154
- 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,649
- I was thinking dinner first.
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- 00:11:16,483 --> 00:11:18,249
- But we could try the
- baby thing, if you want.
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- 00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:20,250
- You are trying. Way too hard.
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- 00:11:20,252 --> 00:11:21,351
- Trying's the best part.
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- 00:11:21,353 --> 00:11:22,520
- - Summer.
- - Hi.
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- I was hoping we'd see you here.
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- 00:11:23,589 --> 00:11:26,090
- I couldn't sleep last
- night. I am so excited.
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- 00:11:26,092 --> 00:11:27,257
- Hey, it's your day today, Summer.
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- 00:11:27,259 --> 00:11:29,226
- - Oh, thank you.
- - You're welcome.
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- 00:11:29,228 --> 00:11:31,361
- Hey, fresh face. You
- here for the qualifiers?
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- 00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:33,530
- Uh, no, no, I'm not trying out.
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- 00:11:33,532 --> 00:11:34,966
- I'm actually already on the team.
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- You're already on this team?
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- 00:11:36,102 --> 00:11:38,572
- I'm Matt Brody. Ready for duty.
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- 00:11:38,839 --> 00:11:40,871
- "Ready for duty"? Oh, okay.
- 169
- 00:11:40,873 --> 00:11:42,406
- Um, you got any papers
- or anything like that?
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- 00:11:42,408 --> 00:11:44,677
- I do. There you go.
- 171
- 00:11:45,512 --> 00:11:47,312
- Oh, it's a permission slip.
- Literally. "Dear Mitch,
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- "I am pleased to write you
- on behalf of Mr. Matt Brody."
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- 00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:52,516
- - Right. Well, no free passes.
- - Yeah. Whoa.
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- 00:11:52,518 --> 00:11:55,853
- At all. Yeah, 'cause I don't give a shit.
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- 00:11:55,855 --> 00:11:58,188
- I legit needed those for my taxes.
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- 00:11:58,190 --> 00:12:01,259
- What you need is to understand that
- if you're going to be on this team,
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- - you got to earn it.
- - Really?
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- 00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:04,862
- Yeah. So, why don't we
- start this whole thing over,
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- 00:12:04,864 --> 00:12:06,164
- just like gentlemen?
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- 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,365
- Where you from, One Direction?
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- 00:12:07,367 --> 00:12:09,399
- Um... Iowa?
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- 00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:10,968
- - Iowa?
- - You heard of it?
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- 00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,035
- Yeah, I know what it is.
- 184
- 00:12:12,037 --> 00:12:12,971
- - Hey, Steph.
- - Hey.
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- 00:12:12,973 --> 00:12:14,505
- New Kids on the Block here is from Iowa.
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- 00:12:14,507 --> 00:12:15,472
- Oh, man.
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- 00:12:15,474 --> 00:12:17,475
- And, uh, he says he's already on the team.
- 188
- 00:12:17,477 --> 00:12:19,077
- - Yeah.
- - Doesn't have to try out.
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- 00:12:19,079 --> 00:12:20,544
- - Really?
- - Yeah, absolutely.
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- 00:12:20,546 --> 00:12:22,447
- Let me ask you this...
- A lot of oceans in Iowa?
- 191
- 00:12:22,449 --> 00:12:25,949
- No, just ponds and lakes and
- cocky pretty boys, apparently.
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- 00:12:25,951 --> 00:12:27,418
- Uh-huh. Cocky pretty boys.
- 193
- 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:28,886
- Hey, Mitch, what happened to that
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- 00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:30,221
- last pretty boy recruit we had?
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- 00:12:30,223 --> 00:12:31,588
- - He died.
- - R.I.P.
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- 00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:33,524
- Are you guys being serious right now?
- 197
- 00:12:33,526 --> 00:12:35,360
- I honestly can't tell.
- 198
- 00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:37,562
- You show up here, matching bathing suits.
- 199
- 00:12:37,564 --> 00:12:39,597
- What is this, "lifeguard hazing"?
- 200
- 00:12:39,599 --> 00:12:40,932
- I'm Matt Brody.
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- 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,533
- I hold the world record in the 200 meter.
- 202
- 00:12:42,535 --> 00:12:43,901
- Two gold medals.
- 203
- 00:12:43,903 --> 00:12:45,669
- - Hey! Matt Brody.
- - Matt Brody.
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- 00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:47,038
- Yes, yes.
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- 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,305
- Absolutely. And we still
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- 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:49,573
- - don't give a fuck.
- - Don't give a fuck.
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- No, fresh out. Fresh out of fucks. Yeah.
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- 00:12:52,378 --> 00:12:54,578
- Okay, that ocean out there has riptides
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- 00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,380
- that'll tear your little mangina in two.
- 210
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- My mangina?
- 211
- 00:12:58,118 --> 00:12:59,449
- So you are being serious.
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- 00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:01,151
- Dead serious, right now, NSYNC, all right?
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- 00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:03,321
- This ain't no little
- fucking pond out of Iowa.
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- 00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:04,422
- So with all due respect,
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- 00:13:04,424 --> 00:13:06,457
- you want to be here on
- this team, on our team,
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- 00:13:06,459 --> 00:13:07,925
- you're gonna have to earn it.
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- 00:13:07,927 --> 00:13:09,961
- Look, I get it.
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- 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,598
- You're big, Sasquatch.
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- 00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:13,965
- But I'm fast.
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- 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,233
- Really fucking fast.
- 221
- 00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:19,839
- Which is why somebody
- important thinks I belong here.
- 222
- 00:13:20,205 --> 00:13:23,308
- So when you two figure
- out who the fuck I am,
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- 00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,579
- you can find me on the beach.
- 224
- 00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:27,813
- See you.
- 225
- 00:13:30,382 --> 00:13:32,015
- Did that really just happen?
- 226
- 00:13:32,017 --> 00:13:33,351
- - It did. He slapped me.
- - Wow.
- 227
- 00:13:33,353 --> 00:13:35,352
- Yeah. His hands were
- soft and supple though,
- 228
- 00:13:35,354 --> 00:13:37,521
- - like a woman. No offense.
- - None taken.
- 229
- 00:13:37,523 --> 00:13:40,024
- You know what, man? I gotta tell you,
- 230
- 00:13:40,026 --> 00:13:41,491
- I'm feeling really good about this year.
- 231
- 00:13:41,493 --> 00:13:43,226
- You know what I'm saying?
- 232
- 00:13:43,228 --> 00:13:44,696
- Good luck out there, man. Good luck.
- 233
- 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:45,563
- Thanks.
- 234
- 00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:47,533
- And if you need some extra motivation...
- 235
- 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:50,334
- - Looking at it right there.
- - Hey...
- 236
- 00:13:52,272 --> 00:13:54,072
- You okay? Help! C.J., help!
- 237
- 00:13:54,074 --> 00:13:56,006
- My friend is choking! Help!
- 238
- 00:13:56,008 --> 00:13:58,409
- No, not C.J. Not C.J. No, no!
- 239
- 00:13:58,411 --> 00:14:00,111
- Are you okay? You're choking.
- 240
- 00:14:13,126 --> 00:14:14,524
- Oh, God.
- 241
- 00:14:14,526 --> 00:14:15,828
- Are you okay?
- 242
- 00:14:16,463 --> 00:14:17,898
- - Ronnie.
- - You're gonna be just fine.
- 243
- 00:14:17,998 --> 00:14:19,298
- What?
- 244
- 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,437
- Ah! Thank you!
- 245
- 00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:29,709
- - Ronnie, are you okay?
- - Oh, yeah.
- 246
- 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,043
- Are you sure?
- 247
- 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,711
- Yeah, yeah. No, don't touch, don't touch.
- 248
- 00:14:33,713 --> 00:14:35,045
- Okay.
- 249
- 00:14:35,047 --> 00:14:38,082
- I'm so good. You did good, good, good work.
- 250
- 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:40,183
- Good job. Thank you, you can go now.
- 251
- 00:14:40,185 --> 00:14:42,285
- Okay, um, drink some water...
- 252
- 00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:45,391
- - Thank you so much. Okay.
- - I guess.
- 253
- 00:14:46,526 --> 00:14:48,327
- - Dave?
- - Yeah.
- 254
- 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,627
- - How does it look?
- - How does what look?
- 255
- 00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:52,431
- Down there.
- 256
- 00:14:56,703 --> 00:14:58,101
- Does not look good at all.
- 257
- 00:14:58,103 --> 00:14:59,270
- Yeah, what does it look like?
- 258
- 00:14:59,272 --> 00:15:01,706
- Looks like your dick is trapped
- between two slats of wood.
- 259
- 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:04,409
- Okay, I just... Fuck, I can't reach it.
- 260
- 00:15:04,411 --> 00:15:06,778
- I just need you to get down
- there and just pop it out.
- 261
- 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,346
- No, I can't do that at all.
- 262
- 00:15:08,348 --> 00:15:10,114
- Come on, I just need
- you... You grab that dick
- 263
- 00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:11,448
- - and you push it out.
- - No, no.
- 264
- 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:12,784
- Okay. Hi.
- 265
- 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,985
- I'm going to help you.
- 266
- 00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:16,287
- We're going to deflate the
- situation together. Okay?
- 267
- 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,055
- - Okay.
- - Focus.
- 268
- 00:15:18,057 --> 00:15:19,590
- Think about things that turn you off.
- 269
- 00:15:19,592 --> 00:15:22,896
- Maybe like, um... Like
- your grandma's underwear?
- 270
- 00:15:23,128 --> 00:15:25,295
- - Mmm-mmm. Not working.
- - No? Okay, cool.
- 271
- 00:15:25,297 --> 00:15:27,366
- - Maybe, like...
- - Ostriches.
- 272
- 00:15:27,499 --> 00:15:29,467
- - Guys, still stuck.
- - Mitch, hey, need you.
- 273
- 00:15:29,469 --> 00:15:31,202
- No, no, not Mitch. Don't bring Mitch over.
- 274
- 00:15:31,204 --> 00:15:33,703
- - Hey.
- - Hey, Mitch is here.
- 275
- 00:15:33,705 --> 00:15:35,539
- Ronnie, you pumped about
- the qualifiers, buddy?
- 276
- 00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:38,141
- You know it, man. I'm
- just, um... I'm really...
- 277
- 00:15:38,143 --> 00:15:40,745
- Really excited to quit my
- double major in robotics
- 278
- 00:15:40,747 --> 00:15:43,581
- and computer science and really,
- really do something with my life.
- 279
- 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,116
- You don't need to look down there.
- 280
- 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,217
- Do not touch me right now.
- 281
- 00:15:46,219 --> 00:15:48,054
- - Not even touching you.
- - Okay.
- 282
- 00:15:48,787 --> 00:15:50,755
- Wow. Okay.
- 283
- 00:15:50,757 --> 00:15:52,622
- Looks like you got your
- beef and your biscuits
- 284
- 00:15:52,624 --> 00:15:54,060
- stuck down there.
- 285
- 00:15:54,294 --> 00:15:56,526
- It's gonna be okay. I've
- been through it, too.
- 286
- 00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:58,328
- - Not a big deal.
- - Really?
- 287
- 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,465
- Yeah, absolutely. I was stuck
- in a woman for hours once.
- 288
- 00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,265
- Couldn't get out.
- 289
- 00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:04,802
- - Totally the same, yeah?
- - It's the same thing.
- 290
- 00:16:04,804 --> 00:16:05,736
- Stuck junk is stuck junk.
- 291
- 00:16:05,738 --> 00:16:09,406
- Stuck junk is stuck junk. Okay.
- 292
- 00:16:09,408 --> 00:16:11,708
- All right, buddy, we're gonna have
- to, uh, flash-freeze your johnson.
- 293
- 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,711
- No, no, it's okay, it's okay, I got it.
- 294
- 00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:15,313
- Look, it's okay.
- 295
- 00:16:15,315 --> 00:16:16,414
- - Oh, my God.
- - Nope. Still stuck.
- 296
- 00:16:17,651 --> 00:16:19,449
- I mean, if you think about
- it, it's a good thing, right?
- 297
- 00:16:19,451 --> 00:16:21,420
- Congratulations.
- 298
- 00:16:22,254 --> 00:16:24,255
- Hey, uh, how you feeling, sport?
- 299
- 00:16:24,257 --> 00:16:25,523
- Better, but could we get
- 300
- 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,360
- some sort of perimeter going for the crowd?
- 301
- 00:16:28,795 --> 00:16:30,528
- Nah. Nobody's looking. Just us.
- 302
- 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,263
- God, you're lying. That's a lot of people.
- 303
- 00:16:32,265 --> 00:16:34,434
- Mitch, I can't get the swelling to go down.
- 304
- 00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:36,567
- All right.
- 305
- 00:16:36,569 --> 00:16:37,869
- We're going to have to pull it out.
- 306
- 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,136
- - Pull it?
- - Yeah.
- 307
- 00:16:39,138 --> 00:16:40,904
- - Just like pulling a tooth.
- - What?
- 308
- 00:16:40,906 --> 00:16:42,439
- Don't you touch my dick!
- 309
- 00:16:42,441 --> 00:16:43,743
- I'm okay.
- 310
- 00:16:45,811 --> 00:16:47,678
- Ronnie, are you okay?
- 311
- 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,480
- Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.
- 312
- 00:16:49,482 --> 00:16:50,847
- I'm proud of you, Ronnie.
- 313
- 00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:53,586
- <i>Fuck you, Dave. You're
- my worst friend.</i>
- 314
- 00:17:03,496 --> 00:17:05,563
- Captain, uh, I need to
- talk to you about this...
- 315
- 00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:07,297
- Yeah, Mitch. Look, you're just in time.
- 316
- 00:17:07,299 --> 00:17:08,832
- I want you to watch something.
- 317
- 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:10,503
- Check this out.
- 318
- 00:17:11,837 --> 00:17:15,739
- <i>Matt Brody, U.S. swimmer, sex
- symbol and adrenaline junkie.</i>
- 319
- 00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:17,374
- <i>How do I define myself?</i>
- 320
- 00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:20,646
- <i>80% trill and 30% dope.</i>
- 321
- 00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:23,346
- <i>People think I'm crazy,
- that I'm out of control.</i>
- 322
- 00:17:23,348 --> 00:17:25,182
- <i>How do you think I
- got all this gold?</i>
- 323
- 00:17:25,184 --> 00:17:26,217
- <i>"Crazy and out of control"</i>
- 324
- 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,252
- <i>may have worked for
- his individual events,</i>
- 325
- 00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:31,255
- <i>but when it came to the relay,
- Brody blew it for the team.</i>
- 326
- 00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:33,256
- <i>USA is in the lead
- for the team relay</i>
- 327
- 00:17:33,258 --> 00:17:35,162
- <i>and Brody's in the water to anchor.</i>
- 328
- 00:17:35,761 --> 00:17:37,195
- <i>Oh, my God!</i>
- 329
- 00:17:37,197 --> 00:17:38,929
- <i>Looks like he just
- vomited in the pool.</i>
- 330
- 00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:40,698
- <i>After a night of partying in Rio</i>
- 331
- 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,899
- <i>led to a streak of
- bad luck in the pool,</i>
- 332
- 00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,704
- <i>Brody was dubbed the "Vomit Comet."</i>
- 333
- 00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:48,575
- <i>How do you feel about losing
- a medal for your teammates?</i>
- 334
- 00:17:48,874 --> 00:17:50,676
- <i>There's no "I" in "team."</i>
- 335
- 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,377
- <i>But there is a "me."</i>
- 336
- 00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,579
- <i>Are you dyslexic?</i>
- 337
- 00:17:54,581 --> 00:17:56,581
- <i>I'm Caucasian.</i>
- 338
- 00:17:58,851 --> 00:18:01,922
- This is the guy you think is
- a good PR opportunity for us?
- 339
- 00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:04,354
- Wow. Right?
- 340
- 00:18:04,356 --> 00:18:06,623
- He's reckless, he's insubordinate. Come on.
- 341
- 00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,325
- Which is why we can afford him.
- 342
- 00:18:08,327 --> 00:18:09,694
- Come on, Mitch.
- 343
- 00:18:09,696 --> 00:18:12,229
- The guy's only here
- because he took a plea deal.
- 344
- 00:18:12,231 --> 00:18:14,232
- A plea deal?
- 345
- 00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:15,836
- For what?
- 346
- 00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:17,735
- The specifics aren't important.
- 347
- 00:18:17,737 --> 00:18:21,572
- What's important is that we
- are his community service.
- 348
- 00:18:21,574 --> 00:18:22,872
- Come on. He's a train wreck.
- 349
- 00:18:22,874 --> 00:18:24,507
- With two gold medals.
- 350
- 00:18:24,509 --> 00:18:26,377
- How many gold medals do you have?
- 351
- 00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,848
- Probably zero. Okay?
- 352
- 00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:32,315
- Brody is an American hero with
- the face of a Swedish model.
- 353
- 00:18:32,317 --> 00:18:33,484
- You're losing me.
- 354
- 00:18:33,486 --> 00:18:34,418
- He's one of the best
- swimmers in the whole world.
- 355
- 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,653
- There's more to this
- job than just swimming.
- 356
- 00:18:36,655 --> 00:18:39,790
- - You know that.
- - Yeah, there's also politics.
- 357
- 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,426
- Now, look, Mitch, let's be honest.
- 358
- 00:18:42,428 --> 00:18:43,960
- We're staring into the abyss here.
- 359
- 00:18:43,962 --> 00:18:46,796
- City council's already
- cut our funding again.
- 360
- 00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:48,932
- What the council wants
- and what the bay needs
- 361
- 00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:50,269
- are two different things.
- 362
- 00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:52,303
- I found more flakka this morning.
- 363
- 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,272
- Clearly, we have new dealers in the bay.
- 364
- 00:18:54,274 --> 00:18:57,978
- And this shit is like bath salts on meth.
- 365
- 00:18:59,879 --> 00:19:01,678
- Wow, flakka?
- 366
- 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,947
- Good work, Mitch.
- 367
- 00:19:02,949 --> 00:19:04,614
- I'll turn this over to the police.
- 368
- 00:19:04,616 --> 00:19:06,449
- Hey, look. This new guy of yours?
- 369
- 00:19:06,451 --> 00:19:08,018
- He's not ready for this kind of trouble.
- 370
- 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:11,288
- He doesn't need to be,
- and neither do you. Okay?
- 371
- 00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:12,456
- It's not your job.
- 372
- 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,957
- It's the busiest time of the year.
- 373
- 00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:16,730
- I need you out there shining for me.
- 374
- 00:19:17,296 --> 00:19:19,397
- - All right, I'll do it.
- - Yes!
- 375
- 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:20,930
- But he's got to pass qualifiers first.
- 376
- 00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:22,699
- - You got it.
- - Which should be easy
- 377
- 00:19:22,701 --> 00:19:24,834
- considering he's the "best
- swimmer in the world."
- 378
- 00:19:24,836 --> 00:19:26,272
- Right?
- 379
- 00:19:27,306 --> 00:19:28,839
- Good afternoon, Councilman.
- 380
- 00:19:28,841 --> 00:19:32,144
- - Good afternoon.
- - So, how is our progress?
- 381
- 00:19:32,411 --> 00:19:35,412
- Most of the council has
- signed off on your terms.
- 382
- 00:19:35,414 --> 00:19:36,447
- Good.
- 383
- 00:19:36,449 --> 00:19:37,715
- And the rest are almost there.
- 384
- 00:19:37,717 --> 00:19:39,382
- "Almost"?
- 385
- 00:19:39,384 --> 00:19:42,320
- Ugh. Councilman,
- 386
- 00:19:42,322 --> 00:19:46,625
- you seem like the kind of man who
- knows how to seize an opportunity.
- 387
- 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,662
- Me, too.
- 388
- 00:19:49,662 --> 00:19:52,729
- Back home, my younger brother was
- given the family business to run
- 389
- 00:19:52,731 --> 00:19:55,432
- when clearly I had the business gene.
- 390
- 00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,303
- Why? Because I'm a woman.
- 391
- 00:19:58,036 --> 00:19:59,836
- So I came to America,
- 392
- 00:19:59,838 --> 00:20:04,109
- the Land of Opportunity,
- because everything is fair here.
- 393
- 00:20:04,477 --> 00:20:06,043
- But who's to say anymore?
- 394
- 00:20:06,045 --> 00:20:08,714
- I have a point to prove, Councilman.
- 395
- 00:20:10,048 --> 00:20:12,652
- And I'm here to create
- an opportunity for you.
- 396
- 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,730
- I'm sure they'll come around.
- 397
- 00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:26,298
- I'm sure they will, too.
- 398
- 00:20:29,901 --> 00:20:31,968
- Why does she always look
- like she's running in slo-mo?
- 399
- 00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:33,606
- You see it, too?
- 400
- 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,775
- She always looks wet. But not too wet.
- 401
- 00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:40,079
- Right.
- 402
- 00:20:41,713 --> 00:20:43,913
- She's the reason I believe in God.
- 403
- 00:20:43,915 --> 00:20:46,082
- Hey, how's your dick?
- 404
- 00:20:46,084 --> 00:20:47,517
- Oh, uh, it's good, you know...
- 405
- 00:20:47,519 --> 00:20:49,121
- It's better, you know...
- 406
- 00:20:49,654 --> 00:20:51,655
- It's just ready for action.
- 407
- 00:20:51,657 --> 00:20:53,023
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 408
- 00:20:53,025 --> 00:20:54,391
- Okay.
- 409
- 00:20:54,393 --> 00:20:56,092
- I got my dick stuck in a chair earlier.
- 410
- 00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:57,527
- - What? You did?
- - Yeah.
- 411
- 00:20:57,529 --> 00:20:58,795
- You haven't heard about this?
- 412
- 00:20:58,797 --> 00:21:00,930
- Yeah, I heard. Everybody's heard.
- 413
- 00:21:00,932 --> 00:21:02,365
- <i>All right. Welcome, everybody.</i>
- 414
- 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:06,803
- <i>You know, Baywatch proudly accepts
- only one new recruit every year.</i>
- 415
- 00:21:06,805 --> 00:21:08,406
- <i>But the good news for you</i>
- 416
- 00:21:08,408 --> 00:21:11,074
- <i>is that this year, we've
- got three open spots.</i>
- 417
- 00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:14,178
- <i>Now without further ado, I'd
- like to turn it over to the man</i>
- 418
- 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,112
- <i>who has 500 career saves.</i>
- 419
- 00:21:16,114 --> 00:21:18,549
- <i>Give it up for Lieutenant
- Mitch Buchannon.</i>
- 420
- 00:21:21,621 --> 00:21:24,724
- <i>All right, thank you. Thank you.</i>
- 421
- 00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:27,891
- <i>Baywatch is the elite of the elite.</i>
- 422
- 00:21:27,893 --> 00:21:30,960
- <i>Our team's commitment to
- protecting the bay at all costs</i>
- 423
- 00:21:30,962 --> 00:21:32,963
- <i>is the reason why the
- single mom behind me</i>
- 424
- 00:21:32,965 --> 00:21:35,599
- <i>feels very comfortable
- letting her two kids run</i>
- 425
- 00:21:35,601 --> 00:21:36,833
- <i>right into the water unaccompanied.</i>
- 426
- 00:21:39,838 --> 00:21:41,438
- <i>Thanks, Mitch. That's right.</i>
- 427
- 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,873
- <i>And Baywatch works
- because we follow rules.</i>
- 428
- 00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:47,011
- <i>We follow rules because
- if we don't, people die.</i>
- 429
- 00:21:47,013 --> 00:21:48,079
- <i>You work in an office</i>
- 430
- 00:21:48,081 --> 00:21:51,317
- <i>and you doze off at your
- desk one day, no big deal.</i>
- 431
- 00:21:51,651 --> 00:21:54,185
- <i>You slack off here...
- Say it with me...</i>
- 432
- 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,156
- People die.
- 433
- 00:21:56,622 --> 00:21:58,488
- <i>So here's the thing, if
- you've come to Baywatch</i>
- 434
- 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:01,191
- <i>on your little motorcycle,
- thinking you're cool,</i>
- 435
- 00:22:01,193 --> 00:22:03,159
- <i>trying to work on your killer tan...</i>
- 436
- 00:22:03,161 --> 00:22:05,528
- <i>Well, you need to find
- another beach to go to.</i>
- 437
- 00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:06,996
- <i>But if you've come to sacrifice</i>
- 438
- 00:22:06,998 --> 00:22:09,199
- <i>for something much
- bigger than yourself,</i>
- 439
- 00:22:09,201 --> 00:22:10,903
- <i>this is the beach for you.</i>
- 440
- 00:22:12,537 --> 00:22:15,206
- <i>But you're gonna have to get
- through this first. C.J.?</i>
- 441
- 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,976
- Yeah! C.J.!
- 442
- 00:22:17,942 --> 00:22:19,810
- <i>There are tons of qualities
- that make a great lifeguard.</i>
- 443
- 00:22:19,812 --> 00:22:21,745
- <i>Today, we're gonna test all of them</i>
- 444
- 00:22:21,747 --> 00:22:24,081
- <i>in a grueling obstacle
- course we like to call.</i>
- 445
- 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:25,785
- <i>"The Absentee Father."</i>
- 446
- 00:22:25,884 --> 00:22:28,017
- <i>He's tough. Brutal, even.</i>
- 447
- 00:22:28,019 --> 00:22:30,553
- <i>His presence in your life is
- brief, but it will scar you</i>
- 448
- 00:22:30,555 --> 00:22:33,756
- <i>and instill a toughness in you that
- will carry you through birthdays,</i>
- 449
- 00:22:33,758 --> 00:22:36,759
- <i>Christmases and even "Bring
- Your Dad To School Day"</i>
- 450
- 00:22:36,761 --> 00:22:38,528
- <i>when your mom has to
- put on a fake moustache</i>
- 451
- 00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:40,500
- <i>just so you can fit in
- with the other kids.</i>
- 452
- 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,632
- <i>All right.</i>
- 453
- 00:22:42,634 --> 00:22:43,967
- <i>Thank you, C.J.</i>
- 454
- 00:22:43,969 --> 00:22:45,636
- <i>Thank you.</i>
- 455
- 00:22:45,638 --> 00:22:48,238
- <i>So get out there, kick
- ass and make us proud.</i>
- 456
- 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,607
- <i>Go, Baywatch.</i>
- 457
- 00:23:02,054 --> 00:23:03,355
- On your mark.
- 458
- 00:23:05,658 --> 00:23:07,127
- Get set!
- 459
- 00:23:23,543 --> 00:23:25,141
- <i>This is Baywatch, people!</i>
- 460
- 00:23:25,143 --> 00:23:26,576
- - <i>Kick those legs!</i>
- - Let's go!
- 461
- 00:23:26,578 --> 00:23:27,711
- Come on, let's go!
- 462
- 00:23:27,713 --> 00:23:28,946
- <i>Listen to what she's saying.</i>
- 463
- 00:23:28,948 --> 00:23:30,046
- <i>Keep it going! Keep it going!</i>
- 464
- 00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:31,549
- <i>You are guppies!</i>
- 465
- 00:23:31,551 --> 00:23:32,684
- <i>One day you will be sharks!</i>
- 466
- 00:23:32,686 --> 00:23:35,188
- <i>Pick it up, folks. Move those legs!</i>
- 467
- 00:23:36,756 --> 00:23:38,255
- <i>Who's your daddy now?</i>
- 468
- 00:23:38,257 --> 00:23:39,689
- <i>Come on, guys!</i>
- 469
- 00:23:45,264 --> 00:23:47,297
- Come on, guys! Let's go!
- 470
- 00:23:47,299 --> 00:23:49,468
- Hustle, hustle, hustle!
- 471
- 00:23:49,634 --> 00:23:52,070
- Let's go! You got this! Come on!
- 472
- 00:23:52,705 --> 00:23:54,604
- Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
- 473
- 00:23:54,606 --> 00:23:56,040
- Up and over!
- 474
- 00:23:57,843 --> 00:24:01,181
- Let's go, come on! Way to hustle!
- Come on, you're almost there!
- 475
- 00:24:02,914 --> 00:24:04,614
- Kid's really got no quit in him.
- 476
- 00:24:06,117 --> 00:24:08,185
- Attaboy, Ronnie! Great job!
- 477
- 00:24:08,187 --> 00:24:09,489
- Great!
- 478
- 00:24:17,863 --> 00:24:18,762
- Oh, fuck.
- 479
- 00:24:18,764 --> 00:24:20,096
- You know, you wanna be on our team,
- 480
- 00:24:20,098 --> 00:24:21,832
- you're gonna have to pass this course.
- 481
- 00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:23,967
- - We all do.
- - Look. Mitch, right?
- 482
- 00:24:23,969 --> 00:24:26,306
- - Lieutenant to you.
- - "Lieutenant"?
- 483
- 00:24:27,172 --> 00:24:28,907
- Like in the army?
- 484
- 00:24:29,674 --> 00:24:31,877
- Let me save you some time. Okay?
- 485
- 00:24:32,143 --> 00:24:35,379
- You're not gonna be my big brother
- here and put me on the right path.
- 486
- 00:24:35,381 --> 00:24:36,846
- It doesn't work like that.
- 487
- 00:24:36,848 --> 00:24:40,184
- I got where I am today
- completely by myself.
- 488
- 00:24:40,186 --> 00:24:41,951
- So how about you let me do my job,
- 489
- 00:24:41,953 --> 00:24:44,153
- and I'll tell you where to send my checks?
- 490
- 00:24:44,155 --> 00:24:48,060
- You know, sharks always swim slowly.
- 491
- 00:24:48,995 --> 00:24:50,893
- Until they need to attack.
- 492
- 00:24:50,895 --> 00:24:52,062
- Thank you for that cryptic
- 493
- 00:24:52,064 --> 00:24:53,796
- and totally irrelevant
- piece of information.
- 494
- 00:24:53,798 --> 00:24:55,400
- What are you, Aquaman?
- 495
- 00:24:56,367 --> 00:24:59,069
- 'Cause I'm really confused with
- what we've been talking about.
- 496
- 00:24:59,071 --> 00:25:00,403
- Come on, Gold Medal.
- 497
- 00:25:00,405 --> 00:25:02,773
- You afraid I'm gonna kick
- your <i>Little Mermaid</i> ass
- 498
- 00:25:02,775 --> 00:25:05,478
- all over this course in
- front of all these people?
- 499
- 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,210
- I mean, now you're gonna have to beat me
- 500
- 00:25:07,212 --> 00:25:09,246
- on the big boy's course, princess.
- 501
- 00:25:55,393 --> 00:25:56,694
- Whoo!
- 502
- 00:25:56,696 --> 00:25:58,227
- Well, that was cute.
- 503
- 00:25:58,229 --> 00:25:59,963
- - Probably in record time.
- - Yeah?
- 504
- 00:25:59,965 --> 00:26:01,965
- The problem is, that's not the course.
- 505
- 00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:02,999
- That's not the course?
- 506
- 00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:03,935
- So here's what we're gonna do.
- 507
- 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:05,803
- We're gonna go over to the real course,
- 508
- 00:26:05,805 --> 00:26:07,470
- and if you beat me over there,
- 509
- 00:26:07,472 --> 00:26:09,238
- not only are you on the team,
- 510
- 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,841
- but I won't fuck with you anymore
- 511
- 00:26:10,843 --> 00:26:11,975
- and I'll call you by your real name.
- 512
- 00:26:11,977 --> 00:26:13,043
- Oh, really?
- 513
- 00:26:26,257 --> 00:26:28,358
- Yeah!
- 514
- 00:26:40,171 --> 00:26:41,405
- Refrigerators?
- 515
- 00:26:41,407 --> 00:26:45,007
- 98, 99, 100!
- 516
- 00:26:48,881 --> 00:26:51,718
- Ahhh!
- 517
- 00:26:54,018 --> 00:26:55,454
- Whoo!
- 518
- 00:26:57,489 --> 00:26:59,591
- That was bullshit, Mitch.
- 519
- 00:27:00,025 --> 00:27:01,257
- You know I was already gassed.
- 520
- 00:27:01,259 --> 00:27:03,326
- Because you were showboating.
- You want to be a lifeguard,
- 521
- 00:27:03,328 --> 00:27:04,730
- you gotta learn to conserve your energy.
- 522
- 00:27:04,997 --> 00:27:06,162
- Conserve my energy?
- 523
- 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,235
- No!
- 524
- 00:27:09,901 --> 00:27:12,169
- Help! My kids!
- 525
- 00:27:12,171 --> 00:27:14,140
- Lifeguard Tower One!
- 526
- 00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,243
- Help!
- 527
- 00:27:54,078 --> 00:27:55,814
- Look out! Look out!
- 528
- 00:27:58,116 --> 00:27:59,816
- We're on the go!
- 529
- 00:27:59,818 --> 00:28:01,017
- Come on, move!
- 530
- 00:28:01,019 --> 00:28:02,252
- Yo, move!
- 531
- 00:28:02,254 --> 00:28:04,086
- Watch it! Move, move, move!
- 532
- 00:28:07,492 --> 00:28:09,127
- Hey, look out!
- 533
- 00:28:09,828 --> 00:28:11,530
- Lady, get out of the way!
- 534
- 00:28:23,909 --> 00:28:26,109
- - My kids!
- - Ma'am, everything's okay.
- 535
- 00:28:26,111 --> 00:28:27,910
- I'm here to save you.
- My name is Matt Brody.
- 536
- 00:28:29,014 --> 00:28:31,047
- - Somebody help!
- - Ma'am, stop it!
- 537
- 00:28:31,049 --> 00:28:33,218
- I can't save you if you're being a dick!
- 538
- 00:28:35,453 --> 00:28:37,187
- - Where are the other two?
- - "Other two"?
- 539
- 00:28:37,189 --> 00:28:38,522
- Oh, shit.
- 540
- 00:28:49,401 --> 00:28:50,836
- - Here you go. Here you go.
- - Okay.
- 541
- 00:28:51,336 --> 00:28:52,738
- Take him.
- 542
- 00:28:56,075 --> 00:28:57,576
- You're okay.
- 543
- 00:28:58,276 --> 00:28:59,508
- Come on.
- 544
- 00:28:59,510 --> 00:29:01,378
- Breathe for me. Come on, big man.
- 545
- 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:02,411
- Come on.
- 546
- 00:29:05,985 --> 00:29:07,184
- We'll set you down right here.
- 547
- 00:29:07,186 --> 00:29:09,386
- Good. Let's get you over. Attaboy.
- 548
- 00:29:11,090 --> 00:29:12,922
- - Brody, stop!
- - One, two, three...
- 549
- 00:29:12,924 --> 00:29:14,557
- - Brody, stop!
- - What? Why?
- 550
- 00:29:14,559 --> 00:29:16,328
- Her airway's blocked.
- 551
- 00:29:20,565 --> 00:29:23,269
- - Okay, breathe.
- - C.J., she good?
- 552
- 00:29:24,269 --> 00:29:25,837
- - Steph, how is she?
- - She's all right.
- 553
- 00:29:26,537 --> 00:29:28,071
- You're gonna be good.
- 554
- 00:29:28,073 --> 00:29:29,305
- Give me some.
- 555
- 00:29:29,307 --> 00:29:30,742
- Let's get you to your mom.
- 556
- 00:29:40,052 --> 00:29:41,118
- All right, guys. Hey, listen up.
- 557
- 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,986
- We want to thank you for
- a great year of qualifiers.
- 558
- 00:29:43,988 --> 00:29:46,555
- For those of you who don't
- go on and become trainees,
- 559
- 00:29:46,557 --> 00:29:49,559
- we wanna thank you, we
- expect to see you next year.
- 560
- 00:29:49,561 --> 00:29:52,732
- To the trainees who
- made it, congratulations.
- 561
- 00:29:56,701 --> 00:29:58,467
- Oh, my God. I made it.
- 562
- 00:29:58,469 --> 00:30:00,536
- I made it! Oh, my God.
- 563
- 00:30:00,538 --> 00:30:02,605
- Thank you so much.
- 564
- 00:30:02,607 --> 00:30:04,107
- You don't ever have to thank me.
- 565
- 00:30:04,109 --> 00:30:05,207
- You did this one on your own.
- 566
- 00:30:05,209 --> 00:30:06,645
- - Thank you.
- - You're welcome.
- 567
- 00:30:07,345 --> 00:30:09,347
- What the fuck? That's my name.
- 568
- 00:30:10,082 --> 00:30:12,381
- That's my name!
- 569
- 00:30:12,383 --> 00:30:13,717
- Holy shit!
- 570
- 00:30:13,719 --> 00:30:14,920
- I made it onto...
- 571
- 00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:17,688
- Wait. Do not tell me that I'm the tech guy.
- 572
- 00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:19,089
- No!
- 573
- 00:30:19,091 --> 00:30:20,556
- No, I chose you because you have heart,
- 574
- 00:30:20,558 --> 00:30:23,360
- no quit and you leave
- it all out on the beach.
- 575
- 00:30:23,362 --> 00:30:25,765
- - Thanks, Mitch.
- - Congratulations.
- 576
- 00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:29,634
- Hey, <i>High School Musical.</i>
- 577
- 00:30:30,001 --> 00:30:31,369
- You were reckless out there.
- 578
- 00:30:32,136 --> 00:30:34,504
- Completely destroyed a
- motorcycle, which you stole.
- 579
- 00:30:34,506 --> 00:30:35,639
- I didn't steal that.
- 580
- 00:30:35,641 --> 00:30:37,207
- I commandeered it, okay?
- 581
- 00:30:37,209 --> 00:30:39,642
- Because it was faster
- and clearly had insurance.
- 582
- 00:30:39,644 --> 00:30:40,678
- And by the way,
- 583
- 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,246
- the lady that I saved,
- she didn't seem to mind.
- 584
- 00:30:44,248 --> 00:30:45,415
- Let me tell you something, man,
- 585
- 00:30:45,417 --> 00:30:46,717
- the rescues don't mean a thing
- 586
- 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,552
- if you put other people in danger. Okay?
- 587
- 00:30:48,554 --> 00:30:50,687
- Now, I get it, you're
- fast, you're fearless.
- 588
- 00:30:50,689 --> 00:30:52,723
- And I have to make you
- a trainee, butterfly,
- 589
- 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:53,990
- but you got a lot to learn.
- 590
- 00:30:53,992 --> 00:30:55,359
- All right. Thank you, Lieutenant.
- 591
- 00:30:59,664 --> 00:31:00,697
- All right, listen up!
- 592
- 00:31:00,699 --> 00:31:03,033
- Training begins at 0600.
- 593
- 00:31:03,035 --> 00:31:05,435
- Hot Wheels, I'll see you
- back here in the morning.
- 594
- 00:31:05,437 --> 00:31:06,806
- Sure thing, Lieutenant.
- 595
- 00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:09,505
- Welcome to Baywatch.
- 596
- 00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:14,046
- All right.
- 597
- 00:31:14,446 --> 00:31:16,782
- Hey, I'm so glad I caught you all.
- 598
- 00:31:18,584 --> 00:31:20,283
- I don't mean to interrupt,
- 599
- 00:31:20,285 --> 00:31:22,651
- but everyone on the beach
- is talking about you guys.
- 600
- 00:31:22,653 --> 00:31:23,719
- Thank you.
- 601
- 00:31:23,721 --> 00:31:26,422
- Brody, that save sounds incredible.
- 602
- 00:31:26,424 --> 00:31:28,291
- Impulsive, but incredible.
- 603
- 00:31:28,293 --> 00:31:30,026
- Appreciate it. See that?
- 604
- 00:31:30,028 --> 00:31:32,028
- Ah, we're just doing our jobs.
- 605
- 00:31:32,030 --> 00:31:33,330
- Oh.
- 606
- 00:31:33,332 --> 00:31:35,431
- Hey, guys, this is Victoria Leeds,
- 607
- 00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:37,601
- the new owner of the Huntley Club.
- 608
- 00:31:37,603 --> 00:31:38,535
- - Hey. How you doing?
- - Hey.
- 609
- 00:31:38,537 --> 00:31:40,570
- Well, I just wanted to invite all of you
- 610
- 00:31:40,572 --> 00:31:42,471
- to the Huntley. We're having an open house.
- 611
- 00:31:42,473 --> 00:31:45,475
- It's a kind of a "meet
- the neighbors" thing.
- 612
- 00:31:45,477 --> 00:31:47,643
- Look, I know that the
- club's kind of "fancy"
- 613
- 00:31:47,645 --> 00:31:50,313
- and probably not your scene,
- 614
- 00:31:50,315 --> 00:31:52,484
- but you have a standing invitation.
- 615
- 00:31:52,683 --> 00:31:55,620
- Thank you. We'll keep that in mind.
- 616
- 00:31:58,222 --> 00:32:00,457
- - I'll see you there?
- - See you then.
- 617
- 00:32:00,459 --> 00:32:01,824
- Let's go, Frankie.
- 618
- 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:32,625
- Brody?
- 619
- 00:32:33,092 --> 00:32:34,690
- - Hey.
- - What are you doing?
- 620
- 00:32:34,692 --> 00:32:37,360
- Nothing. I was just, uh...
- 621
- 00:32:37,362 --> 00:32:38,727
- You know, stargazing.
- 622
- 00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:40,432
- Under a pier?
- 623
- 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,498
- Yeah. That way.
- 624
- 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,900
- Look, you're on the team,
- 625
- 00:32:43,902 --> 00:32:46,769
- and, um, I don't want anyone on
- the team sleeping outside, so...
- 626
- 00:32:46,771 --> 00:32:48,737
- Yeah, come on. You're
- coming with me. Let's go.
- 627
- 00:32:48,739 --> 00:32:51,108
- Brody, let's go, I don't
- want to wait for you. Come on.
- 628
- 00:32:51,110 --> 00:32:52,676
- Thank you again, so much.
- 629
- 00:32:52,678 --> 00:32:53,843
- Really embarrassed.
- 630
- 00:32:53,845 --> 00:32:56,146
- Yeah, no, it's totally
- cool. Don't worry about it.
- 631
- 00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,848
- Oh, I forgot something in my car.
- 632
- 00:32:57,850 --> 00:32:58,716
- Um, just... Just knock.
- 633
- 00:32:58,718 --> 00:33:01,383
- You sure Stephanie won't mind? It's cool?
- 634
- 00:33:01,385 --> 00:33:03,386
- It's cool. She won't mind at all.
- 635
- 00:33:03,388 --> 00:33:04,521
- Thank you so much.
- 636
- 00:33:04,523 --> 00:33:06,389
- This is really cool of you guys.
- 637
- 00:33:06,391 --> 00:33:07,793
- Mmm-hmm. No problem.
- 638
- 00:33:08,126 --> 00:33:10,096
- What the fuck?
- 639
- 00:33:13,231 --> 00:33:14,663
- - 'Sup.
- - Hey.
- 640
- 00:33:14,665 --> 00:33:15,865
- This is your house, isn't it?
- 641
- 00:33:15,867 --> 00:33:18,334
- Yeah, this is, um... It's my house.
- 642
- 00:33:18,336 --> 00:33:19,401
- Yeah.
- 643
- 00:33:19,403 --> 00:33:21,138
- I assume you need a place to crash.
- 644
- 00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:23,109
- - Yeah.
- - Come on in.
- 645
- 00:33:24,242 --> 00:33:26,208
- Just like C.J., always picking up strays.
- 646
- 00:33:36,154 --> 00:33:38,590
- Quit looking at Little Mitch! It's creepy.
- 647
- 00:33:39,290 --> 00:33:41,459
- Come and see where you're gonna crash.
- 648
- 00:33:41,559 --> 00:33:42,861
- There's your cot.
- 649
- 00:33:44,263 --> 00:33:46,563
- Don't jack off on my sheets.
- 650
- 00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:47,866
- Don't.
- 651
- 00:33:49,601 --> 00:33:51,567
- <i>I can't find my hermit crab.</i>
- 652
- 00:33:51,569 --> 00:33:53,703
- <i>I think he ran out earlier today.</i>
- 653
- 00:33:53,705 --> 00:33:56,675
- <i>He's got short legs, but
- he's got a fast walk, so,</i>
- 654
- 00:33:56,807 --> 00:33:59,711
- <i>if you'd keep eyes open,
- I'd appreciate that.</i>
- 655
- 00:34:00,845 --> 00:34:04,115
- <i>I will start combing the
- beach first thing at sunup.</i>
- 656
- 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:07,516
- <i>This is Echo Bravo 153. Go ahead.</i>
- 657
- 00:34:07,518 --> 00:34:11,221
- Fuck it. Mitch, can I please
- turn the C.B. off in my room?
- 658
- 00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:12,621
- <i>Jonas Brother, listen to me.</i>
- 659
- 00:34:12,623 --> 00:34:13,757
- <i>Get your beauty rest.</i>
- 660
- 00:34:13,759 --> 00:34:15,926
- <i>We're starting bright
- and early tomorrow.</i>
- 661
- 00:34:24,203 --> 00:34:26,203
- How was your first riptide?
- 662
- 00:34:28,306 --> 00:34:29,471
- It stings!
- 663
- 00:34:29,473 --> 00:34:31,373
- That's just the lactic acid.
- 664
- 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:33,645
- Actually, it's the jellyfish stuck to you.
- 665
- 00:34:35,547 --> 00:34:36,745
- What the fuck?
- 666
- 00:34:38,750 --> 00:34:39,915
- Oh, my God!
- 667
- 00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:41,384
- One, two, three. Cross.
- 668
- 00:34:41,386 --> 00:34:42,551
- One, two, three.
- 669
- 00:34:42,553 --> 00:34:44,821
- Keep your hands up. One, two, duck! Again.
- 670
- 00:34:44,823 --> 00:34:46,355
- One, two, duck!
- 671
- 00:34:46,357 --> 00:34:47,793
- Nice!
- 672
- 00:34:53,899 --> 00:34:55,699
- What you, uh... What
- you doing there, killer?
- 673
- 00:34:55,701 --> 00:34:57,466
- Um, I don't know.
- 674
- 00:34:58,502 --> 00:35:00,804
- - I don't know.
- - Okay.
- 675
- 00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:03,739
- Honestly, I don't even
- know what I'm doing here.
- 676
- 00:35:03,741 --> 00:35:06,009
- Mitch sees something in you.
- 677
- 00:35:06,011 --> 00:35:08,511
- And I see it, too. I do.
- 678
- 00:35:08,513 --> 00:35:10,081
- I really do.
- 679
- 00:35:10,781 --> 00:35:11,915
- What?
- 680
- 00:35:11,917 --> 00:35:13,652
- What?
- 681
- 00:35:14,518 --> 00:35:15,820
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 682
- 00:35:16,654 --> 00:35:19,057
- Very important lesson.
- 683
- 00:35:19,390 --> 00:35:20,824
- That is the Devil's Urchin.
- 684
- 00:35:20,826 --> 00:35:21,924
- One prick out of that thing
- 685
- 00:35:21,926 --> 00:35:23,460
- will give you enough adrenaline
- 686
- 00:35:23,462 --> 00:35:24,928
- to choke out a pissed-off bull.
- 687
- 00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:26,763
- The only problem is, after that,
- 688
- 00:35:26,765 --> 00:35:29,101
- you say some crazy-ass shit,
- and then you fucking die.
- 689
- 00:35:29,701 --> 00:35:31,835
- Now pick that up and take it to Tower One.
- 690
- 00:35:31,837 --> 00:35:34,837
- So these are just like
- laying around everywhere?
- 691
- 00:35:34,839 --> 00:35:35,806
- Do you want me to help you?
- 692
- 00:35:35,808 --> 00:35:38,644
- Okay, look, let's just
- be honest, all right?
- 693
- 00:35:38,944 --> 00:35:40,846
- I mean, we've lost him.
- 694
- 00:35:41,346 --> 00:35:42,846
- - No, it's not your fault.
- - No, Ted.
- 695
- 00:35:42,848 --> 00:35:44,346
- Not my boy Ted.
- 696
- 00:35:44,348 --> 00:35:46,315
- - Why, why, Ted?
- - Why you, Ted?
- 697
- 00:35:46,317 --> 00:35:47,650
- Why?
- 698
- 00:35:47,652 --> 00:35:50,620
- Don't you do this to me,
- Ted! Don't you do this!
- 699
- 00:35:52,290 --> 00:35:53,524
- Okay, no. But, seriously, I got to help you
- 700
- 00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:55,692
- because you are gonna kill
- someone with that technique.
- 701
- 00:35:55,694 --> 00:35:57,560
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- - All right. Okay. Ready?
- 702
- 00:35:57,562 --> 00:35:59,763
- Wait, Summer, do you
- have time to study later?
- 703
- 00:35:59,765 --> 00:36:01,267
- Yeah. Um...
- 704
- 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,034
- Did you just, uh, look at my boobs?
- 705
- 00:36:05,036 --> 00:36:06,770
- I... Was not my intention.
- 706
- 00:36:06,772 --> 00:36:09,739
- I didn't, uh, stare directly at them.
- 707
- 00:36:09,741 --> 00:36:10,973
- You're looking at them right now.
- 708
- 00:36:10,975 --> 00:36:12,609
- Now I did.
- 709
- 00:36:12,611 --> 00:36:14,146
- 'Cause you're talking about them.
- 710
- 00:36:14,312 --> 00:36:16,078
- Testing. Failed.
- 711
- 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,580
- Oh, my God. Well, we're gonna be
- 712
- 00:36:17,582 --> 00:36:19,284
- - in swimsuits a lot, so...
- - Yeah.
- 713
- 00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:20,650
- If it's gonna be a problem for you...
- 714
- 00:36:20,652 --> 00:36:22,451
- There's not a problem for me.
- 715
- 00:36:22,453 --> 00:36:23,853
- - At all. Cool.
- - Yeah.
- 716
- 00:36:23,855 --> 00:36:25,721
- All right. You just looked at them again.
- 717
- 00:36:25,723 --> 00:36:27,924
- - No, I didn't. I was... I didn't...
- - Yeah, you did.
- 718
- 00:36:27,926 --> 00:36:29,859
- Well, when you point them out like that...
- 719
- 00:36:29,861 --> 00:36:32,264
- It's a compliment if you
- think about it, sort of.
- 720
- 00:36:37,768 --> 00:36:38,967
- Victoria.
- 721
- 00:36:38,969 --> 00:36:40,136
- I'm gonna need more time.
- 722
- 00:36:40,138 --> 00:36:43,772
- Do I strike you as a
- patient woman, Councilman?
- 723
- 00:36:43,774 --> 00:36:48,011
- No, no, I got the council to sign
- off on your real estate proposal.
- 724
- 00:36:48,013 --> 00:36:49,879
- Just some property owners
- won't give approval.
- 725
- 00:36:49,881 --> 00:36:51,182
- But I'm working on it.
- 726
- 00:36:51,783 --> 00:36:53,751
- Yeah, well, you just ran out of time.
- 727
- 00:36:53,884 --> 00:36:56,353
- Leon, would you show Mr. Rodriguez
- 728
- 00:36:56,355 --> 00:36:58,757
- what we do to people who don't deliver?
- 729
- 00:37:02,761 --> 00:37:03,893
- I know you're dealing flakka,
- 730
- 00:37:03,895 --> 00:37:06,696
- which is gonna drive down
- real estate prices in the bay,
- 731
- 00:37:06,698 --> 00:37:08,031
- right? Right?
- 732
- 00:37:08,033 --> 00:37:11,836
- So if anything happens
- to me, I will expose you.
- 733
- 00:37:12,770 --> 00:37:14,370
- And then you'll never get your approvals.
- 734
- 00:37:14,372 --> 00:37:16,373
- Such accusations.
- 735
- 00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:18,375
- I'm not a Bond villain.
- 736
- 00:37:18,377 --> 00:37:19,778
- Well, yet.
- 737
- 00:37:19,877 --> 00:37:21,313
- You're in politics.
- 738
- 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:23,346
- You know that no one can
- claw their way to the top
- 739
- 00:37:23,348 --> 00:37:26,352
- without getting a little
- dirt under their fingernails.
- 740
- 00:37:26,651 --> 00:37:29,719
- Clearly, I overestimated you.
- 741
- 00:37:29,721 --> 00:37:31,789
- But calling me a drug dealer...
- 742
- 00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:35,792
- It's so much bigger than that, you know?
- 743
- 00:37:35,794 --> 00:37:37,761
- - I...
- - Leon...
- 744
- 00:37:37,763 --> 00:37:39,164
- Teach him some manners.
- 745
- 00:37:40,064 --> 00:37:41,733
- Have fun, boys.
- 746
- 00:37:42,067 --> 00:37:43,533
- I agree with...
- 747
- 00:37:43,535 --> 00:37:44,667
- I overstepped.
- 748
- 00:37:44,669 --> 00:37:46,838
- I overstepped, Victoria.
- 749
- 00:37:47,071 --> 00:37:48,973
- Guys, we can talk about this.
- 750
- 00:37:50,075 --> 00:37:52,741
- Leon doesn't talk. He's a man of action.
- 751
- 00:37:52,743 --> 00:37:55,114
- - There's a purity to that.
- - I'm going to kill you.
- 752
- 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,813
- Damn it. You do that every time.
- 753
- 00:37:57,815 --> 00:38:00,385
- I build you up, and then
- you ruin the mystique.
- 754
- 00:38:18,136 --> 00:38:20,437
- - See something you like?
- - Jesus Christ.
- 755
- 00:38:20,439 --> 00:38:23,409
- You, uh... You got me.
- 756
- 00:38:23,774 --> 00:38:26,109
- You're gonna be cool and go
- talk to her like a real man,
- 757
- 00:38:26,111 --> 00:38:28,210
- or you gonna stand up here
- and be Creepy Creeperton
- 758
- 00:38:28,212 --> 00:38:29,145
- through the binoculars?
- 759
- 00:38:29,147 --> 00:38:31,013
- Look, man, I'm fine in that department,
- 760
- 00:38:31,015 --> 00:38:33,449
- - so don't worry about me.
- - Yeah.
- 761
- 00:38:33,451 --> 00:38:35,984
- I'm sure your approach to women
- is Snapchatting a dick pic or two.
- 762
- 00:38:35,986 --> 00:38:37,822
- Don't ever do that.
- 763
- 00:38:38,089 --> 00:38:41,156
- A lot of people screenshot them nowadays.
- 764
- 00:38:41,158 --> 00:38:43,928
- Yeah. If it leaks on the
- Internet, it's terrible.
- 765
- 00:38:43,995 --> 00:38:45,060
- Hola? <i>Is anyone there?</i>
- 766
- 00:38:45,062 --> 00:38:46,596
- This is Baywatch. What
- is your emergency? Over.
- 767
- 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,404
- What is your position? Over.
- 768
- 00:38:54,406 --> 00:38:57,473
- Gringa, <i>my position is the ocean.</i>
- 769
- 00:39:00,044 --> 00:39:02,045
- Okay, call Coast Guard. We got a 10-73.
- 770
- 00:39:02,047 --> 00:39:03,545
- - I'm gonna take the WaveRunner.
- - "10-73"?
- 771
- 00:39:03,547 --> 00:39:04,848
- You and C.J. take Rescue One.
- 772
- 00:39:04,850 --> 00:39:06,516
- - Go, go, go!
- - Rescue One, ASAP.
- 773
- 00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:08,150
- Hold up! Wait, what,
- what? What are we doing?
- 774
- 00:39:08,152 --> 00:39:09,721
- Shit.
- 775
- 00:39:10,721 --> 00:39:12,955
- - Summer? What's a 10-73?
- - Fire!
- 776
- 00:39:12,957 --> 00:39:14,591
- "Fire"? What does that mean? In the ocean?
- 777
- 00:39:14,593 --> 00:39:15,824
- You need to start studying!
- 778
- 00:39:15,826 --> 00:39:17,794
- Yeah, I know. Got it. I'm there.
- 779
- 00:39:17,796 --> 00:39:19,298
- See you out there.
- 780
- 00:39:22,968 --> 00:39:24,533
- - Come on. Let's go.
- - I'm coming!
- 781
- 00:39:24,535 --> 00:39:26,034
- - If you're comin', hurry up.
- - Where's mine?
- 782
- 00:39:26,036 --> 00:39:27,338
- You don't get one.
- 783
- 00:39:29,908 --> 00:39:31,007
- Whoa!
- 784
- 00:39:31,009 --> 00:39:32,509
- Come on. Quit screwing around!
- 785
- 00:39:32,511 --> 00:39:33,775
- - Could you wait for me?
- - Come on.
- 786
- 00:39:33,777 --> 00:39:35,245
- God damn it, let's go.
- 787
- 00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:36,949
- Go, go, go!
- 788
- 00:39:40,752 --> 00:39:44,523
- Lock your arms around my waist or
- you're gonna fucking fall off again!
- 789
- 00:39:45,022 --> 00:39:46,788
- - This is so awkward, dude.
- - Hold on. Hold on.
- 790
- 00:39:46,790 --> 00:39:49,025
- How many buckets of
- lotion do you wear a day?
- 791
- 00:39:49,027 --> 00:39:51,363
- You're like a greasy, hairless gorilla.
- 792
- 00:39:55,901 --> 00:39:57,199
- Don't worry, guys! I got it.
- 793
- 00:39:57,201 --> 00:39:59,871
- I'll take care of... If the fire spreads...
- 794
- 00:40:05,076 --> 00:40:06,676
- All right, I need you to take the throttle.
- 795
- 00:40:06,678 --> 00:40:07,710
- That's impossible.
- 796
- 00:40:07,712 --> 00:40:10,982
- Go between my arms and
- take the fucking throttle!
- 797
- 00:40:16,221 --> 00:40:17,990
- Holy shit.
- 798
- 00:40:31,736 --> 00:40:33,539
- When I say so, hard right turn.
- 799
- 00:40:33,837 --> 00:40:35,540
- - What?
- - Three.
- 800
- 00:40:35,774 --> 00:40:38,476
- - Two. One. Go!
- - Oh, shit, man. I don't know.
- 801
- 00:41:09,607 --> 00:41:10,640
- Oh, thank God.
- 802
- 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:12,007
- Are you the fire water man?
- 803
- 00:41:12,009 --> 00:41:12,942
- Tell me, where are your friends?
- 804
- 00:41:12,944 --> 00:41:14,344
- - I don't know.
- - Okay. You stay right here.
- 805
- 00:41:14,346 --> 00:41:15,948
- - Don't move. Okay?
- - Okay.
- 806
- 00:41:22,152 --> 00:41:23,554
- Help!
- 807
- 00:41:24,022 --> 00:41:25,590
- Down here!
- 808
- 00:41:27,993 --> 00:41:30,061
- Is anyone there?
- 809
- 00:41:30,395 --> 00:41:31,761
- I hear you!
- 810
- 00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:33,996
- Get to the front of the boat! We're coming!
- 811
- 00:41:33,998 --> 00:41:35,297
- Help!
- 812
- 00:41:37,067 --> 00:41:38,369
- Help me!
- 813
- 00:41:41,071 --> 00:41:42,373
- Mitch!
- 814
- 00:41:49,314 --> 00:41:50,615
- Portside.
- 815
- 00:41:56,187 --> 00:41:57,286
- Over here!
- 816
- 00:41:57,288 --> 00:41:58,955
- - In the front!
- - Fuck.
- 817
- 00:41:58,957 --> 00:42:00,890
- There's a girl trapped
- in the front of the boat!
- 818
- 00:42:00,892 --> 00:42:02,494
- There's too much fire!
- 819
- 00:42:04,395 --> 00:42:05,795
- No way.
- 820
- 00:42:07,031 --> 00:42:08,333
- C.J.!
- 821
- 00:42:11,770 --> 00:42:12,801
- Okay, <i>guapo.</i>
- 822
- 00:42:12,803 --> 00:42:14,904
- If you want me, you can have me.
- 823
- 00:42:14,906 --> 00:42:17,541
- But <i>rapido</i> because
- the boat is on fire.
- 824
- 00:42:17,808 --> 00:42:19,074
- - Some other time.
- - No...
- 825
- 00:42:24,415 --> 00:42:25,748
- Are you all right? Can you hear me?
- 826
- 00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,083
- No, I'm not okay!
- 827
- 00:42:29,154 --> 00:42:31,256
- Help! Please!
- 828
- 00:42:33,223 --> 00:42:35,393
- Help! In here!
- 829
- 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:40,996
- Do not go under that fire, Brody!
- 830
- 00:42:40,998 --> 00:42:42,434
- Wait!
- 831
- 00:42:43,801 --> 00:42:45,100
- In here!
- 832
- 00:42:45,102 --> 00:42:47,270
- Please! Help!
- 833
- 00:42:47,272 --> 00:42:48,837
- - Oh, my God!
- - Take my hand.
- 834
- 00:42:48,839 --> 00:42:50,275
- Trust me.
- 835
- 00:42:52,843 --> 00:42:54,476
- - Are you hurt?
- - No. I'm okay.
- 836
- 00:42:54,478 --> 00:42:56,011
- - Good. Hang on.
- - What?
- 837
- 00:42:56,013 --> 00:42:57,682
- C.J.!
- 838
- 00:42:58,082 --> 00:42:59,417
- Portside!
- 839
- 00:43:04,489 --> 00:43:05,987
- Miss, are you okay?
- 840
- 00:43:05,989 --> 00:43:07,123
- Can you help me?
- 841
- 00:43:07,125 --> 00:43:09,260
- Are you all right? Are you hurt?
- 842
- 00:43:27,879 --> 00:43:29,481
- Brody!
- 843
- 00:43:37,821 --> 00:43:39,054
- Oh.
- 844
- 00:43:39,056 --> 00:43:40,188
- Are you okay?
- 845
- 00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:42,158
- That was such a great plan,
- 846
- 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,362
- just to see fire and
- just swim right into it.
- 847
- 00:43:45,529 --> 00:43:47,062
- You care about me.
- 848
- 00:43:47,064 --> 00:43:49,265
- - I care about you.
- - Ugh.
- 849
- 00:43:49,267 --> 00:43:51,036
- Get off that boat, Mitch.
- 850
- 00:44:17,796 --> 00:44:20,097
- eight, nine, ten.
- 851
- 00:44:25,569 --> 00:44:26,969
- Come on.
- 852
- 00:44:26,971 --> 00:44:29,337
- Hey, other than him, we did good, right?
- 853
- 00:44:29,339 --> 00:44:30,473
- Like, we saved everyone.
- 854
- 00:44:30,475 --> 00:44:31,940
- Yes, including you.
- 855
- 00:44:31,942 --> 00:44:33,109
- I know that.
- 856
- 00:44:33,111 --> 00:44:35,377
- I'm just saying, all things considered,
- 857
- 00:44:35,379 --> 00:44:37,648
- things could've gone a lot worse.
- 858
- 00:44:37,948 --> 00:44:39,315
- Come on!
- 859
- 00:44:39,317 --> 00:44:41,083
- Is he going to be okay?
- 860
- 00:44:41,085 --> 00:44:42,484
- Do you know what happened
- to the Councilman?
- 861
- 00:44:42,486 --> 00:44:43,986
- No, I don't know.
- 862
- 00:44:43,988 --> 00:44:45,453
- We were partying,
- 863
- 00:44:45,455 --> 00:44:48,592
- and then when we came upstairs,
- the boat was already on fire.
- 864
- 00:44:57,402 --> 00:45:00,603
- You disobeyed an order out
- there, put yourself in danger.
- 865
- 00:45:00,605 --> 00:45:02,205
- You can't save anyone if you die.
- 866
- 00:45:02,207 --> 00:45:04,709
- Yeah, I know. I messed up. Okay?
- 867
- 00:45:04,942 --> 00:45:06,408
- I'm just... What are we still doing here?
- 868
- 00:45:06,410 --> 00:45:07,976
- - Just write this down.
- - Can we just go?
- 869
- 00:45:07,978 --> 00:45:10,212
- Victim is male, five foot nine...
- 870
- 00:45:10,214 --> 00:45:12,949
- Hey, hey, hey. Get back
- right now. Do not contaminate
- 871
- 00:45:12,951 --> 00:45:14,352
- my crime scene.
- 872
- 00:45:15,319 --> 00:45:16,252
- Come on, Ellerbee.
- 873
- 00:45:16,254 --> 00:45:18,054
- Don't give me any of
- that jurisdiction shit.
- 874
- 00:45:18,056 --> 00:45:20,255
- Uh, no, I won't, because technically,
- 875
- 00:45:20,257 --> 00:45:22,424
- you don't have a jurisdiction, lifeguard.
- 876
- 00:45:22,426 --> 00:45:26,395
- You got one job, make sure
- swim-happy white people don't drown.
- 877
- 00:45:26,397 --> 00:45:30,299
- Technically, that boat out there is
- the Coast Guard's jurisdiction. Okay?
- 878
- 00:45:30,301 --> 00:45:32,868
- And if I would've waited for them,
- all these girls would be dead.
- 879
- 00:45:32,870 --> 00:45:33,969
- - What?
- - We would have died?
- 880
- 00:45:33,971 --> 00:45:36,272
- - Burned to a crisp.
- - I'm not ready to die!
- 881
- 00:45:36,274 --> 00:45:38,610
- I know. It's okay, you're not.
- 882
- 00:45:39,143 --> 00:45:41,009
- So technically, we saved lives.
- 883
- 00:45:41,011 --> 00:45:42,978
- Technically, I see a dead body,
- 884
- 00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:45,882
- which technically makes this a crime scene.
- 885
- 00:45:45,884 --> 00:45:48,984
- Hey, technically, these "technically's"
- are wasting a lot of time, technically.
- 886
- 00:45:48,986 --> 00:45:50,219
- Thank you, blue-eyed demon.
- 887
- 00:45:51,922 --> 00:45:54,290
- And as far as this dead body goes, look.
- 888
- 00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:56,558
- Badge on a uniform.
- 889
- 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,661
- Patch on a swimsuit.
- 890
- 00:45:58,663 --> 00:46:00,499
- Lieutenant. Beat cop.
- 891
- 00:46:01,031 --> 00:46:02,297
- So keep us informed
- 892
- 00:46:02,299 --> 00:46:03,900
- of the investigation and
- we're gonna do the same.
- 893
- 00:46:03,902 --> 00:46:06,167
- All right. Hey, how do I keep in touch?
- 894
- 00:46:06,169 --> 00:46:07,303
- Seashell phone,
- 895
- 00:46:07,305 --> 00:46:10,940
- or do I just blow into
- the conch and you appear?
- 896
- 00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:12,107
- That's the spirit, Ellerbee.
- 897
- 00:46:12,109 --> 00:46:14,442
- Just call me on the shell
- phone. That's all you gotta do.
- 898
- 00:46:14,444 --> 00:46:16,045
- I'll tell you this, if you crack this case,
- 899
- 00:46:16,047 --> 00:46:17,312
- they're gonna upgrade you to a Segway
- 900
- 00:46:17,314 --> 00:46:19,047
- and they're gonna give
- you big-boy pants to wear,
- 901
- 00:46:19,049 --> 00:46:20,518
- cover up those chicken legs.
- 902
- 00:46:21,451 --> 00:46:24,322
- - Oh, Christ, that's...
- - Councilman Rodriguez.
- 903
- 00:46:24,455 --> 00:46:26,258
- Good luck, Officer.
- 904
- 00:46:26,457 --> 00:46:29,091
- <i>♪ I got the eye of the tiger</i>
- 905
- 00:46:29,093 --> 00:46:30,458
- <i>♪ A fighter</i>
- 906
- 00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:32,460
- <i>♪ Dancing through the fire</i>
- 907
- 00:46:32,462 --> 00:46:35,665
- <i>♪ 'Cause I am the champion</i>
- 908
- 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:39,268
- <i>♪ And you're gonna hear me roar</i>
- 909
- 00:46:39,270 --> 00:46:41,203
- <i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>
- 910
- 00:46:41,205 --> 00:46:44,239
- - Damn, Ronnie.
- - C.J.!
- 911
- 00:46:44,241 --> 00:46:45,607
- Please!
- 912
- 00:46:45,609 --> 00:46:47,342
- Oh, shit.
- 913
- 00:46:47,344 --> 00:46:49,078
- I never really heard a guy sing that song,
- 914
- 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,782
- but you're really good.
- 915
- 00:46:51,082 --> 00:46:52,650
- Thank you.
- 916
- 00:46:53,051 --> 00:46:56,354
- Uh, C.J., what are you doing here?
- 917
- 00:46:56,587 --> 00:46:59,221
- Here? Oh, um, it's a coed shower.
- 918
- 00:46:59,223 --> 00:47:00,959
- Coed, cool.
- 919
- 00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,259
- Cool, cool, cool.
- 920
- 00:47:03,261 --> 00:47:07,932
- Yeah, coed is cool with me,
- 'cause I'm cool with the coeds.
- 921
- 00:47:08,198 --> 00:47:10,232
- I'm taking lunch orders.
- Do you want anything?
- 922
- 00:47:11,969 --> 00:47:15,337
- I would like a salad.
- 923
- 00:47:15,339 --> 00:47:16,205
- You sure?
- 924
- 00:47:16,207 --> 00:47:18,406
- This place has really good cheesesteaks,
- 925
- 00:47:18,408 --> 00:47:21,576
- meatball subs, foot-longs.
- 926
- 00:47:21,578 --> 00:47:25,281
- - They really hit the spot.
- - No, I'll have a salad.
- 927
- 00:47:25,283 --> 00:47:29,051
- I'm just a straight-up
- leafy green type of guy.
- 928
- 00:47:29,053 --> 00:47:30,419
- That's my type of jam.
- 929
- 00:47:30,421 --> 00:47:33,388
- Just hook me up with a salad.
- 930
- 00:47:33,390 --> 00:47:35,024
- Okay. Salad.
- 931
- 00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:36,658
- - Cool. All right.
- - Great.
- 932
- 00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:42,531
- By the way, uh, when we shower in
- here, we, uh, keep our suits on.
- 933
- 00:47:42,533 --> 00:47:45,533
- Right, Phil, Sarah?
- 934
- 00:47:45,535 --> 00:47:47,670
- But your, uh, clean nips
- are looking really good.
- 935
- 00:47:47,672 --> 00:47:49,341
- Ah!
- 936
- 00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:53,677
- - Thanks.
- - Bye.
- 937
- 00:47:58,281 --> 00:47:59,850
- Oh, God.
- 938
- 00:48:01,051 --> 00:48:02,554
- Why me?
- 939
- 00:48:05,790 --> 00:48:07,826
- How was your day today?
- 940
- 00:48:08,393 --> 00:48:10,259
- Uh, I don't know. A guy died.
- 941
- 00:48:10,261 --> 00:48:12,728
- Maybe this is why we keep losing recruits.
- 942
- 00:48:12,730 --> 00:48:15,130
- - They can't handle it.
- - Yeah.
- 943
- 00:48:15,132 --> 00:48:16,366
- I mean, now that you know our job
- 944
- 00:48:16,368 --> 00:48:18,567
- is much more than you expected,
- right, the stakes are higher.
- 945
- 00:48:18,569 --> 00:48:21,606
- What happened today, while very
- tragic, unfortunately, it does happen.
- 946
- 00:48:21,806 --> 00:48:23,806
- So if you want to quit,
- hey, we totally get it.
- 947
- 00:48:23,808 --> 00:48:25,341
- But if you don't and you choose to stay,
- 948
- 00:48:25,343 --> 00:48:27,275
- just know that Baywatch is more than a job.
- 949
- 00:48:27,277 --> 00:48:28,444
- It's a way of life.
- 950
- 00:48:28,446 --> 00:48:29,745
- "A way of life."
- 951
- 00:48:31,149 --> 00:48:32,751
- You and I both know I'm sticking around.
- 952
- 00:48:33,551 --> 00:48:35,320
- Am I the only one that got a salad?
- 953
- 00:48:35,652 --> 00:48:38,453
- Look, this is what I
- don't understand, okay?
- 954
- 00:48:38,455 --> 00:48:40,790
- A guy dies. That's tragic.
- 955
- 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:43,591
- But that doesn't mean that
- there's anything sinister going on.
- 956
- 00:48:43,593 --> 00:48:45,226
- Okay? And even if there was,
- 957
- 00:48:45,228 --> 00:48:47,462
- that's not our job. That's not what we do.
- 958
- 00:48:47,464 --> 00:48:50,533
- We're lifeguards. So, this,
- technically, has nothing to do with us.
- 959
- 00:48:50,535 --> 00:48:52,835
- You just heard that cop.
- He just told us that.
- 960
- 00:48:52,837 --> 00:48:55,071
- I just thought you had to be
- on a really restrictive diet
- 961
- 00:48:55,073 --> 00:48:56,574
- to look like you guys.
- 962
- 00:48:56,741 --> 00:48:59,574
- Brody, what is it that you
- think we do here at Baywatch?
- 963
- 00:48:59,576 --> 00:49:00,810
- I thought we were lifeguards.
- 964
- 00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:03,212
- I thought that we prevent
- people from getting sunburned
- 965
- 00:49:03,214 --> 00:49:05,246
- and, yeah, occasionally
- stop them from drowning.
- 966
- 00:49:05,248 --> 00:49:06,748
- And that's all you think that this is?
- 967
- 00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:08,083
- It's exactly what I thought it was.
- 968
- 00:49:08,085 --> 00:49:09,618
- C.J., how about you throw a few
- 969
- 00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:12,353
- of last month's cases at Olympiad
- here and see what he'd do.
- 970
- 00:49:12,355 --> 00:49:14,355
- - "Cases"?
- - Okay, um...
- 971
- 00:49:14,357 --> 00:49:16,292
- School of manta ray in the cove?
- 972
- 00:49:16,294 --> 00:49:17,725
- You call Animal Control?
- 973
- 00:49:17,727 --> 00:49:19,395
- Before Animal Control shows up,
- 974
- 00:49:19,397 --> 00:49:21,629
- the school of manta ray
- fly up out of the water,
- 975
- 00:49:21,631 --> 00:49:23,498
- sting someone in the chest and they die.
- 976
- 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:24,866
- Steve Irwin, R.I.P.
- 977
- 00:49:24,868 --> 00:49:28,136
- How about, uh, sand grifters
- running a con on the beach, right?
- 978
- 00:49:28,138 --> 00:49:31,339
- Well, I'm not exactly sure what
- a sand grifter is, Stephanie.
- 979
- 00:49:31,341 --> 00:49:32,475
- But I would probably call the cops.
- 980
- 00:49:32,477 --> 00:49:35,045
- Sand grifters are, uh, beach thieves.
- 981
- 00:49:35,145 --> 00:49:37,279
- Okay, so while you're working on your tan,
- 982
- 00:49:37,281 --> 00:49:39,482
- they're stealing things
- from families on the beach.
- 983
- 00:49:39,484 --> 00:49:40,850
- I'll give you one better.
- 984
- 00:49:40,852 --> 00:49:43,451
- How about diamond smugglers who
- are putting the rocks in surfboards
- 985
- 00:49:43,453 --> 00:49:44,420
- and bringing them ashore?
- 986
- 00:49:44,422 --> 00:49:45,855
- Everything that you guys are talking about
- 987
- 00:49:45,857 --> 00:49:50,759
- sounds like a really, like,
- entertaining, but far-fetched TV show.
- 988
- 00:49:50,761 --> 00:49:53,629
- But if that was the case, I
- would definitely call the cops.
- 989
- 00:49:53,631 --> 00:49:56,132
- We could call the cops,
- and then do nothing,
- 990
- 00:49:56,134 --> 00:49:57,833
- like most people would. But that's not us,
- 991
- 00:49:57,835 --> 00:49:59,268
- it's not how we operate.
- 992
- 00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:00,768
- We watch when other
- people don't want to watch.
- 993
- 00:50:00,770 --> 00:50:03,404
- We protect when other
- people don't want to protect.
- 994
- 00:50:03,406 --> 00:50:06,478
- If we do the bare minimum,
- sometimes people die.
- 995
- 00:50:07,678 --> 00:50:10,279
- Guys, we have flakka
- that just washed ashore.
- 996
- 00:50:10,281 --> 00:50:13,248
- That shit is hardcore and
- it fucking kills people.
- 997
- 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:14,850
- And now we got a dead body in our bay.
- 998
- 00:50:14,852 --> 00:50:17,553
- And the girls on that boat
- had the same drugs on them
- 999
- 00:50:17,555 --> 00:50:20,458
- that I found in front of Leeds's club.
- 1000
- 00:50:20,524 --> 00:50:24,128
- So my gut says that it's all connected.
- 1001
- 00:50:24,861 --> 00:50:27,429
- Wait, Leeds did say there'd be
- an open house tonight, right?
- 1002
- 00:50:27,431 --> 00:50:29,134
- Yes, she did.
- 1003
- 00:50:29,667 --> 00:50:31,469
- And we're all going.
- 1004
- 00:50:49,319 --> 00:50:50,618
- What'd you find on Chen?
- 1005
- 00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:52,587
- No criminal record. No fetishes.
- 1006
- 00:50:52,589 --> 00:50:54,489
- No weird photos. He's clean.
- 1007
- 00:50:54,491 --> 00:50:57,027
- Makes me feel weird about the
- stuff I have going on in my life.
- 1008
- 00:50:58,328 --> 00:50:59,594
- What about his bank accounts?
- 1009
- 00:50:59,596 --> 00:51:00,629
- Account.
- 1010
- 00:51:00,631 --> 00:51:01,964
- This dude is not rich at all.
- 1011
- 00:51:01,966 --> 00:51:04,766
- All his money is tied up
- in real estate in the bay.
- 1012
- 00:51:04,768 --> 00:51:06,701
- Well, I guess you'll have
- to help me persuade him
- 1013
- 00:51:06,703 --> 00:51:08,203
- some other way.
- 1014
- 00:51:08,205 --> 00:51:09,706
- Every man has a price.
- 1015
- 00:51:09,873 --> 00:51:11,339
- Speaking of which,
- 1016
- 00:51:11,341 --> 00:51:14,210
- I know you've been using
- my special set of skills
- 1017
- 00:51:14,212 --> 00:51:15,810
- for your own nefarious purposes,
- 1018
- 00:51:15,812 --> 00:51:17,612
- but additional compensation
- 1019
- 00:51:17,614 --> 00:51:21,650
- would go a long way in motivating
- me to keep my mouth shut.
- 1020
- 00:51:25,256 --> 00:51:26,621
- You're blackmailing me.
- 1021
- 00:51:26,623 --> 00:51:29,625
- - Huh? Well, I wouldn't...
- - Dave...
- 1022
- 00:51:29,627 --> 00:51:33,362
- I really admire a man who knows
- how to seize an opportunity.
- 1023
- 00:51:33,364 --> 00:51:34,932
- I'm very impressed.
- 1024
- 00:51:35,899 --> 00:51:38,535
- - Keep up the good work.
- - Thanks.
- 1025
- 00:51:38,768 --> 00:51:41,605
- Do we have a deal, or...
- 1026
- 00:51:41,772 --> 00:51:43,541
- I need some closure.
- 1027
- 00:51:45,509 --> 00:51:47,243
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1028
- 00:51:47,245 --> 00:51:48,277
- Wow, you look really nice.
- 1029
- 00:51:48,279 --> 00:51:50,245
- Hey, you look really nice, too, Baby Gap.
- 1030
- 00:51:50,247 --> 00:51:51,813
- That shirt come in big-boy size?
- 1031
- 00:51:51,815 --> 00:51:53,248
- Well, at least I'm undercover.
- 1032
- 00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:54,818
- Look at you. You didn't even try.
- 1033
- 00:51:55,785 --> 00:51:57,853
- All right, guys, we got a very
- big night, with one goal in mind.
- 1034
- 00:51:57,855 --> 00:51:59,754
- It's our only shot to prove
- that they're dealing here,
- 1035
- 00:51:59,756 --> 00:52:01,058
- so we gotta make it right.
- 1036
- 00:52:01,759 --> 00:52:03,891
- So, C.J. and Ronnie,
- find out who's selling.
- 1037
- 00:52:03,893 --> 00:52:06,428
- Summer, keep an eye on Leeds and her thugs.
- 1038
- 00:52:06,430 --> 00:52:08,998
- Then Mitch and I will search the
- place for where she hides the product.
- 1039
- 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,332
- - Brody?
- - What?
- 1040
- 00:52:10,334 --> 00:52:11,766
- - You're our lookout.
- - Lookout?
- 1041
- 00:52:11,768 --> 00:52:14,303
- Guys, if you want to find drugs at a party,
- 1042
- 00:52:14,305 --> 00:52:15,937
- I can walk in there and find drugs.
- 1043
- 00:52:15,939 --> 00:52:17,274
- It'd take me, like, five minutes.
- 1044
- 00:52:17,408 --> 00:52:18,940
- Not 'cause I do it all the time.
- 1045
- 00:52:18,942 --> 00:52:20,676
- I'm just saying it's not rocket science.
- 1046
- 00:52:20,678 --> 00:52:22,810
- Okay, troubled youth. Thank you for that.
- 1047
- 00:52:22,812 --> 00:52:24,779
- The only way this whole
- thing is gonna work out
- 1048
- 00:52:24,781 --> 00:52:26,750
- is if everyone, everyone, does their job.
- 1049
- 00:52:26,951 --> 00:52:29,554
- - Can you handle that, Malibu Ken?
- - Yeah.
- 1050
- 00:52:31,455 --> 00:52:32,554
- What?
- 1051
- 00:52:32,556 --> 00:52:34,089
- Why is everyone looking at me? Summer.
- 1052
- 00:52:34,091 --> 00:52:37,692
- Hey, am I the only one that thinks
- this is clearly a job for the police?
- 1053
- 00:52:37,694 --> 00:52:39,029
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 1054
- 00:52:39,330 --> 00:52:40,731
- Fuck it.
- 1055
- 00:52:55,546 --> 00:52:58,813
- Mr. Chen, I'm so glad you could make it.
- 1056
- 00:52:58,815 --> 00:53:01,482
- I wanted to meet the new neighbor
- everyone is talking about.
- 1057
- 00:53:01,484 --> 00:53:04,085
- So I presume you know
- why I had to invite you.
- 1058
- 00:53:04,087 --> 00:53:07,455
- I am not interested in
- selling my properties.
- 1059
- 00:53:07,457 --> 00:53:09,625
- Why don't you think about it, okay?
- 1060
- 00:53:09,627 --> 00:53:14,164
- I of all people know how
- hard it is to run a business.
- 1061
- 00:53:14,431 --> 00:53:17,168
- You never know when a dry spell could come.
- 1062
- 00:53:18,468 --> 00:53:19,601
- What are you thinking?
- 1063
- 00:53:19,603 --> 00:53:21,737
- I think we case it and I'll
- meet you back here in five.
- 1064
- 00:53:21,739 --> 00:53:23,638
- - All right. Sounds good.
- - All right, Steph.
- 1065
- 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,741
- So where should I, like, look out from?
- 1066
- 00:53:25,743 --> 00:53:28,313
- Hey. How are you?
- 1067
- 00:53:41,591 --> 00:53:43,193
- Victoria.
- 1068
- 00:53:47,364 --> 00:53:50,132
- You killed Rodriguez in front of witnesses.
- 1069
- 00:53:50,134 --> 00:53:51,667
- What the fuck were you thinking?
- 1070
- 00:53:51,669 --> 00:53:53,701
- They were high. They didn't see anything.
- 1071
- 00:53:53,703 --> 00:53:55,002
- They better not have.
- 1072
- 00:53:55,004 --> 00:53:57,038
- Because now Dave knows too much.
- 1073
- 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,674
- And this better not come back to me.
- 1074
- 00:53:58,676 --> 00:54:00,042
- I can't have this unraveling.
- 1075
- 00:54:00,044 --> 00:54:01,377
- Got it?
- 1076
- 00:54:01,379 --> 00:54:03,247
- Now go clean up your mess.
- 1077
- 00:54:06,049 --> 00:54:08,049
- - Brody.
- - Mmm.
- 1078
- 00:54:08,051 --> 00:54:09,650
- I'm so glad you came.
- 1079
- 00:54:09,652 --> 00:54:11,053
- Oh, gosh.
- 1080
- 00:54:11,055 --> 00:54:14,224
- Let's get you a real
- drink. Greg, the good stuff.
- 1081
- 00:54:14,658 --> 00:54:16,958
- - Scotch is your drink, right?
- - Yeah.
- 1082
- 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,694
- This is a really nice place you have here.
- 1083
- 00:54:18,696 --> 00:54:20,365
- You have great taste.
- 1084
- 00:54:20,497 --> 00:54:22,063
- I really respect that.
- 1085
- 00:54:22,065 --> 00:54:26,670
- It's nice to have somebody
- who respects you, you know?
- 1086
- 00:54:28,939 --> 00:54:30,605
- Oh...
- 1087
- 00:54:30,607 --> 00:54:32,643
- I sense trouble.
- 1088
- 00:54:35,111 --> 00:54:37,280
- I think I'm just, uh,
- 1089
- 00:54:37,814 --> 00:54:39,181
- not used to having a boss.
- 1090
- 00:54:39,183 --> 00:54:41,083
- Mitch is threatened.
- 1091
- 00:54:41,085 --> 00:54:43,118
- He should be thrilled to have you.
- 1092
- 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,719
- Yeah, you'd think.
- 1093
- 00:54:44,721 --> 00:54:46,391
- Oh, my God.
- 1094
- 00:54:46,689 --> 00:54:49,056
- "Lieutenant Matt Brody."
- 1095
- 00:54:49,058 --> 00:54:52,730
- That has such an amazing
- ring to it. Don't you think?
- 1096
- 00:54:53,730 --> 00:54:55,132
- Yeah.
- 1097
- 00:54:56,567 --> 00:54:58,634
- Here. Keep the whole bottle.
- 1098
- 00:54:58,636 --> 00:55:00,569
- I think you need it.
- 1099
- 00:55:00,571 --> 00:55:02,740
- - This'll be fun.
- - Thank you.
- 1100
- 00:55:05,542 --> 00:55:06,574
- Hey.
- 1101
- 00:55:06,576 --> 00:55:08,076
- Did you get any intel on Leeds?
- 1102
- 00:55:08,078 --> 00:55:10,011
- - Yeah, I got intel.
- - That's awesome.
- 1103
- 00:55:10,013 --> 00:55:13,114
- Single malt
- 35-year-old intel.
- 1104
- 00:55:13,116 --> 00:55:15,018
- And it's fucking delicious.
- 1105
- 00:55:15,652 --> 00:55:17,152
- All right, I think I got something.
- 1106
- 00:55:17,154 --> 00:55:18,719
- Found our access point.
- 1107
- 00:55:18,721 --> 00:55:20,656
- Where is Brody? Have you seen him?
- 1108
- 00:55:20,658 --> 00:55:21,757
- No. No time.
- 1109
- 00:55:21,759 --> 00:55:23,125
- We gotta move without him.
- 1110
- 00:55:23,127 --> 00:55:24,592
- Yeah, but we need our lookout.
- 1111
- 00:55:24,594 --> 00:55:26,127
- What's your deal? You like torturing guys?
- 1112
- 00:55:26,129 --> 00:55:28,029
- - No.
- - Yeah, you do.
- 1113
- 00:55:28,031 --> 00:55:31,866
- Well, I mean, I have three brothers,
- so I've had a lot of practice.
- 1114
- 00:55:31,868 --> 00:55:32,935
- Mmm.
- 1115
- 00:55:32,937 --> 00:55:34,469
- I take it you're an only child.
- 1116
- 00:55:34,471 --> 00:55:35,536
- I don't know, honestly.
- 1117
- 00:55:35,538 --> 00:55:36,404
- You don't know?
- 1118
- 00:55:36,406 --> 00:55:39,174
- - I grew up in a foster home.
- - Oh, shit.
- 1119
- 00:55:39,176 --> 00:55:42,009
- - Three of them, actually.
- - I'm sorry.
- 1120
- 00:55:42,011 --> 00:55:42,944
- Mmm. Don't be.
- 1121
- 00:55:42,946 --> 00:55:44,580
- It was pretty cool. One of them had a pool.
- 1122
- 00:55:44,582 --> 00:55:45,813
- If it wasn't for that pool,
- 1123
- 00:55:45,815 --> 00:55:47,516
- I probably wouldn't have
- gone to the Olympics.
- 1124
- 00:55:47,518 --> 00:55:48,951
- Yeah. I mean, that's amazing.
- 1125
- 00:55:48,953 --> 00:55:51,652
- Go from foster home to
- winning a gold medal.
- 1126
- 00:55:51,654 --> 00:55:53,888
- - Two.
- - Two gold medals.
- 1127
- 00:55:53,890 --> 00:55:57,091
- And I fucking busted my
- ass for those gold medals,
- 1128
- 00:55:57,093 --> 00:55:59,162
- so you can't blame me for celebrating.
- 1129
- 00:55:59,263 --> 00:56:00,932
- Yeah. Huh.
- 1130
- 00:56:01,765 --> 00:56:03,433
- I mean, I've always wondered
- what happened that night.
- 1131
- 00:56:04,335 --> 00:56:07,201
- I knew the relay was the
- next day, but those guys...
- 1132
- 00:56:07,203 --> 00:56:09,737
- They didn't care about me.
- They just needed me to win.
- 1133
- 00:56:09,739 --> 00:56:12,509
- Well, you certainly made
- sure they did not win.
- 1134
- 00:56:12,643 --> 00:56:15,511
- I lost way more than they did.
- 1135
- 00:56:15,513 --> 00:56:17,513
- Okay? I lost all my sponsors.
- 1136
- 00:56:17,515 --> 00:56:20,150
- I'm an Olympic champion
- and I'm fucking broke.
- 1137
- 00:56:21,919 --> 00:56:23,618
- - Ronnie, hey.
- - What?
- 1138
- 00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:25,987
- Okay, listen. I need you to
- create a distraction for Leeds.
- 1139
- 00:56:25,989 --> 00:56:26,855
- What? How?
- 1140
- 00:56:26,857 --> 00:56:28,492
- Remember the first time I met you?
- 1141
- 00:56:28,591 --> 00:56:29,891
- The night at Chen's?
- 1142
- 00:56:29,893 --> 00:56:31,228
- Oh, yeah.
- 1143
- 00:56:31,661 --> 00:56:32,761
- What? No.
- 1144
- 00:56:32,763 --> 00:56:33,929
- - Yes.
- - No!
- 1145
- 00:56:33,931 --> 00:56:34,962
- - Yes!
- - Mitch, no!
- 1146
- 00:56:34,964 --> 00:56:36,063
- - Yes. Yes!
- - No!
- 1147
- 00:56:36,065 --> 00:56:37,266
- - No!
- - God damn it, Ronnie.
- 1148
- 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:38,466
- You listen to me, and you listen good.
- 1149
- 00:56:38,468 --> 00:56:42,870
- Every team has a ringer, and
- you and only you are my ringer.
- 1150
- 00:56:42,872 --> 00:56:44,739
- Well, then I guess I'm your ringer.
- 1151
- 00:56:44,741 --> 00:56:46,978
- You are my goddamn ringer.
- 1152
- 00:56:48,678 --> 00:56:50,847
- - Ring, ring?
- - Ring, ring.
- 1153
- 00:56:52,549 --> 00:56:54,951
- Yeah. Oh, God.
- 1154
- 00:56:56,553 --> 00:56:58,121
- Oh, could I...
- 1155
- 00:57:00,558 --> 00:57:01,690
- Will you just have one drink with me?
- 1156
- 00:57:01,692 --> 00:57:03,257
- You should probably actually stop drinking
- 1157
- 00:57:03,259 --> 00:57:05,362
- because you're supposed to
- be the lookout for Mitch.
- 1158
- 00:57:05,629 --> 00:57:07,331
- I am looking out for Mitch.
- 1159
- 00:57:08,933 --> 00:57:11,169
- Leeds is right there.
- I'm gonna go check it out.
- 1160
- 00:57:12,736 --> 00:57:13,801
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen.</i>
- 1161
- 00:57:13,803 --> 00:57:17,272
- <i>A warm welcome to our
- host, Victoria Leeds!</i>
- 1162
- 00:57:18,975 --> 00:57:20,676
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 1163
- 00:57:20,678 --> 00:57:21,842
- <i>So many people.</i>
- 1164
- 00:57:23,113 --> 00:57:26,818
- <i>So as a welcome to the bay, I, uh...</i>
- 1165
- 00:57:27,116 --> 00:57:29,554
- <i>Oh, God. Mitch, this is for you.</i>
- 1166
- 00:57:29,719 --> 00:57:31,252
- <i>Oh, wait. Uh, no, Victoria.</i>
- 1167
- 00:57:31,254 --> 00:57:35,022
- <i>I have something very special
- planned for you, for everyone.</i>
- 1168
- 00:57:35,024 --> 00:57:37,027
- <i>So God help us.</i>
- 1169
- 00:57:37,127 --> 00:57:38,192
- Aw.
- 1170
- 00:57:38,194 --> 00:57:40,597
- I'll just put that down. Okay.
- 1171
- 00:57:41,864 --> 00:57:42,897
- Hit it.
- 1172
- 00:58:22,306 --> 00:58:23,871
- That's weird.
- 1173
- 00:58:23,873 --> 00:58:25,306
- Who's Angelo's Fish Company?
- 1174
- 00:58:25,308 --> 00:58:27,341
- Doesn't the Huntley get
- their fish from Flynn's?
- 1175
- 00:58:27,343 --> 00:58:29,112
- Let's check it out.
- 1176
- 00:58:30,913 --> 00:58:32,949
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 1177
- 00:58:39,890 --> 00:58:41,022
- Mitch.
- 1178
- 00:58:41,024 --> 00:58:43,190
- I just got a little hunch, okay?
- 1179
- 00:58:45,328 --> 00:58:46,963
- Shit.
- 1180
- 00:58:47,797 --> 00:58:50,332
- You two, what are you doing back here?
- 1181
- 00:58:50,334 --> 00:58:51,699
- Hey.
- 1182
- 00:58:51,701 --> 00:58:54,069
- First date. You can't blame me, right?
- 1183
- 00:59:06,216 --> 00:59:08,083
- So juvenile.
- 1184
- 00:59:08,085 --> 00:59:09,387
- I'm onto you all.
- 1185
- 00:59:09,819 --> 00:59:10,853
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1186
- 00:59:10,855 --> 00:59:13,888
- put your hands together
- for whatever that was.
- 1187
- 00:59:33,377 --> 00:59:35,313
- You did good, Ronnie.
- 1188
- 00:59:35,812 --> 00:59:37,614
- Where'd you learn to dance like that?
- 1189
- 00:59:39,248 --> 00:59:41,485
- Hebrew school.
- 1190
- 00:59:48,392 --> 00:59:50,427
- You were supposed to
- be there for us tonight.
- 1191
- 00:59:50,761 --> 00:59:52,697
- You had a job to do.
- 1192
- 00:59:52,863 --> 00:59:54,731
- And now you're trashed.
- 1193
- 00:59:55,265 --> 00:59:57,265
- See, I just... I don't
- understand this, man.
- 1194
- 00:59:57,267 --> 00:59:59,768
- If you really think
- that there's drugs here,
- 1195
- 00:59:59,770 --> 01:00:01,002
- call the police.
- 1196
- 01:00:01,004 --> 01:00:02,572
- And then what?
- 1197
- 01:00:03,107 --> 01:00:05,741
- We get a few minnows?
- The big whale gets away?
- 1198
- 01:00:05,743 --> 01:00:07,308
- Do you hear yourself when you talk?
- 1199
- 01:00:07,310 --> 01:00:10,511
- I dare you to say one thing
- without the ocean in it.
- 1200
- 01:00:10,513 --> 01:00:11,879
- I dare you.
- 1201
- 01:00:11,881 --> 01:00:13,114
- We were depending on you tonight.
- 1202
- 01:00:14,384 --> 01:00:17,021
- And you fucked up... Again.
- 1203
- 01:00:20,524 --> 01:00:22,092
- Watch yourself.
- 1204
- 01:00:26,029 --> 01:00:27,328
- Really?
- 1205
- 01:00:27,330 --> 01:00:29,196
- Get this through your head, Mitch.
- 1206
- 01:00:29,198 --> 01:00:32,801
- You're not a cop. You're
- not the fucking Equalizer.
- 1207
- 01:00:32,803 --> 01:00:34,301
- You're a lifeguard, Mitch,
- 1208
- 01:00:34,303 --> 01:00:36,203
- who sits in his fucking tower all day,
- 1209
- 01:00:36,205 --> 01:00:39,074
- 'cause that's the only place
- he has any sort of power.
- 1210
- 01:00:39,076 --> 01:00:40,908
- This is the real world, Mitch.
- 1211
- 01:00:40,910 --> 01:00:42,377
- Lifeguards can't do shit.
- 1212
- 01:00:42,379 --> 01:00:43,713
- Come on.
- 1213
- 01:00:44,348 --> 01:00:46,117
- Don't fucking touch me.
- 1214
- 01:00:46,216 --> 01:00:48,385
- - Let's go.
- - Or what?
- 1215
- 01:00:48,785 --> 01:00:50,320
- What're you gonna do, Mitch?
- 1216
- 01:00:56,026 --> 01:00:57,259
- Shit.
- 1217
- 01:00:58,328 --> 01:00:59,460
- - Shit.
- - I didn't touch you.
- 1218
- 01:00:59,462 --> 01:01:00,764
- You dick.
- 1219
- 01:01:03,232 --> 01:01:04,701
- Cool off, pool boy.
- 1220
- 01:01:10,207 --> 01:01:12,275
- That's him! The Vomit Comet!
- 1221
- 01:01:15,812 --> 01:01:18,078
- What are you guys standing around for?
- 1222
- 01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:19,480
- Let's do some shots!
- 1223
- 01:01:24,821 --> 01:01:26,123
- Whoo!
- 1224
- 01:02:33,656 --> 01:02:36,324
- - Hey.
- - Hey. Thank you.
- 1225
- 01:02:36,326 --> 01:02:38,292
- Summer, this is your day today.
- 1226
- 01:02:38,294 --> 01:02:40,597
- Yeah, I know it.
- 1227
- 01:02:48,504 --> 01:02:50,140
- Mitch?
- 1228
- 01:02:52,576 --> 01:02:53,975
- Hey, man, I think, uh...
- 1229
- 01:02:53,977 --> 01:02:58,381
- I think we both said a few things
- last night that we didn't mean.
- 1230
- 01:02:58,948 --> 01:03:01,449
- Not me. I meant every word.
- 1231
- 01:03:01,451 --> 01:03:02,783
- Come on, man.
- 1232
- 01:03:02,785 --> 01:03:05,388
- You've never gotten drunk and
- said something you don't mean?
- 1233
- 01:03:06,323 --> 01:03:07,825
- Seriously?
- 1234
- 01:03:08,058 --> 01:03:10,628
- I fucked up, man. I know that.
- 1235
- 01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:15,666
- I'm sorry.
- 1236
- 01:03:24,174 --> 01:03:26,443
- I watched you win two gold medals.
- 1237
- 01:03:27,643 --> 01:03:30,748
- You were amazing when it was just you.
- 1238
- 01:03:32,248 --> 01:03:33,382
- But when it came to the relay,
- 1239
- 01:03:33,384 --> 01:03:36,653
- being part of your team, your
- Olympic team, your family,
- 1240
- 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,790
- you blew it. 'Cause you're selfish.
- 1241
- 01:03:41,725 --> 01:03:44,595
- Baywatch is our team.
- Baywatch is our family.
- 1242
- 01:03:44,995 --> 01:03:46,563
- These are the keys to our house.
- 1243
- 01:03:47,330 --> 01:03:48,364
- But you've proven to me
- 1244
- 01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:50,534
- that you don't want to
- be part of this family.
- 1245
- 01:03:51,301 --> 01:03:52,702
- So you're done.
- 1246
- 01:03:53,703 --> 01:03:55,437
- 'Cause the only thing you give a shit about
- 1247
- 01:03:55,439 --> 01:03:57,407
- is yourself and your medals.
- 1248
- 01:03:58,607 --> 01:04:00,243
- You talking 'bout this medal?
- 1249
- 01:04:09,319 --> 01:04:11,486
- Wow, that's really impressive.
- 1250
- 01:04:11,488 --> 01:04:13,187
- Don't you have two of them, though?
- 1251
- 01:04:13,189 --> 01:04:14,657
- That's not the point.
- 1252
- 01:04:15,459 --> 01:04:16,391
- That's polluting.
- 1253
- 01:04:16,393 --> 01:04:18,993
- Listen, Mitch, I know I messed up, okay?
- 1254
- 01:04:18,995 --> 01:04:20,496
- I should have listened.
- 1255
- 01:04:21,131 --> 01:04:23,266
- I want to be a part of this team.
- 1256
- 01:04:24,701 --> 01:04:27,671
- And I will not let you down again, I swear.
- 1257
- 01:04:30,207 --> 01:04:32,976
- And by the way, I think
- you're right about Leeds.
- 1258
- 01:04:33,576 --> 01:04:36,111
- And the Councilman...
- Councilman... What's his face?
- 1259
- 01:04:36,113 --> 01:04:38,013
- - Councilman Rodriguez.
- - Uh... Yeah.
- 1260
- 01:04:38,015 --> 01:04:40,281
- Rodriguez, that's it. The dead guy.
- 1261
- 01:04:40,283 --> 01:04:42,683
- He had this watch. It was a nice TAG watch.
- 1262
- 01:04:42,685 --> 01:04:44,551
- Yeah, I've seen that watch, too.
- 1263
- 01:04:44,553 --> 01:04:46,522
- On one of Leeds's thugs.
- 1264
- 01:04:47,024 --> 01:04:48,492
- That's it. See?
- 1265
- 01:04:51,060 --> 01:04:53,329
- I want to help, man. And I want to...
- 1266
- 01:04:54,497 --> 01:04:55,832
- I want to help.
- 1267
- 01:05:06,209 --> 01:05:08,478
- All right. I'll give you another shot.
- 1268
- 01:05:10,047 --> 01:05:12,413
- Councilman Rodriguez is
- connected to all of this somehow.
- 1269
- 01:05:12,415 --> 01:05:15,286
- And the coroner's office
- just released his body.
- 1270
- 01:05:15,518 --> 01:05:16,887
- And I got a plan.
- 1271
- 01:05:25,294 --> 01:05:28,462
- Ah, guys, I still don't understand
- what part of the plan this is.
- 1272
- 01:05:28,464 --> 01:05:31,533
- - Just go with the flow, Brody.
- - Yeah, you were in a very bad accident.
- 1273
- 01:05:31,535 --> 01:05:33,701
- - It was all your fucking fault.
- - We're all really, really sad.
- 1274
- 01:05:33,703 --> 01:05:37,307
- It was my fault? Why was it my fault?
- 1275
- 01:05:37,373 --> 01:05:39,741
- Come on, guys. I need a bigger coat.
- 1276
- 01:05:39,743 --> 01:05:41,643
- There's no coat in here
- that's gonna fit you.
- 1277
- 01:05:41,645 --> 01:05:43,747
- - You got a better idea?
- - I think I do.
- 1278
- 01:05:47,216 --> 01:05:48,685
- But you're not gonna like it.
- 1279
- 01:05:52,489 --> 01:05:54,556
- Okay, clear. Come on, let's go.
- 1280
- 01:05:54,558 --> 01:05:56,491
- Okay, left turn, left turn.
- 1281
- 01:05:56,493 --> 01:05:57,658
- What the fuck?
- 1282
- 01:05:57,660 --> 01:06:00,194
- Who taught you how to
- drive, Stevie fucking Wonder?
- 1283
- 01:06:00,196 --> 01:06:02,397
- You're huge, man. Very hard to control.
- 1284
- 01:06:02,399 --> 01:06:04,299
- Just get me to the
- morgue. That's all I said.
- 1285
- 01:06:04,301 --> 01:06:05,766
- I'm taking us to the morgue. Go left.
- 1286
- 01:06:05,768 --> 01:06:07,601
- Left, left. Left turn.
- 1287
- 01:06:07,603 --> 01:06:09,170
- Careful.
- 1288
- 01:06:09,172 --> 01:06:10,908
- Okay. We're clear, we're clear.
- 1289
- 01:06:12,509 --> 01:06:13,877
- Oh!
- 1290
- 01:06:14,844 --> 01:06:16,310
- All right.
- 1291
- 01:06:16,312 --> 01:06:17,511
- - Oh, no.
- - What?
- 1292
- 01:06:17,513 --> 01:06:19,246
- - What does that say?
- - "Morgue."
- 1293
- 01:06:19,248 --> 01:06:20,983
- Exactly.
- 1294
- 01:06:21,250 --> 01:06:22,819
- I got us to the morgue.
- 1295
- 01:06:23,285 --> 01:06:25,955
- - Nice. Good job.
- - Yeah.
- 1296
- 01:06:26,256 --> 01:06:27,958
- These disguises are awesome.
- 1297
- 01:06:28,225 --> 01:06:30,027
- I actually feel like a doctor.
- 1298
- 01:06:35,332 --> 01:06:36,700
- Oh, no.
- 1299
- 01:06:37,267 --> 01:06:39,533
- - Read me his toe tag.
- - It smells like yogurt.
- 1300
- 01:06:39,535 --> 01:06:40,971
- Oh, Jesus.
- 1301
- 01:06:41,872 --> 01:06:43,907
- "2816."
- 1302
- 01:06:49,478 --> 01:06:50,847
- Read me line 12.
- 1303
- 01:06:51,781 --> 01:06:53,117
- Jesus.
- 1304
- 01:06:53,350 --> 01:06:55,119
- Line 12. "Alveoli are clean."
- 1305
- 01:06:55,384 --> 01:06:57,621
- Wait, that means that there
- was no smoke in his lungs.
- 1306
- 01:06:58,154 --> 01:06:59,654
- - So how did he die?
- - That's the question.
- 1307
- 01:06:59,656 --> 01:07:01,625
- McDreamy, get over here.
- I need you to help me.
- 1308
- 01:07:01,924 --> 01:07:03,559
- Oh, God, what?
- 1309
- 01:07:04,761 --> 01:07:06,761
- Dude.
- 1310
- 01:07:06,763 --> 01:07:08,830
- I need you to check his
- taint for needle marks.
- 1311
- 01:07:08,832 --> 01:07:10,464
- You want me to check his taint?
- 1312
- 01:07:10,466 --> 01:07:12,299
- Don't be a baby. Lift his scrotum.
- 1313
- 01:07:12,301 --> 01:07:13,368
- Not touching the man's scrotum.
- 1314
- 01:07:13,370 --> 01:07:15,569
- Lift his ball sac and
- check for anything unusual.
- 1315
- 01:07:15,571 --> 01:07:16,973
- There's... Fuck.
- 1316
- 01:07:17,741 --> 01:07:19,841
- Oh, my God.
- 1317
- 01:07:24,580 --> 01:07:27,315
- - Dude, it's a taint, man, it's a taint.
- - You didn't even look.
- 1318
- 01:07:27,317 --> 01:07:28,719
- Ugh, my God.
- 1319
- 01:07:29,685 --> 01:07:32,554
- Dude, there's been gloves
- here literally the entire time.
- 1320
- 01:07:32,556 --> 01:07:35,893
- You didn't even say
- anything. Yeah... That...
- 1321
- 01:07:37,627 --> 01:07:41,064
- Oh, I'm going in.
- 1322
- 01:07:41,198 --> 01:07:42,730
- - All right.
- - Tell me what you see.
- 1323
- 01:07:42,732 --> 01:07:45,966
- Hair. Lots of hair.
- Definitely not a groomer.
- 1324
- 01:07:45,968 --> 01:07:48,070
- Get deeper. Lift the balls up higher.
- 1325
- 01:07:48,404 --> 01:07:51,174
- - And get closer.
- - Oh, God, it stinks.
- 1326
- 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,674
- I don't know, man. There's a big something.
- 1327
- 01:07:53,676 --> 01:07:55,511
- There's something. Oh, there is a hole.
- 1328
- 01:07:56,212 --> 01:07:58,148
- - That's just his butthole.
- - Smile.
- 1329
- 01:08:00,482 --> 01:08:03,350
- Good job, doc. I'm posting that.
- 1330
- 01:08:03,352 --> 01:08:05,822
- Do not post that. The Internet is forever.
- 1331
- 01:08:06,756 --> 01:08:08,759
- It's just a handful of ball sac.
- 1332
- 01:08:08,825 --> 01:08:10,594
- It's disgusting.
- 1333
- 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:12,762
- Oh, God.
- 1334
- 01:08:13,495 --> 01:08:15,696
- Dude, I can't take you
- seriously when the dick is out.
- 1335
- 01:08:15,698 --> 01:08:16,763
- Can you please just cover the dick?
- 1336
- 01:08:16,765 --> 01:08:18,365
- You cover the dick. I'm busy.
- 1337
- 01:08:20,470 --> 01:08:21,703
- All right, check this out.
- 1338
- 01:08:21,705 --> 01:08:24,905
- Cervical fractures of the fifth,
- sixth and seventh vertebrae.
- 1339
- 01:08:24,907 --> 01:08:27,677
- That's how he was killed. Broken neck.
- 1340
- 01:08:28,411 --> 01:08:29,477
- So, what? That could
- have happened any time.
- 1341
- 01:08:29,479 --> 01:08:31,579
- I mean, you jumped off
- the boat with him, right?
- 1342
- 01:08:31,581 --> 01:08:34,249
- You can literally swan
- dive down a flight of stairs
- 1343
- 01:08:34,251 --> 01:08:35,482
- and not break that many vertebrae.
- 1344
- 01:08:35,484 --> 01:08:37,554
- This was done on purpose.
- 1345
- 01:08:37,653 --> 01:08:39,553
- Why has no one else figured this out?
- 1346
- 01:08:39,555 --> 01:08:42,091
- What are you talking
- about? Figured what out?
- 1347
- 01:08:42,759 --> 01:08:44,392
- Broken neck in multiple places.
- 1348
- 01:08:44,394 --> 01:08:46,793
- No smoke in his lungs,
- which probably means he died
- 1349
- 01:08:46,795 --> 01:08:48,396
- before that boat was even on fire.
- 1350
- 01:08:48,398 --> 01:08:50,265
- The reason why no one has figured this out?
- 1351
- 01:08:50,267 --> 01:08:51,568
- It's murder.
- 1352
- 01:08:52,167 --> 01:08:53,935
- - And someone's covering it up.
- - Holy shit.
- 1353
- 01:08:53,937 --> 01:08:55,402
- In which case,
- 1354
- 01:08:55,404 --> 01:08:56,603
- I should go interrogate those girls.
- 1355
- 01:08:56,605 --> 01:08:58,940
- No, those girls were too high.
- They don't remember anything.
- 1356
- 01:08:58,942 --> 01:09:01,043
- All the more reason to investigate.
- 1357
- 01:09:02,679 --> 01:09:04,544
- Oh, shit. Someone's coming.
- 1358
- 01:09:04,546 --> 01:09:06,048
- - Hide. Hide!
- - Put him away.
- 1359
- 01:09:11,821 --> 01:09:13,588
- - What do we do now?
- - Now we hide.
- 1360
- 01:09:13,590 --> 01:09:15,726
- Hide? Where?
- 1361
- 01:09:19,996 --> 01:09:22,797
- I don't like confined spaces.
- 1362
- 01:09:22,799 --> 01:09:25,566
- This was a bad idea.
- 1363
- 01:09:25,568 --> 01:09:26,970
- Stop being a baby.
- 1364
- 01:09:27,304 --> 01:09:28,236
- Oh, my God!
- 1365
- 01:09:28,238 --> 01:09:30,304
- Shut your mouth. You're
- gonna get us caught.
- 1366
- 01:09:30,306 --> 01:09:31,972
- I'm laying on a dead old lady.
- 1367
- 01:09:31,974 --> 01:09:33,574
- Well, she's not going to
- bite you, for Christ's sakes.
- 1368
- 01:09:33,576 --> 01:09:34,676
- - Will you shut up?
- - Our drawers are empty.
- 1369
- 01:09:34,678 --> 01:09:35,643
- Why'd you pick that drawer?
- 1370
- 01:09:35,645 --> 01:09:37,878
- I'm the only one with a body in my drawer?
- 1371
- 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:38,847
- Shh. Shut up!
- 1372
- 01:09:38,849 --> 01:09:41,348
- She smells like cheese toast and chowder.
- 1373
- 01:09:41,350 --> 01:09:43,584
- Holy Christ. You just
- tickled another man's taint.
- 1374
- 01:09:43,586 --> 01:09:45,022
- Who gives a shit right now?
- 1375
- 01:09:50,426 --> 01:09:51,894
- This was a bad...
- 1376
- 01:09:52,562 --> 01:09:53,628
- Something just dripped on me.
- 1377
- 01:09:53,630 --> 01:09:55,097
- Shut your mouth.
- 1378
- 01:09:55,364 --> 01:09:56,597
- - What is it?
- - It's all right.
- 1379
- 01:09:56,599 --> 01:09:58,766
- Oh, my God.
- 1380
- 01:09:58,768 --> 01:10:01,002
- - It did it again.
- - Nothing's dripping on me.
- 1381
- 01:10:01,004 --> 01:10:04,004
- - Listen to me. Formaldehyde melts fat.
- - What?
- 1382
- 01:10:04,006 --> 01:10:06,673
- That's what's dripping on
- your face, necrotic liquid fat.
- 1383
- 01:10:06,675 --> 01:10:07,909
- Now will you shut the fuck up?
- 1384
- 01:10:07,911 --> 01:10:09,076
- What the fuck did you just say?
- 1385
- 01:10:09,078 --> 01:10:10,811
- Just sit back and shut up.
- 1386
- 01:10:10,813 --> 01:10:12,882
- Shh. Stop complaining.
- 1387
- 01:10:18,554 --> 01:10:20,056
- Guys, someone's coming. Be quiet.
- 1388
- 01:10:22,892 --> 01:10:24,328
- It's him.
- 1389
- 01:10:34,970 --> 01:10:36,503
- Rodriguez. It is him.
- 1390
- 01:10:36,505 --> 01:10:38,074
- You got the fake files?
- 1391
- 01:10:43,380 --> 01:10:44,445
- Relax.
- 1392
- 01:10:44,447 --> 01:10:46,713
- We're only here 'cause
- you broke his fucking neck.
- 1393
- 01:10:51,587 --> 01:10:52,686
- It's all good.
- 1394
- 01:10:53,590 --> 01:10:55,589
- - God damn it. Keep it together.
- - No!
- 1395
- 01:10:55,591 --> 01:10:57,525
- - Oh, shit.
- - That's it! I'm out!
- 1396
- 01:10:57,527 --> 01:10:59,096
- No. God damn it!
- 1397
- 01:11:00,996 --> 01:11:03,132
- - Shit!
- - Fuck.
- 1398
- 01:11:06,669 --> 01:11:07,901
- What do we do?
- 1399
- 01:11:24,621 --> 01:11:26,890
- Hey, gentlemen.
- 1400
- 01:11:26,956 --> 01:11:29,824
- Now that that's over, I'm
- gonna need those files.
- 1401
- 01:11:31,193 --> 01:11:32,459
- Shit.
- 1402
- 01:11:32,461 --> 01:11:35,495
- That must be my phone. I probably
- left it in the, uh, nap room.
- 1403
- 01:11:35,497 --> 01:11:37,967
- - Shit.
- - Fuck. Give me that phone.
- 1404
- 01:11:38,434 --> 01:11:40,034
- Shit!
- 1405
- 01:11:40,036 --> 01:11:41,938
- No, lifeguard.
- 1406
- 01:11:45,675 --> 01:11:47,878
- That was a cheap shot, man!
- 1407
- 01:11:52,782 --> 01:11:54,151
- Damn it.
- 1408
- 01:11:55,551 --> 01:11:56,584
- I'll get the car.
- 1409
- 01:11:56,586 --> 01:11:58,320
- All right, meet us on
- the far side of the park!
- 1410
- 01:11:58,487 --> 01:12:00,856
- - Come on, let's roll.
- - Mitch, hold up.
- 1411
- 01:12:01,457 --> 01:12:02,893
- Check this out.
- 1412
- 01:12:04,527 --> 01:12:07,093
- Excuse me. That's a very nice scooter.
- 1413
- 01:12:07,095 --> 01:12:08,862
- Have you ever seen the Olympics?
- 1414
- 01:12:08,864 --> 01:12:10,565
- Why are you grabbing me so tight?
- 1415
- 01:12:10,567 --> 01:12:11,865
- Why the fuck are you driving?
- 1416
- 01:12:11,867 --> 01:12:14,203
- Stay off the grass.
- It's freshly fertilized.
- 1417
- 01:12:14,604 --> 01:12:15,902
- Stay on the pathway.
- 1418
- 01:12:15,904 --> 01:12:17,672
- I'm on the path, man. They're right there!
- 1419
- 01:12:17,674 --> 01:12:18,906
- - Watch it, watch it!
- - Shut up!
- 1420
- 01:12:18,908 --> 01:12:21,008
- You got a beautiful border
- collie right there. Don't hit him!
- 1421
- 01:12:21,010 --> 01:12:22,543
- You do not respect anything.
- 1422
- 01:12:22,545 --> 01:12:25,079
- Whoa, whoa. Stop. Have some
- respect. Mommies and babies.
- 1423
- 01:12:25,081 --> 01:12:26,780
- - Mommies and babies.
- - Yeah, I see them.
- 1424
- 01:12:26,782 --> 01:12:28,915
- Go get them. Stay on the
- pathway. You get the white one.
- 1425
- 01:12:28,917 --> 01:12:30,953
- All right. You're just
- slowing me down, anyway.
- 1426
- 01:12:33,089 --> 01:12:34,958
- Give me the phone.
- 1427
- 01:12:39,996 --> 01:12:41,262
- Hey!
- 1428
- 01:12:59,916 --> 01:13:01,082
- Oh!
- 1429
- 01:13:01,084 --> 01:13:04,054
- Shit! Oh, my God. I can't
- believe I just did that.
- 1430
- 01:13:04,653 --> 01:13:07,154
- - I cannot believe I just did that!
- - Hey, Summer. Here. Hey.
- 1431
- 01:13:07,156 --> 01:13:09,359
- - Oh, my God!
- - Where's your phone?
- 1432
- 01:13:13,862 --> 01:13:15,161
- That's not my phone!
- 1433
- 01:13:15,163 --> 01:13:17,865
- - Summer, you okay?
- - That guy's got my phone.
- 1434
- 01:13:17,867 --> 01:13:20,470
- - Nice work!
- - Thanks!
- 1435
- 01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:25,175
- - Where'd he go?
- - Oh, shit.
- 1436
- 01:13:37,185 --> 01:13:38,285
- Mister, get off!
- 1437
- 01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,394
- Hey, Mitch, take this one.
- 1438
- 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:46,395
- Yeah. Thanks, Mikey.
- 1439
- 01:13:48,764 --> 01:13:50,866
- Hey, man, this is a wake-free zone!
- 1440
- 01:14:05,715 --> 01:14:07,017
- Hey! Oh!
- 1441
- 01:14:59,836 --> 01:15:02,005
- Hi, honey.
- 1442
- 01:15:02,639 --> 01:15:04,371
- I'm going to go get rid of the
- bad man that's in your house.
- 1443
- 01:15:04,373 --> 01:15:06,109
- Mmm. Eat your food.
- 1444
- 01:15:06,309 --> 01:15:08,078
- Why is he here?
- 1445
- 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,235
- I'm gonna need that phone.
- 1446
- 01:15:33,935 --> 01:15:35,305
- This phone?
- 1447
- 01:15:39,408 --> 01:15:42,077
- Whoops. Fuck your phone.
- 1448
- 01:15:42,745 --> 01:15:44,381
- Oh, you're going night-night, bitch.
- 1449
- 01:16:21,250 --> 01:16:22,953
- <i>I'm a pig.</i>
- 1450
- 01:16:23,019 --> 01:16:24,884
- Whoa, whoa, wait! Hey, hey.
- 1451
- 01:16:24,886 --> 01:16:26,219
- No baby pictures.
- 1452
- 01:16:26,221 --> 01:16:28,692
- - Have some class.
- - You're right.
- 1453
- 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,449
- It's bath time, shithead.
- 1454
- 01:16:56,452 --> 01:16:58,384
- All right, Ellerbee, what
- did we learn from the perps
- 1455
- 01:16:58,386 --> 01:16:59,486
- after the interrogation?
- 1456
- 01:16:59,488 --> 01:17:01,387
- The only perps here are you three.
- 1457
- 01:17:01,389 --> 01:17:04,357
- Okay, you turned the canals
- into the goddamned X Games.
- 1458
- 01:17:04,359 --> 01:17:07,262
- Yeah, that's 'cause we
- were in lifeguard pursuit.
- 1459
- 01:17:07,964 --> 01:17:09,532
- Oh, okay. My bad.
- 1460
- 01:17:10,632 --> 01:17:13,933
- Except for there's no fucking
- such thing as "lifeguard pursuit"!
- 1461
- 01:17:13,935 --> 01:17:15,134
- Police do pursuits!
- 1462
- 01:17:15,136 --> 01:17:19,108
- When you do it, it's just some
- guys chasing some other guys.
- 1463
- 01:17:19,274 --> 01:17:21,441
- - No offense.
- - None taken.
- 1464
- 01:17:21,443 --> 01:17:23,878
- Hey, what are you saying? You're
- just gonna let those guys walk?
- 1465
- 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:27,313
- Okay, um, how do I explain this
- so that you people understand?
- 1466
- 01:17:27,315 --> 01:17:28,650
- "You people"?
- 1467
- 01:17:29,385 --> 01:17:30,687
- "You people"?
- 1468
- 01:17:30,819 --> 01:17:32,285
- Oh, you don't get to say that.
- 1469
- 01:17:32,287 --> 01:17:33,689
- You're just tan.
- 1470
- 01:17:34,523 --> 01:17:36,625
- - Right on.
- - Come on, brother.
- 1471
- 01:17:37,225 --> 01:17:39,261
- Look, even if you were police,
- 1472
- 01:17:39,895 --> 01:17:41,395
- which you're not,
- 1473
- 01:17:41,397 --> 01:17:44,464
- and even if this was your
- jurisdiction, which it isn't,
- 1474
- 01:17:44,466 --> 01:17:47,901
- and even if you had
- probable cause to pursue,
- 1475
- 01:17:47,903 --> 01:17:49,706
- which you definitely don't,
- 1476
- 01:17:50,172 --> 01:17:52,207
- what you did would
- still be totally illegal.
- 1477
- 01:17:52,908 --> 01:17:55,511
- Okay, well, I mean, it's a good
- thing we're not police, then.
- 1478
- 01:17:55,877 --> 01:18:00,215
- It's like you purposely
- only hear 1% of what I say.
- 1479
- 01:18:01,550 --> 01:18:04,218
- Mitch, did you pull Brody off the beach
- 1480
- 01:18:04,220 --> 01:18:06,853
- to break into the medical
- examiner's office earlier today?
- 1481
- 01:18:06,855 --> 01:18:08,088
- Yeah, you bet I did.
- 1482
- 01:18:08,090 --> 01:18:09,923
- Absolutely, 100% and here's why.
- 1483
- 01:18:09,925 --> 01:18:12,927
- The Councilman's boating
- accident was no accident at all.
- 1484
- 01:18:12,929 --> 01:18:14,360
- He had no smoke in his lungs,
- 1485
- 01:18:14,362 --> 01:18:15,862
- his neck was broken in multiple places.
- 1486
- 01:18:15,864 --> 01:18:19,098
- Which means he was probably dead
- before that boat even caught on fire.
- 1487
- 01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:21,805
- And our investigation has found
- that all of this shady shit
- 1488
- 01:18:22,138 --> 01:18:23,706
- leads right back to the Huntley.
- 1489
- 01:18:23,939 --> 01:18:26,539
- You don't do investigations.
- You're lifeguards.
- 1490
- 01:18:26,541 --> 01:18:28,275
- Police do investigations.
- 1491
- 01:18:28,277 --> 01:18:29,543
- When you do it,
- 1492
- 01:18:29,545 --> 01:18:32,312
- it's just a bunch of guys
- investigating another bunch of guys.
- 1493
- 01:18:32,314 --> 01:18:34,380
- - No offense, you're included in that.
- - None taken.
- 1494
- 01:18:34,382 --> 01:18:37,250
- Do you have any proof of this conspiracy?
- 1495
- 01:18:37,252 --> 01:18:39,253
- Yeah, absolutely. We
- read the coroner's report.
- 1496
- 01:18:39,255 --> 01:18:41,856
- It's all in there before
- those other guys switched it.
- 1497
- 01:18:41,858 --> 01:18:44,357
- Yeah, and I recorded the
- whole thing on my cell phone.
- 1498
- 01:18:44,359 --> 01:18:46,429
- - Where's the cell phone?
- - They destroyed it.
- 1499
- 01:18:47,196 --> 01:18:49,362
- Oh. Okay.
- 1500
- 01:18:49,364 --> 01:18:52,533
- So the only evidence that
- you had was destroyed.
- 1501
- 01:18:52,535 --> 01:18:56,536
- Exactly. All the evidence... Pfft!
- 1502
- 01:18:56,538 --> 01:18:58,405
- Gone. Doesn't exist.
- 1503
- 01:18:58,407 --> 01:19:01,107
- They're bad guys and they
- don't want us to have it.
- 1504
- 01:19:01,109 --> 01:19:02,409
- Okay.
- 1505
- 01:19:02,411 --> 01:19:04,011
- Let me try to explain this to you
- 1506
- 01:19:04,013 --> 01:19:05,145
- in a way that you people can understand.
- 1507
- 01:19:05,147 --> 01:19:06,547
- "You people"? There it is again.
- 1508
- 01:19:06,549 --> 01:19:09,083
- - Hey, hey. Be cool.
- - There it is again.
- 1509
- 01:19:09,085 --> 01:19:10,250
- Just trying to figure out what the fuck was
- 1510
- 01:19:10,252 --> 01:19:11,352
- with "you people."
- 1511
- 01:19:11,354 --> 01:19:12,722
- All right, now, look.
- 1512
- 01:19:13,154 --> 01:19:17,193
- Leave law enforcement to the police. Okay?
- 1513
- 01:19:17,292 --> 01:19:21,563
- And you guys just do the
- jobs that I hired you to do.
- 1514
- 01:19:22,098 --> 01:19:24,464
- You remember? The lifeguarding stuff.
- 1515
- 01:19:24,466 --> 01:19:27,737
- - Splish, splash.
- - Otherwise, I'll fire you.
- 1516
- 01:19:29,604 --> 01:19:31,740
- Now I gotta go clean up
- this mess that you made.
- 1517
- 01:19:32,340 --> 01:19:33,742
- Boom.
- 1518
- 01:19:35,443 --> 01:19:39,414
- Obviously, you have every reason
- to be upset, and I apologize.
- 1519
- 01:19:48,090 --> 01:19:51,258
- So, do you always do the opposite
- of what people ask you to do?
- 1520
- 01:19:51,260 --> 01:19:53,796
- Because I don't know,
- man, it looks clear to me.
- 1521
- 01:19:54,330 --> 01:19:56,533
- Nice and quiet.
- 1522
- 01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:01,200
- No, man, you got to look closer. I knew it.
- 1523
- 01:20:01,202 --> 01:20:02,335
- Flynn's Seafood Company.
- 1524
- 01:20:02,337 --> 01:20:04,103
- What about Flynn's Seafood Company?
- 1525
- 01:20:04,105 --> 01:20:06,673
- They're the ones who supply all
- the fish to the Huntley Club, right?
- 1526
- 01:20:06,675 --> 01:20:09,310
- - So?
- - So the question is,
- 1527
- 01:20:09,312 --> 01:20:11,514
- who the fuck is Angelo?
- 1528
- 01:20:14,149 --> 01:20:15,950
- I saw barrels like that
- down in the Huntley,
- 1529
- 01:20:15,952 --> 01:20:17,517
- and now they're on the back of her yacht.
- 1530
- 01:20:17,519 --> 01:20:19,218
- Oh, my God. Mitch, you're impossible.
- 1531
- 01:20:19,220 --> 01:20:21,454
- My gut says there's some
- bad shit going on over there,
- 1532
- 01:20:21,456 --> 01:20:23,624
- and my balls say we need to
- go over there and check it out.
- 1533
- 01:20:23,626 --> 01:20:25,159
- - Yeah. Your balls said that?
- - Yes, they did.
- 1534
- 01:20:25,161 --> 01:20:26,526
- 'Cause my balls say,
- 1535
- 01:20:26,528 --> 01:20:27,762
- "Hey, just take it easy
- right here. Just chill."
- 1536
- 01:20:27,764 --> 01:20:30,567
- Why the fuck do your balls
- sound like three-year-old girls?
- 1537
- 01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:32,868
- I don't know, man.
- That's just how they talk.
- 1538
- 01:20:33,702 --> 01:20:35,201
- But they're wise.
- 1539
- 01:20:35,203 --> 01:20:36,402
- Well, tell your shriveled, wise balls
- 1540
- 01:20:36,404 --> 01:20:38,975
- we're going to the Huntley to
- see what's in those barrels.
- 1541
- 01:20:43,078 --> 01:20:45,545
- Dude, we are penetrating
- the shit out of this place.
- 1542
- 01:20:45,547 --> 01:20:46,646
- No, I think it's "infiltrate."
- 1543
- 01:20:46,648 --> 01:20:48,214
- That's what we want to do. To infiltrate.
- 1544
- 01:20:48,216 --> 01:20:50,217
- You know they're gonna be looking for us.
- 1545
- 01:20:50,219 --> 01:20:51,517
- That's why we're going undercover.
- 1546
- 01:20:51,519 --> 01:20:53,322
- Undercover? In disguise?
- 1547
- 01:20:59,562 --> 01:21:00,963
- Remember. Undercover.
- 1548
- 01:21:01,529 --> 01:21:03,365
- - Undercover, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1549
- 01:21:40,469 --> 01:21:42,569
- Check it out. I'm undercover.
- 1550
- 01:21:42,571 --> 01:21:44,137
- Yeah. A little too undercover.
- 1551
- 01:21:44,139 --> 01:21:45,239
- Why the fuck are you wearing makeup, dude?
- 1552
- 01:21:45,241 --> 01:21:47,473
- What do you mean, why the
- heck am I wearing makeup?
- 1553
- 01:21:47,475 --> 01:21:49,243
- - It's a little much.
- - What was I supposed to do?
- 1554
- 01:21:49,245 --> 01:21:51,411
- Well, what we're supposed to
- do is find the fucking flakka.
- 1555
- 01:21:51,413 --> 01:21:53,783
- - Oh, my God.
- - Angelo's Fish Company. There it is.
- 1556
- 01:21:54,149 --> 01:21:55,449
- You are so selfish.
- 1557
- 01:21:55,451 --> 01:21:56,784
- You think this was easy?
- 1558
- 01:21:56,786 --> 01:21:58,384
- It's very impressive, princess.
- 1559
- 01:21:58,386 --> 01:22:00,456
- But please shut the fuck up and focus.
- 1560
- 01:22:08,296 --> 01:22:09,599
- Come on.
- 1561
- 01:22:18,773 --> 01:22:21,307
- - Holy shit.
- - Whoa.
- 1562
- 01:22:21,309 --> 01:22:23,811
- Can't believe Leeds is doing
- that shit during the day.
- 1563
- 01:22:25,081 --> 01:22:26,716
- Yeah. That takes balls.
- 1564
- 01:22:28,651 --> 01:22:29,716
- Holy shit.
- 1565
- 01:22:29,718 --> 01:22:31,520
- It's like <i>Breaking Bad</i> in there.
- 1566
- 01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:33,723
- Yeah, dude, <i>Breaking Bad.</i>
- 1567
- 01:22:34,723 --> 01:22:37,356
- - You were right.
- - Yeah, I was right.
- 1568
- 01:22:38,493 --> 01:22:39,726
- Let's get him in!
- 1569
- 01:22:39,728 --> 01:22:41,328
- - I got here.
- - Right.
- 1570
- 01:22:41,330 --> 01:22:43,498
- - Yep.
- - We're good.
- 1571
- 01:22:45,733 --> 01:22:47,734
- - Grab his other leg.
- - Got it.
- 1572
- 01:22:48,770 --> 01:22:50,340
- Get a stretcher ready.
- 1573
- 01:22:53,709 --> 01:22:56,543
- Yeah, this is the police.
- How can I help you, lifeguard?
- 1574
- 01:22:56,545 --> 01:22:58,811
- Ellerbee, you got to get
- down to the Huntley ASAP.
- 1575
- 01:22:58,813 --> 01:23:00,513
- We found the drugs.
- 1576
- 01:23:00,515 --> 01:23:02,316
- Yeah, that sounds great, Mitch,
- 1577
- 01:23:02,318 --> 01:23:04,651
- but right now I'm busy
- dealing with another dead body.
- 1578
- 01:23:04,653 --> 01:23:07,286
- <i>Oh, and this one's on your
- beach. Did you hear that?</i>
- 1579
- 01:23:07,288 --> 01:23:09,823
- First a councilman and now a shark attack.
- 1580
- 01:23:09,825 --> 01:23:11,357
- That's crazy.
- 1581
- 01:23:11,359 --> 01:23:12,758
- Lifeguard coming through.
- 1582
- 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:14,561
- You're still calling this
- your jurisdiction, right?
- 1583
- 01:23:14,563 --> 01:23:16,699
- <i>We haven't had a dead body
- on the beach in years.</i>
- 1584
- 01:23:17,132 --> 01:23:18,466
- <i>But this has got to be
- connected to the Huntley.</i>
- 1585
- 01:23:18,468 --> 01:23:20,801
- We found the drugs here. I'm
- telling you. They're behind this.
- 1586
- 01:23:20,803 --> 01:23:23,803
- Mitch, it's Thorpe, your boss.
- 1587
- 01:23:23,805 --> 01:23:26,440
- Look, stop with the Huntley crap, okay?
- 1588
- 01:23:26,442 --> 01:23:28,342
- And don't even come down
- here. We don't need you.
- 1589
- 01:23:28,344 --> 01:23:29,776
- Just meet me back at headquarters.
- 1590
- 01:23:29,778 --> 01:23:33,048
- Right now I gotta deal with
- your new publicity nightmare.
- 1591
- 01:23:33,648 --> 01:23:34,882
- Fuck!
- 1592
- 01:23:34,884 --> 01:23:36,049
- <i>Emerald Bay is
- reeling this afternoon</i>
- 1593
- 01:23:36,051 --> 01:23:39,152
- <i>from the shocking discovery
- of another dead body.</i>
- 1594
- 01:23:39,154 --> 01:23:41,454
- <i>But in the wake of the recent
- death of Councilman Rodriguez,</i>
- 1595
- 01:23:41,456 --> 01:23:43,490
- <i>the locals here want answers.</i>
- 1596
- 01:23:43,492 --> 01:23:47,261
- <i>I can't believe that no
- one was at Tower One.</i>
- 1597
- 01:23:47,263 --> 01:23:48,864
- I don't even know what to say.
- 1598
- 01:23:49,764 --> 01:23:51,464
- Whose shift was it?
- 1599
- 01:23:51,466 --> 01:23:53,469
- Sir, it was mine.
- 1600
- 01:23:54,236 --> 01:23:55,502
- And where were you?
- 1601
- 01:23:55,504 --> 01:23:58,172
- Stalking one of the most
- prominent women in Emerald Bay?
- 1602
- 01:23:58,174 --> 01:24:00,740
- Blatantly disregarding your jurisdiction?
- 1603
- 01:24:00,742 --> 01:24:02,776
- Sir, I only stepped away
- to check out the Huntley
- 1604
- 01:24:02,778 --> 01:24:04,878
- - and find the flakka.
- - I warned you.
- 1605
- 01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:06,879
- I warned you about sticking to your job.
- 1606
- 01:24:06,881 --> 01:24:08,182
- This wasn't even Mitch's fault.
- 1607
- 01:24:08,184 --> 01:24:09,883
- You leave me no choice.
- 1608
- 01:24:09,885 --> 01:24:11,051
- You're done.
- 1609
- 01:24:11,053 --> 01:24:13,719
- I want you off the beach.
- I'm putting Brody in charge.
- 1610
- 01:24:13,721 --> 01:24:16,289
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. No way.
- 1611
- 01:24:16,291 --> 01:24:17,591
- There's not a chance... Hey...
- 1612
- 01:24:17,593 --> 01:24:18,993
- You can do this in your sleep.
- 1613
- 01:24:18,995 --> 01:24:21,195
- That's not what I'm saying. I
- don't want the position. I don't...
- 1614
- 01:24:21,197 --> 01:24:23,262
- You have two gold medals, okay?
- 1615
- 01:24:23,264 --> 01:24:25,966
- You're like the Stephen
- Hawking of swimming,
- 1616
- 01:24:25,968 --> 01:24:28,602
- minus the total paralysis part.
- 1617
- 01:24:28,604 --> 01:24:30,904
- Unless you want me to
- replace you with someone else.
- 1618
- 01:24:30,906 --> 01:24:33,707
- With all due respect, that job
- should go to Stephanie Holden.
- 1619
- 01:24:33,709 --> 01:24:35,441
- She knows the bay better than anyone.
- 1620
- 01:24:35,443 --> 01:24:38,613
- I'm no longer interested
- in your opinion, Buchannon.
- 1621
- 01:24:38,913 --> 01:24:40,449
- Dismissed.
- 1622
- 01:24:46,487 --> 01:24:48,924
- Brody. Brody, hang back.
- 1623
- 01:24:49,457 --> 01:24:51,258
- Okay, it's just me and you now.
- 1624
- 01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:53,826
- If you can help me keep
- your new pals in line,
- 1625
- 01:24:53,828 --> 01:24:55,728
- I can make sure that you stick around here
- 1626
- 01:24:55,730 --> 01:24:57,600
- for a long, long time.
- 1627
- 01:24:57,933 --> 01:25:00,936
- And if you don't, your
- probation could get fucked up.
- 1628
- 01:25:04,739 --> 01:25:06,339
- - Good talk, Brody.
- - Okay.
- 1629
- 01:25:06,341 --> 01:25:08,877
- You're my dawg, right?
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- 1630
- 01:25:09,444 --> 01:25:10,880
- Bring it in.
- 1631
- 01:25:11,813 --> 01:25:13,682
- I fucked it up.
- 1632
- 01:25:15,651 --> 01:25:17,520
- Turn in your trunks, Mitch.
- 1633
- 01:25:21,023 --> 01:25:22,557
- I'm going to go.
- 1634
- 01:25:27,763 --> 01:25:29,495
- What, you think that I wanted this?
- 1635
- 01:25:29,497 --> 01:25:30,963
- - It kinda looks like you did.
- - What?
- 1636
- 01:25:30,965 --> 01:25:32,633
- If anyone should get the
- job it should be Stephanie.
- 1637
- 01:25:32,635 --> 01:25:34,070
- No shit. I couldn't agree more.
- 1638
- 01:25:34,769 --> 01:25:35,869
- What would you have done?
- 1639
- 01:25:35,871 --> 01:25:37,670
- I wouldn't have taken the job,
- 1640
- 01:25:37,672 --> 01:25:39,005
- even if they'd offered it to me.
- 1641
- 01:25:39,007 --> 01:25:40,807
- It was not an offer, it was a trap.
- 1642
- 01:25:40,809 --> 01:25:43,112
- Guys, guys, come on. Please.
- 1643
- 01:25:43,679 --> 01:25:45,378
- All right? I need you
- to work together to help.
- 1644
- 01:25:45,380 --> 01:25:48,548
- Bieber here figure out why
- there's a dead body on our beach,
- 1645
- 01:25:48,550 --> 01:25:51,254
- and how Leeds is bringing
- in drugs to the bay.
- 1646
- 01:25:57,925 --> 01:25:59,661
- Good luck.
- 1647
- 01:26:03,698 --> 01:26:04,998
- Mitch.
- 1648
- 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:06,769
- Yo, Mitch!
- 1649
- 01:26:15,544 --> 01:26:17,113
- I'm sorry.
- 1650
- 01:26:26,854 --> 01:26:28,757
- I want you to have something.
- 1651
- 01:26:29,858 --> 01:26:31,227
- My mentor gave me this.
- 1652
- 01:26:31,727 --> 01:26:33,895
- It's the keys to Lifeguard Tower One.
- 1653
- 01:26:36,564 --> 01:26:37,899
- Your new post.
- 1654
- 01:26:38,334 --> 01:26:40,036
- No. I'm not ready.
- 1655
- 01:26:40,903 --> 01:26:42,638
- I'm not ready for this, man.
- 1656
- 01:26:42,737 --> 01:26:44,272
- They need you.
- 1657
- 01:27:01,357 --> 01:27:04,627
- <i>Hi, Mitch. Just checking
- in on you again.</i>
- 1658
- 01:27:04,727 --> 01:27:06,993
- <i>Uh, please call us back.
- We're worried about you.</i>
- 1659
- 01:27:09,364 --> 01:27:10,463
- No, thanks, man.
- 1660
- 01:27:12,734 --> 01:27:14,036
- Excuse me, ma'am...
- 1661
- 01:27:32,755 --> 01:27:35,054
- <i>Yo, Mitch. It's Brody.</i>
- 1662
- 01:27:35,056 --> 01:27:37,758
- <i>I hit you on the C.B., so
- I know you're listening.</i>
- 1663
- 01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:42,094
- <i>I hope you haven't gone crazy and
- started eating carbs or something.</i>
- 1664
- 01:27:42,096 --> 01:27:45,067
- <i>Everyone says hi. Come back, man.</i>
- 1665
- 01:27:45,134 --> 01:27:47,269
- <i>I could really use
- your help, brother.</i>
- 1666
- 01:28:03,618 --> 01:28:06,719
- You know, well, it all depends
- on the data plan that you want.
- 1667
- 01:28:06,721 --> 01:28:07,922
- Internet, everything like that?
- 1668
- 01:28:08,489 --> 01:28:10,723
- Oh, it's all fantastic
- with the Internet, sure.
- 1669
- 01:28:10,725 --> 01:28:12,959
- It's Internet-savvy in function
- 1670
- 01:28:12,961 --> 01:28:14,494
- - and there's broadband...
- - All right.
- 1671
- 01:28:14,496 --> 01:28:15,795
- you gotta have that. Yeah, sure.
- 1672
- 01:28:15,797 --> 01:28:20,433
- Samsung has all the capabilities
- of the I.T. process, and, uh...
- 1673
- 01:28:20,435 --> 01:28:22,238
- Mind if I cut in for a second?
- 1674
- 01:28:22,970 --> 01:28:24,103
- What are you doing here?
- 1675
- 01:28:24,105 --> 01:28:25,972
- I'm here to remind you who you are.
- 1676
- 01:28:29,577 --> 01:28:31,177
- Come on, buddy.
- 1677
- 01:28:31,179 --> 01:28:33,114
- Snap out of it!
- 1678
- 01:28:35,951 --> 01:28:37,386
- Shoes?
- 1679
- 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:40,820
- You're wearing worker man shoes?
- 1680
- 01:28:40,822 --> 01:28:43,091
- Really, how far have you fallen?
- 1681
- 01:28:43,459 --> 01:28:45,728
- - Far.
- - I'd love to buy a...
- 1682
- 01:28:46,828 --> 01:28:48,930
- - Mitch?
- - Yes, Mitch.
- 1683
- 01:28:49,465 --> 01:28:50,896
- Come on, man.
- 1684
- 01:28:50,898 --> 01:28:53,268
- You don't just protect the bay.
- 1685
- 01:28:53,969 --> 01:28:55,371
- You are the bay.
- 1686
- 01:28:55,903 --> 01:28:58,407
- Mitch, the bay needs you.
- 1687
- 01:29:10,818 --> 01:29:13,988
- Hey, do you guys know of
- any good bars around here?
- 1688
- 01:29:17,992 --> 01:29:20,496
- Hey, do you guys know
- where you can rent a bike?
- 1689
- 01:29:20,761 --> 01:29:21,794
- Oh, yeah, right up that way.
- 1690
- 01:29:21,796 --> 01:29:22,862
- - This way?
- - Uh-huh.
- 1691
- 01:29:22,864 --> 01:29:23,798
- Not too far away.
- 1692
- 01:29:23,800 --> 01:29:25,267
- All right, cool. Thank you, guys.
- 1693
- 01:29:27,669 --> 01:29:29,371
- Sand grifters.
- 1694
- 01:29:42,783 --> 01:29:44,784
- Get the fuck out of here! This is my beach!
- 1695
- 01:29:44,786 --> 01:29:46,989
- All right, we're out of here!
- 1696
- 01:29:47,221 --> 01:29:49,759
- Whoa! Did you see that?
- 1697
- 01:30:03,170 --> 01:30:04,404
- Hey.
- 1698
- 01:30:04,406 --> 01:30:06,976
- You guys want to help me
- figure out whose stuff this is?
- 1699
- 01:30:07,075 --> 01:30:10,145
- Yo, this cooler is... Cool.
- 1700
- 01:30:12,980 --> 01:30:14,079
- Yo, Ellerbee?
- 1701
- 01:30:14,081 --> 01:30:15,949
- What's up, man? How you doing?
- 1702
- 01:30:15,951 --> 01:30:19,785
- Oh, Lieutenant Brody!
- What you got in the cooler?
- 1703
- 01:30:19,787 --> 01:30:22,222
- Black market organs from
- the Boogie Board Bandits?
- 1704
- 01:30:22,224 --> 01:30:24,624
- Oh, you mean this?
- 1705
- 01:30:24,626 --> 01:30:25,959
- No, no.
- 1706
- 01:30:25,961 --> 01:30:27,793
- This is actually for you.
- 1707
- 01:30:27,795 --> 01:30:29,963
- You see, I'm not Mitch, right?
- 1708
- 01:30:29,965 --> 01:30:31,263
- I know my place.
- 1709
- 01:30:31,265 --> 01:30:34,068
- I'm just a lifeguard. And that's it.
- 1710
- 01:30:34,970 --> 01:30:36,703
- I just want to make sure that you and I
- 1711
- 01:30:36,705 --> 01:30:38,605
- start out on the right foot. That's it.
- 1712
- 01:30:38,607 --> 01:30:43,045
- So I went ahead and got something
- a little bit special for you.
- 1713
- 01:30:43,178 --> 01:30:46,448
- Which is a double-chocolate
- smoothie from Chen's.
- 1714
- 01:30:47,983 --> 01:30:49,552
- - A double-chocolate smoothie?
- - Yeah.
- 1715
- 01:30:50,586 --> 01:30:51,985
- - From Chen's?
- - They're the best.
- 1716
- 01:30:51,987 --> 01:30:53,489
- You know, I shouldn't.
- 1717
- 01:30:54,188 --> 01:30:55,957
- But it is my cheat day.
- 1718
- 01:30:58,894 --> 01:31:00,627
- It's your cheat day.
- 1719
- 01:31:00,629 --> 01:31:01,997
- Exactly.
- 1720
- 01:31:02,296 --> 01:31:03,730
- And by the way, I went ahead and added
- 1721
- 01:31:03,732 --> 01:31:05,868
- that extra protein for you, dawg.
- 1722
- 01:31:06,667 --> 01:31:07,734
- Oh, my man.
- 1723
- 01:31:07,736 --> 01:31:08,767
- I know you're trying to keep up.
- 1724
- 01:31:08,769 --> 01:31:09,936
- Yeah, man.
- 1725
- 01:31:23,751 --> 01:31:25,186
- Summer.
- 1726
- 01:31:25,754 --> 01:31:28,187
- Hey, Summer.
- 1727
- 01:31:30,058 --> 01:31:31,393
- Come on, Summer.
- 1728
- 01:31:35,663 --> 01:31:37,899
- I think I found something big here, okay?
- 1729
- 01:31:38,233 --> 01:31:39,535
- I really need your help.
- 1730
- 01:31:42,037 --> 01:31:43,372
- Please?
- 1731
- 01:31:45,239 --> 01:31:46,673
- You took marine biology, right?
- 1732
- 01:31:46,675 --> 01:31:47,977
- Yeah.
- 1733
- 01:31:48,076 --> 01:31:50,479
- Look at these. Tell me what you think.
- 1734
- 01:31:50,946 --> 01:31:53,983
- Do these look like shark bites to you?
- 1735
- 01:31:54,683 --> 01:31:55,781
- Huh.
- 1736
- 01:31:55,783 --> 01:31:57,651
- No, they don't all look like shark bites.
- 1737
- 01:31:57,653 --> 01:31:59,084
- Hey, let me take a look.
- 1738
- 01:32:01,223 --> 01:32:02,856
- Oh, God, I can't deal with blood.
- 1739
- 01:32:02,858 --> 01:32:05,628
- I mean, that one might be.
- 1740
- 01:32:06,428 --> 01:32:07,927
- Those definitely are not.
- 1741
- 01:32:07,929 --> 01:32:10,032
- So they could be, like, knife wounds.
- 1742
- 01:32:10,098 --> 01:32:11,400
- Yeah, maybe.
- 1743
- 01:32:13,801 --> 01:32:15,104
- Oh, my God, that's Dave!
- 1744
- 01:32:16,071 --> 01:32:17,506
- - Oh, my God.
- - What?
- 1745
- 01:32:17,973 --> 01:32:19,673
- Hey, stop looking at the picture, dude.
- 1746
- 01:32:19,675 --> 01:32:20,940
- Ronnie, Ronnie, what did you just say?
- 1747
- 01:32:20,942 --> 01:32:22,142
- - That's Dave.
- - Who's Dave?
- 1748
- 01:32:22,144 --> 01:32:23,243
- I used to work with him.
- 1749
- 01:32:23,245 --> 01:32:24,410
- What do you mean? Doing what?
- 1750
- 01:32:24,412 --> 01:32:26,279
- Tech stuff.
- 1751
- 01:32:26,281 --> 01:32:28,147
- - You wouldn't understand.
- - I would understand!
- 1752
- 01:32:28,149 --> 01:32:29,214
- What kind of tech stuff?
- 1753
- 01:32:29,216 --> 01:32:30,749
- Holy shit! That's it.
- 1754
- 01:32:30,751 --> 01:32:32,218
- Dave told me that he was working with Leeds
- 1755
- 01:32:32,220 --> 01:32:34,053
- on something for the Huntley.
- 1756
- 01:32:34,055 --> 01:32:36,222
- Oh, my God. Fucking Mitch was right.
- 1757
- 01:32:36,224 --> 01:32:39,726
- Both of these bodies were
- dead before they hit the water.
- 1758
- 01:32:39,728 --> 01:32:41,061
- Mitch got set up.
- 1759
- 01:32:41,063 --> 01:32:44,099
- Leeds got rid of him
- and we're probably next.
- 1760
- 01:32:44,366 --> 01:32:45,397
- Shit.
- 1761
- 01:32:45,399 --> 01:32:47,200
- Ronnie, um, I need your help.
- 1762
- 01:32:47,202 --> 01:32:48,701
- - No.
- - Yes.
- 1763
- 01:32:48,703 --> 01:32:49,968
- - No.
- - Yes.
- 1764
- 01:32:49,970 --> 01:32:52,038
- - Uh-uh.
- - Yes. Please?
- 1765
- 01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:53,772
- - Okay, fine.
- - We really appreciate it.
- 1766
- 01:32:53,774 --> 01:32:55,874
- Because as much as I know about laptops,
- 1767
- 01:32:55,876 --> 01:32:57,377
- I don't know shit about computers.
- 1768
- 01:32:59,814 --> 01:33:02,347
- Uh, so Dave had access to Leeds's server.
- 1769
- 01:33:02,349 --> 01:33:04,049
- Uh, her server, you mean her network.
- 1770
- 01:33:04,051 --> 01:33:05,352
- Yeah, her network. That's what I meant.
- 1771
- 01:33:05,354 --> 01:33:09,254
- Okay. So we just take a flash
- drive and we plug it in, you know.
- 1772
- 01:33:09,256 --> 01:33:12,258
- Get into her cloud and then
- steal all her cookies, right?
- 1773
- 01:33:12,260 --> 01:33:13,258
- And then we're...
- 1774
- 01:33:13,260 --> 01:33:15,965
- Straight through the firewall.
- 1775
- 01:33:16,297 --> 01:33:18,397
- Literally none of what
- you said made any sense.
- 1776
- 01:33:18,399 --> 01:33:19,298
- Straight over the firewall.
- 1777
- 01:33:19,300 --> 01:33:20,400
- It's not like a physical thing you do.
- 1778
- 01:33:20,402 --> 01:33:22,401
- Okay, I don't know what I'm
- talking about here, dude.
- 1779
- 01:33:22,403 --> 01:33:24,605
- - Just... Can you do it?
- - Yeah, it's done.
- 1780
- 01:33:24,739 --> 01:33:25,905
- It's been done this entire time?
- 1781
- 01:33:25,907 --> 01:33:27,173
- - Yeah, man.
- - Oh, shit,
- 1782
- 01:33:27,175 --> 01:33:28,240
- well, what did we find?
- 1783
- 01:33:28,242 --> 01:33:29,441
- We found a lot of dirt.
- 1784
- 01:33:29,443 --> 01:33:32,213
- Drug dirt, real estate dirt, yacht dirt.
- 1785
- 01:33:32,480 --> 01:33:34,213
- "Dirt"?
- 1786
- 01:33:34,215 --> 01:33:35,981
- What the hell are we supposed
- to do with dirt, Ronnie?
- 1787
- 01:33:35,983 --> 01:33:37,217
- I meant evidence.
- 1788
- 01:33:37,219 --> 01:33:38,418
- - Oh, evidence.
- - Evidence.
- 1789
- 01:33:38,420 --> 01:33:40,253
- Well, why didn't you say so, man?
- 1790
- 01:33:40,255 --> 01:33:42,591
- - Heck, yeah!
- - Thank God you're pretty.
- 1791
- 01:33:43,358 --> 01:33:45,260
- I'm really proud of you, man.
- 1792
- 01:33:47,194 --> 01:33:48,895
- <i>Guys, we did some digging.</i>
- 1793
- 01:33:48,897 --> 01:33:50,829
- And Mitch was right.
- 1794
- 01:33:50,831 --> 01:33:53,668
- The Huntley is a front
- for a giant drug operation.
- 1795
- 01:33:53,801 --> 01:33:56,168
- But I figured out it's
- not about drugs for Leeds,
- 1796
- 01:33:56,170 --> 01:33:57,936
- it's about real estate.
- 1797
- 01:33:57,938 --> 01:34:00,141
- And she's planning on making
- the entire bay private.
- 1798
- 01:34:01,475 --> 01:34:04,009
- - Yeah, but the town would never let her.
- - Yes, it will.
- 1799
- 01:34:04,011 --> 01:34:06,445
- Because she has every single
- politician in this town
- 1800
- 01:34:06,447 --> 01:34:07,480
- on her payroll.
- 1801
- 01:34:07,482 --> 01:34:08,981
- Rodriguez, the taint guy.
- 1802
- 01:34:08,983 --> 01:34:11,049
- - What about the business owners?
- - Yeah.
- 1803
- 01:34:11,051 --> 01:34:13,919
- Well, most of them sold out and
- signed away their properties.
- 1804
- 01:34:13,921 --> 01:34:15,821
- Leeds blackmailed the ones who didn't
- 1805
- 01:34:15,823 --> 01:34:18,024
- and used Dave to help
- hack into their accounts.
- 1806
- 01:34:18,026 --> 01:34:20,526
- I mean, she's like some sort
- of modern-day J. Edgar Hoover.
- 1807
- 01:34:20,528 --> 01:34:21,895
- The vacuum guy.
- 1808
- 01:34:21,897 --> 01:34:23,128
- No.
- 1809
- 01:34:23,130 --> 01:34:25,298
- But there was one holdout.
- 1810
- 01:34:25,300 --> 01:34:27,200
- - Who?
- - Chen.
- 1811
- 01:34:27,202 --> 01:34:29,002
- And if anything happens to him,
- 1812
- 01:34:29,004 --> 01:34:31,039
- his property goes back to the city.
- 1813
- 01:34:32,474 --> 01:34:33,972
- Who do you think they're gonna sell it to?
- 1814
- 01:34:33,974 --> 01:34:36,209
- - We have to warn him.
- - I tried.
- 1815
- 01:34:36,211 --> 01:34:38,444
- - No one's seen him for days.
- - What?
- 1816
- 01:34:38,446 --> 01:34:41,347
- But Leeds is having a
- party on her yacht tonight.
- 1817
- 01:34:41,349 --> 01:34:44,286
- I guarantee you, she found a way
- to get that guy into her boat.
- 1818
- 01:34:45,220 --> 01:34:47,156
- Which is why we're gonna go to that party.
- 1819
- 01:34:48,355 --> 01:34:49,489
- What?
- 1820
- 01:34:49,491 --> 01:34:52,825
- Summer, you and I are
- going to find the flakka.
- 1821
- 01:34:52,827 --> 01:34:54,561
- You guys find Chen.
- 1822
- 01:34:54,563 --> 01:34:56,862
- Will it work? Maybe.
- 1823
- 01:34:56,864 --> 01:34:58,964
- Will there be some surprises along the way?
- 1824
- 01:34:58,966 --> 01:35:00,499
- Abso-fucking-lutely.
- 1825
- 01:35:00,501 --> 01:35:02,403
- Is anyone going to die?
- 1826
- 01:35:03,004 --> 01:35:06,039
- I don't know. Maybe Ronnie.
- 1827
- 01:35:06,041 --> 01:35:07,173
- Sorry, what?
- 1828
- 01:35:07,175 --> 01:35:09,344
- But we are Baywatch.
- 1829
- 01:35:11,145 --> 01:35:12,613
- We save lives.
- 1830
- 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:15,283
- I know because you guys saved mine.
- 1831
- 01:35:17,352 --> 01:35:19,587
- Let's go kick that bitch's ass.
- 1832
- 01:35:20,221 --> 01:35:22,120
- - Let's do it.
- - For Mitch.
- 1833
- 01:35:41,542 --> 01:35:43,244
- Thank you.
- 1834
- 01:35:46,380 --> 01:35:49,182
- - Lifeguards, this is a surprise.
- - Oh, hi!
- 1835
- 01:35:49,184 --> 01:35:53,285
- Victoria, we wanted to come
- here in person and tell you
- 1836
- 01:35:53,287 --> 01:35:56,222
- how excited we are to be working with you
- 1837
- 01:35:56,224 --> 01:35:59,494
- instead of against you, now that, um...
- 1838
- 01:36:00,127 --> 01:36:01,994
- - Now that...
- - Mitch is gone.
- 1839
- 01:36:01,996 --> 01:36:05,597
- He's gone, so all we care
- about now is protecting the bay.
- 1840
- 01:36:05,599 --> 01:36:07,600
- And we know you feel the same.
- 1841
- 01:36:07,602 --> 01:36:09,872
- Oh, I do.
- 1842
- 01:36:10,037 --> 01:36:11,905
- I always knew I liked you two.
- 1843
- 01:36:14,142 --> 01:36:17,179
- - Enjoy the party.
- - You look amazing, by the way.
- 1844
- 01:36:17,479 --> 01:36:20,149
- Well, someone has to.
- 1845
- 01:36:29,189 --> 01:36:32,057
- What? What are you wearing?
- Where are your sleeves?
- 1846
- 01:36:32,059 --> 01:36:33,426
- Listen, I know where the flakka is.
- 1847
- 01:36:33,428 --> 01:36:34,660
- What, where? Under the boat?
- 1848
- 01:36:34,662 --> 01:36:36,094
- Yeah. Potentially.
- 1849
- 01:36:36,096 --> 01:36:37,533
- Please don't die.
- 1850
- 01:36:38,032 --> 01:36:39,332
- Do you think we should kiss?
- 1851
- 01:36:39,334 --> 01:36:40,400
- I think we should kiss.
- 1852
- 01:36:40,402 --> 01:36:43,172
- Otherwise, we may never know
- 1853
- 01:36:44,139 --> 01:36:46,204
- what it was like. If I die...
- 1854
- 01:36:46,206 --> 01:36:47,875
- Maybe we should talk about it later.
- 1855
- 01:36:50,211 --> 01:36:51,043
- It was worth a try.
- 1856
- 01:36:51,045 --> 01:36:52,814
- - It was a good try.
- - Ah, fuck. All right.
- 1857
- 01:36:56,251 --> 01:36:57,616
- Okay.
- 1858
- 01:36:57,618 --> 01:37:00,255
- Don't do anything too stupid.
- 1859
- 01:37:00,554 --> 01:37:01,856
- I won't.
- 1860
- 01:38:00,047 --> 01:38:01,179
- Summer. Summer!
- 1861
- 01:38:01,181 --> 01:38:02,347
- Yeah, hey.
- 1862
- 01:38:02,349 --> 01:38:04,417
- She's been smuggling it under
- the boat this entire time.
- 1863
- 01:38:04,419 --> 01:38:06,387
- - No shit?
- - We have to let Mitch know.
- 1864
- 01:38:06,653 --> 01:38:07,852
- Okay, yeah.
- 1865
- 01:38:07,854 --> 01:38:09,925
- But Mitch hasn't answered
- the phone since he was fired.
- 1866
- 01:38:10,291 --> 01:38:11,593
- Ah, fuck.
- 1867
- 01:38:12,493 --> 01:38:13,593
- The C.B.! Use the C.B.
- 1868
- 01:38:13,595 --> 01:38:15,527
- - He's always listening on the C.B.
- - Okay, yeah.
- 1869
- 01:38:15,529 --> 01:38:18,030
- Tell him, Brody found the flakka
- 1870
- 01:38:18,032 --> 01:38:21,633
- and that he needs to meet
- us at the marina at 0900.
- 1871
- 01:38:21,635 --> 01:38:24,803
- 0900 is 9:00 a.m., so
- 9:00 p.m. would be 2100.
- 1872
- 01:38:24,805 --> 01:38:27,539
- That system is so stupid and flawed.
- 1873
- 01:38:27,541 --> 01:38:30,043
- Okay, well, militaries
- use it all over the world.
- 1874
- 01:38:30,045 --> 01:38:31,343
- But I'll tell him 2100.
- 1875
- 01:38:40,388 --> 01:38:41,722
- Hey, guys.
- 1876
- 01:38:47,295 --> 01:38:49,731
- I'll bet Lurch over
- here knows where Chen is.
- 1877
- 01:38:55,169 --> 01:38:57,070
- Mitch, if you can hear me, you were right.
- 1878
- 01:38:57,072 --> 01:38:58,771
- We found the drugs on Leeds's boat.
- 1879
- 01:39:00,207 --> 01:39:01,576
- Shit!
- 1880
- 01:39:04,078 --> 01:39:05,744
- Hey. No guests allowed upstairs.
- 1881
- 01:39:05,746 --> 01:39:09,615
- Then I guess that means
- that you and I are all alone.
- 1882
- 01:39:09,617 --> 01:39:13,889
- And you look like a bad boy.
- 1883
- 01:39:14,688 --> 01:39:16,757
- How about we get into some trouble?
- 1884
- 01:39:20,761 --> 01:39:22,663
- Too much champagne.
- 1885
- 01:39:25,632 --> 01:39:27,299
- Miss?
- 1886
- 01:39:32,407 --> 01:39:34,373
- Stephanie! Damn!
- 1887
- 01:39:34,375 --> 01:39:35,677
- Chen!
- 1888
- 01:39:36,678 --> 01:39:38,311
- Hey, hey.
- 1889
- 01:39:38,313 --> 01:39:40,112
- - Are you okay?
- - She was going to kill me.
- 1890
- 01:39:40,114 --> 01:39:41,179
- - It's okay.
- - Shit.
- 1891
- 01:39:41,181 --> 01:39:42,551
- What the fuck is going on?
- 1892
- 01:39:43,751 --> 01:39:45,250
- Shit.
- 1893
- 01:39:45,252 --> 01:39:46,654
- Put your hands where I can see them.
- 1894
- 01:39:48,389 --> 01:39:50,255
- - Whoa!
- - Oh, my God.
- 1895
- 01:39:50,257 --> 01:39:51,324
- - Summer!
- - Oh, my God.
- 1896
- 01:39:51,326 --> 01:39:52,525
- Did I kill him?
- 1897
- 01:39:52,527 --> 01:39:53,860
- No, you just knocked his ass out.
- 1898
- 01:39:53,862 --> 01:39:55,227
- Oh, thank God.
- 1899
- 01:39:55,229 --> 01:39:56,596
- Here's the key. Here's the key.
- 1900
- 01:39:56,598 --> 01:39:58,597
- All right, guys, Brody found the flakka.
- 1901
- 01:39:58,599 --> 01:40:01,334
- - Oh!
- - And let's get you out of here and call Ellerbee, okay?
- 1902
- 01:40:01,336 --> 01:40:02,668
- - What about Leeds?
- - Ronnie and I will stay here and
- 1903
- 01:40:02,670 --> 01:40:03,735
- keep an eye out for her, okay?
- 1904
- 01:40:03,737 --> 01:40:05,538
- - What? We will?
- - Yes.
- 1905
- 01:40:05,540 --> 01:40:06,606
- Okay, yeah, we will.
- 1906
- 01:40:06,608 --> 01:40:09,945
- We're going to be on the villain's boat.
- 1907
- 01:40:10,812 --> 01:40:13,582
- Whoo! Jason Bourne ain't got shit on me!
- 1908
- 01:40:16,251 --> 01:40:18,120
- If I could please have your attention.
- 1909
- 01:40:19,687 --> 01:40:21,721
- By this time tomorrow,
- 1910
- 01:40:21,723 --> 01:40:24,457
- the expansion of the
- Huntley will be official.
- 1911
- 01:40:26,161 --> 01:40:28,160
- But for now, let's enjoy the caviar,
- 1912
- 01:40:28,162 --> 01:40:30,398
- the champagne and the fireworks.
- 1913
- 01:40:30,532 --> 01:40:31,833
- Cheers.
- 1914
- 01:40:32,834 --> 01:40:35,470
- We have a problem.
- 1915
- 01:40:38,305 --> 01:40:39,875
- Aw...
- 1916
- 01:40:40,541 --> 01:40:43,444
- Wrong time to grow a conscience, Brody.
- 1917
- 01:40:45,647 --> 01:40:46,846
- Chen's getting away.
- 1918
- 01:40:46,848 --> 01:40:50,485
- How is Chen getting away?
- 1919
- 01:40:51,452 --> 01:40:52,618
- - Fucking idiots!
- - Ow!
- 1920
- 01:40:52,620 --> 01:40:54,587
- They're trying to trap us. Plan B.
- 1921
- 01:40:54,589 --> 01:40:55,922
- Get the chopper to meet us at the barge.
- 1922
- 01:40:55,924 --> 01:40:57,190
- We need to get the fuck outta here.
- 1923
- 01:40:57,192 --> 01:40:58,527
- What do we do about him?
- 1924
- 01:40:59,193 --> 01:41:00,259
- Do what you were supposed to do with Chen.
- 1925
- 01:41:00,261 --> 01:41:01,694
- <i>We got Chen off the boat.</i>
- 1926
- 01:41:01,696 --> 01:41:02,727
- <i>Do you guys have eyes on Brody?</i>
- 1927
- 01:41:02,729 --> 01:41:04,262
- No, we still haven't seen him...
- 1928
- 01:41:04,264 --> 01:41:06,231
- - <i>What!</i>
- - and we lost Leeds.
- 1929
- 01:41:06,233 --> 01:41:09,468
- Wait! Good news. We found Leeds.
- 1930
- 01:41:09,470 --> 01:41:10,770
- Bad news.
- 1931
- 01:41:10,772 --> 01:41:12,871
- She's got Brody in a cage
- on the back of a boat.
- 1932
- 01:41:12,873 --> 01:41:15,274
- - <i>Oh, my God.</i>
- - Let's go. Come on.
- 1933
- 01:41:15,276 --> 01:41:17,746
- Wakey-wakey, pretty
- little dum-dum.
- 1934
- 01:41:18,212 --> 01:41:19,811
- Such a shame.
- 1935
- 01:41:19,813 --> 01:41:22,750
- Why'd you have to go snooping? Hmm?
- 1936
- 01:41:23,885 --> 01:41:26,922
- Maybe Thorpe was wrong about you after all.
- 1937
- 01:41:28,355 --> 01:41:29,591
- What?
- 1938
- 01:41:30,757 --> 01:41:32,959
- Thorpe? What are you
- talking about, "Thorpe"?
- 1939
- 01:41:32,961 --> 01:41:35,927
- Oh, you haven't figured that part out yet.
- 1940
- 01:41:35,929 --> 01:41:38,830
- Where I bribed him, you
- know, got Mitch fired,
- 1941
- 01:41:38,832 --> 01:41:40,668
- put your dumb ass in charge.
- 1942
- 01:41:41,336 --> 01:41:43,104
- All you had to do was be a lifeguard.
- 1943
- 01:41:43,304 --> 01:41:44,704
- Get a tan.
- 1944
- 01:41:44,706 --> 01:41:47,740
- But instead, you tried to be
- like Mitch and save the bay.
- 1945
- 01:41:47,742 --> 01:41:50,045
- Now let's see how long
- you can hold your breath.
- 1946
- 01:41:50,612 --> 01:41:52,511
- No, just listen to me. Just listen...
- 1947
- 01:41:52,513 --> 01:41:54,646
- God... Fuck!
- 1948
- 01:41:54,648 --> 01:41:56,382
- No! You have to listen to me!
- 1949
- 01:41:56,384 --> 01:41:57,583
- You're fucking crazy.
- 1950
- 01:41:57,585 --> 01:41:59,852
- If I was a man, you'd call me "driven."
- 1951
- 01:41:59,854 --> 01:42:00,919
- - No!
- - Let's go, boys.
- 1952
- 01:42:00,921 --> 01:42:02,320
- You have to listen to me!
- 1953
- 01:42:02,322 --> 01:42:03,891
- Have a nice swim.
- 1954
- 01:43:33,747 --> 01:43:36,050
- What the fuck?
- 1955
- 01:43:38,653 --> 01:43:40,322
- Damn it, brah!
- 1956
- 01:43:40,587 --> 01:43:42,289
- Fuck!
- 1957
- 01:43:56,504 --> 01:43:58,139
- - Thank you.
- - Where's Leeds?
- 1958
- 01:43:59,907 --> 01:44:04,012
- Leeds is gonna escape in a
- helicopter on that fireworks barge.
- 1959
- 01:44:04,379 --> 01:44:06,044
- - Not if we stop her first.
- - What?
- 1960
- 01:44:07,849 --> 01:44:09,784
- Come on, buddy.
- 1961
- 01:44:10,151 --> 01:44:11,717
- How?
- 1962
- 01:44:11,719 --> 01:44:13,054
- Watch and learn.
- 1963
- 01:44:13,688 --> 01:44:14,721
- Ronnie, come in.
- 1964
- 01:44:14,723 --> 01:44:16,422
- <i>Holy shit, Mitch, you got him!</i>
- 1965
- 01:44:17,759 --> 01:44:19,758
- Yeah, listen, I got Brody.
- He's alive and he's well.
- 1966
- 01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:21,560
- <i>Ronnie, I need you
- to figure out a way</i>
- 1967
- 01:44:21,562 --> 01:44:22,994
- to launch those fireworks.
- 1968
- 01:44:22,996 --> 01:44:24,496
- Listen to me.
- 1969
- 01:44:24,498 --> 01:44:25,597
- I want you to light up the sky.
- 1970
- 01:44:25,599 --> 01:44:27,335
- - Okay. Got it, Mitch.
- - Got it.
- 1971
- 01:44:29,403 --> 01:44:30,938
- That's got to be her boat up there!
- 1972
- 01:44:32,672 --> 01:44:34,743
- - There's the console.
- - Go.
- 1973
- 01:44:34,942 --> 01:44:36,711
- Okay. Let's see what we got here.
- 1974
- 01:44:41,748 --> 01:44:43,516
- Oh, fucking lifeguards!
- 1975
- 01:44:43,518 --> 01:44:45,854
- What a nuisance! Take care of them already!
- 1976
- 01:44:47,455 --> 01:44:49,690
- - What the fuck? Holy shit!
- - God damn it, get down!
- 1977
- 01:44:51,125 --> 01:44:52,892
- <i>Miss Leeds, I'm
- approaching the barge.</i>
- 1978
- 01:44:52,894 --> 01:44:54,427
- <i>I'll meet you at the top.</i>
- 1979
- 01:44:54,429 --> 01:44:55,994
- Okay. Okay, okay.
- 1980
- 01:44:55,996 --> 01:44:57,698
- Holy shit.
- 1981
- 01:44:57,764 --> 01:44:58,897
- She's gonna get away!
- 1982
- 01:44:58,899 --> 01:44:59,798
- Shit, shit, shit!
- 1983
- 01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:01,866
- Ronnie, C.J., right now. Let's do this.
- 1984
- 01:45:01,868 --> 01:45:04,905
- Um, yeah, yeah, Mitch. We're on it. Fuck!
- 1985
- 01:45:12,045 --> 01:45:13,712
- I've never seen any interface like this.
- 1986
- 01:45:13,714 --> 01:45:15,146
- I don't know what to fucking do!
- 1987
- 01:45:15,148 --> 01:45:16,749
- Hey! Look at me, look at me, look at me!
- 1988
- 01:45:16,751 --> 01:45:18,219
- You are the tech guy.
- 1989
- 01:45:18,986 --> 01:45:23,057
- You are the motherfucking tech guy.
- 1990
- 01:45:28,528 --> 01:45:31,463
- - I'm the motherfucking tech guy.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1991
- 01:45:31,465 --> 01:45:32,800
- <i>Come on, Ronnie.</i>
- 1992
- 01:45:33,600 --> 01:45:34,799
- All right, let's go.
- 1993
- 01:45:34,801 --> 01:45:36,304
- I'm behind you, dude.
- 1994
- 01:45:37,205 --> 01:45:38,603
- All right, watch your step.
- There's urchins everywhere.
- 1995
- 01:45:38,605 --> 01:45:39,871
- What, the ones that kill you?
- 1996
- 01:45:39,873 --> 01:45:41,309
- Let's go, partner.
- 1997
- 01:45:41,675 --> 01:45:42,976
- I like the sound of that.
- 1998
- 01:45:43,778 --> 01:45:45,180
- Shit!
- 1999
- 01:45:45,545 --> 01:45:46,712
- What the fuck!
- 2000
- 01:45:46,714 --> 01:45:48,580
- Uh... God, oh...
- 2001
- 01:45:48,582 --> 01:45:50,385
- Oh, my God, I got it!
- 2002
- 01:45:51,652 --> 01:45:53,855
- - And I'm in.
- - And... Fire!
- 2003
- 01:45:59,493 --> 01:46:00,795
- Holy shit!
- 2004
- 01:46:03,163 --> 01:46:05,630
- It's working, he's turning!
- 2005
- 01:46:05,632 --> 01:46:07,499
- - It's go time.
- - Right.
- 2006
- 01:46:09,269 --> 01:46:10,969
- What the hell is taking you so long?
- 2007
- 01:46:10,971 --> 01:46:13,006
- <i>All right, Miss Leeds.
- Circling around.</i>
- 2008
- 01:46:14,809 --> 01:46:16,978
- Could you put that dog down already?
- 2009
- 01:46:23,084 --> 01:46:24,519
- Second level! Fire!
- 2010
- 01:46:24,652 --> 01:46:26,354
- Take that, motherfucker!
- 2011
- 01:46:27,889 --> 01:46:29,490
- Whoo!
- 2012
- 01:47:01,956 --> 01:47:03,258
- Mitch!
- 2013
- 01:47:07,228 --> 01:47:10,029
- The fireworks are almost
- done. And then you can land.
- 2014
- 01:47:10,031 --> 01:47:11,332
- Holy shit!
- 2015
- 01:47:12,567 --> 01:47:14,101
- And come to this side, you imbecile!
- 2016
- 01:47:18,238 --> 01:47:19,304
- Fire.
- 2017
- 01:47:19,306 --> 01:47:21,842
- None of them are working
- anymore. I think it's over.
- 2018
- 01:47:21,975 --> 01:47:25,412
- Oh, honey. As usual, I have
- to do everything myself.
- 2019
- 01:47:28,715 --> 01:47:31,552
- - Mitch!
- - Oh, don't bother. He's dead.
- 2020
- 01:47:31,751 --> 01:47:34,619
- - Because of you.
- - Of course because of me.
- 2021
- 01:47:34,621 --> 01:47:37,291
- You do realize I'm holding a gun, right?
- 2022
- 01:47:39,859 --> 01:47:41,429
- So impulsive.
- 2023
- 01:47:42,662 --> 01:47:44,696
- That's why you walked right into my plan.
- 2024
- 01:47:44,698 --> 01:47:46,367
- Leeds!
- 2025
- 01:47:46,733 --> 01:47:49,668
- For fuck's sake. Why don't you die already?
- 2026
- 01:47:49,670 --> 01:47:51,337
- Let the little boy go.
- 2027
- 01:47:51,339 --> 01:47:53,606
- That's not how this story ends, Mitch.
- 2028
- 01:47:53,608 --> 01:47:55,975
- You see, you're not here to save him.
- 2029
- 01:47:55,977 --> 01:47:58,209
- After all, he took your job.
- 2030
- 01:47:58,211 --> 01:47:59,244
- So you shot him.
- 2031
- 01:47:59,246 --> 01:48:02,080
- But not before he got a
- shot off that killed you.
- 2032
- 01:48:02,082 --> 01:48:04,586
- I don't know. That seems
- a little complicated.
- 2033
- 01:48:04,684 --> 01:48:06,317
- Yeah, that sounds cheesy.
- 2034
- 01:48:06,319 --> 01:48:07,921
- You won't get away with this!
- 2035
- 01:48:08,154 --> 01:48:10,123
- Oh, I already have, Mitch.
- 2036
- 01:48:10,224 --> 01:48:12,026
- You know the best thing about winning
- 2037
- 01:48:12,926 --> 01:48:15,660
- is that you get to write
- the story of what happened.
- 2038
- 01:48:15,662 --> 01:48:17,096
- Isn't that right, Mr. Gold Medal?
- 2039
- 01:48:17,098 --> 01:48:19,333
- - Fuck you, lady.
- - Pass.
- 2040
- 01:48:21,167 --> 01:48:22,470
- What's that?
- 2041
- 01:48:22,737 --> 01:48:24,137
- What the hell?
- 2042
- 01:48:24,738 --> 01:48:26,474
- It's a big red button.
- 2043
- 01:48:29,175 --> 01:48:30,545
- The big red button.
- 2044
- 01:48:38,184 --> 01:48:39,621
- Time to die, boys.
- 2045
- 01:48:40,054 --> 01:48:41,753
- No!
- 2046
- 01:48:41,755 --> 01:48:44,188
- I was born of the sea!
- 2047
- 01:48:44,190 --> 01:48:47,125
- I eat fire coral and I piss saltwater!
- 2048
- 01:48:47,127 --> 01:48:50,898
- I scratch my back with a whale's dick,
- 2049
- 01:48:51,297 --> 01:48:53,999
- and I loofah my chest with his ball sac.
- 2050
- 01:48:54,001 --> 01:48:55,066
- What the fuck?
- 2051
- 01:48:56,437 --> 01:49:00,507
- I'll die when the tide
- stops and the moon drowns!
- 2052
- 01:49:00,808 --> 01:49:02,342
- Until then...
- 2053
- 01:49:08,114 --> 01:49:09,347
- Oh.
- 2054
- 01:49:09,349 --> 01:49:10,652
- Go, baby.
- 2055
- 01:49:11,852 --> 01:49:14,021
- I'm oceanic, motherfucker.
- 2056
- 01:49:14,087 --> 01:49:15,422
- How tacky.
- 2057
- 01:49:32,806 --> 01:49:34,839
- - Mitch, you just blew her up!
- - Yeah.
- 2058
- 01:49:34,841 --> 01:49:37,875
- Plus I'm high as a motherfucker right now
- 2059
- 01:49:37,877 --> 01:49:39,180
- on Devil's Urchin.
- 2060
- 01:49:42,782 --> 01:49:44,249
- You stabbed yourself with one of those?
- 2061
- 01:49:44,251 --> 01:49:45,784
- I thought that was supposed to kill you.
- 2062
- 01:49:45,786 --> 01:49:47,753
- It does.
- 2063
- 01:49:47,755 --> 01:49:50,121
- And I'm in desperate
- need of medical attention.
- 2064
- 01:49:54,862 --> 01:49:56,530
- That wasn't so bad.
- 2065
- 01:49:59,332 --> 01:50:01,066
- That's good luck. Pick it up.
- 2066
- 01:50:01,068 --> 01:50:03,371
- - What? What?
- - Oh, God, there's so much blood.
- 2067
- 01:50:03,903 --> 01:50:06,237
- - What?
- - God, why do I keep looking?
- 2068
- 01:50:10,411 --> 01:50:12,076
- What took you so long with Leeds?
- 2069
- 01:50:12,078 --> 01:50:15,048
- I didn't want to make it
- seem like it was too easy.
- 2070
- 01:50:15,483 --> 01:50:17,218
- The adrenaline kept you alive.
- 2071
- 01:50:17,785 --> 01:50:19,386
- Thank God you make us carry these.
- 2072
- 01:50:20,121 --> 01:50:21,422
- Take it easy.
- 2073
- 01:50:22,022 --> 01:50:23,423
- You saved your own life this time.
- 2074
- 01:50:25,392 --> 01:50:27,228
- - Thank you.
- - Yes.
- 2075
- 01:50:28,429 --> 01:50:30,064
- Hey, um...
- 2076
- 01:50:30,831 --> 01:50:32,798
- So I hear you were, uh...
- 2077
- 01:50:32,800 --> 01:50:36,471
- You were right the whole time. And, uh...
- 2078
- 01:50:39,038 --> 01:50:42,476
- I owe you an apology.
- 2079
- 01:50:43,510 --> 01:50:45,212
- Owe you an apology.
- 2080
- 01:50:51,417 --> 01:50:52,753
- No apology needed.
- 2081
- 01:50:53,920 --> 01:50:55,722
- I mean, we saved the bay.
- 2082
- 01:50:57,457 --> 01:50:59,924
- So you can hit us on
- that shell phone anytime.
- 2083
- 01:51:01,961 --> 01:51:03,296
- Come on, brother.
- 2084
- 01:51:04,465 --> 01:51:06,768
- - My man.
- - My man.
- 2085
- 01:51:06,934 --> 01:51:08,100
- Hey!
- 2086
- 01:51:08,102 --> 01:51:10,637
- What part of "You're fired"
- do you not understand, Mitch?
- 2087
- 01:51:10,804 --> 01:51:14,074
- Get the fuck off my beach
- or I'll have you arrested.
- 2088
- 01:51:14,340 --> 01:51:15,777
- Hey, Thorpe.
- 2089
- 01:51:17,812 --> 01:51:19,143
- Oh!
- 2090
- 01:51:19,145 --> 01:51:20,448
- Oh, my God.
- 2091
- 01:51:22,550 --> 01:51:24,950
- This is our beach, bitch.
- And you're under arrest.
- 2092
- 01:51:24,952 --> 01:51:26,086
- Ow.
- 2093
- 01:51:28,288 --> 01:51:30,323
- That was a badass right cross, Brody.
- 2094
- 01:51:32,859 --> 01:51:34,226
- You just said my real name.
- 2095
- 01:51:49,276 --> 01:51:50,744
- Hey, killer.
- 2096
- 01:51:52,446 --> 01:51:54,282
- Hey.
- 2097
- 01:51:54,849 --> 01:51:56,784
- - Morning.
- - Good morning.
- 2098
- 01:51:57,050 --> 01:51:58,417
- Do you want breakfast?
- 2099
- 01:51:58,419 --> 01:52:00,421
- - Okay.
- - Okay, cool.
- 2100
- 01:52:00,955 --> 01:52:02,320
- - Pancakes?
- - Yeah.
- 2101
- 01:52:02,322 --> 01:52:04,192
- - Bacon?
- - Yeah.
- 2102
- 01:52:06,227 --> 01:52:07,528
- Cinnabon?
- 2103
- 01:52:12,899 --> 01:52:14,633
- - I saw you do that.
- - Oh, you're still there.
- 2104
- 01:52:14,635 --> 01:52:17,438
- Yup, just the... Bacon sounds good too.
- 2105
- 01:52:22,542 --> 01:52:24,211
- Good morning.
- 2106
- 01:52:24,545 --> 01:52:26,878
- That was a hell of a punch, mister.
- 2107
- 01:52:26,880 --> 01:52:28,579
- - Thank you.
- - I mean,
- 2108
- 01:52:28,581 --> 01:52:30,615
- it's not exactly in the
- lifeguard manual, but...
- 2109
- 01:52:30,617 --> 01:52:34,822
- Well, I told you I would learn
- better if I had a study buddy.
- 2110
- 01:52:37,358 --> 01:52:39,193
- Don't get ahead of yourself.
- 2111
- 01:52:39,593 --> 01:52:41,128
- Oh, my God. Did you just...
- 2112
- 01:52:41,929 --> 01:52:43,231
- Look at my dick?
- 2113
- 01:52:43,397 --> 01:52:45,333
- Now we're even.
- 2114
- 01:52:56,376 --> 01:52:57,942
- Oh, my God.
- 2115
- 01:52:57,944 --> 01:53:00,347
- We're late. We have to go. Come on.
- 2116
- 01:53:02,081 --> 01:53:03,650
- I found something.
- 2117
- 01:53:08,656 --> 01:53:10,454
- - How'd you get this?
- - Well, it washed up on shore.
- 2118
- 01:53:10,456 --> 01:53:12,159
- You only threw it eight feet, dude.
- 2119
- 01:53:17,331 --> 01:53:19,030
- Thank you.
- 2120
- 01:53:19,032 --> 01:53:20,665
- You're welcome. You're very welcome.
- 2121
- 01:53:20,667 --> 01:53:23,602
- Uh, guys, after finding the drugs,
- 2122
- 01:53:23,604 --> 01:53:24,837
- helping save Chen
- 2123
- 01:53:24,839 --> 01:53:27,909
- and helping me blow up the
- bad girl with a Roman candle,
- 2124
- 01:53:28,207 --> 01:53:31,977
- it's a pleasure to say you are
- officially no longer trainees.
- 2125
- 01:53:31,979 --> 01:53:33,648
- Whoo!
- 2126
- 01:53:34,014 --> 01:53:35,146
- Congratulations.
- 2127
- 01:53:35,148 --> 01:53:36,147
- Yeah, guys.
- 2128
- 01:53:36,149 --> 01:53:38,049
- Hey, guys, one more important thing.
- 2129
- 01:53:38,051 --> 01:53:40,084
- I want to introduce you to our new captain
- 2130
- 01:53:40,086 --> 01:53:41,619
- who has been running our Hawaii division
- 2131
- 01:53:41,621 --> 01:53:43,487
- very successfully for years now.
- 2132
- 01:53:43,489 --> 01:53:45,926
- The amazing Captain Casey Jean.
- 2133
- 01:54:02,108 --> 01:54:03,642
- Is it just me, or is she in...
- 2134
- 01:54:03,644 --> 01:54:06,280
- - In super-slow motion?
- - Yeah.
- 2135
- 01:54:08,448 --> 01:54:10,617
- Wow. This is gonna take a while.
- 2136
- 01:54:11,184 --> 01:54:12,652
- That's how we roll.
- 2137
- 01:54:31,738 --> 01:54:33,640
- Oh, fuck!
- 2138
- 01:54:51,558 --> 01:54:54,295
- - All right, here we go.
- - I think we should roll with it. Let's do it.
- 2139
- 01:54:55,496 --> 01:54:57,965
- Yeah, we saw it in the
- coroner's... Coroner's...
- 2140
- 01:54:58,064 --> 01:54:59,798
- Yeah, we saw it in the corn...
- 2141
- 01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:01,298
- Coroner's. We saw it
- in the coroner's report.
- 2142
- 01:55:01,300 --> 01:55:02,299
- It was in the coroner's report.
- 2143
- 01:55:02,301 --> 01:55:04,136
- I'm gonna get it. "In
- the coroner's report."
- 2144
- 01:55:04,138 --> 01:55:05,536
- Yes, we saw it in the coronary's report.
- 2145
- 01:55:07,674 --> 01:55:09,374
- - Ronnie.
- - What?
- 2146
- 01:55:09,376 --> 01:55:11,912
- Stop looking at the donuts
- like that and dump them.
- 2147
- 01:55:23,456 --> 01:55:25,058
- Oh, boy, that was fun.
- 2148
- 01:55:26,059 --> 01:55:29,261
- You're like a dolphin on
- cocaine, but not annoying at all.
- 2149
- 01:55:29,263 --> 01:55:32,630
- You're like if a human fucked a jet ski...
- 2150
- 01:55:32,632 --> 01:55:34,732
- Which is impossible, but it'd be so cool.
- 2151
- 01:55:34,734 --> 01:55:36,037
- What?
- 2152
- 01:55:36,470 --> 01:55:37,636
- Okay, I got this.
- 2153
- 01:55:39,672 --> 01:55:41,673
- - Come on, dude. Hurry up.
- - Fuck, how'd you do that?
- 2154
- 01:55:41,675 --> 01:55:43,311
- Because I'm fucking strong. Let's go.
- 2155
- 01:55:43,477 --> 01:55:44,442
- What do your balls say?
- 2156
- 01:55:44,444 --> 01:55:46,143
- "Don't follow Mitch's balls.
- 2157
- 01:55:46,145 --> 01:55:47,212
- "Mitch's balls be stupid."
- 2158
- 01:55:49,216 --> 01:55:50,714
- Your hidden balls want to go to the cartel?
- 2159
- 01:55:50,716 --> 01:55:52,517
- - Right now.
- - It's just a third testicle.
- 2160
- 01:55:52,519 --> 01:55:54,088
- My balls are talking...
- 2161
- 01:55:55,288 --> 01:55:56,288
- Ugh.
- 2162
- 01:55:56,290 --> 01:55:58,222
- I need you to check his
- taint for needle marks.
- 2163
- 01:56:00,794 --> 01:56:02,127
- God damn it.
- 2164
- 01:56:02,129 --> 01:56:04,495
- It's, uh... And hairy.
- 2165
- 01:56:04,497 --> 01:56:06,565
- God, it's getting really fro-y in here.
- 2166
- 01:56:06,567 --> 01:56:08,069
- Smile.
- 2167
- 01:56:14,808 --> 01:56:17,575
- - Love your chest, it is so...
- - Uh-huh.
- 2168
- 01:56:17,577 --> 01:56:19,377
- Uh-huh.
- 2169
- 01:56:19,379 --> 01:56:22,513
- I like your chest as well.
- 2170
- 01:56:22,515 --> 01:56:24,615
- It doesn't work when you
- say it back to me like that.
- 2171
- 01:56:26,620 --> 01:56:30,288
- Hey, C.J., why do our suits
- ride so far up our asses?
- 2172
- 01:56:30,290 --> 01:56:32,126
- It makes us faster in the water.
- 2173
- 01:56:50,144 --> 01:56:51,810
- Did you just... Whoa. Please.
- 2174
- 01:56:51,812 --> 01:56:53,677
- I hope that doesn't make the boob-lers...
- 2175
- 01:56:53,679 --> 01:56:55,081
- All right.
- 2176
- 01:56:55,748 --> 01:56:57,649
- I'd love it if you wore tighter pants.
- 2177
- 01:56:57,651 --> 01:56:58,953
- I really would.
- 2178
- 01:57:01,154 --> 01:57:03,157
- Why do you get to play Mitch Buchannon?
- 2179
- 01:57:04,724 --> 01:57:05,790
- You're joking.
- 2180
- 01:57:05,792 --> 01:57:08,192
- No, I've been Mitch Buchannon for 20 years.
- 2181
- 01:57:08,194 --> 01:57:09,660
- Am I gonna be in the sequel?
- 2182
- 01:57:09,662 --> 01:57:11,131
- I think you should be in the sequel.
- 2183
- 01:57:12,899 --> 01:57:15,267
- Do I look like a tiny
- little asshole next to him?
- 2184
- 01:57:15,269 --> 01:57:16,570
- - No.
- - Okay, good.
- 2185
- 01:57:16,572 --> 01:57:26,572
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